Ranking Pop-Tart Flavors | Bless Your Rank

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
  • A breakfast staple for generations, the humble Pop-Tart is now available in a variety of flavors, almost none of which are traditionally associated with breakfast. Join Matt as he tastest and ranks NINE different Pop-Tart flavors, including Cookies and Cream, Smores, Cherry, Blueberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon, and more!
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Před měsícem +80

    ICYMI: My podcast is back and now in video format! Watch the first episode here and sub to that channel (or you gotta eat the chocolate pop-tarts) czcams.com/video/9hoC9JFVkOQ/video.html

    • @thewildwegonian92
      @thewildwegonian92 Před měsícem +2

      See what I find most interesting about this BYR is that the chocolate-oriented ones are all like super bad.
      Cause now granted i'm only 24, but I remember when I was in elementary, and mom needed a babysitter for me while she went to work.
      But anyways, I've had things like cocoa pebbles, the 3 chocolate types of pop tarts and cocoa puffs.
      The pebbles taste wise I preferred over the fruity pebbles, just too many flavors at once in my opinion.
      Cocoa puffs were always okay if you needed something, but I prefer Reese Puffs cereal tbh.
      As for the pop tarts, chocolate was always my favorite, especially with a nice glass of milk, the cookies and cream always reminded me of like the off brand Oreos, they weren't bad but they weren't "good" either.
      And the Sundae based flavor was more or less disappointing, like it wasn't "terrible", but it wasn't like top 5 for me.
      Top 5 for me is like Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Chocolate Fudge, Blueberry, Cherry, Strawberry, with like the Cookies n Cream being like an "honorable mention".
      But I definitely understand that disconnect of, I want breakfast, not sweet sweets when I first wake up, but I never found Poptart's that sweet in general compared to most candies n stuff.

    • @kevincurry4735
      @kevincurry4735 Před měsícem +2

      Pop Tarts are a part of a complete breakfast. It’s not complete until you have 9! I laugh so hard I started coughing or maybe that the pollen getting to me. 😂🤣

    • @EK--ry3lr
      @EK--ry3lr Před měsícem +1

      I usually agree with your ranking but not this go. S'mores are the best hands down!

    • @DChrls
      @DChrls Před měsícem

      Looks like you've dropped a few pounds Matt.

    • @thewildwegonian92
      @thewildwegonian92 Před měsícem

      @@EK--ry3lr They're a solid 5 of 10 for me tbh. They're decent at "emulating" the flavor, but i've had better flavors.
      but they are better than the sundae flavor

  • @mikeAM9429
    @mikeAM9429 Před měsícem +187

    Just looked on the Pop Tart website and there are 9 other frosted flavors that you didn't get the pleasure of reviewing. I think we need an episode 2.

    • @bettyhall4175
      @bettyhall4175 Před měsícem +1

      Agreed.

    • @jonw7808
      @jonw7808 Před měsícem +4

      I agree, just adding two that could be top two - - -Banana Bread and Strawberry Milkshake....

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Před 19 dny

      Let's start a petition

    • @angelousmortis8041
      @angelousmortis8041 Před 16 dny

      Holy fuck, there are GRAPE flavored Pop-Tarts now?! AND WHY ARE THEY IN THE "FAVOURITES"?! I have literally never even HEARD of GRAPE flavored Pop-Tarts... Am I in the wrong timeline?

    • @angelousmortis8041
      @angelousmortis8041 Před 16 dny

      And what happened to Chocolate Banana Split?!

  • @WeSRT4
    @WeSRT4 Před měsícem +613

    Friends don't let friends microwave a pop tart!

  • @chrisbryant4152
    @chrisbryant4152 Před měsícem +59

    Matt absolutely hating the chocolate ones was something I never expected. Hot Fudge Sunday, Chocolate Fudge, and S'mores are literally my favorite flavors 😂

    • @skip3619
      @skip3619 Před měsícem +10

      Ironic he can't trust chocolate Pop-Tart enjoyers, I can't trust him for putting Cherry so high wtf

    • @kimbarbeaureads
      @kimbarbeaureads Před měsícem +6

      Chocolate fudge is my favorite.

    • @northernninety7
      @northernninety7 Před měsícem +1

      @@skip3619I like the cherry one a lot and also the smores.

    • @dizzyhorses
      @dizzyhorses Před měsícem +1

      I used to like hot fudge but either my taste buds changed or they changed the recipe

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic Před 25 dny

      ​@@dizzyhorsestoo sweet for me.

  • @codyblake1332
    @codyblake1332 Před měsícem +111

    As the “Rat Update” happened, a Disney ad with Mickey Mouse started playing. 😂. Couldn’t have happened at a better time.

  • @caseyguccione5978
    @caseyguccione5978 Před měsícem +217

    Road trip tip…the space age wrapper doubles as a heat blanket on the car’s dash. Leave it on the dash when you run into the store and it’s as hot as your toaster in 5 minutes. You’re welcome.

    • @lovethemflowers
      @lovethemflowers Před měsícem +8

      That would work pretty good in Florida! Dashboard Pop Tarts!

    • @chandascott1136
      @chandascott1136 Před měsícem +15

      We also learned last year that a pop tart wrapper will set off the metal detector in an airport.

    • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
      @That.Lady.withtheYarn Před měsícem +4

      So the kid friendly version of baking cookies on the dash or a lasagna in the Mail box or egg on the pavement.
      It’s getting hotter than when I was a kid

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 Před měsícem

      Brilliant!

  • @stormalexa8817
    @stormalexa8817 Před měsícem +256

    “Children just be barkin and flippin-“ Daycare teacher here, 100% can confirm

    • @stormalexa8817
      @stormalexa8817 Před měsícem +1

      THE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE IS MY FAVORITE

    • @rlmesek
      @rlmesek Před měsícem +6

      Fellow preschool teacher here: CAN CONFIRM. We out here in the trenches!! 😂

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 Před měsícem +8

      Mother of 9, also confirms. Oh, and they team up to move heavy furniture.

    • @stormalexa8817
      @stormalexa8817 Před měsícem +6

      Oh God bless you. 😂 Your house must be an endless unpredictable maze if they’re out here moving furniture around! 😂

    • @stormalexa8817
      @stormalexa8817 Před měsícem +4

      @rlmesek I see you out here 🤣🫡 We’re surviving! 🤣

  • @abbynall7740
    @abbynall7740 Před měsícem +26

    And now I need to see Matt rank Lunchables.
    Criteria:
    1. Taste
    2. Does it fill you up?
    3. Drink and dessert quality (my brothers and I used to choose our lunchables based solely upon these)

  • @ajohndoe17
    @ajohndoe17 Před měsícem +18

    I had totally forgotten about the KB Toys entrance table that had all the electric animals.
    Thank you Matt for helping me remember another piece of my childhood

    • @Sakrysta
      @Sakrysta Před měsícem +1

      Same! Core memory unlocked!

  • @JasonMoir
    @JasonMoir Před měsícem +285

    "Children be barkin' and flipping. " So true, Matt.

    • @seriomarkj
      @seriomarkj Před měsícem +9

      Perfect description of kids if you ask me

    • @crittermama
      @crittermama Před měsícem +11

      I've always said that toddlers are basically puppies/kittens. They play until they passout asleep. You have to constantly check to see what they put in their moths. They're super cute and sweet, but they always have an odd smell.

  • @TheBakedalaskajoe
    @TheBakedalaskajoe Před měsícem +229

    this is easy. brown sugar and cinnamon slightly warmed done. takes home the top spot on my book

    • @Apollyon67
      @Apollyon67 Před měsícem +9

      I am right there with you!

    • @brucegrossman3531
      @brucegrossman3531 Před měsícem +7

      Speaking the truth.

    • @LorisWhirled
      @LorisWhirled Před měsícem +17

      with butter

    • @MotoRideswJohn
      @MotoRideswJohn Před měsícem +9

      I am *soooo* torn between Brown Sugar and Frosted Cherry. Both tops in my book.

    • @SamDunham
      @SamDunham Před měsícem +5

      @@LorisWhirled Absolutely. With a good pat of butter on top.

  • @johnjameson523
    @johnjameson523 Před měsícem +11

    You have got to be my favorite comedian. It's a southern thing just isn't the same without you. This was a great video. Thank you for keeping the laughs going. Looking forward to the next video. Have a great one.

  • @maux7767
    @maux7767 Před měsícem +18

    I'm telling you, unfrosted is better. I swear to you, get an unfrosted poptart, toast it, and then spread butter on it.
    It is better than any frosting you have ever had. It is the best way to consume a poptart by far.

    • @cody_t
      @cody_t Před měsícem +2

      I’ve been a crazy person my whole life and spread butter on top of frosted cherry. It’s amazing.

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 Před měsícem +1

      100% Especially the BSC. The frosting is just too sweet.

    • @robcressey7228
      @robcressey7228 Před 21 dnem

      I agree to unfrosted and buttered but honestly rarely eat them anymore.

    • @yetinother
      @yetinother Před 17 dny +4

      Today I learned that people butter their Pop-Tarts

    • @maux7767
      @maux7767 Před 16 dny

      @@yetinother tellin ya, don't knock it till you try it. I picked it up from an ex's grandmother lol

  • @caseyguccione5978
    @caseyguccione5978 Před měsícem +78

    I’m old enough to remember the pre frosted days when you get fancy when mom put butter on them.

    • @arianekelly2633
      @arianekelly2633 Před měsícem +3

      That sounds awsome.😅

    • @BorisTheGoose92
      @BorisTheGoose92 Před měsícem +6

      Butter really made pop tarts even better no doubt...but last thing I needed was more calories on my dense calorie item lol

    • @FrankD71864
      @FrankD71864 Před měsícem +2

      You didn't need that hard frosting because the fruit filling was plentiful and delicious.

    • @butwhytho4858
      @butwhytho4858 Před měsícem +1

      Yes amen it tastes like butter flake pie. Ppl are missing out for that crunchy sugar on top that is flavorless hahah

    • @houstonwilson8383
      @houstonwilson8383 Před měsícem +4

      Yeah unfrosted strawberry, hot, with butter is objectively the best pop tart

  • @SkyForgeVideos
    @SkyForgeVideos Před měsícem +132

    This is the kind of quality content I subscribed for.

    • @hughfuller8416
      @hughfuller8416 Před měsícem +4

      Same here.

    • @timskelton4958
      @timskelton4958 Před měsícem +3

      Me too 😁🤣

    • @skillcoiler
      @skillcoiler Před měsícem +2

      Wrong? I mean cookies and cream being ranked next to last? Seriously?

    • @hughfuller8416
      @hughfuller8416 Před měsícem

      @@skillcoiler 😂😂😂😂 he hurt you, huh?

    • @ZB_Outdoors_Videos
      @ZB_Outdoors_Videos Před měsícem +1

      ​@@skillcoiler the cookies and cream pop tarts are 💯💯💯

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne Před měsícem +15

    The "salad" comment killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @04straw
    @04straw Před měsícem +19

    "With a hint of lice..." 😂😂😂 Thank you for your sacrifice, Matt! 👍

  • @kg4gav
    @kg4gav Před měsícem +77

    As a kid we never got frosted pop tarts because my stepdad only likes the unfrosted blueberry and strawberry.
    So I toasted them and smeared peanut butter on top, and that was soooo good.
    For me, the key is to toast the frosted ones until it starts to caramelize, but then they have to cool or it will burn your mouth worse than a 90’s Pizza Hut pan pizza!
    Speaking of 90’s, that wild berry pop tart looks like a 90’s skating rink.

  • @rpchan
    @rpchan Před měsícem +89

    I saw the title and was like “if doesn’t do both room temp and toaster temp… this is not valid.”
    Matt does both, reason #eleventybillion why Matt is the best ranker.

    • @briang3598
      @briang3598 Před měsícem +1

      Also worth ranking them frozen.

  • @melissahyatt9626
    @melissahyatt9626 Před měsícem +23

    Fun fact- one Pop Tart is considered a serving. I’m guessing they put 2 in a package because of two slots on the toaster, but if you are watching your weight, be aware. And I normally consider them a dessert instead of a breakfast item.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 Před měsícem

      It's a quick breakfast for me for Sunday morning, but I only end up eating one. Mostly because of the serving size.

    • @andrewstoll4548
      @andrewstoll4548 Před měsícem +4

      Well according to Stoffers and their lasagna I'm a family of 4.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Před 19 dny

      One with the morning meds, one with the evening!

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Před 19 dny

      @@andrewstoll4548 yo same

    • @LaughingSaint66
      @LaughingSaint66 Před 16 dny

      I eat half of one at a time 😂

  • @Usergtrnict
    @Usergtrnict Před měsícem +9

    Matt's reaction to the pop tart popping was awesome 😂

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 Před měsícem +49

    How dare you diss the chocolate fudge one! That's the MVP right there

    • @SherrySherry
      @SherrySherry Před měsícem +2

      Yeah... slightly overcooked with butter on top 😘👌✨

    • @Gene1227
      @Gene1227 Před měsícem

      Totally agree - Absolutely my favorite

    • @TheFishNerd
      @TheFishNerd Před měsícem +3

      I ate two chocolate pop tarts for breakfast virtually every day for the first 18-20 years of my life.

    • @SherrySherry
      @SherrySherry Před měsícem +1

      @@TheFishNerd
      Hey... your channel name/avatar made me click. Very cool channel.😎
      _(handsome too - candid visual observance, notta flirt)_ 😉

    • @TheFishNerd
      @TheFishNerd Před měsícem +1

      @@SherrySherry thanks!

  • @JDSpartan2007
    @JDSpartan2007 Před měsícem +70

    All of the potheads and 90s kids are going to come for you, you bad bad man.

  • @XianHu
    @XianHu Před měsícem +8

    4:49 True... Fun fact: The name was also a play on the term "Pop Art", which was still a relatively new art movement when they were introduced in 1964.

  • @wlalik22
    @wlalik22 Před měsícem +12

    “Please don’t be chocolate” proceeds to pull out the worst pop tart ever 😂

  • @charlieputzel7735
    @charlieputzel7735 Před měsícem +16

    Cherry is the GOAT! The last three are really more dessert pop tarts. Granted, all of them are more fitting as dessert than breakfast.

    • @zachsdickDOTmpg
      @zachsdickDOTmpg Před 19 dny

      Glad I’ve found my people who appreciate Cherry. My favorite by far. I’d take an unfrosted cherry Poptart over a frosted strawberry Poptart all day.

  • @sissinoklahoma2057
    @sissinoklahoma2057 Před měsícem +137

    When Toaster Struedel hit the scene, that was the End of the Pop-Tart era for me.

    • @privacyvalued4134
      @privacyvalued4134 Před měsícem +7

      And then Toaster Strudel, at least in my area, stopped being a thing altogether. I can now only find the gross strawberry flavored Toaster Strudel.

    • @stephanieauker1106
      @stephanieauker1106 Před měsícem +4

      I recently got the raspberry toaster streusel and I have to say, it was just ok. I was sad

    • @sissinoklahoma2057
      @sissinoklahoma2057 Před měsícem +9

      @privacyvalued4134 that's no Bueno! If they don't have the cream cheese with the fruit flavor, I don't want it!

    • @dawndemanda
      @dawndemanda Před měsícem +5

      They have gone down the drain! Tried them again recently and was so sad - bland, not much filling, disappointing.

    • @lowermichigan4437
      @lowermichigan4437 Před měsícem +10

      The ones with bacon and egg beat those out in my opinion

  • @TheBonehead1997
    @TheBonehead1997 Před měsícem +6

    My entire childhood of having my favorite pop-tart be cherry has just been backed by bless your rank. Couldn't be happier.

  • @almccormick85
    @almccormick85 Před měsícem +6

    You got more and more unhinged as you got more sugar in you! 😂
    Also, you had a bit of Wreck It Ralph energy with your "I hate chocolate" vibes haha!

  • @kaiserr04
    @kaiserr04 Před měsícem +19

    the smore flavor is one of my favorites along with the cinnimon one

  • @mattskiles7529
    @mattskiles7529 Před měsícem +44

    Need a part 2 with the other frosted Pop Tarts (Grape, Raspberry, Confetti Cupcake, Chocolate Chip, Boston Creme Donut, Apple Cinnamon Apple Jacks, Banana Bread, Chocolatey Chip Pancake, and Strawberry Milkshake)

    • @charlottecunningham2141
      @charlottecunningham2141 Před 21 dnem +1

      Hold up. Where do you live? I’ve never heard or seen some of the flavors you listed and of the ones I call basic are hard to find anymore

    • @adamcordell7750
      @adamcordell7750 Před 13 dny

      Surely there’s a seasonal pumpkin spice too. But boy those sound gross…

  • @benradical6179
    @benradical6179 Před měsícem +8

    Even as a child I couldn't stand the chocolate flavored Pop-tarts, but cherry was, and still is, my favorite. Wonderful ranking Matt!

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Před 19 dny

      Strawberry here. And agreed. The butyric acid taste is stroooong in that chocolate!

  • @snarkysquirrel
    @snarkysquirrel Před měsícem +5

    you figuring out the reason for the name was hilarious. I've always been a fan of the blueberry frosted poptart. simple and classic.

  • @SchleeSchlee
    @SchleeSchlee Před měsícem +35

    Brown sugar cinnamon has ALWAYS been my favorite! For some reason the ones that come in certain MRE menus taste even better 🤤 it's like they're injected with extra freedom

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Před 19 dny

      You have to mean extra meth, right? /jj

  • @KT28818
    @KT28818 Před měsícem +106

    If you actually toast your pop tarts, you probably have your life together and that means we can’t be friends because I thrive in chaos.

  • @cynthiarafferty7662
    @cynthiarafferty7662 Před měsícem +22

    I don't think any PopTart expires....EVER! Pop tarts live forever!
    Inventor of the PopTart was William "Bill" Post. He died in February 2024 @ age 96.
    PopTart "debuted" in 1964.

    • @Sakrysta
      @Sakrysta Před měsícem +3

      Oh, they do! The pastry starts to disintegrate - ask me how I know. 🤢

    • @raspberrycandy1778
      @raspberrycandy1778 Před měsícem

      I can tell you that they do expire. When you open the wrapper you’re greeted with a smell like play dough. It’s terrible

  • @MartiJo79
    @MartiJo79 Před měsícem +3

    Strawberry pop tarts fresh out of the toaster with BUTTER are divine!
    And I I love the hot fudge sundae! So yummy!

  • @ritaadams8379
    @ritaadams8379 Před měsícem +23

    I don't know if I can trust your other ranks because Cookies and Cream is delicious.

    • @tabithasikora7644
      @tabithasikora7644 Před měsícem +10

      Agreed! When they first came out, they were called Oreo...until their partnership with them ended and they changed the name to Cookies and Cream...my all-time favorite whether warm or room temp and even better straight from the freezer!!

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 Před měsícem +25

    RIP Matt's will to live with Pop Tarts.

  • @keechymomma
    @keechymomma Před měsícem +2

    a little butter on the back of a toasted pop tart is divine!!!! mango pop tarts are my fave but pretty sure they are discontinued!

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 Před měsícem +1

    Matt should do an episode where he tries foods that people argue over whether or not the colors/flavors taste different! Like Froot Loops, Veggie Straws, etc.
    Also he should do a goldfish and/or cheez it flavors ranking!

  • @ritasmith9553
    @ritasmith9553 Před měsícem +41

    My favorite is Chocolate fudge: tastes like a fudge brownie, and you don't have to eat the whole pan! Best heated, but right out of the pack is good too. My other two favorites are unfrosted blueberry, and unfrosted strawberry, also toasted. Maybe a tiny bit of butter melted on top.

    • @ChickumBurtango
      @ChickumBurtango Před měsícem +8

      Try putting the chocolate fudge in the freezer. Game changer.

    • @ritasmith9553
      @ritasmith9553 Před měsícem +4

      @@ChickumBurtango OK!

    • @user-ph6yh4hs9z
      @user-ph6yh4hs9z Před měsícem +1

      ‘’Looks like you just wiped it across the floor of Baskin Rubbins’’. 😂😂😂

    • @squidproquo1130
      @squidproquo1130 Před měsícem +2

      Chocolate fudge and unfrosted blueberry are my favs too!

    • @ritasmith9553
      @ritasmith9553 Před měsícem

      @@user-ph6yh4hs9z HUH?

  • @jemsmom6922
    @jemsmom6922 Před měsícem +26

    Cherry pop tarts are my favorite. But I love cherry pie, cherry cobbler, cherries in general. 🤷‍♀️

  • @hoogirl93
    @hoogirl93 Před 29 dny +1

    The absolute swing in emotion from the trash sundae to the cherry nostalgia euphoria was fun to watch!

  • @betelguse16
    @betelguse16 Před měsícem +5

    Pop-tarts need to bring back Apple Cinnamon! It was my favorite then they discontinued it! 😡

  • @shadowkissed2370
    @shadowkissed2370 Před měsícem +49

    Even as a kid, my favorite was always the unfrosted cherry. I don't think they make it anymore so the unfrosted strawberry and the frosted cherry were my backup.

    • @Vox-Populi
      @Vox-Populi Před měsícem +6

      They also used to have unfrosted Grape!

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb Před měsícem +6

      A pop tart without frosting is like a burger without cheese. Just doesn't hit the same.

    • @shadowkissed2370
      @shadowkissed2370 Před měsícem +11

      @@jxchamb not true at all. It just isn't as overly saturated with sweetness.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb Před měsícem

      @@shadowkissed2370 But it's naked. It feels...naughty.

    • @agentredfox
      @agentredfox Před měsícem +10

      I miss the unfrosted cherry too!

  • @fuzzyizmit
    @fuzzyizmit Před měsícem +33

    I am one of the odd people who have never liked their frosting. I much prefer their unfrosted variety. The best was some non-frosted store brand that had a sprinkling of coarse sugar on top at it was perfect!

    • @SarahRenz59
      @SarahRenz59 Před měsícem +3

      @fuzzyizmit I'm right there with you about the unfrosted Pop Tarts. I much prefer them, though they can be hard to find in the stores. Currently they offer only 3 flavors unfrosted: Blueberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon, and Strawberry.

  • @amlor
    @amlor Před měsícem +1

    Do a part 2 with microwaved and frozen pop tarts to see if it changes the order of preference.
    Great video as always!!

  • @MlleAdler
    @MlleAdler Před měsícem +1

    IDK… My favorite is Unfrosted Blueberry.
    Hard to find, mostly on the bottom shelf of the display.
    Best part is putting butter to melt on it.
    Some people put it on top, for the holey side, but the best is on the underside, flat with ZigZag design, great for licking the melted butter off before taking a bite! 😋

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před měsícem +51

    In the words of Paul Harrell: Pop-Tarts, accept no substitutes

    • @d2344
      @d2344 Před měsícem +8

      Thanks. I was looking for this comment.

    • @8RedBear5
      @8RedBear5 Před měsícem +7

      I got that reference. Another Cultured individual I see.

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 Před měsícem +4

      @@d2344 High five

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 Před měsícem +4

      @@8RedBear5 Men of culture, we meet again

    • @roro-jj1fv
      @roro-jj1fv Před měsícem +2

      Roy went soda hunting today

  • @SumMagnusVir
    @SumMagnusVir Před měsícem +14

    You know it's a quality Bless Your Rank when Matt is making Tim Allen noises by the end.

  • @aprilgrimes2919
    @aprilgrimes2919 Před měsícem +1

    Omg I remember the kaybee toys! And I think you are pretty spot on with the flavors. When I was a kid, we had the chocolate ones, but brown sugar cinnamon is always my go to. Poptart has gone crazy with flavors over the years. Remember growing up how there were only a couple of flavors?

  • @jacobponczoch5239
    @jacobponczoch5239 Před měsícem +1

    As a fellow 37 yr old man. One of the best and most accurate Bless Your Rank. That order is perfect.

  • @ryakkan
    @ryakkan Před měsícem +15

    I'm sure I will be toasted here, but I am a non-frosted strawberry fan and have been for ages. For me they are the best ever.

  • @castironskilletgranny
    @castironskilletgranny Před měsícem +1

    Non frosted pop tarts rule because - BUTTER!!!
    I'm old enough to remember when they first came out. For some reason my mom, who refused to buy sugared cereals decided we could have pop tarts for breakfast once a week.
    Our toaster was one of their wedding gifts from the 50's. It was slow and every piece had the same pattern of burned spots and barely browned areas. Mama found it faster and easier to slap those pop tarts on a cookie sheet, slather those babies in butter then put them under the oven broiler just till that butter melted and oozed into the crust. I think Mama did pop tarts on whatever day she just wasn't up to par. But, nevertheless, it was my favorite breakfast treat.
    Usually Mama made us the stereotypical southern breakfasts. Pancakes, waffles, eggs and bacon etc. I think us kids in school in the 60's were transitional because that farm breakfast was expected but we didn't have a farm, or before school work chores. We just went to school. And those big breakfasts made you sleepy and bloated the first hour or so sitting in school. Pop Tarts made it so much better. Sure, the sugar buzz probably helped.
    God bless Pop Tarts. I probably gave my kids too many in the 80's and 90's. But it was because they were such a treat for me as a kid and I only got them once a week. So, wanting better for my kids, they got them A LOT.

  • @GWUNukie
    @GWUNukie Před měsícem +1

    I like every single one of these. It's important to note that some are just good as snacks (ie, the Chocolate flavors). A hot Smores Pop Tart with a cool glass of milk is incredible.

  • @kvol1668
    @kvol1668 Před měsícem +33

    I bought that shirt for myself and my husband went nuts over it. I had to tell him multiple times that the store was called The Gettin' Place because he thought I was being funny. 😂

  • @Kevin_Lazar
    @Kevin_Lazar Před měsícem +24

    An episode I didn’t know I needed but extremely happy to have!!!

  • @kenmaiseljr9855
    @kenmaiseljr9855 Před 2 dny

    When he pulled up the Oreo pop tart! I am dying!

  • @meremote
    @meremote Před měsícem

    I sometimes add a little butter to the hot pop-tart and cut it so the butter melts and combines with the pastry

  • @FormatException
    @FormatException Před měsícem +23

    Ah! You missed my favorite, raspberry pop-tarts. Those are the best!

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae Před měsícem +6

      Yeah, raspberry is amazing. Still love the brown sugar ones though

    • @dawnreneegmail
      @dawnreneegmail Před měsícem

      I read that artificial raspberry flavor comes from an animal gland so guess those aren't vegan.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Před 19 dny +1

      Oh man I bet those smell amazing. Bet I also couldn't eat them at all!

  • @SamDunham
    @SamDunham Před měsícem +13

    Matt got a unicorn cherry flavor. Not because it was good. But because the frosting covered basically the entire Pop-Tart. Kellogg has gotten REALLY stingy with the frosting on Pop-Tarts. I've had some recently that may as well have been unfrosted because it looks like the tart accidentally got splashed with some frosting as the conveyer belt shot it down the line.

  • @rdspam
    @rdspam Před měsícem

    Our local store often has discounts on 2 boxes - Cherry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon is my go-to pair.

  • @gregstone1384
    @gregstone1384 Před měsícem +2

    I love the smell of burnt pop tarts in the morning. Smells like breakfast.

  • @lead5s
    @lead5s Před měsícem +4

    you nailed it my dude, brown sugar and cinnamon is my fav one, second is cherry, and third is strawberry. the only three i buy, but mostly brown sugar and cinnamon

  • @knightfishing
    @knightfishing Před měsícem +9

    You need some Rainier cherries.. theyll change your mind about how cherries are actually really good

    • @bakende1103
      @bakende1103 Před měsícem +1

      Personally I think the Rainier variety is too sweet (and expensive...even in Washington state). I prefer the fresh Bing cherries or just regular dark cherries.

  • @michaelkelleypoetry
    @michaelkelleypoetry Před měsícem +3

    Hey Matt, don't knock the unfrosted Strawberry poptarts till you try them. The unfrosted Strawberry is truly the best, no lie. It has nothing to do with trying to diet. You get much more of the inner Strawberry goodness and you aren't overloaded by the sugar.

    • @tlc59749
      @tlc59749 Před měsícem

      Put a little butter on that puppy just out of the toaster. Yum

  • @josephholliday9302
    @josephholliday9302 Před měsícem +1

    Funny thing about unfrosted vs. frosted poptarts. The nutritional part is about the same. You get a little more sugar with the frosted, but they make the breading layer on top thicker on the unfrosted to make up for the missing icing layer. Not really much difference health-wise.

  • @vallovesnature8449
    @vallovesnature8449 Před měsícem +21

    I’m a blueberry or strawberry girl. I am old enough to remember them before the frosting appeared. Way better back then ☺️

  • @thattinawoman5119
    @thattinawoman5119 Před měsícem +18

    Best pop tart ever: the chocolate filled with the graham cracker crust. They made those during a short period when I was in high school (probably 1990 or 91) and I have missed them ever since. Hands down the best pop tart I have ever had.

    • @MSinistrari
      @MSinistrari Před měsícem +8

      The s'mores flavor sounds closest to that.

    • @pharrigan-hikes
      @pharrigan-hikes Před měsícem +4

      There was a chocolate chip one i remember having in the early 2000's that sounds close to that. was brown with little chocolate pockmarked holes.

    • @butwhytho4858
      @butwhytho4858 Před měsícem +1

      @@pharrigan-hikesthey still make that one. My kids like it

    • @pharrigan-hikes
      @pharrigan-hikes Před měsícem +2

      @@butwhytho4858 oh nice! Good to know. Our local stores haven't carried it for a while.

  • @davidkearney7933
    @davidkearney7933 Před měsícem +1

    Frosted chocolate and Smore Pop-tarts, both warmed up, are probably my 2 favorites.

  • @topazphoenix6301
    @topazphoenix6301 Před měsícem

    Fun video, looking forward to Pop-tart reviews part 2!

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Před měsícem +12

    Toasted s’mores will always be the best. But I do not like artificial fruit flavors, so those berry flavors are a no-go for me. 😂
    But that you had to try it at the end? Woof.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb Před měsícem +5

      Amen. I'm right there with you. S'mores for the win.

    • @SutMacG
      @SutMacG Před měsícem +4

      Toasted or not, the s'mores pop tarts will always be my fav!

  • @southrnbygrace
    @southrnbygrace Před měsícem +6

    I have an old boss that had never heard of fixing a pop tart in a toaster. She thought I was crazy when she saw me doing it. She, and her kids, have always eaten them straight out of the box.

  • @user-tj8vu6ux4o
    @user-tj8vu6ux4o Před měsícem +1

    I feel like there is a Bless Your Rank breakfast cereal episode that should happen in the future. All chocolate of course!

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od Před měsícem

    Now I'm looking fwd to Ranking Salad dressings.

  • @thattinawoman5119
    @thattinawoman5119 Před měsícem +11

    Matt Mitchell, tasting and ranking things so we don't have to...also tasting things we didn't know needed tasting and ranking!

  • @TupyWbie
    @TupyWbie Před měsícem +9

    Yeah, you need to watch that toaster. That frosting is flammable.

  • @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts

    I always need to watch these rankings when I am home alone. You are too funny. Coincidentally, I ate a little piece of a Pop Tart today after many many many years - still not great. lol 😁

  • @kathleenscheidt9587
    @kathleenscheidt9587 Před měsícem

    20 years ago I bought my daughter a toaster for college that had a pop tart setting on it…I’m still using it.

  • @ritasmith9553
    @ritasmith9553 Před měsícem +6

    Bless your heart! I can feel your sweat from here! Thank you for doing this for us, and I hope your hospital stay is not too long!

  • @I.M.Gifter
    @I.M.Gifter Před měsícem +5

    I love all of these flavors and I will not apologize for it.

  • @DrKahnihoochima
    @DrKahnihoochima Před měsícem

    Personal favorite is Wildberry. Brown Sugar Cinnamon is also improved if you keep heating it until the frosting begins to melt and caramelize.

  • @debbiegultch2414
    @debbiegultch2414 Před měsícem

    Loved this! Breakfast isnt complete until you have 9 of them!! Frosted strawberry is the best!!

  • @barbarastubblefield7075
    @barbarastubblefield7075 Před měsícem +4

    When my brothers & I were growing up, we thought that the multi-colored sprinkles on the Strawberry Pop-Tarts looked like Christmas lights, so we called them Christmas Pop-Tarts.
    They used to have a flavor called Frosted Vanilla Cream that I really liked. I hate that they discontinued that flavor. They were better than the Cookies & Creme flavor.

  • @amyehlers3825
    @amyehlers3825 Před měsícem +3

    This needs to be a multi part episode👏 look forward to this content

  • @jons6834
    @jons6834 Před 24 dny

    Crumbled blueberry pop tart with vanilla ice cream (Bluebell!) is amazing.

  • @debraphillips8399
    @debraphillips8399 Před měsícem +2

    My favorite is the blueberry! 🫐

  • @KevinWindsor1971
    @KevinWindsor1971 Před měsícem +6

    I found out yesterday on another video that Kellogg's didn't come up with the idea for Pop Tarts. Post came up with ones called Country Squares. Oddly enough, the man who created the Kellogg's version was William Post. The name Pop Tarts is a take on Pop Art, which was big at the time.

  • @Son_Of_Atreides
    @Son_Of_Atreides Před měsícem +21

    I have never been as much in agreement with Matt's ranking as this episode. Ride or die for Cherry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Everything else can be left on the shelf.

    • @skillcoiler
      @skillcoiler Před měsícem

      Well then he is not the only objectively wrong person.

    • @Son_Of_Atreides
      @Son_Of_Atreides Před měsícem

      @@skillcoiler Objectively - insert Princess Bride "I don't think you know what that means" meme here.

    • @skillcoiler
      @skillcoiler Před měsícem

      @@Son_Of_Atreides Oh no if you think the brown sugar cinnamon is the best pop tart and one of only two worth eating..... You are definitely objectively wrong.

    • @Son_Of_Atreides
      @Son_Of_Atreides Před měsícem

      @@skillcoiler "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 Před měsícem +1

    Cherry and Blueberry are the only flavors I get and like enough to eat as a snack.

  • @agentredfox
    @agentredfox Před měsícem +10

    My favorite used to be the nowhere-to-be-found-now unfrosted cherry. But I gave up a lot of sugary stuff recently so I definitely feel Matt’s pain for eating so many in a row. That’s a bad evening in the making😂

  • @stevegilbert4130
    @stevegilbert4130 Před měsícem +3

    In our toaster oven we can lay them flat. I very lightly toast an unfrosted Strawberry Pop Tart, smother it with peanut butter then reloads it. Pop Tart Heaven.

  • @steffaneecaiola613
    @steffaneecaiola613 Před měsícem

    When I was a senior in high school the school store sold the hot fudge sundae pop tarts and I loved them. I'd buy a pack of them and a Banana Colada Fuze (RIP) and eat them in my next class. Recently I was looking for them at the store because I had a craving for them but couldn't find them. Watching this video, it's probably for the best 🤣

  • @bayoubengal1961
    @bayoubengal1961 Před měsícem

    Man, Chocolate Fudge Pop Tarts with ice cold milk is just 🔥.
    I love them!

  • @scout2125
    @scout2125 Před měsícem +4

    Unfrosted are for those of us who find them too sweet or who want to butter it right out of the toaster.

  • @ms.LJones89
    @ms.LJones89 Před měsícem +3

    I love your reactions Matt. This is what I live for 🤣😂

  • @carlaarrington7770
    @carlaarrington7770 Před měsícem

    Grape!! If u can find them- so so good 😊

  • @thorb5191
    @thorb5191 Před měsícem

    Brownsugar out of the toaster covered in butter is phenomenal. Another solid choice is the Boston creme which is kinda new

  • @anthonyuchello2031
    @anthonyuchello2031 Před měsícem +5

    Unfrosted strawberry FTW!