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#shorts - Hry
"Hello, are you interested in both riding a motorcycle and playing a piano?"
- Yamaha
Or would you like an exhaust system for your Lexus LFA?
@@nahbro104 "What's that? You're putting a twin turbocharged V8 engine from a Volvo SUV into a featherweight supercar? You're crazy Noble, I love it!"
Or cutting peoples fishing lines with a propeller on a boat
I have one of the best euphoniums on the market made by yamaha
I actually saw a Yamaha building, and I was like "Hey, a piano factory!"
My brother said that it was not that
I was very surprised.
Wait till Badger figures out that Texas Instruments helped make the Javelin Missile into a thing
So you’re telling me, that the people that makes calculators, are the same people that made the rocket propelled grenade for the Javelin missile launcher. Ah, Capitalism.
Or that Activision was the one that made both Transformers games and the deadpool game with High Moon and also made Battleship, based off of the board game and its own movie, into a video game
And guided systems for dumb Mk82/83 bombs.
Diversify your business, ladies and gents. Welcome to the military industrial complex.
Ukrainians probably used Texas Instrument produced calculators to see how many russian tanks they destroyed with there javelins over the last 7 months
Yes
Toasters can neutralise people too. The forbidden bath bomb.
A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply!
@@rayanderson5797
GIVE ME A SATURNITE POWER FIST
well in that way its a literal bomb
Or you mix a GE gas stove and a GE toaster using a GE manual for a GE explosion
Goddamn lobotomites @@Ltriggered
Correction: The GAU-8 isn't on the A-10. The A-10 is attached to the GAU-8.
The World: Airplane with guns
America: Big Fucking Gun with wings
I don't think a lot of people realize how true this is, but anyone who was curious about it or has that one military otaku friend knows this; the A-10 was literally designed AROUND the GAU-8A Rotary Cannon. A gun so badass the engineer who saw it said "We need to make this shit fly".
@@DTSephirothAnd the backward thrust from recoil when firing the GAU-8 is actually more powerful than one of the A-10’s two engines.
@@cardinalhamneggs5253 Yup. The plane literally slows down when it fires, making any strafing run a little bit trickier than normal.
@@Dontgetinmywayhas the same energy as
Almost every country: as state with an army
Prussia: an army with a state
"Toasters, Machine Guns, it's all just engineering."
500 IQ quote
STEM majors be like.
Yup
💀bruh
Funny thing is, I am a STEM Major.
haha Siemens is totally only producing washing machines and fridges
"This one removes stains. This one creates them."
both remove stains. One on your clothes the other the stain of America's enemies....or british people
Agreed.
"This one removes stains." "This one removes threats to are nations security and freedom."
When you think about, it also removes stains
This one clean clothes. This one clean house
One spins to clean
One spins to cleanse
lol
*SNNRRK!
Honeywell makes both air conditioners and Nuke storage systems
The guy reading the washing machine manual sounds like he's had to explain it for the one hundredth time, and twitch chat's acting like twitch chat.
“This is not a washing machine Manuel,” he says for the same hundredth time.
Agree
Ba
Imagine using twitch
@@xrexkinectthere are 31 million active daily twitch users and 122 million active daily CZcams users. you're also both cut from the same cloth
"One clean clothes and the another one clean zones"
Oh god of fuc
Lol
It's the same picture
Nice rhyme
And jews
General Electric really said "All our products gonna SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"
“Yes that one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear it’s really not that complicated” got me rolling
You mean “got me spinning”
"Y'all want a tractor?" -Lamborghini
@AlphaDelta "Yes, yes, we make fine 'tractors'" - Porsche, 1940
Yes
Glad someone actually knows. Lamborghini started out making Tractors.
"Yes, I believe I do" - Jeremy Clarkson
that shantae pfp 😂
"one spins to make things clean, and one spins to make things disappear" probably the best quote ever about GE
It's probably the same thing their lead engineer said when asked "WHY?"
Followed by a "oh, proceed then" from the higher ups
Avgeeks on their way to add "one spins to push the plane":
Both make things dissappear the dryer makes socks dissappear into the sock universe
Both can do the same. The gau-8 can clean the gene pool of anyone living near it while the washing machine can make whatever loose sock disappear.
@@theblubanshee8027 That is why I use Runes.
To prevent a tear in reality.
*(actual tip, stick a sock in a net that has a zip, or can be sealed, it's the Runes I use to keep them leaving Midgard.)*
More like “that one spins to make stains disappear, and that one spins to make living things disappear.”
That one spins to make something clean that one spins to make something disappear got me dieing
Well, he ain't wrong
“It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Lockheed Martin.”
It's ac-130 above
"Its a bird! Its a plane! no! its... its... its gone...? Ahhh, lockheed martin engineering"
“It’s a bird!, It’s a plane!, It’s a toaster!”
"Ohh noooo" -Terrorist
@@sirsawtooth4044 “*outruns missile*” - America
"That one spins to make something clean that one spins to make something disappear."
Fucking genius writing.
yeah, if you're a moron lol
It's really not that complicated
nah both spin to make things disappear like your life and your sock
I lost it at that part too 😂
Yes
"If it spins it wins" - GE probably
General Electric: look what we got
Samsung: 💀💀💀💀
"This one cleans the sheets. *That* one cleans the streets."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Depends on what you mean by "clean."
@@PolymurExcel Removes debris.
Bruh, there is no street after the second one is done spinning
How about:
"This one eliminates stains, this one eliminates the block"
One cleans your uniform.
The other "cleans" your enemies uniform.
nah, they clean the enemy off the earth
One cleans your uniform
The other cleans the uniform off of you 😂
*"cleans what inside the uniform"
@@kitsunemesis yes
@@josephvanhaaften7710 lmao
"Capotalism is... weird!"
Never have I heard a more concise and accurate summarization of Capitalism
Hey, if you can make something good enough, that people will buy it to use it, you have succeeded in capitalism.
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear " LMFAO
TheRussianBadger the type of Whippersnapper to have an Angel and Devil version of himself pop up when making a decision
Both of which are morally questionable at best
You did not just say: “Badger, the type of whippersnaper.” You did not just say that.
It mostly takes the form of the white and yellow box you see in the deadpool comics
I like the Badger that explains more
@@itsyaboiLegend If only your mega pixels could help you now buddy
"One spins to make something clean, the other spins to make something dissapear, it's really not that complicated." Best quote ever lmao
Nope, it's not even funny
@@spikelee5716 what exactly do you gain from posting a comment like that? Just because you didn't find it funny doesn't mean others will.
@@xoton302 Yea I ended up getting a good chuckle out of it. But I'm also doing laundry as I am listening to this.
@@spikelee5716 ok
@@bigrayofsunshineGGLG is it a GE
Singer making your sewing machines and arguabely one of the best handguns in history.
They make everything. They are one of the biggest manufacturers of jet engines
"yes Inquisitor, that one is to wash the unclean and the other one is to purge them"
- Adeptus Mechanicus explanining a new found STC -
The both wash the unclean, tech-priest, one just does it with the God-Emperor's light
@@TaosoftheVoid The other with his soap
BROTHER, WE MUST PURGE GE IN HOLY FLAME
PURGE THE UNCLEAN BROTHER
@@TaosoftheVoid which I assume is a Bellicosa pattern volcano Canon
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear"
Best line I've ever heard
I was looking for this 🤣🤣
My new favorite line
I was hoping for "that one gets rid of stains in clothes that one makes stains of the pavement"
“Spins to make stains disappear”
- GE, referring to both
Couldn't stop laughing ngl
Wait until Badger figures out everything Samsung do.
Samsung makes enough hardware to equip a small army....
In a day....
God I love them.
@@FierceDeity35 They can give that army lodgings and insurance too.
One spins to make things clean off of clothes, One spins to make things clean off the face of the Earth.
*using bullets are the ultimate cleaning strategy - General Electric*
New kitchen gun
"babe wake up new kitchen gun just dropped"
@@keenanryan1213 nice
Something can't be dirty if it don't exist, so definitely agree 😂
"Yes i cleared the house.
Off the fucking map"
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear."
Never heard a line this smooth before in my entire life.
Ok.
either way the stain is gone
@@SunkenIsles It's not a stain if it belongs there.
They put the general in General Electric
I think that the gau-8 was understated in size, Dat thing fires beer bottle sized bullets.
“One spins to make something clean and one spins to make something disappear” is wild💀
"You want some groceries?"
-Samsung
Even weirder, General Electric produces trains.
More train people Horray
yes my other accounts said that and they used to make e60
Next thing you know they will start making cars lol
@@nathanadams3094 Hi
General Electric produced my tv
"That one spins to make something clean"
"That one spins to make something disappear"
I died at that
So did whatever the warthog was pointing at.
I feel like the second one should have said “this one spins to also “clean” something”
Or perhaps
“That one spins to make stains disappear”
“That one spins to make people disappear”
Me too
multi-use in 2023 be like
One thing spins to make something clean. One spins to make some place clean
One cleans your clothes. The other cleans you of your life.
I mean, "it spins to make things disappear" makes sense with my damn socks!
My guy why are you putting socks in a GAU-8
@@bei.-.o he means the washing machine
@@bei.-.o 👌 xD
@@bei.-.o I was using it as one of those T-shirt Cannons okay..... with socks, people need socks :D
@@deathartisan ah, that’s reasonable
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something dissapear" that was badass
No it vaporizes people!
@@ChrisD__ is that not what vaporizing a person is?
@@ChrisD__ vaporize is NOT the right word
One spins to make stains disappear, the other spins to make *people* disappear
I work for a company owned by GE, we are part of their energy sector specializing in Gas/Steam turbines (jet engines that are used for energy either the size of a large house, or can fit on your dinner table). GE is good at making things spin
Wait till badger finds out that texas instruments helped in the making of the Javelin FGM-148 Anti tank guided missile
"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply"
anything is a death ray if it delivers death in a ray since ray is part of a line that has a fixed starting point but no endpoint.
Its just a Heat radiation incinerator ,,, with a smaller power supply
and techincally also a light bulb
you mean microwave
@@ChlorinightS no.
microwaves use a magnetron and microwave radiation to vibrate particles within an item to heat it
toasters use metal wire + electricity to produce radiant heat that then is absorbed by the food item
Fallout NV reference?
@@rowdytaylor3666 Finally someone got it
“That one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to make something disappear”
That line is the best thing I’ve ever heard
🤯
When your enemy is the stain.
They both spin to make something disappear
Well he's not wrong.
If you think about it, both spin to make something disappear
Edit: so I can't read and accidentally copied a previous reply, ignore this
Samsung: Here's a phone, and just in case here's a tank too
That one spins to make something clean the other one spins to make something disappear
The weirdest part is that they have a random washing machine in a military base.
whoever removed it from the on base laundromat is getting smoked into the dust and then forced to wash all the camo netting by hand when sarge finds out.
▪︎
they need to test the weapons on something
@@gourdguru they told the visiting Marines to take it out because it was broken but didn’t specify what to do with it after
What do you mean weird? It's common actually.
Holy shit this ain't even a clip from a video, you made a whole original short. That's so cool
it could be from an upcoming video
Tis from an upcoming video more then likely last one was too
Is…is it canon like wait what 🤯🤯🤯
@@Yahkov-
No, it's not cannon. It's an electric machine gun that goes semi- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@@absurddive Good one!
General electric makes stains and makes stains disappear.
Porsche in 2000 : We build luxury cars
Porsche in 1940 : ... DESTRUCTION !
"Toasters, machine guns, it's all just engineering." Adeptus Mechanicus approves
Toaster is something more than just mashine ;)
@@Malod1997, mine N E U T R A L I Z E D
Flesh is weak, omnissiah improves
“That spins to make something clean and that spins to make something disappear”
- A wise soldier
I was dying when he said that😂
Tecnally both make things disappear
The fire of this gun is so heavy and fast it reduces the flight speed of the warhig significantly when fired
People do not vaporise its more like realy big cunks of minced meat
One spins to clean, the other spins to cleanse 😂
"that one clean shirts, the one clean people so shirt will always be clean"
wipes 99% dirt clean off, from the Middle East to the corner of your garage.
Mitsubishi in 2022: 😊
*Mitsubishi in 1941: 💀*
Nah man Mitsubishi still makes fighters and tanks (see Mitsubishi F-2 and Type 10 tank)
also Porsche 😅
@@sabianaum7263 yes but do you seem them do kamikaze tactics and stuff, no
@@kenzoo5416 we don’t like to talk about Mercedes and BMW
@@crowleyfff Probably shouldn't tell him about the Swedes all the civilian and military shit Saab makes. They take the armed part of armed neutrality pretty seriously.
“That one’s spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear.” God bless America
It used to be Edison General Electric, created phonographs plus movie cameras and projectors. Let that sink in.
One makes dirt disappear, the other makes people disappear
I was the 1k like :)
And the puppet spins to make enemies disappear
Both clean in my opinion
ever heard of Apaches?
-Samsung
"CAPITALISM AT IT'S FINEST"
- Senator Armstrong (Probably, idk)
when dude finds japanese companies it bouta be doomsday
mitsubishi be like
@@evanstechreviews1847 fr
Yamaha on their way to make boat motors, motorcycles, and pianos:
and pens
Samsung is on its own level
He has got the attitude of an military engineer down to a science
Is that true that the same company made that gun on the A10 warthog
@@silentnight2292 yes. General electric is well known for creating military equipment
@@coffinmyface4237 worked there and designed bunch of military engines
@Cosmic Satanas how do you know hes lying? Just cuz your overweight self isn't smart enough to be an engineer doesn't mean other people aren't.
wait till he finds out the samsung which makes phones also makes ships,missiles and their most expensive product is an artilley while having a music squad for early "over the horizon" release and they started as a grocery store.
one makes stains disappear, the other makes infantry disappear.
“Toasters, machine guns, it’s all just engineering🤷♂️” best line😂
Say it in a Russian accent and you've got that quirky weird guy who shows up at the end of the movie to save James Bond.
dude the monotone seemingly jaded USAF voice was spot on, you know hes been asked that same question at least 5 times already that day
John Morgan speaking
Or just become quite socially distant after looking at people through a FLIR before watching the white (warm) chunks fly every where
All that state sponsored terrorism and friendly fire will do it to a bloodthirsty CAS pilot
Gerber makes baby food and knives
That one spins to make something clear, that one spins to make comething dissapear. Beatiful words
"First of All, that's a Warthog"
*America Intensifies*
Fairchild Republic A10 Thunderbolt II is nicknamed the Warthog.
'Murica.
I can hear the national anthem from 10 miles
@@Sugma_Deek "Every country in the world belong to America!" - Bandit Keith, the Canadian
nice profile pic
“This one spins to make stains disappear, and this one spins to make everything disappear.”
I don’t see any difference…. One is toasting bread, another roasting dead
Underrated comment
@@night00glider hell yeah
"This one spins to make stains disappear, and this one spins to turn people into stains"
And General Electric also makes wind turbines that spins to make electricity
"That one spins to make something clean"
"That one spins to make something disappear"
-a soldier
The GAU-8 Avenger, dispensing 30mm freedom at 65 rounds per second.
Brought to you by General Electric!
Stark Industries in a nutshell
Lmao real
Real lmao
Aperture as well
wait 'til they hear about Mitsubishi heavy industries or Yamaha
2,200th like 💀
the way badger portrays the guy reading the manual is exactly how i imagine an engineer in the army sounds
It's the bored but also annoyed voice
I imagine that this is just SFM Shitposter Timeline Badger talking to Alternate Timeline Air Force Badger
As someone with an uncle who's exactly that, yeahh you're right
It's what everybody in the military sounds when civilians try telling them what things are but infact are wrong
I imagined a voice more like tf2 engineer
shoulda been "that one spins to make dirt disappear but that one spins to make you disappear"
That one spins to make smthng clean
That one spins to make smthng disappear JUST PERFECT
“This one spins to make something clean, this one spins to make something disappear” Bro 💀
should've been "That one spins to make stains on clothes disappear, this one spins to make stains on humanity disappear"
One spins to make something clean the other spins to make someplace clean
GE also made Engines for B-17 so this one spins to bomb places
“That spins to clean.”
“That one spins to turn a human into red mist.”
Tanks, Mr. Freebrams dispenser
"That one spins to clean."
"That one spins to make a bloody mess."
to be fair, after all that red mist your clothes would need to be cleaned...
BEAT ME TO IT
Eh, same diff.
Remington: sweats nervously
This company embodies “Mr. Clean”
'U guys wanna buy a tank?' - Hyundai
Copy
“You want a one-plane arsenal?” - Mitsubishi
Yo you want some Australium?
-Valve
Want to buy TV? -Mitsubishi
Want a warship? - samsung
“ that one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to make something disappear “ got me dead on the floor😂
Where’s the body I need that frontal lobe I’m starving
they both spin to make something disappear
So that's how Houdini did it
Honestly I was expecting him to say "that one spins to make stains dissappear, this one spins to make people dissapear"
@@thestoryoftoast you're thinking of a toilet
One Toasts Bread
The other Toasts People
The person who invented the Washing Machine really had some demons.
"my plane has a gun"
"Oh cool, my gun has a plane"
UNDERATED
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't get it
@@DLGanimator it's because general eIetrics makes guns so big that the plane needs to be built AROUND the gub
some planes have guns, other guns have planes
Oh, man, that's good
“That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear”
That line killed me 💀💀💀
Fr though
As it did many other people.
Pretty sure both makes stuff disappear, why else does my socks always come back alone? :3
literally
Nah
That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make the world cleaner
You can argue that they both make something clean
I remember that Singer, a sewing machine manufacturer was ordered to make firearms for the US government in WW2, they made the highest quality pistols at that time, before being put to better use on more complicated projects.
The animation, the story, the lessons…it’s all so good!
Reminds me of redvsblue
It’s not animation, it’s a mocap suit and god himself
Fellow Boris Enjoyer
An entire short in which he doesn't curse? Strange...
"That ones spins to make things clean, this one spins to make things disappear"
That's the best summary of this topic I've ever heard.
@OwO Do not click profile 🤓👆🏼
yes it shiameraise
It would've been better if it were "That one spins to make stains disappear, that one spins to make things disappear."
one cleans up stains, the other creates blood stains
Owo is a bot don’t reply it helps algorith8m
You had me at washing machine!
"i don't vaporize people i neutralize targets"
There is always that one soilder that is completelly dehumanized :(
"Yes, that one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to makes something disappear."
It was this very line that made me die laughing.
Missed opportunity 💀
Greatest line in shorts history
Yeah, I looked for a comment about this ngl
"Yes, that one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to clear something."
*Yamaha casually creating the best motorcycles after making the best pianos in the world*
Asians approve this..
Maybe not the best. But they sure are cheap and reliable.
i thought that I saw Yamaha on a motorcycle I wasn't sure tho
@@sahilrahman5066 yamaha has a gigantic motorcycle market share here in southeast asia
@BaltanSeijin Nice now buy the Piano and you will have the full set
"Yes, that one spins to make something clean and that one spins to make something disappear. It's really not that complicated."
The second. "Make that" Always gets me
I like how the character holding the manual talks in such a way it sounds like its the 5th time he has to explain this to someone today
Yeah once you explain to someone that Samsung is one of South Korea's premiere tank suppliers for the third time, it loses its magic
@@GeneGear WHAT??
@@GeneGearWHAT
@@GeneGearWhat ?
@@GeneGear okay, you're gonna have to explain more than just 3 times
The way the white-text badger is all over the place and the green-text badger is just…”I really don’t want to be here right now man.”
shitpost badger talking to retail badger
Wait till he finds out about Samsung
@@user-lh8pk1dn7f “so you mean to tell me that I CAN’T buy 200 Big Macs and make the world’s largest cheeaeburger stack?”
“(Audible sigh) Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
Fun Fact: The A10 Warthog, frame and all, was built around (literally encompassing) the GAU-8 Machine Gun.
This Gun (and the Ammo it fires) is SO big, and SO heavy, that if the Gun fires for too long, the recoil alone will stall the Plane mid-air, leading to a death dive. If you built the GAU-8 around any other flying vehicle, that bish would drop like a Clay Vase on Cement upon firing. The recommended duration of fire (level firing of course) for this Weapon is never to exceed 7 seconds in Aviation Applications, not because of the risk of overheating, but because the recoil will send you plummetting 6 feet under, all the while most experts say that you should never need to fire for more than 5 seconds before stabilizing the Aircraft. This Gun is almost as scary when you point it at someone as someone points it at you.
One spins to clean, one spins to CLEANSE.