GOOGLING Things You Should NEVER GOOGLE
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- GOOGLING Things You Should NEVER GOOGLE
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Edit:thank u for the likes ❤️😘and merry Christmas🎄🎅
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Me: blue waffles are dangerous.
China: corona virus is dangerous.
*comedy*
Facts
IDEAS
Do you know what blue waffles is
@@camthejackdempsey18 yes its a disease
the "ahhhhhhhh" just made me die from laughter 🤣🤣🤣
3:02
10:35
@@omegaflowey9932 3:03*
*too far*
his face tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"THAT IS SOME STRAIGHT UP RASICISM IN HERE" I ALMOST DIED
Corona virus : exists, dangmattsmith : you better get that outta here
ladies and gentlemen we did it coronavirus is no more
Pretty sure you need to be making money from youtube to be able to call yourself a "CZcamsr".
GET THAT OUT OF HERE-dangmattsmith 2020
Flu has killed more people than the corona virus so there really is nothing to worry about unless you already have it
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Dangsmith: dont google these things!!!
Me: **uses internet Explorer**
www.Google.com smh
I use safari
SyL Ace fanfiction.net
bing intensifies
Depressed Scooby-Doo 🤗
3:15 Look at the koala caption🫥 AY AY- FAMILY FRIENDLY
3:59 and i got ''why is my belly bottom smelly and stinky'' 🤣
Lol😂😂😂
8:06
I wish he saw the *"why does my husband wear panties"* 😂
@魏子掦3c 24 re
@魏子掦3c 24 er
@魏子掦3c 24 ㅤ
@魏子掦3c 24 メ
Sammmme
Me: search hairless animals and goes to google images.
Also me: *This is fine.*
because you saw yourself?
Katox Nah.
lol
5:37
dang matt smith keeps the channel family-friendly
9:59 this scene killed me
"If bed bugs live in your bed, do cockroaches live in your...?"
-dangmattsmith2020
Mouth
I almost died laughing
Wait he could mean a rooster
Cock a doodle doo!
In your what?
Just stumbled to this video, did not regret.
I stumbled to this Visio aswell
Same
I regret every single day of my life
me too
@@itzslayr1435 well try doing that in front of your parents
Cockroaches live behind refrigerators,sinks,motors,microwaves, and that's it. And major appliances.
0:46 okay! “Me: SMACKS IPAD” **BREAKS** Me: oh n- ipad: EXPLODES Me:AHHHHHHHHHHH- NONOONONONONOONONONOONOOOO
“drinking water makes you need to pee”
Jesus Christ u might as well be a doctor at this point
Gordon Ramsay every sixty seconds is a minute in africa.
why tf I see you more often than Justin Y. well maybe there’s more people that have that log in
The cat snail thing we know
@@thecatsnailthing2332 Oh my god, your a genius
The cat snail thing, is it really??
Nobody
Nobody at all:
Dangmattsmith: "If bed bugs live in your beds do cockroaches live in your..."
Lives in hair like ticks
Cockroaches live in your ummm ding a ling you know like 🍆
Do butterfly’s live in butter????!!!!
NO
@James Battle, III get that unholy crap out of here
The "terrified of Chinese people" result probably got removed for a problem that many people are concerned about nowadays
DangMattSmith: "I was used to poo every 4 days"
Me: "I was used to poo every day"
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dangmattsmith: *chair 6 feet away from keyboard*
*CoRoNaVAAARuS*
Mêlon Bêrry 😂
He Is SoCiAl dIsTaNcInG
Dangmattsmith: don’t search these things.
Also Dangmattsmith: *searches these things*
Lol
He was showing you what you should not google
Ok
dont steal my stolen shit bitch
wewin This Comment Is Supposed To Be Family Friendly 0-0
Bro, I was WHEEZING when he made that joke LOL🤣
Matt:Searches up what a wet koala looks like
Matt:TURNS INTO A DYING ROOSTER OUT OF FEAR*🤣🤣🤣☠😭😭😂👍AMAZING
“aAaaAaAaAaaAh!!”🦅
Matt when searching them: aww that’s okay
Matt a second later: *EWWWW That’s gross!!*
Ok then
Me: hello there
you: general kenobi.
you all prolly dont give a shit but does anybody know of a trick to log back into an instagram account..?
I was stupid lost the password. I would love any help you can offer me.
@Austin Blake Instablaster ;)
@Jace Dash Thanks so much for your reply. I found the site on google and Im in the hacking process atm.
Takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
“Why”
me: *WHY DOES KACCHAN NOT EXIST*
Random but I agree
Oof-
HAHAHA LMAO
Holy shit-
Why does Inosuke not exist 🐗🐗
i searched up "i am extremely" and one of the results was "i am extremely sorry for the inconvenience" lol
That’s a hairless bear excuse me🤣🤣
Why can’t I own a canadian?
Canadians: *Scared Canadian Noises*
Can I get a hundred thousand subs without any vids I am terrified
because Canadians are dangerous. here are some tips. 1, if you don't have maple syrup, bagged milk, or ketchup chips, the Canadian will not be passive, but hostile. 2, unlike bears, we hibernate in the summer, but come out occasionally. but most importantly, 3, if you think ketchup chips are bad, stay away from all Canadians. You may ask, "why should i trust you?", here's the answer. i am a Canadian. please take my advise.
@@jonny6638 me a Canadian out here not liking ketchup chips
Can I get a hundred thousand subs without any vids I’m Canadian
I'm Canadian
About the Coronavirus: “Y’all need to get over that!” Little did he know...
HE HAS ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
a
b
cock
Hello
If you made it to the end congratulations 🍾🎊🎉
Simon Riley, hello, friend. How are you doing?
I believe cats purr, sometimes to heal up
That “what in the RACISM” got me dead
Matt: *not wearing his own Merch in the video*
Everyone: IMPOSSIBLE
XD lol ikr
He’s plugging his merchandise AND NOT WEARING IT
Eva Tilley 🙋🏾♂️
😱
Ikr
5:41 DangSmith: if bed bugs live in your bed then cockroaches live in 😱
You're co...
Couch
Ya they live in our socks 😂 ik that was not wat ya ment!😂😂😂😂😂
@@egg2825
No he ment C O C K. yea the chicken.. Just the chicken... Yea.. He.. He.. He
yeah man 7:48 we have that one in Philippines we call it aggambang kubeta which lives in Restrooms (most likely in provinces bc we dont have that in our rural areas/cities) and some also call it gagambang bahay/huntsman but the OTHER Filipino/Filipina OFTEN MISTAKENLY call it TARANTULA. (just bc of its "hairy body" tarantula's legs are THICK not THIN. Thats how u classify hunstman and tarantula) but we have 2 different gagambang bahay. The One which i said earlier, and the Orb-Weaver Spider. And we have also Gagambang Stick (Cellar Spider) because from the word itself, STICK. their legs are so thin you can accidentally remove their legs from so much thin. And also we have small
Yay finally a Filipino cause im Filipino 😁:)))) :) :)
completed famous quote: If bedbugs live in your bed...then do cockroaches live in your noodle.
me: chillin in the bed
me: sees the bed bugs
me also: JUMPS VERY FAST OUTTA THE BED*
Kill it
@@stephaniejamison9303 ya but it has a smell when you do
BUT THE CLOCKSPIDER
Same but I found this little bug on my bed one time but my window was open idk 😖😣😓
I am in America
“If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches live in.........”
-dangmattsmith 2020
Oop
LMAO
Bruh
Family friendly guys
Cock roaches = COCK I'm totally going to jail
As an Aussie. I CONFORM THAT THE WET KOALA IS NOW CALLED A DROP BEAR :3
Welcome back. My childhood horror legend.
Dangmattsmith: says coronavirus
CZcams: That's illegal
69 like lets make it to 69 comments ;-; idk people say thats a great number so why not
Ok
Let me try to make these same number of comments and like real quick with the letter “E”
E
E
i think everyone know what blue waffle is at this point😂
I didn't Exactly know and I Searched it Up😰...I Regret that!😂😭🤣
Who doesnt
Its ladys choo choo
@@caidenporter6618 choo choo
I'm dead😂😂
Lizzie Dorman
I regret looking it up...
0:59- Nice British Accent bud
Did you know that "i am legend" is an actual movie?
"If bedbugs live in your bed...then do cockroaches live in your..."
DangMattSmith 2020😂
Are in your 🥕
There is a lot of people that have Said that before.😂
🍆🍆💦💦💦💦🥵🥵😫😫🍆💦💦💦😫😫🥵🥵😫🥵😫🍆🍆💦💦💦💦
Oop-
@@christiansancruzado2369 In what
Can somebody count how many times he said “Geez”😂
TheReal_ Bogey 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111110 times
Haha
TheReal_ Bogey 500000000000000000000000000000000000000
Wwe Tyler chaloner ha ha lol
Idk
Dang, he really caused a hurricane, tornado, and tsunami with his voice😂😂😂
The scream when you see the wet kola got me laughing 😂
Me: is half Irish ☘️
My friends: So YoU GOt BeER RUnNiN ThroUGH YeR vAiNS????
Me: 🤦♀️
Lol I'm Norwegian
I’m three fourths Vietnamese :p
I'm half Irish half African
like how we all sharing nationalities
@@terrorbeast8284 three quarters
Don’t google Blue Waffle. There is just things that don’t need to be seen. I can’t unsee it😫
I said not to google it and all y’all google it
Legendary Legend i am scarred for life cuh of blue waffles
So I was curious about the blue waffle and now I've seen something that I wish I could unsee 😐😶😮😦😧😨😱
@@deborahcampbell3857 f to pay respects
Bruh moment
I'm just gunna press f for myself 'f'
I tipped why do I and
Why do I exist popped up🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me when googling everything in the vid: 'mentally helpless'
The amount of times he said 'poop' in this vid had me on the ground laughing XD
Lol
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@@rkingz70 whats so bad
!
Words of the the century, “If bed bugs live in your bed then that means cockroaches live in your-, ok nope nope we’re done here.”
And if roaches also leave in yo bed I’m dead cause I’m terrified of bugs…
“My search is clean”
His search:why toilet paper
"If bed bugs live in your bed, do cockroaches live in your...?"
Im done with the internet 🤣
XD
XD
XD
Kill me now
#ILLUMINATIFOUND!!!!!!
Dangmattsmith: my Google search is clean
Also him: do cockroaches live in your......
I just realized this video was 3 years ago.
DangMattSmith:”get ready to cover your eyes” Everyone:”no”
“I am *extremely terrified of chinese people* “
Chinese People: Are we a joke to you?
Welp I'm Chinese =>=
Crystal legendary wolf you are scary because you killed one of my dads friends
@Crystal legendary wolf 我也是
Yes you are a joke to me ur idiots eat bats and kill 1000’s of people you idiots
Chasergaming69, why are you being racist? Just because someone ate a bat, caused the corona virus and killed thousands of people doesn’t mean every single Chinese person does. Get that outta here
I typed “Why” into google on my pc, and a search option was “why women kill” 🤭🤔🤨🧐🤣
It a TV show
Haha 😂
Umm man thanks for the nightmares
Lol
It’s a book and a show
For me it said why do I have so much diarrhea 🤣
got the same thing on my screen when i searched it
dangmattsmith: bed bugs arent nasty
2 seconds later: ewwwwww
Ik and when he googled hairless animals he said that exact same thing
Lucky for me I didnt look :"D
“If bed bugs live in your bed do cockroaches live in your......ooooooooooooo”
😂😂😂😂
Bro, I’m scared of cockroaches
That rat really be lookin like master oogway
0:01 "I am extremely scared of Chinese people"
Lemme guess, COVID19?
Most likely.
U are a bitch for being racist fuck u I’m Asian and chineses myself so stfu
It's not just Asians I guarantee one of every ethnicity has it thats kinda racist man.
@@nickagar835 how is it racist. They probably didn't mean to offend you no need to be rude about it.
@@nickagar835 when was I racist xD
“Why is toilet paper important” BECAUSE CORONA VIRUS ITS GETTING REAL, its like corona is a meme now xD
SHIT IS GETTING REAL
TABLET POWER it is
Wow Oh SHIT. ...........
So true
Yeah, they really prepared for the shitstorm to hit! And, boy/girl; why am I trying to identify; its the shit!?
I'm black African (Nigerian and Igbo) 🇳🇬 but grew up in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Matt: if bed bugs live in your bed do cockroaches live in your- '
Me: WOAH- Matt! You forgot to turn on the family friendly button!😳📸
“What do I do if a ginger kid bites me” that got me 😂
7th stay safe wash y’all hands!!
Soap dispenser 🧼
⬇️
FGamer34 lol
FGamer34 I agree with you. Sometimes the restroom don’t have any soap and napkins Eww 🤢🤮
FGamer34 My teacher brung her own soap cause the ppl who clean the school(idk)were too lazy to refill it
Lol
How is this going to help
Yay
Whenever your dog is eating grass that means throw up in the next few minutes
Proof your pc-phone-tablet are always listening
The fact dangmattsmith was talking out loud for the video and the PC brought up poop :>
The hairless animal that he said “isn’t real”, is actually a BLACK bear, found in the area where people kill its food a lot so it lost weight n lost it’s hair due to stress.
awww thats so sad
I know! My heart was broken
@@madalynnsepulveda1795 that's sad
art lover¿ that im mexican?
@@madalynnsepulveda1795 wut?
The clock spider is nice when you’re nice too them
Claire Q well maybe they was starving but dont kill it even if i bites you for life
Claire Q and in the UK they are harmless
What if spider thought your mean
I hate spiders. They scare me
Khoa Le then he bides you
"I am extremely terrified of chinese people" 😂
Actually, green poop is when you actually no pool for a long time and I have that😭
why cant i own a Canadian
me being Canadian:
*IM SCARED..*
I'm Canadian too and I'm like boiii that some messed up s*** right their
Ima Canadian too! Im scared now....
I'm with u🇨🇦
Safya Khan *scared Canadian noises*
Same
I looked at the thumbnail and craped my pants
When he said is it bad if my poop is red I was laughing so hard 😂
wet koala is so scary
Mom:Why are you smacking you phone?
Me:I’m smacking the like button
True fact
Xd
Me: *tries to smack like button*
Me: *accidentally hits dislike button*
Life: AHHHHH PANIC!!!!
Me: *Never smacks it again *
And yes I changed it to like uwu
Uwu huh
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No uwu
{XxiroxX} the purple wolf u can actually press like button again if you press dislike
YAY NEVER PRESS DISLIKE BUTTON AGAIN BE CAREFUL AND PECISE WITH YOUR FINGERS
I love the “Get that outta here”
Just the way he screamed like an eagle😂 3:30
Didn’t Matt get arrested for saying “I from the ghetto”
THAT'S ILLIGLE
Oh yeah...
"If bedbugs live in your bed do cockroaches live in your............"
-Dangmattsmith
*high pitch screaming *
NUUUUUUU I HAVE HIGH PHOBIA OF ROACHES:'^
Epic mango what do they live in if bedbugs live in my bed?
I might have to pray more bc of the bed bugs
This is my favorite part If bed bugs are living in your bed Does that mean cockroaches live in.
Wow, Google has a lot to say about the whole poop thing😂😂
Danielle Du Plessis ok
Is nobody gonna talk about “why does my husband wear panties” 😂😂
I love your type and TikTok
the moment it said ''I am extremely terrified of Chinese people'' 😂
Me :reads title
Next thing I do : aight I’m bouta head out to search these things up
LOL ME TOO(I'M MESSING)🤥
SS_Scrubs haha lol a blue waffle like wtf
Matt: googling bedbugs
Me on my bed: Aight ima head out
my google says: why do i exist
I searched “why do I have” on google and the first thing that showed up was “why do I have diarrhea” 😹
He just ignored the “why does my husband wear panties” AAAAAA
😂
That is actually so weird..
What has happened to humanity?
@@epicevie humanity has disappeared 😂
Why is my son a sissy boy
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