American Samoa vs Australia 0-31

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  • čas přidán 10. 06. 2006
  • American Samoa gets owned by Australia 0-31. Archie Thompson scores 13 goals in that game and gets left out of the next game.
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  • @Ainator_
    @Ainator_ Před 3 lety +11397

    them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years
    CZcams:

  • @khalidsparrow101
    @khalidsparrow101 Před 4 lety +34000

    Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.

    • @anikahmed1476
      @anikahmed1476 Před 4 lety +247

      Lol😅😅

    • @-bikozuka-951
      @-bikozuka-951 Před 4 lety +83

      Hhhahahaha legend

    • @mit.gurkal4358
      @mit.gurkal4358 Před 4 lety +225

      Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min

    • @CLA88IFIED
      @CLA88IFIED Před 4 lety +269

      mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷‍♂️

    • @fxexpert4541
      @fxexpert4541 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party

  • @Da1KingDuk
    @Da1KingDuk Před 2 lety +11900

    *Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho

    • @k_venom908
      @k_venom908 Před 2 lety +1389

      But still tho 31 is too much

    • @Da1KingDuk
      @Da1KingDuk Před 2 lety +97

      @@k_venom908 faxs

    • @alexh479
      @alexh479 Před 2 lety +432

      Wow it was so unfair

    • @fredrikjulsenandersen
      @fredrikjulsenandersen Před 2 lety +752

      They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.

    • @SPZ909
      @SPZ909 Před 2 lety +747

      This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Před rokem +1441

    I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂

    • @user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj
      @user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj Před rokem +227

      Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person

    • @crons8557
      @crons8557 Před rokem +88

      He didn’t perform enough in this match.

    • @Brams2777
      @Brams2777 Před rokem +50

      Should've scored 23!

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Před rokem +21

      Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year.
      Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.

    • @pantherz9103
      @pantherz9103 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years.
      Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.

  • @clahrenssgramula4374
    @clahrenssgramula4374 Před 4 lety +48901

    if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game

    • @Rahul-od7yf
      @Rahul-od7yf Před 4 lety +1140

      DAMN SON

    • @treeleaf582
      @treeleaf582 Před 4 lety +928

      I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia

    • @utsavmanandharz156
      @utsavmanandharz156 Před 4 lety +2401

      And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one

    • @Jason-vr3mb
      @Jason-vr3mb Před 4 lety +96

      i bet even oskar dillon could've scored

    • @LostTempyst
      @LostTempyst Před 4 lety +57

      Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11

  • @kizariz5109
    @kizariz5109 Před 3 lety +1943

    Difficulty : beginner
    Length : 30 minutes

    • @mathematician237
      @mathematician237 Před 3 lety +78

      I did that once, Barcelona vs some half star team with 20 minute halves, beginner difficulty, and things like player speed all turned in my favor. Final score? 121-0.

    • @kennethgustan4131
      @kennethgustan4131 Před 3 lety +17

      With all the Player sliders up and CPU down

    • @comradepatrick9167
      @comradepatrick9167 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/-F04K6GvhFY/video.html

    • @trinicoolie
      @trinicoolie Před 2 lety +2

      Starting XI: *99 rated team*

    • @whoareyou3781
      @whoareyou3781 Před 2 lety

      Lol

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced Před rokem +1094

    I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 Před rokem +71

      I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 Před rokem +8

      @@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion

    • @kbjovihch87yc8yf
      @kbjovihch87yc8yf Před rokem +3

      @@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂

    • @centurymemes1208
      @centurymemes1208 Před rokem +12

      wtf is a soccer?

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 Před rokem

      @@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens

  • @panajotihysaj8798
    @panajotihysaj8798 Před 2 lety +1136

    San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!

    • @zooms7889
      @zooms7889 Před 2 lety +135

      san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so

    • @Rahim103.5
      @Rahim103.5 Před 2 lety +42

      they lost 10-0 to england now too

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 2 lety +11

      It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO

    • @zxz1
      @zxz1 Před rokem +11

      San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..

    • @user-ej3iw8lw3w
      @user-ej3iw8lw3w Před rokem +18

      san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match

  • @DynestiGTI
    @DynestiGTI Před 4 lety +20442

    I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.

  • @aviluiz1595
    @aviluiz1595 Před 4 lety +18469

    When player 2's controller is broken

  • @matoarmy999
    @matoarmy999 Před 2 lety +412

    Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!

    • @cubest817
      @cubest817 Před rokem +21

      I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂

    • @willmcclard206
      @willmcclard206 Před rokem +3

      he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??

    • @matoarmy999
      @matoarmy999 Před rokem +16

      @@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍

    • @Aahmpower
      @Aahmpower Před rokem +5

      @@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying

    • @scrpr3961
      @scrpr3961 Před rokem +8

      ​​@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better

  • @donda_estas13
    @donda_estas13 Před rokem +89

    I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes

    • @zooms7889
      @zooms7889 Před 9 měsíci +17

      it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify Před 3 lety +2892

    *Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"*
    Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_

    • @lewdogzombies
      @lewdogzombies Před 2 lety +153

      13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid

    • @oodnoop9218
      @oodnoop9218 Před 2 lety +4

      Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there

    • @user-br6bk9kt9z
      @user-br6bk9kt9z Před 2 lety +116

      @@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...

    • @shalion2975
      @shalion2975 Před 2 lety +38

      @@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person

    • @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial
      @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial Před 2 lety +15

      @@oodnoop9218 sftu dude

  • @juan3141
    @juan3141 Před 3 lety +5470

    0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂

    • @rapp0220
      @rapp0220 Před 2 lety +48

      LMAOO

    • @Amossalminen
      @Amossalminen Před 2 lety +1

      True

    • @frosty1767
      @frosty1767 Před 2 lety

      lmaoooooo

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone Před 2 lety +195

      He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan Před 2 lety +12

      Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)

  • @BlueAxeRacer
    @BlueAxeRacer Před rokem +46

    That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.

  • @Cromf
    @Cromf Před rokem +54

    I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game

  • @soothingsounds1093
    @soothingsounds1093 Před 2 lety +13725

    Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands"
    Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar Před 2 lety +777

      The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!

    • @bilyababil5557
      @bilyababil5557 Před 2 lety +50

      @@PiousMoltar lmao

    • @_gk_4633
      @_gk_4633 Před 2 lety +190

      The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...

    • @snapperjessen
      @snapperjessen Před 2 lety +51

      i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)

    • @questionableargumentations1364
      @questionableargumentations1364 Před 2 lety +42

      He could have just go home and nobody would even notice

  • @detsom95
    @detsom95 Před 5 lety +9474

    Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1
    Australia: hold my kangaroo...

  • @Luna_Azul.7
    @Luna_Azul.7 Před rokem +37

    This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore

  • @allnamesaretakenb4
    @allnamesaretakenb4 Před 2 lety +26

    I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.

  • @naomienomy5997
    @naomienomy5997 Před 4 lety +2226

    Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too
    Me:

    • @izumasenpaii390
      @izumasenpaii390 Před 4 lety +87

      Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 4 lety +47

      @@izumasenpaii390 That's the question

    • @triton6490
      @triton6490 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

    • @nggaknormal
      @nggaknormal Před 4 lety +5

      I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time

    • @BlasterMan117
      @BlasterMan117 Před 4 lety +2

      @@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...

  • @bradyw155
    @bradyw155 Před 5 lety +4209

    "They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO

    • @weirddude928
      @weirddude928 Před 5 lety +39

      TheFlyingPenguin 1:18

    • @SANChEZG141
      @SANChEZG141 Před 4 lety +30

      Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious

    • @vHollow_
      @vHollow_ Před 4 lety

      TheFlyingPenguin a

    • @vampireducks1622
      @vampireducks1622 Před 4 lety +6

      @@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.

    • @zCeezzy
      @zCeezzy Před 4 lety +3

      my dude said TonGa

  • @cjay6547
    @cjay6547 Před 10 měsíci +8

    17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage.
    Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂

  • @bkzegyptshin1
    @bkzegyptshin1 Před 2 lety +48

    I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol

  • @luapslev5826
    @luapslev5826 Před 5 lety +4009

    "With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult."
    You don't say.

    • @NathanHeaver
      @NathanHeaver Před 4 lety +361

      yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around

    • @carnivorex2984
      @carnivorex2984 Před 4 lety +149

      @@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible

    • @nunoramos2027
      @nunoramos2027 Před 4 lety +67

      @@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible
      But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed

    • @vicente7155
      @vicente7155 Před 4 lety +15

      @@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol

    • @caturutomo443
      @caturutomo443 Před 4 lety

      Rather lol

  • @MarblesAndMore
    @MarblesAndMore Před 3 lety +2841

    The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan

    If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.

  • @kabru4344
    @kabru4344 Před 5 lety +17838

    I liked the part when Australia scored.

  • @sloth5516
    @sloth5516 Před 4 lety +7676

    *Australia gets the ball*
    American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @UXB1000
    @UXB1000 Před 2 lety +18

    American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.

  • @GDNashit
    @GDNashit Před 2 lety +13

    The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game

  • @pakhmu
    @pakhmu Před 4 lety +1477

    Who is the best striker in the world?
    Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*

    • @d3c3p7ak0nz
      @d3c3p7ak0nz Před 4 lety +55

      Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill

    • @harrynielsen1282
      @harrynielsen1282 Před 3 lety +3

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy

    • @siam580
      @siam580 Před 3 lety

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.

    • @cheesemccheese5780
      @cheesemccheese5780 Před 3 lety +2

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.

    • @DawkBrawlin
      @DawkBrawlin Před 3 lety

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying

  • @mcalpha3
    @mcalpha3 Před 3 lety +2716

    "Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.

    • @696190
      @696190 Před 2 lety +27

      *cough* handball *cough*

    • @adamkirsopp492
      @adamkirsopp492 Před 2 lety +8

      Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands

    • @JohnSmith-qi6pm
      @JohnSmith-qi6pm Před 2 lety

      OmG yOu CaN qUoTe

    • @Petra999
      @Petra999 Před 2 lety +18

      @@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao

    • @Hans5958
      @Hans5958 Před 2 lety +4

      *_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*

  • @tictac239
    @tictac239 Před rokem +13

    To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!

  • @spekulatywny_2826
    @spekulatywny_2826 Před rokem +4

    The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.

  • @fernandorivera9657
    @fernandorivera9657 Před 4 lety +5579

    0:35 13-0 game
    American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!”
    *ends 31-0*
    AS: “whoa I guess we were right”

    • @Ramifen
      @Ramifen Před 4 lety +27

      Fernando Rivera lmaoo

    • @C4lmaria
      @C4lmaria Před 4 lety +46

      If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole

    • @Zathara
      @Zathara Před 4 lety +29

      You deserve a medal 🎖

    • @LBAsh
      @LBAsh Před 4 lety +22

      Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke

    • @tarfarian4879
      @tarfarian4879 Před 4 lety +18

      @@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd

  • @IffeOnline
    @IffeOnline Před 2 lety +8854

    "Even the scorer lost count"
    "32"
    I lost it.

  • @Armistice023
    @Armistice023 Před rokem +6

    Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1

  • @danoso0931
    @danoso0931 Před rokem +6

    I literally snorted my drink after hearing that "they must have realized that Australia's 22 - nil victory over Tonga was no fluke" line.

  • @alejandr05_
    @alejandr05_ Před 4 lety +3627

    The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score

    • @saadk72510
      @saadk72510 Před 4 lety +42

      I want moth memes back

    • @alejandr05_
      @alejandr05_ Před 4 lety +8

      Saad Khan lmaoo

    • @yes8517
      @yes8517 Před 4 lety +6

      @@saadk72510 i dont

    • @jonas162
      @jonas162 Před 4 lety +8

      the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any

    • @its2frikkinAM.gotosleep
      @its2frikkinAM.gotosleep Před 4 lety +2

      Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back.
      Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.

  • @Rankchef-fn7bp
    @Rankchef-fn7bp Před 3 lety +6636

    Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals
    Some australian dude: ha Noob

    • @Darkscenes-jp4ge
      @Darkscenes-jp4ge Před 3 lety +68

      but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak

    • @reikosta4861
      @reikosta4861 Před 3 lety +246

      @@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??

    • @Darkscenes-jp4ge
      @Darkscenes-jp4ge Před 3 lety +111

      @@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup

    • @joshuahagen3671
      @joshuahagen3671 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time

    • @Darkscenes-jp4ge
      @Darkscenes-jp4ge Před 3 lety +8

      @@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band Před 2 lety +4

    In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!

  • @moviebest8994
    @moviebest8994 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Who's came here after watched the movie "Next Goal Wins"

  • @gabrielsistonamoca6963
    @gabrielsistonamoca6963 Před 4 lety +1446

    just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.

    • @silky.8830
      @silky.8830 Před 4 lety +13

      🤣🤣

    • @rjrozereviews
      @rjrozereviews Před 4 lety +101

      Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Commentator: whew I can stop now
      Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again
      Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @d3c3p7ak0nz
      @d3c3p7ak0nz Před 4 lety +45

      Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣

    • @TopeA8
      @TopeA8 Před 3 lety +39

      Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators.
      Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.

    • @julioc.perezpolo4204
      @julioc.perezpolo4204 Před 3 lety +15

      vaya imbecil.

  • @MrBen51309
    @MrBen51309 Před 3 lety +13430

    0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen

  • @Tigresuanlfelino
    @Tigresuanlfelino Před 11 měsíci +3

    The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular

  • @McD5791
    @McD5791 Před 2 lety +14

    San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...

    • @digitalworld670
      @digitalworld670 Před 15 dny

      as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings

  • @johnan3398
    @johnan3398 Před 3 lety +6457

    Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD

    • @stowyer2229
      @stowyer2229 Před 2 lety +27

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hadifelani
      @hadifelani Před 2 lety +228

      Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣

    • @pokeangel7595
      @pokeangel7595 Před 2 lety +57

      Or spanish

    • @sobaschnique6674
      @sobaschnique6674 Před 2 lety +85

      Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @Eumanel12
      @Eumanel12 Před 2 lety +32

      Or Brazilian

  • @Marco-lr6yd
    @Marco-lr6yd Před 4 lety +1441

    0:38 dude smart enough to go away

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 Před 4 lety +32

      He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.

    • @Hoggaththegreat
      @Hoggaththegreat Před 4 lety +28

      @@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @analana591f
    @analana591f Před rokem +5

    1:48 “Even the scorer lost count”
    Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤

  • @robertohaubold752
    @robertohaubold752 Před 2 lety +7

    You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video

  • @armo5637
    @armo5637 Před 4 lety +1042

    Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer

  • @mrsubscriber5356
    @mrsubscriber5356 Před 4 lety +4855

    *Top 3 things Science can't explain*
    1. What came before the big bang
    2. Bermuda Triangle
    3. CZcams Recommendations

  • @applefortynine8207
    @applefortynine8207 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Next Goal Wins brought me here!

  • @barryschwarz
    @barryschwarz Před rokem +4

    I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.

  • @prakharsrivastava3568
    @prakharsrivastava3568 Před 5 lety +1498

    *Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??"
    *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"

    • @normadicn5700
      @normadicn5700 Před 4 lety +24

      Was 6

    • @darthsilversith667
      @darthsilversith667 Před 4 lety +6

      CapeXTron Underrated comment lol

    • @yungblood5069
      @yungblood5069 Před 4 lety +2

      someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 Před 4 lety +8

      There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.

    • @prakharsrivastava3568
      @prakharsrivastava3568 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.

  • @ThatOneGuyIsOnYT
    @ThatOneGuyIsOnYT Před 3 lety +5138

    "hey what's the status of the match?"
    "It's 31"
    " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?"
    " *Did i stutter?* "

  • @GOAT3ditz
    @GOAT3ditz Před rokem +4

    Thanks CZcams algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀

  • @ploudorasia1076
    @ploudorasia1076 Před 2 lety

    Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie

  • @StarlingASMR
    @StarlingASMR Před 2 lety +11798

    When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards

  • @user-mb3xm8rn5g
    @user-mb3xm8rn5g Před 4 lety +3579

    When the gym teacher joins the soccer game

    • @agustinvidart3849
      @agustinvidart3849 Před 4 lety +163

      Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please

    • @user-mb3xm8rn5g
      @user-mb3xm8rn5g Před 4 lety +10

      Agustin Vidart ok

    • @ninja23yt
      @ninja23yt Před 4 lety +29

      @@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans

    • @kellogscornflakes2430
      @kellogscornflakes2430 Před 4 lety +27

      Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer

    • @flagflow1232
      @flagflow1232 Před 4 lety +71

      It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.

  • @Sir_Goofinator
    @Sir_Goofinator Před 3 měsíci +2

    The AI on EAFC’s ultimate difficulty

  • @VanWolf
    @VanWolf Před 4 lety +1345

    "Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match"
    -Every FIFA Player career mode be like

    • @user-hr5wz1zb5w
      @user-hr5wz1zb5w Před 3 lety +10

      Relatable (._.')

    • @dickyarya8204
      @dickyarya8204 Před 3 lety

      What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?

    • @VanWolf
      @VanWolf Před 3 lety +55

      @@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time

    • @menrash276
      @menrash276 Před 3 lety

      why didnt he play in the next game though

    • @randomstuff508
      @randomstuff508 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.

  • @arnabjeetdas5399
    @arnabjeetdas5399 Před 3 lety +649

    "They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"

  • @JosePineda-jn8jk
    @JosePineda-jn8jk Před rokem +7

    I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂

  • @ethanpower381
    @ethanpower381 Před rokem +3

    American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages

  • @Fahreun
    @Fahreun Před 4 lety +2442

    Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored

    • @stonem0013
      @stonem0013 Před 4 lety +78

      He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol

    • @gergohrusko2672
      @gergohrusko2672 Před 4 lety +31

      I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball

    • @santinodelgado281
      @santinodelgado281 Před 4 lety +9

      Free money!

    • @ahahm3
      @ahahm3 Před 3 lety +6

      He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to

    • @lovegod777
      @lovegod777 Před 3 lety +2

      He watched the game in front of him

  • @CityWhisperer
    @CityWhisperer Před 4 lety +1702

    1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday

    • @martinmi7842
      @martinmi7842 Před 4 lety +28

      "not everyday you can say that"

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer Před 4 lety

      @@martinmi7842 what?

    • @martinmi7842
      @martinmi7842 Před 4 lety +7

      @@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16

    • @The_Bahamian_Intellectual
      @The_Bahamian_Intellectual Před 3 lety

      I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔

    • @davidocall
      @davidocall Před 3 lety +4

      @@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.

  • @Just_A_Normal_Person669
    @Just_A_Normal_Person669 Před rokem +3

    Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.

  • @yaserali9091
    @yaserali9091 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Came here in disbelief of what the new movie 'Next Goal Wins' mentioned....31-0!! Wow!!

  • @n3c417
    @n3c417 Před 3 lety +3522

    Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend*
    Her: "My ex is better then you"
    Me:

  • @mr2octavio
    @mr2octavio Před 4 lety +552

    1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa

    • @fishmas
      @fishmas Před 4 lety +12

      frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say

    • @Xtreme_MVP
      @Xtreme_MVP Před 4 lety

      Lmaao

  • @ryanbrimson8238
    @ryanbrimson8238 Před 2 lety +2

    This was released exactly one year before I was born nice

  • @TheVoyager3301
    @TheVoyager3301 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup

    • @sv916gtv7
      @sv916gtv7 Před 4 měsíci

      Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.

    • @nathansouth5094
      @nathansouth5094 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.

  • @QuickAlbumReviews
    @QuickAlbumReviews Před 2 lety +5672

    I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 Před 2 lety +197

      We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0

    • @auto1nfanticid3
      @auto1nfanticid3 Před 2 lety +181

      whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.

    • @vasilispatrianakos6005
      @vasilispatrianakos6005 Před 2 lety +90

      @@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).

    • @auto1nfanticid3
      @auto1nfanticid3 Před 2 lety +242

      @@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.

    • @vasilispatrianakos6005
      @vasilispatrianakos6005 Před 2 lety +10

      @@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.

  • @BrazilianDaftPunkFan
    @BrazilianDaftPunkFan Před 3 lety +5982

    Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.

    • @nobletenshi7659
      @nobletenshi7659 Před 3 lety +263

      wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s

    • @BrazilianDaftPunkFan
      @BrazilianDaftPunkFan Před 3 lety +100

      @@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.

    • @TizioTizioDUIGN
      @TizioTizioDUIGN Před 3 lety +6

      True

    • @amrihajihashim1163
      @amrihajihashim1163 Před 3 lety +34

      39 days after I was born. So,yeah.

    • @amrihajihashim1163
      @amrihajihashim1163 Před 3 lety +14

      @@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT

  • @Ilkeyacutg
    @Ilkeyacutg Před 2 lety +1

    Why is this this coming up on my recommendations now 15 years later

  • @theblueytimes
    @theblueytimes Před 2 měsíci +2

    Just watched the movie, sums it up perfectly.

  • @MetralletaLuis
    @MetralletaLuis Před 10 lety +909

    1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic

    • @beencozy9983
      @beencozy9983 Před 7 lety +23

      Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO

    • @ZVEKOfficial
      @ZVEKOfficial Před 6 lety +83

      53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit

    • @polkaproductions9120
      @polkaproductions9120 Před 6 lety +3

      NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.

    • @CraigFisherman
      @CraigFisherman Před 6 lety +55

      William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent

    • @DS-Pakaemon
      @DS-Pakaemon Před 6 lety +1

      TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless

  • @cptalpha3419
    @cptalpha3419 Před 5 lety +3280

    Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0
    Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1
    Australia: step aside boys

  • @markhylis9561
    @markhylis9561 Před 2 lety +4

    Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins

  • @xperte85
    @xperte85 Před rokem +3

    American Samoa:
    "See you at the rematch 💪🏻"

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 Před 3 lety +3728

    *wait, there’s a second leg*

    • @rhizox510
      @rhizox510 Před 3 lety +99

      And its gonna be pretty hard for AME SAMOA

    • @theDancingDragonfly
      @theDancingDragonfly Před 3 lety +49

      AME SAMOA should have given up

    • @steamwallet52
      @steamwallet52 Před 3 lety +71

      yeah walk out only make them lose 3-0

    • @rohithraman6488
      @rohithraman6488 Před 3 lety +118

      31-0 to American Samoa in the second leg
      80 mins
      Corner Taken Quickly...

    • @787xii3
      @787xii3 Před 3 lety +69

      I checked and it was 5-2
      Aus won
      (36-2)

  • @rubysauce
    @rubysauce Před 10 lety +3445

    no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.

  • @evanbrowne4029
    @evanbrowne4029 Před 2 lety +3

    For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.

  • @BadMadChicken
    @BadMadChicken Před 2 lety +6

    Even the scorers lost count. XD i died.

  • @namngo6195
    @namngo6195 Před 5 lety +3048

    this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia

    • @jahahahahahahahah7169
      @jahahahahahahahah7169 Před 5 lety +315

      Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0

    • @10000subswithnovideos.
      @10000subswithnovideos. Před 5 lety +111

      Nam Ngô #makequittedaword

    • @ryankelly2109
      @ryankelly2109 Před 5 lety +172

      @@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies

    • @jahahahahahahahah7169
      @jahahahahahahahah7169 Před 5 lety +29

      ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic

    • @billyjov
      @billyjov Před 4 lety +95

      @Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with

  • @kabru4344
    @kabru4344 Před 5 lety +1314

    Martin Tyler:
    "This is such a one sided afair"

    • @splinter1817
      @splinter1817 Před 5 lety +10

      😂

    • @markmarkmarkfr
      @markmarkmarkfr Před 5 lety +78

      Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals

    • @alexDdey
      @alexDdey Před 5 lety +89

      @@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals

    • @kabru4344
      @kabru4344 Před 5 lety +27

      @@alexDdey racking*

    • @archib0ld1
      @archib0ld1 Před 5 lety +77

      "Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"

  • @lewisandeviesfuntime1931
    @lewisandeviesfuntime1931 Před 9 měsíci +2

    FIFA Beginner Mode be like

  • @LTTEHero
    @LTTEHero Před 11 měsíci +5

    Who comes from 433? 😂😂

  • @simpsonsfan09
    @simpsonsfan09 Před 10 lety +5372

    This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.

    • @youkeepthinkingthat
      @youkeepthinkingthat Před 9 lety +565

      Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!

    • @KEITGAMER
      @KEITGAMER Před 6 lety +153

      Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe

    • @jackfitzsimmons6289
      @jackfitzsimmons6289 Před 6 lety +320

      Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉

    • @un_ikko8953
      @un_ikko8953 Před 6 lety +62

      Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last

    • @adambro2899
      @adambro2899 Před 6 lety +74

      Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region

  • @stepupin9076
    @stepupin9076 Před 5 lety +1133

    Australia scores the 32nd goal and the goalkeeper is absolutely heartbroken. Like he lost the world cup final xD

    • @wernerappel1793
      @wernerappel1793 Před 5 lety +46

      only 31st !

    • @gwenlee5864
      @gwenlee5864 Před 5 lety +6

      @@wernerappel1793 1:49 i think

    • @wernerappel1793
      @wernerappel1793 Před 5 lety +34

      @@gwenlee5864 The result display is wrong, the end result was 31: 0

    • @WSDIY
      @WSDIY Před 5 lety +6

      Thats my clubs goal keeper coach😂

    • @WSDIY
      @WSDIY Před 5 lety

      @@Eken1777 no. I live in America

  • @artificialanimeuniverse5063

    16 years ago?????

  • @liviatesta9016
    @liviatesta9016 Před rokem +3

    How many goal will you score?
    Australia: YES

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN Před 4 lety +1447

    American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!"
    *2 days later*
    😑

  • @dakingk7813
    @dakingk7813 Před 3 lety +4161

    No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol

  • @ahadshaikh368
    @ahadshaikh368 Před rokem +3

    POV: When you play FIFA 07 with beginner difficulty.

  • @Maverick-nb3rg
    @Maverick-nb3rg Před 6 měsíci +1

    After watching "Next Big Wins," I was surprised at how bad their game was. Especially they actually show this footage in the movie. Decent film.

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 Před 2 lety +3486

    Germany: "Wow we beat Brazil 7-1"
    This Australian side: "lol cute"

    • @Austination316
      @Austination316 Před 2 lety +266

      The 2014 brazil would still beat this team 50-0 something

    • @justvincent555
      @justvincent555 Před 2 lety +62

      @Zack Smith nah, this always happens to WC Champions, nothing Brazil fan about it.

    • @vanbaguette7368
      @vanbaguette7368 Před 2 lety +9

      @Zack Smith Or the universe wants to show how weak Brazil really is if they lost against horrible Germany.

    • @haruyanto8085
      @haruyanto8085 Před 2 lety +29

      @Zack Smith previous winners of the world cup usually get their ass handed in championships after the WC,happens almost all the time

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Austination316 it's just because Brazil hadn't had Neymar on that match

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 Před 3 lety +2417

    *They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie*