Sound of Ancient Languages

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    Ancient Languages:
    Ancient Egypt / 3100 BC - 332 BC
    Achaemenids / 550 BC-330 BC
    Ancient Greece / c. 800 BC - c. 600 AD
    Ancient Rome / 753 BC-476 AD
    Assyria / 1813 BC-612 BC
    Göktürks / 552 AD-744 AD
    Hittites / c. 1600 BC-c. 1178 BC
    Akkadians / c. 2334 BC - c. 2154 BC
    Aztec / c. 1100 AD - 1533 AD
    Celts / c. 517 BC - C. 100 AD
    Mayans / c. 2000 BC - c. 1700 AD
    Sumerians / 4000 BC - 2000 BC
    Urartu / 860 BC-590 BC
    Vikings / 800AD - 1066 AD

Komentáře • 33K

  • @rebeccalinnea4156
    @rebeccalinnea4156 Před 4 lety +6455

    All the other languages are made to sound so dramatic and mysterious while the vikings sound like two fellas chatting over a couple of beers.

    • @shadowvsfuture5132
      @shadowvsfuture5132 Před 4 lety +102

      skal!

    • @shiruki8974
      @shiruki8974 Před 4 lety +108

      It's most likely from a movie scene

    • @marienilsen2812
      @marienilsen2812 Před 4 lety +126

      @@shiruki8974 Someone said it was from an Icelandic skit of two guys trying to speak Old Norse

    • @rosabruh4461
      @rosabruh4461 Před 4 lety +61

      Marie Warpe no its from a icelandic comedy skit and one of them is speaking old norse and the other one is speaking icelandic

    • @marienilsen2812
      @marienilsen2812 Před 4 lety +4

      @@rosabruh4461 I wasn't far off tho

  • @rizqiramadhan546
    @rizqiramadhan546 Před 5 lety +11318

    Sims 5 audio leaks

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 Před rokem +3001

    I love the part where he goes *“Iltam zumra rashubti elatim”* and then _Udrèeeeeees_ all over Mesopotamia. Truly one of the cultures in history.

  • @Official_Mammoth421
    @Official_Mammoth421 Před rokem +200

    Sumerians really don’t know how they impacted meme society with this one

    • @Jesusofnazerath
      @Jesusofnazerath Před rokem +6

      i dont hear the "udree" timestamp?

    • @kmw1224
      @kmw1224 Před rokem +1

      @@Jesusofnazerath Me neither

    • @pablo_giustiniani
      @pablo_giustiniani Před rokem

      ​@@Jesusofnazerath the UDREEEEEAAAA meme is the first word in the Epic of Gilgamesh

  • @theguh728
    @theguh728 Před 4 lety +3167

    h

    • @giordanomuraglia4273
      @giordanomuraglia4273 Před 4 lety +69

      Because you play too much videogames! ahahahha as I do actually and I can confirm that!

    • @alosh711
      @alosh711 Před 4 lety +39

      Assassins creed 😂😂😂😂 origin and odessy

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj Před 4 lety +34

      Because our modern culture has reduced all of this real, expansive history and ancient cultures into childish, 2-dimensional ideas of how we always portray them now in fantasy stories and games. Obviously it wasn't like that. There wasn't any magic or heroes going on quests (that was as much childish fiction to them in their entertainments as James Bond is to us) and they were real people living real, mundane lives; farming, building, trading, being oppressed, being enslaved, religions being used to control and delude populations, looking after families, struggling with life and death and arguing over politics.

    • @theguh728
      @theguh728 Před 4 lety +2

      Austin Dyer Woh

    • @Angellady11
      @Angellady11 Před 4 lety +2

      Because it’s old-fashioned speech pronunciation such as the transatlantic accent which nobody uses anymore

  • @neduskakruska8796
    @neduskakruska8796 Před 5 lety +33647

    I’m positive this video cursed me in all ancient languages.

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 Před 5 lety +546

      That's gay uwu

    • @alkevinzmedia
      @alkevinzmedia Před 5 lety +117

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @itsusualpankaj
      @itsusualpankaj Před 5 lety +25

      😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 Před 5 lety +229

      As the Lord High Shaman of Mesopotamia I want you to know. Yes. It's true.

    • @tinderman1973
      @tinderman1973 Před 5 lety +70

      I very well believe this as well. As a joke of course

  • @sharonrizzi14
    @sharonrizzi14 Před rokem +756

    0:56 This is a certified Sumerian moment
    🥶🔥🔥

  • @goobi3780
    @goobi3780 Před rokem +160

    0:56 When he said, _“Híltamzhūmhåh hâshøopteeglatam. Hitaibilithîshê, abëėtęge. Ishtazøomhah hashøopteeglatam hitaibilitnîshê, abëėtęge. Shåhtmilism wahamā lashat, zanatimbï mikiamöøkispam. Shåhtmilism wahamā lashat, zanatimbï mikiamöøkispam.”_ I felt that

  • @charmatic_yt2195
    @charmatic_yt2195 Před 5 lety +5044

    I can speak perfect ancient Egyptian after like 5 drinks.

  • @alexbrinzoi7949
    @alexbrinzoi7949 Před 4 lety +4540

    When your grandma starts to curse you in her native language

    • @cryptidian3530
      @cryptidian3530 Před 4 lety +158

      I'd be worried if your grandma starts to curse you in Ancient Roman.

    • @yourbutler9988
      @yourbutler9988 Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexbrinzoi7949
      @alexbrinzoi7949 Před 4 lety +13

      @Erick Montiel I understand my grandma too but watch out for that wooden spoon boi

    • @mihaiuhh
      @mihaiuhh Před 4 lety

      Doamne feri 😂😂😂

    • @miaphoenix173
      @miaphoenix173 Před 4 lety

      😅

  • @Republic_Of_Vicoria_Official

    When he said "𒄃𒂵𒅠𒋗", I felt that.

    • @ap1865
      @ap1865 Před 3 měsíci

      Chinese letters right?

    • @Frau_Brotchen
      @Frau_Brotchen Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@ap1865 I hope you are joking

    • @pranavgundale4961
      @pranavgundale4961 Před měsícem

      @@Frau_Brotchen why do you think that?

    • @Frau_Brotchen
      @Frau_Brotchen Před měsícem +3

      @@pranavgundale4961 Because those are obviously not Chinese Letters. They are so far from Chinese Letters that it is Laughable. This is why I hope they are joking.

  • @Poland6969
    @Poland6969 Před rokem +41

    Egypt: trying to Tell a scary Story
    Rome: dictators speech
    Sumer: elderly man Reading a Kids book
    Aztec:explaining a stupid joke to your mom
    Greece: teacher getting emotional over the topic
    Viking: men's product ad
    Mayan: stresfully mumbling to yourself
    Hittite: movie plot twist
    Assyria: stupid joke
    Akkadian: introducing yourself at the beggining of the school year
    Achamenid: perfume ad
    Celts: weird asmr
    Urartu: news reporter on the crime site
    Gokturks: drunk homeless man yelling at you

  • @insewazowski233
    @insewazowski233 Před 4 lety +63328

    Big props to the guy that went back in time and recorded all this

  • @cxelysian
    @cxelysian Před 5 lety +8722

    Duolingo bird: "Beg for your life in Aztec"

  • @brandon.05
    @brandon.05 Před 9 měsíci +120

    It always baffles me how we consider the Aztecs to be ‘ancient’ despite how recent their upbringing was. To give perspective, Shakespeare was born only around 40 years after the Aztec Empire fell.

    • @marschshven
      @marschshven Před měsícem

      😮😮😮

    • @Drebolaskan
      @Drebolaskan Před měsícem

      Wow, so Shake spear was Aztec? I had no idea

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby Před měsícem +1

      If you're dating them for the fall of their empire, then sure. But they go way back

    • @HeRa06Ram
      @HeRa06Ram Před měsícem +2

      ​@@BaddabyA better example is that the Oxford university was found in 1096 while the Aztec empire was founded in 1325

  • @Chaosproscho
    @Chaosproscho Před rokem +61

    Congratulation for finally finding the origin of the soundfile. Timestamp 0:56 that's what you are here for.

  • @vidhyaraman2665
    @vidhyaraman2665 Před 4 lety +39133

    *plays this video in the museum*
    Artifacts: *start moving*

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony Před 4 lety +1125

      Forgotten demon that was sealed in the artifact : who dares to summon i , thou shall be destroyed for thoust art traitoreth thousteth privacy , for i harth been jacking off

    • @vidhyaraman2665
      @vidhyaraman2665 Před 4 lety +399

      @@NaiefThegoony I think he'll sound more like "hgufhklfv hdtuhgb fjbdfhvvjkfggv "

    • @vladimirlenin843
      @vladimirlenin843 Před 4 lety +39

      @@NaiefThegoony good one

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony Před 4 lety +25

      Vidhya Raman yeah i just translated it.

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony Před 4 lety +7

      列寧佛拉迪米爾·伊里奇. Thanks

  • @sneszocker
    @sneszocker Před 4 lety +3562

    "The Vikings"
    Sounds like a cough medicine commercial

  • @thesplittedbanana5058
    @thesplittedbanana5058 Před rokem +22

    0:56 eminem been real quiet since Iltam zumra rashubti elatim dropped

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Před rokem +188

    All of these people are professionals in their craft that spent years learning the languages they found most interesting. Respect 10/10

  • @mloe8072
    @mloe8072 Před 4 lety +4521

    Plot twist: they are all just swearing the whole time.

    • @mammouthlafouinne3678
      @mammouthlafouinne3678 Před 4 lety +88

      The Assyrian is actually damning other cultures.

    • @mammouthlafouinne3678
      @mammouthlafouinne3678 Před 4 lety +55

      And the Hittite is damning Egyptians

    • @AshtonDragonway
      @AshtonDragonway Před 4 lety +23

      Leo Mello Actually he's speaking Turkish in second part of Urartu. He's reading a tablet then translating it in Turkish. He's saying "Sardur son of Argisti had a temple done for god Irmusini here."

    • @AshtonDragonway
      @AshtonDragonway Před 4 lety +5

      Leo Mello and Göktürks are praying to Tengri which is god but i couldn't understand what he's saying lol

    • @batyrtolkynbayev2303
      @batyrtolkynbayev2303 Před 4 lety +22

      @@AshtonDragonway I am native Kazakh and Gokturks are our ancectors so I understood what he was saying: Blue Skies (They worshiped to tengri (tanhir)), let us have more grass ( 1) They were nomads, so they needed grass for their cattle. 2) He meant to have more land), let us have more milk (it means to have more food and nutrients).

  • @paulvontarsus729
    @paulvontarsus729 Před 5 lety +12251

    Ancient people: reciting poetry and giving speeches.
    Vikings: two guys chatting about fish soup.

  • @ldmun
    @ldmun Před rokem +29

    Where the iltam zumra rashupti ilatim gang at?

  • @xenotbbbeats7209
    @xenotbbbeats7209 Před rokem +91

    This was almost spooky. There were some interesting similarities between some of the language sounds too. It is rather sad that they are no longer spoken because they are beautiful to hear.

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Před 3 lety +3194

    Vikings sound like they're trying to sell a Volvo

  • @metaltriops5957
    @metaltriops5957 Před 5 lety +14133

    Ancient guy: *talks in Ancient*
    Other Ancient guy: *makes ancient jokes*
    Ancient guy: *Laughs in Ancient*

  • @alhmdulilah1
    @alhmdulilah1 Před rokem +31

    0:55 just amazing

    • @shahrzad317
      @shahrzad317 Před rokem +1

      عراقية ؟

    • @alhmdulilah1
      @alhmdulilah1 Před rokem +1

      @@shahrzad317 لا من ليبيا لكن احب العراق وتاريخها العظيم

  • @w00tz4ibanez
    @w00tz4ibanez Před rokem +79

    Whoa!! I did not except Viking to sound so much like Dutch!
    By the way Urartu ancient language stops at 4:38, he goes on to explain it in Turkish at the end

  • @marsishere1121
    @marsishere1121 Před 5 lety +5035

    Everyone else: ancient and mysterious
    The vikings: two dudes having a chat

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 Před 5 lety +211

      About a bow of fish soup

    • @brendonspalding4527
      @brendonspalding4527 Před 5 lety +42

      Let's just get the spices and go

    • @sofijagorovenko6288
      @sofijagorovenko6288 Před 5 lety +3

      So true

    • @Gorkha976
      @Gorkha976 Před 5 lety +126

      Greek discoverers: I think they are talking about being reborn and killing babies and destroying the earth
      Vikings: *bro have u heard that you can eat plants

    • @bluepineapple9415
      @bluepineapple9415 Před 5 lety +25

      YeetMart the guy who is speaking with the deep voice is speaking Icelandic from the Viking era and the other one is speaking modern Icelandic

  • @stalinskaya9516
    @stalinskaya9516 Před 5 lety +14817

    Ancient Rome sounds like a Romanian who worked for 20 years in France and is trying to speak Spanish.

    • @johnjohansson6277
      @johnjohansson6277 Před 5 lety +806

      Wallachian Haiduk Latin which was spoken in Rome is where French, Spanish and especially Romanian have their origins.

    • @valiumk.9489
      @valiumk.9489 Před 5 lety +323

      It also has an ancient greek tombstone as a background, because why not?

    • @Luca-yr7vw
      @Luca-yr7vw Před 5 lety +111

      Lol i am romanian

    • @LynxOnyx-LynxGraphics
      @LynxOnyx-LynxGraphics Před 5 lety +114

      French is a Romance language

    • @gaiawillis
      @gaiawillis Před 5 lety +127

      @@LynxOnyx-LynxGraphics yes as are spanish and romanian

  • @josephreyes5212
    @josephreyes5212 Před rokem +16

    When he said 0:55 : 𒍏𒂞𒂙𒂝𒍹𒂼𒂾𒄦𒄧
    I lost it. 🙏

  • @randomnesscreations6906
    @randomnesscreations6906 Před 5 lety +1880

    Vikings sound like they are doing commentary on the NBA Finals

    • @bychen5011
      @bychen5011 Před 5 lety +15

      The Randomness Creations for realll

    • @vika0194
      @vika0194 Před 5 lety +16

      No it sounds like Icelandic and Finnish

    • @arnar9478
      @arnar9478 Před 5 lety +34

      @@vika0194 its from an icelandic skit. The weaker sounding guy is speaking modern icelandic.

    • @vika0194
      @vika0194 Před 5 lety +1

      @@arnar9478 That explains it

    • @mlee-w664
      @mlee-w664 Před 5 lety +35

      @@vika0194 it's Icelandic, the Icelandic language hasn't changed much since the Vikings. Finnish however is not even the same language family

  • @subhamkumarsah933
    @subhamkumarsah933 Před 4 lety +1593

    Can't believe that I watched an entire video without understanding a single word.

  • @aymunz
    @aymunz Před rokem +18

    0:56 certified Udreee moment

  • @bussesandtrains1218
    @bussesandtrains1218 Před rokem +23

    Iltam Sumra Rashupti Ilatim

    • @Nick39502
      @Nick39502 Před rokem +6

      Hitait belet ishi, rabit i gigi.

  • @wfflez
    @wfflez Před 5 lety +2171

    My furniture just randomly started floating...

  • @BlueEbenzer
    @BlueEbenzer Před 5 lety +8537

    Ancient people: Talking about cultural things
    Vikings: Hjëlp Í fjëll öff my böàt

    • @MusiC-yj8fk
      @MusiC-yj8fk Před 5 lety +322

      BlueEbenzer yoooo i understand this even though I’m not Scandinavian

    • @BlueEbenzer
      @BlueEbenzer Před 5 lety +77

      @@MusiC-yj8fk Lmfao I'm not either

    • @loffagood556
      @loffagood556 Před 5 lety +124

      @@BlueEbenzer You wrote help almost correctly lol

    • @BlueEbenzer
      @BlueEbenzer Před 5 lety +25

      @@loffagood556 I only know it because of the memes 🙈😂

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet Před 5 lety +144

      Hjelp, jeg falt av båten min
      Not sure if that's still right, I know Norwegian through my grandparents who speak the form from the 1930s

  • @erich6096
    @erich6096 Před rokem +2

    This is the most complete compilation of these I've encountered. Well done

  • @fluxx-1603
    @fluxx-1603 Před rokem +17

    0:56 Does drake finally have competition? 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @rusitoexplorador
    @rusitoexplorador Před 5 lety +1809

    I think Duolingo is throwing some spells on us

  • @jane9561
    @jane9561 Před 5 lety +3034

    I didnt understand those two Vikings but I know they were just chillin

    • @AHaugaard
      @AHaugaard Před 5 lety +116

      2:08 vet jeg ikke = I dont know

    • @mildryfrr9970
      @mildryfrr9970 Před 5 lety +66

      It's in old Icelandic, and it's from a CZcams sketch show called Steindinn okkar (I don't speak the language so sorry if I spelled it incorrectly), and it's pretty funny. The sketch in question is translated in the comments on CZcams so you can understand what they're saying.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart6267
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart6267 Před 5 lety +3

      @@schnitzelberry you stupid

    • @stevie9912
      @stevie9912 Před 5 lety +18

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart6267 r/woosh

    • @Mars20231
      @Mars20231 Před 5 lety +9

      _chilling_

  • @bdinaravideo
    @bdinaravideo Před rokem +5

    Fascinating, liked it a lot.
    The very last clip's audio is modern Kazakh language.

  • @sazoneh821
    @sazoneh821 Před rokem +20

    iltam sumra rashupti elatim

  • @Lonystal
    @Lonystal Před 4 lety +3440

    The ancient Egyptian sounds like someone casting a spell lol

    • @vendetta81
      @vendetta81 Před 4 lety +197

      considering how ritualized the language was... he probably was.

    • @coveredconfusion3592
      @coveredconfusion3592 Před 4 lety +21

      I just got chest pains listening to it.

    • @arnoldlane68
      @arnoldlane68 Před 4 lety +97

      A portal opened in my room right now, I think you're right

    • @romulusbuta9318
      @romulusbuta9318 Před 4 lety +13

      Lonystal ....maybe is a prayer. ...wretten on some temle wall. ...

    • @exceedingly4665
      @exceedingly4665 Před 4 lety +6

      Exactly!

  • @8MarceloPorto8
    @8MarceloPorto8 Před 4 lety +2518

    Me: Going to sleep earlier tonight
    Me at 3am: WHAT ABOUT ANCIENT LANGUAGES

  • @Sinan_fecl
    @Sinan_fecl Před 2 lety +98

    As one of the Turks living in Turkey, it makes me very happy to be able to understand Göktürk, that is, old Turkish, even if it is a little difficult. No society in the world has migrated from their ancestral lands and lived elsewhere, except only the Turks. We came to Central Asian Europe and we can still communicate in Turkish with the Central Asian Turks. this is very important thing. We owe it to Bilge Kagan. All Turks should learn from the Tonyukuk inscriptions.

    • @aswx52
      @aswx52 Před 2 lety +7

      Iranians came to the middle east from central asia in large numbers and conquered areas since 560 bc, so they are first

    • @ailananurgali
      @ailananurgali Před rokem +17

      Kazakh over here! It sounds a whole lot of our language too 🫶🏼

    • @PHEROMONE-wz9bz
      @PHEROMONE-wz9bz Před rokem +1

      @@aswx52 aryans(upper caste hindus) in india too

    • @setare1369
      @setare1369 Před rokem

      @@aswx52 in general , many civilisations today are result of migration . From Turkey to places like Norway and the US.

    • @sailorv8067
      @sailorv8067 Před rokem +1

      ​@@ailananurgali А вы тоже, как татары, понимаете и турок, и немного узбеков?

  • @echelon2k8
    @echelon2k8 Před rokem +15

    I can recognize the Assyrian voice anywhere after watching so many of Irving Finkel's videos on CZcams, but I wish I knew who did the Ancient Egyptian one. That sounded epic.

  • @nickark4807
    @nickark4807 Před 4 lety +2768

    The Egyptian one is scary as hell, it sounds like hes casting a spell

    • @magedelaraby6740
      @magedelaraby6740 Před 4 lety +99

      That is a spell and now you are cursed good luck :)

    • @Zangetsu789ify
      @Zangetsu789ify Před 4 lety +89

      @@magedelaraby6740 a curse that gives me good luck? nice!

    • @PoeCete
      @PoeCete Před 4 lety +37

      He sounded like he was telling a story that traumatized his forever

    • @JamesLewisSax
      @JamesLewisSax Před 4 lety +15

      It sounds like thu'um (skyrim dragon speak)

    • @ravikishorepochiraju6973
      @ravikishorepochiraju6973 Před 4 lety +2

      Parsteltongue.....here u are!

  • @MemeL0rd13
    @MemeL0rd13 Před 5 lety +2199

    Did I just get roasted in ways I don't understand?

    • @stanleyrusso137
      @stanleyrusso137 Před 5 lety +13

      Just say, "no u" duh

    • @arxeha
      @arxeha Před 5 lety +7

      @@stanleyrusso137 it's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

    • @crystaljoy4226
      @crystaljoy4226 Před 5 lety +5

      *_Modern problems requires ancient solution_*

    • @shinypie1111
      @shinypie1111 Před 5 lety +2

      You thought THESE roasts where bad? Well, owndownsniskdnwokz owmxokwnxpw pkwosone knwlznw owms owmxjsbd ownpwmdlwpdjwh ownxhwvi!

    • @hab3xiebdienjdir49
      @hab3xiebdienjdir49 Před 5 lety

      @@shinypie1111 ahwwpwfwksjsowkkrndjsdoeown 😂 skskfkekeotjgotpzokamans 😈

  • @shadxwrxses
    @shadxwrxses Před rokem +15

    me when the iltam zumra rashupti elatim

  • @aisha2370
    @aisha2370 Před rokem +1

    Thank you, this is great! Translations of each would be interesting. 🤓

  • @MaerEneth
    @MaerEneth Před 4 lety +3176

    Day 100 of the quarantine:
    Learning ancient languages

    • @vasileiospgr
      @vasileiospgr Před 4 lety +19

      in greece the ancient greek language is one of the regular lessons.
      i thought it was the worst language and also because when you write modern Greek it is a big factor of syntactic errors,
      but then i learned prolog. i had 3 lessons with prolog, passed it all and still have no idea how the fck this language works. the worst ever. fck this language. :)

    • @lule6398
      @lule6398 Před 4 lety +4

      @@vasileiospgr we learnt it in high school and i'm from Croatia xd

    • @myducksvision
      @myducksvision Před 4 lety +1

      Same shit, bro

    • @vasileiospgr
      @vasileiospgr Před 4 lety +9

      @@lule6398 another thing is that i've seen in many movies when they use greek for a text that contains a curse or magic every fckn time for a wierd reason the words are like "Good morning, good night, empty pan in the fridge." ("Καλημέρα, καληνύχτα, άδεια κατσαρόλα στο ψυγείο") wtf is this? 😂

    • @lule6398
      @lule6398 Před 4 lety +3

      @@vasileiospgr so true it's like those japanese shirts with english words and vice versa "air", "thought", "must" i just can't help but crack up every time i see something like that

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 Před 3 lety +3060

    Vikings: *Two salesman selling a table in IKEA*

    • @damonfrost6327
      @damonfrost6327 Před 3 lety +12

      Tardar Sauce, vikings are not a nationality.

    • @splatm4n8
      @splatm4n8 Před 3 lety +64

      @@damonfrost6327 of course they aren't do we need to explain the joke for you?

    • @mekh233
      @mekh233 Před 3 lety +41

      ​@@damonfrost6327 Salesman is not a nationality

    • @namasaya8963
      @namasaya8963 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @realbrhancitygeming22
      @realbrhancitygeming22 Před 3 lety +13

      @@damonfrost6327 table is not a nationality

  • @jesemepardens9151
    @jesemepardens9151 Před rokem +8

    0:55 Whose here for world's most famous meme?

  • @erebus9622
    @erebus9622 Před 2 lety +2

    This was and is amazing. Thank you

  • @Marcl_911
    @Marcl_911 Před 4 lety +4270

    0:01 when he said „𓂺𓂻𓃁𓃃𓃒“ i felt that😔

  • @ASHERUISE
    @ASHERUISE Před 4 lety +2979

    The vikings sound like a beer commercial.

  • @IAmMuffin.
    @IAmMuffin. Před rokem +8

    Reject modernity, return to sumer.

  • @mikeletterst9882
    @mikeletterst9882 Před 5 lety +13084

    Damn they had voice recorders back in the day..

    • @MonkeyDIvan
      @MonkeyDIvan Před 5 lety +532

      Mike Letterst I'm actually mindblown. What method did they use to record though?

    • @MonkeyDIvan
      @MonkeyDIvan Před 5 lety +247

      runasas Really? What were they made of though? Could they make some out of wood?

    • @xerxes2083
      @xerxes2083 Před 5 lety +471

      @@MonkeyDIvan They carved them into stone and used a needle to play with it. It didn't look circle shaped though, it was rather a long line on a track. The player, which is a diamond needle in modern vinyl players, was typically a male with very fast running skills sliding the needle over the tracks to produce sound.

    • @MonkeyDIvan
      @MonkeyDIvan Před 5 lety +186

      runasas The more you learn lol. That's mindblowing. I wonder why my teacher never taught me that im school

    • @ArodMadeThat
      @ArodMadeThat Před 5 lety +25

      runasas 😂

  • @bored.in.california2111
    @bored.in.california2111 Před 5 lety +2855

    Sounds fancy and stuff but they're probably ordering pizza with extra cheese and a coke.

    • @nightstemplar9241
      @nightstemplar9241 Před 5 lety +96

      Probably a boneless one

    • @andgio29
      @andgio29 Před 5 lety +55

      Only the mayans and aztecs because there were no Tomatoes in the old world at that time...

    • @ray_zor5585
      @ray_zor5585 Před 5 lety +9

      I'll have two number nines.

    • @69bigtaco69
      @69bigtaco69 Před 5 lety +8

      A number nine large

    • @YyouTTubeE
      @YyouTTubeE Před 5 lety +2

      @@69bigtaco69 a number six with extra dip

  • @alexanderskladovski
    @alexanderskladovski Před rokem +21

    iltam sumra rashupti elatim 🤤🤤😩😩😩

  • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
    @giorgospapoutsakis5271 Před rokem +12

    Who came here after the bronze age sh1tposts?

  • @JohnPaulBuce
    @JohnPaulBuce Před rokem +10

    UD REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @spencernelson1560
    @spencernelson1560 Před 5 lety +2600

    They could totally be making this up and nobody would know

    • @nonbinaryDes
      @nonbinaryDes Před 5 lety +224

      @ibesweetp2 the words may be legit but the accents could be wrong to some extent. Text can only tell us so much about pronunciation not to mention an accent.

    • @nonbinaryDes
      @nonbinaryDes Před 5 lety +34

      @ibesweetp2 Saw the one on classical Latin. Was really educational, thanks. There is actually a lot of written documentation on pronunciation.

    • @moninguyen8822
      @moninguyen8822 Před 5 lety

      Lmao

    • @arnar9478
      @arnar9478 Před 5 lety

      Some people would.

    • @dimitrisfotiadis6788
      @dimitrisfotiadis6788 Před 5 lety +10

      I am greek. Ancient greek are probably like that. That's what we learnt at school at least.

  • @absell2379
    @absell2379 Před 4 lety +2196

    Don’t try to speak these old languages like old Greece I accidentally summoned a demon.

  • @arxparifu2067
    @arxparifu2067 Před rokem +6

    0:56 finally found this one

  • @rocioolivera1258
    @rocioolivera1258 Před rokem +8

    Ancient Egypt gave me goosebumps. So compelling

  • @Maaaarrrrssss
    @Maaaarrrrssss Před 3 lety +7507

    Ancient Egypt is exactly what I imagined it’d sound like

    • @Reemalarawi
      @Reemalarawi Před 3 lety +148

      scary right ;)))

    • @vanblaricom5
      @vanblaricom5 Před 3 lety +55

      I've heard it in movies.

    • @ZamboniBerlusconi
      @ZamboniBerlusconi Před 3 lety +146

      This is not really what ancient egyptian sounded like. But it kind of resembles

    • @extial3326
      @extial3326 Před 3 lety +25

      Im Egyptian lol

    • @maximeenyegue6271
      @maximeenyegue6271 Před 3 lety +130

      That's bullshit. Nobody knows. Ancient Egypt has nothing to do with Arab !

  • @yamijuice6695
    @yamijuice6695 Před 4 lety +2724

    Shoutout to people who recorded this in like 5000 bc 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @davidmadera009
    @davidmadera009 Před rokem +9

    we all here for 0:56

  • @pinkmomrn4189
    @pinkmomrn4189 Před rokem +1

    So fascinating.Love it

  • @user-iy3my4bw8m
    @user-iy3my4bw8m Před 5 lety +1913

    BC kids have better mic quality than all of us

  • @zzz-ir7fv
    @zzz-ir7fv Před 5 lety +1370

    Only BC kids will remember ancient greece 😔✊

    • @khadri.w9989
      @khadri.w9989 Před 5 lety +38

      *2004 kids* : I ReMeMbEr As WeLl

    • @Simaz
      @Simaz Před 5 lety +14

      Εγώ και αν θυμάμαι...

    • @weewoo145
      @weewoo145 Před 5 lety +13

      I was born in the AD and I remember this ✋😒

    • @perohlindead08
      @perohlindead08 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm a bc kid I time traveled I can speak Greece uratu ancient Egypt the gokoturks ancient Greece the Aztec the Vikings

    • @Quadruple-x
      @Quadruple-x Před 5 lety

      KhaDri .w 😂😭lollllll

  • @tigerhunter8878
    @tigerhunter8878 Před rokem +9

    I’m studying Ancient Greek….and the accent used here is making the beautiful language sound American. And yes people, we do know, to some degree, what Classical Greek pronunciation sounding like; there are first hand historians from the time explaining it linguistically. Also on 0:47, the stock image used in the back, that’s not Latin. That’s Greek.

  • @cookiehawk
    @cookiehawk Před rokem +4

    finally, I found the bronze age meme sound effect

  • @casual0575
    @casual0575 Před 4 lety +9401

    When the narrator said “𓂀𓁞𓀀𓁂𓃽𓅇𓅽𓁨𓀽𓀦𓀦” I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

  • @ekoprihartono9888
    @ekoprihartono9888 Před 4 lety +1940

    The Vikings
    Sound like 2 guys looking for furniture inside Ikea store.

    • @majavikman9961
      @majavikman9961 Před 4 lety +9

      its similar to finnish and icelandic

    • @AsgardGamingTV
      @AsgardGamingTV Před 4 lety +29

      Maja Vikman not Finnish. It’s not even in the same language group. It is most similar to Icelandic and Norwegian.

    • @raedomain
      @raedomain Před 4 lety

      Eko Prihartono 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dannytaylor03za
      @dannytaylor03za Před 4 lety +5

      In fact the pronunciation is AWFUL. Especially the guys speaking Latin and Ancient Greek, never heard anyone speaking that bad!

    • @fipeke
      @fipeke Před 4 lety +5

      @@majavikman9961 finnish is related Hungarian. Western Old Norse is mostly Icelandic and I wouldn't even consider Norwegian go be close to it.
      There were other dialects of Old Norse. The closest relatives of the language is Icelandic.
      The melody they have in the Swedish island of Gotland is also something which have remained practically unchanged since the viking age.

  • @mogus7874
    @mogus7874 Před rokem +4

    I lost it when bro said "𒄷𒌨𒊑"

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent Před rokem

    The guy with the time machine kept most of the old news broadcast but somehow with the vikings just went with two guys chatting

  • @svgeshadxw3601
    @svgeshadxw3601 Před 5 lety +6417

    Thanks. There's a demonic presence in my room now.

  • @bridieeleanor
    @bridieeleanor Před 5 lety +1980

    how do BC kids have better mic quality than me smh

  • @nialynxs
    @nialynxs Před rokem +1

    Omg the sounds are awesome!!

  • @Friendlyfire97
    @Friendlyfire97 Před rokem +7

    As a norwegian, it sounded very similar to several northern languages. Even tho I did not understand it, it was like a mix of icelandic, norwegian, danish and finnish..

  • @supermouse73
    @supermouse73 Před 5 lety +5929

    Ancient Egypt: Demonic possession
    Ancient Rome: Your art teacher getting passionate about a single stroke
    Sumerian: Reading old storytale to child
    Aztec: Answering a question in class and being unable to read the board
    Ancient Greece: School play, dramatically reading the lines
    Vikings: Weather report/ Sport commentator
    Mayan: Mumbling to yourself at 3AM
    Hittites: People giving speeches at funerals about the dead person and getting intense
    Assyrian: Nervously asking a stupid question
    Akkadians: ASMR attempt
    Achaemenids: Recording with bad mic
    Celts: Religious brainwashing
    Urartu: Reporter standing at scene of crime
    Gokturks: Fortuneteller predicting your future
    Edit: This is a joke, I am aware that this isn’t what these actually mean. jfc

    • @jerichogirl30
      @jerichogirl30 Před 5 lety +164

      Hahaha, your descriptions are hilarious! :))))

    • @LukeVilent
      @LukeVilent Před 5 lety +46

      The thing is, it wasn't Sumerian. It was Akkadian.

    • @lalalalalaladeguzman3366
      @lalalalalaladeguzman3366 Před 5 lety +104

      Lol the vikings to me sound like hearing a normal swedish dudes chatting
      i don't speak Swedish but been here for 2 months and thats exactly what i hear every time i hear them talk 😂

    • @LukeVilent
      @LukeVilent Před 5 lety +40

      @@lalalalalaladeguzman3366 Other people say that "viking" is actually modern Icelandic, even named the show it was ripped off from. True that it's much closer to the languages the Vikings spoke than Swedish or even Norwegian, still it's already a different language.

    • @LukeVilent
      @LukeVilent Před 5 lety +20

      BTW, when I say they spoke Akkadian instead of Sumerian, I mean it. I studied Sumerian, my wife is an assyrologist, and I hear them saying distinctively Akkadian words, like "rabitim" - "queen" .

  • @SirRizzALot997
    @SirRizzALot997 Před 4 lety +3204

    “The Ancient Rome” sounds like an Italian mafia mob boss being angry

    • @chappie3642
      @chappie3642 Před 4 lety +143

      I mean, Italian has derived 80%+ of it's vocabulary from Latin, so it wouldn't mean that it is fake. As Italian is the closest language to latin that is still spoken (except Sardinian, which is a dialect)

    • @user-dl7ck4vw5t
      @user-dl7ck4vw5t Před 4 lety +2

      Ahahah

    • @yunus-emrekaplan9642
      @yunus-emrekaplan9642 Před 4 lety +42

      The accent is not the classical accent but is closer to the Italian accent (even if it is still not this one either).
      By the phonological « habits » of the talking man, I can easily guess he is french (his way of pronouncing d’s and vowels is clearly french)

    • @solarplayza2614
      @solarplayza2614 Před 4 lety +4

      the vikings have a serious dry throat tho

    • @RichardAksvit
      @RichardAksvit Před 4 lety

      В натуре))

  • @karorestevanian4107
    @karorestevanian4107 Před rokem +1

    The part of Urartu is being read in turkish ,the tour guide is explaining what is written translating the main text in turkish

  • @tatianaionanova2720
    @tatianaionanova2720 Před 2 lety +8

    3:54 It is not old Persian. Moreover, it is the Lord's prayer in nowadays Assyrian (Eastern Syriac dialect).
    I speak it.

  • @jacktheboss
    @jacktheboss Před 5 lety +2847

    The year 3792:
    Sounds of ancient languages:
    2019: “hey that’s a nice meme”

  • @fangbellefromsg
    @fangbellefromsg Před 4 lety +3263

    Teacher: "calm down class, the listening part of test isnt hard"
    The listening part:

  • @spaced___x
    @spaced___x Před rokem +1

    The assyrian one seems to be akkadian aswell, because the text sound like exactly like the text of the cyrus cylinder, which describes Cyrus the great (in ancient persian "Kuruš") taking over Baylonia and restoring temples there, and that exact cylinder is written in akkadian.

  • @yustesu
    @yustesu Před 10 měsíci +4

    It’s amazing how as a Hebrew and Arabic speaker I could grasp some of the Sumerian, Assyrian and Akkadian, don’t claim to have actually understood what was going on but I did get a word here and there and the logic . It hits really close to home

    • @stefanhensel8611
      @stefanhensel8611 Před 7 měsíci

      I understand the Assyrian and Akkadian part, but where did you pick up Sumerian? Afaik, it's related to no other language.

  • @bobbycox2687
    @bobbycox2687 Před 4 lety +2195

    My daughter just asked, “but how did they record people 4,000 years ago?” I must be the worst parent ever.

    • @thelionwithin7848
      @thelionwithin7848 Před 4 lety +77

      I thought about it also... how did they know how people sound 4000 years ago

    • @spunkymaniac9312
      @spunkymaniac9312 Před 3 lety +89

      @@thelionwithin7848 they read the ancient scripts, is not about the sound it's about the spelling of the words

    • @simonegabriele8127
      @simonegabriele8127 Před 3 lety +6

      Sì fra'

    • @ricciolicandy
      @ricciolicandy Před 3 lety +24

      @@spunkymaniac9312 and how do they know the spelling?

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside Před 3 lety +18

      Tell her that she should go back 4000 years and try it herself.

  • @MJ-og8tm
    @MJ-og8tm Před rokem +7

    I loved ancient egypt and ancient Rome ,Egypt 🇪🇬 and Italy 🇮🇹 are directly in front of each other in the Mediterranean and this is a wonderful thing.

  • @idontcare7922
    @idontcare7922 Před rokem +8

    My language is Uzbek and it is one of Turkic languages. I understood Gokturk language 4:46 He says My God in the heaven supports me. And rains will cover the Earth, Earth opens up and gives us blessings (grasses), cattles on the earth gives us milk

    • @ty-zz9ic
      @ty-zz9ic Před 5 měsíci

      I also understood Gokturk language as a Turk and it’s so fascinating to listen to our ancient language and both of us to understand because I don’t understand Uzbek language that well maybe 20-30%

  • @clitoralrosary9474
    @clitoralrosary9474 Před 5 lety +11639

    Nobody:
    CZcams: Yall wanna hear some ancient languages?

  • @RickySoeung
    @RickySoeung Před 4 lety +1425

    The Egyptians sound like they’re casting a spell

    • @marcosia6865
      @marcosia6865 Před 4 lety +5

      hhhhhhh not spell at all i think its a part of Equivalent peasant story, I can recognize some words like rekh nn SW , it means we knew him , and Djed ef means he said

    • @xande5178
      @xande5178 Před 4 lety +11

      They actually were

    • @mayangmadana
      @mayangmadana Před 4 lety +8

      Sounds like ripped out of the mummy

    • @bradchelseylawparents9923
      @bradchelseylawparents9923 Před 4 lety

      @@xande5178 real

    • @kamalloud
      @kamalloud Před 4 lety

      They aren't??

  • @daniellinehan8467
    @daniellinehan8467 Před rokem +3

    Ancient Egypt and Vikings accent sounds cool. I'd love to go back in history and see how it played out as it happened but with a protective bubble shielding me from the barbarity at the time

  • @christinaalvarez332
    @christinaalvarez332 Před 4 měsíci

    SOOOOO COOL!!! THANK YOU!!!

  • @goldenmairon2371
    @goldenmairon2371 Před 4 lety +1985

    The Aztec guy sounds like he's trying to sell me something

  • @carmelobarbaro1380
    @carmelobarbaro1380 Před 3 lety +3434

    This Latin sounds like an African man trying to speak Italian but he lives in France.

    • @alfadiscovolante
      @alfadiscovolante Před 3 lety +48

      Ma che minchia dici

    • @luigi80
      @luigi80 Před 3 lety +20

      @@alfadiscovolante AHAHAHAHAH. Comunque sono italiano e faccio il classico. Ha detto una gran cazzata

    • @carmelobarbaro1380
      @carmelobarbaro1380 Před 3 lety +15

      @@luigi80 Sebbene tu faccia il classico forse non avrai capito che questa è una sensazione personale e soggettiva(mia). Lungi da me asserire come debba essere la pronuncia in latino dato che non so come sia in realtà quindi una cazzata sarà per te che sei così DOTTO

    • @carmelobarbaro1380
      @carmelobarbaro1380 Před 3 lety +9

      Ho sentito diversi professori parlare il latino con la pronuncia restituta e dalle reminiscenze lo ricordo diversamente

    • @luigi80
      @luigi80 Před 3 lety +2

      @@carmelobarbaro1380 una cazzata manco tanto. Non è mica facile