I wouldn't be surprised if Phil domestically abuses Kat. Mentally not physically since Phil's little noodle arms could barely carry the shopping from the "Errands" he claims to do let alone beat someone thankfully.
Also never forget that this man convinced kat who was engaged at the time to cheat and leave her man and move across the country to be with him. Dude is a straight up home wreaker.
@designpatterns8168 I wonder if kat knows he recently got married and if regrets leaving him for phil. Like I guess that's just me. He says he got his morals from being raised by religion or whatever but he walks in and Home wrecks and say I don't want drama or people don't have a reason to hate me. At some point I wonder if people in his family will say something about his behavior
13:54 “I’ve been doing this for 16 years I’m obviously doing something right if I can still do this for a living… OBVIOUSLY” *begs right after* the irony.
DSP. today's checklist #1 I have to (pee)check the wwe champions leader board. #2 beg for support #3 snort #4 gain sympathy #5 beg for support #6 snort
If only Phil had a way to look up the price of the game... Something like, I dunno, a phone... He acts like he doesn't know the price so he can get more tips. We all know that he doesn't need money. I bet he ate somewhere expensive on his day off. Also, we all know Panda wasn't 18 when they started dating.
Hahah that 15:27 clarification is golden, he almost slipped. "Paying for food I order out..." then the eye bulge when he realised what he said and the quick "The one day a week" hahahaha. Glorious
Wow.. "its nice you shout out dollar tips, other streamers don't do that" "Its because they are richer than me.." I think that says it all really.. he has to reply to "pittance" because he has less views and donations and not because he wants to (such as the pennies reply) let that sink in dsp fans..
Khet isnt sick she does this a couple times a year she gets tired of her job and has saved up a little money so she acts like she is sick until she gets fired. Then she will spend the next few months playing video games all day until she gets tired of dave and repeats the pattern
"I hate it when things are out of control and you can't do anything to help it." He's been saying this a lot recently as if he hasn't always been defeated for anything requiring even a modest amount of effort. Now that hes over 40 he's acting like his laziness has alway been a profound wisdom.
I’m bet he went down stairs, and stood there being passive aggressive complaining about being hungry, and saying nonsense like, “well, I guess I’ll have to stream without eating dinner, because you’re sick, right? right? I mean I have it hard too, nasal drip, my back *fakes a pain while stretching like a 5 year old* it is what it is, nothing I can do about it, I mean I’m a myan I can’t take days off to be sick, I tough through it. You’re a woman, so ummmm what can I do about it, right? Right? I’m starting to get a headache because I’m hungry. I feel light headed, but I can’t take days off, right? right?” “Are you sure you can’t make something quick, nothing elaborate, right? right? Like egg salad? But if you’re too sick, ummmm I guess I’ll have to tough it out, right? Jasper Kit-teeee don’t do that, Kat is sick, she can’t play with you, Jasper Kit-tee.”
Why he is so adamant that he’s never talked to someone underage? Just seems weird, the average person would laugh it off and not take it seriously if they truly hadn’t done it before
If only all of DSPs fans would give him a dollar a month for existing, he'd be rich. Then he wouldn't have to mentally abuse them for tips on an hourly basis.
"I'll only talk to you if uou tip me $5. Right now if I guarantee you if that was my policy i would have more money right now." Phil couldn't convince more than a hundred of people to pay $5 once a month for a membership. If that his policy he'd only be talking to OIC.
Also he says he feels you shouldn't think you should be buying his time because hes not like that (probably why he sees his patreon viewers as a burden)
Phil "lie by omission" Burnell. He's got money but that cash is earmarked for: Booze you can watch him swill during his "event", over priced Doordash because he's too much of a lazy slug to go out and pick it up himself and of course his ever present mobile game addiction. This playing on other people's sympathy crap is beyond disgusting.
The amount of lying in this video may have set a new record. His car is paid off so he has an extra 3 to 4 hundred bucks. Surely that will cover the cost of one game? Oh wait. That money goes to WWE Champions.
It's funny how he can buy liquor, and order food for the marathon, but doesn't have 30 dollars to invest in his business. This guy is the king of exploitation. He says he wants people to contribute because they like the content, but when he has low support he guilt trips, lies, and begs. So organic. 😂
Not to mention the expensive Italian food. Either buying all that unnecessary stuff on his day off was going to put him in the red and rather than be responsible he expected his dents would pick up the slack, or he's doing fine and making up a story for pity tips. In both cases he's trying to hold Nintendo World Championship hostage to incentivize tips.
“I’m very fortunate that I get to do this for a living.” “I didn’t make much money on this stream.” “I didn’t make much money on this stream.” “I didn’t make much money on this stream.”
You know what I always find so funny about his Fallout 4 play through is that he doesn’t get creation club mods, doesn’t get any of the custom free mods on Xbox or do anything to make his gameplay a bit more interesting compared to the vanilla run. He does the bare minimum and expects max tips
1:53 either he's that lazy that he can't look up a game price which takes 5 seconds or he knows exactly the price but wants his paypigs to give him more than that, and knowing him both are possible
What can Phillip do to make a head cold go away? Hmm, not much. However, acting like you give two shits about her might be at least a step in the right direction. He seems more annoyed that she's sick rather than feeling sorry that she's sick. You can spend time with her, ask if she needs anything, Boil some water, make some tea, fix some soup. Tons of things to help at least remedy the situation. You know, act like a freaking husband?!
"Give me money to buy games, then give me more money when I play that game" Such a sad disgusting creature. 11:27 "fooling you into thinking that theyre your friend so they'll get money from you" Stop describing yourself DSP.
So his wife is sick and this is stressful how? This happens from time to time for everyone, so as a 42 yr old, getting sick and recovering is pretty standard, so this is exclusively a grift?
Is he actually claiming he doesnt have $35?? This man child never ceases to amaze me
He does have the money. He wants to spend THE VIEWERS MONEY though 😂😂
@@MURK360 he was born with 0 shame
@@justinl1291 facts
"I need money to buy the game"
"If you don't get the money, you won't play the game tomorrow?"
"Well, it's more complicated than that..."
It's all the viewers money.
When my wife is sick I move mountains to take care of her. This dude is a putrid husband.
His wife is more of a mother than anything
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil domestically abuses Kat. Mentally not physically since Phil's little noodle arms could barely carry the shopping from the "Errands" he claims to do let alone beat someone thankfully.
The most DSP moment of all time was him leaving stream to wake up a very sick pandalee so she could make dinner for him.
Pig spent 5 minutes with her - are a mouthdrooling mahran?
In this case Kat is the mountain
$42 year old man that claims to not have $50 in his checking account. That's a mature adult
Successful college grade business owner dood
I'm 41, and I only have $6.57 in my checking account
@@BrandRedactedthat's sad bro start saving money
How is he supposed to beg for money if he has it already, dood! ♿
If he’ll wake up a sick panda Lee to cook for him he’ll wake his wife up. Married 6 years already and he’s incapable of making her a meal….
not really married.. its a show for his ego
2 beds burnells is a true meme
@@dertythegrower fair!! Even a roommate you’d usually have cooked for in a 6 year period 😂
Remember when panda lee was sick but he still woke her up to make him dinner?😂
Kat ain't goint to escape the gout police, pretty sure of that.
Snort Give her a pill and set her out by the road. Super Snort!
He woke her up for more than dinner when she was just a defenceless kid. 😭
The universe revolves around the piggy.
these girls do not sleep with him... he offers young girls a room to play as if they are not room mates.. truly 😂❤
Also never forget that this man convinced kat who was engaged at the time to cheat and leave her man and move across the country to be with him. Dude is a straight up home wreaker.
Subaru man did well out of it - his wife is on another level to kat
@designpatterns8168 I wonder if kat knows he recently got married and if regrets leaving him for phil. Like I guess that's just me. He says he got his morals from being raised by religion or whatever but he walks in and Home wrecks and say I don't want drama or people don't have a reason to hate me. At some point I wonder if people in his family will say something about his behavior
@@autistic8bit203 who cares, kat is a moron, shes a leech who lives of Phil
Kat worked a few extra hours at her part time job last week and Phil is making it sound like she did 100 hour of overtime 😂
Wouldn't be surprised if Pigler made her do 100 hours overtime a week.
And he still made her cook dinner 👩🍳
07:20 LegandaryAracdeRolePlayer in the chat , his friends call him LARP.
lol
Are the alarm bells not going off on Phil’s head? Your wife magically gets sick every time you have a day “off”? Is that not strange to you?……
Lmao singing pound town every time she leaves for "work"
@@Sharkmane25 seeing how unromantic Phil is, I’m sure that just getting any attention from anyone else is fine for Kat to run away
Shit I would be sick too to avoid spending time with the guy
My divorce coin has trebled in the last few days. *chefs kiss*
13:54 “I’ve been doing this for 16 years I’m obviously doing something right if I can still do this for a living… OBVIOUSLY” *begs right after* the irony.
The fact he doesn’t realise she doesn’t want to be anywhere near him. Would rather stay home and say she’s ‘sick’.
DSP. today's checklist
#1 I have to (pee)check the wwe champions leader board. #2 beg for support #3 snort #4 gain sympathy #5 beg for support #6 snort
If only Phil had a way to look up the price of the game... Something like, I dunno, a phone... He acts like he doesn't know the price so he can get more tips. We all know that he doesn't need money. I bet he ate somewhere expensive on his day off. Also, we all know Panda wasn't 18 when they started dating.
He has a pc AND a laptop right next to him dood
“What am I supposed to do for my sick wife”? Husband of the year
"Give her a pill and stop wasting our time"
"she's misserable, on the couch" damn right she is lmao
cooking, cleaning, or laundry? Nah
He's gotta beg for money for Mario dood!
Couldn't he try to cheer her up? Make her smile?
Next week he will get sick with a 4 month cold like last year
probably tomorrow, i think he's worried the event is going to be terrible so it's a great reason to delay or skip it
"all of my bills" lol ok phil ur wwe champions bill is coming up we know
Jaspers the only man in that house.
And Jasper has been fixed
Yeah - a declawed cat, with no balls. ❤
“Donations pay for food that I order out-the ONE day that my wife order out a week”
This boy slipped up
his slow fans fall for that 😂
42 year old child right there
Hahah that 15:27 clarification is golden, he almost slipped.
"Paying for food I order out..." then the eye bulge when he realised what he said and the quick "The one day a week" hahahaha. Glorious
the guy met his wife and girlfriend from being a youtuber
Dude wife could be in the hospital he’d say my backs bad I can’t drive to see her. You guys know I have medical conditions. Okay
Get ready for a night of begging and begging that I don't get to 50 on my first stream.
Disgusting but expected from him
Panda Lee was underage when Phil was talking to her
Cant please her cant alleviate any of her symptoms man this guy just screams husband of the decade
Anything for a buck Phill. 😂
Right? RIGHT?!
OK. Correct.
He never thought big of himself. 🙄
Yep, people who don't think they're big deals usually have business cards that they sign, and think people will work for them for free for clout.
Sure sounded like he was talking about pandalee when he was dissing dr disrespect lol
Wow.. "its nice you shout out dollar tips, other streamers don't do that"
"Its because they are richer than me.." I think that says it all really.. he has to reply to "pittance" because he has less views and donations and not because he wants to (such as the pennies reply) let that sink in dsp fans..
The 50 bit bi*ch clip is timeless
I don’t think Kat is even in the snort fort anymore. I need proof of life.
Snort fort had me cracking up.
I never left my wife’s side when she didn’t feel well. He is damn lucky to have someone that wants to be with him
I love how he selectively responds to the chats that helps his narrative and bans the ones that dont lol
Dude told him to go comfort hes wife and he really use the excuse of "Theres nothing i could do" . My god
"My wife is sick" (said with such venom). He almost forgot to add the "sadly" in 😂
Khet isnt sick she does this a couple times a year she gets tired of her job and has saved up a little money so she acts like she is sick until she gets fired. Then she will spend the next few months playing video games all day until she gets tired of dave and repeats the pattern
"I hate it when things are out of control and you can't do anything to help it." He's been saying this a lot recently as if he hasn't always been defeated for anything requiring even a modest amount of effort. Now that hes over 40 he's acting like his laziness has alway been a profound wisdom.
I’m bet he went down stairs, and stood there being passive aggressive complaining about being hungry, and saying nonsense like, “well, I guess I’ll have to stream without eating dinner, because you’re sick, right? right? I mean I have it hard too, nasal drip, my back *fakes a pain while stretching like a 5 year old* it is what it is, nothing I can do about it, I mean I’m a myan I can’t take days off to be sick, I tough through it. You’re a woman, so ummmm what can I do about it, right? Right? I’m starting to get a headache because I’m hungry. I feel light headed, but I can’t take days off, right? right?”
“Are you sure you can’t make something quick, nothing elaborate, right? right? Like egg salad? But if you’re too sick, ummmm I guess I’ll have to tough it out, right? Jasper Kit-teeee don’t do that, Kat is sick, she can’t play with you, Jasper Kit-tee.”
I cant even with this. It's phil exposing everything that's wrong with him for 10 minutes straight
Phil you have time to sit there and tweet, play wwe champions and even message on the discord…what
I would love to see how much money is in his rainy day fund. I'd say about 37 cents which is just loose change laying around the house.
Why he is so adamant that he’s never talked to someone underage? Just seems weird, the average person would laugh it off and not take it seriously if they truly hadn’t done it before
"Theres nothing i can really do" except comfort and help your wife when shes not feeling well? What an atrocious husband and human being
If only all of DSPs fans would give him a dollar a month for existing, he'd be rich. Then he wouldn't have to mentally abuse them for tips on an hourly basis.
"I'll only talk to you if uou tip me $5. Right now if I guarantee you if that was my policy i would have more money right now." Phil couldn't convince more than a hundred of people to pay $5 once a month for a membership. If that his policy he'd only be talking to OIC.
He doesn’t want to exploit them… that why he has them pay for EVERYTHING! And refuses to get a job? What a nice guy…
I PROMISE all you, he went downstair to tell her to get up and cook just like panda... lol cant comfort his own wife 😂
Also he says he feels you shouldn't think you should be buying his time because hes not like that (probably why he sees his patreon viewers as a burden)
dude make six figures and is begging for game money how his dents fall for this crap is beyond me
He never stops begging
He won't be able to retire at all the way he's streaming.
He lives tip to tip, he’ll never retire. 75 year old begging on stream for tips
Phil "lie by omission" Burnell. He's got money but that cash is earmarked for: Booze you can watch him swill during his "event", over priced Doordash because he's too much of a lazy slug to go out and pick it up himself and of course his ever present mobile game addiction. This playing on other people's sympathy crap is beyond disgusting.
The amount of lying in this video may have set a new record. His car is paid off so he has an extra 3 to 4 hundred bucks. Surely that will cover the cost of one game? Oh wait. That money goes to WWE Champions.
What a strange reaction he had when the larper asked about giving a Nintendo code
He just wants to have a chill, relaxing stream. Also if you don't talk about exactly what I want you to talk about you're banned!
this should cement the fact that phil really only cares about himself
Phil: I think exploitation is wrong
Also Phil
DSP seing a chance to jump on the moral high ground, farming for new dents.
He bought all those vests for nothing he can't wear it because the support is unattainable 😂
$21 for 4 hours “work”💀
he is so lucky i dont live near him.. seriously
I think the exact same thing...doody would have no work lol
His "emergency money" is just money dedicated for WWE champions
everything is "stressful" even everyday common trivial matters. mentally and physically phail is the very definition of 10 ply.
He has to be stopped
DSP insults the Dents/Detractors/The Game/Anyone And Everything...
Also DSP : Support is low...Contribute if you can...
It's funny how he can buy liquor, and order food for the marathon, but doesn't have 30 dollars to invest in his business. This guy is the king of exploitation. He says he wants people to contribute because they like the content, but when he has low support he guilt trips, lies, and begs. So organic. 😂
Not to mention the expensive Italian food. Either buying all that unnecessary stuff on his day off was going to put him in the red and rather than be responsible he expected his dents would pick up the slack, or he's doing fine and making up a story for pity tips. In both cases he's trying to hold Nintendo World Championship hostage to incentivize tips.
I love how Phil considers himself a celebrity 😅
Playing Games while your wife cooks dinner and does laundry supposedly sick: What can i do?
“Shes sooooo sick. Btw help with donos dood”
Anything for this *rubs fingers*
He’s actually saying he can’t get a game without the dents tips. Wild
Begs his audience to buy his games so pathetic
“I’m very fortunate that I get to do this for a living.”
“I didn’t make much money on this stream.”
“I didn’t make much money on this stream.”
“I didn’t make much money on this stream.”
"Hey Kat, I'm taking a break from my stream to make sure you're going to be able to make supper, anyways I'd better get back at it."
"We had $18 delivery pizza after I begged you for money to pay my bills" DSPGaming, 2 days ago.
You know what I always find so funny about his Fallout 4 play through is that he doesn’t get creation club mods, doesn’t get any of the custom free mods on Xbox or do anything to make his gameplay a bit more interesting compared to the vanilla run.
He does the bare minimum and expects max tips
Using his scale Tipping wife to beg for money. Begs for $40 then says he's not expecting anything
The daily projection filled rant.
damn maybe if he didnt gift himself a $400 fighting pad he could buy his own games and get some medicine
Listened to this entire thing. I'm thinking. He's literally just talking about himself.
How does he get through the day with all this stress 😂
You are telling me that the guy that we criticize and he calls us idiots doesn’t have 35 bucks? Man, Phil. Get a job like the rest of us lol
the que on the music with the story was god tier doody thats why i come back here
never mind it might be his music i could be dented
1:53 either he's that lazy that he can't look up a game price which takes 5 seconds or he knows exactly the price but wants his paypigs to give him more than that, and knowing him both are possible
FFVII Rebirth and Dragons Dogma 2 made more money than this, yet he dropped them saying nobody was supporting them
4:44 theres an archive of DSP putting out his TOP RACIST MOMENTS (VOLUME 10)
He made a great case about him being a criminal and a scumbag
What can Phillip do to make a head cold go away? Hmm, not much. However, acting like you give two shits about her might be at least a step in the right direction. He seems more annoyed that she's sick rather than feeling sorry that she's sick. You can spend time with her, ask if she needs anything, Boil some water, make some tea, fix some soup. Tons of things to help at least remedy the situation. You know, act like a freaking husband?!
9:08 his character has that gin head sway going on haha
At some point Khet needs a Pandalee moment and to get out of there
Phil exposed himself for sure😂😂😂😂😂😂 7:32
"Give me money to buy games, then give me more money when I play that game" Such a sad disgusting creature.
11:27 "fooling you into thinking that theyre your friend so they'll get money from you" Stop describing yourself DSP.
Dsp needs to communicate with God and goto Jesus for repentance
Maybe if he didnt doordash 70.00 in italian food 🤔
He doesn't have money for the game? How was he gonna order door dash then?
So he’s getting alcohol and food but hasn’t got money for a switch game
So his wife is sick and this is stressful how? This happens from time to time for everyone, so as a 42 yr old, getting sick and recovering is pretty standard, so this is exclusively a grift?
He will be back tomorrow to beg for another $50
When he was drinking himself to sleep every night depressed and lonely. 🐴💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 6:39
car is paid .. only thing he paid is insurance ??