Luka Stops Complaining, Celtics Eliminate Cavs & Jokic's Top 5 Playoff Performances
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- On Thu.'s episode of No Dunks, the guys discuss a focused Luka Doncic leading the Dallas Mavericks to a 3-2 series lead, the Oklahoma City Thunder's abysmal shooting night, Derrick Jones Jr. turning into P.J. Washington, Al Horford leading the Boston Celtics to their third straight Conference Finals, and what's next for Donovan Mitchell and the Cleveland Cavaliers. That, plus Nikola Jokic's Top 5 playoff games ever, lazy nicknames, bunsen burners, Red Lobster, and more.
0:00 Classic loading
0:18 Cold Open
0:45 Show starts
3:35 Luka posts 31-point triple-double as Mavericks top Thunder in pivotal Game 5
19:50 Tatum scores 25 to lead Celtics past Cavs 113-98 and into 3rd consecutive East Finals
26:55 What's next for Donovan Mitchell, J.B. Bickerstaff and the Cavs
33:38 Playoffs Instigator Draft Review
38:54 Top 5 - Nikola Jokic Playoff Games
49:13 Tweet of the Night - Whatever happened to good NBA nicknames?
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Jokic is the type of guy who starts putting up points only when it is desperately needed, so no big surprise his scoring highs come in losses. He gets ridiculous triple double lines in wins, but it is rarely about scoring, it just those games where he gets 20 boards and 14 assists and team wins.
For the love of god - please don’t EVER change the Top 5 theme song, it would be sacrilegious. (Losing the OG beach-steppin’ theme was tough enough, but the Top 5 theme is just goated.)
Yeah the other beach steppin song I liked better
I'm not sure if anyone else said it first but Kofie dubbed Jalen "Action Brunson" and I think relative to NYC it's perfect.
Legendary cold open. Pure ASMR.
"Boy Gorge" is INSANE 😂
Cool story bro alert: My grandparents could never remember to say Panda Express so they just always said: “Do you want to get Panda tonight?”.
What a classic today! Love ya fellas
Baked beans from the tin is legit.
I work in a hospital laboratory and we have eye wash stations all over. Never had to use it but I'm glad it's there. Very rarely do we use an Erlenmeyer flask for anything, and never a Bunson burner.
Hey bois another classic, but special shoutput Tas man. Hes too funny
John Houseman was a Romanian born, actor, producer, director and memoirist. He won an OScar for the role of Professor Kingsfield in The Paper Chase. He is probably as well known for his role in Rollerball. He also founded "The Acting Company" at NY's City Center. He worked with Orson Welles early in his career. He wrote three volumes of memoirs. He's also known for a famous ad campaign for one of the Wall Street brokerages: "we make money the hard way: we earn it." I can't remember which firm it was, but you can check if you wish.
Love the Joker top 5 playoff discussion. Nice to see you guys realise you are witnessing historical greatness in the moment.
Classic! No Jason Kapono references but you know I’m consuming all the content you give us
Hey Tas, I think thousands know about the Erlenmeyer flask because of Breaking Bad! That's how I know it at least!
As for the Brunson nickname, here's some ideas:
- His middle name is Marquis, so maybe something like The Marquis?
- He was born in New Brunswick, his name is Brunson, something there?
- And a wordplay, like Jalen Burnsome?
Thanks for the Jokic Top 5, it's nice to just enjoy one of the greats in the middle of all the reactionary playoff takes.
John Houseman starred in a TV series called The Paper Chase where he played a law professor. He would call on students in that very Houseman voice “Mr. Berg, you are still not speaking loud enough”.
Love that Jarrett Allen stuff lol
No one mentioned that Tas reference about clam chowder guy in the movie theatre was a Simpson reference when the butler said chowder weird. “It’s chowder you idiot!”
Alec Burg was a character on Seinfeld. He was the lawyer that was giving them Hockey tickets. When puffy dresses as the New Jersey Devil
John Houseman was the old guy reading A Christmas Carol on the movie Scrooged
Puddy not puffy 😂😂😂
@@brodieaikman9040I was picturing diddy as the New Jersey Devil
Pretty sure I commented on one of your posts about an Erlenmeyer flask, Trey
John Houseman: renowned British actor who often worked with Orson Welles. Modern role: he was the narrator for Scrooged starring Bill Murray. Houseman’s baritone voice and clean British accent are akin to Ian McKellen. Perfect for saying, “Alec Burrrrk!”
Instigator draft needs the winner to be rewarded with something sweet to cool off the heat the instigators brung
You guys came up with durantula??? I’ve been using that for so long must’ve heard it on the starters
The NBA world has had to listen to Maverick fandom across every platform complain on Kidd, his rotations, their defense, Luka, his heavy minutes, his injuries, his complaining, his flopping, his fitness, his free throws, his turnovers, team chemistry, Tim Hardaway, going all in for Kyrie, and tanking out of the playoffs last year, and that's just a FEW examples in the last year ALONE. And the SECOND they see success, they're insufferable, and proceed to hate on their opposing team as if they think the series they're in is Isreal v Palestine. Just shut up and not dribble, and enjoy the great basketball games they're playing in.
1 year, 1 month and 28 days of being sad about the chances of a NO CHAINS disc golf podcast :(
Can't wait till Celtics recaps and segments are longer than half of the other game's segment/recap 😂
It would help if they play a real team.
@@NoDunksInc Which might be when they get to the Finals? 😅 I get it, a juggernaut playing dismantled teams isn't great conversation. Hopefully we don't have a Brunson-less Knicks or an Anthony Edwards-less Timberwolves.
Always puts a smile on my face when I turn on the podcast. Thanks guys! ❤
What do you guys think about this? "The Thunders strategy "Hackfired" because Lively shot those free throws with ice in his veins. Hackfired is when the Hack strategy fails and backfires 😂
Oh shit that's genius, I hope the boys see this
Coaches should be in the instigator draft! Maybe for the conference finals and finals??
Christian LeBraun James Ray Allen Iverson. Shoutout James Ray
The spitting is a Serbian superstition, Luka's half Serbian.
Hes actually just 8% Serbian, if you look up his father Sasha shooting free throws. He couldnt hit anything really
@@PridelovalecSipka Hahahahhahahahah kamenko bio a?
The Cavs tanked themselves into the Celtics side of the bracket. I'll never understand.
Fortune favours the brave, which they clearly weren't
They mentioned this on the Hoop Collective podcast but JDub has been the primary defender on Kyrie. He's done a really good job but as a result his offense is getting sacrificed.
I fucks with Hardy #MFFL
Red Lobster is the GOAT
Ah yes my favorite Jesse line. Fuck yeah, science lol
The Games Have been great #NoDunks
Trey brought up Matas Buzelis' name several times already this season. And it is always because of his name haha.
I remember listening to Lithuanian radio at work, months back, and I do not remember what was being said, but I remember some man was brought up, and his name was Matas Buzelis as well. Which is pretty wild coincidence, because Lithuanians have ***** load of different surnames. It is not like in America, where we would have 3 Browns, Greens, Thompsons etc. on the same team, and none of them are related. No, finding a guy with same exact name in Lithuania is very uncommon.
BIG HONEY best name atm. I am biased tho.
As a German speaking supporter, it took me a while to understand Bunsenbrenner 😂😂
Same for me with the Hungarian Bunsen-égő. Somehow it’s chemistry 101 everywhere
Lobster roll ✅
Cold beans 🚫
Have y'all discussed Big Baby going to prison? 🍼😢
What NBA Player should have the nickname "Erlenmeyer Flask"?
paolo “big rig” banchero
The Big Jesse Eisenberg for Lauri Markkanen...
Honestly, I love Jarrett Allen. I hate to see his name dragged through the mud. Thr dude will bounce back.
Of course TAS picks clam chowder and thinks red lobster is bad
brunson braids
Cavs fan here- don’t trade Mitchell this summer whether he extends or not. These dudes never leave without a sign and trade. DG- see what you can get. JA- the soft shit I don’t know about- dude played 81 games this year and broken ribs hurt. Also he’s cheap. But I suppose you see what you can get.
So cheap! I was about to float an Andrew Wiggins/Allen trade based on team needs, but there's a fair gap in salary there. Some other stuff would have to happen.
Shout out science
Allen in okc??
Luka only has 2 more games, not 4 to 14.
That was Tatum talk
Wash your eyes kids
Hookah Doncic
classic
Every player complains about fouls but everyone talks about Luka because he’s white lol.
I also dislike the "Joker" nickname. No creativity. I like better Big Honey, but I guess he doesn't really like it.
I love big honey. I also call him professor moonball.
Watch bev retire 🤣
Day 9 of asking for an Awful Coaching cold open.