When Did You Last See Your Money Series 2 Episode 37

we present arthur lowe john the measurer and clive dunn in dad's army [Applause] when did you last see your money featuring john larry arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guest timothy mateson here is the news and this is john snag reading it
England's green and pleasant land continues to be subjected to heavy bombing raids by hitler's luftwaffe even the little town of wilmington on sea on the south coast has not entirely escaped in fact two nights ago swallows bank itself sustained a certain amount of structural damage however the manager mr mannering is determined that a little bomb damage is not going to change the day-to-day routine
Would you like to look at those accounts now that seems to me that uh just a moment wilson has it this is the manager office you know i didn't hear you knock no sir i didn't why not there's no doors really listen i've never known a man like you for making excuses and so i said well we say no more about it now but in future i'd like you to stand just outside the door frame
By that pile of rubble and cough right well that shouldn't be very difficult all this dust about find you which is a bit drafting here close that window that's it no it isn't doesn't seem to have made any difference but it probably wouldn't you see there's a there's no glass left in it well anyway i don't know why you put up with all this discomfort i really don't
Why don't you move into the stock room that's not damaged at all moving to the stock room look wilson we see this chair yes sir this is my chair uh-huh the manager's chair yes this is my desk the manager's desk and this is my office the manager's office i am aware of that sir
I didn't become a manager overnight for those of you a long hard struggle office boy clark assistant chief clerk chief clerk assistant manager and finally manager took me 25 years to get this office wilson and no rednecked beer-swilling foreigners are going to drive me out of it by the way i think the staff are not too
Despondent about the damage to the bank working around the debris as it were oh yes yes yes business is carrying on very much as usual foreign morning mr jones business as you should i see oh yes that's right sorry about the mess ah it's all right take more than a few jerry bombs to put mr mandarin's bank out of action hey yes yes we're trying to you up as much as we can that's a ticket always remember a soldier's first rule
On active service keep tidy i should never forget when i was in the sudan we used to have little kit bags and we wore them at the back they used to hang over our bottom anyway some of the lads had odds and ends dangling out these little bats and general kitzner couldn't abide this he couldn't stand untidy behind you that's interesting mr jones yeah and i'll tell you another thing mr mr jones i'm sorry
I've got to get on with my work this man is not in a very good mood this morning because of the damage to the bank now what can i do for you well i want to pay in some money 500 pounds 500 pounds i know it's a lot more than i usually pay but you see it's not really mine you mean you've stolen it no of course not i haven't stolen it see it's like this all us local shopkeepers have been having a collection for the new servicemen's containing warmington and
Last night the chairman dick billings he brought the final amount 500 pounds round to my shop who wants to give it to you well because they made me treasurer i wanted to make you the treasurer well because i am the only one amongst them who is a butcher what's that got to do with it well i'm careful and cautious better be careful and cautious and crafty when you're counting and clipping coupons you know
Not careless anyway i'm paying the money into my account and then tomorrow i shall write out the check and present it to the mayor at the town hall oh i see right well where's the money well hang on yeah now i've got it in a packet in this carrier bag there why is it wrapped up in newspaper oh 500 pounds a lot of money in it i didn't
Want to get knocked on the head and rob to die i thought if i wrapped it up like that people would think it was half a pound of sausages i see that's a good idea joan yeah this is half a pound of sausages talking about it can't be cheese look oh oh

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