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“Mum can I stay in the car whilst you go shopping”
Bro why do I see this at the top of the comments
Same here
Same
Same too
Sure hunny
Eagle: "Tag! You're it"
Bear: "OH YOU SON OF A-"
Ha
Ace Ace clan didn’t laugh at the original comment, but at your reply
lol
But wait we all predicess from a single cell so that could in fact be his mom. Maybe somewhere out there calls eagles dogs. So that eagle could technically be a son of a b$tch.
You son of a eagle
The future shopping clip is honestly one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen. It’s an America if we allowed the big motor companies to run grocery stores the same way we let them decide our road and city planning
I don't understand why you would do that tho 😂 just get out of the car and walk
@@trimeerious4349 You underestimate the power of big oil and big auto and just how easily manipulatable Americans are.
@@michaeld4861 I’m not inclined to believe a theory from someone who says easily manipulatible as opposed to easily manipulated. Spend more time learning useful information and less time absorbing chaotic conspiracies. The only ones easily manipulated are those who live in paranoia, but I’d wager you don’t see the irony I’ve presented
@@jeremy3705 that's not how manipulation works.
@@MigWith manipulation only works if the one being manipulated is t smart enough to recognize the very obvious manipulation taking place. Paranoia against one thing allows you to easily believe anything that criticizes that thing. Dude you might not believe me but 4 years of psyche study and research give me the confidence to believe I may know a thing or two, but that’s up to you if you don’t wanna hear it.
"A pretty neat concept of how people go shopping in the future" Really bro ? Pretty nightmarish if you ask me .
Yeah. Thanks
I agree. People will come to rob the place easier sadly.
@@sparrowhawk5673 no they won't, it looks quite rob proof. If the aisles work like vending machines and there's security/surveillance Noone will be able to steal anything
@@gaswe9236 people don't care about video surveillance so it appears. People come in and take what they want openly. 😶 Fighting the store owners. California being a sad example of that
@@sparrowhawk5673 well I don't know what you do in America but if they ignore the surveillance they will be caught. By the police
Eagle was like "uhh it looked smaller when I was up there...."
Cliff Cheung lmao
Underrated! 😂😂
Species war. Life is fighting, fighting is life. This is why racism is natural. We can do business with eachother but should never mix our races. All of us are unique, don't mix and become a mongrel.
@ Sir, this is a Wendy's
Nah, eagles are just pricks.
teacher : why would you bring a paper clip to a test?
me : *it is smart*
Teacher: not in that way tho-
XD
Legit tactic tho, fold the piece of wire shaped like a trigger word into the shape of a paper clip and then put it somewhere hot like your mouth to reform
iClip
@@sunny.flowers only for $1999.99
The “futuristic shopping” is the most dystopian thing I’ve seen in a while.
After seeing the apple vision, i somehow get it now
It’s also much less UX friendly than just selecting “essentials” or “last order” from your phone, then having a drive through robot load it into your trunk.
if that actually happens then everyone in America will be even fatter then they are new. obese people will be able to just drive up ask for five stick of butter and just be on they're way not even attempting to loose a single pound.
no, please, more obesity
2:59 That's the most adorable vacuum cleaner I've ever seen❤
What's awful is knowing that their cheek pouches are unlubricated to prevent the food from going off so it's painful for them every time they put something in or push it out.
@@Eoin-B i did not need to know that :(
@@teodorrada9669 I didn't either. I've had two and loved doing food lines for them to race filling up...
“It remembers its original form”
Turns into a giant piece of ore
You’re a stupid smart person
Mr Tree 🌲
Very dumb but very smart at the same time
Julie Eaves no, trying to sound smart but looking stupid at the same time.
@@prosushimaker7943 lmao🥴
“Plants actually move a lot, they just do it really slowly”
See, I do a lot of homework, I just do it really slowly.
Same I have to write like five essays on Wednesdays
This need s more likes 😂
Underrated comment😂
@@abdullahelemam4842 Y E S
LMAO
The biggest giveaway that the future shopping clip will never happen is that it still has a human working the register lmao
I do not like you, Sir Terry Barensten.
Having a bike suddenly fly by in heavy traffic sometimes makes me jump or try to swerve out of the way. I almost got into an accident once when a motorcycle popped up splitting lanes during rush hour. People act like splitting lanes is only dangerous for the biker but it can cause accidents for other people who react to something suddenly appearing much closer than it should be.
I was searching for someone who felt the same pain as me when watching that bike dude screwing around in heavy traffic
As a cyclist (technically cycling commuter) myself, this kind of reckless driving makes me furious.
Wonder if he is still alive..
I was hoping that guy would get doored lol
I looked at my plant for a long time....
Then realised it's plastic
When it moves:😧
Let it Grow
Little Timmy haha lol!
I was right on that part of the video when I saw you’re comment
😳
2:50 - that’s me 🤗
How was it?
@@damoreno713 because he made the video, if im not wrong is the one called "northern lights in norway - senja"
@@kathleenmgc5152 No I mean how was it. Did he have fun? That's what I meant
@@damoreno713 oh im sorry, i read wrong, my bad ^^"
@@kathleenmgc5152 it's good
Lol the eagle was mad that the bear ate all the salmon
the plants move slowly to prevent to get kicked for inactivity for 20 minutes
Did that eagle really look down at the bear and think : "ah yes, a rabbit"
..or probably said "..and fuck that bear too" ...
He was quite an asshole if you think about it...
An eagle did that to me several weeks ago. Got a minor scratch on my scalp
They come down from a really large height
I saw a hawk today
Lolollol
"Plants move a lot, just really slowly"
Maybe I am a plant..
Highly underrated
LOL
We are plants
Ye
Agreeeee
I want as much confidence in myself as that eagle that thought he could swoop down and grab that big ass bear lol
Bear was getting too close to the chicks in the nest. Birds attack like that to distract/misdirect predators.
Behold. The wonders of the human realm. [picks up the paper clip] This little fella's one of their most valued objects. It aids in the compiling of printed wisdom, the scratching of gunk from under your nails, and my favorite... It even mimics the sounds of the human ocean. [He proceeds to twang it.] Aah! The human realm. So beautiful
Oh hiya gus
0:49 When your mom said to play outside.
Lol I just bring my phone out lol
ErrolJustin omg so me xd
▪▪▪
Maria Byrne smh
Accurate
Eagle attacks bear
Bear: *so, you've chosen death*
me acuerdo de aquella vez en que estábam
A.V. D. Russian bear
Peace was never an option 🐥🔪
More like
Bear : hoo! So you are approaching me. Instead of running away!!
America versus Russia in a nutshell
The time lapse of the plants moving was awesome. Had no idea. Was fun to watch. Great video
It's so nice to see wild animals playing tag with each other.
Clever scientist: *makes a cool paperclip*
Everyone: "the smartest paperclip"
Clever scientist: -_-
Paper Clip: Try me! Your brain made me, but now... I am the big brain!
CHILLAX lol
Funny...
clever scientists: shh atleast they dont know about our secret experiments with sentient paperclips that feel 20x the pain humans do
haha🤣
Bear: Does nothing
Eagel: I like ya cut G
Underrated
Underrated
I wanna like so bad but it's on 69
Eagle*
Boi dat eagle
the drivethru grocery looks horribly dystopian and depressing
I know this is an old video, but I love your channel. Always positive and upbeat. Please keep them coming. 👍
" Honey, I'm going shopping need anything?"
"Yeah I need a whole box of Twix and an orange juice."
Its a new concept of laziness which grocery stores wont do or else they will get bankrupt
@@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee He says on the internet instead of walking to your house to tell you in person. So lazy...
@@SaintSC05 Yeah and they didnt even heard about Drive by instead of Drive thru and how about shoplifters
That’s what I’m talkin about
Lol
It's sad to see a paper clip with a stronger memory than me...
Wait, can you tell me what website am I in?
How do u reply to comments?
How do you watch videos?
How do you?
How do you live?
0:50
Eagle: "How much do you weight?"
Bear: "YES!"
I wish I could go back to my original shape that easily.
“Plants actually move just really slowly Me:staring at my plant😑
No
😂😂😂😂😂
Arianna Mermaid Who are you then?
😂
Same
Mom: “Go play with the neighbors kid”
The Neighbors kid: 0:49
No Hate Here this needs more likes
@@awais6710 ikr
This comment is too underrated
It looks like that snail house from Doraemon 😂
I would hang out with someone that does that
1:16 - 1:37 is Mexico City, Constituyentes corridor!
I used to travel to my college crossing all that way long daily, never thought this channel could include something like this and I would take a look at it 4 years after, jaja!
Thanks DDOI, it's been a while I've been watching your videos, great content, :)
Future shopping...
*Runs wireless credit card trough terminal*
underrated comment here, how come u don't have more likes :|
"Sorry kids, I couldn't get groceries this week, none of the lanes were open"
This is so clever I’m sad this comment is underrated
yea
Lol
😂
@@Ironmat98 no you can just buy the grocery’s from ur car lol
200 IQ paperclip
You're not Dio.
@Jacob Martinez General Kenobi you are a bold one
@Jacob Martinez
General kenobi?
Fuck the robots, the paperclips are gonna destroy the human species.
I bet the paper clip watches rick and morty
The kitty growing up is so adorable!
Haha, the "shopping in the future" thing was probably the most inefficient thing I've seen in a while. Nope, that is not gonna happen.
I wouldn't be surprised if they thought the year 2000 was gonna look like that in the 70's
For one thing, no one is gonna own a car pretty soon if the climate hysterics have their way. People will be queuing up with a donkey and cart.
It looks like it was made before Amazon got big, and before there were chips in credit cards.
Exactly what I was thinking.. so much more space required for the cars to get around..
and on top of that, they still feature a live human being at the counter, where I can allready use self-checkout counters in many local stores
2019: smart paperclip
2025: paperclip outsmarts humans
Skynet 2: Paperclip
The paperclip was the armor from video games because armor in game never scratched but break
I seen you everywhere now stop reposting comments for likes
In all honesty, it would not surprise me if that's how things turn out.
I think it already outsmarts some humans tbh
Dad: You're so lazy
Me: I actually move around a lot. I just do it really slowly
Edit: Y'all lazy
Sloths : FINALLY SOMEONE UNDESTANDS
Snails: are we a joke to u?
XD
Lol
666 likes :o
1:10 yeah, I learned that the hard way when I was growing plants indoors and wondered why they weren't growing fast even with 24/7 light.
Plants need sleep too, that relaxing at night releases a bunch of toxins... like Oxygen... toxic for plants at least. When the leaves relax water in the plant drops back down to the roots, and the light that wake the leaves back up pulls new moisture (with hormones and nutrients from the roots) up to the leaves, fruit, and flowers.
I love watching these because its clean and very entertaining
*I am a WHEEL*
hi ollie
This kid's definitely on crack right now
Its a transformer sperm...
They see me rollin'
Oliver Kirkland
weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!@!
“Plants actually move around a lot, they just do it really slowly.”
*Vegans:*
?
Lol
İ don't mind vegans being vegan but when they say "meat is made from living thinks i will eat plants because they are not living" i really became mad
@@cigdembircan9825 I think it's more like "meat is made from beings with emotions and feeling, I will eat plants because I don't wanna feel part of causing pain and suffering" and also "I don't want a graveyard of dead animals in my belly thank you very much"
Thatveganteacher is typing . . .
Always a treat . Thanks! 👍
THAT PURPLE PLANT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF BUTTERFLYS
"Plants actually move around a lot, they just do it really slowly".
You know I'm something of a plant myself.
I understood that reference
Underrated
I’m a plant too
Bahahha too
Read all your research on plant movement technology, real brilliant
The eagle and bear is just a metaphor for the Cold War
I was looking for this comment.
ohmygod
How
Lol
Jesus Christ you’re right.
That drive in supermarket was straight out some dystopia
they never thought that maybe we could order our shopping online lol
I need that wheel costume.
I'm ur 100th like
@@sonofspongebob471 Help i thought I would get 3 not 300.
I seen that on Snapchat lol
FIRE IN THE HOLE
It says I am a wheel on the back
PETITION
All slinkys must be made of nitinol
Sign below
Burgerswag 1375 signed
_signed_
_signed_
Signed
Signed
Bold of the eagle to assume he could kidnap a whole bear.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A+ for effort buddy.
You could even say, bald of the eagle.
I didn't go to college so that I could spend my time watching videos like this not thinking about how much I wasted on college while not doing my college work. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
I hope to god people don't go shopping like that in the future.
Steeling stuff would be so much easier
Let's hope God heard this pray
Edit: Finally found my comment. Thanks for the near 1k likes. Hope you guys stay safe and healthy.
Why tho?
Imagine Black Friday
MoonPie crashes upon more crashes
Plants: *moving*
Plants when the person comes: ANDY’S COMING
Underrated
Very true
@@Cr3wcmber yes
omg it's so funny 😂
Later, in 2100:
Introducing: ‘Plant’ story
(It’s a reference to toy story)
The mouse/ small rodent at the end was sooo cute!
It's amazing how kittens' eyes turn from blue to yellow, green or still remain blue. You can also notice how the cat goes through aging too. I love cats so much.
I really enjoyed that time lapse also.
Imagine making a car out of nitonol if it crashes just drive into a hot spring and you are good to go again
Dude..
MH player shut up
latisha no u
xxblueskies!
No u
DerpyCowGaming _ no u
Those plants move faster than I do when I wake up
Me.
That’s saying something
яєνᗝlยтιᗝИツ Videos mood
MrYeetos r/woosh
Ikr lol
He is so awesome and always puts what we clicked for at the beginning
Grocery shopping at a manned toll booth seems like the least accurate prediction of what shopping in the future could be like.
1:00
This cannot be a better analogy for America and Russia
How come i did not think of this while the video i watched before this was an oversimplified cold war
I know right
@@horthorthorpe if that were the case the bear and the eagle would be staring each other down
@@michaelwalsh9616 the eagle was probs staring at the bear before taggin it 😂
The eagles vs bears playoffs in a nutshell
Yes, let's have a closed building with several running cars inside, nothing bad will happen at all
They could use electric cars
electric
They should have it more open like a sonic
I imagine something that sophisticated will be filtered
Lmao it’s a concept, not like they’re building these tomorrow, I’m pretty sure they’d know better than to put who knows how much money into making it exactly like that
pretty neat concept on where you might see road rages in the future.
You saved the best for last. That made my day.
2:05 That type of shopping will only be good when everyone weighs 600 lbs.
I, Your Elder what about elders ?
I, Your Elder XDDDDD
Or if you live in America basically.
Wall- E
That’s straight out of Wall-E what do you mean
Edit: I came up with this idea in my head. I just saw another comment saying this exact thing but in different words. Great Minds Think Alike
Imagine making slinkies out of that metal. There would be a lot less angry siblings
Or how about what it's been use for for decades extend antnas Soler panels and more on in space
I wish I was « the » metal and then I’ll be straight
@@frenchie5869 Same tho
My god innovative thinking
Angry siblings?
You mean me?
The future of grocery shopping is basically gonna be just a drive-thru version.
That image of shopping in the car is probably the worst thing I have ever seen.
I can't be the only one thinking that is the worst concept for grocery shopping
Same
Samir Nazim, just another way to keep us insular and prevent interaction, socialization.
Samir Nazim yep. Only extreamly fat ppl like the idea
Samir Nazim yah it really is and would never happen, it just makes no sense
Same
Bear: Living in peace.
Eagle: Peace was never an option
USA vs USSR colorized
The fact that eagle are bird make this funny
'peac'
@@MrDead00 underrated comment
Bear: come here you little @#/#
Pretty cool paperclip you got there
It looked like that cat transforming over time was hittin a Little jig
Daily Dose: this is how we might shop in the future. Me: this is how we will shop in quarantine.
Galaxy Gi Can we just stop commenting abt quarantine it's getting old and annoying seeing every comment talk abt corona
@@taeyangshairdryer6478 But it was a funny comment...
taeyang's hairdryer Kpop is also getting boring
@@taeyangshairdryer6478 shut
Bee Neo why did you even bring Kpop into this?
The world's cutest vacuum.
ShadowSonic44 yeppp
*:)*
Facts
what kind of seeds were those?
The world's smartest whistle
That drive through shopping thing is the stuff of nightmares.
Thankfully we now have curbside pickup, same day delivery and other more convenient and less existentially terrifying options today.
At the beginning, that spring was satisfying
Apple announces the iClip, it is just a paperclip, but fancy looking and sold for 1,000$
kremit the frog Iclip 4 exclusive limited edition
Everyone: *Hell fucking yeah*
Nope
New Iclip watch! It can connect directly to your iclip.
iClipw
2:56 bye bye Earth I'm leaving for heaven...
This is wholesome, Alexa play Stairway to heaven
Judging by that bridge, one slip up and you will be in heaven
@@DatDarkDragon lmao you exactly snatched my words. 😂😂😂
@@open5939 If they fall, Alexa play highway to hell
Deepesh Basnet and he’s climbing the stairway to heaven~ anyone else recognise these lyrics?
The plant like “Nobody’s know” until the time lapse.
On my planet, plants move very quickly. We ride on them for transportation.
That paper clip has better memory than I do
Edit- omg thx I never got a ❤️
Oooooooo, thats sad.
Love4kam 1 what has this world come to
If we had memory like that we wouldn't have to take a picture of stuff before taking them apart.
I can agree more
Love4kam 1 rip
Thats the dumbest shopping idea lmao
Yes
ordering food is clearly the future and even if this was, why is there a person taking the customers payment rather than being self check out.
@@danielrodrigues8100 I imagine like, a home delivery
@@jakubsebek yeah exactly but it's not really the future since you can already do it on amazon and many other websites
MeeM cuz they could easily get all the items they want then drive away
the future shopping concept can actually be fully done today
The “neat” concept of shopping is a car dystopia
I love how he lets the self explanatory clips uncommented so we can fully enjoy them
“This person was filming this wild bear when an eagle swooped down and attacked it”
@@ownedcoot1046 just enjoy the voice
Agreed
@@ownedcoot1046 It may not have been as self-explanatory as you think. Maybe there was a fish on the bear's back. Maybe the bear and the eagles are playing, which is not completely impossible.
@@grammarpolice919 I do like his voice.
Einstein in heaven: So, humans found my paper clip...
Warning: Reply section is a war zone.
*In
God isnt real
@@dreadlist1711 omg these comments. Please just shut up like please
ARMYYYYY🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻💜💜💜
Kpoop
Must be sweet living in the future where the first thing on your grocery list is an industrial sized box of Twix.
That paperclip beats the entire point of why I pull paperclips apart.
_When you realize that the camera man was another guy on a bike...doing the same thing._
D-4ortune could of been a drone
It could only be another biker
CheezyFlakes Could of been a guy on a bike controlling the drone
@@angelplayzstuff4592 Lol no it's another biker with a head camera
Most likely a guy on rollerblades
1980s: i bet we will have the smartest paper clip in the future
2019: has flying cars
Sike
Wut
Is this a joke cuz i dont get it so please dont woosh me
@@iamnotgod1024 r/wooosh
I Am Not GOD the joke is basically the reverse of the original meme
Upgrades people upgrades
This paperclip can remember things easyer then me
That paperclip is smarter than me..
yes i know u are an idiot
Gamer boy wow nice insult
@@notmason1271 yeet
Gacha Lover tbh i can already tell
Rachel Sapphiresky wow nice insult
Paper clip: "I can always go back to my original shape"
Me: *Cuts it in half*
me: **cuts it in half and throws one half in the ocean**
paper clip: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
THE PAPER CLIP IS A STAND!
*Grows back the other half
I was actually wandering that
Big brain
This channel is like therapy
The eagle did not attack the bear, they are simply playing tag and now the bear is it.
The eagle just helped the bear scratch his back...
Eagle : i scratch ur back, was it icthy?
Bear: yes thank you, but it hurts
@@assmuncheripod973 you don't know what that is apparently.
Meet
The Flash I’m actually dead 😂
Fax bruh 😂