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  • @smackmybones1371
    @smackmybones1371 Před rokem +29447

    Imagine paying $70 for a character to say "Deadass" in the most corporate-speak voice youve ever heard during a cutscene

  • @rogue-ishtea6043
    @rogue-ishtea6043 Před rokem +5489

    The vampire being unable to get around or through the forklift boils down to it not being Forklift Certified.

    • @hedmeddig
      @hedmeddig Před rokem +80

      Let's say someone like me who is forklift certified, gets turned into a vampire, would my vampire-self be able to get through?

    • @sentientmlem727
      @sentientmlem727 Před rokem +92

      @@hedmeddig Once forklift certified, always forklift certified.

    • @RAAM855
      @RAAM855 Před rokem +42

      ​@@hedmeddig you wouldn't be a vampire. Cause vampires no better than to mess with someone forklift certified

    • @adamkarlsson9615
      @adamkarlsson9615 Před rokem +9

      blessed be the Osha regulations

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 Před rokem +1

      Funny when I fought that one it’s went through it mist form no problem honestly this games good and all the negative reviews are really whining about ai the ai are civilians ones that were enslaved they are terrified each weopan has a effective range they try to move into to maximize their damage but at the end of the day Im a soldier trained to kill they are civilians expecting military grade intelligence from cultists who are terrified and have to bring you in alive(something I noticed the reviews never mentioned it’s literally said within the first ten minutes of the game the queen vamp says it herself) they have to bring you in alive or the vampires won’t take their offering and let them participate in something called a blood trance I’ve been eavesdropping on vampires and cultists what ever it is, it has some kind of religious importance and to their thralls at least seems to be the first step towards being a vampire, this game has so much lore in the environment and it is good I recommend playing it on new gen Xbox because what he’s encountering I haven’t seen once

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 Před rokem +1006

    The fact that this game has mobile games level of cutscene and it demands you to pay 70 dollars for it is incredibly hillarious.

    • @Solarvoid-bl6xd
      @Solarvoid-bl6xd Před rokem +34

      Hell even some mobile game have cutscene doe

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning Před 9 měsíci +12

      The issue is that "gamers" spend this amount of money routinely on games that are not worth it. The kind of morons who dip into the cash shop of a game that they already pay monthly for and are always keeping up with the battlepass.
      If consumers didn't enable this behavior it wouldn't be profitable and therefore wouldn't exist. Looking at you, mobile games.

    • @ralith844
      @ralith844 Před 8 měsíci

      I don't think we can put the blame on mobile games here. Horse Armor from oblivion, Maps packs from CoD, card packs (loot boxes) from FIFA, all of that enabled this behavior and we let them get away with it. Mobile games just adopted what already worked.@@AdamOwenBrowning

    • @StatesGames
      @StatesGames Před 7 měsíci +1

      I didn't know that the only factor for a game was Cutscenes. You could, despite this, look at Arkane's work in Dishonored. The scenes are slide sequences too.

    • @SCDarkSoul
      @SCDarkSoul Před 7 měsíci +4

      Have you seen some mobile games? That's an insult to mobile games.

  • @InkFold
    @InkFold Před 6 měsíci +708

    As someone brand new to game design in unreal engine, an AI that can’t even route a path to the player is INSANE. That’s like a 15 minute CZcams tutorial.

    • @Silent_Blade12
      @Silent_Blade12 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Yeah I think they messed up some code

    • @fujtkrisztian
      @fujtkrisztian Před 2 měsíci +9

      It's not the pathfinding, it's that when the vampire raycasts to the player to figure out if the range is correct, it doesn't check if there's an object in between, so it just gets stuck in an agro loop. Or something like that.

    • @fujtkrisztian
      @fujtkrisztian Před 2 měsíci +10

      Still pretty generic, but code can get much more complicated to implement in full games than in a UE project lmao.
      Still arcane shouldn't release unfinished games.

    • @InkFold
      @InkFold Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@fujtkrisztian in the words of DJ Khalid, “congratulations, you played yourself.”
      Yes you just reiterated my point perfectly. Something as small as an unreal hobby project can successfully pull off proper path finding (possibly through raytracing, nav mesh, etc.) whereas this released title created in Unreal by a team of people can’t seem to sort it out. Thanks for your comment and the added clarity it provided!

    • @fujtkrisztian
      @fujtkrisztian Před 2 měsíci +14

      @@InkFold I just said that it's not the pathfinding and the fact that you can pull it off in an unreal project don't mean shit. 💀
      Not how it works bro 😂

  • @valhalla_1129
    @valhalla_1129 Před rokem +4214

    I like how they made sure the protagonist sounds as wooden as possible to stave off vampires. Very smart move, and it really shows how deep and thoughtful the writing is. Deadass.

    • @gr8ghostly133
      @gr8ghostly133 Před rokem +158

      love the "deadass"

    • @anubisfox5765
      @anubisfox5765 Před rokem +6

      There are 4 protags and jacob is thankfully much better, but still a mad average game

    • @Ayr1n_0
      @Ayr1n_0 Před rokem +9

      Perchance.

    • @Noelle_Holiday
      @Noelle_Holiday Před rokem +43

      I wouldn't even be surprised if Arkane actually hired ChatGPT to write most of the game's dialogue.

    • @recalcitrantsheep5360
      @recalcitrantsheep5360 Před rokem +72

      @@Noelle_Holiday chatgtp would do a better job, deadass

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 Před rokem +34857

    Okay the idea of a vampire being scared of boxes due them being made out of wood is legit a rather funny concept. Wood anxiety.

    • @joncon5554
      @joncon5554 Před rokem +745

      I wonder if they seem to have a problem with pantry doors

    • @annalarsen6059
      @annalarsen6059 Před rokem +395

      Xylophobia, fear of wooden objects or forests.

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 Před rokem +257

      @@annalarsen6059 That seems to be more wooded areas, then wood in general but it does sound like it should e the fear of Xylophones. haha

    • @manfredstorm7599
      @manfredstorm7599 Před rokem +17

      stake baits in VTM be like :

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Před rokem +148

      wood anxiety sounds more like waking up as a teenager,

  • @JarvisTDP
    @JarvisTDP Před rokem +237

    12:29, the comedic timing of searching the whole room, turning around to see a clueless vampire, and being greeted with "I know where you are" is comedy gold

    • @RatKing2137
      @RatKing2137 Před měsícem

      Can you actually read xd

    • @JarvisTDP
      @JarvisTDP Před měsícem +2

      @@RatKing2137 what do you even mean by this? what message are you trying to convey?

    • @leobriccocola8141
      @leobriccocola8141 Před měsícem

      @@JarvisTDP Can you actually read xd

    • @JarvisTDP
      @JarvisTDP Před měsícem

      @@leobriccocola8141 Oh thanks

  • @TheJapaneseDeskFlipper
    @TheJapaneseDeskFlipper Před rokem +275

    I love how the turret can't detect Charlie an inch behind but the moment he hacks it, it does a perfect 180 and perfectly locks onto a vampire.

    • @A-Plays-Games
      @A-Plays-Games Před 10 měsíci +11

      That raycast line from the front does positively nothing but be a decoration.

    • @StallionStudios1234
      @StallionStudios1234 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Wow this game sucks. I say its worth 10 bucks tops. Even at that price I would just rather shop around for something older on steam.

    • @lastfirst3512
      @lastfirst3512 Před 24 dny

      Perfectly perfect

  • @WhipLash42o
    @WhipLash42o Před rokem +2265

    I'm glad she let me know they're "legit" evil, I was curious to how evil they actually were.

    • @blackedoutlabelent9800
      @blackedoutlabelent9800 Před rokem +20

      😅😅😅😅

    • @itznukeey
      @itznukeey Před rokem +134

      deadass

    • @___H3475
      @___H3475 Před rokem +43

      Cringed at that line

    • @gamrknight8060
      @gamrknight8060 Před rokem +23

      I was confused if they were really even that bad to being with.

    • @irvancrocs1753
      @irvancrocs1753 Před rokem +49

      It baffles me how they still not learn people dislike that kind of snarky/sarcastic cool-wannabe speaking.
      Just look how Back 4 Blood, Forspoken, Gotham Knight, Borderlands 3, Saints Row Reboot turn out, almost nobody likes them..

  • @jimmylittle9393
    @jimmylittle9393 Před rokem +79

    "They've blocked out the sun" ... daylight everywhere 🤷

    • @The_Haruspex
      @The_Haruspex Před 19 dny +2

      It's almost "if I stand behind this narrow tree they won't see me" logic.

  • @FrenchVanillaMilitia
    @FrenchVanillaMilitia Před rokem +287

    I like how the vampire yelled "No" when it literally got disintegrated. Weird. It can't find its way around a box, but it can find the words to say as it turns to nothing. 10/10 GOAT

  • @ddenozor
    @ddenozor Před rokem +6706

    Only enemy Charlie died to was a stationary power cable. Let that sink in.

  • @brandondebruin375
    @brandondebruin375 Před rokem +1309

    That first mission being called “Dead in the Water” is objectively hilarious

    • @psyc840
      @psyc840 Před rokem +29

      YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

    • @petrichorsbaby
      @petrichorsbaby Před rokem +3

      ​@@psyc840 banger

    • @m0ejo324
      @m0ejo324 Před rokem +3

      ​@@psyc840 Oh hey that looks like my brother, what is he doing in there?

    • @andrewryan2928
      @andrewryan2928 Před rokem +2

      ​@@psyc840 YOU DO RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

  • @liondl1081
    @liondl1081 Před rokem +762

    I like how I never have to worry about Charlie sugarcoating literally anything 😂

    • @bruceleesfat
      @bruceleesfat Před rokem +29

      Why would he? Dude became mega rich by doing nothing other than stating the extreme obvious

    • @stephaniejohnson5361
      @stephaniejohnson5361 Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@bruceleesfat Wow that's almost like most entertainment youtubers. Stop being jealous

    • @and______
      @and______ Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@bruceleesfatthats pretty much what youtube is, you’ll get over it little man

    • @varshasoneji3134
      @varshasoneji3134 Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@stephaniejohnson5361 little man is CRAZY, me personally, I could never take that level of disrespect.

    • @bruceleesfat
      @bruceleesfat Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@varshasoneji3134 and what exactly would you do over the internet lil baby girl

  • @derekrequiem4359
    @derekrequiem4359 Před rokem +116

    I like how she said dead ass
    as two separate, distinct words. Very revolutionary and totally subverted my expectations.

  • @Whitelisted_Productions
    @Whitelisted_Productions Před rokem +2555

    I love how the entire main characters personality can be boiled down to “well, that was a little quirky”

    • @eljefe4258
      @eljefe4258 Před rokem +189

      That just about the depth of modern humor

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Před rokem +202

      The dialogue in this game reminds me of "Forspoken"...which is to say it makes me cringe.

    • @marcstergeorge7065
      @marcstergeorge7065 Před rokem +91

      certified Marvel moment

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 Před rokem +51

      Feels like quirky teen lead in a chick flick

    • @GeronimoStiltstom
      @GeronimoStiltstom Před rokem +78

      I fucking cringed when she said "deadass" it felt so out of place

  • @crazywolf68
    @crazywolf68 Před rokem +3446

    Actually the vampires lack of ability to move around forklifts is a subtle storytelling trick. You see, the vampire ancestor never finished his forklift certification and so all the vampires were cursed to become confused whenever humans use forklifts as cover. Trust me, it’s in the lore.

  • @user-bb7nx3rp3o
    @user-bb7nx3rp3o Před rokem +244

    As a vampire I can confirm that wood terrifies me.

  • @xcreeperxplodius5202
    @xcreeperxplodius5202 Před rokem +341

    Wow this looks like a solid indie game demo. Can’t wait for the dev to finish it.
    Wait, what? It’s a $70 game made by the same people who made Prey?
    Where did we go wrong?

    • @DavidRamirez-lq2co
      @DavidRamirez-lq2co Před 11 měsíci +15

      it is sad that the two last games that arcane released were a flop, i love prey and i think this companny can do better than this

    • @thename2138
      @thename2138 Před 11 měsíci +4

      you sure it was made by the same people?

    • @DavidRamirez-lq2co
      @DavidRamirez-lq2co Před 11 měsíci +11

      @thename2138 I mean the producer didn't want to release it, at least they had a bit of love to the game, but the publisher had already a contract

    • @jacobsnipes6244
      @jacobsnipes6244 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I enjoyed prey, dont really like games that forced choices and if you make the wrong one well your whole game is ruined now

    • @EXTENDEDWARRANT
      @EXTENDEDWARRANT Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@DavidRamirez-lq2coi thought deathloop sold well?? Idk I was almost praying on its downfall so they go back to dishonored but who knows

  • @dud5606
    @dud5606 Před rokem +9340

    This game would be really impressive if it was a single dev project being sold for 10$

    • @douglasdalini4932
      @douglasdalini4932 Před rokem +1159

      deadass

    • @charleswaggoner9467
      @charleswaggoner9467 Před rokem +398

      @@douglasdalini4932 i read his comment and saw he had a reply, thinking it would agree on a similar level or offer other scenarios, no i get the funniest word from this game and laughing my ass off. The amount of “deadass” comments is hilarious, this game flopped hard.
      Edit: So this is what its like to get likes on a comment. I only get 1 or 2 a comment, here CZcams stopped telling me about likes.

    • @thezombieslaughters
      @thezombieslaughters Před rokem +11

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @itsoctotv
      @itsoctotv Před rokem +49

      @@douglasdalini4932 7:29

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Před rokem +16

      @@itsoctotv that’s exactly how I read it in my head, lol

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD Před rokem +8862

    me and my buddies had to restart the game 3 goddamn times because one time the first quest perma bugged and the other time i could never pick up any guns LOL

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Před rokem +190

      Got busted with that bug too, did ya? I couldn’t pick up any of the guns in the first game either. Fun.

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 Před rokem +75

      definitely one of the games of all time

    • @thadpeud3057
      @thadpeud3057 Před rokem +133

      the real embarrassing part is buying the game at all

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Před rokem +24

      @@thadpeud3057Wouldn’t expect anything less from a CZcamsr.

    • @neosweetheart4352
      @neosweetheart4352 Před rokem +13

      At least you can make a next video from this game experience.

  • @tomthecasual5337
    @tomthecasual5337 Před rokem +15

    6:42 npc gets shot: "mh"
    closed captions: *INTENSE CRY OF PAIN*

  • @omcomphonetapes1315
    @omcomphonetapes1315 Před rokem +20

    16:00
    I cant believe System Shock 2, a game released in 1999, has more animation put into their Talking-Ghosts than a game released in 2023

  • @bigmastermind1
    @bigmastermind1 Před rokem +3475

    This literally feels like a 6 month fanmade project by 4 fresh out of school best friends.

    • @merusharkfin1787
      @merusharkfin1787 Před rokem +337

      Pretend that’s the case and this game becomes at least 50% better.

    • @wellhiyadude1
      @wellhiyadude1 Před rokem +281

      @@merusharkfin1787 usually those games are only 20 bucks though

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 Před rokem +93

      LOL even the assets look purchased... yikes

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Před rokem +60

      @@merusharkfin1787 yes but usually they don’t sell those kind of games for 70 dollars

    • @Himark89
      @Himark89 Před rokem +38

      except that we have seen 1 mad lad making a product 10 to the power of 10 times better than this crap, so the bar cannot be set low enough for Red Fall garbage to pass.

  • @sergeydoronin1579
    @sergeydoronin1579 Před rokem +3725

    Damn, Morbius finally got an appropriate videogame adaptation.

  • @FadedKai
    @FadedKai Před 7 měsíci +11

    AAA Gaming Industry saying they need 70$ for games now has to be the biggest scam I have seen for awhile.

  • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
    @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Před rokem +21

    I just bust out laughing when he hacked the turret and it just started immediately unloading into a wall

  • @BernardoOne
    @BernardoOne Před rokem +2032

    It's amazing how the enemies are supposed to be sentient vampires but are more braindead than literally any zombies in a zombie game lmao

    • @narratornightmare2963
      @narratornightmare2963 Před rokem +97

      Zomboid shamblers with blind and deaf settings have better tracking lmao

    • @mysteria_a
      @mysteria_a Před rokem +19

      back4blood levels of zombie ai

    • @evan258
      @evan258 Před rokem +8

      Dude the Zombie AI in Dead Island 2 has better pathing and getting around then this game!

    • @mr_hands
      @mr_hands Před rokem +2

      deadass

    • @shizey0275
      @shizey0275 Před rokem

      Deadass bro

  • @pandab34rYT
    @pandab34rYT Před rokem +2954

    It always hurts to think that for every bad game out there, someone had a vision. Someone had a cool idea for a vampire game they wanted to make, and they had to watch slowly turn into this. Ouch

    • @deadphilix1671
      @deadphilix1671 Před rokem +104

      Or they just wanted to make trash for quick cash💀

    • @TheGLaDOSvideoCore
      @TheGLaDOSvideoCore Před rokem +413

      @@deadphilix1671 it's almost always the producers who are forcing the creative minds to make trash. we need to stop blaming the artists

    • @deadphilix1671
      @deadphilix1671 Před rokem +117

      @@TheGLaDOSvideoCore it’s sad that AAA games from over 10 years ago (Skyrim for example) were not only cheaper but far more enjoyable to play than the trash that gets released today, what is going on?

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius Před rokem +171

      @@deadphilix1671
      Shitty corporate management combined with shitty corporate culture invading the development process. The Developer's used to have significantly more leeway for their projects than they do today, where every marketing executive who thinks he or she understands what makes a good product because they did some entirely useless marketing (for product development) focused degree and their daddy knows somebody high enough up to get them employed at a high level immediately. They start shoving elements, usually based on some boardroom meeting checklists about what's popular in the industry or seems to be trending in the public mind (obviously taken from social media trends now), into the dev process in order to make a more "marketable product" no matter if they fit the project or even worsen the concept significantly by their inclusion. If you think about this alongside the fact that developer's are constantly forced to crunch because management arbitrarily shortens deadline's no matter what the estimated development time is given to them as, the fact that none of these upper management ever see consequences for their inability to do their job properly, and that the development studio's are usually gutted after a less successful release to ensure executive bonuses, it doesn't really seem preposterous that games would SIGNIFICANTLY decline in quality. There's no place for creativity and passion in an industry dominated by corporate culture and which is steadily being monopolized by mega publishers like Blizzard Activision or Bethesda as we speak.
      We saw this occur early on with EA (the studio killer themselves) and titles like Dead Space 3 that were ruined because the original design concept was cut apart and sewn back together with NTX, Coop mechanics (thank the success of Gears for that), and other out of place mechanics combined with a lack of development time and arbitrary changes to the story and mechanics of the game (like an unnecessary love triangle and the ending being cut short), and you have a game that effectively kill's a franchise. But are the upper management held responsible? Nope, the studio dissolves, most are fired or absorbed into other studios, and over time creativity is replaced with stock game development as management dictates that their other studio's make carbon copies of whatever seemed successful to those ever tumorous marketing executives.
      It's really the same in every industry. Film has been seeing this recently with, say, the Disney franchises just being a dumpster fire in most cases and simply stagnant and unappealing at best, so they shake up the infrastructure, but the people really responsible, like Kathleen Kennedy, aren't going anywhere.
      This is why extremely talented studio's like Raven are stuck churning out mediocre and bland products by their corporate overlord's. Because the latter are incompetent and can't see anything past the promise of immediate profits.

    • @lucan8389
      @lucan8389 Před rokem +19

      @@AveSicarius thank you for the profound explanation.

  • @laborless
    @laborless Před 7 měsíci +7

    they can't see you because they're locked at 30fps

  • @0knelim
    @0knelim Před 7 měsíci +5

    *Starts reloading mid fight while vampire does nothing*
    ¨Thanks for waiting that was so noble c: ¨

  • @Tw1s7
    @Tw1s7 Před rokem +5069

    This games makes me go "Man, I wish we had more silent protagonists".

    • @Astro986
      @Astro986 Před rokem +334

      Forspoken moment

    • @Tw1s7
      @Tw1s7 Před rokem +252

      @@Astro986 If you told me Forspoken was a sequel to this, I would believe you lol

    • @josephhorn7229
      @josephhorn7229 Před rokem +15

      ​​@@adolphin9348 please tell me they don't actually say that last sentence

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 Před rokem +63

      It’s why books are sneakily advantageous to films and shows and games, you get to fill in the missing details as you see fit.

    • @guardianofthestars3586
      @guardianofthestars3586 Před rokem +10

      starting to appreciate deputy/security captain a bit more

  • @cadmas
    @cadmas Před rokem +7320

    Amazing how valve was able to make enemies climb over obstacles 15 years ago in an engine held together by bubblegum and shoestrings.

    • @DoomJoy666
      @DoomJoy666 Před rokem +338

      Source engine I thought was a super solid changed over the years type engine that came from goldSRC and that came from quake. But as I'm typing this.... I'm remembering the backwards bunny hopping and air strafing and other things lol

    • @fedorb9286
      @fedorb9286 Před rokem +377

      also funny that they did most of the games on passion and desire to experiment, since every their game has an game's theme in it (l4d2 - horde simulation and ripping, tf2 - artstyle, character creation, csgo - competitive settings).
      while modern games just try to have cool graphics and an "compelling" story

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 Před rokem +46

      @@fedorb9286 Are you speaking English?

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Před rokem +174

      Valve code is one of the most dogshit things in existence and it's still better than most modern games. Take TF2 for example.

    • @SnaggingRaccoon
      @SnaggingRaccoon Před rokem +217

      @@ahall9839bro you understood exactly what he said, don’t be rude

  • @randomncrsoldier7162
    @randomncrsoldier7162 Před rokem +122

    Man i miss when AAA game’s actually had good gameplay, story, and characters

    • @sky-oq5mr
      @sky-oq5mr Před 3 měsíci +4

      That's over 10 years go brudda

    • @Lookingformorefun
      @Lookingformorefun Před 27 dny +1

      We don't get f.e.a.r. 1 kind of AIs anymore.

  • @batwolfy7044
    @batwolfy7044 Před 11 měsíci +4

    “Deadass.” Is actually pretty ironic when you think about it.
    Upon hearing that, I died a bit.

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan Před rokem +2157

    I'm very thankful for the protagonist, constantly telling me how I should feel during story scenes. Without that kind of input I wouldn't know what to think.

    • @lordastrea2765
      @lordastrea2765 Před rokem +156

      And telling me what happened right after the story cutscenes in case I didn't quite understand them.

    • @hilowguy12345
      @hilowguy12345 Před rokem +69

      "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

    • @billywashere6965
      @billywashere6965 Před rokem +12

      Do you have no choice but to play as that annoying bird-platform user?

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 Před rokem +2

      ​@@hilowguy12345 where's that quote from

    • @ihatefractals
      @ihatefractals Před rokem +58

      @@hilowguy12345it’s just bad story telling. Ya remember “show not tell” from English class?
      Edit: I feel dumb lol. Very obvious futurama quote hahahah

  • @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
    @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER Před rokem +1307

    "They broke the sun" top level brain activity going on in the writers' room

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 Před rokem +90

      Somebody get the IT guy in here they broke the sun again

    • @jathre.
      @jathre. Před rokem +140

      "sacrificing their friends, deadass!" and the entire monolog from that cutscene just drilled a hole into my cringe receptors

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 Před rokem +25

      When they said "they broke the sun" my eyes rolled back to the Medieval times.

    • @theplayer1997
      @theplayer1997 Před rokem +3

      "Cmon we gotta go kill the sun!" - yunglimabean

    • @ciroc_lobster4052
      @ciroc_lobster4052 Před rokem +3

      Prolly the Chinese artificial sun

  • @IntermittentStabbing
    @IntermittentStabbing Před rokem +14

    I wonder what the developers were thinking when they test ran their combat.
    “Ahh, this is challenging enough.” Couldn’t have been it.

    • @HookerHeels
      @HookerHeels Před rokem +4

      Dude I swear, they just had an AI code this shit and never tested it. They had to have. How the fuck could ANYONE thats EVER played a video game think this is acceptable.

  • @elizander5902
    @elizander5902 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Being right behind a vampire that can’t sense you due to sheer incompetence is such a funny concept. The double take kills me

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Před rokem +1364

    I remember, in Half-Life 1, I was astounded by the marvel of AI that, rather than rushing me blindly, was capable of realizing I was in cover and throwing grenades to flush me out.
    It feels like it was just yesterday...
    *November 19, 1998.*

    • @crimsonsakura2184
      @crimsonsakura2184 Před rokem +123

      And the enemies were a real danger by themselves - if you're not careful with soldiers, they will easily destroy you even on Normal difficulty, and every fight felt like a real fight, escpecially because of the amount of ammo on the map.

    • @jayleno2192
      @jayleno2192 Před rokem +92

      F.E.A.R. still has some of the best enemy AI I've ever seen, and that came out in 2005.

    • @YAYDaggerful
      @YAYDaggerful Před rokem +33

      I still go back and play F.E.A.R., nothing like it

    • @NotMorganFreeman.
      @NotMorganFreeman. Před rokem +35

      Half Life is timeless. I love everything about it. Thank god Crowbar Collective made Black Mesa.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Před rokem +24

      Even cockroach scatters immediately when exposed to light after idling in dark environment. And thats so insignificant to gameplay

  • @yaku63
    @yaku63 Před rokem +2990

    the fact that this game was created by the studio that made dishonored, which is one of the best stealth games of all time, is actually insane

    • @poeticalbliss7882
      @poeticalbliss7882 Před rokem +475

      More and more it becomes super obvious that these studios do NOT retain their talent.

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 Před rokem +196

      that's what happens when there's no love and budget

    • @paultrigger3798
      @paultrigger3798 Před rokem +342

      Extremely unlikely they still have the same talent from 10-years ago. Even 5-years is a long time in the industry. This game screams too many corporate interests trying to make a game to sell but never really having an identity or target audience.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Před rokem +68

      ​@@poeticalbliss7882 Unfortunately it's often the corporate publishers who own the studios that cause such departures.

    • @gregsun974
      @gregsun974 Před rokem +149

      Dishonored 1 & 2 and Prey were fantastic so this is just maddening

  • @terribleivan1475
    @terribleivan1475 Před 3 měsíci +6

    The player character NEVER STOPS TALKING

  • @GATORBUBS
    @GATORBUBS Před rokem +11

    The forklift vampire made me die 😂😂 you were SO OBVIOUSLY not hiding 😂

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad Před rokem +3533

    These are some of the best graphics I've ever seen! 2010 is shaping up to be a great year for gaming.

    • @harold1844
      @harold1844 Před rokem +89

      my pancreas burns

    • @RedF0XDelta
      @RedF0XDelta Před rokem +75

      Good graphics don’t make a good game
      Edit: I’m dyslexic and can’t read, sorry. But I stand by my statement anyways

    • @h3llosammanGamingRoblox
      @h3llosammanGamingRoblox Před rokem +4

      Fr

    • @nosrednakcin3900
      @nosrednakcin3900 Před rokem +174

      ​@@RedF0XDelta use your brain

    • @josteau9849
      @josteau9849 Před rokem +139

      @@RedF0XDelta You missed the joke there, little bro.

  • @Zero-Pass
    @Zero-Pass Před rokem +1711

    It looks like a prototype that you would make to show to your bosses for approval to make the real game.

    • @MechMK1
      @MechMK1 Před rokem +79

      The vast majority of AAA games are that way these days. Just unfinished husks taped together with promises of what they game may eventually be like - or maybe not.

    • @Unstrict
      @Unstrict Před rokem +26

      ​@@MechMK1 Sometimes hidden by the excuse of it being in 'Alpha' after 3 years of development lmao

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Před rokem +23

      Funny, it looks like one of those games you see being played in the background of a movie or a tv show.

    • @ashary9675
      @ashary9675 Před rokem +8

      ​​@@Garnilator Doom ? Doom eternal

    • @krokodilphil47
      @krokodilphil47 Před rokem +1

      Curb stomp the devs into the void

  • @AkioKaneko
    @AkioKaneko Před rokem +2

    16:21
    upper left corner
    that looks like the notification you get in Genshin impact when there's a quest.

  • @elpibesabiondo
    @elpibesabiondo Před 4 měsíci +3

    redfall is like trying to explore a super flat world in minecraft

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Před rokem +2089

    The raise to the $70 price tag for sure did solve all of the problems of AAA games…

    • @The_Ultimate_Fusion_Gogeta
      @The_Ultimate_Fusion_Gogeta Před rokem +168

      Yeah they made a game to show exactly what you shouldnt put in AAA games

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Před rokem +160

      This game is a steal at $70, they need to price it higher

    • @Xurikyo
      @Xurikyo Před rokem

      @@marcogenovesi8570 no, they're already stealing people's wallets

    • @alita8900
      @alita8900 Před rokem +162

      Now I'm never buying an AAA game again
      Who tf is paying $70 for a piece of shit.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 Před rokem +147

      Raised the price tag and gave up on compressing games so everything takes over 100 gigs of space. Genius

  • @Nxytofaded
    @Nxytofaded Před rokem +1909

    The only scary thing about this game is the cost

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy Před rokem

      Or that the writers aren't going to be held responsible for their shitty writing, they'll just get to keep shitting out turds because of the writer's union

    • @iPunchMAGAterrorists
      @iPunchMAGAterrorists Před rokem +4

      Lmao game pass. Go cheap also Free DLC? Yes please.

    • @thisiswhatgarbagelookslike3864
      @thisiswhatgarbagelookslike3864 Před rokem +44

      ​@@iPunchMAGAterrorists even on gamepass that hot garbage is inexcusable. You guys keep damage controlling is why games come out unfinished.🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @IBR0691
      @IBR0691 Před rokem +7

      Apparently a power cable is the most scary thing.

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 Před rokem +1

      It’s suppose to be scary?

  • @calamityyy
    @calamityyy Před rokem +5

    8:17 that casual "thanks nosferatu" was funny af

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Před rokem +12

    I've watched other people play, but Charlie's strat of exploiting the weak AI was something else.

  • @ITrayceI
    @ITrayceI Před rokem +1941

    These companies should start facing legal issues for selling unfinished products.

    • @jkbobful
      @jkbobful Před rokem +88

      Its why I would rather MS stop trying to buy more companies they don't release anything and when they do it sucks

    • @xevenxaver4759
      @xevenxaver4759 Před rokem +187

      The customers should face public shaming for playing unfinished products

    • @lacuna3894
      @lacuna3894 Před rokem +195

      @@xevenxaver4759 they advertised the game incorrectly and marketed it like it was legit but its not, cant blame customers for being mislead by a company with a good track record

    • @zack2804
      @zack2804 Před rokem +66

      Good luck getting the judge to even understand what the lawsuit is about. That's probably the only reason companies get to get away with this. They know judges are too old to understand how video games even work.

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 Před rokem +54

      ​@@lacuna3894 how about consoomers actually wait until reviews are out instead of pre-ordering as soon as they see their favorite AAA dev pop up at the beginning of the trailer

  • @rena314
    @rena314 Před rokem +1431

    You know you've got a gem on your hands when you get dialogue like "Oh shit, not these guys. They're legit evil." or "But now they're sacrificing their neighbors to those monsters, deadass."

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 Před rokem +251

      the dialogue was the most cringe "how do you do fellow kids?" shit I heard in a long time in a video game.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Před rokem +74

      The dialogue in this game just reeks of "Hey, there fellow kids!"

    • @mayanksharma5006
      @mayanksharma5006 Před rokem +43

      Guys believe me I swear they are 💯 evil

    • @gamebitz7397
      @gamebitz7397 Před rokem +1

      I hope he’s joking

    • @anecro
      @anecro Před rokem +43

      @@tornadodee148 What do you mean in a long time? That happens every Tuesday with AAA titles nowadays. Forespoken exists.

  • @kylefromsouthpark5110
    @kylefromsouthpark5110 Před rokem +2

    That turret was putting in some work on that wall😂 13:39

  • @mnar.brodcast139
    @mnar.brodcast139 Před rokem +3

    You see the reason vampires can get around obstacles is because you haven’t invited them to the other side of them

  • @insanephantom2422
    @insanephantom2422 Před rokem +1572

    Game gives Charlie options for stealth. Charlie doesn’t even try to be stealthy and half the enemies didn’t see him anyway

    • @FaTaLxWho
      @FaTaLxWho Před rokem +48

      Lmao was stealth even a feature in this game because it seems like u can just walk right through everything

    • @OokPuddin
      @OokPuddin Před rokem +8

      Charlie doesn't understand anything but run and gun

    • @OokPuddin
      @OokPuddin Před rokem +2

      I'm not defending the game either, it looks pretty mid

    • @bobjoe5937
      @bobjoe5937 Před rokem +2

      This will win GOTY.

    • @SunnyHF-nf4bc
      @SunnyHF-nf4bc Před rokem +16

      @@OokPuddin The fact that he didn’t get punished for playing the way he did lmfao.

  • @ryancondie283
    @ryancondie283 Před rokem +310

    "Dead ass" @7:30 had me in stitches, the delivery has such a "hello fellow kids" charm to it.

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Před rokem +23

      It made me shove pencils in my ear

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns Před rokem

      They're straight up sacrificing people, dead ass! That is so not with it, my fellow youths! Totally not hashtag lit, am i right?

    • @Noelle_Holiday
      @Noelle_Holiday Před rokem +47

      "So, let me get this straight. I’m somewhere trapped inside a mysterious island that doesn't look like my world, I’m seeing freaking vampires, and oh yeah, my ex-boyfriend is a vampire too! Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I use my telekinetic powers, kill jacked-up cultists, I’ll probably go to my next mission."

    • @classicclassi6146
      @classicclassi6146 Před rokem

      Guys an ass died

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Před rokem +1

      dead _ass_

  • @sigmabean2463
    @sigmabean2463 Před rokem +7

    14:16 the enemies dont even try yelling its like you flipped an off switch

  • @malditamente6713
    @malditamente6713 Před rokem +3

    4:56 that bird chirp sounds just straight outta skyrim

  • @changedrandomly553
    @changedrandomly553 Před rokem +3673

    They made a game that the IGN journalist’s can enjoy. Props to their efforts

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Před rokem +97

      Even then they still managed to fuck it up and release gameplay footage everyone laughed at.

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce Před rokem +144

      With the intelligence the enemies have, their AI was probably based off the average IGN reviewer

    • @icebite9888
      @icebite9888 Před rokem +40

      Still too hard for polygon journalists tho

    • @_Vengeance_
      @_Vengeance_ Před rokem +27

      As long as the AI is good enough to find you when you stand 1 meter away from the enemy without any obstacles in-between, the AI is too difficult for modern game journalists.

    • @Krackerjax
      @Krackerjax Před rokem +27

      IGN gave it a 4/10. NPC detected!

  • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486

    Man, can't believe they finally made Morbius into a game! They even reproduced its fabled mediocrity to the perfection!

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz Před rokem +339

      I loved the part when he said "It's Morbin time", then got stuck behind a wooden box

    • @NoName......
      @NoName...... Před rokem +46

      Fellow gamers, we stand on the brink of a revolution. A revolution against the corporate greed and corruption that has infected the gaming industry for far too long. We must take a stand and demand change.
      The time has come for us to rise up and say "enough is enough." We cannot continue to let game developers and publishers take advantage of us with overpriced DLC, microtransactions, and loot boxes. We must take back our gaming experience and demand that games be created with our enjoyment and satisfaction in mind, not just to make a quick profit.
      But this revolution is not just about the gaming industry. It's about standing up against the larger systems of oppression and inequality that plague our society. We must fight for a world where everyone has access to quality games, regardless of their financial situation or social status.
      Together, we can create a new gaming landscape, one where creativity and passion are the driving forces behind game development, not just profits. So let us band together, gamers of all kinds, and demand a better future for our industry and for ourselves. Let us start a revolution that will change the gaming world forever.
      And if any corporate death squads ask, i'm a handicapped small child.

    • @kobiromano6115
      @kobiromano6115 Před rokem +30

      I loved it when Dracula came in and was like: "I will destroy you puny humans!!!"

    • @yuichikita6018
      @yuichikita6018 Před rokem +66

      This game is sure to sell 10 morbillions units.

    • @DragonHeart613
      @DragonHeart613 Před rokem +3

      👏🤣👍

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 Před rokem +1

    Somebody had to have tortured Arkane’s family members for this.

  • @PvtPuplovski
    @PvtPuplovski Před rokem +4

    It feels like the same level of polish as when you just imported your first 3D model in Unreal and boot up the “In Engine Test” or whatever.

  • @help533
    @help533 Před rokem +4114

    It's legitimately heartbreaking to see my favorite studio go from making genuine masterpieces like prey and dishonored to this

    • @patricioolivero5032
      @patricioolivero5032 Před rokem +189

      I loved prey!!!!

    • @TheKloolo
      @TheKloolo Před rokem +348

      Prey and Dishonored both barely made profit. So they tried to make Death loop and this piece of shit.

    • @Lapouchy
      @Lapouchy Před rokem +148

      It's a shame to see Arkane releasing shooters like this instead of another Dark Messiah or giving them Thief franchise.

    • @PngReaver
      @PngReaver Před rokem +24

      Studios have different teams for development

    • @ethantaylor8276
      @ethantaylor8276 Před rokem +62

      deathloop was great!

  • @mario-mario822
    @mario-mario822 Před rokem +1682

    For 70 DOLLARS those 'cutscenes' are unforgivable 😂

    • @jacksmith7726
      @jacksmith7726 Před rokem +127

      Deadass

    • @nick1752
      @nick1752 Před rokem +44

      They really are cut though. Cutted scenes.

    • @francescofioroni70
      @francescofioroni70 Před rokem +1

      Max Payne didn't have cutscenes so your comment makes no sense

    • @Damonium
      @Damonium Před rokem +16

      @Patrick39 You really think you (mere mortal) can even scale to the power and authority of Jesus Christ himself?

    • @antoinec8248
      @antoinec8248 Před rokem +2

      The only slide show cut scene i will ever accept is the end cut scene of dishonored

  • @RPGfreakiod
    @RPGfreakiod Před rokem

    I loved how the guy you snuck up on at the end waited, reloaded his gun, then keyboard turned to face you.

  • @B.M.Skyforest
    @B.M.Skyforest Před rokem +7

    It seems half-life had better AI in 1999

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem +1

      Not surprising considering half life is always really, really good.

  • @rexhilverstone7154
    @rexhilverstone7154 Před rokem +1663

    As someone right on the verge of going into the game industry as an underling this 70$ peak game design masterpiece gives me hope that the entry bar won't be as high as I thought

    • @arcane1012
      @arcane1012 Před rokem +150

      The more stuff like this happens the more I believe it's actually possible to make a stride in the field even as a solo developer.

    • @luisconde6201
      @luisconde6201 Před rokem +4

      as i though

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 Před rokem +31

      Despite that it’s INCREDIBLY hard to get in. Unless you already have a lot of knowledge and skill you won’t get in...

    • @Xfacta12482
      @Xfacta12482 Před rokem +30

      Eh.. theres so many good indie and AA game studios making amazing stuff. Its dumb to let trash like this take away our faith in the good industry that is most definitely still there.

    • @Zeta9966
      @Zeta9966 Před rokem +24

      Well the $70 price tag on dogshit titles still takes tons of man hours, which instead of putting it into quality control, they just force people to work on the games to get them done and on shelves as quickly as possible.
      So expect looooong days, tight schedules, depression, anxiety, and bad pay.

  • @lorenzocuevas376
    @lorenzocuevas376 Před rokem +830

    “now they’re sacrificing their neighbors to those monsters, DEADASS” it sounds like they hired some boomer to study off of Urban dictionary to create the dialogue for this game.

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus Před rokem +47

      From how many years ago? Who says "deadass" anymore?

    • @ant6441
      @ant6441 Před rokem +34

      ​@@BWMagus yeah we all know it's no cap now

    • @NikolaiVolkovski
      @NikolaiVolkovski Před rokem +16

      That’s literally how some people sound, especially when they can’t think for themselves and pick up all of their vernacular from tiktok

    • @frankmundo4300
      @frankmundo4300 Před rokem +10

      ​@@ant6441nah my mom says no cap its a beyond cringe word!!! Same with adulting eww

    • @ant6441
      @ant6441 Před rokem +3

      @@frankmundo4300 yeah but that's just what ppl gonna say till there's something new, we like using slang instead of formal English nowadays lol

  • @allhonesty848
    @allhonesty848 Před rokem +3

    When I told my mom about this game, she said "...if you want to play it, rent it.

  • @Letrnekissyou
    @Letrnekissyou Před rokem +4

    15:43 he utters his famous catch phrase, "of All Time"

  • @AverageItalian885
    @AverageItalian885 Před rokem +627

    The prices keep rising and the quality keeps dropping. What a world we live in

    • @SpadeDraco
      @SpadeDraco Před rokem +38

      It's the devils bargain that comes from being a big, publicly traded company. Eventually you stop growing and the investors get pissy so you have to either raise your prices or cut costs.

    • @BlancoMD
      @BlancoMD Před rokem +6

      Thank you china

    • @googleslides8305
      @googleslides8305 Před rokem +6

      At least a lot of indie games are still good

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před rokem +29

      "That's capitalism bro, love it or else you're woke" - chuds

    • @carlkligerman1981
      @carlkligerman1981 Před rokem +7

      There’s Fromsoft, thank god

  • @DoomJoy666
    @DoomJoy666 Před rokem +1732

    "This is the highest difficulty still" made my jaw drop i didnt realize the games AI was that bad and underpowered

    • @miceatah9359
      @miceatah9359 Před rokem +6

      it isnt the highest dif highest dif is unlocked way later this doesnt even look like normal to me since vampires allways teleport behind u and humans constantly swarm so yeah nice try

    • @varunc9110
      @varunc9110 Před rokem +97

      ​@@miceatah9359 0:19

    • @johnryan3940
      @johnryan3940 Před rokem +64

      Difficulty just decreases the players attack while increasing the enemies defence and attack. the ai never improves with difficulty in the vast majority of games.

    • @joshuavanburen743
      @joshuavanburen743 Před rokem +16

      @@miceatah9359 u tried it

    • @raulgalvez176
      @raulgalvez176 Před rokem +4

      ​@@miceatah9359lol troll

  • @realessayog6947
    @realessayog6947 Před rokem +2

    This is why i'm subscribed... Charlie holding a cup while owning a boss at 2:43

  • @JohnnyKChop
    @JohnnyKChop Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ooof, the vampire not being able to navigate a CAR is just embarrassing.

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 Před rokem +1382

    A game journalist was barely able to play this game without dying while the AI was this braindead. Wow

    • @manug9781
      @manug9781 Před rokem +66

      I actualy thought that the semi-aimbot would be marvelous for those game journalist. not a gamer , never a gamer i guess.

    • @Jumbo58067
      @Jumbo58067 Před rokem +219

      Game Journalists are somewhere between Mushroom's and Amoeba's skill wise, they don't count

    • @blastfromdass4310
      @blastfromdass4310 Před rokem +10

      ​@@Jumbo58067😂

    • @valletas
      @valletas Před rokem +4

      same thing happened when ign first showed sonic frontiers lol

    • @LarryMyster
      @LarryMyster Před rokem +43

      Journalist only play candy crush on their phone. They write reviews on video games to make money. They honestly don’t even own a console or anything!

  • @whoamu.8439
    @whoamu.8439 Před rokem +688

    This honestly looks like a game you would find in a game exchange deal that has been dead for 9 years but since you're bored you decide to play it and complete it in 4 hours to then realize youve lost those 4 hours and then leaving the game in a drawer for ever

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Před rokem +15

      The "cutscenes" are seriously stripped right out of infamous 2. They somehow made a nostalgia piece making us remember a time where a box was the most op tool in the game 😂

  • @KigreTheViking
    @KigreTheViking Před rokem +4

    Arkane is like the "Theseus ship" of a company.
    I refuse to believe they are the same devs that made the previous titles.

    • @HookerHeels
      @HookerHeels Před rokem +1

      They more than likely aren't.
      Probably a whole new team fresh out of college.

  • @BrokenTooth
    @BrokenTooth Před rokem +2

    the difficulty in this looks like this was made for video game journalists

  • @jasperschannel4976
    @jasperschannel4976 Před rokem +755

    Crazy how $70 has become the default for game prices, but they've yet to settle on a default for game quality... priorities, right?

    • @Gestersmek
      @Gestersmek Před rokem +57

      The default for game quality is No.

    • @laserfoxpro
      @laserfoxpro Před rokem +15

      @@Gestersmek that is triple a

    • @reichbunny713
      @reichbunny713 Před rokem

      It’s called fuck you consumer slave you exist to be somebody’s victim

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ Před rokem +26

      You can pay $100 for the Bite Back edition as well, what a steal!

    • @1990hondacivic
      @1990hondacivic Před rokem +20

      Dude you get more out of free games now adays

  • @Narwhal12
    @Narwhal12 Před rokem +529

    The protagonist’s dialogue is proof hell exists
    It sounds like a 40 year old lady trying to speak like a teenager

    • @titanmax111
      @titanmax111 Před rokem +7

      I found Jacob's dialogue to be better. No offense but you can tell the one Charlie player as is a bit of a... Without being rude... Odd person

    • @liszt646
      @liszt646 Před rokem +34

      DeaDAsS

    • @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958
      @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958 Před rokem +32

      @@liszt646 not even said as one word it was more like some facebook mom hearing it for the first time like "dead! ass!?"

    • @reanimationxp
      @reanimationxp Před rokem

      dead... ass.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Před rokem +11

      This is Xbox's Forspoken.

  • @kevinlimapena5698
    @kevinlimapena5698 Před rokem +1

    the main character can't stop talking

  • @FrostThorn
    @FrostThorn Před rokem +6

    Had a feeling this was going to be dumpsters fire

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm Před rokem +780

    Can't get over how unimpactful every animation looks and that's when they aren't getting cancelled or ending abruptly

    • @FabianMacGintyONeill
      @FabianMacGintyONeill Před rokem +32

      I know, I was just playing Left 4 Dead 2 before this review came out and that beats this hands down when it comes to animations. Dishonored 1 looks newer than this

  • @Bones_
    @Bones_ Před rokem +422

    Everyone knows a true vampire has to be invited to gain entry, and Charlie is just exploiting this by denying them entry. Very faithful game design.

  • @oof_dennys9690
    @oof_dennys9690 Před 9 měsíci

    I like how all the enemies lack object permanence and dispite you being completely in the open behind a box they just forget you exist

  • @snooballk7334
    @snooballk7334 Před rokem +1

    even in minecraft, the zombies can break the doors

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 Před rokem +934

    The writing of some of those cutscenes is crazy. The spirit of the Forspoken writers has possessed the Arkane crew.

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 Před rokem +111

      Like the character saying "Dead ass" lmao

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Před rokem +1

      @@Bloodhurl67 that’s hilarious

    • @ghostlegit
      @ghostlegit Před rokem +4

      ​@@Bloodhurl67 that's pretty realistic. Alot of people talk like that

    • @jenmygem
      @jenmygem Před rokem +17

      ​@@ghostlegit deadass

    • @randomguy7951
      @randomguy7951 Před rokem +14

      I legit had to double check who Arkane studios were, bc i refused to believe it was the same who made Prey and Dishonored

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Před rokem +1398

    The Virgin Vampire:
    Can’t even find their way around a car
    No Rizz
    Pathetic even on highest difficulty
    The Chad Power Cable:
    Waits for his enemies to come to him
    Is a literal stationary object, yet can evaporate his enemies in seconds
    Can kill more people than a legion of vampires and armed cultists (1 is greater than 0)

    • @NikolaiVolkovski
      @NikolaiVolkovski Před rokem

      You spend way too much time in tiktok bud, your rizz and chad sh*t sounds dumb af

    • @NeroAngeloGR
      @NeroAngeloGR Před rokem +3

      W comment

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage Před rokem +4

      probably 10000x cheaper than a vampire as well, THD was selling 10 ft extension cords for 1 buck today, not to mention plain wire costs.

    • @SolSacrifice
      @SolSacrifice Před rokem

      Ok

    • @carlitosjuarez221
      @carlitosjuarez221 Před rokem

      Couldn't you just say charisma?

  • @MazdaSpeedBee
    @MazdaSpeedBee Před 8 měsíci

    "ahhh I'm ambushed, Hold on I can handle this" Runs behind another car...

  • @JamesGriffinSpiteHouse
    @JamesGriffinSpiteHouse Před 3 měsíci

    I think you have to invite a vampire around an obstacle.

  • @jack-a-lopium
    @jack-a-lopium Před rokem +327

    'These monsters broke the sun'
    Yup, that's a line all right. Such elegant writing!

    • @Iblamethebarrels
      @Iblamethebarrels Před rokem +41

      "Deadass."

    • @hqueso
      @hqueso Před rokem +18

      ​@@Iblamethebarrels As an advocate for the gluteal neuropathy community, I'm shocked how the d-word is being used so casually and flippantly in this game.

    • @shina8767
      @shina8767 Před rokem +13

      The sun is deadly lazer

    • @angryscan2970
      @angryscan2970 Před rokem +5

      Cause it's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes!

    • @TheMetroidblade
      @TheMetroidblade Před rokem +1

      I mean nothing wrong with that if fits the characters speech and id say it does from what we see of them, thing is we only see them in handfuls of screenshot cutscenes.

  • @supbrotv
    @supbrotv Před rokem +820

    The fact that enemy AI cant get around objects in a game in 2023 is mind blowing

    • @Domestic_Abuse
      @Domestic_Abuse Před rokem +54

      Even roblox has it in most of the games now

    • @Miwhe
      @Miwhe Před rokem +9

      @@Domestic_Abuse most major games have their own developed pathfinding system.

    • @Domestic_Abuse
      @Domestic_Abuse Před rokem +90

      @@Miwhe yeah but if your game has worse pathfinding AI than roblox you should be ashamed of yourself genuinely

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken Před rokem +2

      @@Domestic_Abuse Well, roblox also supports child labor to keep their "game" alive, so...

    • @laserfoxpro
      @laserfoxpro Před rokem

      @@allthenamesiwantedweretaken you mean roblox as the company or companies that make roblox games like gamefam

  • @nathancks
    @nathancks Před 17 dny

    8:38 the way she just goes from a straight face to smiling is so fucking hilarious

  • @MiniGinni
    @MiniGinni Před 25 dny

    "but now they're sacrificing their neighbors to those monsters, DEADASSSSSS" that sounded so stupid lmao

  • @chillee6474
    @chillee6474 Před rokem +171

    This looks like a game that you’d see being played in the background of a movie.

  • @MyLittleZergling
    @MyLittleZergling Před rokem +591

    It's crazy to know that an older game like Fear had incredibly believable enemy ai that strategically fought against you
    and in 2023 we have games like this where vampires cant jump over cars

    • @UraniumReaperActual
      @UraniumReaperActual Před rokem +96

      I swear how did games that ran on standard disks with only kbs of data have more in-depth content than modern triple A Games with literally 100s of gb of data? It makes no sense to me how the gaming industry has gone so downhill

    • @TheRose202
      @TheRose202 Před rokem +52

      Same with Metro 2033, I kept thinking about how Nosalises would try to flank you and jump over obstacles and run along walls and such in that game every time I saw the poor movement in this game, because the AI was too shit to deal with uneven terrain.

    • @jasonlobo2350
      @jasonlobo2350 Před rokem +33

      The enemies on FEAR flanking your position was some next level tech and then we got this.....

    • @ryanwood6754
      @ryanwood6754 Před rokem +29

      there are shit nexbots on gmod that can figure out how to get around a box better than this 70$ game

    • @ryanwood6754
      @ryanwood6754 Před rokem +25

      @@UraniumReaperActual same with multiplayer games. In the old days so many maps, game modes and every single one of them had bots. Now the excuse is "its too hard to code" usually because of graphics. When indie studios have proven thats bullshit time and time again and the fact that if graphics are seriously hampering our games maybe we should stop for a while then and make it so we CAN do it.

  • @chaoswingsandleaves9349

    3:31 top tier writing, one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. 😂

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent Před rokem +758

    Let's give a round of applause for another several million dollar soulless AAA game👏👏👏

    • @cactusman7661
      @cactusman7661 Před rokem +1

      I would never

    • @arvinjay336
      @arvinjay336 Před rokem

      overhyped by stupid xbox fanbois

    • @ChaoB
      @ChaoB Před rokem +20

      ​@@cactusman7661 my dude he's clearly bein sarcastic-

    • @adamyoung6797
      @adamyoung6797 Před rokem +6

      @@ChaoB you got baited by his sarcasm

    • @themysterykid1
      @themysterykid1 Před rokem +3

      Forspoken? Oh you mean redfall

  • @johnsm7th
    @johnsm7th Před rokem +1

    the developers looked at Forespoken and said "hmm, I wonder if we can make it even worse"