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  • @jremaiyuhh
    @jremaiyuhh Před 4 lety +9761

    "Roy Roger, the oldest white guy to ever white"
    I agree

  • @camban
    @camban Před 4 lety +6120

    What your dad didn’t mention though was the “hard” part of Richard.

    • @tobelieve627
      @tobelieve627 Před 4 lety +27

      😅😅🤣🤣

    • @serfandterf
      @serfandterf Před 4 lety +145

      Plus his nickname is Dick

    • @subswithoutvids-dw6dv
      @subswithoutvids-dw6dv Před 4 lety +15

      @@serfandterf Really?

    • @serfandterf
      @serfandterf Před 4 lety +76

      @@subswithoutvids-dw6dv yeah, that's a pretty common nickname for Richard.

    • @serfandterf
      @serfandterf Před 4 lety +100

      @Robin Nilsson lol, Dick Wang does have a certain ring to it though.

  • @Joke79
    @Joke79 Před 4 lety +8712

    "This woman is really funny actually"

  • @chocchipcookiegirl
    @chocchipcookiegirl Před 3 lety +2128

    guys: Kevin, James, Daniel, David
    girls: Amy, Vivian, Jennifer
    I swear haha

  • @MacMafia
    @MacMafia Před 3 lety +4003

    "dad, why'd you named yourself Richard?"
    "because I want to be rich!"
    "that makes so much sense"
    that pun flew over my head

    • @merlejones3561
      @merlejones3561 Před 3 lety +10

      Har Har Har ..... When ever I want to get under my Grandson's skin I holler RICHARD GET OVER HERE....wait for it ☺

    • @mayursanghvi5480
      @mayursanghvi5480 Před 3 lety +15

      I don't get it, can you explain?

    • @merlejones3561
      @merlejones3561 Před 3 lety +33

      @@mayursanghvi5480 I tease my grandson by calling him Richard cuz the nickname is "DICK!" When out walking I'll shout TOMATOE as code for catch up. Get it , ketchup 😋

    • @mayursanghvi5480
      @mayursanghvi5480 Před 3 lety +33

      @@merlejones3561 Thank you very much for explaining, but I was asking Mac mafia about the pun he is talking about. Your joke is hilarious too, actually.

    • @MacMafia
      @MacMafia Před 3 lety +170

      @@mayursanghvi5480
      the pun there was:
      "that makes so much sense (cents)"
      which is related to his dad named Richard because he wanted to be rich.

  • @robertlefeaux
    @robertlefeaux Před 4 lety +3307

    I asked some of my Chinese friends one day about how they get their English names when they emigrate here. I was curious if their parents assigned them or if they got to choose their own. They all responded with the same answer, that they went through a huge list and just picked something that sounded good in English and that's how I have Chinese friends named Conan and Pierre.

    • @jgao
      @jgao Před 4 lety +225

      More specifically, the name list is from elementary school English classes

    • @Cashyoso
      @Cashyoso Před 4 lety +607

      My friend from college is an international student from china. I shit you not he named himself “Robinhood”

    • @epanecka
      @epanecka Před 4 lety +99

      @@Cashyoso That's amazing

    • @jessicamayne3394
      @jessicamayne3394 Před 4 lety +205

      I met a lady who named herself “Dragon”

    • @hefeibao
      @hefeibao Před 4 lety +103

      Lots of girls named Eileen, Sheila, and Wendy too, at least mainland. I mean, you need a name that laolao can pronounce.

  • @KevinWeiTV
    @KevinWeiTV Před 4 lety +2066

    Don't get me started on how many other Kevins I've met

    • @kf4747
      @kf4747 Před 4 lety +29

      Wassup

    • @ericshun2552
      @ericshun2552 Před 4 lety +53

      I'm Vietnamese and I got about 10 of them in my family, 12 if you include Kelvin.

    • @trcs3079
      @trcs3079 Před 4 lety +36

      Asian English names; James, Kevin, john, Peter, Jenny, Anna, annie, linh, Kim, Tony and the list goes on 😂 Probably missed heaps

    • @distortdude80
      @distortdude80 Před 4 lety +3

      Kevin Zhang??

    • @wheresmycupcake9009
      @wheresmycupcake9009 Před 4 lety +6

      Steven Nguyen - this made me laugh so hard, I have cousins named James, Kevin and Kim, an uncle named John and...... oh yeah my sisters are Jenny and Anna 🤣

  • @LowballJim
    @LowballJim  Před 4 lety +1107

    The special is also on Spotify and Apple Music. Thanks for the love! Comment your Chinese/English name below:

  • @iamb34
    @iamb34 Před 3 lety +404

    Dad: wants a mansion
    *names* *his* *son* *Mason*

  • @CourtneyinSF
    @CourtneyinSF Před 4 lety +1004

    My Dad is Chinese and wanted to name me Jane. My mom was like Omg no, it’s too chinese and I ended up as Courtney. My Chinese name is Wei Fun. Lol.

    • @MrMuscleTroll
      @MrMuscleTroll Před 4 lety +389

      Your chinese name is way more fun than your english name

    • @teklutvermose8671
      @teklutvermose8671 Před 4 lety +407

      @@MrMuscleTroll Wei More Fun

    • @aram3432
      @aram3432 Před 4 lety +23

      CourtneyinSF why did they change your name is it mandatory when you move to America?

    • @tomaz3401
      @tomaz3401 Před 4 lety +12

      @@aram3432 I also don't quite get this

    • @kuhaku9635
      @kuhaku9635 Před 4 lety +63

      @@aram3432 hard to explain it but in short it's just for convenience. It's not easy to pronounce Chinese name for non-chinese because the alphabet B (for example) is not pronounced B but instead pronounced P in english.

  • @ironmantis25
    @ironmantis25 Před 3 lety +107

    Roy Roger sounds someone straight out of a 1950s sitcon.

    • @joew2236
      @joew2236 Před 3 lety +4

      Starlord Roy Rogers was an actors
      and country singer in the fifties famous for his westerns. He was known at the time as the “King of the Cowboys”

  • @acornlord4553
    @acornlord4553 Před 4 lety +490

    My middle name translates to rich boy. My dad named himself Sunny.

  • @ChrisZ70
    @ChrisZ70 Před 3 lety +307

    One time years ago and for fun, I just started putting together English first names with Chinese last names (inspired by some I'd seen). I picked last-name sounding, really old-fashioned British English first names, though, and stuck a Chinese last name on and then googled it to see if there was such a person. And in just about every case there was. There is a Buckingham Chu, a Maximilian Yee, and a Winston Chong, for example. I made those names up because I thought they were funny, and lo! People with those names exist.

    • @carkod
      @carkod Před 2 lety +13

      Just made up one with your formula and couldn't find anybody: Birmingham Ye

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Před 2 lety +4

      I did Thomas Chong.
      I found Tommy Chong, a famous actor, musician and weed smoker

    • @myfartstinks
      @myfartstinks Před rokem

      Alexandria yim

  • @speicaldark
    @speicaldark Před 3 lety +279

    I was in a class where the teacher announced the winner of a little competition. He said a Chinese name. We seven Chinese students looked at each other; despite how different our Chinese names are, the teacher's pronunciation could potentially fit any of them. But I know how much he tried and appreciated it nonetheless

    • @timeturner3072
      @timeturner3072 Před 2 lety +5

      lmfao

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 Před 2 lety +10

      I'm curious now. What _DID_ he say?
      I'm struggling to think of a name where you can confuse *SEVEN* people at once lol

    • @speicaldark
      @speicaldark Před 2 lety +18

      @@13Kr4zYAzN13 hahaha! I don't remember exactly. Probably something like Qianxiang. Q and X don't have the matching sounds in English, and the teacher was German; English was his second language, too

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 Před 2 lety +2

      @@speicaldark You know, I always wondered how the hell we managed to get Q from a sound roughly equivalent (I know roughly is doing a lot of leg work here) to a ch and X from a sound roughly equivalent to zh. I want to talk to the first guy to do that to understand his thought process.

    • @n1ense
      @n1ense Před 2 lety

      @@metroplexprime9901 They just picked some letters that were still left.

  • @dannynightmare4426
    @dannynightmare4426 Před 4 lety +1274

    "Roger sounds like an old white guy"
    Me a teenager with tons of grey hair and named Roger: "that explains everything"
    Edit: thx for the likes! nvr got beyond 100 before, but the above mentioned is true. I am Roger and I do have alot of grey hair hahahahaha

  • @taro4265
    @taro4265 Před 3 lety +60

    my japanese Grandfather named himself Keith and named my dad and uncle Christopher and Russel. and then my father named me Sebastian, so my whole family just sound like old white men.

    • @qiera5691
      @qiera5691 Před 2 lety

      That name sounds like butler in novel or comic, especially Sebastian

  • @milhouse901
    @milhouse901 Před 4 lety +125

    I know a Chinese guy whose English name is Heaven

    • @Kenicavus
      @Kenicavus Před 4 lety +22

      I once saw a guy named Emotion. What in the flying-

    • @milhouse901
      @milhouse901 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Kenicavus LOL!

    • @xIllMadeKnightx
      @xIllMadeKnightx Před 4 lety +18

      I shared a dorm with several Chinese exchange students in my freshman year: their English 'names' were Sunny, Ring, and Better. Like, a dude gets to pick his own name and goes with 'Better', just tells you a lot...

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh the worst chinese student was named "angel" 💀

    • @xIllMadeKnightx
      @xIllMadeKnightx Před 4 lety +7

      @@DP-uj6qb What weird name did you pick and what's your real name? I always wondered actually, why Chinese take 'English' names. Is it cos English speakers are so damn lazy they can't be bothered to pronounce Chinese names? I'd just tell them to get a grip and learn how to say your real name properly!

  • @saialueta5567
    @saialueta5567 Před 4 lety +284

    Most of my friend's parents are religious so we all got biblical English names. That probably How I ended up as Cyrus with David, Ezekial, and Joseph as my best friends

  • @OtterThunder
    @OtterThunder Před 3 lety +82

    My grandma wanted my brother and I to have Mandarin names but my mom said "I don't want their names to stand out on a resume". So we got the most generic white kid names she could think of, Michael and James.

    • @Noirenoe
      @Noirenoe Před 2 lety +5

      Those names are really white

    • @grassgeese3916
      @grassgeese3916 Před 2 lety +1

      My parents did this too

    • @dinkopausic6357
      @dinkopausic6357 Před 2 lety +9

      I never really understood why Chinese (or any other immigrants for that matter) do this, I mean standing out in a resume is actually a good thing, and you can't hide the fact you're Chinese once they see your face anyway.
      I'm Croatian myself but grew up in Western Europe, where you have a number of migrants in the population. In my experience, around half of us have names from our country of origin, while the half have local names. You're free to name your child however you want (except ÆX-12), but "I don't want them to stand out" is a weak reason especially in a heterogenous Western country, sorry if I insulted your parents. Assholes gonna bully, no matter your name. Cheers

    • @mekko902
      @mekko902 Před 2 lety +12

      @@dinkopausic6357 It's been shown that people are more likely to make it past the resume round if they have a white-seeming name. At least when you show up for the interview they know you're already qualified/can present well. Yes, it's truly messed up, but it's also something some Black families do. It's not just an immigrant thing.

    • @TheAznKyubi
      @TheAznKyubi Před 2 lety +1

      @@dinkopausic6357 if ur a straight A+ white student ur smart, if ur a straight A+ asian student ur just another asian.

  • @KroviVT
    @KroviVT Před 4 lety +119

    As a Chinese-Canadian I can confirm, Chinese names are always ambitious (my Chinese name is 嘉俊, which means pretty and smart), and our English names are usually something from pop culture or something that's just easy to pronounce for Chinese people. PS, my dad's name is also Richard.

    • @contenthereyes4421
      @contenthereyes4421 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah my chinese name in cantonese roughly translates to: hey wind in english which is very strange

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel Před rokem

      Your Chinese name is very common. I know at least 3 people with that name and I’m American😂

    • @fionnaclarissamuharlie168
      @fionnaclarissamuharlie168 Před rokem

      Must be because your dad want to be rich

    • @dawnnadir
      @dawnnadir Před rokem

      俊means handsome ar diu lei

    • @testingacc2.079
      @testingacc2.079 Před rokem

      Your comment makes me start thinking how many 嘉俊 there are in the world

  • @noahboock
    @noahboock Před 4 lety +777

    Every Asian child that comes to America is named James

  • @aimimoque1155
    @aimimoque1155 Před 2 lety +24

    My brother has a story like this. A Chinese guy went to his high school to give some sort of class or speech I don't know. When he presented himself, he gave his full Chinese name, and then said "but you can call me César, my Spanish name" and the whole group of kids lost it. And yeah, he gave himself a very succesful name 😂 César=Caesar.

  • @sarahsitton7049
    @sarahsitton7049 Před 3 lety +76

    I went for fourteen years without realizing my aunts white friends knew them by a completely different names. "Oh, so you're Martha's niece?" "Who the fuck is Martha."
    Yeah

  • @HappyGardenOfLife
    @HappyGardenOfLife Před 3 lety +44

    Ard is a suffix that means "Someone who is in a specified condition" i.e. drunkard, wizard (wise ard), dullard, etc..., so his logic made more sense than his son thinks.

  • @adamrayne4833
    @adamrayne4833 Před 3 lety +19

    "The oldest white guy to ever white."

  • @darenk77
    @darenk77 Před 3 lety +125

    My Chinese name translates to 官大仁
    So my surname is 官
    Some ancestory rule said that my name had to have 大 in it so that had to be there
    Then grandma wanted me to be a kind person and put a 仁 back there
    Then my English name came from 大仁 and just became Daren

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před 3 lety +5

      Now that does really make sense.

    • @ramatjyotsingh2643
      @ramatjyotsingh2643 Před 2 lety +8

      Nice now translate the symbols the english cause none of us can understand mandarin

    • @darenk77
      @darenk77 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ramatjyotsingh2643 alright so essentially all you need to know is that my name sounds like another phrase that means ‘judge’ as like in a court where the actual phrase it’s 官大人 (there’s a 法 which means law or rules or order behind it but that’s not important here)

    • @ramatjyotsingh2643
      @ramatjyotsingh2643 Před 2 lety

      @@darenk77 ohhh... thnx for ur reply!

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel Před 2 lety +2

      Wow the pinyin actually made an English name.

  • @raymondwang699
    @raymondwang699 Před 4 lety +24

    My dad's name was Richu. It's not even a real English name. When I asked him why is him name Richu. He said cause it has rich in it. Guess what, I'm Chinese.

  • @justincho7017
    @justincho7017 Před 4 lety +71

    We koreans do the same thing. My korean name is Jae-jin, so I went by "Justin" when my family and I immigrated to Canada. Ps. My father is korean, (born and raised in Gwangju, South Korea) and my mother is half korean, half white (born and raised in Toronto, Ontario) So simply put, we know that same struggle, Jimmy. Lol 😂
    Keep the laughs going. Because we all need happiness and laughter in these tough times.

    • @donaldj.trunnp3479
      @donaldj.trunnp3479 Před 4 lety

      Bro you should have chosen Jaylen, cuz it kinda sounds the same

    • @astrolillo
      @astrolillo Před 2 lety +1

      Isnt that a little bit degrading? Hardly anybody else do that in the world, James is James, Jose is Jose, Mohammad is Mohammad no matter where they are. Could you imagine being Joe Jingping or Donald Jae-in?

    • @awijaya2116
      @awijaya2116 Před 2 lety +9

      @@astrolillo Really long response below. TLDR, the main reason for this practice is ease of use (by other Westerners).
      Jinping and Jae-in are the given names. The surnames for the people you're referencing are Xi and Moon. So in their case it'd be Joe Xi or Donald Moon.
      Further, it's an ease of use thing - it just seems like people in the West have a really hard time pronouncing Chinese (and to some extent, Korean and Vietnamese) names. And since a lot of the 'norms' on what Chinese people going to the West should do were set during a time when they were in a position of impoverished weakness, you do whatever you need to in order to get a job and not be lynched. Little things like using a name that a westerner can pronounce might only help 1% of the time, but that's enough of a difference that they'll do it. This practice just happened to stick, probably helped by the fact that unlike prior waves of immigrants from Europe (who often did have to pick an Anglo name), East Asian languages are all tonal to some extent - meaning they often _can't_ be read properly when spelled out alphabetically*.
      *technically, you can write out the names with the tones, but these aren't intuitive for westerners, and are a pain in the ass to do when typing on an English keyboard anyway.
      This phenomena isn't specific to East Asian names. Eastern European names often get butchered in the West. The difference is that most of those names have a western equivalent - usually, it's a biblical name, has Greco-Latin roots, or it can be shortened to something that's easily pronounceable by westerners.
      East Asian names as a rule of thumb, aren't really translatable, because they're often 'concepts' - like 'build the country' (Jianguo, common in China during the Cultural Revolution), or 'glorious' (Lee Kuan Yew's given name translated to this), or even descriptors like 'brave' or 'excellence'. This, by the way, is one of the reasons why you get Chinese people (usually international students or first gen immigrants) picking a name like 'Sky' (that, and it's not a "real" name anyway, so you could justify having fun with it).
      Funny enough, foreign businesspeople who often work in China end up picking a Chinese name too, for the same exact reason (ease of use).

    • @Ramk0core
      @Ramk0core Před 2 lety +1

      @@awijaya2116 Related to this. If the name is still pretty easy to pronounce and write for the majority of people, then the foreign name can remain as is.
      For example, in Spanish speaking countries, people with chinese names normally choose a legal Spanish name for their papers and such, but japanese people don't, because their names are usually already easy enough to pronounce for spanish speakers.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations Před 4 lety +132

    Jimmy: Dad, why did you name me Jimmy?
    His dad: Because I want you to be like that one smart cartoon character Jimmy Neutron in the future
    Jimmy: Yeah..... I doubt that

  • @agrandcanyonoffucksgiven2776

    I meant a man who grew up in Africa and moved here for business, and decided his english name should be "Richman" for the exact same reason.

  • @saintxx9006
    @saintxx9006 Před 3 lety +1

    Keep on doing comedy! Your rlly good at it!

  • @kevinli3838
    @kevinli3838 Před 3 lety +6

    My chinese name is 泰然, which is something along the lines of "self composed". My parents wanted my english name to be Thomas after thomas the freakin tank engine (no joke). But my grandfather protested because Thomas sounds like 他妈的(tamade), which means the f-word in chinese basically. So they flipped a random book and picked Kevin.

  • @yujinkim6560
    @yujinkim6560 Před 3 lety +14

    I used to thank my parents for name me Yujin because the one they were supposed to give me can be hard for Westerns to pronounce it was Yejin, but now I'm wondering why does everybody calls me Kim even though I introduce myself as Yujin.

  • @21eienni
    @21eienni Před 2 lety +3

    Richard in French is also a pejorative noun meaning "someone rich".

  • @toshanighosh1698
    @toshanighosh1698 Před 3 lety +1

    When u heard "Man Singh", indians be like ye hamara launda hai re 😂😂

  • @AthenianStranger
    @AthenianStranger Před 4 lety +30

    I love this guy’s cooking vids

  • @elishanahir
    @elishanahir Před 4 lety +48

    Hilarious! Btw Roy Roger was also a fast food joint back in the day too. Lmprao 😂😂😂

  • @derpyvelcro
    @derpyvelcro Před 4 lety +3

    Absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @therandomstuff4929
    @therandomstuff4929 Před 4 lety +3

    I love your comedy

  • @AidenLe6873
    @AidenLe6873 Před 4 lety +7

    "the oldest white guy to ever white" lmao I watched the entire thing on amazon prime, love you Jimmy. you're making us Asians proud

  • @ko9655
    @ko9655 Před 3 lety +6

    when you're brother's name is Jimmy, and your dad's name is Roy, this really hits home

  • @user-vw6ub7wb3r
    @user-vw6ub7wb3r Před 2 lety +4

    I am Korean and my Korean name means “Beautiful success “ 😂

  • @stephen4763
    @stephen4763 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy - you one funny dude. Appreciate your humor. Tell Richard hello. Tell him I said your son rocks. 😆

  • @kokujin
    @kokujin Před 3 lety

    Ya he is killing it now!

  • @louis_in_da_house
    @louis_in_da_house Před 4 lety +28

    Respect from HK

  • @TheChristineVan
    @TheChristineVan Před 4 lety +6

    Haha 15 mins in, low key Jimmy flexing that he'd been hooking up with ppl xD

  • @edchambers7946
    @edchambers7946 Před 4 lety +2

    Jian Yang's jokes are amazeballs!

  • @helenheng9948
    @helenheng9948 Před 4 lety +2

    I love this OMG.

  • @AccessCode101
    @AccessCode101 Před 3 lety +3

    Jimmy is not only a great comedian, he's also an amazing actor, like for drama and s

  • @huananina
    @huananina Před 4 lety +53

    I love your sense of humor, you have a magnetic personality and you are one hell of a hot guy. I wish you ten thousand success in whatever you want to do.
    Much love from a German friend

  • @satopierce4408
    @satopierce4408 Před 4 lety +1

    Jimmy congrats on landing the role on Space Force, hilarious show I love it and your character is awesome man

    • @marystone101010
      @marystone101010 Před 4 lety

      I'm face blind but as soon as I read your post, I suddenly remembered him. I love his character.

  • @YaBoiJern757
    @YaBoiJern757 Před 4 lety

    Love this dude

  • @oscargb2770
    @oscargb2770 Před 4 lety +26

    This special is on Spotify guys! 😉

  • @Panikovskii
    @Panikovskii Před 2 lety +3

    Well, obviously "10K Success" as a name worked! Your parents were right. Look at all your success Jimmy!!

  • @KeySnow
    @KeySnow Před 3 lety +2

    omg the richard thing makes so much sense that explains so many of my friends names

  • @epcza13
    @epcza13 Před 4 lety +1

    Just watched the episode! Very funny 😄

  • @Keaixiaoen0919
    @Keaixiaoen0919 Před 4 lety +4

    Tony, Vivi, and Cici are the most common I see LMAO

  • @baby_ni_joonie994
    @baby_ni_joonie994 Před 4 lety +3

    "The oldest white guy to ever white" 😂🤣🤣

  • @0Edm0
    @0Edm0 Před 3 lety

    It is so nice to hear Cantonese from you

  • @blue_bottle
    @blue_bottle Před 3 lety +1

    I’m in tears this is so accurate

  • @ggboi1297
    @ggboi1297 Před 4 lety +9

    "everyone does what they hate for money and use the money to do what they love" greatest quote ever

    • @proudhindugirl4115
      @proudhindugirl4115 Před 4 lety

      So true. This is one of the best quotes I have ever read. Period.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 3 lety

      most people do.....but basketball players get paid for playing a game.....they get paid HUGE amounts of money for playing a game......and some others in niche professions get the same deal....

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sabin97 sports in general.....

    • @khoirunnisa2801
      @khoirunnisa2801 Před rokem

      @@sabin97 i dont really think playing game for a hobby. Playing game become a job are two different think. They cant eat everything, they needed to keep themself fit. And dont forget not every game they always wins. Sometimes they lost too. And you see the top people that really successful but not everyone become well known. They have average salary too.
      Like actor in Hollywod. You just see A-list star but a lot newcomers not even paying their bills just become actor. They needed part time jobs outside entertaiment industry. Become a waiter, uber driver etc.
      And become actress or actors are not cheap. Beside tax. You needed to paid your manager, pr team, stylist etc.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před rokem

      @@khoirunnisa2801
      NOBODY can eat everything, or else you die of a heart attack at age 35.
      professional athletes(many, not all) get paid huge amounts of money for just playing a game.
      in any sports game there can be only one winner. and in any year there's also only one winner. everyone else is a loser.
      even jordan was a loser most of his career.
      tax is a silly excuse.
      if you get paid 100 millions usd, and you pay 50 million usd in tax/manager/pr team/etc, you still get to enjoy 50 million usd.

  • @Jaynesslessly
    @Jaynesslessly Před 4 lety +6

    my chinese name means glorious accomplishments...i picked my english name jay because i was told that shorter names are better if i have to sign frequently for paperwork

  • @edge918
    @edge918 Před rokem

    10,000 success!! Suits you perfectly!! I wish you continued success!! You have no limits💗🤗

  • @rioskellentos1588
    @rioskellentos1588 Před 4 lety

    Start posting more on spotify ur alumb was gold🤣

  • @bbcmotd
    @bbcmotd Před 3 lety +8

    It's cool that when you go to China you can pick your Chinese name.
    I picked Weida Huangdi which is like Great Emperor. Now they gotta call me that.

  • @Poemi10304
    @Poemi10304 Před 4 lety +90

    Jimmy is so normal. You should talk about the Hong Kong English names that sound like they should be English, but aren’t. Like, is Elson a real English name? What about Eason? There are more that I can’t remember right now, but I think they make up their own over there.

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 Před 4 lety

      I feel like its Ehsan but altered

    • @tranosaur
      @tranosaur Před 4 lety +8

      Eason just sounds like Ethan but with an Asian twist.

    • @MarkzOng
      @MarkzOng Před 4 lety

      I had a few Hong Kong friends with exotic names that I try not to laugh , like funny, happy, losa, handsome, venny 😂

    • @suitikn
      @suitikn Před 4 lety +1

      Mark Ong and some of them called famous, fever, smart

    • @co0kii
      @co0kii Před 4 lety +5

      knew of a guy named Zero... and a girl named Money

  • @zoronqueen
    @zoronqueen Před 4 lety

    Can't wait to see you on Space Force!!

  • @Meepmeep888
    @Meepmeep888 Před 2 lety +1

    “The oldest white guy to ever white” hahaha

  • @Geobeetle
    @Geobeetle Před 2 lety +4

    Our family named a Korean girl who stayed at our house for a school trip to America (their schools have a much higher budget). Her name in Korean was “Sheun” so we called her Shelby. I was not on board for this nickname and just called her by her Korean name.

  • @michaelmoreton5042
    @michaelmoreton5042 Před 4 lety +42

    When I was living in China the Chinese girls were all giving themselves western names--they favoured names finishing with an open vowel, Debi, Susi, Annie, Cathy they sound easier on Chinese ears.

    • @stevenlee21
      @stevenlee21 Před 4 lety +4

      Michael Moreton because i vowel sounds feminine in Chinese pronunciation

    • @montexic5201
      @montexic5201 Před 4 lety

      Lmao so accurate, those are such chinese eng names

    • @dayralomba5117
      @dayralomba5117 Před 4 lety +2

      My uncle has only dated Asian woman and now that I think of it they all had a similar name 😂 I once asked his Thai wife how she got her English name Heidi and it was because her name in Thai translates to “honey” in English so she wanted something close

    • @erichuang7524
      @erichuang7524 Před 4 lety +4

      I’m a Chinese-American named Eric. Although it’s supposed to end with a consonant, my parents pronounce it as “Erika,” and now it makes total sense.

    • @candicezhang8619
      @candicezhang8619 Před 3 lety

      @@stevenlee21 I think it's becuz if it doesn't end in a vowel, ppl would put a vowel behind to call you...

  • @ninayeun3081
    @ninayeun3081 Před 4 lety

    Jimmy i keep watching your videos!!!!

  • @kaarla2805
    @kaarla2805 Před 2 lety

    Omg I just discovered your channel today and I love you.
    Saludos de México 🇲🇽

  • @forrest225
    @forrest225 Před 3 lety +3

    The best part is how true it is. I went to college with a dude who named him self Joe because it was the easiest name he could think of.

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues Před 4 lety +3

    it’s not only the joke his pacing is natural and good

  • @wmc5742
    @wmc5742 Před 3 lety

    support from HK!! Great Jokes!!

  • @nobody3973
    @nobody3973 Před 3 lety

    Im glad this guy got into my recommendations😂

  • @VaykT
    @VaykT Před 4 lety +4

    My grandparents came up with my chinese name which means pure and proper, and my parent gave me my english name vanessa after the violinist vanessa mae. but i now play the guitar and electric bass in a band

  • @jessicawanyan9785
    @jessicawanyan9785 Před 3 lety +4

    My english name is Jessica, which is what I picked for myself when I was in grade one. I'll admit I regretted it slightly when I reached middle school age and my class had four different Jessicas in it XDDD. Our teacher attempting to call one of us was always hilarious.

  • @chinesecabbagefarmer
    @chinesecabbagefarmer Před 4 lety

    You got this Jimmy keep up the good work

  • @bluaethyr
    @bluaethyr Před 2 lety +2

    My grandpa is named Richard and my dad is Jimmy... I'm getting weirded out by coincidence 😂

  • @duckytree
    @duckytree Před 3 lety +6

    dude i got my english name cause a white guy came to teach at my school in china and he couldn’t say my name so he literally started calling me sarah??? and i was like ???????
    anyways when i got to canada i panicked and said the only english name i knew. i don’t even like it but it’s been my name for the past 11 years lol

  • @Lillian_Bugs
    @Lillian_Bugs Před 4 lety +4

    "The oldest white guy to ever white"

  • @hazellai6908
    @hazellai6908 Před 2 lety

    ay yoooo hi from Hong Kongggg, love your standups so frickin much dudee Add oillll

  • @sushiyeah
    @sushiyeah Před 4 lety

    JIMMY LOL.

  • @jefferywong4703
    @jefferywong4703 Před 3 lety +3

    Lmao Jimmy's parents really loved Manchester city FC

  • @iammosquitoz
    @iammosquitoz Před 4 lety +3

    when i first came to Canada, my mom wanted to called me Michelle. I didn’t ended with my this cause we both couldn’t really spell this name LOL 😂 so i thought about that girl in my English textbook from China, Amy...

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome Před 2 lety

    I had to rewind just to hear him say “ten thousand success” again

  • @ghoststrad2000
    @ghoststrad2000 Před 3 lety +2

    I love Jimmy he is so funny

  • @hi-nj7cg
    @hi-nj7cg Před 3 lety +3

    I'm from Hong Kong and I can relate so badly

  • @sextuplemillionsellersfan7961

    Chinese name is cool if you know the meaning, I only realise that now when watching this video 😂
    My brother’s name is “longing + Dragon”, he is born in the year of Dragon

  • @justakid8904
    @justakid8904 Před 3 lety

    I love this guy he is hilarious

  • @andilesimelane4771
    @andilesimelane4771 Před 3 lety

    This guy is just Amazing

  • @annabellew942
    @annabellew942 Před 3 lety +4

    My family friend's names are Amy, Kevin, Alan, Emily, Helena, and Joshua.
    YOU KNOW- I'M JUST DONE WITH THI-

  • @capnamyris
    @capnamyris Před 4 lety +5

    I asked my white friends what was their first impression of my name and surname when I first introduced myself
    Them: we thought you were African
    I'm Asian guys.

  • @jas5192
    @jas5192 Před 4 lety

    Haha 😆 Brilliant!!

  • @rikustorm13
    @rikustorm13 Před 3 lety

    "Roy Roger" LMAO OOF...

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 Před 4 lety +8

    Is James Bond really popular in China?
    My friend's name is James because when they immigrated he wanted to be named after James Bond

    • @hanchisun6164
      @hanchisun6164 Před 4 lety +3

      yes, but more often that we refer to him as “007”

  • @adityauniverse7112
    @adityauniverse7112 Před 3 lety +3

    wait did he just said maan singh......that's an Indian name XD

    • @khein2204
      @khein2204 Před 3 lety +1

      my friend name is jarjit singh

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye Před 2 lety

    Jimmy is the most unimaginative comedian name. We already have too many of them.

  • @rogertruong5751
    @rogertruong5751 Před 2 lety +1

    0:40 LMAO.