It’s great whenever he’s on autopilot with the songs (because he’s so damn good) that he doesn’t see the destroyed bridge ahead until it’s too late and he makes the decision to floor it because he’s a professional
@@bodenking I never could get into d&d. Maybe it's bec my imagination blows lol. I could never think of anything to say. Then again I've only tried to play a couple times. I found the lack of structure frustrating. I might try again some day.
This video made me immediately start watching every CZcams short you have ever posted. Thank you. I never knew I needed a punny whipcracking Renaissance performer in my algorithm before today.... But I also low-key, sort of feel like I should have known all along.
There’s nothing hotter than a guy with a fun bubbly comedic personality. He’s already physically hot but this just made him 1000 times more attractive.
@@bigtrina4106I’ve see one. He held eye contact with the camera just a …. LITTLE , TINY BIT… to long. It gave me a shiver, a flashback to college fvckboys. 😂 But ok now I feel ick. I wrote the OP before I saw him playing video games and mention he had a wife. Not that objectifying him if he was single is better…but… blaaah. Whatever! It’s part of his job to be a little sexy, so a I’ll try to give an appropriate compliment and just say “he does his job well”. Yep. And his wife is a lucky lady. 😜
The look of total and utter disappointment he gave that person before doing the song was *needed*. The instant regret that he had when he said “I could whip you” was *everything* though.🤣🤣
Dammit, you make it look SO EASY. Absolutely flawless timing. You have a gift. Well, really, you have multiple gifts, all of which probably got hours and hours of nurturing and practice, and... DAMMIT, YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY. Grumble.
That "ugh, ghhod" at the end was priceless. There were so many levels of regret buried those two syllables... I could just feel the life choices being questioned
I don't understand Renaissance Fairs, nor do I understand how this show became a thing. But I understand that he's cute AF and I'll watch anything he does lol.
I came across a vid the other day, podcast channel called Own Your Awkward, iirc. He did an interview with Jaques and it was an interesting look at how he became who he is.
The key to them is to think of them as fanfiction of mildly medieval setting fantasy stories. They aren't medieval history or Renaissance history they are very much castle and sword themed fantasy fanfiction.
As someone who’s been working for a Renaissance Festival for years, I know how some acts feel about the repetitiveness of their shows. It takes a lot of time to come up with new material that works and entertains an audience. Yes, the “classics” are always wonderful, but we’ve had an act that’s had the same show for over 10 years and I’ve watched her crowd grow smaller and smaller. She was even moved to a stage in a less populated area of a permanent fairground! A lot of Fairgoers are actually regulars who come out annually, interestingly enough, so they’re always looking out for new things. I’ve met people who didn’t even KNOW we had a Renaissance festival in state despite it running for almost 40 years now. Lots of love to all acts and the hard work they put into their shows. Please give them donations whether you enjoyed the show or not because despite how much Renaissance Festivals make from ticket sales, they sure as hell don’t pay their acts as much as they should!
I mean. He really could have stopped when the song got dirty. But no. He threw that "But I'd have to charge" in a deeper more serious voice JUST FOR US. H O W does this man take me from "lol he's so adorable and funny" to "Sir, please, we're in public." In the span of a minute????
that "Ma'am" had the same energy as a "Bruh"
"ugh god" was the sound of this man losing faith in his profession 💀
When he said that he sounded like Sheldon
Fr 😂
@@kingh9962 FRRR
😂😂😂
"I could whip you......"
Immediately regrets all of his life choices
Because then he’d have to charge them for it. 😅
They would be saying yes daddy. Lol
I'LL PAY
@@Manik7227 who wouldn't?? 😂
All of these likes roughly decreased by half each time
Interesting.... well kind of
“Naooo! We only want the classics!” was pure John Mulaney and you can’t tell me any different 😂
i was thinking the same thing
@@jasonophee6153 same
@@oofygoofymcdonalds same
you fucking read my thoughts?
@@dca1940 same
We sure he wasn’t a bard in dungeons and dragons and suddenly popped up into this universe?
when you put all your stats into charisma
Cool idea for a bard tho, his whips are his instruments AND his weapons
Fun fact: he plays dnd
Just as fun fact: his other job is as a reporter for NPR
@@Madoka_The_Witch Time for the Jaques Ze Whipper Bard Build.
It’s great whenever he’s on autopilot with the songs (because he’s so damn good) that he doesn’t see the destroyed bridge ahead until it’s too late and he makes the decision to floor it because he’s a professional
"because he's a professional" that line made the whole entire comment 😂
Nah he was waiting for that one, he went to do it faster than my fish gulp their food lol
(spongebob voice) "FLOOR IT!!!"
@@blazingfire5g421 “Jacques doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional.”
I could not have said it better myself.
I love how his entire show is just him being extremely disappointed in the audience
Kinky
Ren Faire shows in a nutshell lol
You missed ALL the subtlety and the humor christ you 13? 🙄😂
Disappointed in the audience and himself.
*"I could whip you, but I have to charge"*
TAKE MY MONEY!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!
Tf
AND MINE! JAJAJAJ
BRO?
I feel kinda bad because I don’t even take paid whipping others who wish for it ^^’
Bro's a little excited 😅
i have no idea what this is, but he's serving, slaying, giving AND whipping
It's a Renaissance fair.
PBS news caster turned successfull Ren Fair entertainer.
A worthy player for my campaign
i love how you can see the moment he realised
he f up😂
@@nada5584 🤣💀
It was at that moment, he knew, he f’kd up.
Yes. The realization when he realized it made him sound like a gay dominatrix. 🤣 Love it!
I love how he turned it into more of an opportunity.
Priceless
When he looked up, he looked like a guilty child who was still proud of mischief.
That is quite possibly the best description of Jacques I've seen
Absolutely😅
That’s a fantastic line. I may steal it for D&D
@@bodenking totally! Idc, have fun!
@@bodenking I never could get into d&d. Maybe it's bec my imagination blows lol. I could never think of anything to say. Then again I've only tried to play a couple times. I found the lack of structure frustrating. I might try again some day.
“I could whip you- *instant regret*… but I’d have to charge.”
This man is a genius 😂
Regret or mischief
my god, this man has an incredible stage presence. he looks so comfortable up there.
I guess that's why he's on stage...
of course he does, my friend, he's a pro! The audience is the ground and he is the power.
"Alright, man in the back, save us." 😂 little did he know...
guy in the back knew what he was doing ....
The man in the back did really a good job for saving this man’s soul _😉_
Should’ve stuck with SpongeBob lol
The guy behind is usually the one who puts it in & screws it in even deeper usually lol
He was supposed to bring balance to the force.
The way he said “NO! WE ONLY WANTED THE CLASSICS!” sounded so much like John Mulaney I had to listen twice to make sure I wasn’t going crazy
Omg same
this is what I was THINKING
As soon as I heard the Delta Airlines “NYOOO!” I thought he was about to yell “I’m a little FAT GIRL!” 😂💀
Oh, thank God, that wasn't just me.
I don't know I was over on the bench
The absolutely resigned annoyance on his face when he got the milkshakes request 😅
He such a good sport!
Where has this guy been all my life? The algorithm blessed me today
The instant regret at “I could whip you” was perfect! 😂
🚪🏃🏿💨
@@capitalbeat1749 not funny
"But I have to charge" **says it in a deep voice**
Almost as good as when he said he'd "do the single ladies"
@@jennacyanide4872 bro I literally died when he said that😂
“but i’d have to charge…”✋😭
It would be the best money I’ve ever spent!
Are you low on oil? Because your engine is overheating
@@Houd_Vast huh?
@@Houd_Vast is this a pick up line? cus im like 10-
For research purposes.... what's the going rate? 😂
Whoever his wife is, is a very very lucky woman 😂😂😂 bubbly personality and has humor. Love it.
When you're trying to stay seiso while wielding one of the horniest weapons devised by mankind
That's when someone needs to stand up and say "How Much?" Lol
He should pin this comment.
Well according to another clip "a coin or maybe a 20"
@@ShugoAWay 😂😂😂
@@ShugoAWay 🎶 Toss a coin to your Whipper.
@@ShugoAWay toss your whipper a 20 to get whipped? Oh, he’s selling himself short…
I love that he went out of his way to remove 'damn' from the lyrics and in the next line he accidently implies he's a male dominatrix. XD
Is a male dominatrix just a dominator?
Yes, just a dominator
@@MoltenSamurai after dominating session says "I'll be back"
Lol
Accidentally?
Moral of the story: Never trust the "man in the back" to be your wingman.
This video made me immediately start watching every CZcams short you have ever posted.
Thank you. I never knew I needed a punny whipcracking Renaissance performer in my algorithm before today....
But I also low-key, sort of feel like I should have known all along.
Says “darn” instead of “damn” but follows it up with “I can whip you” 😂
386 likes with no reply’s . I’ll change that.
474 likes and one comment let me help
627 likes and only two annoying comments? yeah that’s about how it goes…
It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up
1.3k I will help😊
When one paints oneself into a corner, we get to enjoy the added humor.
You mean mean when one whips oneself into a corner, right? 🤣
@@sexydrea420 😂😂😂
@@sexydrea420 same difference, but yeah.... 😂🤣
This was my introduction to you and I’ve been addicted ever since. The rabbit hole is deep. 😂
The instant regret. You can literally die of laughter and I think you can literally die of regret and embarrassment as well.😂😂😂😂
Love the videos.
“Man in the back, save us”
That dude: lmao no~
LMAO “ma’am.” its so subtle but so funny
That whole bit had big John Mulaney energy.
@@alextorres5584 YES
@@alextorres5584 first thing I immediately thought
« i could whip you but »
I HAD NO CHOICE
My man’s gotta know EVERY song to ever have existed for this. Someone gotta recommend the worlds longest song, it lasts 435 years. 💀
When you give audience power, they take it and run
Boaty Mcboatface
@@coreymiller6717 Excellent example.
With great power comes great responsibility
@@jakubpociecha8819 Uncle ben is the best!
@@coreymiller6717 Yeah R.I.P. Uncle Ben
“I could whip you” lmao
Half that audience is going yes please! Lmao
my man has the whole bakery AND THE TALENT WTFFFF
That pause-resume for "but i have to charge" was so good
i love him censoring himself with “darn right” and then just fully leaning into his misspeak 😂😂
Yup, even his censored stuff is often very much rated R... 😜
What was the og lyrics?
@@ericelestineyorfrylle1525 "damn right"
This guys stage presence is out of the fucking world :D
I like how the Oh god at the end was just him contemplating his life
There’s nothing hotter than a guy with a fun bubbly comedic personality. He’s already physically hot but this just made him 1000 times more attractive.
I quite like the whips.
@@Threemore650kinky- I mean what-
@@Threemore650 Im sorry what
@@Threemore650>.>>>>>>>>
Same
@@Threemore650 same 🥵
The moment you realize you should've just performed SpongeBob lmao
I remember going there every year. The turkey legs are TO DIE FOR
He is so good looking and he is amazing with those whips and he can sing? When did they add a new level of heaven and how can I get in?
Ok, he’s the first performer I’ve ever seen that I’ve thought “I might watch if he did only fans”.
In A Heartbeat! Lol
@@bigtrina4106I’ve see one. He held eye contact with the camera just a …. LITTLE , TINY BIT… to long. It gave me a shiver, a flashback to college fvckboys. 😂
But ok now I feel ick. I wrote the OP before I saw him playing video games and mention he had a wife. Not that objectifying him if he was single is better…but… blaaah. Whatever! It’s part of his job to be a little sexy, so a I’ll try to give an appropriate compliment and just say “he does his job well”. Yep. And his wife is a lucky lady. 😜
@@juliejanesmith57 🐒
LMAO--
It’s so funny seeing how many people are thirsting after a man with a drawn on cartoon mustache. I’m one of them 😅
Her: Let's do something from a kid's show for some wholesomeness!
Dude in the back: *preparing to unleash the chaos*
Bro really said SLAY! 😂🤣❤
God, I love the Maryland Renaissance Festival.
Gyad damn I'm already in love with him BUT THAT DEEP AS 'but I'd have to charge. 'FUCKING GETS MEEEE
God THANK YOU this dude needs to stop being sooo.... I mean his performance was really somethin'!! Fs, fs...
who is he?
@@wayababayaHe’s a performer at a Renaissance fair, I think
@DearestYue A lot of Ren Fairs. Dude has a whole tour every summer. Still waiting to see Shakopee, MN show up...
"I could whip you" instant regret 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Milkshake” is what I call it, the bachelorette party at the strip club/night club/girls night out song of the mid 2000’s. Great times!
I really want him to do the Teletubbies theme song 😭🤚
I love that he stopped and his voice got deeper "but I'd have to charge"
Thats was the sexist part
He kinda sounded like wambus ngl
I love instant regret songs 😂🙈
Him pausing to stick his ass out before he starts was great 😂
The look of total and utter disappointment he gave that person before doing the song was *needed*. The instant regret that he had when he said “I could whip you” was *everything* though.🤣🤣
my man really took "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it" seriously
His, "No, we only want the classics." Had a lot of John Mullaney energy.
Sounded just like him! Lol
I can only hear that now 😂
"WE ONLY WANT YA YA DING DONG!"
Dude I was looking for this comment 😂
Whenever that little astrix shows up with "regret" I just want you to know I start giggling like a schoolgirl and smiling like the devil.
“DARN RIGHT ITS BETTER THEN YOUR’S I COULD WHIP YOU-…….” instantly starts questioning life choices
This man knows EXACTLY what he's doing at all times.
You have to. You are wielding two whips at a time!
If he did it too cleanly, it wouldn't be as funny. And I mean that in the sense of precision and control. Planned chaos is funnier.
His face of "oh my god... Ima regret this" and then followed immediately by his face of defeat before he even starts singing 😂😂
You have such a wonderful sense of humor and light-hearted demeanor!! Thanks for adding humor... but keeping it clean and classy!🙏👍🙏🌞🙏👍🙏🌞😂🤣
I was so busy watching the booty shaking that I forgot to watch the whipping.🙈
Perfect ending.😁
That "ma'am" was more country then a 'bless your pea pickin heart'
“I could whip you”
Could save it by adding “into shape” that way it would just be about exercising
I wonder if he would transition into the Legally Blond song?
it was always about exercising
*Devo has entered the chat*
Yeh, that does not remove the subtext.
Shape it up
"But I'd have to charge.." 😳
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"
Dammit, you make it look SO EASY. Absolutely flawless timing. You have a gift. Well, really, you have multiple gifts, all of which probably got hours and hours of nurturing and practice, and... DAMMIT, YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY. Grumble.
He immediately started questioning his life choices 😂
lol
Guy who requested that is a damn hero
😅😅😅
"And you're like NAOOOO, we only want the ClAaSiCs!!"
That got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
And this is what a chaotic good bard with high dexterity and charisma, yet moderate to low intelligence looks like. It is glorious!
In that moment he's like "I gave up my job to do this full-time"
He love it tho 😄
“Ma’am “ just got me 💀
He's a comedic genius and has such good charisma as well, i like this dude x)
"but I'd have to charge..." I was rolling on the floor DIEING 😂😂
There's an exact moment were there is realization of the lyrics, then the decision to play into it.
"....but I'd have to charge" I died xDD
*I could whip you*
Me: I see why he instantly regretted that now😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂his last line ....I have to charge 😂😂😂😂😂and the look....he knew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That single whip crack of mild amusement and disappointment when Milkshake is requested 😂
I would have been the one to yell out "how much?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the 2 outside dogs....twitching their eyes....
"Im not getting involved but i aint moving either!"
That "ugh, ghhod" at the end was priceless. There were so many levels of regret buried those two syllables... I could just feel the life choices being questioned
I don't understand Renaissance Fairs, nor do I understand how this show became a thing. But I understand that he's cute AF and I'll watch anything he does lol.
I came across a vid the other day, podcast channel called Own Your Awkward, iirc. He did an interview with Jaques and it was an interesting look at how he became who he is.
@@caniscerulean ooh thanks, I'll have to check that out!
They have a lot of activities. Basically they are small cities. This performance is just one small act in the whole festival.
The key to them is to think of them as fanfiction of mildly medieval setting fantasy stories. They aren't medieval history or Renaissance history they are very much castle and sword themed fantasy fanfiction.
ohhhhh YA GOTTA GO SEE IT THEN 😃 cuz only if you know... do you know lol
I don't know who this man is but he's a man of culture. I stan.
"Ma'am."
So much unsaid things in just one word xD
That "ma'am" and "I could whip you *regrets* made my bloody day XD
That went down a rabbit hole you weren’t expecting now didn’t it
Jaques's knowledge of song lyrics never ceases to amaze me
My mustache brings all the boys to the show~
"Man in the back! Save us!"
The man: I'll save these people alright.
" I don't get paid enough for this " 😂😂
As someone who’s been working for a Renaissance Festival for years, I know how some acts feel about the repetitiveness of their shows. It takes a lot of time to come up with new material that works and entertains an audience. Yes, the “classics” are always wonderful, but we’ve had an act that’s had the same show for over 10 years and I’ve watched her crowd grow smaller and smaller. She was even moved to a stage in a less populated area of a permanent fairground! A lot of Fairgoers are actually regulars who come out annually, interestingly enough, so they’re always looking out for new things. I’ve met people who didn’t even KNOW we had a Renaissance festival in state despite it running for almost 40 years now. Lots of love to all acts and the hard work they put into their shows. Please give them donations whether you enjoyed the show or not because despite how much Renaissance Festivals make from ticket sales, they sure as hell don’t pay their acts as much as they should!
Same with orchestras. We are always struggling.
It's the sassiness that has me dead
"I could whip you, but I'd...have to...charge" 🤣
Jacques ze Whipper looking out over the gaggle of horny subs that is apparently his audience: "ugh god..." 💜
I mean. He really could have stopped when the song got dirty. But no.
He threw that "But I'd have to charge" in a deeper more serious voice JUST FOR US.
H O W does this man take me from "lol he's so adorable and funny" to "Sir, please, we're in public." In the span of a minute????
Well, its only Faire.
He was so disappointed. . .and yet SO READY TO DO IT >D
The realization and then regret followes by just going into it and doing s low voice for "but I'd have to charge." Priceless.
“NAOOO! WE ONLY WANT THE CLASSICS!” Pure gold!
And every damn one of us would pay