5 Minute Crafts That Will Ruin Your Day!

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  • @angel-nv7jk
    @angel-nv7jk Před 3 lety +2444

    "Go big or go home!"
    *annihilates the kitchen*

  • @brittanyburgess9281
    @brittanyburgess9281 Před 3 lety +9212

    This man destroyed his home for a video less that 5 minutes. He’s under appreciated

    • @Just8032
      @Just8032 Před 3 lety +85

      WAY underappreciated

    • @lonelylion_
      @lonelylion_ Před 3 lety +25

      Wayyyyyy!!!!

    • @Swishy_Is_Cool
      @Swishy_Is_Cool Před 3 lety +27

      Under five minutes because it’s five minute crafts

    • @SabuJiro
      @SabuJiro Před 3 lety +8

      He does that for every video

    • @brittanyburgess9281
      @brittanyburgess9281 Před 3 lety +23

      @@SabuJiro yeah but the other videos are usually a lot longer. I’ve watched all of his 5 minute craft videos. This one is most destructive.

  • @defnotgoingcrazy414
    @defnotgoingcrazy414 Před rokem +1772

    Brandon: Spills an entire jug of who knows what.
    Also Brandon: Tries to clean it up with one small towel!

  • @cormacritchlow2604
    @cormacritchlow2604 Před 2 lety +724

    I love it when Brandon laughs at his own jokes 😅

  • @minafuchs2978
    @minafuchs2978 Před 3 lety +2563

    "I"ll cry while cleaning kitchen later"
    Same here

  • @autgar19
    @autgar19 Před 3 lety +9540

    The amount of cleaning you’re gonna have to do is astounding

    • @lover_boy8630
      @lover_boy8630 Před 3 lety +154

      My mum when i need to do my room :

    • @halixen3866
      @halixen3866 Před 3 lety +101

      Honestly he's probably used to it.

    • @adamwalsh8692
      @adamwalsh8692 Před 3 lety +54

      He has a cleaning lady

    • @kingsnail1552
      @kingsnail1552 Před 3 lety +35

      I can’t remember the account on tik tok but he’s not the one who cleans it all-

    • @sirennason9644
      @sirennason9644 Před 3 lety +14

      The sheer size of that mess makes me cry ;-;

  • @Huskym0ssy
    @Huskym0ssy Před rokem +294

    1:00 Made me on the floor 🤣

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

    0:53
    Pokémon fans when they see a vaguely-humanoid feminine Pokémon

    • @user-oc4il5wg5s
      @user-oc4il5wg5s Před 2 měsíci +6

      Bắn tùm lùm bắn tung toé

    • @thej8656
      @thej8656 Před měsícem +2

      Lmao

    • @Ammiad
      @Ammiad Před měsícem +3

      There's no laws against the Pokémon, batman!

    • @p3talsdotpng
      @p3talsdotpng Před 27 dny +2

      ​@@AmmiadNO JOKER DONT DO IT

    • @SethMMX
      @SethMMX Před 24 dny +2

      ​@@p3talsdotpngIM GONNA DO IT BATMAN

  • @htreat
    @htreat Před 3 lety +2822

    Can we all appreciate the fact that he ruined his entire setup, bookshelf, camera, kitchen, floor, hair, and everything else you see in this video? This man has dedication. Pure dedication.

    • @morganwitkop4336
      @morganwitkop4336 Před 3 lety +45

      This video takes my anxiety, pours it in a blender, lights it on fire, then shoves it back in my face, like “have fun with your new side of ocd!”

    • @mdmoshiurrahman8445
      @mdmoshiurrahman8445 Před 3 lety +1

      I can't its so funny

    • @ajbradley1464
      @ajbradley1464 Před 3 lety +3

      ... and an onion in his cup. At least he showered.

    • @kitcat8566
      @kitcat8566 Před 3 lety

      Yas

    • @name-sn8wy
      @name-sn8wy Před 3 lety

      3:07 did he say the n word

  • @blacklivesmatter2687
    @blacklivesmatter2687 Před 3 lety +2024

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    His neighbors: yup he's definitely doing another 5 minute craft video

  • @Mexican_J
    @Mexican_J Před rokem +571

    Let’s all appreciate the effort Brandon puts when cleaning up his house just to make us laugh.

    • @pwrsocket
      @pwrsocket Před rokem

      shut up

    • @thirdhandlv4231
      @thirdhandlv4231 Před rokem +3

      Comments like this are what makes people do the opposite, stop saying ''us''.

    • @Imdcd
      @Imdcd Před rokem +2

      @@thirdhandlv42310 iq

    • @anikone177
      @anikone177 Před rokem +3

      ​@@thirdhandlv4231 what do you want it to say "me" instead?

    • @theuncancelable
      @theuncancelable Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@anikone177we would prefer if you wouldn't say anything at all

  • @boglarkacsernyi4291
    @boglarkacsernyi4291 Před 2 měsíci +22

    The math teacher when the favourite student comes in
    0:51

  • @rtWithMe
    @rtWithMe Před 3 lety +2180

    Land lord: "so the house is in good shape?"
    Brandon: "...yes." *flashbacks intensifies*
    (Edit: Dang thanks for all the likes! 😋)
    (2nd edit: wow a year later. Thank yall for all the likes its crazy!!! :))

  • @USSR.T-90A
    @USSR.T-90A Před 3 lety +3880

    0:52
    "This is my Kingdom come, this is my Kingdom come. When you feel my heat, look into my eye, it's where demon hide, Its where my demon hide,"

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing Před rokem +100

    Brandon's genuinely amazed "woah!" reaction when he surprise-punched the non-Newtonian cornstarch mixture and it didn't explode everywhere was very entertaining.

  • @VergeCreates
    @VergeCreates Před rokem +21

    0:53 when a girl bumps into me

  • @luhvly_adalyn5789
    @luhvly_adalyn5789 Před 3 lety +2050

    Moral of the story: never leave Brandon alone in your house.
    Edit: HOLY SHIT I HAVENT EVEN HAD 100 BEFORE, HOW DID I GET THIS!? 😭😭💕

  • @adifferentpersonyt
    @adifferentpersonyt Před 3 lety +1320

    0:50 “go big or go home” -famous last words

    • @allithemango-onbreak3270
      @allithemango-onbreak3270 Před 3 lety +13

      Why u look like my friend ;-;

    • @adifferentpersonyt
      @adifferentpersonyt Před 3 lety +5

      @@allithemango-onbreak3270 I don’t know

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko Před 2 lety +33

      This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come, when you feel my heat ,look into my eyes, it's where my demons hide, it's where it demons hide

    • @frothymrsix
      @frothymrsix Před 2 lety +3

      @@hhfbko YES

    • @bryanpineda2096
      @bryanpineda2096 Před 2 lety +3

      "This is my kingdom come."

  • @Recongamer_2010
    @Recongamer_2010 Před rokem +7

    0:53 Every male when November ends

  • @Ugandanknuckles23
    @Ugandanknuckles23 Před 7 měsíci +14

    POV: what teachers think will happen if a boy sees a girl's bare shoulder in class 0:52

  • @Dopamine621
    @Dopamine621 Před 3 lety +829

    house: *exist*
    Brandon: I am fluent in over 5 million ways of kicking your ass

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +20

      He always did want to learn languages... Brandon, property damage is your other love language...

    • @amayanobles2551
      @amayanobles2551 Před 3 lety +7

      I think his house is his secret love child (only mha fans will get it)

    • @trinpup78hi65
      @trinpup78hi65 Před 3 lety +4

      @@amayanobles2551 YAS

    • @MaKennaMaree
      @MaKennaMaree Před 3 lety +2

      @@amayanobles2551 I love this😂

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 Před 3 lety

      @@amayanobles2551 YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @mr.mister9607
    @mr.mister9607 Před 3 lety +5752

    Brandon has to be one of the best living antidepressants out there.

  • @gacahlifecrayonmaker9547
    @gacahlifecrayonmaker9547 Před rokem +44

    Who is going to mention he has a wife and she has just learned to accept his craziness

  • @bruceleesmilkytiddies
    @bruceleesmilkytiddies Před 7 měsíci +8

    0:52 me when I watch a Bruce Lee movie

  • @kaishrxmp3061
    @kaishrxmp3061 Před 3 lety +2589

    Just imagine his neighbors like
    The neighbors: Honey!!! He’s doing it again!

    • @urdadmaddie4988
      @urdadmaddie4988 Před 3 lety +30

      honey! The neighbors on crack again! I think we should move out before he comes over here to destroy our kitchen...

    • @kittygamer_1590
      @kittygamer_1590 Před 3 lety +14

      “Uh babe? The neighbors at it again, when are we going to move out?”

    • @yeahyeah9471
      @yeahyeah9471 Před 3 lety +2

      I LOVE THESE COMMENTS LMFAOOO

    • @brookh1619
      @brookh1619 Před 3 lety +1

      HAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true!!!

    • @SweetKiren
      @SweetKiren Před 3 lety +9

      The came to check on him during the beef wellington video 😂😂

  • @legoyoda5776
    @legoyoda5776 Před 3 lety +842

    Brandon: "Go big or go home"
    Also Brandon: **Creates a fucking bomb**

  • @thegooddoctor8787
    @thegooddoctor8787 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Ok but Brandon holding out both his hands to halt the collapsing bookshelves has the same energy as Chris Pratt trying to stop the Velociraptors from eating him lol.

  • @ReversedNoob14
    @ReversedNoob14 Před 3 měsíci +6

    0:58 i love how he says: 'stop it' and the bottle just explodes everywhere XD

  • @rubbermarble888
    @rubbermarble888 Před 3 lety +1532

    0:52 I've been looking for this scene my entire life and I finally found it

  • @mariusaur9491
    @mariusaur9491 Před 3 lety +795

    So we’re just going to ignore his *hair*

  • @dingusboi7045
    @dingusboi7045 Před 10 měsíci +10

    0:50 "go big or go home!"
    and thus, a meme was born.

  • @33frfr
    @33frfr Před rokem +6

    0:59
    “Stop it”
    *blows up*

  • @mrsauce2620
    @mrsauce2620 Před 2 lety +6561

    That man soaked himself in kingdom co-

    • @kolbemccay7250
      @kolbemccay7250 Před 2 lety +241

      Don’t U finish that sentence there are children present and this is supposed to be a family friendly channel
      Also him: “Ohh its a stress balls! I get it!!!”😂

    • @Cindy-dj6jw
      @Cindy-dj6jw Před 2 lety +116

      -me this is my kingdom come

    • @pichi_122
      @pichi_122 Před 2 lety +19

      damn I laughed so hard

    • @Manddot
      @Manddot Před 2 lety +13

      @@kolbemccay7250 m

    • @user-by2ok5lu2d
      @user-by2ok5lu2d Před 2 lety +18

      @@kolbemccay7250 i already know what he was gonna see and i am 11

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird Před 3 lety +1289

    "I have an onion...OH ITS IN THE KITCHEN"
    Yes that's normally where it is.

    • @mae6787
      @mae6787 Před 3 lety +6

      True

    • @savannarandolph
      @savannarandolph Před 3 lety +22

      Wait... so yall dont keep ur onions in the bathroom??

    • @mae6787
      @mae6787 Před 3 lety +11

      @@savannarandolph sometimes I think I do but only when I'm running on 3 days worth of red bull and no sleep...

    • @nasir6254
      @nasir6254 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mae6787 cuz Red Bull gives u wings

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 Před 3 lety +3

      @@savannarandolph Naw, I kept them in the toilet

  • @MTSyntho
    @MTSyntho Před 2 měsíci +4

    0:52 it's my first time finding the origin of a clip on accident 💀

  • @x_life.-is-pointless_x
    @x_life.-is-pointless_x Před rokem +46

    I love how Brandon doesn't care about what happens to him or his house an just tries to make us laugh ❤️

  • @gabrielarturmatiasdacosta1080

    "Go big or go home"
    He went big inside his home

  • @capp00
    @capp00 Před 3 lety +16786

    The poor, poor kitchen.
    But the office, yeah that never stood a chance.

  • @aznboi319.
    @aznboi319. Před rokem +17

    0:52 "This is my kingdom come."

  • @mysmoreisonfire
    @mysmoreisonfire Před rokem +4

    "go big or go home." Next thing you know absolute chaos

  • @kaciphillips324
    @kaciphillips324 Před 3 lety +1583

    brandon is the only man who would destroy his kitchen, make a leotard, and cause his bookshelves to collapse in under 5 minutes
    edit: wow thanks for all the likes you made my day

  • @lacee.d986
    @lacee.d986 Před 3 lety +615

    Nobody:
    His neighbors: There he goes again.

    • @mika3392
      @mika3392 Před 3 lety +14

      His neighbors: theres goes the crackhead that i see each morning
      /j

  • @Yhspoke
    @Yhspoke Před 4 měsíci +4

    0:53 bro popped a flowberry fizz

  • @BaconMan1697
    @BaconMan1697 Před 2 lety +12

    " I don't cry while cutting onions, I cry while cleaning kitchen later" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ade369
    @ade369 Před 3 lety +640

    nobody:
    not a soul:
    NO ONE:
    Brandon: “how old are your pounds?”

  • @sanelmujkic6807
    @sanelmujkic6807 Před 3 lety +628

    Kitchen: exists
    Brandon: I’ll end this kitchens whole career!

  • @Oscarobe9
    @Oscarobe9 Před rokem +3

    3:09 why they do that😂😂 but also he has to put everything back in place

  • @spacecowboy7897
    @spacecowboy7897 Před rokem +4

    0:53 how schools think boys will react if they see a girl's shoulder

  • @avacado9994
    @avacado9994 Před 3 lety +464

    “how old are your pounds? no. wait.”

  • @wonderbearliv
    @wonderbearliv Před 3 lety +1625

    Questions you don't ask:
    A man: his salary
    A woman: her weight
    Brandon: how the heck he cleans after every video

    • @shookelmo7505
      @shookelmo7505 Před 2 lety +68

      he just has an exact replica of his apartment for each video.

    • @phantomfox9556
      @phantomfox9556 Před 2 lety +15

      @@shookelmo7505 I would love that if I were as messy as him

    • @beauboi3381
      @beauboi3381 Před 2 lety +3

      @@shookelmo7505 HOW?!!!???!?!?!??!? THAT WOULD COST HIM A LOT CASH

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang Před 2 lety +9

      @@shookelmo7505 yeah his house just consist of hundreds of the same room

    • @kopi5806
      @kopi5806 Před 2 lety +14

      HowToBasic: *P A T H E T I C*

  • @mental8026
    @mental8026 Před rokem +7

    2:16 UR MARRIED BRANDON

  • @JasmineYolo_.
    @JasmineYolo_. Před rokem +5

    0:56 is prob my fav part of the video 😂

  • @jolierichard8634
    @jolierichard8634 Před 2 lety +1498

    How schools thinks boys react when a girl shows 0.00001 percent of their shoulder:
    0:51

  • @bellamya567
    @bellamya567 Před 3 lety +834

    Is this his house or his office? I mean like either way I immediately said “Brandon noooooooooooo” 😂

    • @JenniferSara1982
      @JenniferSara1982 Před 3 lety +48

      His office. He used to live here but got rid of the other office and moved somewhere else and now this is his office.

    • @scaredcafe562
      @scaredcafe562 Před 3 lety +15

      @@JenniferSara1982 so that isn't where he lives? His office looks like a house what does he do in his office

    • @screamingfrog953
      @screamingfrog953 Před 3 lety +2

      Its his apartment

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 3 lety +16

      @@scaredcafe562 it's his old apartment, he just works there now instead of living there

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw Před 3 lety +12

      This is his apartment but he actually stays with Gloria.. as far as.I know

  • @maddieeffler6362
    @maddieeffler6362 Před rokem +4

    0:16 that looks like when SpongeBob tried to crack his knuckles to prove how tough he is in order to get into the Salty Spittoon.

  • @asinclair1234
    @asinclair1234 Před 3 lety +400

    Why do I feel like he just woke up and said “I feel like making a mess today”

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +3

      Have u seen the others 😂🤣

  • @user-rw3dq9ww3h
    @user-rw3dq9ww3h Před 3 lety +701

    “I’ll never let you go.” Not even a second later: drops it

    • @sarahjones3256
      @sarahjones3256 Před rokem +3

      Like Rose to Jack

    • @IIiscsvs
      @IIiscsvs Před rokem +1

      its more like 0.47 seconds

    • @aprilbyyy1705
      @aprilbyyy1705 Před rokem +1

      Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤

    • @sarahjones3256
      @sarahjones3256 Před rokem

      @@aprilbyyy1705 amen 🙏🏼🙏🏾

  • @ItsYourGirlNezuko
    @ItsYourGirlNezuko Před 8 měsíci +5

    0:56 Pov: U let a child wash the dishes and u try to clean up before mother arrives

  • @Tech_Wolf52
    @Tech_Wolf52 Před rokem +2

    0:50 "Go big or go home *crash* "No, stoppit- *SHCCCCCTT*

  • @slytherinqueen7099
    @slytherinqueen7099 Před 3 lety +346

    Him: *ruining his kitchen*
    Me: *laughing*
    2 minutes later
    *His shelves start falling*
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @criticalxreese7128
    @criticalxreese7128 Před 3 lety +5820

    i promise you he is the funniest guy even if your having the worst day

    • @cstoao
      @cstoao Před 3 lety +64

      I agree 😂. I lost it when he tossed the glove on the foil, the shelves started to fall and he jumps up with the speed of light.
      'Nonononono!' 😂

    • @IDynamiteProductions
      @IDynamiteProductions Před 3 lety +35

      Saw your comment before watching the video. Going watch now and confirm, since I’m having a pretty bad day.
      Edit: can confirm I smiled throughout the video, probably didn’t laugh because of my day but it did help.

    • @criticalxreese7128
      @criticalxreese7128 Před 3 lety +11

      @@IDynamiteProductions I hope your day gets better :)

    • @Jaa780
      @Jaa780 Před 3 lety +5

      TRUE!

    • @doodoostain6924
      @doodoostain6924 Před 3 lety +4

      I agree 👍 💯

  • @angel1castarz69
    @angel1castarz69 Před 2 lety +31

    Can we just appreciate that Brandon makes us happy or laugh all the time?

  • @seigfredschenker1999
    @seigfredschenker1999 Před 2 lety +9

    3:07 made me laugh harder than my dad sneezes

  • @katelyndietrich8314
    @katelyndietrich8314 Před 3 lety +427

    That intro is kinda concerning. But I've learned not to ask questions

  • @3smans
    @3smans Před 3 lety +580

    0:52 this is my kingdom come

    • @HGamer2007
      @HGamer2007 Před 3 lety +13

      Someone should put this part of the video and sync it with the song demons

    • @LanceAntisin100
      @LanceAntisin100 Před 3 lety +4

      @@HGamer2007 it has already been done.

    • @HGamer2007
      @HGamer2007 Před 3 lety

      Nice

    • @bruh4899
      @bruh4899 Před 3 lety

      Who did it

    • @LanceAntisin100
      @LanceAntisin100 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bruh4899 dunno, ive seen it on discord lol.

  • @SuperAndroid-cw2bl
    @SuperAndroid-cw2bl Před rokem +3

    0:53 this is my kingdom come.

  • @yippeeisreal5216
    @yippeeisreal5216 Před rokem +13

    0:22
    " ill never let you go ! " then proceeds to drop it 💀💀

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 Před 3 lety +450

    “His eyes say bedroom but his hands say Hospital”

  • @whocares3406
    @whocares3406 Před 3 lety +803

    He protect
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He'd still clean his kitchen
    After the ballon hack

  • @silly_soapy
    @silly_soapy Před rokem +5

    im pretty shocked that this was 1 year ago, i remember finding Brandon and binge watching him for hours. it also kinda makes me happy to know ive been watching him at least over a year and im glad he has a new house. the apartment will be missed tho

  • @zethgerard2
    @zethgerard2 Před 2 dny +1

    "This is my kingdom c*m, This is my kingdom come"☠️🗣🔥

  • @shadowoof9937
    @shadowoof9937 Před 3 lety +1739

    Can’t believe he’s house is still standing till this day lol (KELLY UR CLEANING THIS UP)
    Ty so much for all these likes 😁❤️👍🏼✨

    • @kayleigh6760
      @kayleigh6760 Před 3 lety +3

      you’re*

    • @melissaescareno2046
      @melissaescareno2046 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought he moved in with Gloria ? Isn’t this his apartment from before

    • @krissytrue1743
      @krissytrue1743 Před 3 lety +3

      @@melissaescareno2046 Kelly is the girl in the picture

    • @Sami248598
      @Sami248598 Před 3 lety

      Hahahhahahahha

    • @amychurch
      @amychurch Před 3 lety +8

      @@melissaescareno2046 They did move in together :) He kept this apartment as his office/studio

  • @wockyslush1169
    @wockyslush1169 Před 3 lety +330

    **vinegar and baking soda covers the entire kitchen**
    Brandon, with one paper towel: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @Tails_Gaming
    @Tails_Gaming Před rokem +3

    0:53 people when they search R34 for the first time

  • @Sonianevermind799
    @Sonianevermind799 Před 8 měsíci +2

    0:53 THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME

  • @azrael2602
    @azrael2602 Před 3 lety +616

    0:53 how schools think boys react when they see 0.01% of a girls shoulder

  • @amandapaige3867
    @amandapaige3867 Před 3 lety +383

    “Ima duct tape myself to the ceiling and we will see” 😂😂😂😂

    • @aishwarya5663
      @aishwarya5663 Před 3 lety +7

      Where did he come from though? 😂

    • @TheLeviathanYT
      @TheLeviathanYT Před 3 lety +2

      @@aishwarya5663 the ceiling doi

    • @pizzatrapbot1417
      @pizzatrapbot1417 Před 3 lety +3

      For real tho how did he come from the ceiling

    • @amandapaige3867
      @amandapaige3867 Před 3 lety

      @@aishwarya5663 that’s a secret he will never tell 😂 he’s a wizard

  • @LucyPennies
    @LucyPennies Před měsícem +1

    0:53 object show fans when they find out that objects exist irl

  • @annavoerman9268
    @annavoerman9268 Před 3 lety +690

    Best Brandon Quotes:
    “How old are your pounds?”
    “What does a concussion smell like?”
    😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @amayanobles2551
      @amayanobles2551 Před 3 lety +4

      I asked my mom the second one because I hit my head on a ladder and she bursted out laughing

    • @everydaygetsworse5708
      @everydaygetsworse5708 Před 3 lety +3

      “KeVin!”

    • @shipwrecksucks3242
      @shipwrecksucks3242 Před 3 lety +3

      You forgot
      “Parents do this under the supervision of your children”

    • @treatpeoplewithkindness9231
      @treatpeoplewithkindness9231 Před 3 lety +1

      My favorite one from him is
      “don’t believe what you see on the internet...or whatever comes out of my mouth, there both lies most the time” 😂

    • @htreat
      @htreat Před 3 lety

      I don’t know if anybody knows this one but...” PeNut BuTtER AND JELLY! wEre coMInG CHiLdREN!!!”

  • @davethompson7088
    @davethompson7088 Před 3 lety +996

    “I don’t cry while cutting onions I cry when cleaning kitchen later”. Brandon Farris 2021 I think (Lol)

  • @meddlenot
    @meddlenot Před 2 lety +1

    0:50 The "Go Bigger Go Home"
    Got Me xD

  • @TheFifaToad
    @TheFifaToad Před 4 měsíci +3

    what is Brandon good at?
    being horrible: ❌
    making the biggest messes in history: ✅

  • @turnipsnsweaters4694
    @turnipsnsweaters4694 Před 3 lety +389

    Brandon as woman pours soda on her head: “What a mess”
    Me: “Did we seriously just forget what happened in the first minute of this video?” 😂😂

  • @memeboy4206
    @memeboy4206 Před 3 lety +340

    "Go big or go home"
    Top ten quotes said right before disaster

    • @0neName
      @0neName Před 3 lety +3

      Right before he detonates his homemade bomb

    • @justanaveragemop3930
      @justanaveragemop3930 Před 3 lety

      100th like

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 Před 3 lety +2

      Don’t forget “It should be easy” right before he made both of his cabinets fall on top of him because he tried to put pants on.
      😂😂😂

    • @carolinemontgomery9100
      @carolinemontgomery9100 Před 3 lety

      @@0neName Stop. You're too funny

    • @WorthyEpert1
      @WorthyEpert1 Před 3 lety +1

      “Stop it...”
      Boom

  • @Holl0w.kn1ght
    @Holl0w.kn1ght Před 2 měsíci +2

    Thus the ultimate meme was born 😂

  • @Theclammm1
    @Theclammm1 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Looks like he has to clean the kitchen and his room really nice 😂

  • @urdadmaddie4988
    @urdadmaddie4988 Před 3 lety +293

    gloria comes home like: -_- not again.

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah I bet she’s glad he rents a separate apartment for filming in

    • @justinsebastian9551
      @justinsebastian9551 Před 3 lety +2

      Shame Brandon (beaten up)

    • @tinytuber8705
      @tinytuber8705 Před 3 lety

      @@aiden3627 yeah I agree imagine living with him full time

  • @loumay8977
    @loumay8977 Před 3 lety +614

    Five minute crafts ruin everyone's day unless done by brandon

  • @mattie7856
    @mattie7856 Před rokem +2

    0:27 are you sure about that? xD

  • @Avragesoulsgamelover
    @Avragesoulsgamelover Před rokem +9

    0:52 this is my kindom come, this is my kingdom come!

  • @abby.bumblebee
    @abby.bumblebee Před 3 lety +892

    Let’s just give him a round of applause for all the times he’s ruined his house for our entertainment 👏🏻

  • @JoCaTen
    @JoCaTen Před 2 lety +1938

    "go big or go home"
    Famous last words before unleashing his kingdom come

    • @kellenfox587
      @kellenfox587 Před 2 lety +52

      He went big and deep alright ;)

    • @senhordoouro
      @senhordoouro Před 2 lety +28

      That's what she said

    • @kailazel6527
      @kailazel6527 Před 2 lety +20

      That meme is godly😂

    • @zqwarzz
      @zqwarzz Před rokem +10

      That line reminds me of the bad guys its "go bad or go home"

    • @AwesomeTaco250
      @AwesomeTaco250 Před rokem +17

      This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come

  • @18436Melissa
    @18436Melissa Před 5 měsíci +1

    0:59
    Brandon: Stop it.
    Jar full of who knows what: *NO*

  • @loraelanderson9730
    @loraelanderson9730 Před rokem +1

    No intro. Just chaos.

  • @sirhappygames9279
    @sirhappygames9279 Před 3 lety +149

    Brandon's neighbor: "What are you doing?"
    Brandon: "Spring cleaning"
    Brandon's neighbor: "But it's January."
    Brandon: "I know"

    • @chanelleblouet7609
      @chanelleblouet7609 Před 3 lety +1

      Him opening his gifts is same.
      Him :opening my Christmas gifts
      Everyone :it's Feburary

    • @neverice9814
      @neverice9814 Před 3 lety +1

      More like sprite cleaning

  • @mariachiriac-susu3315
    @mariachiriac-susu3315 Před 3 lety +340

    “i got so much of that boom boom juice up my nose” -Brandon Farris 2021

  • @SketchMickey
    @SketchMickey Před 3 měsíci +1

    3:12
    Brandon: go to bed
    *instantly wrecks his room*
    "NANANANA"

  • @chaykid
    @chaykid Před 10 měsíci +1

    3:30 "How old are y- your- eh- pounds?"

  • @jordantaylor8533
    @jordantaylor8533 Před 3 lety +4453

    can we just address the fact that this hilarious man has a wife. imagine the look on her face when she comes home every day

    • @shookelmo7505
      @shookelmo7505 Před 2 lety +116

      she wouldn’t be surprised 😂

    • @e11a__
      @e11a__ Před 2 lety +83

      It’s his girlfriend and they don’t live there

    • @nothing-9084
      @nothing-9084 Před 2 lety +106

      Gloves don’t really have a look, or a face for that matter

    • @dinoaurus1
      @dinoaurus1 Před 2 lety +21

      @@e11a__ i can see why

    • @goosegoeshonk19
      @goosegoeshonk19 Před 2 lety +9

      No- no he dosnt- it’s his gf lol

  • @stephaniepacka1167
    @stephaniepacka1167 Před 3 lety +220

    “I’ll never let you go!”
    Drops it in the sink😂
    This guy makes my day 100000 time better😍😝😜

    • @kaydenceglam306
      @kaydenceglam306 Před 3 lety +2

      Mine too

    • @rileyknapp7111
      @rileyknapp7111 Před 3 lety +1

      You are 100% correct

    • @exeyjack2333
      @exeyjack2333 Před 3 lety

      Titanici refrains ???

    • @azrielpacheco6191
      @azrielpacheco6191 Před 3 lety

      𝙸 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 😅😅