Dumbledore at the end of sorcerer's stone movie *downs a box of wine* "10 billion points to griffinpuff!!" *Throws away empty box* "Screw you snape griffinpuff wins!!!"
He was rewarding them for the food. Taking points from Gryffindor puts their houses ahead. He can't just award points to them directly like a normal person because he's Snape.
Snape:" the pot has flowers, lily is a flower, lily birthed harry potter and james potter stole lilly from me so its harry potter's fault therefore 20 points from griffindor "😂
As a half-Chinese HP fan I 100% approve of the rice cooker replacing the cauldron lol. That little song it plays takes me right back to my Poh Poh's house and I'm so happy ❤🍚
As a Rawenclaw I agree, if he gave us points then we'd also get advantage over Hufflepuff. But he took points from Gryffindor, so he technically rewarded my sister's house as well.
I absolutely love shumai. Like my chinese friend brings it to school and I love taking some from her. And the way Snape takes away points from gryffindor to punish them instead of awarding points is 😭😍
When I read those books you’re acting out, I often remember your shorts and it becomes a lot funnier. You’re very imaginative and have an amazing charisma. I love it so much ❤
Basically instead of awarding them points... he just used it as an excuse to take away from Gryffindor instead. Does Hufflepuff benefit too? Yes. But he doesn't care.
Poor Snape has become a parrot. Professor, can I get more Monk Fruit from the potion store. Awk, 20 points from Gryffindor. (whistles) Professor, J Finch set your robes on fire. 20 from Gryffindor. But Justin is a Hufflepuff. 20 from Gryffindor, awk, 20 from Gryffindor.
"Don't be racist professor..." Funnily enough, Snape being racist was actually a big part of the story's further development, and a huge plot in itself.
I wonder how the magic Asians parents squabbles with their neighbour be like, "you kid only goes to hogwarts?? My kid is being accepted in beau batons in France, muahaha"
New head canon: Zojirushi is actually a high-tech cauldron-maker who just branched out later to include muggle cooking appliances like rice cookers and hot water heaters in order to reach a larger market.
thanks to @winolamagical on tiktok for helping me make Gryffindor lose points with the power of dim sum! 🍚
You should make a harry potter reboot by quentin tarantino starring samuel l jackson as dumbledore lol😂
Are you guys from Philippines?
Just asking cause I'm from Philippines 😅
😮 😂 lol love your video
That was such a plot twist 😂😂😂 but I am a bit offended because I am a gryffindor 😅
@@AestheticLemonyylol same
I love the implication that instead of awarding points to students he just takes away points from gryffindor.
Then both houses are ahead.
@@Zhiperserand so is Hufflepuff
Net gain for everyone! Mostly…
I loved that he took away points from Gryffindor when neither of them are in that house 😂
@@c.coffee3035 he was, in a way giving them the edge against gryffendoor
Him taking points from Gryffindor when they are ravenclaw and Slytherin is so accurate to snapes character
I was just about to say that!
same
You don't like Ravenclaw? Why with smal "r"?
@@user-hw7my6jv3pomg it's not that deep. They probably just forgot 😂
It's okay dumbledore and Minnie already hand the gryffindores free point for breathing, 20 points is nothing 😂
_"This is just how cauldrons look in Asia...."_
she's technically right!!!
Snape: "20 points from Gryffindor"
Students: is a Slytherin and Ravenclaw. "We're fine with that."
they don’t gain or lose points and no detention, it’s a win for them! 😂
I love how neither of them are Gryffindors
I was literally about to say that 😂😂😂
That's the point. He won't award points to them for the delicious food, but he'll take points from Gryffindor because "Pottah!!"
Dumbledore at the end of sorcerer's stone movie *downs a box of wine* "10 billion points to griffinpuff!!" *Throws away empty box* "Screw you snape griffinpuff wins!!!"
And at the end of the year, Dumbledore will announce this :
“And for the ingenious method of preparing rice-based potions, 50 points for Griffiindor!”
@@olah547 **hic** "D-did yer putt yer name in the Bobblet of Phire?" Dumbledore asked boozily
*slowly munching* "20 points from gryffindor"
"but we're not--"
"20 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR"
Man, I can't believe it, that's 40 points /s
Real Ravenclaws and Slytherins would argue that he should take 20 per student 😊
nah second one would be 30 Points from Gryffindor😅
Alternative
"But we're not from Gryffindor"
"30 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"
20 googleplexs worth of points ffffrrrrooooommmmmm GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
He was rewarding them for the food. Taking points from Gryffindor puts their houses ahead. He can't just award points to them directly like a normal person because he's Snape.
Dumbledore takes every chance to give Gryffindor points and snape to take points so it's a perfect balance
Snape really be using any excuse to punish gryffindor… also this is amazing 😂
And the best part is neither of them are Gryffindors.
Thats the point...@puppychan2086
@@ConfuzzeledCreationsthat's why they said it's the best part, because it's the funniest part
Thanks, Hermione!
Thank goodness us Asians more likely to be Slytherin, Ravenclaw 😮💨
Snape hates to admit that it's delicious 😂
He didn't even take points from either one of their houses.
One is in ravenclaw and the other one is in Slithering
@rayleighmartin3888 exactly, meanwhile Gryffindor be wondering how they lost the points O-O
Ya!!! Then he take’s points from gryffindor even though they are not gryffindor 😂😂😂
he’s gonna think i’m delicious when i’m alone with him
Thats why hermione is always working hard for those points 😂
I like to think snape found some way to blame james or Harry for this in his head 😂😂
Neither James nor Harry ever made him food in his class.
@@stabbycat748 🤣🤣🤣🤣
one of them DEFINITELY took their original cauldron, thats why they have a rice cooker duh
Snape logic: Harry must've put them up to this! Or maybe... _they're both possessed by James's _*_ghost!_*
Snape:" the pot has flowers, lily is a flower, lily birthed harry potter and james potter stole lilly from me so its harry potter's fault therefore 20 points from griffindor "😂
As a half-Chinese HP fan I 100% approve of the rice cooker replacing the cauldron lol. That little song it plays takes me right back to my Poh Poh's house and I'm so happy ❤🍚
Hey same!
I’m Korean, but yes. I agree. The song reminds me of my halmeoni and harabeoji’s cozy little apartment and also my dad
STOP MY KOREAN MOM HAS THAT EXACT RICE COOKER PATTERN AND EVERYTHING
The food was so good he was mad at Gryffindor for not making it 😂😂
Snape saw the robes and was like “oh yes this is Harry Potters doing” 😂
✨ POTTAH! ✨
Using the backwards suit for Snape is genius!
I was thinking the same thing ngl
20 point from Gryffindor is so funny because neither of them are in Gryffindor so he likely accepted the deal
Gryffindor be like: THEY ARE NOT
EVEN IN OUR HOUSE!!!
Snape did say FROM gryffindor
If Gryffindor students say that Snape will take more points for "Talking back "
@@begumaydn9593 Haha 😂
I’m more interested in where they found an outlet in that medieval dungeon😂
true...highly unlikely that there was a source of electricity deep down there. They probably turned it on with the help of magic
And electric appliances at all since I think there was some BS enchantment that made ppl not bring "muggle" things: like pencils, pens and technology
They're asians living in Britain. The more important question is what laws of nature they HAVEN'T broken for the sake of getting cooked rice.
I wonder if maybe they found a spell to create an outlet temporarily or something
@@LilianaKali Just some BS about electricity not working at hogwarts.
THE RICE COOKER 😂 I CAN'T----
Wonder where they get the rice from tho 🤔
Maybe from the kitchens🤔
The rice was delivered via owl (check pt 1)
They rob draco
@@jacob4448 XD
@@jacob4448 the rice cooker was but not the rice
Snape will never give you points. He’ll always deduct them from Gryffindor 😂
Gryffindor had nothing to do with it, but Snape still found a way to remove 20 POINTS from Gryffindor hahaahh 😂😂😅🤣🤣👌💯
Lol the way thank both of them are not in gryffindor makes it even better 😂
lol Snape stop taking points from us they are slytherin a ravenclaw students
Umm… your a Slytherin Draco. 😅
@@thomasleonardis711they make edits of him HE’S NOT DRACO
As a Rawenclaw I agree, if he gave us points then we'd also get advantage over Hufflepuff. But he took points from Gryffindor, so he technically rewarded my sister's house as well.
Talking back to a professor?
Thata 20 more points from Gryffindor
I love this, instead of him giving points to them, he takes points from Gryffindor. Perhaps to give Ravenclaw and Slytherin a fighting chance 😂
20 points from Grrrrryffindor and it's a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin student 😂
"But we're not even Griffendor-"
"Did I stutter?"
meanwhile...in Mahoutokoro:
"hey, did you see my rice cooker, i need it for meal making 101"
"you can borrow mine, i just came from potions"
"thanks"
I absolutely love shumai. Like my chinese friend brings it to school and I love taking some from her. And the way Snape takes away points from gryffindor to punish them instead of awarding points is 😭😍
Feeding Snape dim sum is NOT what I ever expected from a Harry Potter fan-skit, but I am HERE for it 😂 You two are brilliant.
Love the 20 points from Gryffindor xD
I love how neither of them even is in Gryffindore 😂
Snape just hates Gryfindor and loves dim sum lmao
Ah yes the happy spell sound that plays once the potion has finished brewing
It's the fact that neither of them is from Gryffindor...
Cause Snape said "FROM griffyndor", he take griffyndors points to give it to them 😅
I love you sm!! Snape really be using any excuse to punish gryffindor thi
The sound of the rice cooker brings back memories
I love how they’re not even Gryffindors 😂
When 20 points were taken form griffindor but they are from ravenclaw and slytherin : 👁️👄👁️
I love how instead of giving points to them he takes points away from gryffindor 😂😂
20 points from griffindor because they cant make food like that😂
I want a rice cooker that can sing! My mom's Zojirushi and my Tiger never sing when the rice is done hahaha
Snape logic:
Harry told them to do this. 😂
Also the stare from Snape killed me 🤣🤣🤣
"From Grilyffindoor." 😂😂😂😂.
When I read those books you’re acting out, I often remember your shorts and it becomes a lot funnier. You’re very imaginative and have an amazing charisma. I love it so much ❤
I love how neither of them are in gryffondor he’s just getting his anger out
Them not being Gryffindor:
Snape basically rewarding them with points:
How to get points taken away from another house!! The rice cooker sings!!
The 10 more minutes and shumai got me wheezing omg 😂😂
You’ve got the shape haircut down pat! It literally looks like a perfect replica
Gotta love how he took points from a house that had absolutely nothing to do with it 😂
Are we going talk about how they found an outlet in Hogwarts?
The way i started singing along with the rice cooker noise. Song of happiness
Wearing her vest that way makes me remember Voldemort's face on Quirrel's back head 😂.
Bet Snape liked it, since he took points from gryffindor and The girls were not in gryffindor. 😂
I'm so glad these kids are getting real food
Omg! They literally brought a freaking RICE COOKER to potions class, love how they try to cover up the Rice cooker as a caldron,LOL!
"20 points from Gryffindor" *them being ravenclaw and Slytherin*
This was way too funny
Ask your owl for hot pot next, im too hungry for this.😂
The fact that both of them aren’t even Gryffindor😂
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I’m literally dying 💀💀💀. We need more of these lol
20 points from gryffindor 😂😂
Snape: 20 points from Gryffindor
Neither of both students: is from Gryffindor
Honestly that would make sense
Yesss, you know the rice cooker is ligit if it plays that song when it is done.
The Gryffindor students are like what did we do and snape is like Someone else did something wrong so you’re the one getting in trouble
Got to love that the points were taken from Griffindoor… But neither are that house!😂 One is Sylitheryn and the other is Ravenclaw🤦🏽♀️
Basically instead of awarding them points... he just used it as an excuse to take away from Gryffindor instead.
Does Hufflepuff benefit too? Yes. But he doesn't care.
I love 💕 Asian food especially rice 🍚 yummy 🤤💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
The fact that neither of you are Gryffindor adds to the humor of this!🤣
😂😂😂😂neither of them being gryffindors😂😂😂😂
Poor Snape has become a parrot.
Professor, can I get more Monk Fruit from the potion store.
Awk, 20 points from Gryffindor. (whistles)
Professor, J Finch set your robes on fire.
20 from Gryffindor.
But Justin is a Hufflepuff.
20 from Gryffindor, awk, 20 from Gryffindor.
But... They are not even from Gryffindor 🤣
Snape wearing the blazer backwards is everything 😂😂😂
Omg Snape's impersonation is perfect
None of them are gryffindors😂
But their not even from gryffindoor
Me, just being a slytherin and laughing hysterically so much❤😂
The fact that neither of them were in Griffindor had me dying
the fact snape took points from gryffindor when no one is gryffindor...
Wow she does snapes impression so well. Hats off to u Mikalia!!✨✨
"Don't be racist professor..."
Funnily enough, Snape being racist was actually a big part of the story's further development, and a huge plot in itself.
“20 points from griffindoor”
While they’re wearing Ravenclaw and slytherin robes 😂
The running joke of him just punishing Gryffindor at any opportunity kills me. We all know full well its useless effort
Are we just gonna ignoring the way she imitate Professor Snape like "why. does. your. cauldron. look. like. THAT?". It was so funny to me😂😂👏
Snape walks away still eating it 😂
I love Snape’s “cloak” is just a backwards shirt.
I can feel the neck cutting into my throat lol
"20 points from Gryfindor..!"
*them being Slytherin and ravenclaw*
Lol the fact that he took points from gyriffindor when they in ravenclaw and slytherin is so funny
I wonder how the magic Asians parents squabbles with their neighbour be like,
"you kid only goes to hogwarts?? My kid is being accepted in beau batons in France, muahaha"
New head canon: Zojirushi is actually a high-tech cauldron-maker who just branched out later to include muggle cooking appliances like rice cookers and hot water heaters in order to reach a larger market.
This is the kind of content that keeps the dumpster fire I spent my childhood in relevant and for that I truly appreciate you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The way he took points from Griffindor even tho those two are in slytherin and ravenclaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He took points from griffindore but the two students are ravenclaws and slytherine, he realy hates grinffindore 😂
The fact that he took them from Griffendor when they were in Ravenclaw and Slytherin is just such a Snape vibe
Snape taking points from griffindor when the students where ravinclaw and slitheren
20 points from Gryffindor when Slytherins and ravencalws do the mistake
You portrayed Snape's character better than the movies did
Gryffindor: now why am I in it?