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The Rank has Returned with a much-anticipated matchup of chain sub sandwiches. Will a powerhouse like Subway take home the crown? Perhaps Jersey Mike's or Jimmy Johns. Don't forget Firehouse Subs and Panera Bread. There's also Schlotzky's. They did not win. - Komedie
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Roll tide brother
*22:54* How did you get drunk on sandwiches? 😄
The mayonnaise is blue plate
You need to come up here to philly and rank local hoagies….and then include OUR chain…Primo’s with a seeded roll…O…M…G its SO good but so expensive
Oh, but make sure you say you despise pickles, they WILL put them IN the hoagie
Why don’t you come clean and admit that you are from Northern Maine? It’s way too obvious that you aren’t from the south. Southerners love sourdough bread and would pick it over every other sandwich on the table. It’s a southern thing, so that tells us that you aren’t southern.
That guy pictured doing the Firehouse murals is my uncle! I sent him a text letting him know he's famous now 😂
Really? Does he make them bases off of local information? Or just random scene for each store? Does every store have them or are they required to have him draw it? So many questions 😅
@@joshuajacques9569 I asked him. He's the guy in the bottom right and apparently he just does the painting (or he did, no longer works for them). The guy pictured above him , Joe Puskas, actually comes up with the designs.
@@joshuajacques9569 its based off local landmarks and other things. Each one is tuned to it's location, even different ones in different parts of town. My local Firehouses know me too well.
Tell him we need more dogs in the murals
That's awesome!
If the person making the sandwich at Jersey Mike's asked if you wanted it Mike's Way and you said yes, then that is why you got onions on your sandwich. Mike's Way is tomatoes, onions, their spices, oil, & vinegar on top of whatever sandwich base you ordered.
And Mike's Way is the way to go on their club sandwiches. Add some spicy mustard
@@Eagleknight815 shits absolute 🔥
@@Eagleknight815 ONLY if you get the juices on the side. I get the Giant sub, get my juices on the side, eat half today and half tomorrow, therefore, leave the juices off until the last minute!!
@@Eagleknight815mikes way add relish jalapeño and banana peppers
The cherry pepper relish is killer.
Matt's explanation about not liking Schlotsky's bread because he wants his bread like a white piece of paper made me think he needs a wellness check! It reminds me of the Brian Regan bit where he always got the worst seat in the car so he started asking for it, "I call the back seat, in the middle, with my feet on the hump!" 😂
Nothing more Southern than sourdough bread. Matt FAIL.
That bread is so good!
Jersey Mike’s donated sandwiches to Nurses during the pandemic. Tons of them. Since no one else was there - admins, cafeteria workers, sometimes no cleaners. We needed the nice gesture.
Jersey Mikes is just a solid sandwich every time. Firehouse is pretty good for "extra" sandwiches, but for deli meat sandwiches Jersey Mikes has got to be the winner, and this is no surprise.
I know subway "isn't good", but have you had the supreme meats from there? I really like it. And for sure Firehouse is at their best with the elaborate stuff!
I really don't like Jersey Mike's bread.
For only $20 for a decent size sub, a former friend was in jail for DUi, they served Jersey Mike's in jail
@@kaldo_kaldoI like Subway....in my local area of Minnesota there are only 5 sub places.
Subway, Herbert & Gerberts, Jersey Mike's, Potbelly, and Jimmy Johns.
Of those 5 places Subway gives you the most food for the best price and is good quality. My favorite thing to get is a Footllng "The Beast" on Honey-Oat Bread with Pepperjack Cheese and all the veggies except Banana Peppers. I can get that and a Large Drink for less then $20.
Jersey Mike's is trash. Their bread is horrendously bad. Maybe because I also live where "Mike" lives and I can get a real sub elsewhere.
Ironically, pickles were invented to avoid wasting cucumbers
Probably because cucumbers are disgusting until they're made into delicious pickles.
Correct. Pickling vegetables, not just cucumbers, was for preservation. There is only so many times you can eat carrots during the winter.
@@joeytomatoexactly! I hate cucumbers and like pickles.
@@joeytomato Because you have no soul.
@@Sir_Him You are absolutely correct... But that in no way, makes cucumbers edible.
As a southerner myself, you and I know darn well Publix has the best subs!
Wouldn't argue - but not a sub chain restaurant. Neither are a couple of these.
especially if he did chicken tender subs
Exactly! Restaurant or not, you just can't talk about subs in the south and not talk about Pub subs!
Yessssss!!! I was born n raised in Miami n now I live in the Midwest... 1st thing I did when I went down to FL, was stop at a Publix n get a chicken tender sub... ❤❤❤ I MISS PUBLIX 😞🥺😭
Problem is Publix sandwiches can take a while; there’s usually a line.
Every Southerner knows a Pub Sub is number 1.
never heard of it
Pub Sub beats all
Pubsub is mid at best
Southerners dont know a good sandwich , they vote for MTG and Desantis, closest thing to commies.
Pub subs are the thing I miss most after moving to Montana
A moment of silence for Quiznos please. You fell off harder than Colorado hype but in your heyday you were the one.
Quiznos was so good their corporate office ate all their franchises.
It was my favorite. The chicken carbonara 😢😢😢 That sauce was magic
I worked there for 1.5 years. It was good. But people thought we were like Subway and kept calling to us what they wanted on their sandwhich after they ordered it. The plastic divider did NOT have rhat purpose-it was behind the chip shelves.
I like warmed up too.
i think of quiznos often 😢 i miss it so much
R.I.P Blimpees. They were my favorite sub place ever. But have closed in my area years ago.i still miss it
OMG, totally forgot about Blimpees!
Takes me back to my college days at NCSU in the early 80's. Blimpees was the bomb! 💥
Blimpee's was very good! I was late to the party. About the time I discovered them they closed in my area.
We had Blimpie in my high school and now I think it’s only at the airport.
There’s one the next town over from mine I don’t go very much. It’s in a gas station.
There's still a few in my area but they're all inside of gas stations, mostly Circle K's.
Schlotzkey’s rules. The bread is sourdough. You are not a sandwich connoisseur.
I imagine he ate these sandwiches long after they were ordered, and I've only ever eaten them fresh. Maybe the bread becomes unpleasant after sitting a while. That's the only thing I can think of, because Schlotzkey's is generally awesome. Sadly, they moved their locations from where I live.
I’ve had the pleasure of eating at the first one when it was the only one in Austin back in 75. All they had was the original in one size which was the large and a large ham and cheese. It was love at first bite.
"What in the Devil Went Down to Panera is this?" I'm dying LOFL
Thanks for watching! And if you work at my local Firehouse please know that I still love you
Bless your rank Bluebell ice cream?
@@prestonbaker4987 YESSS
I'm guessing you don't have Potbelly near you.
NO PUBLIXS"??
@@salt-team-six5883none in Jasper. But Publix does rock
Schlotzsky’s is a Texas institution. Their bread predates the foodie movements. It’s based on the muffuletta sandwich out of New Orleans which uses Muffuletta bread, which comes out of Sicily.
And it is infinitely better when eaten fresh out of the oven. I can completely relate to Matt’s reaction to the bread if it had been sitting for more than about 15 minutes. Take-out from Schlotzsky’s is a horrible experience in comparison to the in-store product. The bread is rubbery.
I always get mine "extra crispy"
Their Jalapeno bread, though 🤤
Their muffuletta was my all time favorite sandwich! I don't know if all of them got rid of it, but the last Schlotzsky's I was in didn't have them 😢
It's actually a sourdough bread. Muffuletta Bread is an Italian loaf. They're different.
“A snowball’s chance in Florida.” I’m dead. 😂😂😂
I'm watching this as I eat a Publix sub. Would easily have been number 1 if included on this list.
PubSubs suck. Great ingredients, terrible execution.
What a rollercoaster of an episode.... going from what you were sure would be your favourite episode to film to being "all sandwich places suck"
Matt just has bad taste in sandwiches, honestly. That's what I learned today. So many bad opinions in this video.
Oh, how the turntables...
Subway is what to buy when you're on a road trip and starving but there are no other restaurants at the exit and even the gas station is out of those pre-made fridge sandwiches. But somehow there's always that one sad Subway.
😂😂😂😂
Once on a road trip I stopped at a Subway, figuring it was the only halfway healthy option at that highway exit. I got a pleasant surprise when there was a shawarma place next door, so I ate there instead. Sadly, it's not still around anymore, so when I pass by that area, I go a little further off the highway to a family dining restaurant.
From what I've read, Subway is one of the cheapest startup-cost franchises you can do. AND they have no rules about how close you are to another one.
As a truck driver. You are correct. Subway at every truck stop
@@williamhoover2927 Yep, you can always rely on finding a Subway just about anywhere while on the road, some I'm convinced haven't had a new shipment of vegetables in months. Personally though, I try to stop at the Love's locations with an Arby's for my fast food sandwich cravings.
My dad was a firefighter. His picture is on the wall of a Firehouse sub. They also support fire departments financially. So, yes, that does influence my opinion. BUT they also make the best subs in our town. That's a win-win!
As far as chains go, no one can compete with Jersey Mike's. They're slicing meat fresh, and you can get it Mike's Way.
For only $20 a sandwich
@@TheSleepingonit i only pay $10 for mine same as it would cost at mcdonalds
@@shanedolby1774 i used to live in CT, that might explain why
As far as national chains go, I agree. But there are local/regional chains out there that are better: Moe's (the sub shop, not the burrito place), D'Angelo, Primanti Brothers.
@@TheSleepingonit oh the Hartford prices are deserving of the people there.
"Snowballs chance in Florida" I love it
Publix is truly delicious with fresh bread. But, unless you order an eternity ahead of time, the lines are crazy! Pack your patience.
I lived near THREE Publix(es?) and could only get fresh bread if I went at 9 am.. not sure what all the whoop is about pubsubs.
Ordering ahead in the publix app is the way to go.
Publix has some of the best around here and lower price than Jersey Mike's. But you're right, they are slow as molasses.
Order ahead in the app for 30-60 minutes before you can actually be there.
Publix would have smoked the competition by a country mile. It's a shame they're apparently not in Alabama
We had a McAllister's open where I live. First time there, ordered a Reuben. Got a corned beef sandwich with Thousand Island dressing. No kraut. Went five more times. Every order, they forgot one main ingredient. Last straw, I got their big loaded sandwich. I forget what it was called, but I got home and only had roast beef and bread for $15.00. That five minute drive, I built up a good head of steam and when the cashier told me, "That's how it comes." I was nuclear-powered Karen. Haven't been there in 20 years.
I used to go to the original one in Oxford, MS, 25 years ago. It was fabulous and funky. The current chain is like a completely different restaurant serving the same menu. The food doesn't taste the same. Even the Oxford one isn't even the same - it's on the other side of town.
I've only ever ordered baked potatoes from McAllister's. Those are pretty good at least.
I'm so glad to see there is someone else out there that feels the same way I do about pickles.
SAME!! I hate them! I don't even know why! I love cucumbers, I love vinegar, I even love lots of dill in my tuna salad, but I HATE pickles!!
I don't want pickles shredded lettuce or onion anywhere near my sandwich or tacos. Wendy's puts six pickle slices on theirs and Mac's chopped onion melds with the cheese. Pick it off and you still taste it.
Pickles are excellent. Mayo is evil.
Publix would clear all of these, at a quarter the cost of Jersey Mike's or Panera.
Seriously, how do you do a "Southern" sub review without including the PubSub?
What is the ham made of?
Amen.
Publix sub was my daily lunch. They are the best.
You're correct Pub sub would have won. But 1/4 the cost, what are you talking about? most subs are around $10 each, especially with bacon.
That "Finale of Bless your Rank" line was hilarious.
"Brought to you by Big Coffin"
I laughed till tears came to my eyes. Way too many funny lines to pick one! I like Jersey Mike's, but never imagined them winning because everybody else tripped and fell before they got to the finish line!
Jersey Mike’s offerings are excellent.
On a Subway sandwich, you’re getting thin half slices of tomatoes; on a Jersey Mike’s version, you’re getting full slices of tomato, from a small mountain of freshly sliced tomatoes.
Firehouse is very good, as are Jimmy Johns.
This was a hilarious Ranking video. I agree with your placement of Jersey Mikes. I come from the northeast where most mom and pop sub shops outrank every chain sub shop 99% of the time, except for Jersey Mikes. Jersey Mikes is at least a tie with a lot of the corner sub shops up in the north east. I live in east TN now, and when I want a good sub that reminds me of the northeast US, Jersey Mikes is what I get.
I used to eat Subway until I discovered Jersey Mike's. 🥰 I've never looked back.
Same
I have a Jersey Mike's, Firehouse, and Schlotzsky's all within 5 min of my apartment so I haven't been to Subway in a long time. I only get the meatball sub from there if I'm traveling and have to stop in one of those gas station subways.
SAME!!
So true there, although I do miss when Subway did $5 Footlong on everything.
Jersey Mike's when we make an orgy of cheese atop the rosemary parm bread whenever I make the bread 🤤😈.
Fyi, Jimmy John's regular sandwich is an 8" sub. when you get thier 16" sub they cut in half. I'm particularly fond of their Billy Club.
need to add, if it has a lot of bread it’s because they left the bread in… you have to give them a second chance! Just order it TBO. 😂
Pickles are a gift from the heavens, your talk against good pickles should have you brought before the Southern Council.
Note to self: hang around Matt when he's getting sandwiches, so that I'm guaranteed free pickles 😆
After the week I had last week, I can use all the laughs. You are a ray of sunshine in this world, Matt. Can't wait to get my shirt.
I've gotten firehouse a bunch in my life. Each time I've said no pickle, they have always put in the pickle.
Ask for it in a container on the side and they usually do that but might give a lot thinking you love pickles lol. I ask on side for my kid that does love them but they never forget and put on side and on the sandwich too
At work we used to order them for lunch and it was like a pickle lover's Christmas! (about half the guys didn't like pickles)
You must be getting my pickles. Mine are missing half the time.
I love the pickles and have to tell friends to get them so I can eat theirs
I pretty much make a scene when I order with loud explanations of how even the scent ruins the sandwich and then infuses my garbage so that if they DO put a pickle in my order I will throw it in their trash before I leave the store! 😂 Usually that ends up being effective. 👍🏻😉
I definitely agree on you with Jersey Mike’s. There’s just some thing about that paper bag that the sandwich comes in that makes it feel special.
Your editing team needs a raise lol.
Love everything you do Matt! You’re a staple in my family for good southern comedy. Much love from Central Louisiana!
I am convinced Publix subs are the very best. Especially the chicken tender one!
Future bless your ranks- gravy biscuits. Jacks, Bojangles, Martins, Wendy's etc.
I was just watching the old Sweet Tea rank on the old channel, and Matt comes out with a new ranking today. I love it!
Red diamond tea is disgusting. Tried the sweet and the lemonade tea. Milos is OK. Sweet tea is too sweet. I like to mix mine.
I laughed so hard at so many points! I had MANY, MANY distractions whilst watching this, but then kept coming back and clicking play because I wanted to get through to the end. SO FRICKIN' FUNNY!!! I laughed out loud so many times. Thanks for the dopamine/endorphin hit, Matt!! I TRULY needed that! Don't stop making videos, please! No coffins for Matt anytime soon!
I do miss Quiznos
I miss weird Quiznos commercials.
Used to go there all the time in the early 90's.
Another example of a private equity firm buying up something, and destroying it from within with a horrible business model.
"We love the subs!!!"
Had one open up here in the last year, I keep forgetting it exists.
If you lived in Florida, you'd put Publix subs number 1. They are the best!
I'm a Publix sub fan. Yes, they sometimes get it wrong if I order it online, but if you stand in line, it's perfect everytime. I'd turn around and go back if they forgot my bacon. I agree with you on Jimmy John's, too much bread.
Schlotzky’s bread is a sourdough bun. I don’t think it should be included in this comparison.
Sorry but I'm a Pub sub girl and I always will be. Publix beats all of them
"The highest award in the land. The [snickers at own joke] Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award." LOL. You're not supposed to laugh at your own joke but jokes are always funnier when the person telling the joke laughs at it.
No way Schlotsky’s is below subway. The heat has already cracked him up. Can’t even take the rest of this seriously now.
Saying that schlotsky’s sourdough bread is an abomination is an abrogation in Texas.
If you ever ate a sub from an Italian deli in a northeast city, where the bread is bought daily from a bakery on the same street, and the meats and cheeses are from freshly sliced Boar's Head products, you'd never eat a chain shop sub again.
As a Connecticut resident I can vouch for this comment.
Publix uses Boar's Head. It's good, but they're still cold cuts.
I'm not sure about this logic. I don't think a sandwich can be so good, that for the rest of my life I never eat another sandwich, because I don't live where the good sandwiches are. Also, they sell Boar's Head at the grocery store, so whatever. It's nothing special.
@@jxchambas a former CT resident I can agree, the same goes for many foods. Here in Texas what they pass off as pizza is a sin. I miss abate’s or any new haven pizza or just real deli food in general.
Try one that uses REAL quality not Boars Head stuff. Plus it’s a hoagie
Subway has its purpose on earth. When you are slap dab in the middle of nowhere.
I went NUTS when I came across them in South America! It was like finding gold.
Oh you've been to Silsbee, Texas?
@@jac-attack no. I don’t want to get my wig split.
I moved two years ago from the Philly area to NH and it breaks my heart to say that Subway is my go to up here when I am just desperate for a sub. 😢
Schlotzsky's is NOT a sub shop. Their sandwiches (on sourdough, that's why it's spongy) are amazing when eaten fresh and hot.
The subway staying top 3 without the BACON YOU PAID FOR is such an insult to the rest of these companies they have to get their act together lmao
I think Matt is a North Korean spy. Pretending to be southern but doesn't like pickles and he is apparently unaware of Po' Boys.
And has he never heard of a Muffaleta (sp?)?? Guessing maybe you can't get one of those in Birmingham.. lol
@@beckyhobson3283 Only people south of Lake Pontchartrain are familiar with that garbage.
Had killer poboys in the French quarter just a few weeks ago. It was bussin'
Pickles are the devil’s vegetable. Rotten cucumbers. Plus an ex-girlfriend ruined any possibility I would ever give pickles a chance at redemption.
@@beckyhobson3283 I know for a fact that is not true. My parents are from New Orleans and lived in Birmingham for a time. They were able to find their dang muffulettas.
Schlotsky's has been around since the 70's in Austin and isn't a sub. Not really sure what category it belongs in, but the bread is the best! Like the old commercial says "No substitutzskys".
They left Chicagoland as Quiznos came in and dominated them. I used to love their dark pumpernickel bread it was the best. Potbelly and Jimmy Johns both started in Illinois and both are meh.
Matt not liking Schlotsky's is a scandal.
Yep. Love Schlotsky's and it shouldn't be in a sub category.
Sandwich originated in New Orleans. It's called the Muffaletta. In a category by itself!
They had zero salami... I hated them.
I never thought I would laugh so much at a ranking of sub sandwiches. Matt, you are hilarious. 😂
Love Schlotzsky’s the only real sandwich in the list. When ever I am close I buy several days worth and take them home.
I love Schlotzsky's bread, when it comes out fresh, it's really crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. The one he had was probably a bit soggy from sitting in the wrapper for a while.
Mine have always been chewy.
Naw they Suck!!!
Schlotzsky's is also not a sub sandwich but more of a muffuletta and uses a sourdough bun for its sammys. It's also a Texas chain, so yeah...I'm calling you out Matt on your anti-Texas campaign.
@@bigredmed Not mine. And I have eaten hundreds of them. It's a craving.
There were quite a few Shlotzky's in the Milwaukee area and you would be lucky to find even one now
I'm hollerin about matt bad talking schlotzkys bread and pickles.
They had no salami... Worthless!
Same 😢 The Original is incredible!
I disagree with you on Schlotzsky’s. That bread is da bomb! Try the original. Oh man! Freshly baked bread, warmed up…that is one delicious sammy, right there. That said, I also love Jersey Mikes. I love me an Italian sub made “Mikes Way”. So gooood! 😋
Went to Jersey Mike’s for the first time in like 9 months, and their giant Original Italian is now friggin $20 (was like $15 last year).
My favorite is Publix subs. Taste, quality and price are all there.
I particularly love their November/December special turkey sandwich with bacon and cranberry sauce. 😊
Personally, I would fight a hoard of zombies for a Schlotzcky's. Once a month I have a dr. appointment in a town that has one & I always buy 2. One for my lunch & one for dinner later. LOVE THEM!!!!!!!
I've never been to one. I just looked them up, and there doesn't appear to be one anywhere near me.
I have never heard such a hot take on the entire existence of pickles!! Ha!🤣
4:41 I know this background song is public domain, but I will forever associate it with VSauce so when I hear it play I alwaya laugh uncontrollably. Thanks for that :)
My own personal bias is:
Publix is king
Firehouse Subs is the heir apparent
Jimmy Johns is a solid 3
Jersey Mike's would be higher if I liked cold subs
50 feet of crap
Subway
The stench of subway. Sticks to you just by walking through.
Very distinctive smell, just like the real New York subway
It's like Taco Bell
Their bread can't even be legally classified as bread in the UK there's so much sugar in it.
@@TheSolidSnakeOil LONDON -- Ireland's Supreme Court has issued a ruling declaring that for the purposes of tax law, the bread served in Subway's hot sandwiches does not actually meet the legal definition of “bread” because of its sugar content and is rather a "confectionary or fancy baked good.
Just like a mexican restaurant.
Newks, jersey mikes, firehouse, macalisters, subway, jimmy johns. In that order
Twigs and Weeds .. that is what my husband calls them. We went on a cruise and he ordered a salad and they brought twigs and weeds. He got angry and said he could get that in his yard, so he asked for a chunk of iceberg with two slices of tomato and thousand island dressing.
As for the sandwiches, we are Firehouse Sub people at our house...
To be fair, the "Po' Boy" is a sub style sammy that originated in The South.
Agreed. The moment he said “how can we make this our own..” Po’boy came to mind. Damn now I am hungry for a oyster one.
@@christophercarroll458 damn, Now I want one too, and nowhere makes a good one around here
I came to say this, and now I need a Shrimp Po'Boy.
I can get a PO boy 2 blocks from my house. 😀
Specifically New Orleans.
I've always said that Firehouse is the best for hot subs, Jersey Mike's is best for cold subs. (Also, Jersey Mike's pepper relish is godly).
If all you want is a Cheesesteak Jersey Mike's is great, but Firehouse has a lot more variety in the hot sub department.
they're really not the same thing. Jersey Mike's actual grills the hot sub ingredients on a flat top.
Firehouse takes their subs, tosses them in a steam box for 2 minutes, pours off a ridiculous amount of condensed steam and meat juices (surely losing so much flavor), then dumps the sloppy mess on the bun. It's a ridiculous process IMO.
Quite possibly the funniest ad read ive ever seen 🤣 youre hilarious, i laughed out loud
I couldn't agree more with your rankings. I was just complaining about Panera and their mixed greens on the sandwiches and no option for iceberg. Well done.
Jimmy John's is by far the best of those I'm not sure what they did to your sandwich I've never had anything but perfection from them.
Love me some Jimmy's. I normally go for Tom Turkey on th regular sub roll. A few weeks ago I ordered the Tuna on sliced wheat. Totally rocked my world. Now I'm obsessed.
Jimmy John's is better then his ranking for sure but their sandwiches typically leave you still hungry.
I ordered a BLT with onions, banana peppers and black olives from subway for lunch one day. Another coworker went to pick up everyone's order. I got a sub with bacon, onions, banana peppers and black olives. I called Subway and was told, and I quote, "you didn't ask for lettuce and tomato.". 😳
I responded, "I didn't ask for bacon either, but you put that on. Besides, what do you think the "L" and "T" stand for?!?"
That was my last time ordering from Subway and it's been YEARS....
Back in the day when McDonald's happy meals were only a burger, small drink and fries. I ordered one for my son with "just ketchup" meaning no pickle or mustard. I literally got a bun with just ketchup. He got a ketchup sandwich!
Well, that is not a BLT. A BLT is not a sub. It's on toast.
Your thing about Jimmy John's tasting like loneliness hits home for me. After my wife died, I frequently ate Jimmy John's, simply because it was easy and I knew I needed to eat something.
Congrats on 500K!!!
if publix was in this it would mop the floor
100 freaking %
Publix isn’t acknowledged near enough.
I feel like that chicken tender sub he was talking about at the start was a Publix sub
Honestly I like the walmart grinders the best of the grocrey deli subs but publix is a strong contender
I evaluate sub shops by their meatball subs. If the bread can't stand up to the moisture, it's a loser.
I loved Jersey Mike's meatball subs. Who's meatball subs do you like?
No sub outside of Boston area can make a true meatball sub with homemade meatballs 😂😂
@@raleighfan9640 I haven't tried Jersey Mike's yet. My favorite was Togo's until they changed their recipe. I'll give Jersey Mike's a try, for sure.
@@tuvelat7302 I think they took it off the menu. Was looking for another place that had good meatball subs. Have read that Firehouse subs has a similar meatball sub to Jersey Mikes. Haven't tried it yet.
Hubby and I had to pause so many times, either from laughter or our love to discuss each one and debate which rank it will get. Sorry if the algorithm shows it being paused a lot, it is worth it though, also the editor *chefs kiss* perfection this time around. We DO NOT look forward to the coffin ranking, but there is a coffin place here in VA off route 1 you can contact about sponsorship in the wayyyyyyyyyyy future.
Also congratulations on baby #3 I am glad you and Lisa made up :D
We have 2 blimpies left ... i am sad they were not able to be ranked, but I know they would be up past Subway if it was our old crew, or even with subway.
Also you are correct when walking into a subway there is a smell ... I taste garlic whenever I walk in when I was younger.
18:46 Matt took a bite into Heavy Rain. If you understand the reference you are a King!
a southerner who doesnt like pickles is a textbook heathen. no pardons available. ever.
Guess me and Matt are both heathens!! 😂😂😂
Literally inexcusable
Dill or spicy pickles are good..... sweet pickles are the spawn of satan
I'll eat a jar of bread n butters but dills are only once in a while so I have some juice to marinate chicken in.
Pickles are effing disgusting, cucumbers are better, not sorry
Matt, never disagreed with you more than your analysis of Jimmy John’s- super fast and the best, hands down
They vary incredibly by location. Our local ones (Central California) utterly suck. Many have closed.
Jimmy John's is now owned by a private equity firm. Be prepared to watch the quality of everything drop off to fill board member's pockets until JJ dies a quiet death.
Jersey Mike's is still community owned Franchises that give back to those communities they live in. Private Equity is coming for them too, so it's important to support business that do more than just generate revenue to the CEO.
@@BernieTime1 Our were terrible from day one, 10+ years ago.
I wish Penn Station would expand. Sooo many people are missing out on the most glorious subs of all time. Cold turkey dagwood, with provalone, mayo, lettus, tomato, onions, salt, pepper, banana peppers, oregano, oil & vinegar. You're welcome.
Just visited the other day. Shocked by the authenticity of their cold Italian! A true hoagie worthy of fame.
Really dumb idea for them to sell those fries though...
FYI that schlotzkys bread is SOURDOUGH!!!!!! ITS awesome!!!!!
you do forget that we don't need no stinkin' sauce for our brisket in Texas. That paper is just sopping up grease, and believe me, a fatty brisket has plenty of that for me and the paper.
I was a kid when Subway came to my little rural town. My Dad always made us all get cold cut combos (the cheapest sandwich) with everything (leaving off free toppings was wasting money. I can't even start to count how many of those I ate after little league games, or at family "picnics" (is it really a "picnic" if you just take a sack of luke warm Subway to the park?).
To this day, I'll buy one Subway cold cut combo (with only toppings I actually want) every summer. It tastes like childhood. And Mayo.
I dunno im probably the only person in this comments section that loves subway. Although sub shops are gonna be what you make of them. You have dozens of options, dozens of ingredients. Make it your way. I've never had anything against subway. I just cant see what everyone complains about with them.
By where I live, the best subs are from a small mom & pop donut shop. They serve coffees, donuts, & sandwiches all freshly made in the shop. Ty Matt. I love your ranking vids. 💜👍🏻
My biggest take-away here is how many places screwed up a very simple order. Also, I haven't had Schlotzsky's in years, but I still remember how weird their bread is.
Weirdly awesome!
@@claycassin8437 nah, mostly just weird
You know it’s funny, I never saw a jersey mike’s until I left jersey but saying “fuck it, just make a sandwich” and somehow winning by just making an adequate sandwich is the most jersey thing I’ve seen
My wife fist pumped the air when Matt ranted against pickles. Preach, brother!
What sub does Matt have at Firehouse? Is it the brisket? I bet it's the brisket.
Oh, and our local Firehouse's mural features a fire that the brother of a coworker (accidentally) started, so that's kind of surreal.
Matt, I love these BYR episodes. Thank-you for giving this Monday a bright spot.
Gotta rate Publix subs!!! They are the best…..
The clips of amazing grace playing in the background are the best moments of this episode 🤣
... at least two of those sandwiches aren't subs... and schlotzsky's sourdough (when done right) is absolutely amazing.
I see a new Bless Your Rank and I click. It's practically involuntary at this point.
Matt don’t diss the Schlotzsky’. They have been around since the. ‘70s and we Texans love it. It’s not artesian vibes. It’s old Austin-based hippie vibes.
Don't sleep on Blimpie... Tucked away in a gas station near you.
I’ll go with Subway anytime. I usually get everything on it I can. I usually end up ordering the veggie sub, tho, with cheese. It’s a bit cheaper, and you really don’t miss the meat.