As an actual A330 pilot, I feel so damn stressed just listening to this. There is A/P disconnect, Master Warning, sinkrate warning, seatbelt signs, TCAS, low speed, stall (that one is scary), A/P level off, GPWS and terrain warnings at the same time. The only way it could get worse is having the pull up and stall at the same time.
bro managed to almost hit like 3 planes in a nose dive and get to the point of slow landing speed and crashing after an over speed. give this man a medal
Sounds like he got a traffic warning telling him to climb, he began climbing intensely, stalled, entered a steep dive, and then couldn’t pull up fast enough to avoid unintentional lithobraking.
@@EastGermany-pc2lw Similiar to what @Brandon_J said, it means that the rate of decent, or even more simply, how fast the altitude meter is going down, if its too fast, the "Don't Sink!" Alarm plays.
full rundown: the man disconnected the autopilot, told the unfortunate passengers to fasten them seabeets i mean seatbelts, started over speeding the plane and started descending, climbed to avoid traffic, stalled the plane like a dumbass, started to lose altitude, started to go towards a mountain or something, and then painted the ground, while during all that contracted coronavirus. all in all an average Ryanair flight, just with an Airbus
My man was at 12.000m. Put on the seatbelt sign and went into a full dive, overspeeding between passing traffic. Pulled up. Stalled and then tried to nosedive into a landing without gear or flaps
It started off like a real flight in economy class with the coughing and plinging and transitioned seamlessly into cockpit noises. 10/10 would have flashbacks again.
omg the aerosoft A320 add-on sounds! This is awakening memories... I love it so much! Those sounds, those times, man, I wanna get back to flightsimming!
I've been in bed four hours and cannot sleep. I gave up trying and looking for something to listen to to make me tired, saw this come up in my feed. I am not disappointed.
@@G__Brtz 777 and 787 have stick shaker while being fbw, it does a great job at getting you to stop everything you're doing and focus on the impending stall
i think the reason why ryan air didnt get the A320 was because the plane would call the pilots "things" for landing too hard while the 737 goes "land me hard daddy"
The NTSB determines that the probable cause of this accident was the pilot flying’s exceptional flying skills.
He turned off the ADRs, then did some really badass rolls, and stunts. That crashing sound was probably made by a phone that’s too close to the CVR.
The pilot did some exceptional flying to make recovery (of the black box) possible
hey man cut him some slack, the pilot was obviously very sick hearing the CVR
skill issue🤓
As an actual A330 pilot, I feel so damn stressed just listening to this. There is A/P disconnect, Master Warning, sinkrate warning, seatbelt signs, TCAS, low speed, stall (that one is scary), A/P level off, GPWS and terrain warnings at the same time. The only way it could get worse is having the pull up and stall at the same time.
"Climb now" "Stall"
Well fuck me, then
What are you doing? You thought you're in a Typhoon?
@@aiosquadron bro forgot that TO/GA power isn't full afterburner 💀
@@hiroshibieren4257 💀💀💀
rip💀💀💀💀
@@hiroshibieren4257 💀💀💀
I love how the british accents really compliment the seriousness of the situation
That's a mountain innit? Well shi-
The one voice sounds like Jeremy Clarkson
@@somemusicman1600 what voice? What does it say?
@@somemusicman1600 the height one too
What's a "British accent"?
bro managed to almost hit like 3 planes in a nose dive and get to the point of slow landing speed and crashing after an over speed. give this man a medal
Top Gun 3: Maverick flies an A320
"Clear of Conflict"
Well, yeah, the conflict became a cloud of debris a quarter mile back.
@@StarkRG a320 cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong
From the sounds yup
See, when I do something like that, I get pulled over and they give me a ticket.
did bro do a full speed downwords dive
Sounds like he got a traffic warning telling him to climb, he began climbing intensely, stalled, entered a steep dive, and then couldn’t pull up fast enough to avoid unintentional lithobraking.
@@whyareyoulookinghere9135 noice
@@whyareyoulookinghere9135 Do you think someone survived?
Mans got the Germanwings black box
@@napoleonofthefrench craig i think
If you're getting a climb and stall warning, you must be doing a high ass AoA manoeuvre lmao
The sounds you hear when you try to go 1 circle with a Hornet in your A320 :P
@Evan Bushong Imagine trying to intercept an A320 and bro tries to dogfight you 💀
@@2ksnakenoodles when you realize the a320 actually intercepted you
The pilot's just trying to land the plane like a rocket tail down, couldn't get the thrust right 💀
@@2ksnakenoodles as evidenced by the ITA A330 incident, the Airbus can smash into your jet then fly like nothing ever happened
If only HMS Titanic had one of those 'don't sink' alarms.
Lmao what is that even for
@@EastGermany-pc2lw It's a ground proximity warning. Too low to the ground and needs to stop descending or sinking.
@@Brandon_J thanks
B R U H 🤣🤣🤣
@@EastGermany-pc2lw Similiar to what @Brandon_J said, it means that the rate of decent, or even more simply, how fast the altitude meter is going down, if its too fast, the "Don't Sink!" Alarm plays.
full rundown: the man disconnected the autopilot, told the unfortunate passengers to fasten them seabeets i mean seatbelts, started over speeding the plane and started descending, climbed to avoid traffic, stalled the plane like a dumbass, started to lose altitude, started to go towards a mountain or something, and then painted the ground, while during all that contracted coronavirus. all in all an average Ryanair flight, just with an Airbus
all that with a cough, wowie zowie :)
This is a great explanation
All from gpws messages
Thanks for the clarification at the end. I thought this was a Spirit recap
So it was a Spirit flight, then
POV: you’re on a flight with a pilot suffering from tuberculosis who decides to take the easy way out
We can't fight nature, we can't fight gravity
@@reeceshugrue6167 Our time has passed, john.
That Germanwings flight in a nutshell
I thought the coughing was the PTU
the coughing is just the passengers that cough every airbus flight@@luissemedo3597
0:46 imagine this being the literal last thing you hear before death, like yeah, you DIDN'T listen to the warnings, what did you expect?
The last thing you heard was the plane calling you a retard lol
it’s actually
recharge
@@monochromatic773 Yeah, it's a LITTLE late to be charging my phone... :V
@@monochromatic773 No, it's retard, I think it's to retard the Throttle handle to idle, no sure tho
@@monochromatic773 The real alert says retard which means reduce the thrust levers/engine power
i shudder to think of the movements that control column is making
So you know those ac7 psm videos
@@nonymouswisp8176 PLEASE NO DONT TRY THAT WITH AN AIRBUS
Doesn't airbus just pull down when necessary without moving the "joystick"?
I doubt there is much of a control column left
@@frozenuruguayball6436 Considering that I've just remembered that A320s have a side stick and not a control yoke I think you're right
I haven’t slept so well in so long. Thank you for this ASMR and please keep making it 😂
Glad to help
oh jusiun don't make the audios they just record ryanair landings
Wow its so calming I‘m about to fall aslee-
The pilot did
@@TiJayFLY hes been asleep for 2 weeks now, must be really relaxing
@@Jusiunnow 7 months
I got the worlds amount of work done listening to this. I finished a few university courses and even used to fall asleep in just 30 seconds
Didn't know the A320 started using kindergarten insults when you fly it badly
The callout “retard retard retard” means throttle down for landing
Yeah it's a new feature
0:47 the plane really had to call the pilot that 3 times before crashing
My man was at 12.000m. Put on the seatbelt sign and went into a full dive, overspeeding between passing traffic. Pulled up. Stalled and then tried to nosedive into a landing without gear or flaps
Wow the plane didn't have to go to personal insults over a crash landing...
This is so relaxing, i almost fell asleep! 😍 Please do one for the 737 aswell!
*GPWS INSTENSIFIES*
It started off like a real flight in economy class with the coughing and plinging and transitioned seamlessly into cockpit noises. 10/10 would have flashbacks again.
I've always struggled studying but this video helped me get my homework done. thanks.
"Climb now" "Stall"
CONFUSED SCREAMING
0:39 Typical RyanAir landing
*Stall stall* *climb now*
flashback to World of Warships:
*Fire detected* *Hull breach*
Lovely recreation of AF 447
My man going dive on an A320 at the speed of mach 0.91
omg the aerosoft A320 add-on sounds! This is awakening memories... I love it so much! Those sounds, those times, man, I wanna get back to flightsimming!
Heck yeah! Best 30 bucks ive spent on flightsims
@@Jusiun Fax man, just straight fax.
Need to set this as morning alarm
I need a 10 hour version of this
loop button: am I a joke to you?
It really helps to calm down before a long-distance trip. Thanks.
If you have some time, show this to your pilots. They’ll love this
i love how this sounds are taken from the aerosoft a320
Fell asleep instantly...adding this to my work ASMR playlist
This is fantastic. I use this when I need to study for my aviation exams.
I can literally fall asleep to this
so cozy
🤗
Lofi Germanwings 9526 beats to relax to
honestly this guy is speaking straight fax, no lies. I'd trust him tbh
i hope all passengers and crew are ok
SINK RATE SINK RATE
PULL UP PULL UP
TERRAIN AHEAD
PULL UP PULL UP
Thanks i find it so relaxing. I like it because its sounds like a normal ryanair flight.
A game of Taboo, but you're only allowed to use cockpit noises to communicate.
For maximum hilarity, a soundboard should be utilised.
I’d play the shit out of that tbh
One of the most Gen-Z memes I've ever laid eyes and ears upon.
Veryyyy relaxing sounds , I was able to sleep peacefully after so long !
I've been in bed four hours and cannot sleep. I gave up trying and looking for something to listen to to make me tired, saw this come up in my feed. I am not disappointed.
This is so relaxing, I do this every day instead of meditation now!!!
Penguins of Madagascar be flying this plane like goddamn that desce
This was an excellent use of 58 seconds of my life. Thank you for this art.
My wife kicked me out of the house because I set this up on a loop that would play in every room of our home!
This is what Air France pilots sleep to
When the pilot is sick 🥶 “turns in to a good ryanair pilot
Well well well, if it ain't my new alarm clock sound
Pov:me who stole a plane thinking that after all those simulators I'll do a fine job piloting it
When ground maintenance forgot to remove the tape from the aircraft sensor.
Wrote my Bachelors thesis while listening to this, thx! 👌
By the end the plane just resorts to insults before crashing.
This is a true masterpiece
You forgot the most important one: "WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR *bark *bark* *bark* *bark*"
Guy who is scared of flying and dogs:
A320 hydraulics spooling up during taxi: ARF! ARF! RRRRAAAARRFFF!
soo relaxing
I had a lovely sleep, thank you soo much
im gonna use this to sleep every night
The most relaxing a320 flight
00:46 Hey, that was uncalled for.
i sleep for 69 day straight after hearing this
Bro went from 2500 to 1000 feet in half a second...
I’ll be playing this song at full blast during the end of the school year
I especially recommend putting 0:46 on repeat
I think it's pretty easy to relax to this when everyone's out from decompression
The calm coughing near the end 💀
Bro accepted his fate
@@Jusiun Bro was unfazed by his imminent demise
A320: *DON'T SINK*
Pilot: WHAT? Don't think?
In full seriousness though.. A320 has the best elegant sounding cockpit in all aircrafts..
Add the f16 to it.
Its fun and games until a A320 mocks you 0:47
*pull up, pull up*
Oh yeah relax sounds
We crashing into mountain with this one 🗣️🔥🔥
This is truly relaxing, feels like I’m in the heaven now
POV: If Ryanair had A320s
I just love the fact it sounds like Jeremy Clarkson. Let’s me know he can call me that right before I perish.
i slept forever after hearing all this
Must be really relaxing then.
@@Jusiun right away
Imagine hearing that shit in First class u saved up ur whole life getting
When the silent protagonist from an Ace Combat game gets a job in the private sector.
This hit ngl fam 🥶🔥
I like how it insults you before you crash.
Perfect ringtone - progressively worse the longer you wait
for some reason this actually relax me
If Ryanair had A320s
Need a 12 hour version
0:17 “clear of conflict” …you sure about that?
Best way to wake up a captain
💀💀💀
As a 747, this helps me sleep calmly and not waste any fuel for my next flight. ❤😊
you should have added the hydraulic sounds on the A320 that's the best sound ever.
the cough is too realistic having flown the aerosoft a320 xD
Oh that’s just A320 making that sound 737 max: oh i see
i just passed medical school listening to this. THANKS!!
7/10 needs a dual input warning
Are you stupid? No
My plane: 0:46
stick shaker somewhere in there would have been great, quality regardless lol
The a320 doesn’t use a stick shaker since it uses a side stick.
Ah yes, stick shaker
On a fly by wire
@@G__Brtz 777 and 787 have stick shaker while being fbw, it does a great job at getting you to stop everything you're doing and focus on the impending stall
Yeah, so relaxing! Love it irl when we hit the ground in a nose dive!
When GermanWings💀💀💀💀
Ah yes, the Aerosoft A320...
The plane really started insulting the pilot at the end
Dude went from 2,500 to 1,000 ft in 1 second
Bro the pilot be doin flips and be playing with the switches
i think the reason why ryan air didnt get the A320 was because the plane would call the pilots "things" for landing too hard while the 737 goes "land me hard daddy"