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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2023
  • My friend came across a comment advertising Dr Aikuzo love spell temple which claimed to have spells that cured Cancer and Aids. This lead me down one of the strangest internet rabbit holes I have ever seen. Prepare for scams spells that fix all your problems, criminal ghosts and more...
    Subsidy & lickey for video danke B)
    MUSIC:
    Jungle - Terraria
    Cave Dungeon - Super Mario 64
    Piranha Creeper Creek - Super Mario 3D World
    Primitive Mountain - Chrono Trigger
    Hard-Working Moles are Good Moles - Super Mario RPG
    Flower Garden - Yoshi's Island
    Grumble Volcano - Mario Kart Wii
    Harvest Dawn - Oblivion
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 231

  • @lampaddict7885
    @lampaddict7885 Před rokem +412

    i wanna see these witch doctors fight each other in a magic fight

    • @code_fishm
      @code_fishm Před rokem +32

      same, I feel like the fight would be remembered for centuries to come

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Před 10 měsíci +13

      ​@@code_fishmHave em face the American crystal healers I guess

    • @AnotherGenericPlayer
      @AnotherGenericPlayer Před 9 měsíci +3

      Some people like you want to watch the world catch on fire

    • @lampaddict7885
      @lampaddict7885 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@AnotherGenericPlayer yeah i do what about it

    • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
      @giorgospapoutsakis5271 Před 9 měsíci

      That's gonna be some Harry potter level chaos

  • @succulent2893
    @succulent2893 Před 7 měsíci +77

    As someone living in South Africa, you can actually see this stuff in person and it's just as funny

  • @yyyy-ml9pr
    @yyyy-ml9pr Před rokem +480

    please never get demotivated becuase of the views your content is amazing

    • @15098D
      @15098D Před rokem +3

      Absolutely, love this stuff

    • @SABBATHSANITY
      @SABBATHSANITY Před rokem +12

      This guy should by at 10 mil subs or more with his content.

    • @aetavism838
      @aetavism838 Před rokem +5

      how has his channel not blown up uet

    • @withoutrhythm4009
      @withoutrhythm4009 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Oh it will be so temporary, I’m expecting this video to be close to the millions by next year if not even more. His videos are so great and it’s just a matter of time before it gets picked up, for good reason too!

    • @nebulawh
      @nebulawh Před 6 měsíci

      this guy's gonna go far

  • @Clone-up2ge
    @Clone-up2ge Před rokem +161

    1:19 damn, Dr Aikuzo has so many daughters, the love spells must really work. Such a potent family! And they all became famous celebrities too ☺❤

  • @QingChina1
    @QingChina1 Před rokem +152

    This also implies that people have to believe this, considering how many of this "medicine" there is.

    • @Lockfly
      @Lockfly Před rokem +19

      Well it's obviously other Africans. Vodoo is common there

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Před 10 měsíci

      ​​@@LockflyProbably more idiots around the world who want simple solutions to their issues. Only difference between stuff like this and crystal healing is the kind of faith around it.

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 Před 9 měsíci +9

      ​@@LockflyAnd Louisiana, the alligators there are smarter than the people.

    • @Lockfly
      @Lockfly Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@fredricknoe3114 lol

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 Před 6 měsíci

      @@fredricknoe3114than the blacks, yah sure

  • @moon-and-star4853
    @moon-and-star4853 Před rokem +56

    man i can't fucking believe Dr. Mutuku would help Reynhard Sinaga of all people

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Welcome Moon & star to this place where herbalism is made.

  • @Someone.or.no-one
    @Someone.or.no-one Před 10 měsíci +15

    "I have not recived protection from the ghosty gropers"

  • @o07t28
    @o07t28 Před rokem +312

    it's a good day when StarvHarv uploads

  • @unoriginalperson72
    @unoriginalperson72 Před rokem +41

    Thank you vague doctor archetype, my incurable case of having autism has now doubled!

  • @HoloKnight
    @HoloKnight Před rokem +71

    I never needed to hear "Ghost Gropers" today, but here we are. Also, love your energy when speaking to them, it's like reading so much bad english trained you for it. Please keep making banger content!

    • @Anev-ms5bn
      @Anev-ms5bn Před 3 měsíci

      The bit about his husband shagging the dog got me 😂😂😂

  • @zing3647
    @zing3647 Před rokem +12

    ring of luck and protection
    +5 defense
    +12 luck
    - defends against divorce only 3 times before breaking

  • @clownh00ker
    @clownh00ker Před 5 měsíci +5

    I'm absolutely cooked rn, the daughter of a Nigerian immigrant, and my extended family fully believes these mfs. This video has me wheezing and in tears🤣

  • @user-qi6pv9jh7o
    @user-qi6pv9jh7o Před rokem +11

    The coolest trolling: ask the witch doctor to help you in big politics.
    Order to curse a president and try to guess a country he is from.
    Let's see how it changes the world

    • @user-qi6pv9jh7o
      @user-qi6pv9jh7o Před rokem +6

      No, not curse, _make him fall in love with you_

    • @Post_Stall_Maneuver
      @Post_Stall_Maneuver Před rokem +4

      ​@@user-qi6pv9jh7o bro just created a light novel plot

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 Před 3 měsíci

      That would be smth I would do if such powers exist and I have them 😂

  • @thurm64
    @thurm64 Před rokem +58

    you should have hired one of them lmao

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 Před rokem +14

      He does not have budget for that, shit costs like a damn car

    • @Killerbangs4
      @Killerbangs4 Před rokem +23

      @@nestalker117 ''Show budget does not exceed 23 yen''

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 Před rokem +2

      @@Killerbangs4 lol

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 Před rokem +1

      A lot of them are scammers and perhaps StarvHarv didnt want to hand over their info to them, hence why he only asked the ones w live chat

  • @SuprememessageNG
    @SuprememessageNG Před rokem +45

    Genuinely these videos help me through these tough times. Harv's uploads are the real good luck spell.

  • @fritzfxx
    @fritzfxx Před 6 měsíci +2

    Professor Puma, MD, here. Im very impressed by your BL2 inspired name art. I will send very powerful spell.

  • @jjj7783
    @jjj7783 Před rokem +40

    Your editing cracks me up consistently, I'm glad I found this channel

  • @BetterCallAlan
    @BetterCallAlan Před rokem +21

    This channel is way too under rated!!!!!!!!!

  • @Grinjoi
    @Grinjoi Před rokem +16

    This channel is like soothouse with one dude and its perfect

  • @nekajuii
    @nekajuii Před rokem +11

    Glad to be part of the new Dr Gunja fan page!

  • @randomtinypotatocried
    @randomtinypotatocried Před rokem +18

    I never got why people want to keep a relationship where their partner is cheating on them

    • @pofuno
      @pofuno Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah that’s the point of the video smoothbrain 😂😂🤡

  • @kedirabdu6913
    @kedirabdu6913 Před rokem +26

    I got introduced to your channel through the lucid dream video. I also watched the Wikipedia video. Your presentation style is funny and unique. With a laid-back approach, it breaks away from the boring monotonous script-reading content that a lot of creators do. Genuine content and funny editing. You, sir, have earned a sub!

    • @Remls
      @Remls Před 7 měsíci +6

      I read this as "I got introduced to your channel through a lucid dream" and was like "yea, sounds about right"

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Remls Could be, who knows?

  • @a.i.l1074
    @a.i.l1074 Před rokem +12

    Been throwing hot rocks at my crush's house to have volcanic sex appeal

  • @fibber2991
    @fibber2991 Před rokem +6

    8:35 i knew i recognized that specific face, phenotype and glasses from somewhere.

  • @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe

    i fucking love doctor gunja

  • @Ninjaluga
    @Ninjaluga Před rokem +5

    The jungle music gives me ptsd of trying to search for a plantera bulb

  • @hochuhleba
    @hochuhleba Před rokem +10

    Now this finally explained the lore of PAYDAY 2

  • @jrmckim
    @jrmckim Před 9 měsíci +7

    Your southern accent was pretty good! Ive noticed brits do better southern accent than American northerners.

  • @luxtayii3473
    @luxtayii3473 Před rokem +10

    This is possibly one of the most engaging of your videos yet. 21 minutes 8 secs and I watched it all. Keep it up!!!

  • @azxr_
    @azxr_ Před rokem +16

    Keep up the great work, StarvHarv, your videos are always a delight to watch!

  • @securityboy122
    @securityboy122 Před rokem +5

    oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

  • @CaffeinatedDinosaur
    @CaffeinatedDinosaur Před rokem +7

    Definitely my favourite Dr. Gunja fan page

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina Před rokem +7

    8:29 If these spells actually existed, creeps like him would be their ideal market. So it's a damn good thing that these people are _just_ fraudsters.
    Edit: This comment was _before_ I got to 9:43. _Jeez!_

  • @razpootis5802
    @razpootis5802 Před rokem +4

    Watch out Gandalf, your days are numbered.

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 10 měsíci +5

    Genius video. At 13:52 you even found one of the videos my friend made when we were 10. That's the only plausible explanation of how this exists
    Edit: rewatched this 14h later

  • @Relujak
    @Relujak Před rokem +6

    Wake up Honey StarvHarv uploaded

  • @MercuryTheVexilliologyNerd

    most amazing small channel ever

  • @BelelEscabel
    @BelelEscabel Před 6 měsíci +3

    Dr. Gunja helped me cure my depression. He casted a Depression-Be-Gone voodoo spell and now I am a happy man with many women and chicken in his life. Thank you, Dr. Gunja.

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster Před rokem +8

    holy SHIT the editing on this one is amazing. the jokes are on point

  • @nyki8056
    @nyki8056 Před rokem +6

    dr gunja our god and savior

  • @milgos5269
    @milgos5269 Před rokem +4

    8:04 ok this is some dark souls shit.

  • @_sSolid
    @_sSolid Před rokem +8

    >mfw I am the friend
    Veri gud vidio and many thanks for share dr gunja

  • @sssawfish1403
    @sssawfish1403 Před rokem +8

    4:26 Seeing dallas and chains as a couple is fucking cursed

  • @shrubbery347
    @shrubbery347 Před rokem +3

    0:31 "That's a nice argument senator"

  • @lukasbrucas3027
    @lukasbrucas3027 Před rokem +5

    These videos are amazing. Nice to see this channel is gaining traction!

  • @0DHatesInfants
    @0DHatesInfants Před rokem +6

    I found your channel a couple weeks ago, and your content is really good, keep on improving. Love your content!

  • @user-gn1cl9ix7p
    @user-gn1cl9ix7p Před 3 dny +1

    "Astrologer Jairam I am in tiers" 😆

  • @Idkwhattoputhere...306
    @Idkwhattoputhere...306 Před rokem +3

    0:53 Whoever shat that one mustve been in so much pain

  • @Jesus-oz7eh
    @Jesus-oz7eh Před 6 měsíci +2

    the editing is a lot nicer than I expected, you deserve way more subs dude wtf 👏

  • @bowiee8290
    @bowiee8290 Před rokem +4

    Bro just gets these ideas out of nowhere

  • @Ray_Bert
    @Ray_Bert Před 7 měsíci +1

    17:05 bro was so flabbergasted his british accent disappeared

  • @albert6970
    @albert6970 Před rokem +4

    8:36 I understand why he needed the magic

  • @athena5873
    @athena5873 Před rokem +2

    All of these videos are so excellently made, rly hope yr content gets more attention going forward

  • @geo2837
    @geo2837 Před rokem +7

    you are so underrated. wow. keep it up man

  • @Paul_The_Writer
    @Paul_The_Writer Před rokem +3

    These videos are top notch, dude! Keep it up, no matter if the view count doesn't seem that promising at first!

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace Před 7 měsíci +1

    3:02 Appreciate to see another Money wizard from shadow gang. We love casting spells.

  • @PlutoTheSynth
    @PlutoTheSynth Před rokem +3

    We stan Dr. Gunja

  • @famergamer4206
    @famergamer4206 Před rokem +7

    Yes a lovey day when starvharv uploads

  • @user-ft9ul5ul5v
    @user-ft9ul5ul5v Před 4 měsíci +1

    We in exUSSR also have those. They have their own little 'universities' with wacky 'diplomas' which are sent to them because they guessed who is alive and who is dead from 6 to 8 photos.

  • @MylesMor4les
    @MylesMor4les Před rokem +8

    Can it fix thumb in pants?

  • @Hamido-
    @Hamido- Před rokem +3

    This Channel Gonna Go Up Real Hard And I'm All For It.

  • @tap1148
    @tap1148 Před 9 měsíci

    Favourite channel rn ngl

  • @bluesquadron8667
    @bluesquadron8667 Před rokem +3

    Oh boy Dr. Gunja and I live in the same city, I couls go visit him

  • @serenitywingss
    @serenitywingss Před rokem +1

    just subscribed. man, this is gold

  • @thenotyoer5321
    @thenotyoer5321 Před rokem +3

    this channel is a gold mine

  • @jemagif78
    @jemagif78 Před rokem +4

    your content is a hidden gem!

  • @rokoradanovic8177
    @rokoradanovic8177 Před 6 měsíci +2

    while the video is obviously very funny and well paced ofcourse, i would like to add that the editing and visual gags really make it amazing viewing as a package
    tl;dr: casting haitian voodoo more view spell

  • @GPWMC
    @GPWMC Před rokem +3

    he recognized the 50 shades screenshot

  • @kilotango6726
    @kilotango6726 Před 9 měsíci

    Thank you for unearthing these odd and exotic online specimens

  • @mitchmarq428
    @mitchmarq428 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Loving the Terraria music

  • @asantaimeep
    @asantaimeep Před 6 měsíci +1

    Dr Gunja my beloved.

  • @elite13-37
    @elite13-37 Před rokem +2

    Your videos are so great

  • @kesorangutan6170
    @kesorangutan6170 Před rokem +41

    I can excuse scamming people with broken marriages but scamming cancer or HIV patients is just immoral.

  • @kohorion.1326
    @kohorion.1326 Před rokem +2

    Another banger of a video ❤

  • @Taskicore
    @Taskicore Před rokem +12

    Mate you should start a Patreon cuz your content has the potential to blow up and I don't want CZcams to suddenly demonetize everything on you lol

  • @GorVala
    @GorVala Před 6 měsíci +2

    What the 8:54 Jackson forgot to mention is that he was homeschooled😂😂 ( meaning that girl is his cousin or sister)😅

  • @Eldd.
    @Eldd. Před rokem +5

    11:23 Where can i download this ck2 cheat menu?

  • @jhypyro
    @jhypyro Před rokem +1

    This was the best 20 minutes of my life.

  • @Tegrius88
    @Tegrius88 Před rokem +3

    7:37 Golden Grin Casino Holy based

  • @FeatheredCreature
    @FeatheredCreature Před 5 měsíci +1

    8:34 well that was not the plot twist i was expecting.

  • @gayforbrae5693
    @gayforbrae5693 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Become a tiger in bed?
    I didn’t know Africa had furries

  • @belindaloney8839
    @belindaloney8839 Před 5 měsíci

    I just got done playing Terraria all day. Decided to watch some CZcams. At the start of the video I hear Terraria music. I'm being haunted.

  • @nestalker117
    @nestalker117 Před rokem +2

    The editing is hilarious

  • @Slickdown
    @Slickdown Před 9 měsíci

    The background scenery in those videos is so underrated lmao😂

  • @niklasmalcharczyk
    @niklasmalcharczyk Před rokem

    Your content is so good

  • @Atollic
    @Atollic Před rokem +4

    StarvHarv is the best youtuber hands down.

  • @slowdownex
    @slowdownex Před 6 měsíci +2

    Google will accept money to advertise pretty much anything.

  • @kartoffelkaiser322
    @kartoffelkaiser322 Před rokem +1

    This is the type of video that makes people subscribe - which is why i just did

  • @whitecrown22
    @whitecrown22 Před 9 měsíci +1

    genuinely the funniest guy on youtube

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 10 měsíci +2

    My sense of humor do are have an are mad
    Edit: so what I wanted to write is the first 5 minutes are pretty much the common Russian miracle scam network, the rest though...

  • @chrischeezy7316
    @chrischeezy7316 Před rokem +6

    Hi

  • @_AstaLily
    @_AstaLily Před 9 měsíci +1

    Lol I got an aids notification from CZcams on this video

  • @ashtremble
    @ashtremble Před rokem

    This channel will blow up, just watch

  • @trala8911
    @trala8911 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I wonder what would happen if you asked him to cast a spell to make HIM win on gambling so that he need never charge for his services again 🤔

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Před 7 měsíci +2

      The devs closed this loophole so they can't do this now :(

    • @cowel8734
      @cowel8734 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@pencilcase8068lol 😂

  • @ukeedge2761
    @ukeedge2761 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The turd it spose to be a San Pedro cactus

  • @horse6921
    @horse6921 Před rokem

    great vids awesome editing

  • @azfk
    @azfk Před rokem +4

    NEW STARVHARV!

  • @TungstenLeek
    @TungstenLeek Před rokem +1

    video goes hard

  • @Kindal0ner
    @Kindal0ner Před rokem +3

    A great day when you upload because your videos are funny and edits are good 👍

  • @pihuynanik
    @pihuynanik Před rokem +2

    was there before Million subscribers