A VIEW TO A KILL | Reacting to My Old Review Video
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- Slightly-less-than-sweary-young-Calvin's take on the final Roger Moore 007 adventure
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For me Diamonds are Forever will always be the weirdest Bond film.
am I OK to say that I kinda like that movie??? :)
@@DafyddBrooks Sure, weird isn't a criticism. There are films and TV series that I love precisely because of how weird they are. Right now I can think of a few franchises that could benefit frow going a little more weird.
@@doctorvanya awww wonderful chap. See I love Batman Forever but I can see the flaws that people have with it. Star Trek I think could benefit, mainly the Picard show as i feel 'strange new worlds' is there already :)
@@DafyddBrooksNO 😂
@@doctorvanyaDiamonds Are Forever is the worst Bond film of all time and A View To A Kill is the second worst
I do always wonder what would have been if Dalton had done A View to A Kill instead
Probably very different. The cast would have altered [for example Patrick MacNee did the film to work with Roger so he wouldn't be in it] and the tone would have to change. It appears Brosnan was the back up if Roger had turned this down and the tone would have suited him more [even if I think he'd have been a bit 'green' at this stage].
James Bond, of course, can’t be killed. But Timothy Dalton would have died of embarrassment, especially jumping into bed with Grace Jones!
It is worth noting that while the producers and casting agents cast relatively older henchmen - evidently to credibly match against Moore and, for that matter, Macnee - they did not do so for the, um, companions of Moore, thus accentuating the visibly advanced age of him.
I think Roger would have preferred that as he said he found doing love scenes with woman young enough to be his daughter quite uncomfortable in FYEO and View [Maud Adams was 18 years younger but a good friend of his so he felt more relaxed].
These reacting to your old videos are awesome. Fun to see you almost scared of your younger self's opinions and cringe lines 🤣
With a Connery style receding hairline, looks like it's trying to escape your bonce. 😂😂😅😅
A View To a Kill is the most Sunday afternoon Bond film for me. I think most of you will know what that means 😂
It’s funny that Sir Roger was considered to be to old at 57 to play a Spy. Daniel Was 53 in last movie and Tom Cruise is 60 and still playing Ethan Hunt. Things change.
Well Tom Cruise takes care of himself unlike Roger Moore and it shows in A View To A Kill
Society has open up slightly to the idea of an older action hero. These days it more common with films like The Expendables or TV series such as Walker Texas Ranger. Liam Neeson broke the mode on age with the Taken film series. Keanu Reeves began the John Wick series at 50 and like Tom Cruise, he is close to 60. There's more representation and possibilities for mature action stars.
People are ageing slower now. 57 did seem ancient in the 80's, but Craig doesn't look close to that age. The perception of elderly has moved. It's insane to think Keanu is nearly 60, you wouldn't write him off because he still looks like a boy.
Hell yeah! Brosnan aged really well too, he was in some action flicks over the last years and would be great to see at least one more Bond film with him, one in the style of Never Say Never Again, that shows that James Bond is now old, but, proves that he is still able to save the world.
Roger himself was quite critical ['I was about 400 years too old for the part!']. Roger wasn't doing most of the stunts even early in his run in contrast to Cruise and Keanu Reeves who do there own stunts. I think there more open into writing the character at the actors age rather than pretending there still a younger man [like Bond in NTTD] and playing with that more [Top Gun Maverick has Maverick reunited with his old flame rather than a much younger woman as in this film].
I really liked A View to a Kill when it came out. I listened to the record of the soundtrack daily and fantasized looking at the cover painting. The only annoyance was Stacey constantly screaming "James, James, help me." Her screaming sounds annoying in German and in English. Even my mom shouted at the screen "shut up, stop screaming" (in German). lol
If you want to be rescued, best tip is not to screeech out your rescuers' name. Every time Bond closed the door of the shaft and Stacy thought he'd gone, my brother and I would cheer.
Must've been referencing Temple of Doom, both by having a shouty female secondary protagonist and being the most violent Roger Moore Bond film! I love A View To A Kill, along with many other Bond fans!
AVTAK was on TV last weekend and its very memeable. Great fun, cast and an excellent John Barry score, for all its shortcomings.
Roger Moore’s age in A View To A Kill doesn't bother me as much as most people nor does his obvious stunt doubles. I don't know why it bothers most people I guess I just don't pay attention to those things or I'm just a big Moore fan (he is my favourite Bond) so I'm more forgiving of it
As my favourite out of the first three I saw in quick succession (FYEO, Octopussy being the others), it made the 9 year old me want to be James Bond and do what he did, so it never had a gross effect on me of thinking that old man's so off-putting. And that's the largest gap in age there's even been between me seeing Roger Moore as Bond and my age.
It bothers people because it is obviously not roger in some places and it can kinda take you out of the film briefly and not on what's actually going on. Even Octopussy didn't have this problem.
@@jamesthornton3539 I'll be honest, I never noticed that.
I think audiences did a better job of suspending disbelief than today's. Like 10 or so years ago I tried watching one of the Moore Bond films with a young man and one of the first things he mentioned was about how old Moore was, said it during an action sequence. I was surprised by it actually.
Roger himself was quite vocal about him being too old ['I was about 400 years too old for the part! as he once joked] and not being comfortable about how young the woman were in the film [he didn't get on with Grace Jones either]. Calvin made a great point in the 'full review' that the stunt doubles were much better handled in Octopussy and I feel that film would have been a better finish for him [Moore said 'View' was his least fav of his Bond on the commentary].
You had a 30 minute video back in the day where you constantly said “Oh Roger!” I remember that one.
I think the first act of AVTAK is pretty solid. The second and third acts are where it falls apart, but I'm very entertained by it. There's plenty of memorable elements in it. The score and title song by Duran Duran are excellent.
Disagree. First act was the weakest to me and loved the actual plot in the second half.
I actually like the cheesier 007 entries like Diamonds are Forever and View to a Kill. AVTAK was my first Bond I saw in theatres and it was great fun and reflected the times in a way that few Bond films did. It's hard to believe that Licence to Kill would follow just four years later from the same director.
Wow, no surprise the director of AVTAK also directed LTK, he really does like making the more violent and/or weird (yet amazing) Bond films 😂!
I’ve been thinking since the Bond films from the 80s are rather polarizing, I feel that if you combined the classic spy thriller feel of For Your Eyes Only, the Cold War aspect of Octopussy, the eccentric villains of A View To A Kill, and the hard gritty action of The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill, that could be a top tier Bond film, whether it started either Roger Moore or Timothy Dalton
Same, goood point aswell to combine them all! Although there are massive fans of that era that feel its the best or their favourite
The Living Daylights and Licence To Kill are in my top 5 favourite Bond films. Octopussy is sits around 10-12
People dont have a problem with Bond in the 80s. At least I don't considering this film is the only one that was pure 💩 during the 80s. I believe the 70s were polarizing
Yeah!
The 60s era will always be the 🐐
So grateful for your hard work and content. It's always a pleasure seeing you pop up in my notifications!
The wife suggested that we watch A View to a Kill just this afternoon. It’s a fun final romp with Roger and Walken is a hoot as Zorin. Not the best Bond film, but it kept me entertained for two hours.
In the words of Christopher Walken - More. More Calvin.
I love when you bring back Peg Teeth Boy!
Absolutely, bloody hilarious. I'm really pleased that you plan to keep young Calvin coming. He's brilliant, and yes, he's pretty accurate with the review of the film. As much as I'm a massive Roger Moore fan, it was probably one film too many, but he still plays 007 with his usual charm and humour, and his partnership with Patrick Macnee was great. Look forward to the next one.
Different times, different atmospherics as well. I wish I looked like Roger at 58. It's not the best film but it's OK. Sean, Roger and Piece are my best actors for Bond.
Honestly view to a kill has always been one of my favorites
It's all subjective, but I would say "Live and Let Die" is the weirdest of the lot. Exploitation? Voodoo? Whatever was going on with the Scooby-Doo-rubber-mask plot point?
And a villain who survives death to come back to laugh at Bond, but no conclusion to see what happens.
That film is 50 years old this year and is one of only two without a title sequence inspired steel book, I’m really surprised by that
‘Quite revealing!’
my first Bond experience.
same here actually :)
AVTAK and DAD were my first Bond films
My condolences 😢
That's what Stacey Sutton said.
But in all seriousness: I'm sorry to hear this film had to be your first.
Been waiting awhile for this… I asked you to reupload the video like 3 years ago! Thanks for this! Cheers Calvin!
I really like A View To A Kill. I’d much rather watch this movie on a rainy Sunday afternoon over a movie like Spectre or even No Time To Die.
So true! I would too
I think one of the considerations in making a new Bond film should be will this play on ITV on a wet Sunday Afternoon? As that's how I first intook most of mine.
@@davidjames579 yes me too! Roger’s films, especially, are perfect for popping on on a lazy afternoon with a cup of tea and a biscuit
@David James nothing beats a bond film on itv on a Sunday afternoon, a staple of my childhood.
@@jamesthornton3539 ooooh yes!! Utter bliss, eh?
Look at Harrison Ford. Look at Ian McKellen. Look at Patrick Stewart. Look at Christopher Lee. Look at Charles Dance. All acting/acted up until their twilight years and still major box office draws. Age is irrelevant. What does matter however is EXECUTION - and I maintain that ''A View To A Kill's'' was terrible. They seemed to be ignoring Moore's age as opposed to embracing it. An aged James Bond fighting a younger man in a digital world (by 80s standards) should have been a blast. They were just too scared to break formula and it cost them.
Yeah, it's not that old men can't act, it's just the filmmakers made the film as if Bond was the 30-40 year old he always is, and with 57 year old Rog in the role it doesn't quite gel.
I disagree. I have a hard time even watching those actors you mentioned in their recent works.
Bond being more of a mentor/older+ wiser voice to Melina for most of FYEO [and turning Bibi down] felt like a rare concession to Moore's age as did Connery saying he'd been restricted to 'teaching not doing' at the start of NSNA but it's only fleeting and I agree trying to ignore it here was a bad idea rather than embracing it.
An old 007; from Octopussy to AVTAK; just 2 years; I can't believe Roger aging too much...
Looks like Calvin is having A Cringe to a Cringe lol great video and fun reaction
A "Ew!" to a "I feel ill" ;)
"That fatal cringe! Is all we need!"
Love the theme song for this one!
Apart from the stupid Beach Boys bit, the score for the movie is really good, imho.
Also, Chris Walken and Grace Jones might have been weird casting choices, but they both nailed the roles.
Blimey...Fiona Fullerton was 29 when she played Pola Ivanova....so...only just shy of half Roger Moore's age at the time.....
I feel like roger Moore and grace jones is a just bit odd together 😂 I feel like irl she would snap him in two.
Although a couple of films before his final role, I think the Cary Grant comparison would be more apt if we consider Charade rather than Walk Don't Run, a film where he very much plays into the idea of 'I'm too old to be sleeping with young women' only for Audrey Hepburn's character to be the one who ends up pursuing a relationship with him. It really makes the relationship feel far less frivolous when they get together at the end of the film. Could have been an interesting route for A View to a Kill to have gone down, rather than seemingly trying to pretend Moore was still the same age he was in Live and Let Die.
Great video Calvin. I really dig A View To A Kill and still watch it regularly. The music is excellent. I would put it in my top 5 Mr Bond films.
Review to a kill
Interesting fact: Roger Moore had two sexual relationship with black woman. First time in the first movie(LALD 1973, Rosie Carver) and second time in the last movie(AVTAK 1985, May Day). *** Now, I must say I really-really like AVTAK(1985)! Not so much in the past, but now I really appreciate this movie! Probably the most nostalgic Bond movie ever! Not the best, but very nostalgic! It's sooooooo 1985! I was 12 years old! And I remember loving both movies: AVTAK(1985) and TLD(1987)! So, the more serious approach of Timothy Dalton/TLD was not a problem for me. Actually, AVTAK was quite serious too. Much more serious than TSWLM(1977) and Moonraker(1979)! By the way, I adore TSWLM and Moonraker! The absolute highlight of Roger Moore! I think he was really great in the last five movies(1977, 1979, 1981, 1983, 1985.)! What a charming English gentleman agent even at the age of 57! *** ATTENTION!!! Does anyone know when Tanya Roberts was actually born? Some say 15 October 1955 and some say 15 October 1949... Same with Timothy Dalton: 21 March 1946 or 21 March 1944... The greatest mystery of mankind....................
We all had our cringing age. Calvin is much more mellow now. We should appreciate Sir Moore who had entertain us since his youth till 57.
I have been watching your content for what feels like 20 years. Keep up the good quality content! Love your reviews and cheeky british humor
I really love this movie. I have quite a few nice signed AVTAK signed prices and a view to a kill duvet cover (I’m 45).
The one guy is not a sheriff. He is a San Francisco city police officer. Sheriffs work for counties (or in the case of J.W. Pepper for a parish), not cities. Sorry to be pedantic.
3:06 wooow, hope to hear more of your original dialect one day man :)
I've kinda learnt something from all your reaction videos. Its great I think that rather than us all being crazy and angry at a film like we all were back in the day, we've learnt to try and understand why a film is the way it is and not for what its not. AVTAK was very beloved from my family and 4 older brothers because it was the only Bond movie we had recorded on VHS back in the late 80's and early 90's because official VHS tapes were expensive and scarce in North Cymru (Wales) so you were stuck with what you had. This film particularly does have a cult following and their enjoyment of the film will never go away! many I know have the Zorin logo as a T shirt :)
1:59 haha thats interesting because I knew almost no one who liked Dalton or his movies (particulary LTK) back in the day!!!
The lesson is, we can all learn from each other and share our favourites and memories graciously! Ive learnt alot from you to re appreciate the surreal and whacky side of Bond movies again and enjoy Die Another Day as is :) So lets all us Bond fans not be an UZI machine gunning Mad Max Zorin and put aside our Bond Fan Police badge and celebrate our personal favourites and AVTAK over some Quiche, Red Wine and Cheese and Crackers ;) All the best Chap
This must be an earlier/different edit than I remember. I seem to recall you reacting to the Beach Boys by saying "I'll even say Denise Richards is the most credible Bond girl of all time"...Unless I'm thinking of a different review.
Yeah, if I recall correctly, this video got taken down for the usual copyright reasons so Calvin remade it.
I love this film but do agree there are some weird choices. I love the beach boys track as Bond one-ski surfs. Dr Carl Mortner always reminded of of Patrick Moore
This movie could have been improved if the writers had given the storyline more of a retirement element.
I've been onboard from the first year and it's been a fun ride. Loved your early work, but after you had finished reviewing all the existing films I thought your channel had reached it's ending, but was pleasantly surprised since with the good work you've done. You rock sir, and thanks for the great videos.
Didn't you do a second review of the film some time in 2013-14? I'd love to see you react to this one at some point
A very funny new video, reacting to your old review. of the entertaining A View to a Kill. Calvin. :)
Die another Day and the invisible car is the weirdest Bond Film but love Calvin cringing at his own review lol
DAD goes far more Sci Fi than a typical Bond.
I love Moore but A View to a Kill is at the bottom of my list. I put the terrific Octopussy right up at No. 8 though & ol’ Rog should have hung up his tux after that one.
"...in their fifties." Omg, you were such a cheeky whippersnapper!
I think some of them where quite a bit older than there fifties
I think I commented on the original video and I am still maintain. You had to be there at the time to appreciate the beach boys song… The Beach boys were having a Renaissance in the early 80s. I actually had a come back… When I was in the theater and that song came on, it was met with laughter, and then applause.
I think Christopher Walken & Grace Jones were perfect in their roles. I wish Patrick McNee was really good as well. He was the 4th actor from The Avengers to be in a Bond movie. Although Joanna Lumley was actually in a Bond movie before she co-starred with McNee in what was technically a reboot. The movie wasn't the best, or the worst. It did have it's weak points, the biggest, that Roger Moore was definitely showing his age.
AVTAK is not one of the best Bond films but like all of Roger Moore's Bond movies it is sure entertaining.
All the "Suggestive Eyebrow Raise" needed was a little boing sound effect. 😁
The one thing I remembered about your first review was the "welcome to my weekly geriatrics" part
I really do enjoy watching you as a mature, gracious young man capable of articulating nuanced opinions and being as fair as possible to all parties involved overwrite this excessively critical young punk.
He was old, not looking old.
David Bowie and Sting were approached to play Zorin, and Grace Jones was cast to appeal to 'the kids'. Duran Duran hired to do the song. Do you think that maybe this explains the weird choices in the film, attempts by an older crew to reach a market a generation or more behind them?
I do wonder if Eon saw Fatima Blush in 'Never Say Never Again' [for which the actress got a Golden Globe nomination] and thought 'were having some of that with the May Day character!
You make a good point-there seems to be a push to attract a younger market when you've got an older Bond and crew which is a strange mix [I know Bond in the 80's struggled at times, particularly in the USA]. I get a similar vibe to Die Another Day which is very '2000' in style but has Brosnan who was nearing 50 as the lead.
@@jamesatkinsonja I believe so. And so much so they revived her for Xena! Barbara Carrera was also apparently offered the part of Octopussy, so EON must have liked her style. There is a bit of culture shock and even mid life crisis going on in View To. And I love it. Grace Jones was genuinely cast to attract children to the franchise, which is hilarious.
To be fair to yourself, I think Roger Moor thought he was too old to play Bond at that point too. I think VTAK is one of my favorites because it's so weird. The show stealer is the french cab driver: Oh! My Caa!
The firetruck scene is kind of strange in a Bind film
As much as I agree that Moore was way too old to play Bond in A View to a Kill, I still think that he's terrific in the film and I don't think that it would be right if they got anyone else to play Bond for the film.
Had to laugh during the behind the scenes documentary when John Glen said that he thought Roger could've done two more films, which I think would've gone way too far.
Beach Boys is relates to surfing I think
I was extremely surprised at how restrained the reaction to the elevator scene was, guess more time needed to be allocated to reacting to the weird sex scenes in this film. I think this film has gradually been climbing my list of favourites just because of how...unusual it is.
I was also pretty surprised at how little swearing was in the old video
They should have had Mayday survive and it turned out she gave birth to a baby boy she named Bond, Chocolate Bond.
And that’s how Idris Elba could be a Bond.
This was my first Bond film and neck and neck with The Living Daylights for best Bond score.
I would have loved to be one of your old housemates
I'm in the minority because I think Tanya Roberts did perfectly fine with her character and especially the scene in the mine.
Similar to Christmas Jones, I don't think her character is well written so any actress would have struggled. It's not helped that Roger and her apparently didn't get along [he said he felt uncomfortable that he was older than her mother for example] so there isn't much chemistry.
To truly understand A View to a Kill, one must put oneself back in 1984, when MTV and music videos were at the apogee of that pop phenomenon. It was a time when Madonna became a superstar, when Michael Jackson was bigger than anyone, when Bruce Springsteen peaked, and bands like Duran Duran were the hippest thing around. This was the era of Prince, Live Aid, Bananarama, Max Headroom, mullet haircuts, Miami Vice, ...the mid-80s was a really bright, explosive, colorful Pop culture time. If you were a teenager in the 80s, you instinctively get View to a Kill immediately and probably have always been a fan. But for those who weren't dying their hair in the 80s, watching MTV round the clock, wearing those rubber bangle bracelets, View to a Kill doesn't resonate with you. Just the idea to cast David Bowie and Grace Jones literally screams MTV generation and 1984. You have to see this film through that lens. View to a Kill was super hip, cool and trendy when it was released in the summer of 1985 (or at least it very much tried to be). I embrace this film and always have. There are so many worse Bond films than View. At least A View to a Kill doesn't kill Bond at the end of the movie. Nuff said.
You are right. It isn't the worst Bond film and he does live to the final credits.
Sorry but I'll take an emotional, well acted ending to an actors 5 film saga over Roger throwing a towel over a crappy robot dog any day...
View has never been a fav of mine but I am divorced from it's original context now.
Watching your face watching your younger self is hilarious! 😄
Good fun, that's Roger Moore bond
That’s was my first watched video of yours
I love A View to a Kill with every bit of my soul but it is as close to an actual guilty pleasures as Bond ever got. I have to say that the latest Indiana Jones film gave me a whole new (serious) level of appreciation for it though: whereas Indy V to me felt dragged down by self-seriousness and self-consciousness over the age of its protagonist, AVTAK tried to make up for it by embracing the whole wackiness of the thing, hence the casting of Walken and Grace Jones. It’s especially apparent during both films’ final act, which are very similar - except that it’s Indiana Jones trapped in the Heinkel and in need of rescue, and not the girl… Modern Hollywood gotta Modern Hollywood, I guess.
I just heard that song in it's AT40 debut
It always seemed like The Beach Boys song was there because he was 'surfng'... but on the snow?
I love you reviewing, however will you be posting more over the break, like I heard the next Gardener book is really
I love that one so much
The villain
The villain accomplice
The bond girl
The kickass theme song
Also yeah Moore is looking like hes gonna replace Q instead of looking like 007
Funnily enough this film is one I come back to periodically, once you reset your expectations there is more of a guilty pleasure to be had (of course there is room for a 'James Bond on the verge of retirement' film to be done and this is not it, and it hasn't really been done, though perhaps 'For Your Eyes Only' is the closest so far in the franchise?).
The recent 'No Time To Die' was a full blown 'Bond out of retirement' story and 'Skyfall' had Bond dealing with his age as a theme but of course they were made in a very different era to the Moore films. I agree FYEO did attempt to acknowledge his age more than his two subsequent films.
Calvin you watching your younger self is hilarious
First Bond film I saw in a theater. Some of Calvin's comments are word for word what I remember Siskel and Ebert saying about the film when it debuted. I'll say that Roger Moore looked much better at 57 than I did at 57 (now 59). I've read Roger Moore actually wanted to do The Living Daylights at the last minute because he disliked the way AVTAK turned out and wanted to end his Bond career with a better film. I like the film itself and have a soft spot for Bond film where much of the action occurs in the U.S.
I’m not sure that’s true. I thought Roger decided to end with AVTAK because he didn’t want to do an eighth one. AVTAK was his least favourite of his Bond films, though.
Roger had no interest in doing another one [he seemed regret doing this one in hindsight]-Allegedly Cubby called him to say it was over and he replied 'I agree, it's time'. He takes time in his autobiography to say he knew 'View' was the last one as another book had said he was unwillingly fired from the role and he wanted to set the record straight.
I saw this one at the cinema with my dad when i was 16 and I just feel that this was one Roger Moore Bond too many - if this had been cast with Timothy Dalton we might have had something to write home about - obviously we would have had to get rid of Tanya Roberts but I'm sure we could have found someone with a little more spark (Fiona Fullerton might have been better placed for this rather than the bit part she actually gets)! Don't get me wrong I love the Avengers and The Saint, but not in the same movie and not having to suspend my disbelief so much that I could honestly believe that Britain's security rests in such 'doddering' hands!
I've always loved A View to a Kill and found it one of the most underrated Bonds. Like Modern Day Calvin would state, I'd find the movie a lot better if Bond's age was part of the story instead of ignored; that you contrast the sharpness of the 80's via technology and the popularity of Grace Jones and Walken, against the outdated older Moore, and then you have Tanya's romance become paternal... it would work.
But how much is awesome? Moore always commits to his version of Bond. May Day is memorable and her face turn is handled well. McNee is charming. The fight on the bridge is great. Walken is one of the best villains EVER. And the theme tune and Maurice Binder video is legendary.
Ultimately there's so much good to it.
Will u do reviews of your reactions of your reviews in a few years?
5:21 ⏰
1971: Hi, I'm "Plenty"; of course you are~
1985: I'm Jenny "Flex"; of course you are~
Art could have peaked that year if we'd had a John Gardner novelisation, maybe with an audio book read by a chalkboard. Shame.
While I know A View to a Kill isn’t good, it was one of my first Bond films cause of ABC movie of the week growing up. I have a ton of affection for it. Also, Calvin, you are aging like fine wine my man. Older isn’t always worse.
It's an oddball film with a lot of charm. The first half has Moore behaving like a wooden puppet, as if he's got stage fright; then he opens up in the second half and goes for broke. The film veers off on various tangents which I think are quite endearing. The vehicle chase in which Bond's car gets progressively reduced by halves is ridiculous. There are plenty of horsey shenanigans. The scene in which the stable converts into a laboratory is mind boggling and I found Patrick McNee's death genuinely upsetting. Christopher Walken is astonishing - when he's on the screen, I can't take my eyes off him. Plus, he has personality. Of all the Bond villains, I thought his character was the most terrifying, especially when he opened fire on his own employees. Oh, and there is a great title song from the brilliant Duran Duran. What's not to like?
I have to admit, this is my least favourite entry in the whole franchise.
Don't worry, you ain't the only one
Your accent has changed so much over the years Calvin,I’d completely forgotten your old voice lol.
A View To A Kill has grown on me over time... I used to really not like it, but after awhile, I've started to really like this Goldfinger remake... I don't really focus on Moore's age, although it's quite apparent when he's fighting or making love that he's too old to be doing such things. The villains are very memorable and do a good job of being properly menacing... Let's not talk about the Bond girl...
You should have reacted more to your old video when you did the skit of him talking about his recipe for quiche
I think this is the only early review I've never seen, because unlike all of the others I don't remember it at all
Calvin, when are we going to get that MI: Fallout review? Especially when you consider that Cruise at the time was older than Sir Roger when he made View to a Kill.
I notice your chat with David recently, smells like Bond book talk, so here is the next part of the story:
[Scene 2]
Down in a London tube station, the black rats fight over crumbs between the abandoned and rusting tracks. A strong smell of coal dust and oil fumes pervades. Images of yesteryear adorn the walls like ghosts haunting the spirit of the living. The atmosphere is clammy, dusty and dark, with a stiff draught from the tunnel. Footsteps echo. Shadows flicker along the damp crumbling walls. Things begin to grow brighter as Fleming turns from the old platform into the ticket office, which leads to a passages beyond. Opening a door, a similarly dusty old secretary sits busily typing, while also listening to the wireless on her bakelite headphones. She tips him a side glance and a nod. Fleming throws his hat and slightly smouldering coat over to a wooden stand, and knocks on M's door.
Sir Miles Messervy sits behind a red leather-topped solid wooden desk, surrounded by folders and dossiers, most of which show signs of being charred. He is a weather-beaten old man, grey from too many years of fighting fires in Whitehall. "Look here Fleming. What do you know about Turkey?". "The feathered kind, sir, or the Ottoman depraved sun-baked arid desert that passes for Asia Minor, sir?". "The Latter". "Well... I can speak fluent Arabic." "Good! We'll be sending you under cover as a merchant banker who is interested in buying Gold. Heinz Munchen, the head of German Military Exports, is shipping a crate of Nazi war bullion to his contact in Istanbul. We don't know who the contact is, so it's your job to find out, and replace him. The Turks are still smarting from Gallipoli, so you can't afford to make any friends. Do you understand?". "Yes sir." "I'll be honest with you... You're the seventh man we've had to send in on this mission, the others weren't fortunate enough to live long enough to find out any information. You're code will be SIS agent 007. Due to certain number of, shall we say, security risks, you'll also be using a code name as well. Given you'll be posing as a man in charge of stocks and bonds, we thought how about Mr. Bond? Is that all right?" "Bond?", he raises an eyebrow, "Very well, sir." "Splendid. Now go down to see the lab team. They'll give you your disguise, and a handful of technology gizmos we thing you might find useful." [Video Game Version: A quicktime event with witty comments, do not screw up the conversation with M]
I will eternally defend View to a Kill for having great ideas and an amazing villain. Same goes for Diamonds are Forever and The Man with the Golden Gun.
The only MWB I never got to see.
I think it would be really cool if you reacted to your old review of the 1967 Casino Royale. I can remember very little about it except for the last two minutes when youre stripping yourself half-naked swearing your head off. Would be worth it for a laugh!
Die Another Day is the weirdest
For the 40th anniversary movie they made some interesting choices
Well the overuse of cgi wasnt a good idea
I feel like
Diamonds are forever
A view to a kill
Optopussy
Die another day
And no time to die are just plain weird movies
I liked the beach boys song on the ski scene, but I also like monty Python and firesign theater so that explains my morbid sense of humor
I know this is a bad film, but I still have fun watching it. Would that make it my “gooey cheese pizza”?
You have really evolved. It is definitely a sign of our youth thinking people over 50 dont have sex 😂😂😂 On the flipside, I have always found this one entertaining. 007 meets Jonathan Steed
Snowboarding didn't exist so the inovative ski scene invoked the surfing The Beach Boys popularized. and possibly did birth Snowboarding!