Da GUNT - 5 Foot 1
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- Da GUNT - 5 Foot 1
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Lyrics:
just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one
five hundred pounds and five foot one nigga
your ass is gonna need a bible son
when the gunt becomes the violent one
all these bitches like riley run
so watch out 'cause you might be one
second away from being finally done
dude you shake like a leaf man
i'm so savage with the beef
but how am i gonna eat beef sandwich
with neurological damage and no teeth?
really shouldn't be so embarassed
i'm known to get my ass beat by a leaf of salad
but riley "salad" ain't what you eat
exercise to me is like fucking kyrptonite
but if i don't see blood on your lip tonight
negro you're gonna end up a crip tonight
you joke (joke joke joke)
your whole neighborhood's gonna watch your bitch ass choke
(choke choke choke)
if i could find my dick i'd stick that shit in your throat
(throat throat throat)
and now my girl is messaging me
can you bring back my CP?
like roll up on this fool's crib tonight
this bitch wants to start wrestling me
we're 'bout to make a big mess on the streets
it means nothing to me
just another underwear streak
just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one
five hundred pounds and five foot one
nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son
when the gunt becomes the violent one
all these bitches like riley run
so watch out 'cause you might be one
second away from being finally one
first day i was so hurt they
pushed my face down in the dirt they
said i'd be getting raped by thursday
i said wait is there no other way?
i can't survive among niggas
so asinine that they
dip my shit in gas-o-line
and set my fat ass alight (for my birthday)
fire up the wordplay
but i can't disguise acts of crime
they know that i'm not here 'cause i drink beers
boxed with the cops and passed the line
are you paying attention?
i really have no recollection
of any kind of anime porn collection
that's not mine!
they guys harass the whites
and pack a southern fried parasite
with so much dick, i go to the toilet
and i'm prolapsed and paralysed
from the waste down
i guess no different than any other day now
established that i'm a faggot
but how the fuck are all these guys gay now?
you ever heard of biz markie?
good! well i'm skid markie
and i shit myself on a six hour stream
you sure you want to do this shit to me?
just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one
five hundred pounds and five foot one
nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son
when the gunt becomes the violent one
all these bitches like riley run
so watch out 'cause you might be one
second away from being finally done
Produced by Kaddy Beats
Contains a sample of "The Shart Heard Around the World" by Ethan Ralph - Komedie
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5 Foot 1 is out now on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/31xTcrxj0PaK2FN54dFajs?si=tO--fddjRK-gvnpQczycAQ&
you are too good to compete with
"RalphaWave"
We need more gunt tracks b 🙇🏿🙇🏿🙇🏿
Sucks he can't listen to this in his car after he totaled it.
lolwat? He wrecked his car?
lmfao
@@BreadLordDormammu lol I was going to ask same shit. Got my Twitters banned so haven't been able to follow him like before.
That Peto file Joshua Conner Moon is always responsible for ethans downfalls
@@BreadLordDormammu yes.
This man imploded so hard, it created a mini-renaissance of art, literature, music, and games.
Guntaissance
Mini 5'1 Renaissance.
@@TheNew-FC lol it gives me a option to translate this into english
The lolcow uprising is the biggest kino, the lore gets even better each ragepiggy implosion rape-it Ralph has on the daily. Lmao
Wait wait wait. GAMES?
0:37 neuralogical damage and no teeth? the prophecy
“The gunt becomes the violent one” part is so catchy, it needs to be remixed.
Chris-chan been real quiet since this dropped
Chris Chan is working on some bars right now.
A counter-diss with Mixmaster Epstein producing it.
Chris is gonna come our with a,prison album
He gave his demonic crown of the lolcow king when they made eye contact
Love the look people are giving me as I bump this at the red light.
You will never be a woman
@@VargVikernes1488 God I hope not.
@@britbuttmcbooty9221 want what?
@@britbuttmcbooty9221 women play life on recruit difficulty chief
“Ever heard of biz markie? Good, well i’m skid markie” coldest line
And I 💩 myself on a 6 hour stream
Ethan Ralph has completed his transition into Mundane Matt .... he is now more embarrassing than Boulder boy
Lets be honest............ at this point, Ralph is the shitty amalgamation of Sargon, Kraut, Holiday, and Matt, only multiplied by about 6million times.
@@pheonixshaman I see a lot of Tonkasaw in there.
Kino casino confirmed it
The comment aged like wine
@@smugfrogman4791 Donga avoided an ass-kicking. Ethan got his face kicked in to own a leaf. Beautiful
MC Jarbo dropping more bodies than Astroworld
This hook is top fucking tier. Incredible edit on the whole thing.
This gonna be a certified hood classic, this is way more emotional packed than the Quarry King Saga.
Demon King Boulder Saga lmao
why are you everywhere
You must be taller than 5'1 to listen to this banger
Sorry Destiny
lmao!
Just like that, the Gunt becomes the violent one.
More like the crying one.
This song has already aged incredibly well.
it keeps happening
Gunt got violent with the wrong moor
Just like that, the GUNT becomes the violent one
2:15 "Ever heard of Biz Markie, good well I'm Skid Markie and I shit myself on a six hour stream. Are you sure you wanna do this shit with me?" So fucken good! 😂😂
Bridge status : burnt
This week he:
1. Had a heart attack.
2. Wrecked his car.
3. Got felted
4. WON!
He really had a heart attack?
@@GhostVanguard is that really a surprise?
And now he got beat up and robbed in Portugal
This song hits as hard as a Lisbon citizen
This track is so intricately constructed, it is sublime. I listen to it daily. I also use it to test subwoofers.
Lost it at Skid Markie
I bet Ralph will be jamming to this in his car-
Oh, now wait a second...
Oh hold up now, just hit the brakes on that.
RALPH NOOOO
WAIT A MINUTE RALPH, NOOOOOOOOO
IS NAWT TRUUUUU!!
Why do we hate Ralph now?
This was my most listened to song in 2022. God help me. 🥴
Now we need a portugal version of Ralph fight theme.
Can't believe Mc Jarbo predicted Ralph getting beaten
Today the Gunt became the violent one.
He lost
This aged really well.
We know from Ade (MATI: Corn Harvest Stream, Aug 2020) that Ralph was really proud to rapping in a MCJarbo song. To go from making the content to being the content… must really sting
There has been two events where MC Jarbo has been played in the background with Ralph hearing it.
One in Arizona and the other was in the Las Vegas strip.
In Arizona, Ralph turned off the TV where MC Jarbo was playing. In Vegas, Ralph knocked an IP2 streamer's phone for playing MC Jarbo.
Let it be known, this was released the same day the Gunt totalled his car and had no health/car insurance. Talk about a one-two punch!
He claims he has insurance.
@@malehumanperson7901 He claims a lot of things.
Speaking of getting punched... and kicked hahahah
@@malehumanperson7901 he also says he's got like 30 days sober.
He’s a hollerin’
Ralph did shart himself
These songs are all the context I've had for the life of Ralph since Warski imploded (beyond the brief, bizarre cameo during Chris Chan's arrest) and... I'm okay with that.
Same thing here. On a long enough timeline Ralph becomes the new Matt? Amazing
I'm out to look when it comes to the the Bloodsport saga, whatever happened to warski again?
@@somerandomjackass4802 warski still streams. He has a pretty good CZcams channel called subcultured.
Which Warski implosion we talking lol? There's been multiple.
@@Kancerru yeah, I’ve just been assuming it’s another coke relapse or something
Probably my favorite one of these about Ralph. The hook is classic.
We desperately need a Gunt VS Metokur rap battle using stuff from the recent stream and other stuff.
A Jim rap would go hard af
Am here before he gets beat up in Portugal.
Called it lol, but Cog stated he'd do it on stream...
@@lexor24 lmao oh 💩 I just saw it and my god its prophetic.
"I shit myself on a 6 hour stream" lmfao that line in particular will make him so mad (We know you're listening to this, Ralph) he was so proud of his 24 hour stream
he burned his bridge with Rekieta because of a fart (we all know it was a shart but Nick was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt)
He called it a "24 hour masterpiece" in a tweet.
This is the song playing in his head as he runs around JFK airport looking for Meigh and his gunt baby.
Notorious G.U.N.T.
It happened again, and now he's going to Metokur house. Sueyyy 🐷
Nothing but 5 Star Days ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Do I look 5 foot 1 ? Bet you shut that door
"skid markee" my god this is so good its a shame this is so niche because your writing is incredible.
context?
@@pietapizza1 biz markee is a beat boxer. Now what would make an ass make noises similar to beat boxing?
That was my favorite line.
Oh shit, Ralph's not gonna be happy about this lol
Ohhhhhh this kept aging so well.
Prophetic
They will play this at his funeral.
They will need 16 pallbearers
Eathan Ralph been hollerin' since this track dropped
as a former killstream-viewer, i find this fucking hilarious...
Theres plenty of us.
DAMN A-LOGS!! :D
We need another song with Nick Rekieta’s reaction to Ralph shitting himself. He went “No, Ralph!” like Ralphs’s “Wait a minute Matt No!” soundclip
The Gunt became the Violent One
To think, so much has happened since this track dropped. I cannot stop listening to this in light of recent events
The last year has been a wild ride since this track dropped.
Ethan's eyes will never be the same after what happened in Portugal. Years of physical therapy, glasses, double vision, and light sensitivity.
when the gunt becomes violenced on... Poor Ethan though,
Back to reminisce for the most recent round of Ralph getting his ass beat yet again.
So glad I grew up knowing these like 5 or 6 obscure random niche internet "celebrities" to fully understand these tracks in the context. I had to explain the entire context of this to my girl when this song came up, I'm surprised she didn't shoot me in the back of the head after that.
She was questioning her choices I'm sure.
This song stays on during sex
imma need a quick run down i dont know who or what this is all about
@@h3069 The guy in the song is about Ethan Ralph, an online Influencer who hosts a show called the killstream.
He was known in an internet-debate sphere, he alienated all his former friends
He is notable for impregnating an 18-year old girl, then leaving her for a other woman which he also impregnated, he then leaked revenge porn of the first woman, engaged in legal battles with her father and then married his current girlfriend and also started a feud with her father.
THere is a lot more, he is a complete trainwreck, he recently fled to Mexiko and is apparently addicted to Xanax and Alcohol.
I can’t wait for the prison arc.
How prophetic did this effing song turn out to be, holy kek!
“I’m skidmarkee” Lmfao this is so God damn good as always.
always think "This will be the last video." but Jarbo just keeps them coming.
Hello 0komi, I'm everywhere and nowhere
@@Paulyfrog64 And Im glad for that Frog :)
🌽🌽🌽
Hillbilly Guy Fierri laying down the heat
A gunt diss track on Josh would be tight
“MC JARBO IS A GUNT GUARD, he doesn’t do enough against Ralph”-Josh Moon
Did Josh actually say this?
No so sorry didn’t mean to trip you up. Just mocking moon demanding everyone go to war with the gunt. I think you’re already on the front line against the forces of Killstream.
@@Brettyb93 I'm not sure he ever demanded anyone to go to war with the gunt. Unless he did a surprise stream i somehow missed. In the latest stream i'm aware of he, at worst, voiced that he would like Jim to address the gunt in some way, even if it is just to openly say he doesn't want to talk about him.
@@lordvonsteiner2452 Jim guntguarding is pretty ghey. Pretty blatant hypocrisy from the leader of the Sweatie Squad, imo.
Certified Memphis classic.
We need a "Joshua Connor Moon" track plz
This is all responsible because of Josh making a corn joke. Its easy to forget about that because who destroys their life over a corn joke. I think Josh can be gay AF but in this instance he is the winner.
What did our mate Null do now?
@@Ebalosus he still believes in the inevitable ascension of the People's Republic of China and that winnie the pooh will give him headpats for his goodthink
Wait for the finale
@@kodiak4594 you sound like some Mexican homosexual child leader of the yte race fan. What do you think is gonna happen?
THE KING IS BACK🔥🔥🔥
DAS RITEEEE !!!
Ayyo hol’ up…
WE
WUZ
1:14 meme sound effect moment
SKID MARKIE
The chorus actually goes hard tho
Fr lmao. Been in my head for months (since the first snippet was posted)
500 pounds and 5'1"
Lmao, the gunt has surpassed boulderboy
The greatest Ethan Ralph song ever made, bar NONE! Catchy as absolute fuck, and hilarious.
Beats so hot they gave the Mundane Ralph a heart attack.
This legitimately sounds like a Kanye flow.
Especially 1:30
In fact, the more I hear it… the whole second verse, forced-pronunciation of words and all.
This is such a jam it's unreal
I love the sirens. They're going hog hunting.
*Highly relevant*
The Gunt's boxing match intro theme. It's like a chef kiss to the eardrums.
Goes so hard it made me total my car
2 years and he is a running from
Mexico
this is unironically good
THE KING IS BACK!!!
Gunt
Your edited rap songs sound better than most rap verses, today.
This is some Lil Richie tier beats loving it REAL TAWK
Crashed my car to this
Next one deserves a verse from Nick"The Neg Hole" Fuentes
Hell yeah. Nice hat, Ralph, that hasn't backfired on you at all.
Still holds up! The Rage Pig Gunt will never change
This shit go hard
Ralph has a good rapping voice.
Even Riley doesn't run as much as the gunt's shartblaster.
this isnt just perfectly edited, but is an absolute fucking banger. how does he do it
Ok this is going into beat saber
Happy Holidays everyone
Return of the King
This song goes hard
heart attack,car crash and now new mc jarbo? this hasnt been a good week for ralph lol
I love THIS Ralph.
If he had released this himself It'd be the redemption arc he doesn't deserve!
Gunts flapping in the wind
Hardest drop ever. Right up there with Steam Cleaner