Vader Kills Watto - Star Wars Explained

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  • @JacksonMcKay95
    @JacksonMcKay95 Před 5 lety +18059

    Watto: “Waving your hand like you’re some sort of Je-” *starts choking*
    Vader: “Not a Jedi.”

    • @matiasluukkanen7718
      @matiasluukkanen7718 Před 5 lety +168

      Jackson McKay Remember, tricks won't work on Watto, only money.

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 Před 5 lety +34

      Jackson McKay
      Dear Jack,
      Please please please stop hiding things in my butt.. if you do not I will probably still forgive you

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Před 5 lety +8

      Nice one 🤣

    • @JacksonMcKay95
      @JacksonMcKay95 Před 5 lety +32

      Not Me I appreciate your approval of my comment, but I’m actually a TLJ fan. Sorry to disappoint.

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Před 5 lety +55

      @@JacksonMcKay95 My condolences...

  • @cerebros3671
    @cerebros3671 Před 5 lety +4554

    Darth Vader: Anakin Skywalker is Dead
    Also Darth Vader: *kills everyone who wronged Anakin Skywalker*

    • @Rckstrroma5
      @Rckstrroma5 Před 4 lety +37

      Cerebros36 yup

    • @colternewkirk6163
      @colternewkirk6163 Před 4 lety +83

      He was like the Joker

    • @789syrus789
      @789syrus789 Před 4 lety +375

      He saw Anakin as weak. So he’s doing what Anakin should have done.

    • @ncrveteranranger4454
      @ncrveteranranger4454 Před 4 lety +62

      Darth Vader looked up to Anakin when he was a child. He wishes he could be just like his hero Anakin

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard Před 4 lety +102

      Incorrect, he is killing everyone who had wronged his Mother Shmi..
      There are bits of his past, like Padme that he still holds dear to him. But Anakin was too weak, too unsure and too inexperienced to protect them.
      Now Vader lives through the hatred and kills all those who harmed his mommy.

  • @synthesize5618
    @synthesize5618 Před 5 lety +7558

    *Vader arrives in the cantina*
    Watto: “ANi mY Bo-“
    *dead*

    • @lowpull622
      @lowpull622 Před 4 lety +47

      Naw man that's took quick...if you HATED some alien that muuu-👌....😳😱😵

    • @griffinsanders1603
      @griffinsanders1603 Před 4 lety +8

      Not big surprise

    • @yaboifnafobsessedpersonher283
      @yaboifnafobsessedpersonher283 Před 4 lety +3

      Hehe...I’m the IKth like :3

    • @whiskeyandrum2504
      @whiskeyandrum2504 Před 4 lety +20

      Okay so I know you put Watto saying “ ANI “ but I saw that and immediately had Jar Jar come to mind literally yelling “ANI !!! “LOLOL

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 Před 4 lety +4

      I'm not sure Watto would recognize him.

  • @Iknowtoomuchable
    @Iknowtoomuchable Před 4 lety +3419

    Vader: *Goes back to Tatooine*
    Obi-wan: "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK"

    • @im_zenkai
      @im_zenkai Před 4 lety +73

      you're so funny mate

    • @creative-name5279
      @creative-name5279 Před 4 lety +243

      Yeah, I'm honestly surprised by this too. Are the Tusken Raiders as force sensitive as the Felucians? Probably not, but I feel like Vader has committed so many genocides against their people that he's probably earned a place in their mythology as a demon. I ask if they were force sensitive because they might have sensed Vader's presence on Tattooine.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 Před 4 lety +41

      @@creative-name5279
      In legends some have the capability of being force sensitive, however, they didn't have any species wide sensitivity to it at least no more than say humans

    • @user-bh1mi3qc4p
      @user-bh1mi3qc4p Před 4 lety +12

      oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

    • @juandavidjunco2862
      @juandavidjunco2862 Před 4 lety +48

      Vader goes for watto and Kills him
      Obi-wan: the force was with me this time

  • @brpadington
    @brpadington Před 4 lety +3285

    I never thought Anakin hated Watto. When he returns there to get his mom he seemed civil with him and Watto even seemed happy to see him.

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 Před 4 lety +895

      That was before she had died. I guess bitterness stewed in Vader and he took it out on Watto.

    • @brpadington
      @brpadington Před 4 lety +617

      @John James I think if they wanted to they could have purchased her shortly after Anakin. The Queen was wealthy and the jedi council had vast funding. Part of the Jedi training is seperation from the patents. Ultimately the Jedi and senate were complicit in her being sold.

    • @Trocav
      @Trocav Před 4 lety +102

      @John James I look at it this way . Watto couldn't give up his best two slaves . From a business stand point that makes sense.

    • @chriswilson7288
      @chriswilson7288 Před 4 lety +162

      Why isn't yall blaming the moisture farmer which was her husband and pretty much acted like it was out of his hands. Especially since he watched it happened and decided "up she gone." Kinda crazy to blame watto as he had nothing to do with it. Wished the writer at the time made sense with Anakin hatred it only is this way because it saves luke from being found by darth vader. As if anakin actually blamed the moisture farmer then luke would have been found as soon as possible. Maybe killed or turned him into an apprentice of his but instead mis directed his character.

    • @brpadington
      @brpadington Před 4 lety +36

      @@chriswilson7288 Great point. None of that was wattos fault.

  • @imranhazim5434
    @imranhazim5434 Před 4 lety +1893

    "I hate sand"
    *Vader comeback to his old planet and murder not just sandman, but also sandwoman and sandchildren and Waldo*

    • @rael7298
      @rael7298 Před 4 lety +77

      Every time he wants blow some steam or vent he's frustrations, he comes back to tatooine and massacres sand people lol

    • @spacem57
      @spacem57 Před 4 lety +27

      Sandwiches

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho Před 4 lety +31

      Waldo is no more.

    • @99Cheops99
      @99Cheops99 Před 4 lety +13

      He had to find him first.

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool Před 4 lety +50

      I guess he found Waldo.

  • @jonathan_sadler
    @jonathan_sadler Před 5 lety +3069

    No one:
    Vader: *kills Toydarians*
    The negotiations were short.

  • @Wi-Fi-El
    @Wi-Fi-El Před 5 lety +3079

    Fun fact: Watto and Mr Krabs went to business school together

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Před 5 lety +64

      I'd buy that for a dollar.

    • @Wi-Fi-El
      @Wi-Fi-El Před 5 lety +50

      @@AlexSDU neither one of em graduated

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Před 5 lety +19

      @@Wi-Fi-El LOL. How about Plankton? Did he went to the same school?

    • @poordolt6482
      @poordolt6482 Před 5 lety +42

      @@AlexSDU he went to college

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 Před 5 lety +7

      oy vey shut this down

  • @schwartzrobbins1849
    @schwartzrobbins1849 Před 4 lety +1093

    Vader: now that he’s dead...Watto do now?

    • @strikeforce1500
      @strikeforce1500 Před 4 lety +34

      Take my vote and leave

    • @adis95
      @adis95 Před 4 lety +8

      Schwartz Robbins a man with culture I see

    • @imainguanzo1992
      @imainguanzo1992 Před 4 lety +4

      @@strikeforce1500
      r/angryupvote
      r/ihavereddit

    • @noahsmind4009
      @noahsmind4009 Před 4 lety +3

      Get better jokes (jk it was good)

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 Před 4 lety +4

      @@imainguanzo1992 He didn't do the r/ so it's really not an r/ihavereddit moment

  • @MrPoke
    @MrPoke Před 5 lety +2314

    "Nobody's ever really gone..."
    Watto: "HEYA ANI!"

    • @radioactivegrass1919
      @radioactivegrass1919 Před 5 lety +172

      *Hears a voice echo off in the distance
      *MEESA BACK!*

    • @whatzittooya8117
      @whatzittooya8117 Před 5 lety +121

      No one's ever really gone
      Mace Windu: I'm going to end this once and for all.

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 Před 5 lety +14

      okay you made me laugh, now take your like and go

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 Před 5 lety +7

      @Justin Marty
      God damnit

    • @lordlucius1341
      @lordlucius1341 Před 5 lety +8

      Justin Marty
      Vader: nooooooooooooo

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth Před 4 lety +1866

    "Sweep up the shop and then you can go home, eh?"
    Yeah treated him terribly.

    • @nicholasregnault6372
      @nicholasregnault6372 Před 4 lety +243

      Ikr sounds like a day job to me

    • @TheApfelschale
      @TheApfelschale Před 4 lety +377

      Yeah, it's basically just mandatory janitors work. Anakin and his mother were even allowed to have their own house and property.

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 Před 4 lety +80

      Well watto only really kept them around for when he needed them and later on just sold shmi which ended in her death

    • @alessandragonzales8190
      @alessandragonzales8190 Před 4 lety +413

      @@traceyjacobsen8544 He sold Shmi to a guy who she fell in love with and wanted to marry her. The fact that she got killed later while she was free is in no way Watto's fault.

    • @fireguy3217
      @fireguy3217 Před 4 lety +56

      Tracey Jacobsen Blame the Tusken Raiders lol

  • @markmarin6628
    @markmarin6628 Před 5 lety +1183

    Shards of the past: episode 3- Vader tortures and kills Watto as a sidequest to a Tattoine mission

    • @danielwolfgang8234
      @danielwolfgang8234 Před 5 lety +41

      that would be pure gold in my opinion.

    • @Borastheantichrist
      @Borastheantichrist Před 5 lety +59

      Plot twist: Mace Windu kills Watto first to deny Vader the pleasure.

    • @jimmyrose7843
      @jimmyrose7843 Před 5 lety +42

      Borastheantichrist This outrageous. It’s unfair! How can one be on tattoine and be denied rank of executioner?

    • @intheflesh47
      @intheflesh47 Před 5 lety +4

      YESS

  • @raymond-reviews
    @raymond-reviews Před 5 lety +2059

    When Shmi Skywalker died, Darth Vader was born.

    • @kalletunnellinen6863
      @kalletunnellinen6863 Před 5 lety +79

      No, he did regret it afterwards. 3 years later he was born.

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz Před 5 lety +159

      @ASAP.69 He meant like Anakin's first step to the dark right after his mother's death. His comment is metaphorical.

    • @HHHH-mb5hf
      @HHHH-mb5hf Před 5 lety +125

      Vader was born when his Mother died. When he helps Sidious, its the Moment Vader defeat Anakin.

    • @kasen338
      @kasen338 Před 5 lety +4

      True that man and it was awesome to see those shades of vader

    • @michaelgerik8730
      @michaelgerik8730 Před 5 lety +2

      Raymond Reviews no. Vader was born from Jabba the hut

  • @ararepotato1420
    @ararepotato1420 Před 4 lety +1244

    I never hated Watto. Dude let Anakin pod race, gave him and his mom a home, was willing to let him leave based on the results of a race, sold his mom to a good man. He was just greedy and rough around the edges. He even seemed happy to see that Anakin became a jedi.

    • @mercmanmagik5250
      @mercmanmagik5250 Před 4 lety +85

      Exactly.

    • @TechnicSky
      @TechnicSky Před 4 lety +138

      Still a slaver though

    • @mercmanmagik5250
      @mercmanmagik5250 Před 4 lety +175

      @@TechnicSky where all slaves. Leash is just longer

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Před 4 lety +60

      Merk Six18 Careful where you point that edge.

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 Před 4 lety +29

      @@mercmanmagik5250 True. And when you wield the power of the Force, there is no reason to tolerate it.
      Use the Force to break your chains. Strike your masters down. Free the innocents from tyranny. Serve the needs of the oppressed.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 Před 5 lety +348

    He wouldn't take Imperial Credits so he paid with his life in exchange

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos Před 5 lety +6

      I know this is a joke, but Imperial credits are the only credits in the galaxy that mean anything.

    • @wisecrack3461
      @wisecrack3461 Před 5 lety +3

      "He paid with his blood" -An Imperial

  • @divijkhaitan1619
    @divijkhaitan1619 Před 5 lety +305

    1:20
    They were like animals, so he slaughtered them like animals

  • @AVatLexus
    @AVatLexus Před 4 lety +1132

    Is anyone else having trouble imagining Vader keeping a journal?!

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang Před 4 lety +72

      Might be a holocron as a journal.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 Před 4 lety +146

      Dear Diary, I just murdered this mother fucked

    • @ethant1372
      @ethant1372 Před 4 lety +92

      Dear diary, I had slaughtered 80 younglings today.

    • @ru6en800
      @ru6en800 Před 4 lety +70

      Dear diary
      Today I killed my wife because she doesn't what to bring peace and justice to my new empire

    • @bamson231
      @bamson231 Před 4 lety +73

      Dear diary, I just YEETED the emperor in a bottomless pit

  • @SunBrohan
    @SunBrohan Před 5 lety +420

    Looks like the chance Cube failed Wotto again

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf Před 5 lety +21

      Truth is...
      It was rigged from the start.

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp439 Před 4 lety +541

    vader: * spots old pod racer * you troopers go on, i got something to do
    2 parsecs later
    vader in pod racer: WEEEEEEEEE

  • @sillycybersnake3590
    @sillycybersnake3590 Před 4 lety +154

    Oh, so this is why Watto wasn't in Rise of Skywalker.

    • @KadurOrdo
      @KadurOrdo Před 4 lety

      Actually funny

    • @MrJosh5191
      @MrJosh5191 Před 4 lety

      He was!

    • @KadurOrdo
      @KadurOrdo Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrJosh5191 ...what? Are you being serious?
      I cant remember but are you sure it was Watto and not just one of his race?

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 Před 4 lety +11

      Watto was in The Force Awakens! During the torture scene with Michael Jackson and the 11-year-old kid

    • @MrJosh5191
      @MrJosh5191 Před 4 lety +2

      @@KadurOrdo no my bad he wasn't

  • @Sphynx_Psy-Lynx
    @Sphynx_Psy-Lynx Před 5 lety +1551

    Ironic, isn't it?
    A jedi that has a strong dislike of slavers,
    Becomes a sith that nearly enslaves the entire galaxy...

    • @bragnir
      @bragnir Před 5 lety +194

      Palpatine enslaved the Galaxy. Vader freed it. One Imperial Officer at a time.

    • @Sphynx_Psy-Lynx
      @Sphynx_Psy-Lynx Před 5 lety +49

      @@bragnir If death = freedom in your point of view? Then lol
      Sheev played politics, Vader did the legwork (lol). Vader became a slave again, but a slave who started enslaving others. A slave-master, if you will.
      In the end, from a certain point of view, I guess you could say he freed the galaxy.. From himself..
      Really he killed palpy so his kids (mostly just Luke) wouldn't end up being shocked to death. Doubt it ever occurred to him in that moment every other being in the galaxy, or even afterwards, probably. Up to that point he wanted to rule the galaxy with Luke.
      To free it.. By enslaving it..
      And "saving them from their own stupidity", I guess.

    • @bragnir
      @bragnir Před 5 lety +24

      @@Sphynx_Psy-Lynx The Empire did have many a case of suicide by Sith, yes.

    • @Sphynx_Psy-Lynx
      @Sphynx_Psy-Lynx Před 5 lety +1

      @@bragnir Namely Vader and Sheev. lol

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti Před 5 lety +3

      @@bragnir It was considered a real working hazard among the middle management.

  • @trabadoireacht6545
    @trabadoireacht6545 Před 5 lety +1616

    I could forgive the younglings
    I could forgive padme
    I could forgive obi wan kenobi
    But watto
    Was
    Too
    Far

  • @angierisner2996
    @angierisner2996 Před 4 lety +184

    I can only imagine Vader saying "now it's jar jar's turn."

    • @brolytriplethreat
      @brolytriplethreat Před 4 lety +12

      You assume he wasn't top of the list

    • @blaisefontenot3570
      @blaisefontenot3570 Před 4 lety +15

      Angie Risner Except Jar Jar is a Sith Lord or Atleast, that was orignally gonna be revealed in “Revenge of the Sith” , but he would be killed by the Jedi.

    • @angierisner2996
      @angierisner2996 Před 4 lety +3

      @@blaisefontenot3570 I knew that, i just thought it was funny.

    • @blopp6240
      @blopp6240 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm waiting for Disney's + jar jar series

    • @pedzad9528
      @pedzad9528 Před 4 lety

      But what is an apprentice to a *S I T H* (ok that joke is really old)

  • @ShinyMemlek
    @ShinyMemlek Před 4 lety +383

    "Killing not just the men, but the women and children too"
    Memes are fault, that I laughed so hard, when he said it

  • @alexanderchaiken2877
    @alexanderchaiken2877 Před 5 lety +139

    " *Revenge* will do fine."
    "No, it won't!"

  • @harrydbastard
    @harrydbastard Před 4 lety +329

    He made him watch the last jedi on repeat. True torture

  • @isengrim99
    @isengrim99 Před 5 lety +97

    "What's your job?" "I harvest moisture."

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber Před 4 lety +22

      When you live on a planet that's nothing but desert, that's actually a VERY important job. :P

    • @quodterminosjustifyquodmed6616
      @quodterminosjustifyquodmed6616 Před 4 lety +3

      Girl on date: what do you do for a living?
      Professional snooker player: I hit balls with a stick.

    • @timothyswag3594
      @timothyswag3594 Před 4 lety +3

      70 year old grandma: I sell my moisture for a little extra money on the side.

  • @richiedyson1582
    @richiedyson1582 Před 5 lety +536

    Do a video on R2-D2 and his war crimes

    • @nestor1907
      @nestor1907 Před 5 lety +11

      99th like dropped

    • @kupieckorzenny5093
      @kupieckorzenny5093 Před 5 lety +54

      Hitler < Stalin < Mao < R2D2

    • @garfieif8187
      @garfieif8187 Před 5 lety +12

      This comment should be hearted

    • @nestor1907
      @nestor1907 Před 5 lety +3

      @@garfieif8187 it has been liked, at least

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist Před 5 lety +10

      @@kupieckorzenny5093 Hitler < Eisenhower< Churchill < Stalin < Mao

  • @BenriBea
    @BenriBea Před 4 lety +286

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Watto sold Anakin’s soul for 62 cents

  • @jordancybernetique6664
    @jordancybernetique6664 Před 5 lety +218

    Wait, wait, wait...*what about the droid attack on the wookies?*

    • @mr.mighty.m
      @mr.mighty.m Před 5 lety +22

      You’re right. It’s a system we cannot afford to lose.

    • @Feber2001
      @Feber2001 Před 5 lety

      ...On the cookies.

    • @jordancybernetique6664
      @jordancybernetique6664 Před 5 lety +2

      @Genreguru It's treason then.
      *AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRH*

    • @Deadpool-px2nm
      @Deadpool-px2nm Před 5 lety

      Genreguru nope u just dont have a sense of humor

    • @jackgray2419
      @jackgray2419 Před 5 lety

      Jordan Cybernetique What about the wookie attack on the droids?

  • @kylew.4896
    @kylew.4896 Před 3 lety +17

    How could Vader go back to tattoine and not feel the presence of Obi Wan? As soon as he stepped on the Death Star he noticed him

    • @dijital4801
      @dijital4801 Před 10 měsíci

      the death star was smaller than Tatooine so they'd be closer

  • @kolezlaw1797
    @kolezlaw1797 Před 4 lety +82

    We need a Watto spinoff movie where he goes on a romantic, swashbuckling adventure thought the Galaxy.

  • @bootdude7527
    @bootdude7527 Před 4 lety +42

    Watto: AYE ITS LITTLE ANI I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SI------
    Darth Vader: Its Darth damnit

  • @jackbits6397
    @jackbits6397 Před 5 lety +165

    Slavery was a reality of life in the outer rim. Not that Watto was nice but Shym and Anakin seemed healthy and well fed. I would think Sebulba would be the guy to go cut to ribbons before Watto.

    • @MournfulDust
      @MournfulDust Před 5 lety +23

      I agree, i think it is a little pathetic how much hate Watto gets, even though he was like one of the nicest owners you could end up with and i am quite sure Anakin and his mother would have been in a lot worse conditions if it wasn't for him.

    • @user-qp9en3ye3l
      @user-qp9en3ye3l Před 5 lety +9

      @@MournfulDust Doesn't change the fact that he was a slaveowner.

    • @MournfulDust
      @MournfulDust Před 5 lety +23

      @@user-qp9en3ye3l So what? Killing everyone who does things that contradict your morals is not justice but evil. Ofc Vader is evil, but killing Watto is no exception to many of his other, vile deeds.
      Is Watto to blame for the fact that Slavery was common on Tattoine? Is Watto at fault for the Republic being weak, incompetent and unwilling to enforce it's laws?
      Is there any realistic thing he could have done better? Maybe, but in the end he was treating Anakin and his mother rather well.

    • @BewareTheCarpenter
      @BewareTheCarpenter Před 5 lety +12

      How many 9-year-olds are there today with enough free time and money that they could build or fully restore a race car?
      Of Watto hadn't engaged in slavery, Anakin and Shmi would have still been slaves to the huts.

    • @danieljones5754
      @danieljones5754 Před 5 lety +3

      @@BewareTheCarpenter the definition of bootlicker

  • @deleted_215
    @deleted_215 Před 4 lety +40

    Planets the Death Star destroyed
    1.Alderaan
    2.Scarif
    3.Any planet with sand on it

  • @Nicholas_Chen_
    @Nicholas_Chen_ Před 5 lety +210

    Damn that Vader's POV was disturbing, the way he described it

  • @RealBabuFrik
    @RealBabuFrik Před 4 lety +83

    If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance I would use Force inappropriately

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys Před 4 lety +15

      And that, would easily lead you down the road to the dark side, and not being a jedi anymore. XD

    • @RealBabuFrik
      @RealBabuFrik Před 4 lety +1

      @@KuraIthys True😂

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 Před 4 lety +20

      @@KuraIthys what good did all that blind light do for Yoda? His students turned to the dark side, he was wrong abt almost everything and Palps beat his ass he had to go into hiding and lie to a young man to kill his own father 🤨 I chose the grey. Hell even the dark side has more logic than the stupid teaching of the righteous jedi. Yes its evil, but better evil than dumb

    • @Funforpotatoes
      @Funforpotatoes Před 4 lety +2

      anycullen21 lmao his students did not turn to the dark side only anakin did because of palpatine manipulated him.

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Funforpotatoes did you forget count dooku???

  • @flaksoft8003
    @flaksoft8003 Před 4 lety +6

    Vader gets drunk, then takes a shuttle to tatooine and violently strikes every grain of sand he can find

  • @nevasoba5953
    @nevasoba5953 Před 5 lety +185

    I know Jedi Anakin didn't like watto very much always wondered what Vader would do if they crossed paths

  • @mrjhayes7134
    @mrjhayes7134 Před 5 lety +20

    Watto: *"I'm a toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me; only money! No money. No parts. No de-"*
    * *all sheet metal and parts in the junk yard starts rumbling and crumple as they begin to float* *

    • @mercmanmagik5250
      @mercmanmagik5250 Před 4 lety

      A "like" for your effort

    • @rafidi1692
      @rafidi1692 Před 4 lety

      How charitable of You announcing You give out likes as if he is Your personal court jester.

    • @grif419
      @grif419 Před 4 lety

      Para Bamba Who pissed in your Honey Nut Cheerios?

  • @cedriceichenauer4490
    @cedriceichenauer4490 Před 4 lety +369

    Did I miss something? The last thing I've heard was that Anakin liked Watto because Watto was nice to Anakin and treated them well even if he was a Slavekeeper.

    • @MetroXLR99
      @MetroXLR99 Před 4 lety +51

      well, he isn't Anakin anymore.
      ..seriously, these Jedi and Sith types act like they have split personalities when it comes to identity.

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. Před 4 lety +11

      @@MetroXLR99 It's part of the Sith transformation. Cast aside who you once were

    • @MetroXLR99
      @MetroXLR99 Před 4 lety +8

      @@DarkLink1996. oh, I am aware of their traditions and why..doesn't change crazy it is, though.
      The fact that Luke managed to get through to Vader in the end just proved the "Anakin is Dead" is purely psychological, and Vader wasn't as strong with the Dark Side as he thought.

    • @crimsonking440
      @crimsonking440 Před 4 lety +11

      @@MetroXLR99
      I just imagine every morning he woke in that pod thing he looked in a mirror and said "you aren't Anakin. Anakin is dead" and started crying and the emperor watched it and laughed.

    • @MetroXLR99
      @MetroXLR99 Před 4 lety +9

      @@crimsonking440 In his earliest days he probably did struggle with that.
      But, after a decade, Vader channeled that pain which made him incredibly powerful.
      I'll still never forget the comic page where he killed a Darth Maul clone by impaling himself, and only survived because he hated himself so much.

  • @TheBohobemeister
    @TheBohobemeister Před 5 lety +70

    Yay! Good job, Vader! You got revenge on that sleemo!
    As always, wonderful video!

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory  Před 5 lety +17

    "only money..."
    "only...the force"

    • @Luke_Marto
      @Luke_Marto Před 5 lety +1

      Star Wars Theory is this canon ?

  • @Napalm_Pancakes
    @Napalm_Pancakes Před 4 lety +33

    I love that he says “the power of the force”
    NOT the power of the dark side

  • @omegamaximus1727
    @omegamaximus1727 Před 5 lety +48

    I would’ve rather see Anakin murder the Sand People on screen and keep it there instead of being cut out.

    • @ExistentHope
      @ExistentHope Před 5 lety +6

      Would have made Episode II more epic and better

    • @somehaloguy9372
      @somehaloguy9372 Před 4 lety +1

      Just a 5 minute scene of him going into all the huts murdering everyone

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 Před 5 lety +89

    Okay, question - did Watto really treat Ani that badly ? I'll admit that i do not have to much Legend-knowledge concerning this particular point, so it's an honest question. Just judging from Episodes I and II and what little i remember from their novelizations, it seems to me that, for slave standards, Anakin did have a rather good life. I mean, yeah, sure, 'good' is relative, but Watto did seem to hold him in quite high regard, even let him do podraces (something that humans weren't exactly all that famous for, meaning he could potentially loose a valuable slave through this), didn't let him work to death and at times released him from his duties early and he even seemed somewhat delighted to see him again in Episode II (again, 'happy' is relative).

    • @aeterna789
      @aeterna789 Před 5 lety +8

      Also include the fact that (1) Ani and Shmi were allowed their own home outside Watto's compound; (2) Ani and Shmi seems to be well fed; (3) both were allowed to have their own property [I think they were]; and (4) no signs of physical abuse.

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 Před 5 lety +5

      To be completely fair, Watto being so cordial to Anni was likely affected by Watto hitting it rough and seeing a familiar face in high places. He let Anakin podrace with Watto's pod, but this was likely about noticing the boy's gift and then trying to exploit it to get good podracer winnings (and he'd be the one keeping them all, notice the terms of his initial bet with Qui-Gon). Lastly, in the videogame "SW: The Phantom Menace" I think an entire region of Mos Eisley is shown as "Slave Quarters", so for slaves to have their own houses is not uncommon.

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 Před 4 lety

      @L3- -37 Yes it was, thank you!

    • @maosama3695
      @maosama3695 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aeterna789 I mean Anakin was able to build a pod from wattos scraps and possibly watto intentionally left perfectly working parts for Anakin to find.
      Plus watto sold his mum to a family that he knows we're good people and her mum was able to marry as a freewoman. Watto's character seems like a rough conman but inside he's good.

  • @BrokenCurtain
    @BrokenCurtain Před 4 lety +37

    Watto: "Ani my boy!"
    Anakin: **glares at Watto**
    Watto: "After I heard that you helped to free Naboo by blowing up that spaceship, I expected your girlfriend over there to show up and take your mother with her. Where have you been all those years?"
    Anakin: **glares at Padme**

  • @Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow
    @Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow Před 4 lety +20

    Tusken Raiders: exist
    Anakin: im about to end *the men, the women, and the children too*

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III Před 5 lety +206

    Anakin killed the men women And children too
    But nobody ever talks about the dog creatures they kept

    • @xSharpW
      @xSharpW Před 4 lety +5

      He...hm...I know he is an evil lord and everything but would he really kill the equivalent to a dog? ...probably but it's still sad.

    • @lowpull622
      @lowpull622 Před 4 lety +1

      Why would anysand hate a sandman's best friend!?

    • @plaguemarine7767
      @plaguemarine7767 Před 4 lety +1

      @@xSharpW yeah he would he probably severed a sand dudes spine and then force smashed his dog over him so the sand dude drowns in his own dogs blood.

    • @joemixon834
      @joemixon834 Před 4 lety

      They died from starvation

    • @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
      @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Před 4 lety +1

      @@joemixon834 honestly with that many corpses around I think the dogs could do fine under carrony.

  • @PuccaLover15
    @PuccaLover15 Před 5 lety +8

    Watto: (in a lot of pain) why are you doing this?
    Vader: Shmi Skywalker died because of you.
    Watto (shocked) Shmi Skywalker? But no one...Ani?
    Vader: Ani is dead. He died the night Shmi died. From Aniken Skywalker birthed Darth Vader. Good bye, Watto (ends him)

  • @peryite9979
    @peryite9979 Před 5 lety +40

    I would love to see him reveal his identity to him before killing him

  • @ace360
    @ace360 Před 5 lety +159

    Karma came back for Watto..in The Form of Darth Vader!🔥🐉👊👍

    • @swiftstreak98
      @swiftstreak98 Před 5 lety +1

      You reap what you sow

    • @drownedcactus5618
      @drownedcactus5618 Před 5 lety +2

      Yes fire dragon punch thumbs up!

    • @rajvader
      @rajvader Před 5 lety +5

      If your Karma looks like a seven-foot cyborg Grim Reaper samurai, you have made very poor life decisions indeed!

  • @jjs6568
    @jjs6568 Před 4 lety +3

    I can only imagine it starts with vader force gripping and crippling watto's wings. Then letting him fall to the ground in pain. Then slowly making his way over to him as Watto weakly gets to his feet, then the last we see of Watto, is him cowering in the shadow of vader.

  • @darthrevan704
    @darthrevan704 Před 5 lety +4

    if only watto knew

  • @spiderxand
    @spiderxand Před 5 lety +43

    Can't say I'm surprised. I was actually expecting this.

  • @Lukethefox
    @Lukethefox Před 5 lety +20

    In the Legends comic 'Old Wounds' it was implied that Watto was killed by Darth Maul whilst getting information out of him on Obi-Wan's whereabouts.

  • @shantanujaykar292
    @shantanujaykar292 Před 5 lety +17

    Man, you seriously need to take a break. Don't you get tired. You have three active channels with each having a daily upload. Take rest, enjoy with family, pump yourself with the force and then come back. We all will always be there for you.

  • @lennylinn6275
    @lennylinn6275 Před 5 lety +40

    I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the galaxy when I see a Star Wars theory video I click simple as that.

    • @stevennieves6590
      @stevennieves6590 Před 5 lety

      Haha. I miss Jango...

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 Před 5 lety +1

      Lenny Linn what a dumb comment man

    • @bsnf-5
      @bsnf-5 Před 5 lety

      the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent.

    • @stevennieves6590
      @stevennieves6590 Před 5 lety

      Y'all dont even understand his reference and think you have room to talk 😁

  • @born2biscuit
    @born2biscuit Před 4 lety +7

    i dont think watto was that bad, anakin and shmi seemed to live relatively comfortably despite being slaves. Also he seemed genuinely happy to see anakin in episode 2.

  • @philheier6345
    @philheier6345 Před 5 lety +49

    Very nice. I would like tp see this in Canon in a novel or a Movie.

  • @filmscorn1105
    @filmscorn1105 Před 5 lety +29

    Now, What would happen if Anakin helped him with the dead beats that owed him money?

  • @Nate-ce7jc
    @Nate-ce7jc Před 4 lety +8

    Imagine how Obi-Wan would’ve reacted to learning that Vader is back on Tatooine

  • @t.f1905
    @t.f1905 Před 5 lety +174

    Nice video, Darth Vader/Anakin is totally right to slay this bast***

    • @mw3videoguy
      @mw3videoguy Před 5 lety

      Tim Friedel lmao

    • @Octopig44
      @Octopig44 Před 5 lety

      Dude you are allowed to say bastard.

    • @siontopps4375
      @siontopps4375 Před 5 lety

      Murder is still murder, and it's wrong. Although he had it coming

    • @NeoShineLP
      @NeoShineLP Před 5 lety

      @Jun Okura I literally see Watto as an employer with employees that cant quit their job.

    • @mizu1153
      @mizu1153 Před 5 lety

      @@siontopps4375 well if it's in Star Wars then it's totally fine to murder

  • @kobycollins8215
    @kobycollins8215 Před 5 lety +14

    I guess I never put it together that Anikan has a half sibling and that's why luke calls them aunt and uncle

    • @benbailey3106
      @benbailey3106 Před 5 lety

      @Crowbar. 27 stepbrother and stepsister-in-law, no half

  • @TheDan744
    @TheDan744 Před 4 lety +30

    According to "The rise and fall of Darth Vader" (Legends) Watto was actually very nice to his slaves.

  • @jonnythealpaca3255
    @jonnythealpaca3255 Před 5 lety +75

    I guess lightsabers worked on him tho

  • @AgentM79
    @AgentM79 Před 5 lety +15

    Maybe Vader crushed Watto with three tons of Imperial credits. After all, money works on Toydarians, and Vader was very creative.....

    • @brother_bear_one7340
      @brother_bear_one7340 Před 5 lety +5

      I could see him doing that, given Vader's dark sarcasm.

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn Před 5 lety +8

      Watto: Imperial credits are no good out here. I need something more real.
      Vader: I don't have anything else, but credits will do fine.
      Watto: No, they won't.
      Vader: Credits will do fine.
      Watto: No, they won't!
      Vader: (crushes Watto with three tons of imperial credits) Yes, they will.

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ShawndaPrawn watto: (crawls out of pile of credits completely unharmed) " no they wont"

    • @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340
      @dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340 Před 4 lety +2

      MadCap Vader: That’s it. *Slices Watto’s head off with lightsaber*

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340 watto: (puts head back on) "what you think your some kinda jedi waving your light saber around? I'm a toydarian light sabers dont work on me, only money"

  • @xxxxxx5868
    @xxxxxx5868 Před 4 lety +4

    4:08
    "I imagine he sliced off his wings, then force chocked him. Possibly breaking his bones. I don't wanna get too dark"
    Dark Eldar: *laughs in [censored]*

  • @Wagwanfellasses
    @Wagwanfellasses Před 5 lety +147

    Who else likes instantly? You know it’s gonna be a good one

  • @darthsidious2561
    @darthsidious2561 Před 5 lety +8

    I can feel Vaders anger. It gives him focus. Makes him strongaaa😆😊

    • @gabrielaj2066
      @gabrielaj2066 Před 5 lety

      Darth Sidious I still can't believe, you and Darth plagueis created him

    • @darthsidious2561
      @darthsidious2561 Před 5 lety

      @@gabrielaj2066 Yeah we did it and I liked it. Ok Vader failed versus a fucking weaker opponent "Obi-Wan Kenobi",because he was an unfocused and emotional hindered idiot and got almost killed, but he still became a powerful Sith and did a good job for the Sith Order and Empire. But in the end Plagueis and me failed... Vader a.k.a Anakin Skywalker destroyed the Sith... Fucking Chosen One

  • @Lexman509
    @Lexman509 Před 4 lety +5

    "Republic credits are no good here, I need something more re.... ACH! "

  • @pantyslack
    @pantyslack Před 5 lety +5

    “Sautering not only the men, but the women and children too” wow I can’t believe Anakin fixed their stuff

  • @WolfManLego
    @WolfManLego Před 5 lety +29

    wAtTo bOuT the droid attacks On the Wookies?

  • @shadowdramon01
    @shadowdramon01 Před 2 lety +1

    I don’t remember the name of the book, but I remember reading one where Leia and Han explore Anakin’s childhood home and find journals from Shmi that reveal Klieg technically didn’t buy her, but rather he fell in love and since she was a slave and couldn’t marry him, and Watto wouldn’t sell her because his business went to crap after he lost Anakin and he didn’t want to lose her, the Lars came up with some sort of plan to trick Watto into selling her to them so that Klieg could, immediately, free and marry her.

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn Před 5 lety +7

    For all we know, perhaps Darth Jar Jar got to Watto before Vader could, just to annoy him.

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm Před 5 lety

      Yup watto literally ripped his f██king ear off just end his suffering...

  • @44sleek25
    @44sleek25 Před 5 lety +1896

    "Ani little Ani.?" *Gets stabbed through the heart*

  • @JPVisuals1
    @JPVisuals1 Před 5 lety +20

    Vader should have pulled the wings off Watto...

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. Před 5 lety +11

    Did Vader find his slave friend from childhood? You know, the one he just left behind.

  • @slune85
    @slune85 Před 5 lety +4

    "Blast em!"

  • @wbhurt01
    @wbhurt01 Před 5 lety +8

    Force Unleashed reboot but with Vader? We could get a serious look into Vader’s power and inner struggles

  • @犬の大将
    @犬の大将 Před 4 lety +13

    I sure as hell hope not. Despite Watto’s treatment of the boy; he reacted with fondness upon seeing him in Attack of the Clones. He was upfront with the fact that he had sold Shmi and he was more than willing to help Anakin find his mother.
    As Darth Vader, while he hated slave traders, I don’t see him wasting time on Watto.

  • @5760Santos
    @5760Santos Před 5 lety +18

    You should make a little film of Vador killing Watto!!

  • @babyback8799
    @babyback8799 Před 4 lety +78

    Look up “Space Jew” and then look at the images. You’ll see tons of pictures of Watto.

    • @MasterRoyalSnow
      @MasterRoyalSnow Před 4 lety +2

      Ferengi

    • @Bus_Driver117
      @Bus_Driver117 Před 4 lety +4

      Babyback the Butcher fuck I laughed

    • @bangboomdie3326
      @bangboomdie3326 Před 4 lety +1

      Babyback the Butcher why!!! Why is that a thing

    • @Darkon2050
      @Darkon2050 Před 4 lety

      Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal Why haven’t you ever looked it up before?!

  • @DPPD1029
    @DPPD1029 Před 4 lety +1

    Watto:Business is business ahh.
    Vader:ok bud

  • @blankpage9277
    @blankpage9277 Před 4 lety +8

    5:14 I never noticed Yoda's tiny bed and desk. That's adorable.

  • @patmcnamara9081
    @patmcnamara9081 Před 4 lety +5

    In another storyline it was Darth Maul that killed Waddell he wouldn’t give any information on Luke’s whereabouts

  • @ofthenight432
    @ofthenight432 Před 4 lety +2

    "I had a dream I was a Jedi, I came back here and freed all the slaves..."
    How cool would it be to find out in canon that Anakin had no idea he'd do this but as a Dark Lord of The Sith.
    Vaders revenge for all his pain and suffering from his childhood and his mothers death.

  • @paulm8138
    @paulm8138 Před 5 lety +6

    “Records from tatooine preclude that is was watto” that literally means it wasn’t watto...

  • @123Dilmore
    @123Dilmore Před 4 lety +4

    I only see opportunities here. Use Watto’s species and the Huts to do genetic experiments to make Super soldier Storm Troopers.

  • @wales2k4747
    @wales2k4747 Před 4 lety +1

    “I’ll tell what you get! You get what you FUCKING DESERVE!” *Shoots Watto with a blaster.*

  • @armandorivera3425
    @armandorivera3425 Před 4 lety +5

    Can we all just take a second and look at 0:03 Master Ginyu xD

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle Před 4 lety +3

    Watto didn't really deserve it. Owning slaves is kind of shitty but he never seemed to be a cruel master. I never really saw him beat Anakin or Shmi or starve them or even overwork them. There are the devices that cause them to blow up if they escape, which is shitty, but he seemed much kinder than other slave masters and he acted more like a manager than a slaver. If it was that bad, I imagine Anakin and Shmi would outright beg Qui Gon to free them.

    • @Giant2005
      @Giant2005 Před 3 lety

      This!
      Most of the time Anakin spent his time sitting around and doing nothing. When he was working, it was on pointless chores Watto gave him just to give him something to do. I'm not sure Shmi even worked at all. They were probably costing Watto more than they were worth, because of the cost of feeding, clothing, and housing them, and getting very little in return.
      All of the haters should watch Schindler's List, as Watto and Schindler aren't so far apart. They both live in tyrannical environments while working within the confines of those environments to protect the victims of those environments.
      Imagine how much worse it would have been for them if Watto hadn't taken them in. Think about how useless Shmi would have been as a slave while heavily pregnant or nursing a baby. She and Anakin both would have died on the streets.

  • @robertdullnig3625
    @robertdullnig3625 Před 4 lety +2

    "One day, while moisture farming . . ." Golden.

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 Před 5 lety +7

    I don't know. Slavery is still horrible, but I've encountered far worse bosses. Watto is tough, but seems like a fair boss who gives credit where it's due

    • @leecason9468
      @leecason9468 Před 5 lety +2

      I agree. This was more like indentured servitude. Shmi was able to keep and earn her own money. Enough to provide a decent home life for young anakon. As far as I know he was never physically abusive

    • @juanogonzalez645
      @juanogonzalez645 Před 5 lety +3

      Not to mention when adult Anakin appeared in front of him he seems to be genuinely happy to see him, even if it was for selfish reasons. Any slave owner that treated them mercilessly would be scared rather than happy enough to consider they would help them (for the old times). There must have been moments where Watto overdid as their owner but feels like they were isolated events. Who knows maybe in another context (remove Schmi for whatever reason) Anakin could ve help him (not exactly with his mischiefs) out of boredom

  • @lamhotsimamora9189
    @lamhotsimamora9189 Před 5 lety +8

    He didnt only kill watto but he killed his wife,and children as well

  • @Ted_II
    @Ted_II Před 4 lety +2

    I would imagine he used the force to peel his mind layer by layer, separating every neural connection one by one with the force as he held him suspended in air unable to move, and/or crushed him with unbearable emotional weight, essentially channeling his own pain into Watto and incinerating his mind with his own pent-up rage, then decapitating him with his lightsaber as Watto clung to his last strand of life. I'd imagine that's something Vader would do.

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 Před 4 lety +1

      Ever wonder what it is like to "know" you are Winning, only to get three of your limbs fire cut off of you ? Then to slowly slide down burning sand till your whole body is cover in flames ? Burning away most of the Skin from your body...Here is the best part, to find out that the one person you will give Everything up for died by your own hand. Can you image how that would fell ?
      I will show you.
      O.B, Wan got off way to easy on the Death Star.

  • @conorb909
    @conorb909 Před 5 lety +13

    What if somebody else on Tatooine had a T-14 hyperdrive????

    • @RDGR8
      @RDGR8 Před 5 lety +5

      Conor Boyd then the galaxy wouldve been peaceful

  • @Justicsgenie
    @Justicsgenie Před 5 lety +46

    Star wars theory: WATTO IS A MONSTER
    Watto just being a good slave owner. Letting anakin go home early often, make sure he has an home and a job, give him enough time and recourses for anakin to build a pod racer and C3PO

    • @thatoneguynextdoor8794
      @thatoneguynextdoor8794 Před 4 lety +11

      "Good slave owner" is an oxymoron.

    • @dt6119
      @dt6119 Před 4 lety +3

      @@thatoneguynextdoor8794 I think genie means watto is as good as you can get.

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 Před 4 lety

      @John James With that logic, all the school shooters aren't at fault, its the guns

    • @chriswilson7288
      @chriswilson7288 Před 4 lety +3

      So u chose to ignore the fact her "husband " decided to not even fight for her though sand people are dumb as heck and pretty much was like she ded. Didn't even attempt to save her even with anakin a jedi knight as back up. Suxs he blames watto for nothing basically and held her husband as not even responsible though he didn't do shit. But i guess its written that way as if he did hold the farmer responsible then luke would have been found.

    • @schrodingerskatze6487
      @schrodingerskatze6487 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chriswilson7288 If I remember the novel correctly, Lars DID mount a rescue party together with six or so other farmers, got blasters, speederbikes, everything. BUT the Tusken set up a trap because they are far from being stupid dust dwellers, by spanning several very sturdy wires all over the path they took and knew the farmers would follow, waiting for the them. So when the rescue party rushed down the path, in a hurry to rescue Shmi, they of course did not notice the frikken razor floss and most of them got cut into bloody pieces instantly, Jin Ro style (this is where Lars lost both of his legs and has to use a hover chair since then, dunno why they show him with legs in the movie), with the Tusken decending on the few survivors, tearing them appart. One other farmer managed to escape together with a heavily wounded Lars. When Anakin arrives at Tattoine to find his mom, that was a mere week or so after the whole fiasco, I´d like to see any person to be like "Yepp, just lost my legs and a lot of my friends, have been put through a near death expierience and am crippled and traumatised for life now but sure, I´ll float out there and try again right now. Just lemme paint a big target on my forehead first."

  • @thegoodwin
    @thegoodwin Před 4 lety +2

    Watto: Ani...little Ani?
    Vader: *force chokes watto.

  • @izumishion6267
    @izumishion6267 Před 4 lety +3

    *Watto has entered the chat*
    *Darth Vader has entered the chat*
    Watto: ANI my boy. How are yo-
    *Watto has been Kicked from the chat by Darth Vader.*