Protests of the Dead | Chapo Trap House | Episode 412 FULL
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In a 4-quadrant Chapo, we make broad generalizations about various regions of America and their respective snack foods, make fun of a pundit's bizarre and inept behavior online, gawk at MAGA-realm apocalyptic stupidity, and finally examine liberal vacuousness from a new writer earning their first-time Reading Series Author challenge coin.
Here's the gofundme to support the Teamsters COVID protection fund Amber mentions at the end of the episode: charity.gofundme.com/o/en/cam...
Release date:
20 April 2020
#chapotraphouse #chapo
Hard ass, gun nut American, normally: "I'm a tough SOB. As soon as "The Walking Dead" becomes real, I'm going to fcking OWN. I'm going to live like a king!"
That same individual after 3 weeks of Covid19: "I cannot live w/o a haircut and seeds for my lawn. I'd rather die, literally."
That's my Republican dad. Lmao
1:18:13 There is a damned CHEETO in the White House!!!
In Argentina there was a group of industrialist that tried to organize protest against the quarantine measures at first but it failed laughably because the people shut them up really quickly. Right now the quarantine has over 90% support
I envy them so much.
@@vanders626 it's kind of a weird moment for us politically because the main streams of all parties have decided to try and work together for now in containing the outbreak, I'm glad for that, months ago they were at each other's throats, only the fringe radical right are throwing a fit about it all
@@Gaby-wi4bx I wish Brazil's radical right was fringe, instead we are reopening businesses. Today I cancelled my gym subscription because they reopened. Amazon's capital is using mass graves already, because they didn't isolate at all. The number of infected and of dead are unreliable. We only have governors and mayor's dealing with Covid, while Bolsonaro babbles about chloroquine (and buys tons of it) and coughs at a rally demanding a coup. twitter.com/tesoureiros/status/1253025996191793153
@@vanders626 Vander S what's happening in Brazil is truly the stuff of nightmares, Bolsonaro keeps parroting Trump and putting everyone in danger
I used to look at Bolsonaro as 'budget south american trump', but it's becoming clearer that it's more like Trump is budget north american bolsonaro. Hellfire, plagues... Is there anything bad he doesn't bring?
"....There's a goddam cheetoo in the white house!!! I finally get it :P
It has the voice of a man!
I can't believe Virgil Texas is dead
not dead, just going under the name Ovid Arkansas now
Your fired
Plautus Missouri
Virgil Texas introduced a bunch of random comedians at a comedy club two years before Trump was elected.
One of those comedians grew up to be Sam Hyde.
That's the Chapo controversy.
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Who even is Sam Hyde I only know him from the “he can’t keep getting away with it” memes
@@Evan64m sam hyde was a comedian that did tom green esque sketches and stunts, but around internet stuff like anime cons. had a tv show, but after getting cancelled decided to be a public neo nazi. his style of comedy nowadays is sort of to consciously imitate a completely insane person rambling and intentionally being disgusting. pretty irony poisoned
@@SlimeJime so he's like a unfunny Conner O'Malley?
@@MrDarklord965 Yeah pretty much
the fact that felix isn't constantly high really makes me reevaluate my understanding of his character
📠
you all prolly dont give a shit but does any of you know of a trick to get back into an instagram account?
I was dumb lost my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me
@@harveycaiden8644 make a new pass?
he’s bombed out on kratom, the genius’s hydrocodone
W 2:25
Felix reminds me of like 25% of people on 2011 Xbox Live.
It feels like this episode was will trying to make a real podcast while the others wanted anything but that
Episode 410 was very tense and serious, so maybe they wanted to blow off steam.
Ben Kaplan : they’ve been devolving into zero empathy for the humanity of their own Patreon community, excepting will, and calling #Chomsky overrated, but for one quote displays a fundamental disregard for the intelligence of their audience, imo.
@@subversivelysurreal3645 I see your point, but Will can be just as bad on twitter, he just hides it better on the podcast. I like them but I've never been a patreon or idolised them.
And Amber, as usual, had to talk and talk and talk and interject constantly, and talk twice as long, with the longest most detailed uninteresting sentences. Amber ruins episodes. It doesn't have to be that way if she would DIAL HER EGO DOWN and accept that she is just a member of an ensemble, and the Chapo chemistry only works with the humor, and Amber ISN'T FUNNY! Jeezus Amber, talk 50% less, keep your points SHORT! Interrupt LESS!
@@fyt54321 Amber is funny, but she does sometimes end up chasing geese when she goes on for long periods. I do agree that her humor comes through more readily when she offers a clever one-liner rather than a long-winded anecdote that ends up fizzling.
When the edibles kick in 1:18:13
Malek Jendoubi cheetooooh!!
Sir, please.
Sir, this is serious please sir.
man that was the funniest chapo moment in like a year
1:18:20 Sanity has finally left us
My protest outside the White House: WE HAVE A CHEETO PROBLEM
oblivion npc fails
My cold war veteran step-dad is a bernie supporter funny enough
30% of boomer dems or independs or something liked bernie? it's electorally negligible, but thats still a lot of people. your stepdad sounds cool
Sounds like a cool dude.
I will live until the day a clean comic makes a joke about how long it takes for edibles kick in.
Did john mulaney do that bit 5 years ago?
Timmy Gardner John isn’t a clean comic, nice try.
Hey an episode that isn't 14 years old, yay!
I’m so happy that Felix has the same feelings towards stoners that I do.
Stoners are a impediment to organising.
@@Child_of_the_lie - Only if you're ineffective. Seems to be a YP. Maybe if you weren't so busy looking down your nose...?
I enjoy cannabis products but I also hate 'stoner' culture.
i keep hearing Lewis Black in my head talking about the First Testament Bible, ‘ You don’t understand it, because it’s not your book. It’s OUR book....”
i don’t care if he’s an old boomer, that guy is funny.
Matt may not have the best Trump impression, but it’s certainly my favorite 😂
Felix is correct, weed culture is fucking obnoxious.
Absolutely. I like my pot as much as the next jaded college student who has problems with authority but I don’t need to build my identity around it. I build my identity around having sex with other men, like a normal person.
@@treeguyfly lol fck yeah
@@treeguyfly
basedd
@@treeguyfly happy pride bro!
@@treeguyfly a very wise point
at 1:34:58 he was about to say virgil but stopped himself :(
What do you mean?
@@slamfistlord9242 a few seconds before the timestamp
@@indiana1004ify I just don't know why he'd need to stop himself, guess I'm in the dark on something.
@@slamfistlord9242 *in Al Pacino voice* I'm in the dark herrrrree!
So glad to hear Hassan get savaged like this. The guy is an insufferable twerp and most his columns at the Intercept are just trash. First time I heard of him was when he got his podcast and it was just torture to listen to
thought this was about Hassan Piker for a bit and my parasocial heart was broken for a sec
i read a lot of great articles at the intercept. glenn greenwald, ryan grim, lee fang, naomi kline publish informative, and often breaking news stories. i love chapo but c’mon why are they so great or informative? lefties always trying to be lefterier than thou
He’s like Brit Ben Shapino, up to the point where they’re both minorities people point to.
“Well. She’s a high class brahmin lady” killed me
Glad the election is over so they can stop being serious about shit and go back to talking about their twitter enemies
the only real fear of fully getting rid of lib idpod is it would cause a backlash towards real idpod (environmental racism)
like the fact Black people are more at risk by covid which is due to doctors ignoring their health due to racism and of course they more working class
There seems to be almost no nuance (or maybe it's a lack of principles from certain individuals/groups) when it comes to IDPol. It is both used in a legitimate manner, e.g. people bringing up the fact POC face increased violence and targeting by US law enforcement agencies and trying to find a solution for this, and is weaponized, e.g. people asserting that Sanders supporters are bigoted in some fashion (against women, AAs, etc) when population-level data actually shows the opposite.
The big question is, how can we address the real issues that cause socioeconomic disparities along identity lines, while dealing with the people who weaponize IDPol to defend right-wing neocon/neolib policies, like Neera Tanden?
"I can eat milk."
The Unpasteurized Milk lobby has entered the chat.
Once you go past the expiration date it’s doable
Jennifer Rubin, Actress: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors?
In case it hasn't yet been mentioned, horse is the only meat that becomes more tender as the animal ages.
And it's the most delicious
@@rosaluxemburg1670 Now this is news we can use! Thanks!
If an entire episode was just midwest food discussion, it'd still be entertaining.
This one was really fun!
We must all remember: The Line Goes Down..
@K H I never thought there would be a Zardoz/chapo crossover. Bless you, my son.
Felix strikes me as someone who smokes weed
Only mids
lmao did amber say "uncle gems"
Just like some Zerg monstrosity, America has evolved into it's final form.
Attack of the Karens
Kevin Regalado : i am confused only because they’re so demented and brutal and unhinged and united and ugly and unabashed and that’s only the u’s (can i buy a vowel?) that i think that the name should be an an acronym, but they’re aren’t enough vowels, so that superseded it being an anagram and now i think i want a cryptologist to crack the code.
What’s the creepy music at the end of the episode? (Not in this video because it’s our but in the actual podcast)
I think it might be from the soundtrack fit for the movie Forbidden Planet.
Clean your room, Chapo Skeleton Guy
Them's fighin' words
12 rules for life
12 rules to get you slept
A cheetoh in the White house: 1:18:13, 1:31:45
It's 4/20 all month this year ---- according to my consoling partner. So, every day off is sacred this month! (thanks Sherri)
felix IS weed
chapo time
aw yeah
Warren as Biden's VP is the most exciting combo since Mondale/Ferraro! Yippee Skippee!
Lol "befouls"
11:30 STL STYLE PIZZA BEST PIZZA
17:00 I lol'd
Lol i dread to imagine how this podcast would have shaped out without Will
That's his role ya noob!
As someone who lives in Michigan, those protesters are few in number but verrrry strong in popular support
always nice to have an essay/sermon from Rabbi Biedermann....
fourrrrrr - TWEEEEENTYYYYYYY!!!!!
Double 420
For the record. You barely get "zippy" on coca leaves. It's like coffee.
You never got zippy on coffee?
I cant wait to see the snyder cut.
i actually agree with felix's take on ronpaulsmokedaw33d
! they only needed to sobrevive, they didnt need to pilot the space ship! The movie made fucking sense
I love you guys
Jesus Felix riff city hours
1:00:20 mmm.. yeah, true
FIRST! YAAASSS! Thumbs up for the immortal science of Dialectical-Materialism.
Podcast
Wait what was the last Felix joke????
"What if I only wear it while drunk driving?"
There's nothing wrong with weed gummy bears.
@K H - Stoners suck, but meth heads are cool.
@K H - are you the federal government?
Where’s Virgil
RIP
hes fired
Complications from catboy surgery
Who?
GooTube wouldn't let me post my real thoughts, so take that for what you will...
What are your real thoughts? Get creative with your L33T speak. Mispall words. Figure out a way to get past the algorithym
@@Rompelstaump - I think it had something to do w elitism of the juice. I tried to watch/listen again to be accurate, n that's what stuck out to me. Felix was annoying me 🥺 I miss Virgil
@K H - Aw, thanks ☺️ I had to look that up n it's like the best compliment I've ever had 🙂
Is there a toking game for every time Matt wrecks the joke?
Hold this L for not knowing pizza.
Way to derail the podcast talking about boring ass pointless politics. I wanted to hear more about umami. It's not like politics matter anymore, now that Trump has won by default.
american politics is just like american diet. There is no difference between the biden and trump, they're both bad for your health.
@@starsnstrife Tbh we should vote for Trump, if they lose hard enough then maybe they will take some financial hit.
@@tibbygaycat Lol can trump supporters please stop larping as accelerationists in order to astroturf in leftist spaces
@@tibbygaycat no we just don't need to care about that shit right now.. No election could possibly considered legitimate under these conditions.. Frankly it would be best if they are postponed until next Spring earliest..
Where’s Virgil??
They're teasing the 6-part minisode series where Virgil comes to your house to kill you for typing this.
Hes fired
He's taking a hiatus, they said so in the last episode. My guess is due to his own health problems, he's doing this in his own, Virgil, way.
I would like proof of life he's not navel gazing in a Kay hole.
@@Gwaihir420 hes fired
@@splooie02 your fired
Warren actually did better than Hillary in the 2018 midterms vs 2016 election.
60.34% of the vote with 59.17% turnout vs Hillary's 60.01% of the vote with 75.51% turnout.
So the fact Hillary did worse or near exact with higher turnout in fucking Massachusetts is beyond hilarious and pathetic
Hy
Why does Will have to be so serious? I could have listened to another hour of food takes.
He's the daddy.
It's what makes the show great. The irreverent humor mixed with, "Hey America is responsible for brutal terror in South America."
Weekend at Biden's
Warren could lose MA if Baker ran she is not well liked she could definitely lose and in MA independents don’t like her and they can vote both sides
Massachusetts is a political hellhole and I'm here for it..
Joshua Marx me too
What you mean by your statement
Meaning all the phony democrats who pretend to be progressive
Spiffing episode.
the next episode is the Homestuck number so yall gotta get Andrew Hussie on the pod
nah
The Chapo crowd hate Mehdi Hassan? That's weird. He seems pretty left wing to me. He was pretty ruthless towards Biden
Lol, lib.
He's an opportunistic, self righteous journalist who hopped on the Russia hysteria when it hurt Trump but criticized it when people were trying to tag Bernie into it.
Haven’t you caught on yet, all these guys do is criticize. They literally have nothing else to offer. In less than a month they will be talking about how Bernie is a crypto fascist or some shit like that
Then you don’t know what left wing is.
@@cf6713 so, it hasn't happened yet, should I keep waiting for it to happen?
as far as i’ve read i agree with most of what mehdi hasan has written. this piece they’re reading sounds stupid, warren seems irrelevant at this point, but i listen to his podcast and usually find i learn something. idk guess these chapo guys think differently, but they didn’t actually give the audience a good reason why they detest mehdi.
He literally pretended to be a progressive to gain popularity and now is inline with the party, he is a fraud
Mr Hyde lol okay
He was supporting, pushing, and praising Dances-With-Snakes, that's a pretty potent reason for some disgust.
Cows are smart, y'all are pretty smart too. Too smart to continue eating animal products!! Go vegan
When the supply chains collapse and the USA faces its first mass famine, I'm going to harvest your pure vegan flesh like they did in "The Road".
@User Name I've spent more than half my life as a lactovegetarian, I've worked on organic farms, and I haven't had a lawn in more than a decade, having converted it to gardens. I also think that when supply chains collapse, none of us will be able to afford to be so ideologically discriminatory of our food sources.
So, I'll be the first to resort to cannibalism. There's a lot of surplus flesh in the USA, and most of it is pretty tender from the feedlot lifestyle that most of us enjoy.
I'm stocking up on soy sauce and pickling garlic. I hear human flesh tastes uncannily like pork, and I'm gonna make some killer stir-fry out of my neighbors.
Amber is SOOOO BOOORING
Amber has great moments. You fail to recognize her value. Long ago, I had a thought like you said. Amber will surprise you, if you just listen to her. Matt is my fav, but I love them all
Lowly dog, Amber is Queen.
Luther Blissett her voice sounds like a super confident private high school student’s, Wall Street mogul kid. Obnoxious and entitled confident by virtue of nothing.
@@daysjours - You didn't like Amer's cointelpro interview? What about when Amber made that awesome speech about the left fighting because it's the right thing to do, despite never being able to overcome the anti-leftist, extreme religious right wing, capitalist mafia that runs our country
Bunch of cry babies
thanks for the insight cool guy
Who? Dude when you want to start an epic comment war it's important to make people know which side you're insulting ...