"Man moth", "grippage", "it's actually run by a couple of chimps", "why is Bob Hoskins screaming and grabbing at nuts" and "someone kept winning em", are quotes that will always bring me joy. Thanks to the universe for bringing this trio together
I refuse to believe that Karl doesn’t know how much of a comedy genius he is and that it’s all “accidental”. The comedic timing at 21:30 is one of the best I’ve ever witnessed
I havent laughed in months. I've heard this shit 1 million times. But for some reason. Today "the woman that had a baby, that had a baby" got me rolling.
The baby who had a baby was a 4-5 year old who had a medical condition and went through puberty as a baby. People think she was molested by her father.
I've been listening to these XFM shows since i first watched series 1 of the Ricky Gervais Show and I'll tell you, i think i know everything about all three of them.
i didnt even know people listened to them while going to sleep thats hilarious i have been doing that for the last couple of years i used to hate ricky gervais years ago and now i cant stop listening to him lmfaooo
6:50 I have a theory about the high pitched sound that Karl heard. Could it have been paramedics using a defibrillator on the ‘bog standard old woman’?? 🤷♀️
Fuck me, I am so jealous you have only just discovered him. There are hours and hours of material they made. You should also watch an idiot abroad, it’s hilarious!
Holy shit… you haven’t seen an idiot abroad. I’m even more jealous. Watching that for the first time 😂😂 you are in for a treat. Basically Ricky Gervais sends him round the world to different wonders to see his reactions, it’s so funny! Look it up!
14:20 .Three mechanical puppets as well as three actors, one of whom was a young 12-year-old boy who had been born without legs were used in ET so Karl is correct.
The only reason to want to know the exact time someone passed is if you need to know what time to stop paying them..... found this out when I worked on the railway and a colleague was struck by a train 😢😢😢
Karl..Rick and Steve think they know it all..condescending..they know a lot but don't know everything, despite pretending they do. Kia kaha ..stay strong against these hooligans lol. Love from a kiwi girl xxx
I've always had an issue with the bit where Ricky and Steve text the 63336 question number: The text sent was "Karl Pilkington believes in ghosts. Is he an idiot?" Ricky and Steve are then surprised to get the reply answering whether Karl is an idiot or not? Why? The first part of the text is a statement, the question asked is "is Karl an idiot?", therefore that's why the reply is the way it is.
I love Karl so much and I love Ricky and Steve but I do get a little bit upset for Karl sometimes when Ricky and Steve are taking the mick coz Karl is lovely 🥰
@@JTK639 yep I don’t doubt that for a second but I can’t help feeling sorry for poor innocent little karl 😅he’s just so open and completely honest so what you see is what you get and he’s so sweet 😅
The ram pak was my favorite Kp story. This version specifically. Then i heard it 2 other times told different and ricky and steve acted like they never heard it before..... definitely a little bit scripted
Personally I think it’s because the first time some of these were told was on XFM and then he became more popular and wanted to share the stories to a larger audience on other podcasts
Tried listening to this. Went from one set volume and completely dropped so it was barely audible. This is not how you put an audio compilation together. Just fn laziness. So moving on to another channel.
He is true real warrior..scary dude..I remember in a recent interview he was asked what opponent was the most intimidating..and he said Strickland. He said his eyes were blank and he looked like a predator..blank..weird
People will still be listening to these in 100 years. 😆
i will even on my death bed🤣🤣
It really is timeless. Unless we get plugged into the matrix and everything we value crumbles and fades into nothing, I believe you
@@dimwit3006 rather deep for a KP podcast but fair
@@dimwit3006 or unplugged.
@@user-si7sd4xk8z the ultimate sleep
I love how Karl just ploughs on with his story regardless and he is so funny I keep bursting out with laughter 😂😂😂
These podcasts will never get old xxx
I love how Karl just keeps on talking despite Ricky and Steves insults. He’s like The Terminator!
“Who’s going to do the crop-age” 🤣
Once again these 3 see me through the small.hours while i deal with my insomnia... absolutely brilliant.
The best work Ricky has ever done.
And by no coincidence it's heavily influenced by Steve and Karl. Ricky's own stuff (stand-up and TV shows) is pitiful
The shadow story will never not make me laugh lmao
i always cry with laughter as soon as i hear 'there's a shadow somewhere'...
You can laugh but the mayor got involved
I’m guessing somewhere like Boston….. well don’t…..
Karl Pilkington has and still does get me through hard times in my life. ❤ just hearing his thoughts brings me back to reality. Love him.
Karl your a legend! No fake personality and you speak your mind the world needs more people like you.
You’re *
"Man moth", "grippage", "it's actually run by a couple of chimps", "why is Bob Hoskins screaming and grabbing at nuts" and "someone kept winning em", are quotes that will always bring me joy. Thanks to the universe for bringing this trio together
Oh No " We Brought the Small Ladders "
@@steveryan4410 I forgot "what you mean before this there were people who's eyes looked into their heads"
My favourite is "you can't buy an alpaca for twenty quid".
I'm going to get that on a t-shirt.
It's like hanging out with 3 mates, I listen because I have none
Too much mitherin..
Word
Aah
😔
If you live near Basingstoke we’ll head out for a pool game brother. Take care
“Play a record karl because I’m gunna knock you out 😂😂
8:53 She was you’re bog standard old woman 🤣🤣🤣
What does it mean?
Ordinary or basic
@@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891
@@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891omit the word “bog” and it means the same thing.
"He was having a fight with the waiter and he snipped off his nose" will never fail to make me laugh
Why didn’t he look both ways 😂😂😂😂😂
Another night .. another xfm amazing podcast ❤
Pork chop stuck to old woman's arse for 5 years killed me.
Definitely one of my favorite KP stories
turned out to actually be true that story aswell!
The woman who had a baby who had a baby still makes me laugh
And that's one of the few actually accurate story Karl ever told but somehow he manages to make it so funny
Who had a baby, who had a baby, who had a baby .
I refuse to believe that Karl doesn’t know how much of a comedy genius he is and that it’s all “accidental”. The comedic timing at 21:30 is one of the best I’ve ever witnessed
a lot of the things he says seem like pretty obvious jokes just delivered dryly
Loving the fact that the ripped tennis ball comment is the most replayed! 🤣🎾🎾
This is non-stop greatness 😂
This is so funny, thanks for posting
Lol it's so easy to sleep on this while laughing
Classic😁Thanks for putting this up👍
I havent laughed in months. I've heard this shit 1 million times. But for some reason. Today "the woman that had a baby, that had a baby" got me rolling.
Audio levels need equalising ,can't really fall asleep to this one
These are great clips. Nailed it 👍🏼
“Karl has his kitchen done and boiler replace… still not happy”
Karl really is a national treasure 😊😊😊
The baby who had a baby was a 4-5 year old who had a medical condition and went through puberty as a baby. People think she was molested by her father.
Thankyou 🤣🤣🤣
Happy New year 🎉 ✨️ 💛 🤗
Its very educational this show.
Professor pilkington
"Bog standard old woman"😂😂😂
Legend
These make me a little less depressed
The chimp noises are hilarious
Bog standard old woman 😂
“There’s sandwiches at the bar.”
I start laughing every time Karl starts talking about Hilda.
Funniest thing that's ever been said by anyone, I reckon
“Are we burning or burying?”
What minute is this ?
I've been listening to these XFM shows since i first watched series 1 of the Ricky Gervais Show and I'll tell you, i think i know everything about all three of them.
Merchant saying NYPD firemen 😂
i didnt even know people listened to them while going to sleep thats hilarious i have been doing that for the last couple of years i used to hate ricky gervais years ago and now i cant stop listening to him lmfaooo
Lmao @the Freaks bit
If you have the infinite amount of Karl Pilkingtons and infinite amount of time could they type everything an infinite amount of times
The high pitched noise could have been Tinnitus Karl might have temporarily had due to nervousness or stress
47-50 Toilet " like a ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 50:02
6:50 I have a theory about the high pitched sound that Karl heard.
Could it have been paramedics using a defibrillator on the ‘bog standard old woman’?? 🤷♀️
I was going to comment but I’m asleep now
A woman who had a baby who had a baby
How am I just discovering this!!! This is HILARIOUS and I can’t stop laughing 😂 what is this guy doing now a days?
Fuck me, I am so jealous you have only just discovered him. There are hours and hours of material they made. You should also watch an idiot abroad, it’s hilarious!
@@tomjenkins1989 wait what?!! What’s an idiot abroad
@@tomjenkins1989 I think I saw a clip of him crying over the frogs getting smashed lmfaooo
Holy shit… you haven’t seen an idiot abroad. I’m even more jealous. Watching that for the first time 😂😂 you are in for a treat. Basically Ricky Gervais sends him round the world to different wonders to see his reactions, it’s so funny! Look it up!
Hilda was your boxed standard old lady!
That's BOG standard
I assume that’s a British phrase…
14:20 .Three mechanical puppets as well as three actors, one of whom was a young 12-year-old boy who had been born without legs were used in ET so Karl is correct.
The only reason to want to know the exact time someone passed is if you need to know what time to stop paying them..... found this out when I worked on the railway and a colleague was struck by a train 😢😢😢
Karl..Rick and Steve think they know it all..condescending..they know a lot but don't know everything, despite pretending they do. Kia kaha ..stay strong against these hooligans lol. Love from a kiwi girl xxx
appreciate the upload but this really needs levelled audio
only cuz ricky laughs like a madman lol
Love getting my fix. Such a sweet little addiction, it is 😘
Should of dun a karl a Moaning od life Series 😂😂
1:02:22 random cat meow 🤔
21:39
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Pissed me off a bit because I know approximately what time my wife died.
Why would anyone forget that?
What a load of crops
There's a shadow somewhere
I've always had an issue with the bit where Ricky and Steve text the 63336 question number: The text sent was "Karl Pilkington believes in ghosts. Is he an idiot?" Ricky and Steve are then surprised to get the reply answering whether Karl is an idiot or not? Why? The first part of the text is a statement, the question asked is "is Karl an idiot?", therefore that's why the reply is the way it is.
Hello People in 100 years time hope you are well, I'm not.
01:01 there’s a lot of grippage
Chimpanze that! It's Monkey news you cnnnnnntttttttt..aaahhhhh😂
grippage and croppage
I love Karl so much and I love Ricky and Steve but I do get a little bit upset for Karl sometimes when Ricky and Steve are taking the mick coz Karl is lovely 🥰
Believe me Katie anyone so stupid deserves having the Mick taken
5 words- Head Like A ******* Orange.
Karl was funny until it became obvious that he really is thick . These days he is just annoying.
Funny thing is.When Ricky and Steven are moaning out loud to themselves with no one watching,their probably very much the same.Just a thought
@@JTK639 yep I don’t doubt that for a second but I can’t help feeling sorry for poor innocent little karl 😅he’s just so open and completely honest so what you see is what you get and he’s so sweet 😅
* Stephen #StephenMerchant
The hell is that ring?
NYPD fireman? 🤔
You realize there is a horrible high pitched whine in the background of this recording right?
No there’s not
@@karenhoward3126 there is, however I’m betting it’s one of those sounds that you can only hear below a certain age, which I am and you aren’t
@@karenhoward3126 oh he’s done ya
I’ll bet you money
Nah jacks right It's like white nose, turn it full volume next to your dog and it will let you know as dogs can hear alot of white noise
Ricky misheard karl talking about the 2 people with the ageing illnesses. Karl was right, Ricky was wrong.
"he says he's 120 but he's probly about 40"
Man moth haha
The ram pak was my favorite Kp story. This version specifically. Then i heard it 2 other times told different and ricky and steve acted like they never heard it before..... definitely a little bit scripted
Personally I think it’s because the first time some of these were told was on XFM and then he became more popular and wanted to share the stories to a larger audience on other podcasts
I have friends who have told me the same story multiple times over the years, it just happens
Woman had a baby who had a baby who had a bonobo.
Grippage
💵🔑📰
Karl doesn't believe in God's, But believes in ghosts 😂😂😂😂 that's how weird he is 😂😂😂 he's bloody brilliant 👍👍👍👍
"No rampak" :o
It's 2023, what is Karl doing? Anyone know?
Caretaker for Susan’s house
Um, ladders don’t reach up 100 floors. And grippage is an issue. Not to forget finding a monkey-sized fireman’s uniform. Otherwise spot on?
Gripage
the pork chop tasted like shit
Good night listeners, play a record
Sorry, sorry, I thought it was shite!
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Tried listening to this. Went from one set volume and completely dropped so it was barely audible. This is not how you put an audio compilation together. Just fn laziness. So moving on to another channel.
He is true real warrior..scary dude..I remember in a recent interview he was asked what opponent was the most intimidating..and he said Strickland. He said his eyes were blank and he looked like a predator..blank..weird
It was pushing people off the bikes