Cockroaches Sent To Mars Evolve After 400 Years ...
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- čas přidán 19. 09. 2021
- In an attempt to colonize Mars, 21st century scientists seed the planet with algae to absorb sun light and purify the atmosphere, and cockroaches who in turn spread the algae as they feed. 500 years later, the first manned mission to Mars loses contact with Earth, and a second ship is sent to investigate.
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Japan gives no craps about how insane their plots and looks are and it’s awesome.
This types of thing only look good in anime and just think how much this movie is underrated.
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@@Suspicious259 you guys look sussy baka
@@nurphurecarnium ?
@@Suspicious259 Is this movie an adaptation from it's anime?
"unlike the other cockroaches, this one can speak fluent japanese" 😂😂😂 I'm dying!
😂😂😂
But you don’t laugh when an alien speak english fluently in other movies, racist
@@stormtrooper4157 dude.. you for real right now?
@Kra Ken yes I am offended, I’m an alien and I speak fluent japanese and these racist bastards always make fun of me, but as soon as Thanos speak fluent english everybody praise him
@@stormtrooper4157 .
As a Marine Biologist I can confirm that beetles can in fact shoot lasers
Actually there is a species of beetle called the bombardier beetle that can shoot a chemical mix that gets hot once in contact with the air
@@CodeKirby🤓
@@LJPrxds it's important to explain stuff, u weird.
and for bonus info, remember that all these stuff is about how to use insect power for japanese military?
soo thats why those insect powers are multiplied.
the bombardier beetle, shooting acid, now in this story can shoot a much powerful acid that it's a laser😅
@@DBT1007 it is literally not important to explain stuff under a comment that was a joke. Also, what the fuck do lasers have to do with acids
@@bestchannelexisting MHM AGREED
"Transport into the Asian Coronavirus"
got me hard 😂🤣
bro is pitching tent
NAHHHHH
This feels like a group project where everyone adds there own part
everyone did their parts with a little information as a main guideline, in which of course it create the group work a bit random .. =P
Lol right
It was based on a shounen manga iirc. It was actually pretty entertaining and scary. But as most live action adaptation, it just doesn't work.
Where?
@@SaintsROB my first pet was named Shortay. Wow
That is the most horrifyingly hilarious creature design I've ever seen 😭
Watch the anime much better 😉 I really wish they woulda just made a anime movie it would have looked alot better at the very least
I said the guards should use M16 rifle
@@wsly1001 what? you didn't say that
Lmao
Design is not that bad, I've seen worst
i like to watch these weird movie overviews before I sleep so it makes my dreams really weird.
your comment.. got me bru lmao
so cool
You gotta give those roaches credit. Unlike humans, they know how to work together, in unison, for a common goal
"Unlike the other cockroaches, this one can speak Japanese."
Ah, yes.
Pick me cockroah 🤨
lol
Yes, just one roach out of millions speaks Japanese. Wonderful.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is killing me 💀😂🤣😭
This movie is simply more evidence that killing cockroaches is justified
nice
.
I see you literally everywhere
Step down and allow our superior life form take control.
do you have anything outside of youtube? like a twitter or discord server?
A normal roach flying is scarier then anything these can do
I love how the cockroaches acts like a real cockroaches, since they always start to run at full speed
reminds me of A-Train
Imagine someone just going "let's make a movie about buff cockroaches"
Its based off a manga so it makes sense
It's an anime that was made into a movie
@@phazyreborn3279 whats the name i gotta see this
@@randomguyorsmth Terraformars
Manga
This is the funniest horror plot I've ever run across 😂💀
It’s actually more action series then horror but I get you
Obunga
there's so much going on, I can't even follow a recap
Watch the proper anime this movie is plain trash
@@jayvalecha4874 What's the anime?
I like watching a lot of movies for their Concepts. Sometimes the story or characters doesn’t matter just the world or universe they are in makes me interested.
Good job for doing this man
imagine if these guys are actually there when we go to mars
sus
I laughed so hard when he said asian corona virus XD
he messed up the name
hehehehehehe...
I swear I see u in every comment
@@PhreshyPineapple its imposter what do you expect
He vents everywhere
No matter how you cant take this seriously as possible… you gotta admit, its pretty creative and cool
@eduardo adalid ubaldo 57 people liked the comment so I kinda think so
@eduardo adalid ubaldo it’s just an opinion calm down
As crazy as the plot sounds, this could very well happen.
Best movie plot I've seen in years ngl
The anime was great
Yea this is pretty cool id like to see a part 2
Waw they did a live action movie of terraformas. Years back I got ptsd by reading the manga. One because I got phobia of roaches/coakroach. And they got mutated lol. Two because after so many chapters I only can see failures and failures. I even scared to root a character because next chapter they might die lol. Stop reading when the chapter still ongoing and I couldn't wait I dont remember biweekly or monthly that time. Is it completed already lol?
And I'm sure the live action can't do the manga justice. Like other commenter here before me, the manga is brutal. It's like attack on titan on steroid.
Damn! Seems cool but the waves of roaches is a little bit over the edge.
Thanks for sharing
The roaches are like: yeah, look who’s scared now? You killed my son, my parents, my grandparents, my great great grandparents. Now it’s time for revenge.
Buaha
Only because they invaded my space. How would they like it if I came in their home and ate their food
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@OverRule2 OMFG never thought of that lol
But if we killed em why are they having kids.
Interstellar be like: those aren't mountain, those are waves
Terraformars be like: those aren't waves, those are super macho cockroaches
LOL XD
LOL
Lol 😂😂
The way I laughed
Cockroaches as jojo reference lmao
These are some bad ass cockroaches!!....now where's the raid?!😳😆
This is one of the few movies I still want to watch after a recap. It simply looks too cool.
This is the most fucking mental thing I’ve ever heard. Naturally, I love it.
There is a flop in the movie too
1. There is no oxygen so they won't evolve and will die
2. Green moss wouldn't grow there since there are a lot of toxic gasses
3. Cockroaches wouldn't be able to move at a very fast speed and they wouldn't have a humanoid body
4. How did they even learn to make stuff so fast, i think that's obviously cheating in the game
(Don't ask what's the game pls)
Bruh you don’t need to be a smarty pants
@@dogelol_ yep
@@imyasbolat6943 bruh you don't need to reply just to say this, kiddo
@@d9gepro2 manga explains it better
“Don’t be scared it’s just a cockroach”
The cockroach:
trUEEEE
Yeah
Cockroach: AWAKEN MY MASTERS
True
Am trefindd
Props to the cameraman there
Wow.. did I hear control mind like cockroach wasp ? Gosh this is so creative !!
wHO tf are these robot people making all these channels? I like them though lol
HI! I like ur channel and btw..wat you doing here?
I'm no robot, Alteori!
I can’t keep up
if you want to make money on youtube, start making 10min videos summarizing movies
Skynet
"The worse it can do is fly"
Terra Formars : Hold my macho cockroach
Giga-Cockroach
Chadroach
"chonkaroach"
They fly now
Thiccaroach
"Now he is able to shoot out flames from his body, as beatles do"
Beatles watching the recap: crap, they finally found out. Contact Mars immediately.
🤣😂🙆🏿♂️when you said the creature “turn into corona virus” i was like woooow!!
The entire movie is basically:
Giga Chad Roaches that got stronger in Mars for 500Years vs Criminals that can become a stronger insects
"Gigachad roaches" lmfaooo
Nah more kinda more look like Doom.
Lmao
What’s the name of this movie
so now swat team and cops cant do anything to stop criminals
"Now Lee is able to shoot out flames from his body, as beetles do" 😆
I should start watching animal planet again.
Lee: ''Let me take a piss.''
Also lee: ''FU*K THE TOILET IS BURNING! HELP,,
That's what taco bell food does to you. Makes you shoot flames.
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@@tyranidstudio5642 au
"control the cockroaches mind"
me: what mind
Cockroaches: ahh yes finnally we look like humans
The face of cockroaches:obunga
Hahaha
Cockroaches: *evolved*
Filipino and Mexican moms: *Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary*
Bruh my Mexican mom is quaking with her chancla
All asian mom be like:WHERE IS MY FLIPPER.
XD
This comment is funny. Racist as F#$k , but funny.
@@etreezeful yes sirrr!
It seems Movies like this are more enjoyable watched in mystery recapped than watching the actual movie
Yup
Exactly
Just watch Anime version
it's based off an anime that came out like years ago.. the anime was fucking crazy yo
Yes. Absolutely loving these mystery recapps
His voice is just sooo calming ngl
Mystery Recapped is such a W channel
"...has transformed into the asian coronavirus... I mean... uh.."
LMFAO shit caught me off guard 🤣🤣
Same XDD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂shit caught me off guard tooo
Timestamp?
@@boomer1619 9:28
had to pause and laugh at that😂😂😂😂😂
"I hope you're taking notes, Elon Musk."
NO. Nononono do NOT take notes.
Love this comment 😂
Hahaaahhahahahahhaha
That cracks me up everytime-
Elon musk should take notes in order to prevent it from happening.
Please don't
I remember reading that as a manga more than a decade ago. The name of the Manga is the same, for those who were wondering. Terraformars. One difference i remember though is that the roaches didn't evolve because of radiation but because someone replaced the moss they planted on Mars with a different one that made them evolve.
"Oh yeah let's just take off with a broken window, there totally won't be lack of oxygen"
Mom: "why did you kill a cockroach? It didnt do anything to you!"
Me: *You never knew what i've gone through!*
Underrated comment 😂
She don't know you're saving the people 500 years from now
Shit comment
but wheres female roach though??🤔
@@bullabuck7535 I was thinking of that as well, but I assume they all were mafel xD
“I hope you’re taking notes Elon Musk” that line killed me 🤣🤣
Thanks James 🙂 Glad somebody thinks I'm funny!
I never knew you had another channel mystery recapped!
*WHEN I READ THE COMMENT THAT LINE APPEARED RIGHT AFTER I WAS DONE READING💀✌️*
Timestamp: 0:46
corona virus
Trueee.. but that is crazy they are coacroches (if spelled right about the bug than thanks 👍).
I think I'm still more scared of the actual cockroach before it evolved.
"Now lee is able to shoot out flames from his body as beetles do"
Me: Beetles do what now?😲
Basically just the beetles acid 😳
i thought Beatles do music never knew they were fire fighters
It's formic acid
@@user-ry2hd4bp2u it was beetles not Beatles, the spelling is different but overall made me lmao, and don't you dare Woosh me
It’s just the bomberdeer beetles it’s actually pretty interesting
"His body has been transformed into the Asian coronavirus- UH- the Asian Chironomid" YOU NOT SLICK 😂😂
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
thank you for sitting through...this. I don't think I could've done it LOL
9:29 coronavirus oh uh uh coronamide bro that got me dying 💀
4:42"Now Lee is able to shoot out flame from his body, like beetles do." You know, typical beetle stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅
Bombardier beetle
Some beetles actually can
@@NezbolOG I know there's a beetle that can make an explosive chemical reaction I'm not sure about fire though 😅
@@blairanonymous4081 it works like that, yet when it explodes it’s extremely hot so it may be able to cause fire when advanced
@@robo-joe6111 The shoot out acid, not flames
"so the Japanese government could breed them and strengthen their military"
what the fuck
Have you seen some Japanese media
They breed
They die
@@johncheng2682 i have and I'm not surprised 😂
But why not just use that serum to make super humans for your military?
@@AJ20236 It only last about 5 minute
cockroaches are attracted to food also some strong smells , they would all crowd around food especially in darkness , also there is bugs known as water tree bear which can be revived by water
Respect for the editors
“Dr Honda” has to be the most stereotypical Japanese name 😂😂😂😂
Thats racist
@@Brandi_Mawi no it's not
@@Brandi_Mawi ever heard of a stereotype?
@@ObamaGaming44 Go be more racist..
@@Brandi_Mawi stereotypes are inherently racist. That’s why he said stereotypical
"now lee is able to shoot out flames from his body, as beetles do"
what
Not many people noticed that
🤣🤣🤣
I would assume it's a reference to a bombardier beetle, they don't shoot flames out of their body but they do spray a highly caustic fluid that is very very hot (around 212 degrees farenheit)
Me, as a biology teacher: "Yeah, sure, they do..." while grabbing my red pen.
@@keysersoze5639 That's NOT better!!! That's terrifying!!! Now I have to be all buddy buddy with my appliances AND insects in case they take over??!!??
Dude, how do you get that smooth and soothing voice
i remember watching this when it was out 1 hour ago
I cracked up after 9:28, mystery recapped doesn’t do that and it caught me completely off guard
That was incredibly random.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was cringey and corny af
Sounded like those weird whte kids in my class
@@lilbigman00 you sound stupid. It was funny.
Mystery recapped is always so relaxing
Thanks evil
Oh hello evil :D
Nice to see you
Again :/
Bro your literally everywere
Nice
Every single video i watch evil is always here
what's the name of the audio behind the cuts?
the music I mean🤲🙏
Dudeee tbh, one of the strongest insects would be ants, basically their passive ability would be the power to lift things 10 times there size and depends on what kind of ant, they can be more and more powerful
“I hope you take notes elon musk” this is actually very funny LMAOOO
Lol
It's the voice for me 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"They aren't cockroaches, they are waves"
~Matthew McConaughey~
LMAO
LMFAO just like coronavirus waves can't wait until the last wave
Ahahaha.. how would you like me to turn yer humor down to 40% slick..
is this a joke from star wars
@@mr1910sguy no, it's from interstellar
"they aren't mountains, they are waves"
edit: i may say wrong
FYI 400 years is not anywhere near long enough for cockroaches to evolve that much even with radiation.
Worst nightmare, buff flying cockroaches
This movie would not be nearly as amazing if it was any less weird honestly.
it cant be less weird since its about Cocroaches
“Now lee is able to shoot out fire from his body, like beetles do”
Yeah once I saw a beetle and it shot fucking fire into my face leaving me with second degree burns
Same
Pls wth😭🤣
Which is suppose to be a bombardier beetle, cause that's the only insect in the world that can produce that much heat.
its a chemical the beetle shoots out that burns like fire
@@metalpunk1234 yeah, never thought they were real until one shot me on the foot. Got burnt. Smashed it with a brick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣who else catch on to his mistake when he said corona virus then correct himself and just carried on as if nothing I love it.
Rip Lee he was really brave and cool
Japan is an interesting place that comes up with interesting narratives
I watched a show that once explained their weird creature based and dystopian sci fi comes from the industries origins in the post nuclear Japan. And influences a lot from the folk tales have evolved with them
Japan is actually just a giant insane asylum.
Like when they justified bombing Pearl Harbor, that was interesting.
@@WokeGhettoSpiritualist You might have a reason for saying that, would you like to share it with us?
I'm just stirring the pot, it is interesting, and basically a wonderful place to see.
* Their movies suck though, badly.
"He becomes half beetle half human, now he is able to shoot out flames from his body.... As Beatles do"
I did a little googling and apparently there's a weird beetle called the Bombardier beetle that can shoot hot chemicals out of its ass
Best part lmao
@@kcajffoc8265 also there’s a bug that sprays highly concentrated vinegar but it’s a pretty chill bug and is hard to freak out
@@kcajffoc8265 so can I after taco bell
@@realityisnotwhatyouthinkitis LMAO PLEASE
If the goal of the mission was to have a stronger military using the cockroaches, but they already have these genetically modifying dna injections that can easily beat the cockroaches why do they not just use the dna injections???
I feel I'm now fully prepared for summertime
Even if the cockroach is not buffed in real life they still scared me.
But they will look cool
When I see one I kill it ! I don't care how big it is or if it flies or not I kill it and end of the story ! Any insect wanna die comes to me I gladly kill them , believe it or not I kill the fly it can't avoid my strike cause I hit with my hand steady so that I don't make the wind that gives the signal to the fly that my hand is coming and boom the fly is dead ! But I prefer kill it in the air I smash it like a tennis ball , and when the cockroach is flying I hit hard that it hit the wall and fall down dizzy then I perform the fatality ! Sometimes I burn it ! Brutality ! Hahahaha
the evolved cockroach were so indipendent and smart that they revolted and created then the turkish republic of mars was formed
imagine……buffed rats
Relatable and I leave in the Philippines
This is one of the most ridiculous movies you've covered and I absolutely love it
Read the manga it gets weirder
@@pookumz123 cockroach-chan??????????????
@@pookumz123 there’s a manga of this?!?!??
@@angelarias99 yeah there is it’s actually really good it can be gory in parts but over all a good story and amazing art! The movie actually wasn’t to far off from the manga
@@skilled_access1138 well damn shoot the name of it my way! 👍👉👉
I feel like this short summary max this movie seem WAAAAAAAAAAY more cooler than it really was. No way i could sit through bad subs, terrible acting and bad graphics. But this was great!
Man I used to watch terrafomars, the anime series.
I can't believe it has a movie.
Japan always comes up with some weird premises, but they’re always so entertaining
Fire the Wave Motion Gun
Nobody would ever dare to sexualize insects
Japanese movie industry: Hold my beer
How are they being sexualized? I missed that part
@@acidsurfers bro just look at their hyper masculine bodies.
There's a Japanese man who dated a cockroach ... and i think he ate it afterwards but I'm not sure about this part
@@Rin_Chawngthu what the what?
@@Rin_Chawngthu yeah i remember that 😭 he had a restaurant that fed people insects, he really loved that cockroach 💀
With each scene you never know where the next one will go
"Maria and Osaku"
nearly get my bones out there
Flying Cockroaches are already scary, then they give us ones that sprints like the Flash.
This is more funnier then it should be
“He notices weird strings coming out of her mouth, but doesn’t think much of it.” WHAT
She was supposed to be dead so maybe he didn’t care since it could’ve just been like moss or fungus as far as he knew. But I don’t get how she showed up and such when she was supposed to be dead
@@amosdraak3536 Her insect, prob dies then Evolves again
@@SinisterSampson Good point, but she died before ever using the insect power up, right?! She had her neck snapped like five minutes into being on the planet, so maybe I’m missing something, but thanks a lot for your comment, Cory. 🎩
@@amosdraak3536 ohhh shit you're right, I am wrong. Lmao forgot all about her not getting the Injection. My fault 😂
😂😂 NP. Maybe the suspicious character that liked staying on board gave her a butterfly injection after she died so she would “be reborn” like you say. IDK. I’ll go look this up.
The berleezy roach
I love how the IMDB page for this movie has one single entry for goofs. It's about the implausibility of real time communication between Earth and Mars if you are curious.
He got me when he said "The Asian coronavirus" Immediately subbed and started dying from that
you immediately sobbed and died?? fly high brother 🙏😭
@@urameshi5424 that was a joke dude, when he said started dying from that, he meant he was and I quote “ dying “ of laughter. He isn’t actually dying, but he’s laughing so much that it feels like he’s dying.
@@Grass_Editz1 no he passed away it’s not a joke 😭 🙏
As an Asian, I find this very offensive and I don't understand it.
edit: OH MY HGBHBGBJDBSHDBJBJG
@@Grass_Editz1 bruh he knows he's being sarcastic😬
I knew it, cockraches are the devil himself, the true bane of this universe's existence
If I seen this comment on an other recap for this movie
Hey man, cockroach milk is very healthy. Cant imagine satan coming up with that.
@@daniel_of_jersey4775 that isnt milk just they didnt wanted using their blood from the anime
Wait u only want 1k?
*laughs in wasps*
Cockroaches (or roaches) are a paraphyletic group of insects belonging to Blattodea, containing all members of the group except termites. About 30 cockroach species out of 4,600 are associated with human habitats. Some species are well-known as pests. The cockroaches are an ancient group, with ancestors originating during the Carboniferous period, which is a time before the dinosaurs appeared, some 300-350 million years ago. Those early ancestors, however, lacked the internal ovipositors of modern roaches. Cockroaches are somewhat generalized insects lacking special adaptations (such as the sucking mouthparts of aphids and other true bugs); they have chewing mouthparts and are probably among the most primitive of living Neopteran insects. They are common and hardy insects capable of tolerating a wide range of climates, from Arctic cold to tropical heat. Tropical cockroaches are often much larger than temperate species. Contrary to popular belief, extinct cockroach relatives (Blattoptera) and 'roachoids' such as the Carboniferous Archimylacris and Apthoroblattina were not as large as the biggest modern species. Modern cockroaches are not considered to be a monophyletic group, as it has been found based on genetics that termites are deeply nested within the group, with some groups of cockroaches more closely related to termites than they are to other cockroaches. Some species, such as the gregarious German cockroach, have an elaborate social structure involving common shelter, social dependence, information transfer and kin recognition. Cockroaches have appeared in human culture since classical antiquity. They are popularly depicted as dirty pests, although the majority of species are inoffensive and live in a wide range of habitats around the world.
So termites are cockroaches?
@@hourhour103 No.
Kill em all n let God sort em out!!l😂😂😂
Yeah, after reading all of that, I can whole heartedly say f’ cockroaches.
7:20 looks like Uluru large rock in Austalia
As a 41yr old father of 4 young children I don't get the time to watch movies anymore. And I love my movies, foreign and domestic. These are perfect for sitting in the garden late of an evening while toking a spliff and drinking a bucket of coffee.
a bucket?
@@LogShaw1587 lol, it's what everyone calls my mugs. My regular mugs are half again as big as normal ones and I have a pint mug for the big sit down when the kids are finally asleep 🤓
Until they get older, watch them . Patience is the key
no
I love your profile pic
"His body transformed into asian coronavirus"
I knew it, I fucking knew it!
showing his true self lol
Wow that’s crazy, he said coronavirus!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
In the anime it is implied that some other alien life forms caused the roach evolution. They even found a pyramid ruins on Mars
Was the writer high when making this
Crazy to think this was based on a true story. Well done!
what?
@@UKDrillTV. it's true
@@FNAF_DINOS what.
What's the story?
lol since when did 2600 ish year went past. This is 2022 now. Btw don't /woosh me some of guys are saying what.
Edit them who are /wooshing me are idiots. I said I understood joke lol cant even read.
I just want to say *"GOD LEE"* is the most badass name I've heard in a while. He's even wearing a cloak like Kenshiro lmao 😆
Tbh its pretty godly
Dont say god like that
@@gergodembinszky4222 I now want an anime/manga God Lee as the main character lol
@@giovannicorraliza8552 why?
@@giovannicorraliza8552 we can do whatever we want
I put my armour on to show you how strong i am -Stronk cucurach
That was actually kinda badass