Pete Holmes on His Nickname from Snoop Dogg, Dying a Crazy Death & Meeting His Wife

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  • čas přidán 29. 10. 2023
  • Pete talks about Snoop giving him a nickname, what he does instead of drinking these days, the pleasure of using Q-tips, not having enough saliva to get food down, and celebrating his sixth anniversary.
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  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY Před 7 měsíci +35

    Lol Pete's Q tip joke transformed into a Bill Burr rant there at the end 🤣💕👏👍

    • @michaelfilofficial
      @michaelfilofficial Před 7 měsíci +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who heard it. Which is funny cause his usual Bill Burr impression is awful. 😅

  • @JessTheory
    @JessTheory Před 8 měsíci +135

    I miss the Pete Holmes show. So many shows just get canned before word of mouth even gets a chance to spread

    • @seaninness334
      @seaninness334 Před 8 měsíci +7

      I was just thinking that too. Admittedly, I had no idea who he was at the time and didn't watch it (and I kick myself about that). BUT I LOVED CRASHING. I try to catch his You Made It Weird interviews on You Tube.

    • @Whatarewetalkingabouthere
      @Whatarewetalkingabouthere Před 8 měsíci

      It was on for a year! It was garbage!

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 Před 8 měsíci +4

      New Material Seinfeld was the best.

    • @joesephkroll2056
      @joesephkroll2056 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Pete's show was great. They're doing new installments of his batman character on his CZcams channel.

    • @zac3126
      @zac3126 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@joesephkroll2056 they aren't new. Just re-uploads

  • @showaker4755
    @showaker4755 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Pete is like what would happen if Bill Burr gimmick was always being happy instead of angry.

  • @withershin
    @withershin Před 7 měsíci +23

    I love when they just let the guest run. Pete Holmes is a pro. Wish he had his own show.

  • @jonholbrook8821
    @jonholbrook8821 Před 5 měsíci +8

    "THE BITS NOT DONE!!" he won me with that lol. All comedians try to pass it off as real conversation, but its so funny to acknowledge its a prepared bit

    • @asukamore888
      @asukamore888 Před 5 dny

      Pete is refreshingly sincere. Check out his podcast You made it weird!! His Friday episodes with his wife sweet lady Val are priceless

  • @ManiacArtist83
    @ManiacArtist83 Před 7 měsíci +8

    I love that Pete has like a second comeback. At least for the rest of the world because I've been watching his show, podcast and old and new skits always.

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj Před 8 měsíci +27

    His special was so so awesome very underrated personality for sure 🎉🎉

  • @shukis17
    @shukis17 Před 7 měsíci +5

    That niche impression of the Blonde Girl from the Matrix is why I love Pete Holmes, and it was damn spot on. Now I gotta rewatch that movie.

  • @anthonydolar1821
    @anthonydolar1821 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Pete is awesome and he brings out the funniest in everyone

  • @KCMize
    @KCMize Před 8 měsíci +11

    Omg this guy is BRILLIANT! Way to go calling out Q Tips!!!!!!!!!

    • @amonrodriguez3518
      @amonrodriguez3518 Před 8 měsíci

      Brilliant. Lol that’s sad if you think this dude is funny, but brilliant? Wow

  • @Kitty8791
    @Kitty8791 Před 8 měsíci +30

    Bizarre coincidence that he's on tonight . . . I was catching up on his pocdast (You Made it Weird) earlier & watching the episode w/ Chris Evans. The Zach Braff ones are seriously great. Still bummed about his late night talk show being dropped. And his Batman, X-men, & Street Fighter skits are classics! Nice to hear about his new stand-up special - definitely adding it to my list.

    • @TubaTones
      @TubaTones Před 8 měsíci

      It’s not really bizarre when you think about it. He has a special out on Netflix, he’s doing the rounds, late night tv and podcasts.

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 Před 8 měsíci

      @@TubaTones Yes, I understand promoting your work & folks like him are getting more time on these shows now, as the SAG-AFTRA strike doesn't allow most actors to promote their projects.
      The "bizarre coincidence" part was that I listened to an episode of his podcast from ~4-months ago (saved in my Watch List) earlier in the day. I had no idea about his new special, nor that he would be appearing on this show tonight. I wasn't about to misuse the word "ironic" to describe the occurrence, unlike a famous song.

    • @TubaTones
      @TubaTones Před 8 měsíci

      @@Kitty8791 I understand now, I have experienced the same coincidences. I always think of them just being lucky timing more than bizarre. For me a bizarre coincidence would be if the people in question, all of a sudden mentioned a particular phrase or quote from a book that I was reading that very moment or same day/timeframe. THAT would be bizarre, but still not unfathomable.

    • @jasonduvall5467
      @jasonduvall5467 Před 7 měsíci

      What's even more bizarre. Is that I dreamt. You. , before right now😊

  • @GravityJWST
    @GravityJWST Před 6 měsíci +1

    “ZOOM OUT” my favorite bit of his 🌌🌌🌌🌌🛸👽😎👍🏾‼️ xoxoxoxxo

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 8 měsíci +12

    Pound for pound the best Batman actor, right there.

    • @montananerd8244
      @montananerd8244 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Bat-canned is the only superhero show I follow!

    • @davesnothere420
      @davesnothere420 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@montananerd8244the latest one with Phoenix' Joker was straight gold!

  • @Derfboy
    @Derfboy Před 8 měsíci +3

    6:35 Now THAT is how you transition in an interview! Impressive!

  • @joshuasalazar8017
    @joshuasalazar8017 Před 8 měsíci +1

    i got so excited when i saw the thumbnail. i was like “wow they got Wes Anderson on the show”

  • @kevincoulter9610
    @kevincoulter9610 Před 8 měsíci +9

    In such a bad year for me ....thanks for the laughs jimmy

  • @dreamcatalyst
    @dreamcatalyst Před 8 měsíci +3

    I'm not trying to brag, but I literally had a qtip deep in my ear at the moment Pete said it!

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "A small wet pillow for a dog" is actually one the ingredients in Subway's bread.

  • @Maliceless100
    @Maliceless100 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I loved his show. LOVED it!

  • @eabeeson
    @eabeeson Před 8 měsíci +7

    Jimmy, usually the master of being quick with the responses, let that Super Troopers reference @7:15 just sail on past like a pilgrim seeing a drone.

  • @yeskev
    @yeskev Před 8 měsíci +4

    Q-tips always mess up my ears. I had to stop using them. But that McDonalds line was hilarious! Love Pete Holmes.

  • @Agent-wn7le
    @Agent-wn7le Před 8 měsíci +11

    He’s soooo funny 😂😂

  • @Agent-wn7le
    @Agent-wn7le Před 8 měsíci +14

    I love his podcast ❤

  • @bmoneyrancidfan91
    @bmoneyrancidfan91 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Pete holmes is a great person very g rated but you gotta love him! Crashing was great and thankful he tried to help artie lange

  • @cameronmichaelscott260
    @cameronmichaelscott260 Před 7 měsíci

    That special was splendid and wholesome

  • @chasechaney3055
    @chasechaney3055 Před 3 měsíci

    I freaking love Pete Holmes!

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry Před 7 měsíci

    his sincere look of genuine appreciation at the end.... pete's doing better on youtube where he doesn't have to censor

  • @villanessa
    @villanessa Před 8 měsíci +1

    I stopped using qtips when both my ears started getting clogged. Never again 😂

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Pete Holmes/Batman go find it and enjoy

  • @avedic
    @avedic Před 5 měsíci

    Pete might not be for everyone. But he's definitely for me.
    Been a huge fan for well over 10 years now. Crashing, his talk show, his stand up...is all excellent.
    But he also has a podcast that has well over 500 episodes...with literally every guest you could think of. PERFECT mix of silly and serious. And every week, he and his wife Val put out one with just the two of them...that I honestly often like more than the main show episodes. They're VERY open about every single going on in their lives...it's like catching up with old friends and genuinely good therapy in one. Pete and Val complement and balance each other so perfectly. If they ever split up....I'm gonna be so bummed I legit might have to call into work sick.

  • @gilpinsteven
    @gilpinsteven Před 5 měsíci

    6:14 what a hilarious reference

  • @MamboKing215
    @MamboKing215 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I like how he mocked Diddy by telling everyone (who's already standing) to stand up upon entering

  • @Jronning2
    @Jronning2 Před měsícem

    I do clean my keyboard with qtips but I do put them in my ears

  • @Alex-jq5ft
    @Alex-jq5ft Před 4 měsíci

    that's a nice chore jacket Pete Holmes TJ would be proud

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Před 8 měsíci +2

    The human body developed with the capacity to itch in places we can’t scratch unaided. That’s why we deserve q-tips

  • @soundhealingbygene
    @soundhealingbygene Před 2 měsíci

    I love Pete he's hilarious!

  • @sscoutistaken
    @sscoutistaken Před měsícem

    No one probably meant "F John Krasinski" but F John "The CIA is a smol bean" Krasinski.

  • @Dropla
    @Dropla Před 7 měsíci +1

    Pete is the best! I wish his talk show was still on ~ I still don't get why that went off the air.

  • @comatrip1ify
    @comatrip1ify Před 7 měsíci

    "like McDonald's being like "you've been eating it!?" 😂

  • @joshualeafe3230
    @joshualeafe3230 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bad-Man!!

  • @guuuu666
    @guuuu666 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Thank you Pete for using the correct name for that amazing place, Méjico!

    • @user-oe2dw3vq5x
      @user-oe2dw3vq5x Před 7 měsíci +1

      Wepuchica mmmm men sé que mi país se pronuncia así, pero hazlo bien men no se escribe así compadre...

    • @guuuu666
      @guuuu666 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@user-oe2dw3vq5x cuando los colonos llegaron a Méjico la "J" no existía en el alfabeto español y gracias a los gringos que lo pronunciaban usando la "X sorda", que en el español moderno suena como "J" y así los que sentimos orgullo de la lengua de nuestra madre patria lo escribimos según su pronunciación. Mexico en anglosajón y Méjico en buen español.

  • @vanrose2125
    @vanrose2125 Před 6 měsíci

    "Well he screamed 'It should be you!' Then he pointed at his wife. So that's his legacy." 😂

  • @juno8219
    @juno8219 Před 7 měsíci

    His Badman needs a movie

  • @montrealmark1994
    @montrealmark1994 Před 7 měsíci

    Chew your food thoroughly Pete, the world needs your comedy.

  • @shamupeterson2874
    @shamupeterson2874 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I like Pete’s Val Kilmer chubby years Halloween costume.

    • @deeemm979
      @deeemm979 Před 8 měsíci

      Reminded me of Adam Pally's appearance on Conan in bat costume.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Před 8 měsíci +11

    Pete has always been hilarious and the new special he’s a little dirty at the end but it’s too funny it’s rapid fire laughs

    • @amonrodriguez3518
      @amonrodriguez3518 Před 8 měsíci

      Rapid fire laughs. Lol spoken like a true fan of this tool

  • @Boomer_Johnson
    @Boomer_Johnson Před 8 měsíci +3

    My mom's birthday is also the same day as Pete holmes's mother's, October 30th. We lost her back in April to pancreatic cancer but I still celebrated her birthday just the same.
    Actually, I got blinding drunk.
    Apparently, I'm still struggling with it.

    • @girlgamer4444
      @girlgamer4444 Před 7 měsíci

      Happy birthday TO YOUUUU!!!

    • @jma331982
      @jma331982 Před 7 měsíci

      My mom and I are very close, I don’t know what I’ll do when I lose her. I’m sorry for your loss.

  • @Zig_Was_Here
    @Zig_Was_Here Před 8 měsíci +7

    Jack Ritter reincarnated.

    • @mcleary9615
      @mcleary9615 Před 8 měsíci

      so I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před 8 měsíci

      What happened to John?

  • @gustavogomez8541
    @gustavogomez8541 Před 8 měsíci +5

    My favorite part of the bit was when he yelled at the audience "the bit's not done!!"

  • @amusicment4829
    @amusicment4829 Před 3 dny

    😂he’s so funny

  • @noahhenson1669
    @noahhenson1669 Před 7 měsíci

    Funniest bastard alive. "Whatchoo know about Green Eggs and Haaaaaaaaaaam?"

  • @brentamador171
    @brentamador171 Před 2 měsíci

    “WHAT KIND OF GASLIGHTING BULLSHIT IS THIS?!?!?” 😂😂😂

  • @jer103
    @jer103 Před 8 měsíci

    I only get things caught in my throat when I have a dry throat, like right after I wake up.
    It's kind of scary having something stuck in you throat.
    Usually it's when I eat 3 or 4 spoonfuls of peanut butter, first thing in the morning.

  • @peladomagic
    @peladomagic Před 7 měsíci

    Pete became a Jeff Bridges impersonator

  • @a.j.patterson4776
    @a.j.patterson4776 Před 7 měsíci

    His Batman skits are great, but if you find him on youtube he did X-Men and Street Fighter skitz for his show and they are funny.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Love his special

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Cool

  • @2kanchoo
    @2kanchoo Před 7 měsíci

    ALLL WHITEY THEN! Is amazing. He should named his next special that. I wish I had a snoop dog given nickname.

  • @threeboy
    @threeboy Před 7 měsíci

    I got a nickname for Pete Holmes: Jeff Fridges

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 8 měsíci +4

    Um.. that swallow thing isn't the universal 'we all get old, hunh?' thing that he thinks it is... Get your pipe checked, Pete... Dysphagia gets serious quick.

  • @richardthurow5346
    @richardthurow5346 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I literally started watching this video while going deep in my ear with a Q-TIp.

  • @petersilverman7862
    @petersilverman7862 Před 7 měsíci

    HE IS THE BEST!!

  • @strangemarkings
    @strangemarkings Před 8 měsíci +2

    When did Pete become Wes Anderson?

  • @norteco
    @norteco Před 6 měsíci

    My Batman

  • @sircsolerom764
    @sircsolerom764 Před 4 dny

    this man is a lost treasure i just found

  • @stark20ful
    @stark20ful Před 5 měsíci

    The time is coming to an end, Jimmy

  • @andrealeeestrada
    @andrealeeestrada Před 7 měsíci

    Anyone else choking in n a sandwich while watching this?

  • @eternalspring1034
    @eternalspring1034 Před 7 měsíci

    Maybe Mr Homes will do a series where he fires late night hosts

  • @BudFuddlacker
    @BudFuddlacker Před 2 měsíci

    Think if Bill Burr had hair like Pete’s

  • @zdp85magic
    @zdp85magic Před 8 měsíci +2

    I had to mess up the 777 likes with 778 lol …anyway, does anybody else see a little Jon Ritter in Pete’s face? haha

  • @gilpinsteven
    @gilpinsteven Před 5 měsíci

    He actually has really nice teeth

  • @justsaying14
    @justsaying14 Před 8 měsíci

    Switch!

  • @TheSundaymourningcal
    @TheSundaymourningcal Před 8 měsíci

    He’s looking a bit like the love child of John Ritter and Jeff Bridges here.

  • @MrMadMurdoc
    @MrMadMurdoc Před 8 měsíci +3

    Harvey Dent...can we trust him?

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Před 8 měsíci

    Good morning jimmy fallon fans

  • @gurujot951
    @gurujot951 Před 8 měsíci

    I miss the Pete Holmes show.

  • @PolarisBanks
    @PolarisBanks Před 7 měsíci

    Pete is disguised as Wes Anderson

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks Před 7 měsíci

    Jimmy Kimmel. Can we trust him?

  • @terrycullen3302
    @terrycullen3302 Před 8 měsíci

    Why does Pete look like Wes Anderson?

  • @KingAmroth
    @KingAmroth Před 8 měsíci +1

    pete i think you need to get that throat looked at

  • @19captainmorgan96
    @19captainmorgan96 Před 8 měsíci

    Why doesn't Pete take his anniversary off? It's the same day every year

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Wish he’d chat rather than just do his act.

    • @psilva2462
      @psilva2462 Před 7 měsíci

      Are you new to comedians on talk
      Shows

    • @hawsrulebegin7768
      @hawsrulebegin7768 Před 7 měsíci

      @@psilva2462 good ones can chat, have fun, be funny. Lesser ones just rehash their set.

  • @laradesautel3013
    @laradesautel3013 Před 7 měsíci

    I hate hate hate a q-tip in my ear. It’s the worst feeling ever! I feel like I’m going to barf if I’m not super careful!

  • @cloudstrifelv
    @cloudstrifelv Před 3 měsíci

    The Diddy comments haven't aged well

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Před 8 měsíci

    We love Pete holmes

  • @amonrodriguez3518
    @amonrodriguez3518 Před 8 měsíci

    Love how he ends the Qtip bit… with no one laughing but him. So bad

  • @bryanwilkens
    @bryanwilkens Před 8 měsíci

    Pete's new nick name is Q-Tip!

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed Před 7 měsíci

    The special was great. Kimmel seems very low energy.

  • @Evanmander
    @Evanmander Před 4 měsíci +2

    Jimmy has no idea what to do with him. Homes is much smarter.

  • @Whatarewetalkingabouthere
    @Whatarewetalkingabouthere Před 8 měsíci

    Bill burr ladies and gentlemen! Steal cadence much?

  • @d.t.8465
    @d.t.8465 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Pete Holmes' bit on homophobia was the best I have ever heard! It should be used as a tool to teach people to stop being stupid.

    • @amonrodriguez3518
      @amonrodriguez3518 Před 8 měsíci

      It should be used as how not to do comedy.

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Před 8 měsíci

      @@amonrodriguez3518anti homophobia messages don’t need to be funny. Its pretty important

  • @jessesoto3679
    @jessesoto3679 Před 8 měsíci

    It was at the bet awards. I thought that was funny

  • @rambleon33
    @rambleon33 Před 5 měsíci

    Thicker

  • @zalmanaronow6126
    @zalmanaronow6126 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Pete, stop doing Bill Burr. You're better than this! 🙏

  • @CalebDruckemiller
    @CalebDruckemiller Před 8 měsíci +1

    1rst comment 5 shots an 2 grams of bud in

    • @dannydevito5729
      @dannydevito5729 Před 8 měsíci +2

      This comment is the personification of that Dave Chappelle bit about partying with white people

  • @_o__o_
    @_o__o_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    onion fart

  • @finiscoronatopus6740
    @finiscoronatopus6740 Před 8 měsíci

    dude succeeded in being funny on one of the most censored, corporate, politically correct shows of all time. Hats off.

  • @jrgaskin01
    @jrgaskin01 Před 8 měsíci

    i don't know him. does he do jokes?

  • @Chupacvabra
    @Chupacvabra Před měsícem

    Pete Holmes...or torture rack Val Kilmer?

  • @tvlife19
    @tvlife19 Před 8 měsíci

    I like him... he's a little bit boring and crunchy Christian in jokes, but his looks are really funny when he makes a big joke.