So I've been reading the comments and notices that no one else mentions how brandon looks so proud of making a bookcase fall on a spider and it just makes me so happy that he is over here living his best life. Also would have done the same thing I don't do spiders
@@singamanah7003 How do I get you banned from CZcams? Edit: Just read through community guidelines. I can report your channel. Links to pornography are against community guidelines. I'm reporting your channel.
if you were to ask Brandon what’s his biggest fears when he’s older he’s probably gonna say 1. 48 flip flops 2. Book shelf’s 3. jumping spiders 4. magnets 5. pants 6. Kelly 7. cleaning his room 8. And people calling him a stripper…
When is it ever a video where Brandon doesn't calmly destroys his room in less than a minute into the video side note:Hope you all are well. You're worth it. Have a great day 😊
@@user-qw9uf2hb8x I actually never edited the comment I always add a side note to everyone comment I make I only made an autocorrect problem and fixed it 😊
Anyone else notice the hundreds of twilight books?😂 destroyed all the other stuff on the shelves from them falling over so much that he had to replace them with twilight
😂my girl showed me a video on your channel, I just had 2 subscribe, I haven’t stop laughing whilst watching this since💯😂, thank you 4 having me in pure giggles, awesome personality 🙌
ZZI was mid swolow when he climbed on the shelf and said IM NOT A STRIPPER i had to hold the laugh back or i was gonna choke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are one of the funniest men alive.
Love how every single time he tries too do a hack the room slightly becomes worse and more inconveniencing so eventually if you skip too the very end with no knowledge of what's happening it'll look completely different than from when it started
It’s hilarious how his room has been destroyed so many times, yet it always seems to regenerate. Don’t tell me you put infinite regeneration on the room…
Always gotta love the life hacks were it goes "Want to do a thing? Buy a certain product!". Gee, I didn't know I needed to buy a thing... To use that thing. CRAZY!
"I'm afraid of falling from forty-eight flip-flops" - Is almost the most satisfying sentence to say - haha, I didn't notice the alliteration in my addition until i read it back 😂
“Pants have you seen my Kelly?” HAS ME DEADDDDDD😂
@@singamanah7003 shut tf up this is why people that hate their fiancé stay with them…ti stay away from you
@@singamanah7003 I've reported your channel.
@@singamanah7003 wtf!
Kelly in the other room be like
"Yea their with me estdupido."
@@singamanah7003 bro why just stop
Are we going to talk about all the 'Breaking Dawn' books, or are we avoiding that?
I was just asking myself that
What breaking dawn novels?
It's Brandon, I feel like that's all the explanation required.
I... Why is there only breaking dawn...? Where’d the other 3 go??
*How many series did he have to buy*
Again, where are these books you speak of? I think you guys should see a doctor.
This man is basically a six year old who just does what he wants and had infinite time.
Frrr
A toddler with adult money and zero supervision
@@Same_Local.Insomnic that's just every boy I know.
I love it that Brandon has only one book on every shelf to be different and catch attention. Nice and fresh approach to comedy.
71 likes but no comments?! Let me fix that for you-
Not only that but it’s twilight breaking dawn… a hundred copies of it….
Wait really
Brandon's medical insurance company:
"He got hurt how?
By a bookshelf?
AGAIN???"
Imagine Brandon's insurance agent finding his channel. That moment of "everything makes sense now" would be a memorable one.
AGAIN?!
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
"My neck, My back, the rest of the lyrics to that song, HURT bad." Beautiful speech Brandon
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Indeed.
@@jiminsnoona3914 i- you okay?-
First you gotta put your back into it.
Don't stop. Just _do it do it._
@@pvtpain66k PF-
Can we just get him respect for how many times his shelves has fallen on him 🤣😂
Thanks Man☺️
3:10 as someone with braces, that terrifies me
Same
“I’m not a stripper!”
I don’t know man, them legs say different.
The dress,money and legs say it all
@@glitchzie3274 are we just gonna ignore the other comment?!?!??!
@@aniyaford100 just report it they are a bot
Brandon: What’s with all those flip flops?
Us: Whats with all the Breaking Dawn books?!
Yes!
Right!!!
Meeeee! I was like why is no one talking about the exact same book times 100?! 😂😂
Yessss!!!!!!
Glad I’m not the only one 😂
So I've been reading the comments and notices that no one else mentions how brandon looks so proud of making a bookcase fall on a spider and it just makes me so happy that he is over here living his best life. Also would have done the same thing I don't do spiders
When my math problem say explain how you got your answer, me: 2:32
W h y 👁👄👁
Brandon: I’m a part time cop who works full time.
Me: *I see.*
@@singamanah7003 How do I get you banned from CZcams?
Edit: Just read through community guidelines. I can report your channel.
Links to pornography are against community guidelines. I'm reporting your channel.
@@Stars-Light-up-the-Night I’m with you on that. Gonna report that as well.
@@sherrytaylor9746 Yeah, she needs to go.
Yeah same as soon as I finish thevideo
Clicked on this faster than he could knock down his shelves doing five minute crafts 😂
Lol
*Wow that is fast*
Haha
Thats nearly impossible
I clicked faster then he could say “kelly!”
I love how he’s telling us he’s not a stripper for literally all of the video 😭
This man's existence is just what my brain does when I'm sleeping.
Nice to see you've resorted to duct tape to keep those poor bookshelves together.
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@@samuelbonaya2961 what
Nice to see you here Mr. 7 days to die CZcamsr
Hello cappoo
It’s flex tape 💅
if you were to ask Brandon what’s his biggest fears when he’s older he’s probably gonna say
1. 48 flip flops
2. Book shelf’s
3. jumping spiders
4. magnets
5. pants
6. Kelly
7. cleaning his room
8. And people calling him a stripper…
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@@provedwithasolidrighthook haha u thought I would fall for that, but no I knew what it was ;)
@@emme6761 *sigh* I wish...
@@provedwithasolidrighthook 💅
@@provedwithasolidrighthook I memorized the link page, don’t test me and my knowledge 😎
1:43 nice dad joke!
Somehow Brandon manages to make a bookshelf fall down in almost every video😂
LOL
Brandon puts himself in pain for our entertainment and I LOVE IT
@@singamanah7003 no thanks
I see you everywhere
And I’m glad
is ur name cameron
mans is almost as much of a masochist than markiplier...almost
Ayo? 📸
“I hissed involuntarily.” “Like this?” 👹👹👹 “That was more of a squawk”
I decided to read comments before finishing the video and when he did that I diiied
I SCREAMED 🤣
3:52 😂 “ it’s like my face is pooping”
So we’re not gonna talk about how we just ate a pickle, a banana peel with a sticker on it!?!?
Why aren’t more people talking about his growing obsession of the Twilight series?
IM DOWN FOR IT TWILIGHT IS THE GREATEST CREATION
No
@@brandycrocker4750 yes hehhehe
@@Terzos-olive-oil yassssss! I have the whole series and I’m so sad it’s gone off Netflix :(
Why is no one talking about the fact that HE PEELED A PICKLE
"Yeah I am wearing underwear with my girlfriend's face on it?!" "LOYALTY" I've never died quicker than when I laughed to that 😂
@@DizzyO6 ShIvEr mE tImBeRs 😬😵😪
I love how most of Brendon's videos are just him eating the cabinets.
When he killed the spider by nocking the bookshelf got me flabbergasted
Brandon: Yeah that never happens
*pants fly off*
Also Brandon: It happens
Spider: *crawls on girls shoe
Girl: *makes extended sandals
Spider: *gives up on life
your pfp is the spider when extended sandals
Sweet baby Jesus that spider scared the living daylight out of me
Brandon: - Puts on face mask -
THE MAGNET: - SLAMS HIS HEAD ON IT -
Me watching: OH MY GO-
I've been watching this guy since 2019 and I've never stopped watching him ❤️
Omg Same!
@@singamanah7003 haha
Same here
Same
Sameeee
4:51 HE ATE THE STICKER OF THE BANNA LMAO
Gotta get that fiber
I love ur vid and this is the first ive sene, it made me laugh almost every 10th second. U got my type of humor. Ceep on making the amazing content.
These days it has become a habit of mine to start a day with your videos.
Fun fact: Brandon makes everyone’s day better with his videos
Obvious statement
No
I can confirm this statement
@@barrackobama3005 tf are you doing here barrack?
@X-unknown42 i am everywhere and no where
When is it ever a video where Brandon doesn't calmly destroys his room in less than a minute into the video
side note:Hope you all are well. You're worth it. Have a great day 😊
I don’t think a video like that exists
Annndd you ruined the comment with a thank you edit. Congrats
@@user-qw9uf2hb8x I actually never edited the comment I always add a side note to everyone comment I make I only made an autocorrect problem and fixed it 😊
I would be surprised and potentially disappointed if he DIDN'T destroy everything in a video because I expect it now
@@singamanah7003 You need to delete this. Otherwise, I'm reporting it. Immoral and disgusting.
The amount of times this man has knocked down or damage these shelf’s is unbelievable!
No one gonna talk bout the symphony at 1:48
Anyone else notice the hundreds of twilight books?😂 destroyed all the other stuff on the shelves from them falling over so much that he had to replace them with twilight
I WAS LITERALLY WONDERING WHY NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT 💀🤚
I legit was gonna say 🤣 What's with all the twilight books?
Why so much breaking dawn????????
@@janettepatterson8862 WAIT ITS PROBABLY A PUN!
YEAH WTF🤣🤣
“Wait, sir HOW many Breaking Dawn books do you want?!”
“Yes.”
the amount of effort and pain brandon suffers to make these videos for us
I just found your videos and I gotta say that I had no idea what you had in those bookshelves until they got knocked over. Funny as fuck.
I swear 5 seconds in and I'm already dying laughing
Same 😂😂😂
the ghost take his pants off 😳
@Muscleman8562 what lol
I had to watch it like 20 times before i was ready to keep watching the rest 🤣🤣
The decor on your shelves is absolutely stunning. I’d like to hire you to design the decorations of my home 🥰
maybe not the stability for the decor though lol
He has a collection also second reply
POV the smile he had after the breaking dawn books killed the massive spider 🙂
CZcams randomly suggested this video to me and I clicked on it because it looked like it would be chaos... it is chaos.
Well done :)
5:24 you said my name
"say my name" "balloon man" "your god damn right"
when he ate the banana with the pickle inside he also ate the sticker and I can't stop thinking about it.😂😂
Lmao same 😂😂🤣💀
I’m happy I’m not the only one that noticed that XD
Your the only person i’ve seen talking about that XD
😂my girl showed me a video on your channel, I just had 2 subscribe, I haven’t stop laughing whilst watching this since💯😂, thank you 4 having me in pure giggles, awesome personality 🙌
ZZI was mid swolow when he climbed on the shelf and said IM NOT A STRIPPER i had to hold the laugh back or i was gonna choke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are one of the funniest men alive.
Love how every single time he tries too do a hack the room slightly becomes worse and more inconveniencing so eventually if you skip too the very end with no knowledge of what's happening it'll look completely different than from when it started
Kill it with fire 🔥
along with his appearance
BEST ViDEO EVER
Wen he said b pickle I was crying laughing😂😂
Stephenie Meyer’s paycheck is completely dependent on Brandon
The smile he had after the spider died 😀
0:18 Just In case no body knows. 420 is the number for weed and 69 is a sex position.
@dodopuff187YUH HUH
“It’s like my face is pooping.” One thing I love about you is that you manage to come up with a brand new sentence in every video. 😂
You are so right
Yeah I think that would either be popping a pimple or vomiting... never thought it'd be taking off a magnetic face mask using a 3200 lb. magnet.
More like 6 minutes and 42 seconds of Brandon failing to convince us that he is not a stripper
He always causes destruction a lot. That's what I love about him lol😂
When his head hit the table I F√€KING lost it! I was in tears!!
"I'm not a stripper!" and "pants have you seen my Kelly?" Killed me XD
At least now we know if Brandon's stripping career fails he can make a whole damn living selling Twlight books 😂
He said he’s a part time cop who works full time😭 and then said YEAH I LOVE MY JOB
"it's like my face is pooping!"
-Brandon with a giant magnet that weights more than his grandmother
"Im not a stripper if I was a stripper could I do this" *starts dancing with money falling*
I've been looking for the breaking dawn book, and now I know who has them all.
Even so late, his videos will most likely bright up my night.
“Thigh highs” & “IM NOT A STRIPPERR” HAD ME DEADDDDD😭😂😂😂😭
I am astounded that brandon has not severely injured himself in one of these videos yet
Nahh Brandon you always make me laugh😂😂😂😂
i actually looked up the badge number and apparently Brandon is Detective Kreyg Phelps.
Lol
It’s hilarious how his room has been destroyed so many times, yet it always seems to regenerate. Don’t tell me you put infinite regeneration on the room…
Brendan's room itself is an SCP
@@nickstrobelight7804 LOL
Brandons room is a Time Lord...
we can all agree brandon does some absurd things for us.
U literally never fail to make me laugh..
Always gotta love the life hacks were it goes "Want to do a thing? Buy a certain product!".
Gee, I didn't know I needed to buy a thing... To use that thing. CRAZY!
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that when he ate the b-pickle he ate the sticker of the banana peel! 😂😂😂
they are edible lol
Hahaha
And this is why we love u Brandon 💅🏼
Yes
@Muscleman8562 ummm you good
Absolute chaos I request more of this.
you couldnt pay me enough to clean up after this guy, hes amazing
I got here faster than Brandon could said "Pink drink"
Anybody else's heart stop for a second when that shelf almost crushed him?
Are we not gonna talk about how he litterly fell from 48 flip flops meanwhile taking a shelf with him I litterly died laughing so hard omggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My back, My neck and my anxiety attack when he stood upon those 48 flip-flops
*falls down in a police outfit with no pants and a stack of flip flops*
“You been drinkin’?”
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he was like " thank you for the money " I died and I cried love your videos man🤣🤣
just learned you exist today. congrats at convincing the algorithm that you deserve more exposure. because you do.
“You wanna know how strong the magnet is, this is the box” *proceeds to pull string*😂😂😂
The fact that he has THAT MANY Breaking Dawn books is absolutely freaking amazing! 😂😂
From what I've tried counting, 216 around.
I love how Brandon just completely destroys everything in his house for our entertainment 🤣
5:42 those slaps hahaha
2:28
the shelf just falls on the spider and kills it
4:36 This reminds me of that video where he blames Kevin for the pickles
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"I'm afraid of falling from forty-eight flip-flops" - Is almost the most satisfying sentence to say - haha, I didn't notice the alliteration in my addition until i read it back 😂
I love how he and the book shelf teamed up in the end to catch the spider 😂💀
ROTFL, no joke that " I didn't understand the assignment" situation got me hard
1:57 That reaction I can totally relate too. Spiders are creepy.
“Pants have you seen my Kelly” got me rolling 😂😂
I love when he says "ifmyou wanna how strong the magnet is..." then just pulls the box with an obvious string
"Breaking dawn"?
More like breaking down
Okay, that felt weird to say. "More like bore ragnarok" just rolls off the tongue better
Bore ragnarok? More like bore ragnarok
So when are we getting the full dramatic reading of Breaking Dawn?