David Mitchell Perplexed By Miranda's Chinese Takeaway Joke | Big Fat Quiz
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- David Mitchell destroys Mirand's joke with his logic machine.
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Dream panelists:
James Acaster - Victoria Coren Mitchell (ust for the sake of annoying David)
David Mitchell & Bob Mortimer
Greg Davies & Richard Ayoade aka Bad Dong Returns
A dream panel would have t4o include Dara O'Brien for me. I'd kick Acaster for him.
The next one is tomorrow, unfortunately (but at least) Richard Ayoade is the only one out of these mentioned this year.
Last two, yes. The rest are annoying as fk. Acaster has bexome, or at least decided to show that he's a woke fool.
I'd add Big Narstie to that list. My dream. My panelists.
How can you pass up on Noel Fielding??
That woman is a hero, great work!
Happened 11 years ago now. She is probably dead.
Which of the three?
@@onomatopoeia7505 quite sure they're talking about the one at the end, though it's true that Miranda and Eddie are icons.
She was trying to save a kid!! ❤️
Well done to Vigil Auntie.
Not kidding, but that lady who just instinctively unleashes against theft and violence without fear is exponentially more qualified to be PM.
I'm more qualified to be PM and I'm American.
In fairness the robbers are also more qualified for PM and have more empathy than Truss, so it's not a high bar
wasn't there a skit in Monty Python about the granny mafia? not saying she's in organized crime but maybe she is and that store was under the protection of the granny mafia
@@MisterItchy Well hold on there yank, have ya seen what they’re already doing to Liz? They’re setting a very bad president and it’s possible there could be around 14 Prime Ministers by the time we hit November 5.
this was filmed in 2011 so not sure if sshes still around
That old lady running into that situation swinging her handbag almost brought a tear to my eye, God bless her
She ran very fast to reach them. It didn't look like they sped up the video so she is quite athletic as well as fearless.
Thank you Eddie!!! ❤
Especially being american, the "people who made the news" bits are so removed, I forgot about this fantastic woman. She came in hot and fearless!
What has being american got to do with anything
@@ebf5026 I have never seen any of the news stories outside of big fat quiz.
@@ebf5026 It's more just "not living in the UK"- the stories featured are usually national and kind of obscure, making it extremely unlikely that anybody outside the UK will have heard them
I would love to see a big fat quiz where all the pannelists are just the pisstakers, just the shittest ones at answering but the funniest in the banter. Definitely Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade, who else?
Jack Whitehall
@@BoggyBranchet not jack please
@@ellielouise7005 tbh as much as people hate them for some reason, they are the final addition to complete the set. David and Miranda, Noel and Richard, Corden and Whitehall. or possibly Joe Lycett and Alan Carr
@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia okay Jack's one thing, but Corden is incapable of comedy and actively makes anything he's in less enjoyable to watch. I would honestly believe this to be an objective fact is he hadn't somehow gotten a show.
Sean lock would of topped it he had the best fake stories
The scary thing about Animal is that, all you have to do is be on his radar, you don't even have to do anything, and he is ready to fight you. 😢 He could ignore you most of the time, and out of nowhere, he wants to fight you.
What I love about this isn't that she did that, I love the fact they were breaking into the building, going to steal from there and let's be honest at the very least hospitalise the guy, maybe even end up killing them...
They started getting wailed on by this old lady and her handbag, and they just fuck off 🤣
That woman is freaking amazing!
My mum’s handbag is really heavy. I bet she could break some bones with it.
where is the full episode of this? i wanna watch it so hard
Probs CZcams or pirate site
This is from the Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011. It's on CZcams.
How does one watch something "hard"?
@6:33 Ross says he likes rice, and Jaime Olive-oil makes a face that clearly means that's the first time he's heard that phrase.
That woman is an old school hero. Love her.
Jonathon Ross giving a strong Bryan Ferry vibe
I LOVE SUPER GRANNY
I'm moving back to the City my trepidation was eased by courage of England's Wonder Woman. Love and Blessings from NSW Australia.🤘
That old bird deserved a standing ovation
And she'd probably also like not to be referred to as "that old bird".
@@BumMcFluff 'Twas a joke, I believe, or an attempt at one anyway.
'Ova' meaning egg, 'Bird' a thing that lays eggs, 'Old bird' British slang for an elderly female person. If I'm wrong I do hope the OP informs me so... I may have read far more into this one than was intended.
*Ovation means either 'egg-laying' or a 'standing applause', not sure why they are identically spelled mind you.
@@PowerMadLabRat indeed correct on the british slang, additionally it's somewhat of an english tradition that names initially sounding derogatory or rude are in fact respectful and/or reverential.
(British humour/wit is great)
I think you went too deep with the references to the ovum, but it does make for an interesting take I've not thought of before.
As far as I'm aware the bird part is in reference to how situational aware a bird would typically be, and we all love and respect our elders in the Land of Tea
@@BumMcFluff feel free to tell me her name then, but either way, she was a tough old bird.
The panelists' table is made of Legos.
Look out Super Gran!
Lies!
David Walliams has worn multiple dresses!
I have a feeling that might have been the joke
Maybe he meant as himself and not as part of a role or costume
No he hasn't. You are confused.
@@Kwippy watch Little Britain
What year is this from?
2011
Eddie! You look great! When’s your next tour?
David you have already broken wind!
Ann Timson took on 7 men holding sledgehammers! 😳 Put her picture nxt to courage in the dictionary.
None of you noticed how young everyone looks??? This is from 2011.
Thanks, I was just trying to work out which year it was. David and Jonathan are the most easy ones to see the aging process. Jimmy has barely changed.
I remember watching this by myself as I do every year... good grief, WHERE did time go?!
No, no, just you
He wasn’t perplexed by it. He just noticed that it didn’t make sense.
I think he was perplexed.
He was perplexed as to why she thought that constituted a joke.
@@peterclarke7240 Haha, O.K.
Well done my lovely x
🤣🤣🤣
Literally the embodiment of a participation trophy!
David and Eddie are both better LADIES than I'll ever be...
How pathetic
Eddie yes, David no
Which David?
Well, you're not even a woman, so...
Mitchel says he wishes he could go into an egg fried rice room.... Not by Jamie though.
Uncle Roger would not be pleased
Vigilante Vivienne Westwood
6:06 10 years later all he gets is hassle for it
It's interesting looking back at these segments with Eddie Izzard knowing that she now identifies as genderfluid (and possibly lesbian). She probably always did, but "transvestite" was the only available term at the time.
Yeah it's kinda amazing it's kinda like the whole transgender movement is socially engineered and not a natural occurance or something
@@shadowbanned1999 The only thing that has really changed is that people now have the language to describe how they feel and in some cases they have options to live in a way that makes them feel more comfortable. If you look back through history, you'll find many people, across many cultures, who could be considered gender non-conforming.
@@hannahk1306 lmfao yeah okay buddy. Did they surgically remove there bits and get a necrotic "neovagina"? How about you give me some specific examples of people who were trans in history? Also can you define what the two genders are?
@@hannahk1306 He/she pronouns have always been used to describe others, and not for yourself. When talking directly to others we don't say he or she, we say you. The "movement" is being used to rob words of their meaning, and for people not to accept who they are. You can't be a man one day and a female another. The reality of you as a physical being is not based upon feelings, and when we use words like he or she that's how we use them. We can't read peoples minds, and reality isnt a subjective thing which changes due to a person's whim. It's tough for a person with gender dysphoria but pretending you look like something you dont (some people do transition well granted) is a denial of reality. And denying reality isnt healthy. On top of the damage transitioning people who aren't really trans. Ie a gay boy hasn't been born in the wrong body. 1000s have already started the process of detransitioning that this new movement has wrongly pushed those innocents into. Which goes to show how bad their advice is, how bad their knowledge is, and how little they really know
@@nicosmind3 Of course they're used to describe others, but so are names and you wouldn't call someone by the wrong name - so why use the wrong pronouns? If you accidentally use the wrong one, just apologise and move on.
The percentage of people who detransition is actually very low and studies have shown that the majority of those who do, do so because of transphobia and not feeling safe in their current environment. Personally, I feel this is an argument for being more accepting and also better support from places like gender clinics, not against people being allowed to transition in the first place.
Mrs. Harper (?) is a good ol fashioned Brit. She would have fought Hitler face to face in London if he wasn’t afraid of water (the channel)! Hope she is still well, and charming folks with her eloquent style!
1 minute 12 seconds in and an advert like what the actual fuck…
It's 2022 and you don't have an adblocker. I think you're at fault here
@@as3609 lol was about to say. its so refreshing not to have ads, especially the amount of sponsors nowadays. i don't need ads on my ads
Afaik the timing is random
(but I assume the channel can 'set' how many ads get shown).
Anyway, you're getting free content.
No one noticed Jamie Oliver until like 7 minutes in. Good.
Stand back Superman, Ice Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Robin too ...
Little did we know that Eddie/Suzy was telling the truth about being a lesbian.
1st
i think there's a song about the lady in red
thats no lady, thats Marilyn Manson!
And worst.
"I could tell how hot it was."
98.5°F sorry, I don't know Celsius.
Me neither and proud of it,besides the fact that the nuns in math couldn't beat it into my head...all those lil numbers,my god, a foot is a 🦶,12 inches...not 1.789.453 something or other..man.
@@Maya_Pinion Only an American would be proud of ignorance 😂
Always admirable to be proud of your ignorance and insularity. It is what makes the United States the great country it is. Meanwhile, you can talk about the weather with any Liberians or Burmese that you meet - the only other countries in the world that still haven't adopted metric.
@@saborflamenco1137 oh, ouch, cut me to the core. 😂😂😂🤡
Feeling for Eddie, the insensitivity is quite outrageous, here
Yea, 5:52 11:48 The barrier to being a transvestite is pretty low, given that it's just a man who sometimes dresses like a woman, but Walliams seems weirdly intent on challenging Izzard's claim to be just that. Could all this bullying have been avoided by just giving Walliams a DVD copy of "Dress to Kill"?
Insenstivity? It looks like banter to me and he is clearly not bothered by it, he's playing along with it. But, sure, take offence on behalf of a stranger who clearly doesn't know that he's supposed to be offended, at least according to you. Don't you hate it when the victims you defend aren't victimized like you think they should be? They've got some nerve!
Eddie Izard no longer refers to himself as a transvestite.
Funny, I know a lady who gets upset because Eddie Izzard isn't transvestite enough for her.
Miranda Hart is insufferable. Anything she says is either painstakingly rehearsed or painfully unfunny or, frequently, both.
What easy money this is for the celebs. They dont even have to be funny and they still get paid.
the child beaters painfully boring..... the amount of episodes w uncharismatic non-comedian guests is insane 😭😭
who?
What?
@@eoghanclark165 what a constructive and informative reply. totally worth the time i spent checking my notifications
@@nicodoe6181 I can't give an informative response to a comment I'm still attempting to understand
Walliams, Miranda and Jamie Oliver, it's a pretty low point for the show...
And Mitchell being on with them means it's a pretty low point for him as well.
This is over 10 years old
Did y'all miss the Mel B year? Not even close.
@@katenz100 At least she was just one person (and the others could mock her), this is half of the guests...
I like Miranda Hart
Muppets aren't real Muppets these days. Cringe.
I never understand how the, 'I like wice' guy had his own show. Just not funny.
his names Jonathon Ross i'm sure you know that you're just pretending to not know his name to make it sound like you care less than you do. but the truth is, you're just damaged and need an outlet for your built up frustration, we get it, and we're here for you Squidge.
Miranda Hart is so overrated
Cancel homophobic Jonathan Ross
Cringe
@@raveninnsbruck9166 As opposed to referencing anal intercourse when a gay man farts. I challenge anyone to be more cringeworthy
"His anal muscles are shot to hell" was funny. David thought it was funny. Everyone else thought it was funny. You're just going to have to cope.
@@johnstory2996 Laugh all you want, but my coping strategy is better than yours
@@thijsbergman2424 😂 It clearly isn't. Cope harder.
'HARPER SEVEN BOURNE' = Is what exactly ? Apart from a few characters. And David Walliams is NEVER funny, he is the only one who thinks he is, just like Romesh Raganathan and Nish Kumar ( who laughs non stop at his own non jokes )
David Beckham's daughter is called Harper Seven.
@@sarahdunworth9989 Thanks Sarah! 😃
I agree with you about Walliams and Kumar, but Ranganathan is actually funny, sometimes. His stand up is watchable, and his panel show appearances moreso
I really dont get ranga, or the whole thing of brining your mum to work.
Well I quite like Romesh and Nish, especially on panel shows. They are a tone of fun.