Prioritizing budget over the lives of innocent children in Poly Bridge 3!
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Part 25! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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Matt not making the rotation point coincident with the center of mass for hundreds of seconds is enough to make a Real Mechanical Engineer cry
Not to mention how many bridges he could have made smaller if he'd just made his arches, y'know, *arches* instead of squiggly lines.
to be fair, he's a CIVIL engineer, not a mechanical one
@@Taolan8472Doesn't he know there is strength in arches?
He's a civil engineer, they're basically architects.
Didnt he used to engineer bridges for a living?
Man, I still can't believe that a very strong shaped island exists
i might be the pie 😳
I laughed so hard
We're lucky it is uninhabited. If there was a kingdom on it, it would already rule the world by now.
@@TimbavatiLion just sent the coordinates to my dad
@@TimbavatiLion Meh, probably its state office would be filled with dickheads as usual and not accomplish anything, despite the extra strength.
I saw the car flip level and instantly knew this was going to be interesting. RCE and hydraulics behave like water and oil, they don't mix easily.
But when they do, you get amazing emulsions like Mayonnaise.
you had me with the coordinates. fair play
It's never a dull day when I see RCE beat Tyler's score and the back pages of the board, including Alan, make good use of the strongest shape.
One day, when RCE has little engineerinos toddling around the house, he will be willing to splurge a little. "Okay fine RCE Junior, you can have another helping of spadderdock and some safety railings."
RCE mean Real Child Engineer Junior
Ngl editor got me with "please let this be a normal field trip." Actually made me laugh out loud in the middle of work 😂
Ujiif
Very rarely does a CZcams video have everything... but the incredible weekly challenge, the Tyler/RCE beef, the mid video Carmen San Diego style knob hunting, and sending it home with the most relevant Foo Fighters cover of our time! What a ride..
I was confused why this was a long episode compared to normal…
Then the weekly revealed itself.
Watching Matt Struggling With Hydraulic Is Too Fun 😂
Hello Kind Sir I Believe Your Shift Key Is Broken
@@DavidGuildNAH THIS IS A BROKEN SHIFT KEY
@@DavidGuild ironic
@@DavidGuildnah, he's on an higher level: he activates and deactivates the caps lock every single time
Matt: "I do talk some bollocks sometimes."
Correction, you talk *strongest shape* sometimes.
PS. The song was ballin'.
If that's the strongest shape then I feel like we have to rethink how we build trusses
The "Where's that" cycle is just amazing
The Alan gag always gets me.
The Wallace and gromit cheese one got me as well
You killed me with: "That's not really an achievement" :D
That's a STRONG island. Wonder if it has banana trees?
I may have missed RCE doing this already, but
I would love to see RCE do low stress leaderboards. I think he can better use his engineering skills to make some crazy nice BILFS. Aliensrock started doing this recently so you can even compete with him.
I personally hope that Matt doesn't do that. Tyler already has enough competition.
Tyler fan here, in case you didn't notice.
I love the Magic School Bus reference, loved that show as a kid 🤣🤣
You should be careful not to dox yourself by showing the island where you live like that, RCE. 😄
the editors calling Matt out will never not be funny
The Foo Fighters engineering time was extremely awesome!!!
Ikr!
23:41 the legendary Pen Island
I'm proud of you for beating this hydraulic weekly on your own, RCE! No matter if it was a bit of a bumpy process. 😂 do look at the stress% when at high budget in the gallery, you undersold windstill's designs a fair bit there...!
23:10 "although I do agree that Tyler probably wants to be me cause I'm the better engineer" LOL
Matt I agree with your editor on the first one, you can’t call the lowest budget similar when it is $80,000 dollars cheaper
Having watched Aliensrock do actual maths and proper calculations when making good designs, and then watching RCE wing it and failing to even make even curves for arches to share the stress properly, makes me wonder if RCE really is a civil engineer.
Niff Tea is on the strongest island
sshhhhh im hiding
He struggles with those hydraulics like a total architect
Alan’s solutions are the best
"How to let RCE know about this island I found in Google Earth? Oh of course, spell out the coordinates in building materials in a Poly Bridge level, duh!"
7:00
RCE: How is my budget nearly done already?
Also RCE: Puts 4 hydraulics, 8 roads and 56 steel...
‘Prioritising budget over the lives of innocent children’ sounds like the name of a policy made by a hospital administration in the USA.
I know it's an older title but you should give Opus Magnum a try. It's a puzzle game where you create contraptions to assemble elements. I reckon your solutions could be very interesting.
Infinifactory is another really good engineering game by the same developer
Im obsessed with the gallery views all the times. Such creativity and your effort to not say the word 😂
I'm convinced that whoever is coming up with these weeklies has a personal grudge against RCE for all the dongs in the replay gallery :P
😅😅 title not being bad timing for the weeks events, but as always great laugh
I don't watch the news but sorry if it was unfortunate timing 😅
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming I know 100% it wasn't intentional and don't blame you, I know having planned uploads can't tell the future, no respect lost 🧡
I also don't blame you it's bloody depressing
That coordinate Easter Egg is so cool 😂
Knowing how Aliensrock did it first and then watching this, makes me see how smart tyler is…
Matt doesnt want to take the time to learn hydraulics, tyler uses actual math to figure thr hydraulics out, matt seems to be more of an architect then an engineer to me right now 😜
Yeah it's actually why I watch this channel to see puzzle master versus day job lol. But I do enjoy their friendship being completely different backgrounds. It's a fun rivalry.
You see what the creator wants you to see 😉
My day always gets instantly better when RCE posts
You love it when rce posts about murdering children in a video game
@@kevinkarpovs7597 absolutely 😂
Matt really doesn’t understand how hydraulics works.
Thank you, editor/Matt for the Wallace and Gromit clip lol
I love how civil engineers always struggle with movement. Cheers from a Mechanical engineer 😂
23:10 congratualtions sir, you win
So you're telling me (in Poly Bridge 3) it's all about the "angle of your dangle", innit?
As I drove through the valley of the shadow of death, I took a look at my Bugatti and realized there's nothing left! Cause I've been driving and crashing so long that everyone thinks that my mind is gone. "I shall archive this pristine artifact in my garage." I decided. As I traveled homeward, I came across what seemed to be a "gang" in an alleyway. They were about to blow up a beautiful, modern stylized sky - blue, automobile of the riches, none other than a Bugatti! But alas, it wasn't my problem, so I kept driving along.
I actually burst into laughter when he plugged in the coordinates.
Maybe the snail was just very excited to see the bridge.
good one
Watching an "engineer" replace steel with wood until a bridge is just strong enough to let one bus pass makes so glad I don't commute anymore.
Tyler should get a good chuckle at your attempt at the weekly level
Ah yes, thought the same 🤣
The editor is god 😂
Tyler is definitely the better engineer. The weekly level proved that clearly.
Just called not being good at hydraulics rce mat beats him at everything else
@connercronin3832 Nah man, Tyler has much better instincts in this game. He knows which pieces are under tension/compression and which are stabilizers. Matt regularly does trial and error, removing random pieces to see what works.
ah yes, being good at bridge game says so much about your engineering knowledge
@@palfly1864 ohhh yes. Matt has even started it several times. "this is harder than my engineer exam"
Watching Matt struggle with hydraulics is exactly why I prefer watching Tyler
That's why I like to watch both of them.
That said, I skipped through about half the hydraulics level 😂
I think on that weekly @aliensrock has you beat. That man with hydraulic contraptions is something else
17:14 OMG THAT REFERENCE IS GOLD✨
Matt built that whole arch in the 1st level... and then pretty much didn't use it. His solution could actually be A LOT cheaper if he got rid of it.
I noticed Niftea hasn't shown up in the last epsiode before Matt said anything and I noticed here again. i hope they're alright
One day he might make Tyler use 1% of his power.
I just watched your 100k subs special for that sweet music at the beginning, but then I realized "man, Matt was super chill back then"
And now idk if I like now Matt or chill Matt more
No niff tea sponcered solutions
there is a few to come in the last 2 worlds, but not many
RCE always completes the bridge of my day
a perfectly engineered island
15:00 putting a spring into a truss is such an architect thing to do. You should know that this essentially prevents the truss from working as intended
Niff Tea does not sponsor spring solutions... They only sponsor winter, summer and autumn solutions...
yea spring is for going out IRL 🙃
23:35 was the biggest brain move I have ever seen
I love Bridge Building games but I suck at them, so its fun to watch people play them.
lol that magic school bus part had me dying. that was too funny
Sometimes I feel like RCE songs are really bad, but todays song is incredibly good.
I day may come when the courage of architects fails,
when Matt actually learns to use hydraulics,
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
I love how he reads "Tyler is greater than RCE" as "Tyler wants to be RCE".
Tyler fan here, btw.
This title is a masterpiece man good job
I was wondering why this was a 30 minute video and I got my answer watching you struggle with that hydraulic level🤣🤣🤣
That was the best Engineering Time song yet! Keep it up :D
Give your editor a raise. Hilarious.
Your best song yet
The coordinates in the solution, pointing to strongest island on the planet Earth, amazing.
14:09 bro is lauging like sans
Thank you rce for all ur videos, ur songs and the dog head island, ur channel is giving me hope for the future of humanity :D... Greetings from germany :)
"We beat Tyler already." The lowest of low bars to step over.
When Tyler actually tries instead of taking the first "under half budget" solution he gets, he's fully capable of taking 1st in the world. Matt can only beat 0.1% of Tyler's full power.
@@KCzz15 it's okay to be a fanboy and still be wrong. Cheers :)
@@rashido_grey
I mean what I've said is pretty quickly verifiable by watching his videos, he has entire videos dedicated to taking 1st place on the leaderboard when a level takes his fancy. Matt always tries to take the record with a sad attempt at cheese or just pretends the level doesn't exist when it happens.
the bus meme was just so funny
Cutter: Make a "simular to mine"- compilation
he is always saying it when it looks so different hahah
When u said hydrolic muscle, I was broken 😂
the "whats that?" bit got me cackling
Banger take on best of you go off matt
Hmm... I found where RCE works... 🤣
89/6 Ekkachai Rd, Khlong Bang Bon, Bang Bon, Bangkok 10150, Thailand
Engineering time makes my day every single time, needs to be put into an album any1 out there in CZcams land plz!
Where is nifftea?! Is he safe? Is he alright?!?
yea im ok thanks for asking 💜
Haven't gotten to the end of the video yet, but back in my day, you could make rotating bridges using square structs
the best foo fighters reimagining in history right here.
On the first spring level I was calling Matt such an architect for not using his remaining road piece to get a road node above the star
16:27 that sound reminded me of so many things... Ieanas, horror clowns etc.
"The Pretender"... sorry "The Bridgtender" is too good
I thought this was an engineering channel but I only saw architect solutions to that weekly challenge 🤔🤔🤔😏
That island is TOP SHELF work. S++
Gotta love that Foo Fighters cover
That island was fantastic lol
That cringe ninja flossing clip couldn’t be more perfect
"I got 99,999 problems, but a bridge ain't one" - RCE, circa 2023
The amount of copium consuming this episode. But nice seeing you complete it.
It's getting to the point where I'm pretty sure Matt may need an intervention with how much he's huffing
after qatching this, i probably wont watch rce doing the hydraulics world 😂😂
I watched the video a second time just to rewatch engineering time.. best song cover so far :D
All young aspiring Engineers must make a pilgrimage to the most efficient island to prove they are worthy of the title.
I cant see how the van in the first one can drive STRAIGHT *pun intended