Steamed Hams but it's LA Noire

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  • čas přidán 15. 01. 2018
  • You must read subtle facial cues to tell if Skinner is lying
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Komentáře • 583

  • @redactado266
    @redactado266 Před 6 lety +2446

    tbh the albany expression would make a great title for a case

  • @NFS4LFE
    @NFS4LFE Před 6 lety +1731

    You're being economical with the truth Skinner.

    • @mashun
      @mashun Před 6 lety +89

      NFS4LFE you wanna back that up little man?

    • @perplexus3893
      @perplexus3893 Před 6 lety +86

      Matthew well sometimes you gotta shake the hams, see what falls out.

    • @samm9425
      @samm9425 Před 6 lety +43

      Perplexus Sometimes you gotta steam the hams and see what falls out.

  • @MovieEggman
    @MovieEggman Před 6 lety +1261

    You Disappoint me, Gary Chalmers. GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS, BOY!!! I NEED A CONFESSION!

    • @cawag8046
      @cawag8046 Před 6 lety +78

      And then Chalmers dies in a sewer

    • @5persondude
      @5persondude Před 6 lety +64

      I knew I wasn't the only one who failed that interrogation with Edgar Kalou a million damn times

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL Před 6 lety +3

      Theoretically, what would happen if the policed forced someone innocent to confess?

    • @FancyToasters
      @FancyToasters Před 6 lety +3

      Dude Lmao the confession isn't reliable to work with then

    • @andrasfogarasi5014
      @andrasfogarasi5014 Před 6 lety +8

      Nope.
      I chose the options that were logical to me, so I failed the interrogation.
      But I have learned.
      I have learnt that "doubt" is actually a synonym for "pressure statement" and that it can actually be used when there is no actual statement.

  • @RedFlameFox
    @RedFlameFox Před 6 lety +2133

    Okay, now I'm going to buy LA Noire just to select "truth" for every obvious lie

    • @T-Jex
      @T-Jex Před 6 lety +657

      RedFlameFox Its way funnier to call everything a lie, see Cole loose his shit, and then retract the accusation

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 Před 6 lety +432

      Sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out.

    • @WorthyRiddle76
      @WorthyRiddle76 Před 6 lety +213

      Goraka91 You're off the hook.......for now.

    • @freeizzy8395
      @freeizzy8395 Před 6 lety +60

      Doubt

    • @camerongodsey9847
      @camerongodsey9847 Před 6 lety +160

      T Jex. “Why’d you do it Hugo?! Why’d you kill your wife?!?!”
      *retracts statement*
      “Sorry, my mistake.”

  • @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177

    Case 26: "A Different Kind of Steamed Hams."

    • @lucrio4088
      @lucrio4088 Před 6 lety +34

      ThisGuysAMook "The Albany Expression"
      Edit: Had not even watched the end of the video when I typed this...now I feel stoopid

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 Před 6 lety +1

      ThisGuysAMook you should have said, case 26 “steamed clams?”

  • @rb264ag
    @rb264ag Před 6 lety +346

    Oh god, him busting out the notebook to catch Seymour’s lie

  • @MoparMuscle1970
    @MoparMuscle1970 Před 6 lety +275

    burned house down making steamed hams something something suburban redevelopment fund

    • @ZRZK2127
      @ZRZK2127 Před 6 lety +35

      it's a large-scale eminent domain fraud, skinner's matchstick house is burning down and he will have to make a claim

    • @cynk098
      @cynk098 Před 6 lety +4

      Lol i remember that case

    • @AWESOME2715
      @AWESOME2715 Před 5 lety +7

      *laughs in instaheat model 70*

  • @DualScreenGamers
    @DualScreenGamers Před 6 lety +770

    I like the tiny musical nod to when Chalmers selects "Truth" at 1:54, as it's the wrong answer and Seymour's still lying.

    • @luken2o223
      @luken2o223 Před 6 lety +99

      DualScreenGamers It's the "Wrong deduction" chime.

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga Před 6 lety +70

      In the game, it plays every time you get something wrong

    • @XLionscream
      @XLionscream Před 5 lety +8

      its when you choose a wrong awnser in the game it tells you by the music if its the right or the wrong awnser. XD

    • @Scoil_Ming_gan_trocaire
      @Scoil_Ming_gan_trocaire Před rokem +6

      Hearing that sound gives me ptsd flashbacks

  • @awesomeDAN2011
    @awesomeDAN2011 Před 6 lety +282

    That's not Aurora Borealis! Look at these shoes! They're size 8! Size 8!

  • @louiesalmon3932
    @louiesalmon3932 Před 6 lety +386

    Yet another case of excellently memed hams.

    • @demonjake4172
      @demonjake4172 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m sorry I thought you said we were having steamed hams

    • @adude6568
      @adude6568 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I can't believe this is my first time hearing the phrase "memed hams"
      Also, if I may be pedantic, it's not quite excellent. While funny, it's not accurate to the game. When he called him out about his new york expression, he selected doubt. Would've been much better if it had been lie, using a clue like "there is no reported usage of the expression 'steamed hams' in utica"
      I apologise for nerding out

  • @Katagara84
    @Katagara84 Před 6 lety +293

    You steam young hams, Skinner?

    • @artman201
      @artman201 Před 6 lety +69

      Katagara Are you a madman!

    • @easybot_exe6868
      @easybot_exe6868 Před 6 lety +40

      Medium rare. Ring any bells?

    • @KPIBM
      @KPIBM Před 4 lety +26

      @@artman201 This will cause an international incident!

  • @ottolilja4673
    @ottolilja4673 Před 6 lety +148

    Chalmers should have asked the community for the 100% accurate answer rate

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts Před 6 lety +292

    Get back in there Chalmers and get me a confession!!

    • @jamesr2476
      @jamesr2476 Před 6 lety +13

      mcaddicts i sure had to hear that atleast 8 times before passing that level lol

    • @adrianandlaura
      @adrianandlaura Před 6 lety +1

      mcaddicts are you over there at Big Daddys Pizza?

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts Před 6 lety +2

      LimeAid Are you calling here?

    • @adrianandlaura
      @adrianandlaura Před 6 lety

      mcaddicts choho I’m SITTING or LYING in the public wayssss...

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts Před 6 lety

      LimeAid really, what's that?

  • @Richyman397
    @Richyman397 Před 6 lety +1395

    You should've added "Questions 5/7" at the end

    • @Richyman397
      @Richyman397 Před 6 lety +125

      OH! And case notes! "New Clue: Steamed Hams" "New Clue: Albany, NY" "New Clue: Beef Patty"

    • @thecheapgorilla110
      @thecheapgorilla110 Před 6 lety +36

      So it's not just me. I always wonder why I end up with "Questions 2/4" whenever I think I did everything right.

    • @trollsthatlol1
      @trollsthatlol1 Před 6 lety +15

      Jonathan Bibb Yeahh. It wasn't til i got the remake that i realized how much can actually mean or reflect on you. Intuition points save lives. Lol

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga Před 6 lety

      UnderWreck I never use intuition, and I always solve the case

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 Před 6 lety +42

    1:20 Wow, Seymour is extremely good at lying.
    He maintained eye contact throughout the entire lie and never once stuttered.

  • @MovieEggman
    @MovieEggman Před 6 lety +339

    Detective Gary Chalmers; Springfield PD

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman Před 6 lety +34

      Chalmers; Badge 1247
      How can I help, Detective?

    • @Smotwoj2000
      @Smotwoj2000 Před 6 lety +32

      -I need to know the exact location of Seymour Skinner. With two 'n' in the middle of the surname.
      -Just a moment, detective.

    • @GerNomico
      @GerNomico Před 6 lety +18

      -Seymour Skinner... here, 330 Pikeland Ave.

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman Před 6 lety +17

      German Nomico Thanks For your Help.

    • @darramlogan7126
      @darramlogan7126 Před 6 lety +3

      I wonder what Desk Chalmers would be working for (Homicide, Arson, Burgluary, etc.)

  • @AzureKite
    @AzureKite Před 6 lety +67

    You like steaming young hams, Seymour?!

  • @BruceForte
    @BruceForte Před 6 lety +37

    *Detective Chalmers arrives at the scene with his partner. An officer greets him near the location of the body.*
    "Detective Chalmers, you've finally arrived. Looks like the victim was shot twice in the back, and then flayed from head to toe before the body was left here..."
    *Chalmers inspects the body, and turns to the officer again. He lights a cigarette and speaks...*
    "Looks like a patented Skinner murder..."

  • @JRC99
    @JRC99 Před 6 lety +6

    You disappoint me, Superintendent Chalmers. *GET BACK IN THERE AND RAISE SOME LUMPS, BOY. I NEED A CONFESSION!*

  • @alexruff9769
    @alexruff9769 Před 6 lety +36

    This is probably the best remake of this meme.

  • @lukespook1232
    @lukespook1232 Před 6 lety +28

    I only get steamed hams videos in my recommended videos now.

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude Před 6 lety +22

    "Seymour, what are you doing?"
    "You wouldn't like it if I told you"
    "Try me"
    "...I was kissing...
    my calves!"

    • @Gloss613
      @Gloss613 Před 4 lety +1

      *Chalmers proceeds to punch him*

    • @SplendidCoffee0
      @SplendidCoffee0 Před rokem

      “How do you think the Grand Jury will react to you stretching your calves on the windowsill, Skinner?”

  • @GigaLem
    @GigaLem Před 6 lety +85

    Cole Phelps;Superintendent

  • @Luke--99
    @Luke--99 Před 6 lety +143

    You cook steamed hams, Skinner?

  • @kasrakhatir
    @kasrakhatir Před 6 lety +53

    If he Chose Lie for all
    ☆☆☆☆☆

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz Před 6 lety +8

      You can't choose lie without an evidence. He should have doubted all but the grilled one to get a perfect score.

  • @greppim911
    @greppim911 Před 6 lety +30

    These facial expresions are really ahead of time

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Před 4 lety +4

    They was workin' on the hams! That's all that was steamed!

  • @joekewl7539
    @joekewl7539 Před 6 lety +968

    Fukker, you took my idea. Props.

    • @SideBurns
      @SideBurns Před 6 lety +10

      It was mine too :(

    • @MovieEggman
      @MovieEggman Před 6 lety +1

      Joe Kewl Aw Too Bad, So Sad.

    • @afromans170
      @afromans170 Před 6 lety +8

      TolerantCoot6 Too sad, so bad

    • @room___
      @room___ Před 6 lety +1

      i'm pretty sure i've been seeing you around youtube for years, unless its just a common avatar.

    • @joekewl7539
      @joekewl7539 Před 6 lety

      Just me, pal. One and only.

  • @iKiwed
    @iKiwed Před 6 lety +534

    Good job!

  • @charlottemulvey5146
    @charlottemulvey5146 Před 6 lety +8

    completely lost my shit when the case was named “The Albany Expression”

  • @WarriorsCats321
    @WarriorsCats321 Před 6 lety +14

    You are being demoted to Arson!

  • @sheldonray5308
    @sheldonray5308 Před 6 lety +294

    Where can I get this DLC?

    • @ryeinc
      @ryeinc Před 6 lety +26

      Sheldon Ray DLC features drugs being smuggled through a steamed hams factory.

    • @j.marston
      @j.marston Před 6 lety +4

      But you have to fail the case.

    • @perplexus3893
      @perplexus3893 Před 6 lety +6

      Sheldon Ray I’m sure this was part of the 2 desks they had to cut out because the game was too long.

    • @RJ_Productions316
      @RJ_Productions316 Před 6 lety +13

      Sheldon Ray i think was planned as an Arson case but never made it into the game..

    • @TheRealAhmadAmiri
      @TheRealAhmadAmiri Před 6 lety +1

      Rockstar plans to release this DLC at a reasonable $25 dollars.

  • @DubStepZz
    @DubStepZz Před 6 lety +52

    amazing, good job dude

  • @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub

    What missing:
    >Intro and opening
    >Typewritter Location and Time and Date

  • @j.r.765
    @j.r.765 Před 4 lety +7

    At 2:29 I can imagine Skinner, leaving the room and starting to run with the chase music starting. Chalmers start to follow him out of the window, seeing him jumping onto the escape stairs of the nearest flats. Climbing after him, Chalmers scales the vertical metal pipe to the top where Skinner appears from behind building on the roof with his fists bared and ready to throw a punch. Chalmers matches his punches blow for blow until he goes for the finisher, knocking Skinner out with a clean uppercut. The patrolman sets an apprehended Skinner down in the back of the police van, shutting the door.
    Case Notes: The secret of Skinner's ruined roast has been left to only a handful of men.

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron Před 4 lety +6

    I like how the music actually sort of distorts like how it does in the 40's.

  • @cartoonnationanimation7359
    @cartoonnationanimation7359 Před 6 lety +14

    He was doing so well but still failed

  • @sloth0708
    @sloth0708 Před 6 lety +3

    I was dying when the music note actually plays for when you fail to get the question correct 😂

  • @arbyw.1889
    @arbyw.1889 Před 6 lety +6

    Sometimes you've gotta steam the ham to see what falls out.

  • @Eastopatra
    @Eastopatra Před 6 lety +254

    Press F to pay respects

  • @BoomBrush
    @BoomBrush Před 6 lety +60

    perfection

  • @deoxysx1657
    @deoxysx1657 Před 6 lety +6

    This is Springfield, not Shelbyville. It's not a crime!

  • @reecewouters1445
    @reecewouters1445 Před 6 lety +9

    WAKE UP COLE

  • @peterliotta5795
    @peterliotta5795 Před 6 lety +8

    The meme I didn't know I needed.

  • @DarkMoon1991
    @DarkMoon1991 Před 6 lety +6

    That face at 1:27 screams guilt

  • @lucrio4088
    @lucrio4088 Před 6 lety +1

    I can't stop watching this. Just the music and the audio distortion and the noir, it's beautiful.

  • @jthaproducer6340
    @jthaproducer6340 Před 6 lety +4

    Best version of the meme so far

  • @ZamanSiddiqui
    @ZamanSiddiqui Před 6 lety +260

    So yet another US Army Veteran who is lying...

    • @ZamanSiddiqui
      @ZamanSiddiqui Před 6 lety +64

      Daniel Hernandez Woah, calm down!
      Skinner, who is a US Army Veteran, is lying in this video. LA Noire has numerous US Army Veterans in the game, many of whom are lying.
      To quote Rainier Wolfcastle "That's the joke."

    • @j.marston
      @j.marston Před 6 lety +28

      That escalated quickly.

    • @drfaustus1992
      @drfaustus1992 Před 6 lety +6

      Daniel Hernandez waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Dank_Dank
      @Dank_Dank Před 6 lety +5

      Daniel Hernandez You maaaaaad

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL Před 6 lety +1

      Nies Fire never beats fire. You should know this.

  • @daniihh
    @daniihh Před 6 lety +1

    you really nailed that old theme, with the up and down pitch shifts.

  • @kingschampion9642
    @kingschampion9642 Před 6 lety +3

    I love how the music also says how if you were right to doubt or believe him

  • @theblankslate8324
    @theblankslate8324 Před 6 lety +2

    I've seen so many of these and this is the best. Well done.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia Před 4 lety +1

    “Let’s change subjects... YOU LIKE FUCKING YOUNG BOYS, SKINNER?”
    “Ohoho, no patented Skinner burgers, old family recipe!”

  • @Ardomew
    @Ardomew Před 6 lety

    I love you for making this!

  • @222CBK222
    @222CBK222 Před 6 lety +1

    Now all we need is Skinner's Nam flashbacks done in L.A Noire style!

  • @raptorjesues1445
    @raptorjesues1445 Před rokem +2

    GET BACK IN THERE CHALMERS!!! I WANT A CONFESSION

  • @ngarlock
    @ngarlock Před 6 lety +39

    How did you get the audio to sound so much like an actual 40s movie?

    • @TurtleeyTY
      @TurtleeyTY  Před 6 lety +38

      Lowered the high end of the EQ and used iZotope's vinyl filter to warp it

  • @camerongodsey9847
    @camerongodsey9847 Před 6 lety

    This is one of my favorite videos ever made. Thank god for this.

  • @TheDisarminghinkle
    @TheDisarminghinkle Před 6 lety +2

    Good lord. It's amazing how much those tiny little jingles make this scene feel as if it is following the L.A. Noire structure of conversation.

  • @cawag8046
    @cawag8046 Před 5 lety +1

    Damn, the editing is incredible

  • @_NazzleDazzle
    @_NazzleDazzle Před 6 lety +1

    The editing on this was 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾Cole would be proud

  • @AntooEnriquez
    @AntooEnriquez Před 6 lety +2

    The two things that I love: Simpsons, and LA Noire. Just perfect. Nice job!

  • @axion4499
    @axion4499 Před 6 lety +1

    I like the interaction sound triggers when Chalmers got the burger close to him. 1:58

  • @bearyboy9088
    @bearyboy9088 Před 6 lety +6

    The audio cue tells me that the expression is not from albany...
    Guess I gotta reload or start over

  • @Grawlixify
    @Grawlixify Před 6 lety +2

    Deserves a Nobel peace prize for this wonderful creation.

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome2464 Před 6 lety

    Okay, this was very well put together. Congrats!

  • @BulletMonkey152
    @BulletMonkey152 Před 6 lety

    This is my favorite steamed hams edit. So well done good job

  • @b1gBud00bo1
    @b1gBud00bo1 Před 6 lety +1

    This editing is NIIIICEE

  • @justanegg804
    @justanegg804 Před 6 lety +1

    *delightfully devilish Seymour*

  • @keenansmith6163
    @keenansmith6163 Před 6 lety

    This is so perfect. Even the music is amazing!

  • @mat.b.
    @mat.b. Před 6 lety

    This is so well done. Good job!

  • @felixsturm2231
    @felixsturm2231 Před 6 lety

    This is the best one I've seen xD beautifully done

  • @theiannihilator8305
    @theiannihilator8305 Před 3 lety +2

    Please for the love of god, someone NEEDS to do this L.A. Noire meme with the scene from the Office when Michael is questioning Dwight about his “dentist appointment”. That would be perfect!!!

  • @colstephens76
    @colstephens76 Před 5 lety

    This made my day. Thank you.

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před rokem +3

    The real truth behind the Arson Desk cases

  • @BalancedSpirit79
    @BalancedSpirit79 Před 6 lety +66

    Do "Steamed Hams but it's Heavy Rain" pretty please :)

    • @jaejisage
      @jaejisage Před 6 lety +6

      Gotta add those QTE's!

    • @Gloss613
      @Gloss613 Před 4 lety +2

      SKIIIIINEEEEEEER
      SKIINNER
      SKIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEER
      SKIIIINEEEEEEEEER

  • @claudiaperi4990
    @claudiaperi4990 Před 3 lety +3

    If this video taught me anything, it’s that Harry Shearer’s voice sounds 100x better with a vinyl filter on it

  • @cqgator
    @cqgator Před 2 lety

    this is one of the greatest pieces of art ive ever seen on youtube. the dinner scene is unreal

  • @DouglasQuaid999
    @DouglasQuaid999 Před 6 lety +6

    This is amazing

  • @jor4114
    @jor4114 Před 6 lety +1

    Can't believe Ira burned Skinner's house down.

  • @wiggywaggo9647
    @wiggywaggo9647 Před 6 lety

    A work of art, superb

  • @noconnection1839
    @noconnection1839 Před 6 lety +8

    *This is the the best one yet. Flippin pure gold.*
    Hopefully its the last.
    I'm tired of the countless cheap knock offs.

  • @commietearsdrinker
    @commietearsdrinker Před 6 lety +2

    Best remake so far.

  • @greenrover10
    @greenrover10 Před 6 lety

    This is actually really well made. Good job.

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 Před 6 lety +1

    Even though I knew how it ended, I still felt the extreme tension while watching this. Damn that suspenseful music! XD

  • @Terumimi
    @Terumimi Před 6 lety +3

    Press square to doubt

  • @Mau5nPezz
    @Mau5nPezz Před 6 lety

    Actually perfect, thank you for this.

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR Před 6 lety +2

    You steam young hams, Seymour?

  • @qhutt4865
    @qhutt4865 Před 6 lety

    Great job on the subtleties of the audio edits.

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 Před 6 lety +1

    That violin sound that constantly plays during interrogations used to drive me crazy, the first few times i thought there was something wrong with my speakers.

  • @TheRossHobson
    @TheRossHobson Před 6 lety

    This is the best Steamed Hams video I've seen thus far.

  • @devollo98
    @devollo98 Před 6 lety

    Good job, best Steamed Hams video I ever Eden.

  • @hotpockethunter4886
    @hotpockethunter4886 Před 5 lety +1

    The face tracking in this game is masterful. You can really tell when they are lying

  • @attackofthecraft
    @attackofthecraft Před 6 lety

    One of the best ones yet

  • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
    @j-bonemcswiggans4597 Před 6 lety

    This is masterfully done..

  • @Desh681
    @Desh681 Před rokem +1

    This was way more entertaining than I expected

    • @Desh681
      @Desh681 Před rokem

      And i just found about how popular the original scene is. Yeah this version is good

  • @prim16
    @prim16 Před 6 lety +1

    This is my favorite parody out of all the Steamed Hams. Maybe it wasn't the most advanced, but it was the most hilarious and applicable

  • @tomedwards318
    @tomedwards318 Před 6 lety

    This is exceptional, great job

  • @mikeytrains1
    @mikeytrains1 Před 6 lety +1

    I loved it, even the old effects...

  • @therealfna7802
    @therealfna7802 Před 6 lety

    The editing in this is fucking amazing.

  • @seblevi3320
    @seblevi3320 Před 6 lety

    Ive seen a lot of other versions of this meme and this is the best one