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removing "part 1" from the title doesn't make us forget you promised a part 2 ralph.
Idk, he still say “End of part 1” at the very end, so…
@@ThaBotmon He probably just wants to make this review purely the Charlie's Angels movie, and in the next part he'll name it something like 'Charlie's Angels TV SHOW' or sumn like that
Hasn't he suffered enough homeboy?
Lol 😂
BUMP
It's invigorating to hear Ralph sh*t on something this much again.
I always prefer breakdowns of shit to praise of shit
Especially something this bad.
And his mic'd assblasts near the end 18:51
Agreed. I don't go to Ralph to hear him praise something. I want to hear the big budget products of corporate Hollywood torn down with scathing scorn.
I haven't seen him shit this hard on a film since God's Not Dead 2
If it was 'Charlie's Mystery Diners' it'd be a 10/10
Yes
Release the drone!
Good one XD
I've got some shoosh concerns.
I don't know why, but Ralph calling Hamburg "Hamburger" was the funniest thing in the video for me.
I love the part where Charlie comes in and says " you're my angels!" And they all fly away into the sky as angels
"It's boslin time" - bosley
@@mandrake6486 That’s just not the least bit funny.
@@SammyJ.. i know right
@@SammyJ.. 🤓🤓🤓
@@mandrake6486 Holy shit can this meme already die ffs
I like during the scene where she misses her assassination, her reticle is on the chest of the guy, but the guy grabbed his neck despite not being shot there. Great filmmaking, 10/10.
Came across as some kind of sexist gag about women not being able to correctly align their sights.
@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer Yeah, you have to actually zero an optic for the individual shooter - you can't expect a woman to know that, what with the patriarchy and all...
@@TheWarmotor lol
@@TheWarmotor Honestly, idk what the Boslies were thinking. I think they should've just hired computers to do their jobs.
Poor Ralph, he died while doing an honest day of work. His family, wife, and children he has left behind will greatly miss him. 😥
Don't forget his boyfriend 😿
I think you're forgetting he's a closeted homosexu-movie maker
Why are you subscribed to trump?
@@vivalaminion2936 first hand source of memes, who asked?
@@MasterChiefAgent007 um, sweetie, but you laughed at a naughty meme in 2019. Internet police have been scrambled.
When Bruce willis appeared, with his back turned towards the camera and said: "I'll take you anytime, punk!"
I literally cried on the theater. Such a beautiful cinematic moment. Thank you Charlie's Angels.
@m Break it down for me.
Mogadishu, Somalia, hmmmm, yeah.
@@jeffsantos93 Describe it to me.
I was there, it's true. Cried ALL...ON the theater, big time.
what a paradise city moment
I recall Elizabeth Banks kicking a fuss over people not seeing the film, claiming "misogyny" is why men aren't going. To be frank, I didn't go because it reminded me of Baywatch or CHiPs; tv to film adaptations that treat the material cynically and without any love for it.
Looking at it as its own thing, it comes across as if someone wanted to replicate the success of Kingsman. However, they didn't understand what made Kingsman work from a storytelling, character, or action perspective.
Dude I completely forgot both those reboots existed and you’re 100% on the money. It looked like a cheap cash-grab that I just didn’t care to see, because it wasn’t like the early-00s movies were high art
I'm glad women have a slightly louder voice in Hollywood. Finally, female directors can compete with male directors for who can deliver the most unhinged rant during a national promo interview.
Ha... so Ghostbusters 2016 all over again. That went over real well the first time.
I feel the rant is an attempt to make her still relevant, not caring if it's negative publicity. I mean those other "reboots" are quickly forgotten by people, because the director and actors not complaining about the failure.
TLDR, since she can't be more famous (or still famous), she choose to be infamous
You forgot that PREVIOUS to that she said the film wasn't made for men and that they shouldn't go.
That scene with the little girl making faces was the most uncomfortable embarrassing thing I've ever seen. The whole thing was for that matter.
That was so cringe, and clearly went on too long. WTF? lmao
The 2000s ones at least are campy and fun.
@@deanjustdean7818 Crispin Glover plays a man who only communicates via screeching. In the span of twenty seconds, he gets: A) Matrix-kicked, B) Matrix running-drop-kicked, and C) Matrix Liu Kang Bicycle Kicked. Each kick comes from a different person, and all of this occurs while The Prodigy plays very loudly. So it's the fun kind of camp. It's downright goofy.
@@AltimeterAlligator also Sam Rockwell and his villain entrance
@@gabrielaharries8149 It's THE villain entrance. That's how you hook an audience.
@Grant Gardner I think everyone in the early 2000's knew motorcycle-gunkata. It was a better time.
@@deanjustdean7818 you stay in your mopey corner then. Campy is hella fun
@@deanjustdean7818 it’s tru tho, for you. It’s true for you, get better opinions
I enjoyed the action scene where Charles "Charlie" Stiles released the drone
“Charles Stiles Mystery Diners”
RELEASE THE DRONE
*D A N G I T !*
@@jamesc8259 Charles Stiles Mystery Angels
We just wanted a live action Totally Spies.
Peter: “I’ll be Charlie and you can all be my angels! Except for you…”
*points at Ralph*
“You be Bosley.”
That 3% for Jack and Jill is definitely for the dunkacino scene haha
The old Charlie's Angel's were early 2000's films that didn't give a shit about plot and just had fun with the action. This film takes everything so seriously which makes it even more stupid.
And weirdly doesn’t at the same time for the sake of comedy? Like there’s a way to handle comedy and drama at the same time, and this movie definitely missed the mark. The screenplay is a hot mess.
That guy screaming is giving me "THEY GOT T" vibes and I'm loving it
No it isn't
It's not, "They got T" is way too special for it.
Nothing is as good as "they got T", sleepless is a 'special' movie.
It ain't no easy grab...
@@matthewpunk2012 it was supposed to be!!
I love the rebranding you are doing moving your more simple commentary videos to a second channel and then diving back into reviews more akin to your older classics here on the main channel. All your content is great entertainment regardless and it's great to see your creativity coming to life again.
Wait there's a second channel? Could you link? I can't seem to find it :/
what’s the second channel?
@@R34G4N ralphthemoviemaker podcast czcams.com/users/RalphthemoviemakerPodcast
yeah i didn't even know he had a second
"What's in the bo- I mean, What's The Second Channel!?"
Fantastic work. Glad to see Ralph talk about the death of Ralph, as Ralph waits for Ralph to take a bath in an assassination attempt. Art complete.
Hello again
Friend of a friend
Yo again lol
I knew you when
Cup full of skeet
"RGB's an angel?"
Cue 2022 when she indirectly caused Roe v. Wade to be overturned because she couldn't let go of power. What an angel. Girl power!
(Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme)
I winced as soon as I heard that for the exact reason..
Wait what? Can you explain?
@@Predator20357 being a Supreme Court justice is a life-long position. if she had stepped down when some one who wasn’t a full-blown fascist was president she could’ve been replaced by another more left-wing and pro-women’s rights justice.
She was a profoundly evil woman who did all she could to step on native American people and other minorities, have a short compilation:
Native peoples, immigrants, and treatment of minorities.
Ruled against the Oneida tribe over a dispute regarding its territorial claim, her majority opinion stating: "We hold that the tribe cannot unilaterally revive its ancient sovereignty, in whole or in part, over the parcels at issue." 2
In Navajo Nation v. United States Forest Service, she ruled against the Navajo nation, who have consistently protested US encroachment of a US forest-service run ski resort on Navajo territory known as the sacred San Francisco Peaks.
In Inyo County v. Paiute-Shoshone Indians, the Paiute tribe asserted that it was against their privacy policy to allow Inyo county district attorneys to investigate their employees. They stated that their tribe's status as a sovereign nation made them immune to state processes under federal law and asserted that the state authorized the seizure of tribal records. RBG concurred with the supreme court in dismissing their complaint suit.
In Salazar_v. Ramah_Navajo Chapter, the issue in question was whether the US government, when it enters into a contract with a Native American (Indian) tribe for services, must pay contracts in full, even if Congress has not appropriated enough money to pay all tribal contractors. In a 5-4 decision, Ginsburg sided with the minority that stated the government shouldn't have to pay.
In Atkinson Trading Co. v. Shirley, the supreme court unanimously ruled against the Navajo nation that charged a hotel occupancy tax for providing services (police, fire, and ambulances) for fee land (non-indian territory within indian territory). The court ruled that the tribe's imposition of a tax upon nonmembers on non-Indian fee land within the reservation was presumptively invalid without establishing that the tax was related to a consensual relationship with Atkinson.
In Kiowa Tribe of Oklahoma v. Manufacturing Technologies, Ginsburg dissented with the majority, who ruled that an Indian Nation were entitled to sovereign immunity from contract lawsuits, whether made on or off reservation, or involving governmental or commercial activities.
In Alaska v. Native Village of Venetie Tribal Government, the supreme court unanimously ruled against a tribal council who wanted to collect a tax from non-tribal members doing business on tribal lands. The Court decided unanimously that the land was not the tribe's land subject to the tribal tax, even though it was owned by the tribe, because it was not part of a Native American reservation. Because all but one reservation in Alaska (the Annette Island reservation of the Tsimshian) had been eliminated by the Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act of 1971, the decision had the practical effect of prohibiting almost all Indian tribes in Alaska from collecting taxes for activities conducted on tribal land.
In C & L Enterprises, Inc. v. Citizen Band, Potawatomi Indian Tribe of Oklahoma, Ginsburg in her unanimous court opinion stated that: "An Indian tribe has sovereignty and is immune from suit in a state court unless that immunity has been specifically abrogated by the United States Congress or clearly waived by the tribe. In this case, the Potawatomie Tribe entered into a contract, using a contract form that the tribe provided, that agreed to arbitration and to having the dispute heard in state court. This is a clear waiver of the tribe's sovereign immunity."
A podcast by Red Nation, w/ Rebecca Nagle, on the Supreme court's Oklahoma Decision.
Helped push through the Atlantic coast pipeline, to allow it to cross through federal and native lands., 2
Refused to block keystone XL pipeline.
In her final supreme court decision, helped push through Trump's fast-track deportation bill., 2
On Black Lives Matter / Colin Kaepernick's kneeling protest: "I think its dumb and disrespectful, but I wouldn't lock a person up for doing it." Later retracted her statement after receiving public backlash.
RBG hired 1 POC staffer in 25 years. Kavanaugh, a conservative justice, has 25% POC out of his 48 law clerks. One writer noted that Kavanaughs views on affirmative action don't reflect his diverse hiring practices, while Ginsburg's progressive views don't extend to her chambers. This is an improvement from her 13-year tenure on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit, when Ginsburg never had any black clerks. When this issue was raised during her Supreme Court confirmation hearings in 1993, Ginsburg said: “If you confirm me for this job, my attractiveness to black candidates is going to improve.” That promise was ignored. 2
Her best friend on the court was the most racist, conservative justice in modern times, Scalia. In the fawning book Notorious RBG, one of the few mentions of race is in the book’s discussion of Bush v. Gore, the contentious decision that decided the 2000 presidential election. The authors mention that Ginsburg’s draft of her dissent had a footnote alluding to the possible suppression of Black voters in Florida. Justice Scalia responded to this draft by flying into a rage, telling Ginsburg that she was using “Al Sharpton tactics.” Ginsburg removed the footnote before it saw the light of day. This anecdote’s inclusion in the book is baffling, as Ginsburg contemplates calling anti-Black racism in the most facile of ways. But when her friend Justice Scalia plucks an argument straight from right-wing talk radio to shame her out of doing so, Ginsburg instantly capitulates. Scalia called the Voting rights act "racial entitlement", opposed women's rights, and consistently defended anti-gay measures, yet these views did not stop her calling Scalia her "best buddy" on the court, their families even spending every new year together.
Law and Order
In Brogan v United States, ruled that due process does not apply to those being questioned by law enforcement.
In Kansas v. Carr, the Kansas Supreme Court had overturned a pair of death sentences, on the grounds that the defendants’ Eighth Amendment rights had been violated in the instructions given to the jury. The U.S. Supreme swooped in, informing Kansas that it had made a mistake; nobody’s Eighth Amendment rights had been violated, thus the defendants ought to have continued unimpeded along the path toward execution. The Court’s decision was 8-1, with Ginsburg putting her name on Justice Scalia’s majority opinion.
In Samson v. California, she went against the other liberal judges, on the issue of whether police could conduct warrantless searches of parolees merely because they were on parole. She sided with the police.
In Heien v. North Carolina, Ginsburg held that the police may justifiably pull over cars if they believe they are violating the law, even if the police are misunderstanding the law, so long as the mistake was reasonable.
In Plumhoff v. Rickard, she concurred with the court that held that the family of two men could not sue the police after they had shot and killed them for fleeing a police stop.
In Taylor v. Barkes, she concurred with the Court that held that the family of a suicidal man who was jailed and then killed himself could not sue the jail for failing to implement anti-suicide measures.
In Nieves v Bartlett, agreed that cops should be protected from lawsuits as long as they cite probable cause in the original arrest.
In Scott v. Harris, a high-speed chase involved a motorist being paralyzed after the cop ran his car off the road. Since the motorist had no charges or suspicion, the court was asked to decide whether the chase consititued unreasonable search and seizure, and whether running a car off the road constitutes deadly force that should be liable to lawsuits. Justice John Paul Stevens, the lone dissenter, argued that the videotape evidence was not decisive, as the majority claimed it to be, and that a jury should determine if deadly force was justified. He stated a jury should be used, instead of the case "being decided by a group of elderly appellate judges"
As a law and order liberal, she consistently stands with police against outspoken Justice Sotomayer.
Others
A primary reason for her continued support for Roe V. Wade and abortion rights, is to prevent "growth in populations we don't want too many of."
Ruled that temp workers didn't deserve paid compensation for being required to watch amazon's anti-theft videos.
elizabeth stepped in for damage control, just gaslighting everyone
Happy 40th birthday Ralph, you don't look a day over 45
Feels wierd to see this 3 years after it came out. I remember watching this in the dollar theater when it came out pre pandemic. That theater no longer exists. Rip
Not like the past videos were bad, but man, this video feels like some classic ralphthemoviemaker in a special way. Good job Ralph, keep it up, proud of you
This has everything I want in a RTMM video: Partial nudity. Keep up the great work, Ralph!
The energy, script, editing, and even the voice over in video is so much better! Feels like the old RTMM videos that made me subscribe to this channel years ago, I'm very happy to see Ralph returning to form. Keep it going!
this would be better if Charles Stiles played Charlie, he's got the surveillance, he's got the DRONE.
And the girls take out the cheater of the cheesys grilled challenge
Okay, I gotta admit the soap in the eyes thing works on paper. It's clever and funny and seems like a good trick to use to avoid a fight. It was just shot terribly.
Omg finally a return to old Ralph. I’ve missed this so much
The early 2000s Charlie's Angels movies looked like an Applebees. It's goofy and hollow and unhealthy but that can be nice sometimes.
Charlie's Angels 2019 looked like a Sephora. I don't go in to Sephora. It's noisy, shallow, and thinks it's better than me.
Feels like moving to a return to form, I appreciate it! I hope this continues going forward!
It didn't.
@@charlottecorday8494 Waahh the stranger on the internet isn't appealing to my exact interests
You should make more of these types of videos Ralph. Love to see you doing this type of content again
RIP Patrice O’neal! A true comedy king.
Gone too soon, but not forgotten!
Meh
The fact that Elizabeth Banks wanted Men to have enough empathy to go see a remake (staring Women) that nobody wanted baffles me.
And then had the gall to say it wasn't meant as a feminist manifesto. She was the one going out there promoting the film as one. Can't blame the marketing department when you wrote, directed, and produced the project.
So brave of her to make the first film starring women though.
@@osidiusemphatic3505 to be fair, while I'll never see this movie, I can sympathize with her backpedaling on it. The chances of the studio giving her that talking point are ridiculously high. Directors, writers and producers still have bosses who tell them it's a good idea to present the film a certain way while doing press.
It is funny that by say that it implied that only peoples who have "Em-pa-thy" would waste their money to watch bad movie.
She’s the one who had the intro sequence be random totally unrelated stock footage of women being inspired/happy in various ways. Bank’s marketing comments aside it is about as explicit as possible in the movie itself. I’m sure they were well-meaning but they 100% thought this would be some big Black Panther moment for female-led action movies and it’s incredibly dishonest of them to pretend otherwise.
OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE
Elizabeth Banks blames bad marketing.
"His mom now lost a son!" 🤣 love how the 'girl power' in this movie consists of killing and maming men - little girls' fathers, mother's sons, and women's brothers. Countless lives ruined and loads of trauma dumped on innocent women. Great job, angels.
The way this video is edited is hilarious, def would be something I'd rewatch again
Wow, hearing Ralph rap the begining of Nobody Speak was exactly what I needed. RTJ! 👉👊
It will always baffle me how studios think that taking these cheesy and tongue in cheek movies from 20 years ago and making gritty serious remakes is not only gonna bring back the old audience, but bring in a new one when the old audience likes that it wasn’t too serious and a new one probably doesn’t even know what it is
It doesn't make sense. I know.
do you think the angels effectively utilized girl power by electrocuting Ralph the Security Guard in cold blood?
I love how Elizabeth Banks’s article was just her blaming what she said on the marketing.
Ralph malding while sounding dead inside has been one of my favorite things
It’s been half a year? Damn bro. I’d sure love part 2 lol. Maybe Ralph lost interest. Idk if he knows how much people love his videos.
Yeah, I hope Ralph does know how much people(myself included), love his videos, because they're always so hilarious, like the "Lifetime Movies Suck"; video; or the "Charles Stiles: Mystery Diners", video; or the one about Ghost Shows, and especially the videos about those annoying, and insufferable "spies", who call themselves "Angels", ugh; they're all SO annoying, and how can they do this to Sir Patrick Stewart, as well? He deserves better too.
14:58 You're smiling. He called you TATS and you're smiling.
Wait so we aren't getting a part 2? I was excited when you mentioned you had more to say on the TV series
No way, Part 2 already??
Got my hopes up : (
Can't believe they did an all femal reboot of charlies angels
I like how he got rid of the part one, probably just didn't want to make a second
He also cropped out his torso which was in shot in the original upload...
it didn't need a second. he summed it up well and, we've all seen enough lol
@@k-dawg4617 I wonder why he did that. Also he lowered the volume of the censoring at the end
Probably kratom withdrawals
@@thot-b0t The second's going to be about the TV reboot.
It makes me so uncomfortable in movies how they have “just some guy” die and no one gives a crap.
Yesssss new Ralph video!! What a treat. What a wonderful delight.
Ralph, the effort on this video clearly shows, I loved it! Please keep doing stuff like this mixed with the more simple recommendations and reviews because I can understand that stuff like this isn’t easy to consistently do.
I can’t stop smiling at “Yo, tats,move!” Idk why
YES!! We got a Ralph skit! And he was NAKED! Omg I've never been more happy to have been born on a turnip truck! This is proof that scientology is GOOD!
My reboot elevator pitch: The Angels are brainwashed, MK-ultra, Manchurian candidate-style assassins activated via code-phrase from a phone call from Charlie. The Angels begin to break free from their programming and turn their assassin/spy skills against Charlie and the shadowy network of mind-controlled assassins.
that's basically the plot of the black widow movie.
i would support this in a heartbeat. your pitch has more depth and respect to the show than whatever this movie is
saving this video for later - happy you uploaded
Happy you still post banger edits 🔥😍🔥
I'm saying lol I did the same thing
TIL sc6ut watches Ralph
@@jeehoonoh long time sub/fan of ralph
Imagine having an email
11:00 Maybe unpopular opinion but I love the performance of this scream and angry point. It's like the numale version of Gary Oldman shouting EV RY ONE
Boys I think we're in the midst of a Ralphthemoviemaker Renaissance
Looking forward to part 2, good to see you making good content again, Ralph.
"RBG was an Angel" it's like being impaled by a spear
Especially when she could have easily resigned under the Obama administration when she was dying, in order to replace a "like for like" judge on the bench.
There is a list of movies staring women heros dating back to the 80's where plenty of men liked the movies. Alien and Terminator 2 and many others.
I respect ralph’s dedication to his work, getting assasinated mid review and still pushing through and completing it.
bro why havent i got a single video recommended for like months this channel is so good
Great review! Light violence, but nothing too terrible. I always enjoy this.
Part 2 please come sooner, this was great
Hey Ralph that brown face scene would be A OK if they cast Ariana Grande for the scene
I LOVE THESE TYPES OF REVIEWS RALPH!!!!!!!!
Solid review! And I’m so glad to see the little skit at the end, a good classic RTMM callback :D
The GameCube version was amazing
Sometimes I perform the Lucy Liu idle dance when nobody's looking.
Ralph transformation into Vince Vaughn near completion.
Always happy when Ralph uploads 😻
I really missed rtmm vids with skits. made my day
My favourite RalphTheSecurityGuard video
Since this got reuploaded, I just want to remind you that, no matter how much you hate the soundtrack in this movie, the soundtrack to Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle included a cover of Elton John's "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" but performed by NICKELBACK FEATURING KID ROCK.
Ayyy missed you and loved the video youre really entertaining
Man Ralph who did you piss off at YT HQ? I haven't been recommended any of your videos in months! Since the Dangerous Man stuff, and I've been a subscriber for years.
I love Ralph’s old classic videos
I hope part 2 is still in the cards.
It’s always a good day when Ralph does a review
"do you think Ralph's ok?"
*no i'm not*
Neither am I Ralph, neither am I...especially after hearing the god-awful music in the film.
Thought I was having a stroke, I coulda sworn I had seen this hours earlier lol. What had to be cut out?
Susan didn't like the bathtub scene?
ralph i laughed so hard and had so much fun watching this video! it fr feels like the humor is funnier and there’s more attention to detail. felt like how it felt to watch ur videos when i first watched u. thank you🧡
I’m happy you’re back
Glad to see you back champ
please keep it up with this kind of content this shit is hilarious 😂
Part 2 baby
You're laughing, Ralphmoviemaker was electrocuted by the Charlie's Angels and you're laughing.....
Good to see you back, young man.
Seeing Ralph shirtless in a bathtub is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one, indeed.
The reason this entire review was made was because they killed Ralph and laughed about it
Banger content as always
Another hilarious and on-point review. Thanks, Ralph. 🙂
Oh yeah, this existed.
The old ralphthemoviemaker is back, and im totally here for it!!!🙌
The review is really good and then that end bit it just made me almost shit my pants laughing. Great vid!
your face in the thumbnail is funny! Thank you Ralph Sepe
The editing in this is killing me, bravo Ralph
This review really charlied my angels
I’m more impressed that the stunt men were able to flip around like that.
good to see you again Ralph!