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  • Based on a Stephen King novel that Stanly Kubrik threw in the trash, it's The Shining! Watch before you see Doctor Sleep! - it's Honest Trailers presented by Fandom
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    Honest Trailers | The Shining
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Kevin Williemsen
    Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
    #HonestTrailers #TheShining #DoctorSleep
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  • @Missandra1
    @Missandra1 Před 4 lety +1955

    "Based on a Stephen King novel Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash."
    - Died Laughing XD

    • @Omerkosar
      @Omerkosar Před 4 lety +2

      Bu kanalda türk gormek guzel :D

    • @Missandra1
      @Missandra1 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Omerkosar Stanley Kubrick gibi Türkler 😂

    • @VanSwagger
      @VanSwagger Před 4 lety +38

      Yeah, I've been reading the book now. Kubrick took like the very thin plot of the novel and threw everything else out.
      It's funny because they used the movie in Ready Player one, a book I enjoyed which the director also disregarded everything but the basic story

    • @claudiav5638
      @claudiav5638 Před 4 lety +13

      @@VanSwagger did you like it? the shining is easily one of the best books I've ever read and honestly I hate how the movie ruined it

    • @teekay851
      @teekay851 Před 4 lety +1

      @Seth Organ *whoosh*

  • @BeatlesCentricUniverse
    @BeatlesCentricUniverse Před 4 lety +2122

    "There's Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick." LOL

  • @hunterdamajikk8639
    @hunterdamajikk8639 Před 3 lety +280

    I laughed way too hard when he said “A psychic talent that’s kinda useless if he couldn’t see this coming” and it just shows him getting axed😂

    • @xanderpacini263
      @xanderpacini263 Před 2 lety +18

      Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? Thats like dying twice.

    • @12345fowler
      @12345fowler Před 2 lety +5

      Check your snowcats guys

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Also "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort."

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn Před 4 lety +220

    "Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick."
    That was GOLD!

  • @phickauro
    @phickauro Před 4 lety +1482

    "All work and no play make Homer something something."
    "Go crazy?"
    "DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před 4 lety +96

      The Simpsons version is:
      "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something"
      "Go Crazy?"
      "Don't Mind If I Do! BLLLAARRRGGHH!!!"

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 Před 4 lety +62

      @@margarethmichelina5146 "Give me the bat, Marge. Give me that bat. Give me the bat-boo-boo! Hahaha! Scaredy Cat. Bleaaghh! (looks in mirror) AHHHH!"

    • @stefancorriveau6353
      @stefancorriveau6353 Před 4 lety +47

      @@rdphoenix07 (Marge puts Homer in cold storage) "You stay here until you're no longer insane. Hmm, chili would be good tonight !"

    • @solidsteelcobra
      @solidsteelcobra Před 4 lety +29

      Can’t murder now, eating.

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan Před 4 lety +19

      Urge to kill, rising

  • @bambro1349
    @bambro1349 Před 4 lety +2073

    You get a like simply for "cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort"

    • @arik_dev
      @arik_dev Před 4 lety +91

      Elevator, is bleeding. Don't give a fuck if I lose my life freezing.

    • @Zayr0
      @Zayr0 Před 4 lety +14

      I literally laughed out loud

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 Před 4 lety +9

      I can't think of what (song?) that bit parodies.

    • @bambro1349
      @bambro1349 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jimb.7523 cut my life into pieces

    • @MegaCityGhost
      @MegaCityGhost Před 4 lety +25

      @@jimb.7523 Papa Roach - Last Resort

  • @waldirrafaeldemario5623
    @waldirrafaeldemario5623 Před 4 lety +499

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" was just too good

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 Před 4 lety +300

    "..coach from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice." 😂😂😂💀

    • @AngieEnz84
      @AngieEnz84 Před 2 lety +1

      I also loved "So a nice Motel 6."

  • @xpixel2137
    @xpixel2137 Před 4 lety +1883

    Fun fact: One of the creepy twins (the one on the left) was my biology teacher last year.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Před 4 lety +126

      xPixel that’s awesome

    • @vishallondhe7298
      @vishallondhe7298 Před 4 lety +49

      which university

    • @1pdigit
      @1pdigit Před 4 lety +202

      Awfully strange considering the kid that played Danny in the movie, Danny Lloyd(IRL), is a professor of biology at a community college in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Also the one on the right, Louise, is the one who became a microbiologist. Where exactly does she teach?

    • @xpixel2137
      @xpixel2137 Před 4 lety +74

      The Gaming Hill Dame Alice Owens school in England

    • @bostonphotographer20
      @bostonphotographer20 Před 4 lety +279

      "Come study with me, xPixel. We can study forever...and ever...and ever."

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls Před 4 lety +713

    The plot to this movie: seasonal affective disorder.

  • @sevand6441
    @sevand6441 Před 4 lety +599

    Pretty pretty pretty pleeeaaaaseeee do an honest trailer for Silence Of The Lambs

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 Před 4 lety +299

    2:08 Jack Nicholson should have replied with "Hey hungry, I'm dad."
    😏

    • @patrickstiadle3857
      @patrickstiadle3857 Před 4 lety +12

      True--I guess it came out in 1980, but it really is your standard "That-70s-Dad-joke"

    • @kudzijamesrusike
      @kudzijamesrusike Před 3 lety +3

      "Why did you name me this way? Why Why Why..."

    • @katelijnhovestad8382
      @katelijnhovestad8382 Před 3 lety

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking that

  • @marcanthonyvbacunawa
    @marcanthonyvbacunawa Před 4 lety +382

    "Imagine this came out today, 100% chance this trailer has a weird minor-key version of "Let It Snow"."
    So true.

    • @Motownsports89
      @Motownsports89 Před 4 lety +42

      And they would probably start the movie with him chasing Danny outside in the maze then cut to "three days earlier" or something

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel Před 4 lety +25

      And that far overused "BWONG!" Inception sound interspersed.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta Před 4 lety +10

      @@NefariousKoel yep, every time Jack appeared on screen during the axe chase would have that eardrum rattling BWONG

    • @JokerL1000
      @JokerL1000 Před 4 lety +1

      Boys to men version lol

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před 4 lety +2

      With unnecessary jumpscare with no music

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc Před 4 lety +675

    Say: “Hmm, that’s odd... the blood usually gets out on the 3rd floor.

    • @sunnder0
      @sunnder0 Před 4 lety +6

      Its second floor

    • @arp1345
      @arp1345 Před 4 lety +5

      This was the site of blood rituals, an ancient Indian burial ground, and 5 John Denver Christmas specials

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 Před 4 lety +5

      Now whenever Scatman Crothers fails to foresee the ax to his chest, I hear him saying in Willy's voice, "Ach, I'm not good at this." God bless The Simpsons and their Treehouse of Horrors episodes.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Před 4 lety +3

      @@bighuge1060 at least Willie was axed in the back... Which was a running thing for all three of the storylines that Halloween.

    • @christianwise637
      @christianwise637 Před 4 lety

      @@arp1345 Ewww, John Denver

  • @zackborglund2498
    @zackborglund2498 Před 4 lety +291

    I wonder how many people under age 30 realize that "Here's Johnny!" is a reference to Ed McMahon introducing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show...

    • @kylawawa
      @kylawawa Před 4 lety +17

      I do. I'm 17.

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas Před 4 lety +27

      I've heard that quote many times. And just now watching the movie I realized, "Wait, his name's Jack. This must be some reference." And I'm under 30, and I'm not from the US, so thanks for clearing that up.

    • @sidhartheleswarapu
      @sidhartheleswarapu Před 4 lety +2

      I do. I'm 22.

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 Před 4 lety +1

      Probably not many.

    • @oAldanitao
      @oAldanitao Před 4 lety +4

      I do not, because i'm from Argentina and no One knows Johnny!

  • @feslenraster
    @feslenraster Před 4 lety +53

    It's scarier when you realize eventually he's the Joker from the first Batman movie.

  • @jwallE93
    @jwallE93 Před 4 lety +246

    This really is a movie about procrastination.

  • @alexcallahan6747
    @alexcallahan6747 Před 4 lety +530

    Say: “You want to hear a joke, MurRAY?”

  • @tylermoore3063
    @tylermoore3063 Před 4 lety +60

    This just goes to show that even if you love a movie, you can still have a good laugh joking about it. I love this film but this was one of my favorites you guys have done!

  • @narens627
    @narens627 Před 2 lety +8

    "Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice" 😆👏🏼😂 3:15

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven Před 4 lety +517

    "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort". I'll admit, that was brilliant, screen junkie

  • @KobeSte7
    @KobeSte7 Před 4 lety +263

    "Cut my wife into pieces" that line nearly killed me with laughter lol

    • @gagecole3398
      @gagecole3398 Před 4 lety

      KobeSte7 What song is that tune from?

    • @chickduong
      @chickduong Před 4 lety

      @@gagecole3398 Last resort .

    • @idiosincrasies
      @idiosincrasies Před 4 lety

      Gage Cole last resort by papa roach

    • @c.b.5535
      @c.b.5535 Před 4 lety

      I just want to know which one of them listens to papa roach

    • @KobeSte7
      @KobeSte7 Před 4 lety

      @@gagecole3398 Last Resort by Papa Roach

  • @kevineightnine6117
    @kevineightnine6117 Před 4 lety +252

    “Either a masterclass of building tension, or... kinda boring” LMAO SOMEONE SAY IT

    • @clifftheplanteddvd6330
      @clifftheplanteddvd6330 Před 3 lety +12

      Its a masterclass of tension

    • @blakepalmer3091
      @blakepalmer3091 Před 3 lety +8

      No kidding it’s so boring

    • @huubhuijbens8816
      @huubhuijbens8816 Před 3 lety +14

      Personally I don´t get the criticism of boring and to long, I had a good sleep in the middle and saw a great film full of tension!

    • @shubham2076
      @shubham2076 Před 3 lety +7

      😂👍 "its old Hollywood movie made by influential director starring a list actors it has to be good" this thing has made so much old boring movies geeting a masterpiece tag

    • @davidpower7874
      @davidpower7874 Před 2 lety +3

      OK, you asked someone to say it so here it is....... IT.

  • @NintendoCapriSun
    @NintendoCapriSun Před 4 lety +185

    I was half expecting a "Heeeeere's M.I.R.V.!" but who even really remembers "The Abyss" anyway.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 Před 4 lety +1814

    Honest trailer for Us
    Not the movie, the comments section

    • @kamali2593
      @kamali2593 Před 4 lety +25

      Good idea, but I still would love an honest trailer for this movie

    • @nimigeorge8089
      @nimigeorge8089 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes

    • @Troyissexy
      @Troyissexy Před 4 lety +11

      You'll get us all killed, don't you understand, your a mad man

    • @posiepie6613
      @posiepie6613 Před 4 lety +2

      Both!

    • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
      @JohnSmith-bn5mi Před 4 lety +7

      Starring: The entire transcript of the episode we all just watched.

  • @keriley2
    @keriley2 Před 4 lety +487

    Great, now I want a “So I Married An Axe Murderer” Honest Trailer.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel Před 4 lety +1

      This x10.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool Před 4 lety +13

      We’ve got a piper down! The piper is down!

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 Před 4 lety +19

      Starring "the same Scottish accent Mike Myers does in all his movies."

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel Před 4 lety +1

      @@lanceturley7745 Was the first time I recall him doing it in a movie. Was hilarious.

    • @danielpratt1970
      @danielpratt1970 Před 4 lety +1

      ERMAGERD yes.

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny Před 4 lety +82

    "Journey to the overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground. With a long history of murder. So like a nice motel 6"
    Omg.. xD

  • @Jijijijijij5
    @Jijijijijij5 Před 4 lety +168

    "In the book is a loving family man."
    I mean, I guess as much of a loving family man that an abusive drunk can be? Also, the dark history of the hotel is given to him during the job interview in the book as well. Just saying.

    • @amarantine1323
      @amarantine1323 Před 4 lety +56

      I'm not defending his actions, but in the book i feel like its better getting across that Jack was trying really hard to be better and had a ton of self loathing. That doesn't excuse anything, but I think book Jack struggled way more to control his anger and film Jack barely tried at all.

    • @sydstowe6163
      @sydstowe6163 Před 3 lety +23

      amarantine1323 and I’m pretty sure in the book he was sober, or at least trying to be sober until he learned more and more about the hotel

    • @MegaCOOLBUG
      @MegaCOOLBUG Před 3 lety +6

      In the book he was absolutely not abusive- he loved both Wendy and especially Danny too. He was a recovering alcoholic that (until his last breath) tried to fight his demons...

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 Před 4 lety +437

    "So, like a nice Motel 6"
    Not inaccurate...

  • @lls3676
    @lls3676 Před 4 lety +187

    "The Overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground with a long history of murder. So like a nice Motel 6." 😄

    • @BruceWayne-zj1kw
      @BruceWayne-zj1kw Před 4 lety

      How woke

    • @FixerRC-
      @FixerRC- Před 4 lety

      The Overlook is actually based on an haunted hotel called The Stanley Hotel.

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 Před 4 lety +2

      It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and has been the setting of witch burnings, Satantic rituals, and five John Denver Christmas Specials.

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 Před 4 lety

      or a biger poltergeist house

  • @stevendog40
    @stevendog40 Před 4 lety +123

    soon as he said "wendy's abuser.." I knew exactly who he was gonna say

  • @BurgerSoup
    @BurgerSoup Před 4 lety +65

    Please say: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

  • @smileyman1721
    @smileyman1721 Před 4 lety +219

    Say, "I'm sorry, psycho murderers isn't covered on our life insurance policy."

  • @karnasingh860
    @karnasingh860 Před 4 lety +386

    "Cut my wife into pieces,this is a ghost resort" I just died there LOL XD

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 Před 4 lety +3

      What is that from? I'm guessing a song?

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Před 4 lety +6

      @@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach. This bit made me laugh so hard!
      Edit: Double checked, and Holy Shit that song came out in 2000, I feel old and sorry I checked! 😂

    • @AdamTurnerDrumming
      @AdamTurnerDrumming Před 4 lety +4

      @@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 Před 4 lety +2

      It's not an original joke, sadly. Except in the original it said "ski resort". I can't remember what it was in tho

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Před 4 lety +2

      @@bagelbramble7335 I just found out it's been a meme for years! The song even has an entry on KnowYourMeme with the likes "Cut my life into pizza / this is my plastic fork / oven baking, heavy breathing / don't give a f*ck if it's carbs that I'm eating"
      Now knowing it's been a meme for ages makes this joke even funnier to me, great job Screen Junkies!!

  • @mwwarner
    @mwwarner Před 4 lety +34

    Would like to see an honest trailer for 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY.

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv Před 3 lety +7

    This has to be my favorite of your videos. I laughed throughout.

  • @angelrios5897
    @angelrios5897 Před 4 lety +118

    “Jack Nicholtorrence”
    😂

  • @Tulf42
    @Tulf42 Před 4 lety +299

    Best bit of this honest trailer: putting Homer Simpson at the end of the "Here's Johnny" parody compilation

  • @alexnacud25
    @alexnacud25 Před 4 lety +29

    1:07 I'm pretty sure those aren't crazy faces for Nicholson standards

  • @etherealcereal4532
    @etherealcereal4532 Před 4 lety +28

    1:53 I laughed at this for three minutes straight, repeating "JACK NICKELTORRANCE" Not even lying
    Edit: Please do an honest trailer for Midsommar.

  • @dbrowdy
    @dbrowdy Před 4 lety +58

    That was probably the best "Starring..." section in any Honest Trailer I've ever seen.
    Also, movie trailer voice doing Jack Nicholson was awesome.

  • @gutz3115
    @gutz3115 Před 4 lety +125

    Everyone grows out of their Nostalgia Critic phase and their cinemasins phase... but I will always love honest trailers

    • @brianvogel3649
      @brianvogel3649 Před 4 lety +6

      Very true once I found RedLetterMedia

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk Před 4 lety +4

      Brian Vogel Most real and genuine film channel right now

    • @alexdelsocorro781
      @alexdelsocorro781 Před 4 lety +5

      Brian Vogel Jesus Christ if that ain’t the most truest statement I’ve ever heard. I was introduced to the RLM gang through the nostalgia critic. It’s safe to say that I never returned to that hack.

    • @jarrettpennington4579
      @jarrettpennington4579 Před 4 lety +4

      Nostalgia Critic really went down hill the last couple of years. Now his stuff is kinda hit or miss.

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 Před 4 lety +2

      @@FUCKINGENIOUS Meh, he's a solid editor and is pretty funny when he riffs by himself, but I think he got too caught up in the clipless reviews and skits over time.

  • @PhilosophicalBum21
    @PhilosophicalBum21 Před 4 lety +5

    The musical references in the Starring Section were so good! :)

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 Před 4 lety +23

    "I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
    - Homer Simpson, _The Shinning_

    • @COA47
      @COA47 Před 4 lety +3

      Bart: You mean SHINING
      Willie: Shhh, wanna get sued?

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 Před 4 lety +112

    Please say, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

    • @chiefscheider
      @chiefscheider Před 4 lety +4

      Consider changing your first name to Franken

  • @Shaderaygun
    @Shaderaygun Před 4 lety +135

    Those were some top-tier puns during the "Starring" segment.

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr Před 4 lety

      "Yeah, I think your definition of word play might be too forgiving."

  • @Junius
    @Junius Před 2 lety +3

    @ 2:38 when the narrator takes on Jack Nicholson's voice, spectacular. You kinda have to really listen to hear this.

  • @davidsask
    @davidsask Před 4 lety

    This is one of your funniest in while. Thank-you

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 4 lety +301

    Please say: Here's Honest Trailers!

  • @undergroundman5153
    @undergroundman5153 Před 4 lety +131

    Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho Honest trailer would be nice

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl Před 4 lety +2

      Cameron Bahls that would be very difficult

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 4 lety +2

      STARRING:
      Momma's Boy.
      The Main Reason You Saw This Movi- AAAND SHE'S DEAD.
      All the Other Characters You Can't Name. Go On, I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE.
      And... Please, Herrmann, Don't Herrt Her!

  • @shapeloomis9975
    @shapeloomis9975 Před 3 lety +7

    Maximum Overdrive is one of the greatest unintentional comedic horror gifts of all time! It's impossible to watch without laughing.

  • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
    @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy Před 4 lety +10

    I love this so much!!!!! The Shining has always been my favorite! Next you should do Doctor Sleep!

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio Před 4 lety +192

    Please say: “If you can read this, thank the Phoenicians.”

  • @MotherBra1n
    @MotherBra1n Před 4 lety +224

    "Goes crazy over the course of about a week."
    Could be worse, could be Game of Thrones where the main character goes crazy over the course of 30 seconds.

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame Před 2 lety +7

    This is honestly one of the best Honest Trailers ever made

  • @howdyhowdyhelga
    @howdyhowdyhelga Před 4 lety +50

    ngl, wendy was such a better character in the book
    she actually *uses* the knife on jack

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 Před 4 lety +3

      She did bruise his hand a bit in the movie with the knife. How far did she go in the novel?

    • @salmond234
      @salmond234 Před 3 lety +4

      @@akiraigarashi2874 She actually stabs him, in the lower back, but he carries on attacking her. Albeit a little slowly.

  • @Shipperscum
    @Shipperscum Před 4 lety +236

    "A loving family man in the books" The books start by telling us Jack broke Danys arm in a fit of rage.

    • @jlori4690
      @jlori4690 Před 4 lety +49

      Me during the book: Jack is supposed to be handsome
      Me during the movie: ok nvm
      Me during the book: he broke his son's arm and regretted it
      Me during the movie: holy shit don't make those rapefaces
      Me during the book: aw he could not kill his own son after all
      Me during the movie: fuck this shit I'd rather froze myself

    • @codejli
      @codejli Před 4 lety +5

      I was thinking the same thing about that line.

    • @sounakbanik3087
      @sounakbanik3087 Před 4 lety +12

      But like, he felt sorry about that 😅

    • @Doncornuto
      @Doncornuto Před 4 lety +54

      Yes, and it ends with Jack overcoming the dark power of the Overlook and redeeming himself for his past mistakes by sacrificing himself so his son and wife can escape.

    • @hpdanfan14
      @hpdanfan14 Před 4 lety +58

      He was battling alcoholism. That’s..... a major running theme of the book. He wasn’t just mad and decided to hurt his kid. He was DRUNK and grabbed his arm too hard. The whole Overlook job was supposed to be a fresh start for the family and his sobriety for goodness sake.

  • @nathansearcey1003
    @nathansearcey1003 Před 4 lety +65

    Please say and or sing: "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream; make him the cutest that I've ever seen."

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov Před 4 lety +2

      "Mr sandman, man me a sand: make it the cutest car door car hook hand"

    • @marcosoto7973
      @marcosoto7973 Před 4 lety +1

      Mr. Sandman sand me a man; make him so Sandy. The sandiest man.

  • @inspirationonline281
    @inspirationonline281 Před 4 lety +10

    "Let it snow" ... nearly killed me :)

  • @chawndel8279
    @chawndel8279 Před 4 lety +220

    And yet it's drastically better than the version Steven King did starring Steven Webber.

    • @metro121482
      @metro121482 Před 4 lety +26

      And yet that is really a matter of opinion, not fact.

    • @okilfeathermusic
      @okilfeathermusic Před 4 lety +65

      @@metro121482 so it goes in art, though the opinion that a cheapass miniseries produced by a good novelist with a poor track record in film and starring the dude from Wings comes anywhere close to the work one of cinema's great masters is fanciful, to put it mildly.

    • @darthtrip7188
      @darthtrip7188 Před 4 lety +26

      True, but the Novel by Stephen King is better than BOTH !

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 Před 4 lety +6

      I like to imagine the teleplay for The Shining miniseries being directed with the atmosphere and scale of Kubrick's movie.

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 Před 4 lety +8

      @@metro121482 If you think that the Stephen King approved version was in any way better, then your opinion is wrong.

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Před 4 lety +17

    "Based on the Stephen King book that Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash"... amazing that they could sum it up in one sentence.

  • @darrylaz3570
    @darrylaz3570 Před 4 lety +22

    0:57 no "stares" music? Missed opportunity!

  • @jazzyjaz9108
    @jazzyjaz9108 Před 4 lety +15

    Groundskeeper Willy: You've got THE SHINNING!!

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 Před 4 lety

      You mean Shining.

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 Před 4 lety

      @@NobodyC13 nope I mean the shinning
      czcams.com/video/Kddzyds4fGo/video.html

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Před 4 lety

      @@NobodyC13 Ssssh, you want to get sued?

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 Před 3 lety

      @@JohnGardnerAlhadis Thank you for getting the bit right.

  • @MissGreenAgain
    @MissGreenAgain Před 4 lety +29

    "David LETTERMAN!"
    "Hi David, I'm Grampa!"
    "D'OH!"

  • @tcu1099
    @tcu1099 Před 4 lety +14

    Dude the score for this was SUPER GOOD! Also, they did kinda shred my favorite movie into pieces and made me question my life, but top notch work, y'all!

  • @Martin_F1
    @Martin_F1 Před 4 lety +29

    Absolutely lost it at the start of, "Starring..." 😂😂😂

    • @akirebara
      @akirebara Před 4 lety +3

      It brought me back to my childhood. I started singing the song.

  • @bluebassett2
    @bluebassett2 Před 3 lety

    This is one of the best Screen Junkies I've ever seen.

  • @TheAHuman
    @TheAHuman Před 2 lety +5

    This was one of my favorite HTs. Almost all the jokes were great

  • @Fattrac
    @Fattrac Před 4 lety +9

    Wow, perfect timing Screen Junkies. Just watched this 2 nights ago. The Honest Trailer was pure gold as always. Keep up the great work!

  • @Herr53Antichrist
    @Herr53Antichrist Před 4 lety +6

    3:38 Why is there Velociraptor from Jurassic Park III? Wake Up, Alan?

    • @thebortthe
      @thebortthe Před 4 lety +2

      Herr53Antichrist since the Jurassic Park 3 Honest Trailer they’ve snuck in the “Alan raptor” in just about every trailer. Except for the stretch between the last 2 Avengers films (Thanos has snapped him away).

    • @Herr53Antichrist
      @Herr53Antichrist Před 4 lety +1

      @@thebortthe Oh! :D
      Thank you for explanation. Didn't notice this before. Good reason to rewatch some of their previous vids, I guess.

  • @tommyyu2095
    @tommyyu2095 Před 4 lety

    What a fitting honest trailer, at 6.66m subscribers! Congrats guys!

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor Před 4 lety +80

    Stephan King called this movie a Cadillac with no engine, nice to look at it but goes nowhere.

    • @DreamyWoIf
      @DreamyWoIf Před 4 lety +58

      Then he produced his own TV mini series of it, which has neither an engine nor the looks of a Cadillac.

    • @skywarp1470
      @skywarp1470 Před 4 lety +15

      DreamyWolf And he wrote a book that was better than both combined.

    • @DreamyWoIf
      @DreamyWoIf Před 4 lety +11

      @@skywarp1470 Nobody here denies the greatness of the book.

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 Před 4 lety +2

      @@DreamyWoIf The miniseries had an engine but it was housed inside the body of a Yugo and driven by someone who could never get the car out of first gear.
      In my humble opinion, the miniseries could have been great if not for some casting choices (the ghosts came off super-cartoonish, Danny was basically cheeks, teeth and a stuffy nose, and Jack and Wendy had little chemistry), the locations dwarfed by Kubrick's movie giving the miniseries a "budget" feel (even though it was the actual hotel King used in his novel) and a director who is not an effective horror movie director (despite his past King filmography). The miniseries could have been cut down to Kubrick's running time and the story would have made an excellent movie. I still hope someone takes on this novel again for the big screen, notes what worked for the film and miniseries, and fashions the best version of the novel yet.

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 Před 4 lety

      PS And a 20 year old Tony dangling from wires needs to go. If i remember correctly, Tony was always far enough away from Danny that he could never make out Tony's features. That beats a finger and a guy on wires in my book.

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 Před 4 lety +31

    *1:39*
    *Would've been Scarier if it was a Monday..*

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 Před 4 lety +59

    Please say: "This town needs an enema."

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Před 8 měsíci

    I eagerly await the Maximum Overdrive clip at the end of every Stephen King trailer you guys make.

  • @hrose62
    @hrose62 Před 3 lety +5

    "A warning on staying in the bath too long or the importance of snow cat maintenance" 😂😂

  • @Sawbucks88
    @Sawbucks88 Před 4 lety +56

    Ok, so...maybe do an actual “So I Married An Axe Murderer” honest trailer next, please?

  • @112yoda
    @112yoda Před 4 lety +7

    Well done Screen Junkies this is one of your best honest trailers ever

  • @GTMQ8
    @GTMQ8 Před 4 lety

    Love the Spaceballs quote at the very end! Unlisted wall LOL!

  • @foodpimpmcderp2068
    @foodpimpmcderp2068 Před 4 lety

    Great job on the "starring" bit, guys. Solid.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 4 lety +50

    "OH NO! NOT TUESDAY!"
    -James Rolfe, 2007

  • @Thamburan.
    @Thamburan. Před 4 lety +38

    HONEST TRAILER FOR THE GODFATHER TRILOGY !!!

  • @thethirdjegs
    @thethirdjegs Před 4 lety +1

    Love the allegories

  • @mitchfromtheinternet297
    @mitchfromtheinternet297 Před 3 lety +1

    Groundskeeper Chilly... yes, so glad you made that reference, we all remember that Simpsons episode.

  • @wenaldinhola9439
    @wenaldinhola9439 Před 4 lety +52

    So, an honest trailers for the shining comes out, just after I finish watching the shining for the first time? What is this sorcery

    • @Scifisam
      @Scifisam Před 4 lety

      Same here. I just checked for a shining honest trailer like 2 days ago because I just watched it for the first time (I assume it's because of Dr Sleep being released soon)

    • @daveboden2656
      @daveboden2656 Před 4 lety

      so that means you never understood the Simpson's "the shinning?"

    • @wenaldinhola9439
      @wenaldinhola9439 Před 4 lety +4

      @@daveboden2656 I knew about some things but beyond the 'come play with us' girls and 'it's Johnny' I didn't understand any references

    • @magnusfundal1970
      @magnusfundal1970 Před 4 lety +1

      What is this new devilry?

    • @JP-ve7or
      @JP-ve7or Před 3 lety

      Did you watch it on the same device you use for CZcams? Algorithms be watching too LOL

  • @mrduckarmada891
    @mrduckarmada891 Před 4 lety +58

    Say “actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience”.

  • @PaveDearce
    @PaveDearce Před 4 lety +15

    "Groundskeeper Chilly" ... underrated joke!

  • @AM-kf2zt
    @AM-kf2zt Před 4 lety +3

    0:28 The clip I was waiting for.

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring Před 4 lety +55

    Say: "I [ insert name ], will wrestle a bear."

    • @JamesCub88
      @JamesCub88 Před 4 lety +10

      you he will literally say "insert a name"

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa Před 4 lety +2

      I Claudius, will wrestle a bear

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 Před 4 lety +19

    *MORAL OF THE STORY: Always check your Snowcat, kids!*

  • @nyar5863
    @nyar5863 Před 4 lety +39

    Please do "Leon - the Professional" - Rated E for: EVERYONE!

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 Před 4 lety +8

    This is so true... WHY does every horror film or even todays trailer have a minor-Key version of a pop song?😳
    Transformers (do you realize) Godzilla (Somewhere over the rainbow) Candyman (Say My Name) and more

  • @sasamichan
    @sasamichan Před 4 lety +12

    Now I want to see you do "So I Married an Axe Murderer" and then call it "The Shining"

  • @czebinatorm
    @czebinatorm Před 4 lety +7

    Honestly, I had the exact same reaction to the Wednesday jump scare when I first watched the movie.

  • @collinblackwell3259
    @collinblackwell3259 Před 4 lety +3

    Okay the "starring" section for this one was ON POINT

  • @bordatwork
    @bordatwork Před 4 lety

    This was the best HT in a long time!!

  • @WWEbestintheworld
    @WWEbestintheworld Před 4 lety +36

    Please say "No TV and no beer make homer go crazy"

    • @xmoore5659
      @xmoore5659 Před 4 lety +8

      "No TV and no beer make Homer go something, something."

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 Před 4 lety +8

      @@xmoore5659 Go crazy?

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r Před 4 lety +10

      @@brandynrivas591 Don't mind if I do! 🤪🪓

    • @Omega_X_Factor
      @Omega_X_Factor Před 4 lety +1

      He said that at the end.

    • @WWEbestintheworld
      @WWEbestintheworld Před 4 lety

      @@Omega_X_Factor he almost said it , because it was a mix between the Jack and the Homer version

  • @nicholasmwangangi6257
    @nicholasmwangangi6257 Před 4 lety +41

    Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort
    best song ever

    • @narcissus79
      @narcissus79 Před 4 lety +8

      Cut my wife in to pieces, this is my last divorce!
      Cut my frog in to pieces, this is my lab report!

  • @GermanLeftist
    @GermanLeftist Před 4 lety +12

    This film is amazing and scary as hell to this day.

  • @UDONTCME111
    @UDONTCME111 Před 4 lety

    Holy shit.... Can't believe you finally did it!