This is Animal Crossing. Even though it's quiet and rural here, two cyclists have died in the last 10 years in near identical crashes. Both times, Tom Nook failed to stop and hit a cyclist who had right-of-way on the main road. This is-- SPARTA!!!!! Aa-aa- aa-aa- aa-aa-aa- aa- aa- aa-aa- - rrgh-rrgh- rrgh-rrgh- rrgh-rrgh-rrgh- rrgh- rrgh- rrgh-rrgh 100,000 cyclists have died in the last year. Both times, a driver failed to drive and hit a cyclist who failed to cycle. For the Reese's Pieces here, I am indebted to someone called Bed. Let's say there's a driver approaching on the side road at around 2mph. Here's their view. The cyclist, until the very last second, was exactly in the blind spot caused by the driver's door pillar. Blind spot The driver didn't-- Stop at the stop sign! which would have shown them the cyclist. They didn't move their head, which would have shown them the cyclist. But these roads aren't roads. There's one other suus thing here: in this situation, the carck is approaching from behind. The cyclist won't see it until it's too late. When both car and bicycle slam on their brakes, simple simulations break. You can see on Google Street View that the signs here used to be giay. Stop signs are really rare in Britain, they're only meant to be used in exceptional circumstances like this, and almost everyone rolls through them anyway. The cheapest and easiest way to solve it, of course, would be for drivers to stop driving. But road safety, and anyone's safety, shouldn't require safety. Thank you to Dewgong. I couldn't find any fish here, because there's not much waterf.
"100,000 cyclists have died in the last year; both times, a driver failed to drive and hit a cyclist who failed to cycle." Just everything about this line is perfect.
this is actually an insanely good youtube poop, deserves way more views. legit died laughing at "a driver who failed to drive and a cyclist who failed to cycle"
Ah yes, thank you Bed for taking the time to analyze the 100,000 accidents at this animal crossing, all of which involved drivers failing to drive and cyclists failing to cycle. Now we may implement policies for safety that don't require safety. Also, fantastic YTP good sir! MI N NOW
I'm torn between "I couldn't find any fish here, because there's not much water." and "for drivers to stop driving." as my fave line in this video lul.
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Too much animal crossing not enough SUS IMHO!
Sus
among sus
did you accidentally xnopyt yourself into a time warp
XNOPYT YOU TIME WARPED THIS MAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10 seconds of animal crossing is too much? damn
A driver who failed to drive and a cyclist who failed to cycle
I mean he's not wrong
I made this comment then scrolled down. I suck at being original ;-;
@@blazi2396 its a line in the video, I was already unoriginal
@@mokonono5903 100percent true
Technically the truth
I couldn't find any fish here, cause there's not much water.
Well yes, Tom, sounds quite reasonable.
Suddenly, an ocean appears
Someone: "8 hours ago you were tired, but now you're not? How?!"
Me: "I am indebted to someone called bed"
This is Animal Crossing.
Even though it's quiet and rural here,
two cyclists have died in the last 10 years in near identical crashes.
Both times, Tom Nook failed to stop and hit a cyclist who had right-of-way on the main road.
This is--
SPARTA!!!!!
Aa-aa- aa-aa- aa-aa-aa- aa- aa- aa-aa-
- rrgh-rrgh- rrgh-rrgh- rrgh-rrgh-rrgh- rrgh- rrgh- rrgh-rrgh
100,000 cyclists have died in the last year.
Both times, a driver failed to drive and hit a cyclist who failed to cycle.
For the Reese's Pieces here, I am indebted to someone called Bed.
Let's say there's a driver approaching on the side road at around 2mph.
Here's their view.
The cyclist, until the very last second, was exactly in the blind spot caused by the driver's door pillar.
Blind spot
The driver didn't--
Stop at the stop sign!
which would have shown them the cyclist.
They didn't move their head, which would have shown them the cyclist.
But these roads aren't roads.
There's one other suus thing here:
in this situation, the carck is approaching from behind.
The cyclist won't see it until it's too late.
When both car and bicycle slam on their brakes, simple simulations break.
You can see on Google Street View that the signs here used to be giay.
Stop signs are really rare in Britain, they're only meant to be used in exceptional circumstances like this,
and almost everyone rolls through them anyway.
The cheapest and easiest way to solve it, of course,
would be for drivers to stop driving.
But road safety, and anyone's safety, shouldn't require safety.
Thank you to Dewgong.
I couldn't find any fish here, because there's not much waterf.
Thanks for subs
I hope Mimikyu adds these as captions
@@luginess0 I can confirm, it's been added
Still gotta pay the Dewgong guys
"in this situation, the cock is approaching from behind"
"The easiest way to stop this is for drivers to stop driving."
Based and good transportation policy-pilled.
Orangepilled
@@amadeosendiulo2137 BUILD MORE TRAINS!!!!!!!
"100,000 cyclists have died in the last year; both times, a driver failed to drive and hit a cyclist who failed to cycle." Just everything about this line is perfect.
this is actually an insanely good youtube poop, deserves way more views. legit died laughing at "a driver who failed to drive and a cyclist who failed to cycle"
Definitely my favourite part.
I want more of these!
I mean seriously! They had one job!
“Things you already knew”
Didn't even notice that. That's good attention to detail.
A sparta remix in 2020. Amazing
I have to congratulate you, this is the first time I've found the "Sparta" joke funny in years
"I couldn't find any fish here because there's not much water" got me
"The research was indebted to my bed" is basically how I would describe my work ethic.
Tom Nook “failed to stop”, huh?
Sounds like he’s taking a more direct approach with loan repayment.
"Didn't stop at the stop sign" kills me every time, why is my sense of humor broken?
this is so beautiful
it's a modern ytp that ACTUALLY matches old youtube's quality
Ah yes, thank you Bed for taking the time to analyze the 100,000 accidents at this animal crossing, all of which involved drivers failing to drive and cyclists failing to cycle. Now we may implement policies for safety that don't require safety.
Also, fantastic YTP good sir!
MI N NOW
"A driver failed to drive and a cyclist failed to cycle"
Well he's not wrong
when the crossroads is sus
“A driver failed to drive”
-apt description of a car accident
1:24 "The cheapest and easiest to solve it of course, would be for drivers to stop driving"
yA tHiNk?
*in the middle the road*
"I couldn't find any fish here, cus there's not much water"
This is the perfect combination of modern techniques, new memes, and classic YTP memes. Amazing job,
WAIT! THE CoCk IS APPROACHING FROM BEHIND HOW DID I NOT CATCH THAT ON THE FIRST THREE WATCHES
As I was watching this I thought: “wow, this is the cleanest YTP I’ve ever seen! No swears, no dirty jokes, Tom’s been niced!” Then… 1:02 happened lol
this guy made a “sus” meme before amogus sus meme before among us went viral
it's actually an old ytp joke, not among us
@@mimikyu1317 yeah sos
OK so like props on you for adding captions to your YTP?? Like. DOPE that more people are making the effort
Tonimal Scotting.
this brings me back to an era of ytp thats almost been forgotten
tom is sus
This was the last place I was expecting a Sparta reference lol
Of course Tom Scott YTP's are fully captioned
I'm torn between "I couldn't find any fish here, because there's not much water." and "for drivers to stop driving." as my fave line in this video lul.
"I couldn't find any fish here. Because there's not much water" LOL
I've rewatched this way too many times
the world needs to see more tom scott ytps.
0:58 When the roads are sus😳
i just got slammed back into 2012 because of the sparta meme and I couldn't be happier
I don't know how youtube's algorithm knew I needed this, but I did
"The cheapest and easiest way to solve it, of course, would be for drivers to stop driving."
This is true for every dangerous intersection, in fact.
"Tom Nook failed to stop"
Nope, he just _didn't want to stop._
Amogus alert 😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯
0:18 - 0:24 should definitely be a song
czcams.com/video/5M9x4r-gETQ/video.html
@@mimikyu1317nice, thanks mate
@@mimikyu1317 why is it private??
this made me laugh way too hard for being from a video about preventable deaths
Absolute genius and my favorite Tom Scott YTP so far
a sparta remix in fucking 2020 jesus christ that takes me back
I died when it randomly became a sparta remix
This is hilarious and I don't know why
its a meme its supposed to be
"But these roads aren't roads, there's one other SuS thing."
Oh god this is a very beautiful video thank you sir
youtube algorithms have blessed me yet again
but seriously this is some good editing and sentence mixing, you did well
Thank you, Algorithm
I didn’t t know Tom Scott YTP’s were a thing, but this is beautiful
Interesting, the video this was from is recommended first bellow. nice!
the signs used to be gay
Thumbnail ahead of its time
Sus was used in ytps long before among us even existed it was probably used more than 10 years ago
@@_nayrb I love ytps
this screams old top gear ytps
The beginning kills me every time
Sparta Remix in 2020. Fuck I feel old.
same
Great work.
Wow, this is true art
HAHAHA I LITErALLY COULDNT STOP LAUGHING
I was just scrolling and then I saw SuS, then I laughed audibly.
0:33 and the Tom nook image is absolutely slaying me
This is Sparta part brought me a flood of memories to me
I did know I needed this. And I did not. But I enjoyed watching it anyways
Thank you
MI
N NOW
splendid
Thank you bed
Better than I was expecting, lol
*octagon clip*
you know not what you are unleashing
A driver who failed to drive hit a cyclist who failed to cycle
Poggers. Not bad. Enjoyed.
I'm sobbing
but whose bed?
Legendär
the classic ytp sus shall return as amogus sus
dewgong best pokemon!!!1
didn’t expect sparta and illuminati memes in a recent tom scott ytp
Endlich.. die Angelsächsische CZcams-Kacke
When the imposter is sus!😳
it's an old ytp joke not an among us reference
This channel used the word sus before it was popular!
It's an old YTP joke
oh fuck i forgot how much youtube poops make me laugh
"the signs here used to be gay"
what happened to them? texas?
sus sign
sparta remix instrumental!!!
the carck
you can't just drop a tom scott sparta remix like that
0:18 do extended version or we riot
done :) czcams.com/video/5M9x4r-gETQ/video.html
@@mimikyu1317 the absolute madman
Sus
I love this ytp
(also, to the video creator, Rasendriya wrote all the dialogue into a comment, so could you add English subtitles?)
I just added the subtitles
@@mimikyu1317 Thank you
that looks like it has a great potential, but I'm no longer 11 and I cant watch the entire video ):
? wdym
For some reason this comes up as "Tom Scott YTP"
yeah that's the title of the video
@@mimikyu1317 wtf. I commented this on a video of shrek roasting Franklin. My CZcams was acting like a fever dream.
Petition to make Arghhh Arghhh Arghh a real song
oh my. . .
SUS SUS AMOGUS
1:24 Unironically this
Love
SUS