No Spring for Frazer Series 1 Episode 19

epresent arthur lowe, john le mans, around five done in featuring john larry james beck and ian lavender, with this week's guests, jeffrey lumsden and michael knowles. Here is the news, and this is john snag - reading it.
It is now june 1940 and the war carries on without mercy, as germany tries to show her supremacy in britain, the part-time volunteer army Now called the home guard has readily swung into the routine of parading. Every evening after work at warrington on sea, the first platoon d company is no exception. Anderson oldham's church hall, the parade is just starting with sergeant wilson, putting his men through their paces, stand at ease.
I thought that whole movement lacked uh, try and verve a bit more sparkle into it. Right now, dude Oh come on come on corporal jones, maybe been i'm sorry, i'm late sergeant, yes well falling in trouble in time in the future yeah I wouldn't have been late. Mr wilson, but you see the awful comes today and then said no suit.
Yes, all right, all right all right, it's been one of those days. Yes, yes, yes, we have to get on with the parade. You know.
Despite of the absence of your stewards, I promise mrs frost of the wbs. You see She was doing dumplings, you see she don't like the lads to go without their dumplings, all right, all right. The lads think very highly of mrs process.
Dumplings all right return to advanced shut. Yes, yes, yes, how are you all standing there for you know what this is? Don't you it's a raffle in it, it's a warning that the Enemy are attacking with gas. Now, what are you waiting for? I thought the arsenal were playing at home, we're still at attention it's up to sergeant wilson.
At the end, they have to take his finger out hi, sir. You will not use that sort of expression concerning my ncos, either on or off parade that understood. Yes, good at the same time, wilson, I think it is up to you to take it to Take some action.
I'd say yes right, but gas attack gas attack on the command fallout put in the gas mask all right. [ Music ] come on come on, come on, you'll have to be quicker than that. You're.
All choking right now come on walker. What's the matter with you, yeah i'm having a bit of trouble with the case, mr marion. It's the strap well come on cut your feet creeping into your Lungs.
You can't breathe, oh come here, give it to me: no, no! No! No! No! It's all right! Welcome. What have you got in there? Whiskey, sir whiskey, you realize you could be caught marshall for this. What is for sergeant wilson, wilson, oh yeah, what are you going to say about these Bottles? Uh? Are these bottles yours or are they not well yes? Sort of what kind of answer is that? Well, it's not all mine, sir.
Only one bottle I see who else is in this conspiracy? Put your hands up right sergeant, take their names, that's rather difficult, sir, but their ghost mask on. I can't see their faces. It really was.
I never knew a man like you for making excuses. Well, I suppose I Could put little chalk crosses on them and take their names later sergeant. These are fighting troops, not alibaba and there's 40 thieves.
How would it be, sir, if you declared the gas alert over all right right now, once again right now, which of you asked walker for this black market stuff? Put your hands up now, take their names wilson either. Yes, Let's see now jones got free. Fraser, hey: is there a regulation that stops the scotch man from buying whiskey you're back in the place? What else have you got in here? Your sagasa, shall I add the name mannering to the list.
Sir leave it for the moment to be you chaps. I want you all to practice getting into Your guest mask in double quick time, so they've hit the death bull discounted weapon at us, it'll be a no ball. Did you hear that junji, if he pulls it'll, be no ball? What a load of blade that he comes with stop talking in the next freezer corporations, carry on supervising the guest basketball, very good tip, you know come on go! I want you to shove, your mushy smartly, into the face Friend wilson.
Now I i bought myself something today. I've got an opinion on it there, new hat. What do you think? Oh I say? Oh, it's rather dinky.
I think this salt for the beak suits me better than the porridge cap. Oh yes, yes much better! Yes! Yes, your face doesn't look nearly so round and moon like as it Normally does. Yes, you do so much for you, I i.
I really think I must get one. Oh, you can't do that these are for officers. Yes, I might have guessed anyway, wouldn't suit you.
The jonesiness of the forage cap off sets that craggy care worn undertaker manner of yours much better. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Who's first out on patrol tonight, uh well um. According to the rotor, it should be Young pike, but his mother has reported him sick. I didn't think you were speaking to the pikes.

[@joedent3323]

Thanks for the upload.
These are great.
Merry Xmas 2022
...JoE...

[@vincentskinner3250]

Thanks too for uploading this
Listening with my dad nan and grandad

[@susansherlock6934]

I don't think this is No Spring for Frazer. Someone else has posted the audio and it's about Frazer losing his spring clip from his gun? This, I have just looked it up is A Stripe for Frazer...

[@joedent3323]

Well done! Thats some thorough Dads army knowledge and love.
I think Frazer had left the spring in a coffin 😂