10 Years Of Nothing! Worst Idea Yet?? - Stardew Valley 1.3

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2018
  • 10 Years of nothing is what happens when you start a new farm and just skip 10 years. This may be my worst idea yet because, shockingly, nothing really happens. There are enough trees grown to earn about 10k gold so there's always that. Any new content and ideas added for the 1.3 multiplayer update let me know! Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always.
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Komentáře • 386

  • @YermTerragon
    @YermTerragon Před 6 lety +2257

    Man gets so tired of city life that he sleeps for 10 years

  • @jenjenneration
    @jenjenneration Před 6 lety +1966

    Ten years of nothing but sleeping? That's one heck of a depression

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog Před 6 lety +3646

    “Did I tell you that I built our house from the ground up?”
    “I would’ve been surprised if you built it from the sky down”
    10/10 best response ever

    • @wyndnfyre
      @wyndnfyre Před 6 lety +114

      This guy's snark is fantastic

    • @dsrpg
      @dsrpg Před 6 lety +30

      Thats some serious Guybrush Threepwood response.

    • @Theoriginalstarkittnd93
      @Theoriginalstarkittnd93 Před 6 lety +16

      Psychic Hedgehog I laughed my pants off at that part

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE Před 6 lety +4

      Definitely got a giggle out of me!

    • @eroszakos9042
      @eroszakos9042 Před 6 lety +14

      "Robin's still a ginger."
      Robin still has no soul.

  • @sebster23
    @sebster23 Před 6 lety +1786

    I've waited ten years to give you the stupid fishing rod....

  • @acorn1014
    @acorn1014 Před 5 lety +336

    I love that Stardew valley has such a small town that someone moving in two years ago while you were away is worth fighting through that dense forest.

    • @sweetwheatsy
      @sweetwheatsy Před 5 lety +63

      Kent must've gotten some terrible flashbacks wading through the dense woods, poor guy

  • @misteral9045
    @misteral9045 Před 6 lety +852

    After waking up after ten years, holy moly look at that morning wood.

  • @sexypam9459
    @sexypam9459 Před 6 lety +618

    10 years later and I still haven’t showered.

    • @robin-hood.
      @robin-hood. Před 6 lety +12

      Sexy Pam, Stardew Valley has no showers... or sinks....

    • @sugarfreejelly5577
      @sugarfreejelly5577 Před 6 lety +30

      Or bathrooms, they actually do have sinks in kitchens

    • @robin-hood.
      @robin-hood. Před 6 lety +6

      lol I thought those were called toilets.

    • @dn1159
      @dn1159 Před 5 lety +22

      actually in the spa have showers...

    • @robin-hood.
      @robin-hood. Před 5 lety +5

      Nobody uses them and everyone forgets about them :P

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 Před 6 lety +656

    I've done this before but only for 2 years. The overgrowth was amazing but grandpa didn't really care... :(

  • @loekust
    @loekust Před 5 lety +30

    "if you want to start the game with 46,000 gold just take 4 hours out of your precious day like i did" lmaoooo A+ strat bro

  • @gowonscrunchyscalp
    @gowonscrunchyscalp Před 5 lety +78

    I like your voice and accent, it's like your sarcastic but you're not though you're definitely sarcastic. lol

  • @jojol.2630
    @jojol.2630 Před 2 lety +2

    All the people of pelican town: “hey farmer, we thought you were dead!”

  • @SunnyTacos
    @SunnyTacos Před 5 lety +30

    "I would have been surprised if you told me you build it from the sky down"
    I almost choked laughing

  • @Dennis-hq8qv
    @Dennis-hq8qv Před 6 lety +291

    If I knew that these are someones intentions I'd have removed the limit on my time skipper mod :'D

    • @isaacoshea
      @isaacoshea Před 5 lety +11

      Could you? (If it's no hassle)

  • @DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth
    @DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth Před 6 lety +196

    YOUR worst idea yet? considering your fairy rose experiment that's really saying something!

  • @lunacanyonrose8436
    @lunacanyonrose8436 Před 6 lety +82

    As I'm recalling the fairy honey/mead and mushroom tree farm incidents this is not by any means your worst idea yet.

  • @goetzjam
    @goetzjam Před 6 lety +375

    How is this different then how you usually play?

    • @Bagel.404
      @Bagel.404 Před 6 lety +6

      James Goetz you made an error you don't need a then replace the then with a to so you will not look like your bad at speaking properly.

    • @FragileGlassMask
      @FragileGlassMask Před 6 lety +74

      CrazyCreeper 089 *you're

    • @Bagel.404
      @Bagel.404 Před 6 lety +34

      FUCK

    • @EternalStar2401
      @EternalStar2401 Před 6 lety +13

      All of you need to work on your grammar and spelling. Capitalization and punctuation are important steps in forming a proper sentence.

    • @Bagel.404
      @Bagel.404 Před 6 lety +3

      T-T i only have 1 thing to say and 1 thing only..... who r u guys?

  • @briannacarmenita1698
    @briannacarmenita1698 Před 6 lety +101

    As I was playing yesterday I checked my mail and Kent had sent me a mega bomb and i have a chest next to my mail box for weapons and not thinking i accidentally placed the bomb next to the chest instead of opening it and it blew up all my truffle oil makers that I had spent the previous day collecting material to build and i just sat there and stared at the screen for a bit and started the day over. It was so funny!

  • @kittykawaiicat1088
    @kittykawaiicat1088 Před 5 lety +8

    He was in a deep coma
    the first thing the mayor says it "its a good season to think about gardening"

  • @sebsdemise
    @sebsdemise Před 6 lety +88

    "And i was in your wife when you were gone"

  • @jazminecamacho4266
    @jazminecamacho4266 Před 5 lety +20

    Roasts of the video;
    “My wife told me a farmer moved in while I was gone”
    “I was in your wife while you were gone”
    #2
    “Did you want something?”
    “I want your mom to stop drunk dialing me every night”
    #3
    “Have I told you that I built our house from the ground up”(Good for you, small town accomplishments)
    “I would’ve been surprised if you built it from sky down”

  • @jennifercavenee7572
    @jennifercavenee7572 Před 6 lety +83

    "Don't ever do the things that I do," should be how you end all of your videos.

  • @raser2275
    @raser2275 Před 5 lety +8

    "The best Part is: Robin is still a ginger"😁❤️

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 Před 5 lety +6

    The "Sky Down" joke really got me.... 🤣

  • @Conan13666
    @Conan13666 Před 6 lety +20

    This game needs more new content. Easter eggs n such

  • @dr_tails658
    @dr_tails658 Před 6 lety +35

    How about a farm with nothing but bee hives with flower modifiers? I'm sure nothing bad will ever happen if you use Fairy Roses

  • @salieriii
    @salieriii Před 6 lety +9

    Alex didn’t go to high school in stardew valley xD it’s in his story :p

  • @jessicaoverton9771
    @jessicaoverton9771 Před 6 lety +169

    Hey DF!! I know you probably won’t read this, but I just wanna say that ur channel is amazing and ur content is incredible. I love watching your videos when I’m sad, and it makes me feel good again. Thanks for your content and continuing to make them for everyone!

    • @TheKardain
      @TheKardain Před 6 lety +8

      maybe you need to seek medical help.

    • @Nerule
      @Nerule Před 6 lety +9

      Jessica, there is nothing wrong with that I do the same thing, just know- even if the CZcams community are in general a bunch of dicks, at the end of the day we always have each others back.

    • @JoystickAngels
      @JoystickAngels Před 6 lety +2

      He cheers me up too

  • @gadgetsansom3616
    @gadgetsansom3616 Před 6 lety +6

    The sass in this video is beautiful, as in all your videos.

  • @YamakieHashiro
    @YamakieHashiro Před 6 lety +5

    "I would have been more impressed if you built it from the sky down"

  • @RMJCFaith
    @RMJCFaith Před 6 lety +1

    Your comedic delivery is perfect. I love it.

  • @JoystickAngels
    @JoystickAngels Před 6 lety

    I love your stuff DF, lol I've spent most of my day bingeing your videos cause I'm bored.. lol

  • @princesspoopsicle8694
    @princesspoopsicle8694 Před 6 lety +1

    Hey DF, idk if you've tried it yet, but you can take the tractor down the mines both in the Valley and Skull Cavern. You still get hurt (and can't attack) but if you turn on infinite health, you can go all the way down.

  • @wesgerrr5835
    @wesgerrr5835 Před 6 lety +6

    I’ve been loving your channel, I put your videos on while I’m playing

    • @gcg-4783
      @gcg-4783 Před 6 lety +1

      WesGerrr I try to do that but I get way too distracted

  • @SaberisloveSaberislife
    @SaberisloveSaberislife Před 5 lety +2

    I just want to know how Kent and Marnie went through all those tightly packed trees to greet you at the door?

  • @MorikoEffy
    @MorikoEffy Před 6 lety

    I just got suggested this video and you sound like Caboose :D That's awesome & I'm subscribing

  • @shaemaree8386
    @shaemaree8386 Před 5 lety +2

    Yeah, my field is covered with trees. SO annoying to have to remove 😭

  • @wyndnfyre
    @wyndnfyre Před 6 lety +1

    "Oh, did you need something?"
    "I'd really like your mom to stop drunk dialing me every night..."
    I'm fucking dying lmao

  • @reeth4629
    @reeth4629 Před 5 lety

    “Yea I make up stuff to good for you” lmao I laughed so much at that xd

  • @FrancisDaiz
    @FrancisDaiz Před 6 lety

    "Hey, the best part is Robin is still a ginger." LOL that cracked me up.

  • @strlordx2198
    @strlordx2198 Před 4 lety +1

    "The sky down" i died and came back still laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayfuri5835
    @jayfuri5835 Před 5 lety

    “I would’ve been surprised if you told me you built it from the sky down”
    I strive for this level of sass

  • @danuputraprasetya3537
    @danuputraprasetya3537 Před 6 lety

    I bet kent went special ops mode while finding your house through that forest

  • @DavidCastilloOnGoogle
    @DavidCastilloOnGoogle Před 5 lety

    What mod did you use to skip time and modify your inventory? I need that to decorate my farm!

  • @PPingas
    @PPingas Před 5 lety

    Who knew that you can make Stardew Valley recreate my entire life.

  • @PhilG26
    @PhilG26 Před 6 lety +2

    what does DangerouslyFunny look like in real life? I need to put a face to this voice

  • @lunelilyonrunescape
    @lunelilyonrunescape Před 5 lety

    I don’t even play stardew valley, but this was hilarious! Thanks for the video ^.^

  • @BoldActionSkitty
    @BoldActionSkitty Před 2 lety

    I love Stardew Valley and your videos are hilarious! You deserve a sub from me!

  • @TwistedColorsArt
    @TwistedColorsArt Před 5 lety

    You sound like a slightly older Caboose from Red vs. Blue and I love it.

  • @ThaneKaiden
    @ThaneKaiden Před 6 lety +1

    I think the neighbor from Hello neighbor built his house from the sky down

  • @Koellenburg
    @Koellenburg Před 6 lety

    this is propably the coolest and most realistic feauture about stardew valley,.. how all this shrubs etc overgrow your farm over time :D

  • @MrSlosh
    @MrSlosh Před 6 lety

    The humor of this is earning a sub.

  • @Emeraldskye11017
    @Emeraldskye11017 Před 6 lety +3

    Rip Van Winkle slept 20 years. You should try that and see if there are any achievements.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Před 3 lety

    Alex: "Did you know I was an all-star quarterback in high school?"
    Me: Let me guess-- Polk High, four touchdowns in one game, MVP, blah blah blah. 😀

  • @quiter44
    @quiter44 Před 5 lety

    How do you get the time skipper to work on 1.3? I can’t do it.

  • @mahougesu170
    @mahougesu170 Před 5 lety

    Dude, you are honestly really fucking funny. This is the first vid I've seen from you and I love you already.

  • @starryeyed110796
    @starryeyed110796 Před 6 lety

    that debris field lookedd like australia

  • @orionsmith3097
    @orionsmith3097 Před 6 lety +1

    " don't ever do the things I do" .... me: holy crap this is the best idea I have ever seen!

  • @NekoReaper7
    @NekoReaper7 Před 6 lety

    Your humor and voice is amazing!

  • @shinyumbreon7697
    @shinyumbreon7697 Před 5 lety

    Is The time skip for stardew valley a mod and if it is what mod is it? or if it isn’t a mod how do I do it?

  • @Kingmaxthe2
    @Kingmaxthe2 Před 5 lety

    3:34 when you leave your dark oak forest shack in minecraft

  • @JacksonOwex
    @JacksonOwex Před 5 lety

    I love the snarky responses to the things the characters say!

  • @explosive_shart9405
    @explosive_shart9405 Před 2 lety

    "I would have been impressed if you told me you built it from the sky down." I'm dead on that line.

  • @pixxi_
    @pixxi_ Před 5 lety +1

    Vincent and Jas haven't aged a bit.. They're meant to be like almost adults now.... Actually, nobody aged.

  • @microslavery
    @microslavery Před 5 lety

    I was sort of hoping for him to visit the beach, as it seems to collect shells.

  • @aeroplin3543
    @aeroplin3543 Před 6 lety +3

    Guffy is short for mcGuffin

  • @dln020306
    @dln020306 Před 5 lety +1

    *hears "don't do the things I do"*
    *Freezes and looks at my computer where I'm putting grass all over the map*
    Well shit

  • @QueerCripple
    @QueerCripple Před 5 lety

    “Don’t ever do the things that I do.” You are the farmer I aspire to be... now if I could just get BJs Time Skipper to work.

  • @panda8441
    @panda8441 Před 5 lety

    How did you get the bombs and skip time if it's a mod then what's it called

  • @beefoon9517
    @beefoon9517 Před 5 lety +1

    Are what you say of the characters actually how you feel?

  • @theamericanyoutuber
    @theamericanyoutuber Před 3 lety

    4:55 “I would have been surprised if you’d told me you had built it from the sky down.”

  • @StrydarXtheXGrim
    @StrydarXtheXGrim Před 5 lety

    How much does this sound like "caboose plays"... It's awesome

  • @orangemonks894
    @orangemonks894 Před 6 lety +2

    What if you left your tools in a chest outside?!?!?!?!!

  • @thekrab4731
    @thekrab4731 Před 5 lety

    After 10 years he woke up with a bad case of morning wood

  • @vaclavslajch9879
    @vaclavslajch9879 Před 6 lety +18

    Dude, you should do stand up comedy.

  • @sammym2426
    @sammym2426 Před 6 lety +2

    "and i was in your wife while you were gone"
    Actually inhaled the food I was eating accidentally at that one.

  • @kultcore
    @kultcore Před 5 lety +1

    Why does grandpa look like blue santa 😂

  • @robin-hood.
    @robin-hood. Před 6 lety +3

    I don't know if you like to do challenges but I have a challenge for you. It requires 12 people, and a little bit of preparation.
    Step one: get everyone a cabin.
    Step two: make sure everyone can access the main area of the farm.
    (Which means no trapping someone at the other side of the farm)
    Rules
    Rule 1: you're only able to talk to the family of the person your gonna marry, besides talking to Robin eventually to upgrade the your house/cabin.
    Rule 2: Every marriage is chosen by a randomizer.
    (Everyone gets a different marriage candidate of course.)
    Rule 3: If someone gets a text box of someone else that they aren't supposed to be talking to in a heart event (example: Sebastian's 6 heart event, Penny's 2 heart event) then it's okay, just never talk to them again after.
    Rule 4: No mods or glitches
    Rule 5: If an event occurs (such as Willy's event on day 2 and on on the beach) then you skip it. You also don't keep the things you get from it.
    Rule 6: If a rule is broken on accident or on purpose they can't talk to marriage candidate that they've been assigned to for 5 in game days.
    Rule 7: Follow all rules.
    People you can talk to for each character:
    Girls
    Emily: Haley, Emily
    Haley: Emily, Haley
    Abigail: Pierre, Caroline, Abigail
    Leah: Leah
    Penny: Pam, Penny
    Maru: Robin, Sebastian, Demetrius, Maru
    Boys
    Elliot: Elliot
    Sebastian: Robin, Maru, Demetrius, Sebastian
    Sam: Jodi, Vincent, Kent, Sam
    Shane: Marnie, Jas, Shane
    Alex: George, Evelyn, Alex
    Harvey: Harvey
    The challenge ends when everyone is married.
    (You can create a name for this)
    PS- I feel like this is a hard challenge.
    Extra PS- I don't know if there's a limit to how many cabins you can build.
    Even Extra PS- I hope you like it if you decide to get a big group of people to do this with. :D
    Even Extra Extra PS- I typed this on the notes app on my phone... not relevant at all but still wanted to mention it.

  • @nutellapop8610
    @nutellapop8610 Před 6 lety

    the ten year farm is my farm in a nutshell

  • @HemborgerChariot
    @HemborgerChariot Před 6 lety +3

    The best three boys in Stardew Valley are Shane, Sebastian and Harvey? Whatever the Doctor's name is...

    • @itsromy4460
      @itsromy4460 Před 6 lety +1

      Edward Murphy-Normoyle sam is better than everyone

    • @HemborgerChariot
      @HemborgerChariot Před 6 lety +1

      Besides that, I think we can agree Abigail is best girl and that Pam is trash.

  • @simeon1802
    @simeon1802 Před 6 lety

    5:12 dont mess with my boy Linus

  • @EvelynDayless
    @EvelynDayless Před 6 lety

    Dude scored four touchdowns in one game. You should give him more respect.

  • @allisonjohnson3470
    @allisonjohnson3470 Před 5 lety

    OMG watching you bomb all those trees was the best thing ever.

  • @Rainyyfox
    @Rainyyfox Před 5 lety

    Is the mushroom trees something that happens if you leave the red mushrooms on the floor forever? Or is it a mod?

    • @daisychong3488
      @daisychong3488 Před 2 lety

      Not sure if you ever found out, but you can get mushroom trees from a random event (like the witch and the fairy and the meteorite etc). Randomly, a tree gets turned into a giant mushroom tree.

  • @BenelopeAlmendra
    @BenelopeAlmendra Před 6 lety

    *How do you skip time?*

  • @carleybishop4624
    @carleybishop4624 Před 6 lety

    "Don't ever do the things I do..."

  • @canmex9422
    @canmex9422 Před 6 lety +1

    dont worry, there is an ultra hidden secret you unlock after a 100years of doing nothing

  • @xyzzyx7812
    @xyzzyx7812 Před 6 lety +4

    make an experiment for the worst harvest possible

    • @magnus5760
      @magnus5760 Před 6 lety

      The whole field is filled with trellis crops three seasons late.

  • @isayahkelly7913
    @isayahkelly7913 Před 6 lety

    How did you get those mods

  • @pkradical4515
    @pkradical4515 Před 6 lety

    Garfield decided to run a farm.

  • @ctk3316
    @ctk3316 Před 5 lety

    1:58 I thought his mouse curser was something on my phone screen lol

  • @norafaith8555
    @norafaith8555 Před 3 lety +1

    I wish I could do this in real life.

  • @ingvildfence1115
    @ingvildfence1115 Před 6 lety

    I would give this video a perfect score 5/7

  • @gcg-4783
    @gcg-4783 Před 6 lety

    How long did it take to skip 10 years

  • @user-yy4uf5jr7e
    @user-yy4uf5jr7e Před 6 lety

    i try not to do the shit you do, but sometime shit gets through the cracks and i do something stupid

  • @ekkeekkeekkeekkeptangzoobo5760

    How'd you get all those bombs?

  • @addiebean6532
    @addiebean6532 Před 6 lety

    how do u pull up that cheat page thing? please lemme know how to do it or something

  • @baxterstalkman9047
    @baxterstalkman9047 Před 6 lety

    Play Through Idea: 1-2 years never going to sleep in your bed.

  • @ofaoilleachain
    @ofaoilleachain Před rokem

    Bombing the forest was unironically the best part

  • @Sinquilica
    @Sinquilica Před 5 lety +2

    Who are you and how do you know my sleep patterns

  • @michaelscheu1386
    @michaelscheu1386 Před 6 lety

    Can you grow fruit trees in the desert?