I Filmed Myself Watching The Alt Right Dogs Trailer

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  • čas přidán 6. 10. 2016
  • People kept linking me this asking me to watch it so I set up a camera and did that. And then I watched it again and read some blogs.
    Real, actual videos that feature effort are coming and most of them are about video games I promise
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  • @paris5410
    @paris5410 Před 3 lety +1490

    I understand that whole "people considering me dangerous is cool" thing. When I read that poll that 30% of young Polish men consider the LGBT ideology as the biggest threat facing Poland, I was flattered.

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 Před 3 lety +205

      Aww, they think we're a national threat.

    • @nerdanarcho
      @nerdanarcho Před rokem +149

      That's right Poland, I'm out to get you!

    • @illumi9044
      @illumi9044 Před rokem +125

      Big gay truly is the most important issue of our generation

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 Před rokem +30

      @@illumi9044 We truly are

    • @HandleMyBallsYouTube
      @HandleMyBallsYouTube Před rokem +2

      As a gay person I'm absolutely devastated, my plan to destroy Poland has been leaked! Which one of you fuckers was it?!

  • @carterslade8771
    @carterslade8771 Před 7 lety +6728

    oh my god, what if the picture is off center because it's ALLIGNED TO THE RIGHT!?
    Christ this is depressing

    • @williampym3741
      @williampym3741 Před 4 lety +197

      But it was clearly supposed to be centered, and was misaligned. It just looks unappealing otherwise, and is very poorly made either way.

    • @discordant8543
      @discordant8543 Před 4 lety +291

      No way they'd think of that... Although, they'd probably think of that over getting a tripod

    • @tiagocoxo5831
      @tiagocoxo5831 Před 4 lety +30

      I come to youtube so I can find this kind of coments. Thank you for this one!

    • @sinisternightmare
      @sinisternightmare Před 4 lety +113

      Shifting the picture to the RIGHT was clearly a masterful artistic decision, you ignorants!!!
      This is some Citizen-Kane-level arthouse shit!!!
      x´DD

    • @mcpoyleswilltakeoverthewor934
      @mcpoyleswilltakeoverthewor934 Před 4 lety +52

      Every frame a painting indeed

  • @kaitlynbrady3017
    @kaitlynbrady3017 Před 7 lety +4817

    Imagine being the woman at Paypal tech support who had to tell Davis Aurini that they were just having system issues and not out to silence his artistic contributions to the world.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Před 5 lety +18

      🤣🤣👏💩💩

    • @ZillMob
      @ZillMob Před 5 lety +10

      Mmm such delicious sarcasm. So good

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 Před 4 lety +8

      @Narciso the Salad AAAAAAAAAAAAAA contributions?

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune Před 3 lety +66

      "Sir, our site is just bad sometimes."

    • @richardtrey4992
      @richardtrey4992 Před 2 lety +2

      i realize it's kinda off topic but does anyone know a good site to stream newly released tv shows online ?

  • @rezmarquez5633
    @rezmarquez5633 Před 4 lety +2179

    I’m watching this again three+ years later because while the relevance of these nerds has faded, hbomb’s gleefully incredulous chuckle is eternal

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Před 3 lety +95

      ... and adorkable. I love Hbomb. He's awesome, funny and precious.

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 Před 3 lety +24

      you love to see it

    • @redundantqwail9088
      @redundantqwail9088 Před 2 lety +24

      Same. I forgot what pathetic losers the alt right were as individuals, and this made their 2020 downfall seem all the more inevitable

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 Před 2 lety +13

      @@redundantqwail9088 Did aomething particular happen? I have not really bothered keeping tabs on them

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 Před 2 lety +75

      @@blitzburn2871 The simple answer is...people are forgetting about them

  • @obermegalutschoar
    @obermegalutschoar Před 7 lety +3733

    Are they suggesting that one of them is an undercover SJW?

    • @depotagents
      @depotagents Před 7 lety +562

      Oh fuck, that'd be fantastic. Imagine the drama. The intrigue.

    • @MrPbhuh
      @MrPbhuh Před 7 lety +308

      yeah, the imageboards where gamergate still hangs out and discusses tactics is full of people who think sargon of akkad is an undercover SJW. Stupid of me to not have screencapped that. would be funny.

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal Před 7 lety +62

      They've likely all been accused of it already.

    • @llamamall3653
      @llamamall3653 Před 7 lety +176

      Didn't you know? Davis' testosterone cream is actually _estrogen_ cream with a fake label. This is so that he can destroy the white race by turning them into the most decadent skulls since the fall of Rome.

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal Před 7 lety +48

      Llamamall I must test this. For...science.

  • @ElwoodPlays
    @ElwoodPlays Před 7 lety +5342

    *Aurini struggles to open a carton of milk* "Exactly what I expected... Typical SJW rhetoric." *walks away in slow motion, doesn't look back at the milk*

    • @igodinoel
      @igodinoel Před 7 lety +121

      Lolol
      ...and goes vegan thereafter.

    • @igodinoel
      @igodinoel Před 7 lety +103

      True that. But uncle hitler was vegetarian, so he hasnt ruled the hole thing out. He will probably come to the conclusion that vegan's diet is just too diverse and multicultural for his puritanic hard on. He will stick to potatoes to match the hair style.

    • @dudleybalrog7348
      @dudleybalrog7348 Před 7 lety +93

      Can we talk about the fact that Davis Aruini, a dude who regards cultural critical theory with approximately the same level of hate most of us reserve for child molestation, was quoting McLuan?
      I think Aruini is having an actual psychotic break.

    • @johnm.osborne5972
      @johnm.osborne5972 Před 7 lety +33

      ...as he imagines it explodes behind him.

    • @Crawver
      @Crawver Před 7 lety +50

      +communist pedophiles Wow, been a while since I've seen a troll try so hard, and get literally nowhere. Maybe next time be a little less obvious.

  • @apanapandottir205
    @apanapandottir205 Před 5 lety +3123

    Capitalism is great, but if my product doesn't sell it's everybody else's fault but mine.

    • @mattpluzhnikov519
      @mattpluzhnikov519 Před 3 lety +122

      Going forward, I'm quoting this...in FACT, this can also be used as a retort to folks who think Cancel Culture has gone out of control, considering they're also the most likely to really like the notion of public discourse being a "marketplace of ideas."

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 3 lety +88

      @@mattpluzhnikov519 "The free market is the greatest thing ever!... Until it rejects my product, then there's something wrong with it!"

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Před 3 lety +24

      Reminds me of conservatives lol "the free market is wonderful until it no longer benefits me".

    • @Gilgaemesh
      @Gilgaemesh Před 3 lety +23

      Capitalism is a mistake that causes needless suffering.

    • @Aperki2010
      @Aperki2010 Před 3 lety +24

      Comedy's great, but if no one laughs at my jokes then the audience is wrong.

  • @xentenial
    @xentenial Před 6 lety +2565

    "Benjamin repeatedly invaded Alt-Right spaces, only to dominate the conversation [...]"
    Oh really.
    You mean like
    those...
    SAFE SPACES you hate so much?

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus Před 4 lety +172

      Isn't Ben just being an alpha male? Maybe the rest of 'em should get some more testosterone cream.

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez Před 3 lety +29

      Dun dun dun dun!

    • @edgystuffretarkidnormcring330
      @edgystuffretarkidnormcring330 Před rokem +7

      Alt right club
      There’s an SJW among us
      Ding ding ding ding
      Ding ding ding; dingdingding

  • @dudleybalrog7348
    @dudleybalrog7348 Před 7 lety +880

    The way your face lit up when you saw Davis Skullman...I think you may be the only person who has ever been that happy to see him. It's kinda sweet.

  • @GumbaMasta
    @GumbaMasta Před 7 lety +7371

    Wait... didn´t the characters in Reservoir Dogs betray and kill each other?

    • @PhoenixDemon94
      @PhoenixDemon94 Před 5 lety +923

      that's pretty much the Alt-right/ skeptic community. they'll slowly turn on each other the moment they realize they hate each other

    • @PhoenixDemon94
      @PhoenixDemon94 Před 5 lety +76

      @Delta Romeo pretty much :/

    • @DeadmanWalking789
      @DeadmanWalking789 Před 5 lety +491

      @Delta Romeo I think the main difference is that people on the left, while we may have different agendas depending on what demographic we fall into, are generally able to get along - we might place some issues as more important than others, but overall, we're not too bad with each other.
      The right, however, are heavily unified against the left, but pretty much only out of rampant, blind hatred - the result is that most of their actions can easily constitute a hate-filled circlejerk, because none of their ideologies are based around improving their own lot in life, but around screwing over a bunch of other people.

    • @benjaminmadrigalperez9010
      @benjaminmadrigalperez9010 Před 5 lety +15

      @@DeadmanWalking789 probably ir was Taken out of context, but there was a video of a woman who claim that no black man can Say anything about opression if he has not first read the wittings of black women...
      It's like farm rebellion, we are all equal but some are more equal than others.

    • @EmoBearRights
      @EmoBearRights Před 5 lety +6

      We can but hope

  • @Doombacon
    @Doombacon Před 3 lety +266

    Watching this over 4 years later happy that I have never heard of any of these people which means I must have made some correct decisions in life.

    • @BrokenCurtain
      @BrokenCurtain Před 3 lety +2

      Not being as bad as any of these asshats still leaves a lot of room to be a complete fuck-up, though. Not as complete as these, but still...

    • @miccharacter.coomiebully6707
      @miccharacter.coomiebully6707 Před rokem +14

      Until my 18 I never heard of ben shapiro or musk so yeah

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 Před rokem +3

      ​@@miccharacter.coomiebully6707ignorance really is bliss, wow

  • @elizasu7637
    @elizasu7637 Před 5 lety +375

    "Why couldn't the Alt-Right Dogs find a friend to hold the camera for them?" Well I have one guess

  • @xenodweeb6425
    @xenodweeb6425 Před 7 lety +794

    I mean them unironically calling themselves alt-right like it's this edgy badge of honor is cringey enough but the fact everything else is an unintentionally hilarious mess just adds to the shitshow.

    • @nykcarnsew2238
      @nykcarnsew2238 Před 7 lety +47

      XenoDweeb the whole point of the term alt right is to be a cool and edgy rebranding of white nationalism, of course they use it for themselves.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Před 3 lety +5

      @@nykcarnsew2238 the word "alternative" us used in same context as "special" in russian, the native language of the alt right)))

  • @BillZoeker
    @BillZoeker Před 7 lety +645

    This trailer is the saddest middle school bullshit I've ever seen

    • @erikdumas9873
      @erikdumas9873 Před 7 lety +92

      That's an insult to middle-schoolers. I'm pretty sure they could do better than these asshats.

    • @Learned_English_Dog
      @Learned_English_Dog Před 7 lety +89

      I produced a shot-for-shot imitation of the Reservoir Dogs opening credits in grade 9 and it was pretty shit, but I didn't use stills, I paid for proper costuming, and miraculously did a better job editing it than these guys, despite only having Windows Movie Maker at my disposal.

    • @anahte4003
      @anahte4003 Před 7 lety +5

      BakehousePictures Holy shit, I did the exact same thing... except it was Romeo & Juliet themed.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 6 lety +4

      How dare you?! I made better shorts than this back in middle school!

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 Před 6 lety

      You paid for costuming? Something tells me you had a fairly privileged upbringing. Still I must not judge, just because someone had some money behind them in their youth doesn't mean they didn't have some demons to deal with.

  • @firehazard51
    @firehazard51 Před 2 lety +292

    I'm so horribly ashamed that this was filmed in my hometown, Cincinnati, Ohio. I think I should note that they filmed the majority of this in front of the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center (venue focusing on the history of slavery). They clearly did this on purpose.

    • @benliss1591
      @benliss1591 Před rokem +20

      OH MY GOD THIS WAS IN CINCINNATI, THATS WHERE I LIVE

    • @SetariM
      @SetariM Před rokem +14

      @@benliss1591 now kith

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 Před 8 měsíci +4

      well i disagree, you believe they are aware of the cultural landmarks of there own city

    • @firehazard51
      @firehazard51 Před 8 měsíci +22

      @@globeparasite9381 it has a GIANT sign stating what the building is so yeah, they would of known what the build was.

    • @heyitslena95
      @heyitslena95 Před 6 měsíci

      @@globeparasite9381I’ll
      U p

  • @edwardcampbell1305
    @edwardcampbell1305 Před 2 lety +156

    How can Aurini be the the cameraman, when he has to carry around his obligatory sipping whiskey?

  • @peternormal469
    @peternormal469 Před 7 lety +1039

    Can't believe they missed the opportunity to call it "Resevoir Frogs".
    Also, nice Thinkpad!

    • @alexliddell3171
      @alexliddell3171 Před 7 lety +79

      I think the black space on the left of the shot is where they were going to photoshop in a Pepe the Frog meme.

    • @ryanmclaren3899
      @ryanmclaren3899 Před 7 lety +74

      Nah, you guys are just missing the symbolism of having the frame on the right. This is next-level depth. True cinematic mastery.

    • @peternormal469
      @peternormal469 Před 7 lety +33

      Truly the next Kubrick

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 Před 6 lety +27

      Ryan McLaren they're so far right they dont want to be on the left of the frame!

    • @tommagennis
      @tommagennis Před 6 lety +12

      I’m beginning to think these people aren’t all that bright...

  • @MrTacticalinuit
    @MrTacticalinuit Před 7 lety +5176

    are you honestly surprised the alt right don't have friends or know what a tripod is?

    • @bronynexgen
      @bronynexgen Před 7 lety +930

      >alt right
      >friends
      pick one

    • @battlez9577
      @battlez9577 Před 7 lety +103

      >using dank maymay arrows whilst complaining about the Alt-Right
      WEW LAD

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  Před 7 lety +1591

      but I thought cultural appropriation wasn't real

    • @0Advocat0
      @0Advocat0 Před 7 lety +118

      Hey scary bogeyman google, what counts as culture?
      "cul·ture
      1.
      the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively."
      Hm... maybe that's too high of a goal to reach. Anything else?
      "2.
      Biology
      the cultivation of bacteria, tissue cells, etc., in an artificial medium containing nutrients."
      Oh okay, fair enough.

    • @MrTacticalinuit
      @MrTacticalinuit Před 7 lety +181

      ***** Yeah sure it's fun for you to go dressed as a native american, but for us it can be belittling and sad that our culture is just a costume to you... The privileged can't decide what is and isn't oppression.

  • @StepBackHistory
    @StepBackHistory Před 7 lety +776

    This quote needed the double fedora.

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 Před 6 lety +23

      if it was a fedora made out of tin foil that would have been even better

    • @crucial3267
      @crucial3267 Před 5 lety +7

      Salana Salamone Art dont forget it also stops the frogs becoming gay

    • @Gilmaris
      @Gilmaris Před 5 lety +8

      Trilbys, not fedoras. You would never see Indiana Jones in one of those.

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music Před 5 lety +8

      If you know the difference between a trilby and a fedora, AND are willing to correct people on the matter, I have some bad news for you...

    • @venus_envy
      @venus_envy Před 5 lety +3

      Excuse _you_ , it's double the _TRILBY_ !!!

  • @westheriault3797
    @westheriault3797 Před 3 lety +65

    The best part of this is that literally none of the people in the alt right dogs trailer matter anymore

    • @ReddiShadow
      @ReddiShadow Před rokem +21

      This comment assumes that any of these people ever mattered

  • @chrisiousity
    @chrisiousity Před 7 lety +2504

    Two things-
    1. This trailer reminded me a lot more of the opening scenes of Birdemic than Reservoir Dogs (where are they going? Why are we watching them get there?)
    2. I would pay money for the recording of Davis Aurini harassing that woman at Paypal with his conspiracy theories.

    • @chrisiousity
      @chrisiousity Před 7 lety +75

      Well, thats a good point.

    • @sirtoby4939
      @sirtoby4939 Před 7 lety +60

      Yeah don't joke about that. Fucking Aurini will do anything for money.

    • @EvanCWaters
      @EvanCWaters Před 7 lety +53

      I'm not sure how any of the backgrounds in that video relate to each other. There's no respect of the 180 rule so there's no sense of them walking in a specific direction, the background seems to change-
      It's a scene of people walking, how the HELL did they mess this up so badly.

    • @stephenmarco2927
      @stephenmarco2927 Před 7 lety +13

      Yeah reservoir dogs at least opens with that madonna diner scene so we at least know who the guys are and what the fuck they are doing

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops Před 6 lety +50

      2:
      -I'm sorry sir but we are in fact _not_ a "Secret Jewish syndicate"
      -SHUT UP! They're lying to you! You work for them! Can't you see?!
      -Sir please calm down or I'll have to call my manager.
      -YES! Call him! let's see HOW DEEP THIS CONSPIRACY GOES!
      *call disconnected*

  • @QuickQuips
    @QuickQuips Před 7 lety +2147

    You put more effort into your sonic costume than they did for the intro.

    • @sirtoby4939
      @sirtoby4939 Před 7 lety +155

      That's unfair. Do you have any idea how hard it is for Matt Forney to move around? Dude's about 70% cheesedoodle-gut.

    • @streeterville773
      @streeterville773 Před 7 lety +7

      Probably Matt Furniss

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 Před 5 lety +30

      @@BrotherAlpha I thought you were exaggerating, then I saw these things written by him:
      mattforney.com/feminists-want-men-rape/
      mattforney.com/husband-rapist/
      The man is, without exaggeration, entirely pro-rape. How do people like this even exist?

  • @mephi2go
    @mephi2go Před 4 lety +297

    Coming back to this video almost four years later: Did Aurini ever take you up on the offer with the tripod?

    • @lazilylapis676
      @lazilylapis676 Před 3 lety +22

      Also very curious lmao
      Doubt it, but still

    • @KnivingDispodia
      @KnivingDispodia Před 3 lety +25

      Something tells me these fellas aren’t very humble

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej Před 3 lety +44

      He probably thinks tripods are communist Anita Sarkesian fans and want nothing to do with them

    • @drksideofthewal
      @drksideofthewal Před 3 lety +34

      I still come back to this video, for his reaction when he realizes there are five of them, but no one else was around to hold the camera.

  • @animeotaku307
    @animeotaku307 Před 7 lety +202

    9:37 So they are like Reservoir Dogs. Everyone turns on each other and by the time the police get there everyone is dead, gone, or going to die.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Před 7 lety +11

      Also, I'd add the Bride slamming the door on Buck's head to the Montage of "Tarantino films don't line up with alt-right rhetoric."

    • @Richard_is_cool
      @Richard_is_cool Před 4 lety +1

      Who was gone? Mr. Pink was arrested.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Před 3 lety +5

      @@Richard_is_cool pretty sure it's kept intentionally vague, he bumps into cops, whether he escapes, gets shot or arrested isn't shown. Videogame has three possible endings AFAIK.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@KasumiRINATIL there's a reservoir dogs video game

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector Před 7 lety +839

    This "trailer" was so low energy I thought they were Jeb Bush supporters

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz Před 4 lety +43

      JEB!

    • @Jtak-qu5hk
      @Jtak-qu5hk Před 4 lety +39

      the "trailer" was so low energy I thought that it was the intro to the trailer

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 Před 4 lety +7

      Replace this with Biden supporters now lol

    • @unbearablysmug2437
      @unbearablysmug2437 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Turt3752 I don't get it

    • @eylore3934
      @eylore3934 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Turt3752 well, Acer this did not age well for you seeing as how it was the biggest election turnout of all time

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere Před 7 lety +154

    "why couldn't they find a friend to hold the camera for them" Because then you'd get an introduction to 6 people and 5 of them would be in the shot.

    • @melancholics_7808
      @melancholics_7808 Před 5 lety +14

      dusty48 their friend could be somebody who isn't on the internet or doesn't want to be a figure in the alt right. You know. Like a normal friend.

    • @blank003
      @blank003 Před 5 lety +17

      @@melancholics_7808 i don't think they have someone like that. Their only option is probably hiring a kid who would hold the camera for 5 bucks, since they probably won't be able to get a real camera man to agree to this joke.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult Před 4 lety +77

    this is the only version of Reservoir Dogs where nobody wants to be Mr Black

  • @ginncide
    @ginncide Před 3 lety +26

    the utter glee in his voice when he realizes the altright dogs didnt have a tripod or a friend brings a smile to my face every time

  • @TheNJerk
    @TheNJerk Před 7 lety +650

    how do i legally change my name to Marxus of Boobus

    • @Chillermushroom
      @Chillermushroom Před 7 lety +114

      First I thought it might be a reference to Biggus Dickus, but I'm pretty sure that Monty Python are part of the global marxist conspiracy.

    • @mykneecapshurt
      @mykneecapshurt Před 7 lety +36

      Chillermushroom i mean, Monty Python did that one joke about those syndicalist peasants, so Davey would probably think they were dirty commie scum.

    • @Gigadweeb
      @Gigadweeb Před 7 lety +11

      dan _ implying alt reichers know what anarcho-syndicalism is

    • @somedude140
      @somedude140 Před 6 lety +2

      I know this was meant as a joke (and now it's over a year old), but I know that at least in america you can change your name to literally anything, as long as it doesn't have any numbers or special characters like * or ?. I don't know who you'd have to talk to to do this but it shouldn't be hard to google.

    • @gn0m0n
      @gn0m0n Před 5 lety

      You have come to the right place to ask

  • @Elmo9001
    @Elmo9001 Před 7 lety +495

    "Why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a tripod? Or a friend?"
    Dunno about the tripid, but for the second one, I think you answered your own question there buckaroo.

    • @AzaleaJane
      @AzaleaJane Před 5 lety +36

      "I don't need a tripod, I AM a tripod" -- The Golden One, probably

  • @gabemckelvey6779
    @gabemckelvey6779 Před 3 lety +76

    "Sargon of Akkad, aka Marxus of Boobus" is still one of the best things I've ever heard

  • @barrybadgernatty2655
    @barrybadgernatty2655 Před 2 lety +43

    I don’t think I’ll ever think of an insult as amazing as calling someone “Marxus of Boobus”. I don’t even know what it means but it’s impossible to read without laughing

    • @ClaudiaNW
      @ClaudiaNW Před rokem +9

      If my transition goes well, I could claim the title Marxa of Booba!

  • @grantkuning2631
    @grantkuning2631 Před 7 lety +739

    "invaded alt-right spaces"
    let reactionaries have their safe spaces carlgon T_T

    • @mrinternetguy3625
      @mrinternetguy3625 Před 4 lety +42

      Those poor Nazi snowflakes. Now look, you made them cry.

  • @catwomanandharley
    @catwomanandharley Před 7 lety +1239

    Reservoir Dogs is such a strange choice as well, like it's got so much gay subtext lol

    • @RockBottomRiser21
      @RockBottomRiser21 Před 7 lety +533

      ...and is made by an ostensible pro-feminist who rails against police brutality.

    • @Cordman1221
      @Cordman1221 Před 7 lety +487

      There's a long storied tradition of stealing imagery from other more creative people amongst the Alt-Right, and then repurposing it without bothering to repurpose the subtext that it underlies. I'd like to say it's because the Alt-Right thinks they're taking back culture, but its really because they're lazy hacks who wouldn't understand all but the most blatant of satire. Davis Aurini would read *A Modest Proposal* as a brilliant think piece and applaud its authors utilitarian, rational ethics.

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb Před 7 lety +57

      I'd love to know about that gay subtext because it completely went over my head when I watched the film.

    • @victorbarraza4910
      @victorbarraza4910 Před 7 lety +303

      it's the same thing that happened to fight club. It's clearly against this chauvinistic ideal of the alpha male, but people fucking love the antagonist to the point where they imitate their aesthetics.

    • @1Rekuiem
      @1Rekuiem Před 6 lety +179

      can't spell subtex without butsex

  • @noalowenstein6741
    @noalowenstein6741 Před 2 lety +13

    im gonna guess davis realized his finger was in front of the lens and that's why there's a black border

  • @ZillMob
    @ZillMob Před 5 lety +28

    You realizing they didn't have a single friend to hold a camera was the funniest thing to me. I laughed when you grabbed the hats and again when you knocked them off.

  • @PierreTruDank
    @PierreTruDank Před 7 lety +1188

    Why is Karl selling Communist memorabilia if he is a conservative? I mean it's nice but I don't really understand.

    • @tophat3157
      @tophat3157 Před 7 lety +148

      cuz irony lol

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail Před 6 lety +104

      Comrade Pierre Tru-Dank are we implying that Carl makes any sense?

    • @ImperatorHagi
      @ImperatorHagi Před 5 lety +140

      Commulist memorabillia

    • @Xondar11223344
      @Xondar11223344 Před 5 lety +179

      Because it driiiives liberals craaaaazy!

    • @Jamie-kg8ig
      @Jamie-kg8ig Před 5 lety +133

      @@Xondar11223344 Yeah nothing drives liberals quite as crazy as leftist imagery.

  • @Twisttheawesome
    @Twisttheawesome Před 7 lety +170

    I am willing to bet the black bar is because they got something on the camera lens, or he somehow got his thumb in the shot

    • @grantlauzon5237
      @grantlauzon5237 Před 6 lety +15

      An Orange Fellow Note that because the bar is on the left that the footage was shifted to the right. I might be reading to far into the cinematography.

  • @benjaminrobinson7203
    @benjaminrobinson7203 Před 6 lety +30

    "why couldn't the alt-right dogs find a friend?" I think that question kinda answers itself.

  • @mcsweatshop
    @mcsweatshop Před 3 lety +57

    It’s 2021. Is this still the funniest 15 minutes and one second on CZcams?
    Yes.

  • @bensixsmith3344
    @bensixsmith3344 Před 7 lety +430

    Interesting film to pick. In Reservoir Dogs the characters embarrassingly fail and turn each other but...
    No, sorry, I forget my point.

    • @yourjunes
      @yourjunes Před 7 lety +56

      " In Reservoir Dogs the characters embarrassingly fail and turn each other but..."
      So, it's a story about Trumps administration?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Před 5 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yourjunes [canned laughter]

  • @dosbilliam
    @dosbilliam Před 7 lety +746

    Only a double-fedora can protect from this level of alt-righty-ness. >:D

    • @ModelOmegaForReal
      @ModelOmegaForReal Před 7 lety +124

      THEY'RE TRILBIES! HOW DARE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!

    • @TaxOwlbear
      @TaxOwlbear Před 7 lety +43

      Fedoras are the tin foil hats of social sciences.

    • @damienvalentine5043
      @damienvalentine5043 Před 7 lety +48

      And then Gamergate was mentioned, forcing him to don the dreaded...triple-trilby.

    • @RodriTheMighty
      @RodriTheMighty Před 6 lety

      Are you the guy who commented under unskippable videos ages ago or is ur avatar just this common?

    • @stevencleere4912
      @stevencleere4912 Před 5 lety +3

      @@ModelOmegaForReal damn it. Beat me to it by 2 years.

  • @hannahkimble6080
    @hannahkimble6080 Před 2 lety +25

    Five years later and this is still my comfort video. Love to see hbomb being casual and making fun of hateful morons while wearing two trilbies.

  • @annematusiewicz3712
    @annematusiewicz3712 Před 7 lety +36

    That "M'lady" was terrifying. Please don't anymore, thank you.

  • @HighPriestessIce
    @HighPriestessIce Před 7 lety +320

    There's a border on the left because they're on the right. Get it?
    lmao so tacky.

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon Před 7 lety +219

    Davis Aurini is like areal life cartoon character. He's every cartoon stereotype of an alt-right crazy that you can think of in one beautiful package. Someone needs to make an animated series about him. Haha!

  • @somedood07
    @somedood07 Před 4 lety +26

    Every time I watch this I absolutely love Harrys’ reaction to seeing Davis.
    His face just lights up perfectly

  • @deosillud
    @deosillud Před 3 lety +21

    When he jump cut with two fedoras on, I had to subscribe.

  • @irwegwert
    @irwegwert Před 7 lety +324

    To be fair, I didn't see any skulls in the trailer.

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote Před 7 lety +276

    Man, Davis Aurini really is blind to just how ridiculous he actually is.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Před 4 lety +6

      @Lady Wanderer I think you just made me love Davis as much as hbomberguy does. This changes everything.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 Před 3 lety +9

      please use ignorant not blind

  • @scouts.3958
    @scouts.3958 Před 4 lety +14

    my first tripod was gifted to me by some fishermen in the middle of a valley hike. they found it in a river on the first day of fishing and asked if I wanted it. I absolutely took it. piece of shit but it keeps the camera steady.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Před rokem

      I need one. have even gone as far as hanging my phone from the ceiling with string and a pulley system to aim it. that shit ended up being all decorated too. adderall is a hell of a drug.

  • @Cerise4697
    @Cerise4697 Před 4 lety +26

    This video is soon turning 4 years old and I've rewatched it so many times I'm worried I might accidentally make these guys relevant again.

  • @grasander
    @grasander Před 7 lety +140

    Thanks Hbomb, these days, if I happen to read any alt-right nonsense, I automatically read it in your "Davis Aurini impersonation" voice and instead of infuriating, it's hilarious

  • @Nnoitrum
    @Nnoitrum Před 7 lety +93

    the part where davis complains about carl invading alt-right spaces sounds very ironic

    • @thepoofster2251
      @thepoofster2251 Před 3 lety

      Kinda like how h bomb has found his way in communist spaces? Yeah I agree

    • @Arana975
      @Arana975 Před 2 lety

      @@thepoofster2251 he has? When did it happen?

  • @percyperanamus7432
    @percyperanamus7432 Před 6 lety +26

    imagine being the paypal rep who got the customer service call of some weirdo saying your business isn't working for him because it's part of a conspiracy

  • @jackparker2336
    @jackparker2336 Před 6 lety +38

    I just found this guy's channel and he's the most hilarious youtuber I've found whilst also being intelligent and discussing serious issues and deconstructing arguments. For real tho, I've been binge-watching videos and I fuckin love this lmfao.

  • @CollegeBinary
    @CollegeBinary Před 7 lety +1325

    Hbomb, you're probably getting over Davis by now and I don't blame you, but I would sell my soul for a video of you reacting to Davis' first film, Lust in the Time of Heartache. If you haven't seen it yet, you might want to brace yourself for the ride, as it is the best and worst short film ever made.

    • @B.-T.
      @B.-T. Před 7 lety +203

      He's seen it. He referenced and used clips of it in his The Sarkeesian Effect - In Crisis video.

    • @GreatFlamingEyebrows_
      @GreatFlamingEyebrows_ Před 6 lety +77

      just checked it out after reading this, cannot thank you enough!!! hilarious watching a man try so sincerely to make fedoras badass

    • @betweenthepanels9145
      @betweenthepanels9145 Před 6 lety +33

      That's the best movie title ever.

    • @kezkezooie8595
      @kezkezooie8595 Před 5 lety +11

      That movie is sooooo baaaad! It's hilarious.

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone Před 5 lety +24

      @@GreatFlamingEyebrows_ same here... i watched every moment with eyes bugged, jaw dropped, and both hands over my face, intermittently groaning things like, "nooooooo" or "oh god weapons too?" or "god no there's more of them." then my husband watched it and made sad cringe faces lol

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 Před 7 lety +122

    Davis Aurini is like Milo Yiannopoulos without the audience, platform and pernicious influence. I can't even get mad at his awful views, he's hilarious.

    • @ReddiShadow
      @ReddiShadow Před rokem +6

      ...so he's like Milo Yiannopoulos in 2022?

  • @mkomduur3369
    @mkomduur3369 Před rokem +8

    "why couldnt the alt-right find a friend" you get one guess..........

  • @teifan6674
    @teifan6674 Před 2 lety +7

    The double fedora has to be the funniest thing I've ever experienced on breadtube. Like I anticipated something like it (a skull, a drink) but the DOUBLE fedora made me wheeze

  • @pugilist31
    @pugilist31 Před 7 lety +330

    Why does aurini write and talk like he's a bond villain or skeletor?

    • @jonathansalvador5037
      @jonathansalvador5037 Před 5 lety +58

      The motto for the Alt-Right should be, "We're Bond villains, without the charisma or intelligence."

    • @sir.paulord901
      @sir.paulord901 Před 5 lety +9

      Who knows? Maybe he's secretly both.

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Před 4 lety +35

      @@sir.paulord901 That seems a little unfair to Skeletor. He let two captive children go so their puppy wouldn't freeze to death on Christmas; I'm pretty sure Aurini would club a baby seal to death with another baby seal.

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz Před 3 lety +4

      Because they're totes cool and edgy you guys, and those libtards gonna get sooo triggered when they see how cool they are.
      Also because they confuse speaking with authority with having actual arguments, so they try to sound as authoritative as they can, turning their speech into self-parody.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 2 lety

      Cause he's a sociopath or something that requires therapy to be fixed

  • @Lastprogramer
    @Lastprogramer Před 7 lety +56

    that fedora gag was the funniest joke I've witnessed in at least a decade

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 Před 2 lety +6

    its been 5 years and I'm only now realizing they walked back and forth on the same stretch of sidewalk

    • @firehazard51
      @firehazard51 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes....the sidewalk in front of National Underground Railroad Freedom Center (venue focusing on the history of slavery) 😒

  • @jeffjeff24
    @jeffjeff24 Před 2 lety +8

    This has been a comfort vid for so long for me, i think i know it by heart by now. There's not a lot to it, it's just silly ribbing of these clowns, and it always makes me feel a bit better. It's oversaturated presence feels so calming.

  • @llamamall3653
    @llamamall3653 Před 7 lety +34

    "I still haven't figured out how to Bitcoin yet."
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE HAVE HIT MAXIMUM ALT-RIGHT

  • @puppable
    @puppable Před 7 lety +116

    I keep mishearing "alright dogs" but I do do not think any of the "dogs" in this film are "alright"

    • @toasatoshi
      @toasatoshi Před 5 lety +3

      your icon perfectly summarized my opinion of this whole debacle Davis is up to

    • @cediviannareeda4305
      @cediviannareeda4305 Před 4 lety +3

      Well take 'em or leave 'em because the alright dogs … allleft

  • @Snardvark25
    @Snardvark25 Před 5 lety +17

    The opposite of love isn't hate, its indifference.. Davis, we don't hate or love you

  • @sammerlammer3808
    @sammerlammer3808 Před 5 lety +18

    Looks to me like Davis is such a poor cameraman that he had his fingers in the frame. That's why he put a black bar on one side, to cover it.

    • @thepoofster2251
      @thepoofster2251 Před 3 lety

      It is there to show they are not on the left... Use your brain my friend, your shitting on them but are missing the symbolism. First part of tearing down an argument is understanding, not assuming they are dumb

  • @Genguidanos
    @Genguidanos Před 7 lety +40

    "Hey there fellow liberal, why are you wearing that hat over your crotch?"
    "It drives me nuts!"

  • @JohnWayneBrady
    @JohnWayneBrady Před 7 lety +136

    Where's your bald cap and fake mustache? Also, your laughter radiates pure joy. Please, if you do nothing else in each of your videos, make sure to laugh.

    • @JohnWayneBrady
      @JohnWayneBrady Před 7 lety +28

      Update: I've watched, at least the beginning, of this video, maybe, ten times so far, and H's reaction when he realizes the thing about the five of them not having an extra friend to hold the camera still hasn't gotten old.

    • @stevie8271
      @stevie8271 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JohnWayneBrady i would like to remind you of this video

  • @aurochz9733
    @aurochz9733 Před 7 lety +13

    When they aimed for Reservoir Dogs directing, but achieved Battlefield Earth film making techniques.

  • @laurafrakinroslin
    @laurafrakinroslin Před 7 lety +13

    Recommending Etsy at the end was my favorite burn.

  • @meanlittlegoblin
    @meanlittlegoblin Před 7 lety +78

    this is.... [kisses fingers so hard they break] molto benne

  • @emmetwwyw6772
    @emmetwwyw6772 Před 7 lety +60

    Serious Davis Aurini lore analysis. One day.

  • @aberry89
    @aberry89 Před 6 lety +38

    There are very few things lamer than grown men recreating the Resivour Dogs opening scene.

  • @Clairembify
    @Clairembify Před 5 lety +26

    I hope the story includes one of the Dogs developing a wildly homoerotic relationship with a newbie Dog who turns out to be an undercover agent for Antifa, and the two of them going out in a Romeo & Juliet blaze of glory before the SJWs get to them.

  • @wyrmlight7446
    @wyrmlight7446 Před 7 lety +121

    The funny thing about people just coming to your videos is quite likely counter productive, I've heard from CZcamsrs and on CZcams related forums that CZcams doesn't pay that much attention to dislikes when it comes to recommending videos, the algorithm is largely blind to it unless there is a heavy *majority* of dislikes. What the system actually does is consider likes and dislikes mostly 'equal' in recommending your videos because it's actually in CZcams's best interest to drive traffic to videos even if they're controversial. Any engagement is good engagement. They're also still providing you a 'view' and that is what helps your channel most probably only second to how much of your video someone watches. Unless you get substantially more dislikes than likes, a dislike will still push your video higher up in the search rankings, they're quite possibly shooting themselves in the foot disliking your vidoes to make a point.
    I mean all I have to go in is anecdotal evidence based accounts told by CZcamsrs and what people have said online because Google is understandably secretive about how their algorithm works so people don't abuse it, but I think it's plausible. Even if that's not exactly true it's pretty much without question that the like/dislike ratio is completely irrelevant to CZcams unless the dislikes are much heavier than the likes.
    As usual these people are their own worst enemy.

    • @nothere5114
      @nothere5114 Před 7 lety +2

      +Sean F I'm just some rando and this might be weird, but do you think that CZcams should get rid of dislikes altogether (like most other social media platforms) or should the dislike button still be there, but with the numbers of likes and dislikes only viewable to the video uploader? Recently I thought doing either of those two options might improve CZcams's community, if only slightly, but now I dunno.

    • @wyrmlight7446
      @wyrmlight7446 Před 7 lety +13

      ickalo
      Dislikes on comments on CZcams humorously do absolutely nothing, it's quite literally a placebo. With videos no one really knows for 100% certain what dislikes do, but there is evidence to suggest CZcams either doesn't care, or factors them equally with a 'like'
      I myself have never been a fan of the 'upvote/downvote' system the internet seemed to collectively adopt after Digg/Reddit/Facebook as it's an extremely flawed system.
      I myself agree, simply being able to like something alone is much better than also having the ability to 'dislike' something as it is open to abuse and is never used as it's intended.

    • @nosferatu5626
      @nosferatu5626 Před 7 lety +1

      CZcams recommended the ghostbusters trailer to me a lot... you might be on to something.

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nothere5114 DAMN THE FUCKING IRONY

    • @alcopops3853
      @alcopops3853 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nothere5114 holy shit you predict the future lol

  • @ThomAvella
    @ThomAvella Před 7 lety +279

    *thunderous applause*

  • @kbea121
    @kbea121 Před 4 lety +17

    Anyone else watching all h bomby boy's videos in these trying times?

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat Před 4 lety +1

      I've watched the Sherlock video more than I've watched Sherlock.

  • @Kickiusz
    @Kickiusz Před 3 lety +9

    You know, whenever I feel insecure, I just watch this video again and I instantly feel much better.

  • @juneguts
    @juneguts Před 7 lety +176

    See, you start this video by going "people wanted me to talk about it, pff as if me talking about it matters" but then you made this hilarious wonderful video out of it, so uh..
    talk about
    more
    stuff?

  • @shadowblade145
    @shadowblade145 Před 7 lety +130

    Another beautiful gem that made my night, thanks again, hbomberguy.

  • @InsufficientGravitas
    @InsufficientGravitas Před 5 měsíci +10

    As a member of the wokish inquisition I can tell you that our chief weapon is containment...containment and dilution...dilution and containment.... Our two weapons are containment and dilution...and poinsoning.... Our *three* weapons are containment, and dilution, and poisoning...and ego.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...

    • @SatoXian
      @SatoXian Před 5 měsíci +6

      I'm glad I looked at the newest comments because this made me giggle.

    • @adenpowter
      @adenpowter Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@SatoXianMe too

    • @ryan43816
      @ryan43816 Před 5 měsíci +4

      bro just dropped one of the funniest comments ever on a 7 year old video. amazing

  • @Ocrilat
    @Ocrilat Před 7 lety +75

    Do you think the camera is off center because their film is 'skewed to the right'? Or am I giving them too much credit?

  • @AValveFanboy
    @AValveFanboy Před 7 lety +81

    I have no problem with alt-right weirdos living out their hilariously inept fantasies of being cool movie types.
    I *do* have a problem with a) said weirdos ripping off one of the best films of one of my favourite directors, and b) ripping off a director who has repeatedly established and demonstrated himself as counter to much of the rhetorical bile that these guys espouse.
    If you're going to copy a director for the purposes of racist mongering, maybe don't copy a director who made a movie in which Hitler gets his face pureed by an angry Jewish guy, and another movie where a black guy shoots himself through roughly half of the pre-Confederate South.

  • @AGuyWithAChannel
    @AGuyWithAChannel Před 7 lety +69

    'Why couldn't the Alt Right Dogs find a camera... or a friend!?'
    This. This is why I like these videos. All of them. REGARDLESS OF QUALITY!
    Also, can I just say - you have aggressively yellow hair.

    • @ClaudiaNW
      @ClaudiaNW Před rokem

      Not any more. Now he's bald and has a huge beard!

  • @it-s-a-mystery
    @it-s-a-mystery Před 2 lety +4

    The shot is misaligned to the right, removing the "far left". Truly one of the greats.

  • @Blackandwhitevictor
    @Blackandwhitevictor Před 6 lety +5

    Sometimes when I'm bored I'll come back and watch these videos, because even when you've watched them 5 times, Harris' reaction to the alt right dogs not having a friend to hold the camera is still fucking golden

  • @ilanathellama1255
    @ilanathellama1255 Před 7 lety +13

    "Why couldn't the alt right dogs find a friend to fucking hold the camera for them" do you really think those dudes have friends...?

  • @DiamandaHagan
    @DiamandaHagan Před 7 lety +360

    Harold 'Bomber' Guido looks more like a parody of Milo Y in every video, Its a good look.

    • @isisareright-wingersbtw2866
      @isisareright-wingersbtw2866 Před 7 lety +46

      I kept thinking of Sick Boy from Trainspotting in this one. That hair colour sure is something.

    • @MilknPopcorn
      @MilknPopcorn Před 7 lety +34

      The Empress herself has graced us with an appearance!

    • @MilknPopcorn
      @MilknPopcorn Před 7 lety +10

      +Latte Cat Diamanda Hagan is the Empress of the nation of Haganistan (watch her videos for more explanation).

    • @DrZombieMoogle
      @DrZombieMoogle Před 7 lety +10

      Hail Hagan

    • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
      @PrettyH8Mach1n3 Před 7 lety +3

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid Před 3 lety +7

    They're so committed to the right that they put a black bar on the left.

  • @realdaggerman105
    @realdaggerman105 Před 4 lety +12

    Hhbomberguy, you and I agree and disagree on some points, and I still come back because you have an interesting view on things. . .
    But I was fucking alone and honestly burst out laughing when you fucking said ‘hold on a sec’ and came back with two fedoras. That was the funniest jab at the alt right I’ve seen for fucking months, good on you.

  • @TheNJerk
    @TheNJerk Před 7 lety +32

    "Nobody expect the Alt Right Dogs, our main 3 tactics are containment, dilution, and poisoning AND ego. 4, our 4 main are containment, dilution, poisoning, ego and ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM."

  • @wyrmoffastring
    @wyrmoffastring Před 7 lety +16

    I'm watching this in my car while waiting for my husband to get out of the gym and I just lost it at the trillby part. lost it so hard the parking attendant checked in if I'm fine cuz apparently my car was shaking suddenly.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 Před 6 lety +7

    If you want moral authority, name yourselves after a group of fictional psychopathic robber/murderers.

  • @it-s-a-mystery
    @it-s-a-mystery Před 2 lety +5

    "Why couldn't the alt right dogs find a friend?" I really do wonder....

  • @marxusofboobus728
    @marxusofboobus728 Před 7 lety +15

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank Davey Reeney for my spanking new username.Inspiration comes from the strangest places.

  • @MindForgedManacle
    @MindForgedManacle Před 7 lety +21

    This was fucking brilliant. I almost regret reporting Davis to my local KGB operative. 😈

  • @tamaspuskas4748
    @tamaspuskas4748 Před 2 lety +5

    I don't know if it has been said before but I have a strange feeling that the shot is misaligned because the cameraman's finger was slightly in frame and instead of cropping or retaking it they just went with this.

  • @gloriouscontent3538
    @gloriouscontent3538 Před 4 lety +4

    2:20 Black taking up space on the left, serving no purpose: probably a dog whistle.