reading dirty fan fictions
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- čas přidán 17. 05. 2020
- well, this was awkward. apologies for the half-ass video. gonna come back strong next video for some quality mf content. stay tuned on my twitter, snap, and ig stories. will be asking for more of YOUR ideas soon ! much love :)
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the levels of second hand embarrassment I feel for the girls/guys who wrote these is SKY ROCKETTING 📈📈LMAAOMSNSKSHSJS
I didn't write nun of theses and I'm quaking
@@aarilynfarley6263 I wanna go look for yours lmaoooo
paige walker how do we know there all girls?
FRRRR
"the volume in this bus is astronomical it is
waayyyyyyyy to loud"😂😂🙌
The way he read it😭you can tell he’s uncomfortable. His voice is so shaky and mumbled😭😭😭😭🤚🏼JAIL
I love how he hates most nicknames but never says anything about daddy LMFAOOOO
@@Estelleparker212 hehe C;
Estelle Paker 👀I-
I feel like most straight guys love being called daddæ
cause he knows hes daddy
b a b y d a d d æ
noone:
Literally Noone:
Wattpad stories: "The Italian, the Wasian"
No one*
Just one world ''racist"
@@xin_valeria2920 oop sorry, I failed English lmao
"The tall boy, the small boy, The brown haired boy, the the black haired boy"
Like we get what races their from😂😂
we ALLLLLL feel the same about this video. cringe, secondhand emmbaressment, and crying laughing.
Lmao fr... I paused the video every 5 sec because how cringy it was lmao I cant even continue. Like right now I paused it just to look at the comments and take a deep breath before continuing.
Same bruh...I can’t 😂😂
@@briramos4182 HAHAHAHAHA same
exactly
Bri Ramos Fr
No one literally no one
Mattia: reads the fanfics without a problem
When he’s done: aight that was so fucking weird
LMAO
like im not attracted to Mattia but this mans voice
Same
Literally omg💀
Like FR tho
Fr
i think that he is cute but you are tru about his voice
his face went this ⚪️ to 🔴 this sooo fast
omg 😭😭
Omg
It did tho 😭💀
Pretending he didnt like this 😌
Ikrrrr I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😳😶
“ his is my friend not my boyfriend”
Kairi punching the air😂😂😂
People on Wattpad: "my heat"
Mattia: "wtf is heat"
Me: "that's what I said"
Right
Eunoiaする literally gacha characters shi their life 9
It’s a p- uh nothing
It’s a 😺
@@kaylajones3967 thats the only reason i know what it is
I feel hella bad😭 poor baby mumbling the WHOLE time outta embarrassment and uncomfortably😭😭
💀💀💀💀💀
Mattias mom listening from the outside :
👁️👄👁️
😂😂😂
NOOOO-
💀💀
😂😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Me: pausing the video every second to pray for the authors of these fanfics
Wish I was the author 😧
When I’m one of the authors 💀😭😭😭😭
Kaela Franco oh nooooo💀😭
Bro me too me too
Kaela Franco FR FR
Mattia: he’s my friend not my boyfriend
Also Mattia’s insta story: we’re married
Fr ? I cant see it maybe he delete it
i am weird. He made that insta story a while ago
@@idktbhlmaoao oh okay wait let me check.
@@idktbhlmaoao stop spreading hate👀
Ahlam Abdy ~ how is that- eye
why am I uncomfortable. BUT IT’S ONLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN HE READS ITTTT AHAJSJSJSJSKSKSJUSHS 💀
bahaha fr when i read i’m comfortable but when mattia reads it i get so weirded out 💀💀💀😭😭😭
FRRRRRRR
Alexysss H YESSS
when i read them i still get weirded out LMFAO
Same
“This mf mattia aggressive”🤣💀
Thats how I like it (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
_.ʙᴜʙʙʏ._ I-
Buh_buh_buh_ Bacon whats wrong🥺
_.ʙᴜʙʙʏ._ I-
@@thatgurlcoley806 😀 I-
“Alvaro:choked alejandro:died roshaun:coverd his face pinto:squeaked kairi: shivered” I’m crying 😭💀
LMAODHDHYSYWUWW
KYD n Bebe PAHAHAHAHHAHA
THIS PART I REALLY CANTTTYYY
this is so uncomfortable but that’s what makes it so interesting😭😭💀
It's Jojo Siwa's birthday tomorrow...
ifkr i couldn't stop laughing😂😭😭
i cried about how cringy this was
Kim Nathasingh same
We been knew
he hates most nicknames but said nun bout “daddy” 👁👄👁
Prob cuz he likes that name... I ship Mairi so, hm maybe he’s been called that by, you know who..
@@annachild4051 TEA
@@annachild4051 I SMELL TEA
Amani Wallace 👀👀
Ikr
I keep laughing every time at “the wasian” “the Italian boy” “the tall boy” like wtf😭😭😭
imagine how happy yet embarresed the people who wrote these feel-
LMFAOOJOHSKKSK 🤣🤣
all the writers of these fanfictions “𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚“
nah they get more views
HAHAHHAAHA
IM SO GLAD HE DIDNT READ SOME ON INSTA😭😭😭😭😭I would’ve deleted my whole ass account-
Asela M LMFAO insta people are less dirty tbh dw:) i always have some popping up on my explore page but wattpad is a whole different story 💀😭
@@xoyma BHSAHAHAH wattpad is a scary place tbh
I- y’all are going to JAILL 😳
PERIODTT 😭🏃🏾♀️
Nanajean Baptiste 😭😭😭these mfkas aggressive
@@azyla-emery1317 it's the way u spelt it for me
@glimmerauqios ☠️☠️😭idk
PERIODTTTTT 🤣💀
HIS MUMBLING IS SENDING ME SHDJEJDNSJ
we love a guy that doesn’t like calling a girl mamas
Ikr it’s so CRINGYY
i agree w u so much
Lily-Mai Jobson luckyyyy
Lily-Mai Jobson when you’re lucky and unlucky as the same time
Makes me cringe so much
LMAO THE PEOPLE THAT WROTE THIS ARE DYING IN THE INSIDE 💀💀
@@-miavictoria-368 which one tho? 😭
Mia Perez which ?
Mia Perez which one
Mattia: we are going to read this together like a little happy family......
me: wtf type family is dis
😂😂😂😂
Its a step family
Family strokes
ahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl naw fr
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Me choking on the air every ten seconds
Nyanna Jones FR 😭😭😭😭😭
SAME
i can’t be the only one who cringed so hard at the first one.
Alvaro: choking
Alejandro: dying
Roshaun: covering his face
Meee: all of the above
SAMEE💀😂
Same🤣🤣
Same
Same tho
Fr
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING(second hand) BUT ONY WHEN HE READS IT
Like fr😭
Nakiyah Holliman YES
mattia: why all the stories gotta make me the top
me: so your a bottom?
lmaooo
No Kairi is the bottom
@@emmalizze8720 yeah but hear me out: kairi: bottom
mattia: switch
ale: top
so if its w kairi hes topping but hes bottoming w ale lmao
*Petra Simu* ok i could def see mattia being a switch lmao
Surai johnson samee
HAHSJDJAJDJ PLS TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE OF HIM READING IT
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HAHWJWHWH
NO I FELT THAT TOO
Omg I kept pausing it and it taken me abt an hour to get through the first 5 minutes😂😂😂
I did too sadly😔
I HAD TO PAUSE IT . OR I WOULD LEAVE THE VIDEO ABAHAHHA ITS SO AKWARD
Mattia: "I will never say baby girl in my life"
Me: "okey, just call me wifey"
Or Mamas 😂😂
@@NyeTingzzz ohcrap. I like that too shizzz
still cringe
xx. shryl hahahahhahahaha 💀
Why was he low-key blushing 🥰😂
mattia lowkey wished he was actually in the smut
Omg fr 😂
Oh my-
diana elizabeth i-
NOOO-
I-
Mattia: Kairi is not my boyfriend
Kairi: hEaRt bEEn bRoKe sO mAnY TiMeS I. I...
ITS ME ACAJA don’t know what to believeeEeE
I wEar My HeArT oN mY sLeEvEs
@@biancachyne1930 So ITs BesT I PuT mY HEaRt On IcE, hEaRt On ICe
Wait omg Idk the restttt lmaoooo im sorry guys I betrayed y’all😔
Kassandra Faye Isabel Cercado KAKSKSKSSKJDJD SAME-
“we don’t like each other like that” *says it while blushing*
LMAOO IK
he’s such a good liar 🥰
Y'all are too much for me 😂
Why i feel like he was blushing the whole video lmao
anyone else just reading through the comments to feel less awkward haha 😅
Yes
Yes
Mhm
yep
Doing that right now 😭
Nobody:
Me: *Pausing every 5 seconds just to cringe* 👁👄👁
Same
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MEEE
Me tho😂
ONGGGG
nobody:
me: pausing every 5 seconds bc i can’t stop cringing
I cringed the whole time lmao
LITTARY ME!
OMG ME!!! I legit have never heard of this app he’s using 😂 HOW CAN PPL READ THIS STUFF
Sameee
Me‼️
Mattia :”stop shipping me with kairi he’s my friend”. Also mattia : *putting in the insta story* “kairi is my husband and we are married “
nobody:
Me: scrolling down the comments to see if the boys commented
BRO I DO THAT EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO
HELP WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD HIS VOICE AND WHY IS IT DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT BYE-
Yea same, I thought he would sound sweaky
@@noonecares1221 SAME KMFSIAUSSH
when your mom says “read a book”
mari LMAOOOO
HAHA
the only books that entertain us 😉😭
okay but why dose she ask me of a summary of it
it do be like that doe
Y’all can see him blush so hard at the beginning of the “sMuT” 😳😭.
“ArE yOu LoSt BaBygOrL”
AHHHHHHHH
OMG
NO IM NOT-
NO SIR
LORD HAVE MERCY
No cap i want to see him and Kairi read Mairi fanfics. Just to see their reactions.
RIGHTTTT
Yh das 4 tru
mattia parents hearing this shit while eating dinner: 👁👄👁
LMAO💀💀
IM DEAD LMFAO
IMAGINE GIANLUCA OMG
LMFAOOOO🤣😭💀
LMFAOO
The people that wrote these fanfics:
This is so HUMILIATING
16:12 “why do all these stories make me the top” uhm are you saying you’re a bottom? I-
ONG LIKE-
i’m cringing so hard i have to stop it every like 5 seconds to stop myself from going red 😭
ive been waiting for this one. TURN IT UP
Rat 💀😭
HAHHAHDHSJJAHAGAGSHAHWH
BAHAHAHAGHH😭💀
i love u rat
HAHAHHA
what the actual hell is going through ppls minds when they write chiz like this I-
RIGHT TF
*Waffles* OMG EXACTLY!! IVE NEVER READ THIS APP THING AND IM LIKE “HOW THE HELL?!?!”
I actually have it and besides the incredibly cringey stories, there’s actually great ones. They’re interesting and raise up your standards and expectations in people so
CHIZ😂😂
FR LIKE IM SCARED FOR MATTIA , IMAGINE BEING WRITTEN ABOUT SEXUALLY BY A PERSON YOU DONT EVEN KNOW 😭😭💀
The people who wrote the fanfics: 👁💧👄💧👁
This makes me want to ✨d i e✨
✨twins✨
Uncomfortable doesn’t even describe how I feel about this. Also thank you guys for the likes
annabelle wohiho arr you okay 😬
annabelle wohiho
Woah... another 9 year old who likes Mattia a little too much. Shes not talking about him. Shes talking about the fan fictions
annabelle wohiho damn I was talking about the fan fiction not him
Also I know these fan fiction take a long time to do and I appreciate that but I’m just uncomfortable.
Joanie France bro I was like damn you really got that lil 9 year old heated 😂 ahhhhhh I bet she that same 9 year old that stans zoe laverne(Perot no hate toward zoe L. tho)
no body:
literally no one:
mattia: this mattia guy’s aggressive
Lmao😂
Lmaoo
that shit was lowkey funny💀💀
omg i diedddddd
Shut the fuck up bitch 🦋✨🥰💓🧚
"mamas" "babygirl" "daddy"
Me : damn, i feel so uncomfortable rn😂
aslo me : watching the whole video and laughing😂❤
“we’re playing truth or dare” *glares at the camera* 💀😂😂
Mattia: I will never say baby girl in my life... him last night to kairi: baby Olaf... baby girl
I'm dead😂
Periodt 😂💖✌🏻
omfg😂😭😭
Haha🤣
I can’t 😭😂😂♿️
Ngl is it just me or like he seems so mature for his age and stuff
most def. i’m so glad he’s learned from his mistakes.
it’s not just you
Yes
too mature
def
You look so disappointed and uncomfortable reading these😂😂
I was watching something completely unrelated, how the hell did I end up here-
“this mf mattia is aggressive” bruhh😭
nobody:
mattia:”lemme get comfortable”
also mattia:”these r words i do that to videos”
😭😭😭😭 pls send help
Nobody him: mumbling the whole time
Me: 💀💀💀 I’m crying 😂😂😂
I’m literally laughing so hard😭😂
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Mattia: I’m not doing that to words...I only do it to videos
Me:don’t we all
chile...... anyways -😶
😳
Mattia: me and kairi are friends
The fandom: aRe yOu sUrE aBoUt tHaT * pulls up all mairi moments *
manymanymanymanymany moments*😂😭💀
manz also said it while blushing
I MEAN WE CANT MAKE THIS UP THERES SO MUCH PROOF
I just came from ur tiktok
@@jasmin-es1gw yesss
The people who made the fan fics b like: 👁👄👁
me in the corner knowing i made one
Aniya Geiger really which one?
@@No-ux6yl omg which one? and how do you feel right now?
@@shamailabashir5907 lemme not expose myself ;)
i'm trying so mf hard not to laugh bc my parents are watching a movie rn.
Why did this make me so uncomfortable, especially bc he was reading it 🥴
HE SAID HE WOULD NEVER SAY MAMAS WHEN HE CALLED KAIRI MAMAS I'M DEAD 💀
He really did 😂😂😂?
Can i know the time stamp ?
@@ddami.e On tiktok when he was sending snaps
mattia: "don't ever make me say mamas"
me: *thinks about all the fanfics i've read where they've made him say mamas* 0-0
holy shit i've never gotten 500 likes u-u o-o
Same
Same
Same
“Why do they always make me a top”
He called us family 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 me lowkey simping for him 🥴🤭
No body:
Not even Casper the ghost:
Mattia: *what am I? A SiMp?*
14:42 dont mind me.
Me: yeah
WHY IS IT SO DETAILED WTF
WELCOME TO WATTPAD 😭😭😂
welcome to the world of wattpad where if you even breathe they well detail it in the most ways possible 😌
this wasnt as bad if anything the mairi shit was pg 13 ppl write sum X-rated shit about mairi they be getting detailed asf *-*
But they can’t write and essays for shi
BRUH FR
Why do I feel like he’s my old 2nd grade reading teacher
he gonna be a simp when he meets a girl that makes his stomach do flips every time he sees her
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Mattia: I will never say baby girl
His alexa: am I a joke to you?
WAIT- I REMEMBER THE LIVE
PERIODT
Lmatfooo
A MOMENT I FORGOT-😭😭😭
LMAOOOO
The worst part is that these are the innocent one 😭✋🏼
Fr
For real 😭😭
I said the same thing😭😭
TRUE
Mhm JAIL😭😭😭😭
me every 10 seconds: *pause.....*
Nobody:........... Mattia: “Just ppl paying for his fans only”
He has one
Iyonia Love idk. I was quoting the video.
Ariana Valette oh ok thx
@@iyonialove8931 GIVE ME THE LINKKK!!!!!
he doesn’t have one chile he’s a minor
mattia: “i WiLl NeVeR sAy BaBy GiRl”
me: “but you called alexa baby girl
Alexa is an exception
alexa is superior
kairi too in many posts👀
When you name Alexa 😙😂😂
MANUELA SPERTI BB he called kairi mamas in one lmfaooo
Nobody:
The second story: Alavero choked, Alejandro died, pinto squeaked, and kairi shivered
Edit: roshaun covered his face
U forgot roshan😤
JMM I’ll add him 😭
@@lifeofjas259 good😤🤚🏼
these likes 👁👄👁
7:41 it's like he didn't realize he said mamas until it came out his mouth
He be cussing every sentence 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao I’m dying😂😂😂😂
acting like he's never gone on wattpad smh we all you've had a peek
Abigail Omage FR he deadass said “that’s my favourite thing abt wattpad:)” as in he’s been on there before 😭😭
court clements when did he say that?
@@mollyiscool5008 he was on live once with zarbruh and they were both reading wattpad stories
exactly
Molly Jean also in this video, when he was reading the first fanfic he commented abt how that’s what he likes abt wattpad, that they can make him different than he actually is
mattia’s more strict about using commas than my english teacher-
bitch I see u havent met me HAH
Scarlett Meadows Lmaoooo
I’m barely past 5 minutes... it’s so awkward 😂
A mini fanfic(plis dont kill me. I also hate myself): mattia switched off the camera and stayed up to 3 am reading his wildest dreams on wattpad...
Umm chille... this should had stayed in my brain drafts like math problems.
imagine the people that wrote the fan fics see this
They did they saw half of the live w zarbruh but they say that they coudnlt take what they wrote lmaooo
They are going to write their fanfics based off of this video now
AHHH.😭
I ONLY STAYED TO GET YOU MORE VIEWS SO BE GRATEFUL
I didn’t write one of the ones he read but i did write one 😳
*Mattia: We are friends please don't ship us*
*Also Mattia: sO tHeRE's KaIRi, mY hUsBaND!!*
I want the nj boys to read these together
Hehehe
LMAO FR
Mattia: “I wouldn’t do that to words... I do it to videos”. Me:😳 sir
I never knew his voice was so deep its kinda cute ily
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Alvaros face: •~•
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Nj Mosario 🤣🤣🤣
mattia: kairi is not my boyfriend
kairi: “hEarT beeN brOkeee sOooo mAny tiMezzz”
💀
Florette Sumo lmfao 💀😂
Florette Sumo LMAO
Florette Sumo oml😭
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Mattia: I will never say “baby girl” in my life me: um you just said it hahahaha
I felt second hand embarrassment watching this.