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Yeah, this is the first ace meme compilation i found here, which is in fact a big step forward.
Ikr? I'm so glad there's finally memes that I can relate to! ^-^
SAME!
:3
Makes a change to the cringe compilations
There are actually a decent few. There's a channel that does r/suddenlygay reddit posts who also does posts about other sexualities.
random person:
wait youâre ace? what are you, a plant?
me, in the middle of photosynthesis:
whatever gave you that idea
Claire the Renegade sometimes in tge summer I pretned to be a tree in the pool. Its very relaxing
Aha, I shall try that next summer
what about Homosynthesis?
@@The_gay_cousin yes I go through homosynthesis
i mean i literally had green hair for a while.. guess i'm like a wad of grass or something
Person: so you think guys and girls are hot?
Me, an asexual biromantic: well, yes but actually no.
Same! I know the struggle đ€
Me too! I relate so much
I thought I was the only one who felt like this!!
Mood dude!
I can relate to that
Me: introverted, asexual, atheist
Me: starting to think I just don't like people
What a mood
this is, no joke, me.
I am introverted, aro-ace, and have no real specific religious beliefs, also I just don't like people. They annoy me, I would rather be alone. Not that all people are bad or anything, I just strongly prefer to be alone. Alone forever sounds good to me! But I do have 3 friends that I like being around. And a family I have to live with because I am 16, they are mostly ok. Lol this got longer than I thought it would, I am a descriptive person. :)
@@meyerswhyte Twin brother? Sorry I don't know what you mean.
@@meyerswhyte oh ok, it's fine haha. No need to apologize. It is actually kind of cool to find someone with so many things in common. :)
My dad: doesnt want me to get married
My mom: Doesnt really care
Me, an asexual: *i see this as a win-win!*
My mom doesn't want me to get married and she doesn't care about what I am as long as I'm a fine human who can stand on her own. As AroAce I see this as a win win and I'm grateful.
my dad wants me to get married and have lots of grandkids so like...cuddle partner and mitosis?
@@lemon-ricotta3041 lol
Yes, my mom lets me choose what to do with my life.
same here ^^ although my mom still thinks that i do experience attractions to others and lectures me about my friendships with the opposite gender and how i will eventually feel a certain way towards them....of wich i definitely dont....hopefully they will understand that i dont feel that way....and im not that old yet so hopefully theyll be okay with onlymy sister giving them grandkids ^^
Me: *tries to explain Iâm Asexual*
My Mum: I love you, even if youâre a lesbian
My dad: What
lmao i love this
Sounds like my mum lol she says she supports me but is never actually listening to what I'm saying.
@@coffeepoweredkatie6290 same
OMG SAMMME... My stepmother did the same thing so I just said no and dropped it... It's been a couple years since that happened damn
This is literally my parents when I told them.
Mom: "who you texting and smiling? Is that your boyfriend???"
"I want grandchildren when you grow up!"
Me: *sweats in aroace*
She can get a grand puppy or grand kitten.
My mom even knows I'm asexual and very very rarely romantically attracted to anyone (like twice in my life) and she still has started to mention grandkids more and more...
My mom always does this and every time I'm just texting my friends lol
@@xxlix437 Me too, I am ace, and for some reason, I get romantically atracted to people so rarely they think i am aro lol
@@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 You are probably grayromantic
Others: "Not having sex is unhealthy for you"
Me: "Guess I'll die"
@Riley Harper It slightly increases your chances of dying at any given time, but it's not an amount that's worth fretting over. It's negligible.
@Riley Harper yeah, because of stress relief and whatnot. It's not really a difference but people really be acting as if they'll die if they don't have sex every other day
I think if you work out instead of sex it'd actually not affect your health or how long you'll live
@@yunagamerz7336 working out is exhausting though, lol. I'd rather eat cake
@@SnorriSnibble Same
Also people think that sex is what makes us human but no it's not it's cooking no other animal cooks their food
Tiana Morgan more like we have technology that lets us make cake and memes,
Yep. Dolphins fuck for fun, but they ainât human!
@@jayvalenz9447 PREACH!!
Cake
False
Honest, all us asexuals should just get together and make a gigantic cake and eat it together
Some noob with a channel YES I WANNA GET THE INGREDIENTS
I'll help °^°
Epic_carl * ok do you wanna get the eggs with me?
Cat Hits Juul let's do it
Epic_carl * yEAH
I don't feel sexual attraction but I do get the strong urge to hug people that I find asthetically pleasing.
Me. Too
*hugging is love hugging is life-*
Omg same. Thatâs why I thought I was straight
On behalf of all our ace friends, I've moved your likes from 69 to 70
OMC!! Ikr!! When I see beautiful and aesthetically pleasing people my heart just starts beating so fast especially when they are cute, I like that feeling. I'm AroAce but I have eyes for beauty.
Person: asexual people dont exist
Me: Uno reverse card
Person: *dissapears*
Now that's an outstanding move
@@Segen_Bell lol yeah
Pfffffđđđ
Some Person: Are there any boys you like?
Me: no
Some Person: Huh? Really? So you must like girls then.
Me: ... no
Some Person: *visible confusion*
Literally my parents
Shannie the Nerd is it normal if I identify as asexual (I donât feel any sexual attraction towards anyone) but I do like people in a romantic way ? Sorry if I made mistakes Iâm French
@@neptunevol6 Of course! Asexuals can still experience romantic attraction unless they are aromantic. I am asexual and aromantic so I don't experience sexual or romantic attraction.
@Mayzem Channel Seeing as your question's already been answered, all I have to say is that your English is very good, I wouldn't even have guessed you were French if you hadn't said. So, great job! đ
When you realize you've had this conversation for the 9,999th time... đ¶
Asexuals' starter pack: Having a black hole instead of a regular stomach
I'm aro/ace yet I'm hardly ever hungry, I'm so confuzzled đ
âą M Ăž n s t e r âą C a n d e h âą sameđđ
@@mnstercandeh665 wait what the h e c k
Is this a thing? Cuz that's litterally me O_O
I need my cake ;m;
I need my sweets or I'm not functional... Dunno how y'all do to not be hungry. I spend my life in a quest to find food
teacher: *the test very easy, everyone got an A*
Asexuals: **intense heavy breathing**
Pffff đ
lmao this took way too long for me to get xD
@@nonhic lol
@@nonhic what does it mean?
I don't get it
Me an Asexual: figures out I want to study Anatomyđ
Realizes I have to study *all* of AnatomyđŹ
Thats why i don't wanna study that...
Me, an asexual that enjoys joke-flirting: ;)
Person: ;)
Me: ;0
Person: *makes actual advances*
Me: wait wh-
Exactly, thank you for this comment
I FEEL PERSONALLY CALLED OUT
Thatâs exactly how it issssss.
Uh yas
Me: *you werenât supposed to do that*
My frickin' sociology teacher said to my face that I was lying about never experiencing sexual attraction, that all humans experience sexual attraction, and that asexuals aren't real. I told him "Guess I ain't real and therefore don't need to be in your class then." and got up and walked out. He was a college professor for sociology and psychology. He should have known better. I wasn't gonna deal with that kind of discrimination from him. A lot of people are also still convinced that I'm dating my best friend, WHO IS ALSO ACE ARO. The straights in my high school picked on me for being ace aro and the guys would constantly ask how I knew I didn't want to have sex if I never tried, and the LGBTQ+ community kept trying to convince me that I was a closeted lesbian or something. Either way, I didn't feel liked or accepted by either group. Heck, I was flat out called a nun on multiple occasions. I'm glad that my mom finally got the point. She herself told me that good food is better than sex and that I ain't missing out on much. My best friend's dad is convinced that asexual=plant and that we are secretly having sex.
Lolypop B333 damn.... Just damn... You should probably move schools
@@krystalk5312 Don't worry. I don't go their anymore.
Oh my God... Humans are sometimes so dam stupid, I can't even. Best of luck and light in your life.
Aye, heteros are quite bothersome.
Damn, stories like this make me glad that when I told my mom 20 years ago "I don't really want to get married or have kids, I'll just be a cool uncle to my siblings kids." She was like, OK. Even if she secretly believed that "eventually he'll find the right girl", I never felt any pressure to be allo.
Asexual Bi/Pan/etc-romantics: Why can't I find someone nice who's happy just kissing and cuddling?
same
Fucking honestly. đ€
This-
This is me-
I'm a demiromantic, and I wanna do that so bad
not pan but omni and thats just- true
Iâm Ace and I just want a forever roommate who isnât interested in anything more than cuddling!đ€đ€đ
Yes yes yes, and for some reason no one seems to understand this :)
I almost liked this until I realized it was stuck at 68 likes and there's probably a reason for that
that's more than a mood at this point
Same, I just want a friend to be chaotic with and make stuff out of random wire and epoxy, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Sameeeeeee! I just want cuddles, and chocolate in life and yet society somehow doesn't understand that
There are two things Asexuals love. Cake and dragons. And that's the tea.
And garlic bread XD
and garlic bread
Also tea
Bunny Ninja we love tea too
Bunny Ninja Iâm autistic and dragons is one of my fave things and my fave food is chocolate cake
F u l l y c o n v i n c e d
Lol I remembered my fem classmate told me that asexual people does not exist and I will find love one day.
First off, they exist, secondly, yes I will find a love someday but that doesn't change anything
@@lemonwedge5209 it is. Because I can't compromise on sex but people don't like that. They think that's all there is to a relationship.
Nobody said love has to be a person.
I want to marry my fucking bed.
@@YuubiTimberwolf mood
@Astrophile Bibliophile thank you! đ
@@YuubiTimberwolf God, right? I'm constantly telling my bed that it was fantastic last night ;D
my classmate: are you bi
me: no
classmate: straight?
me: no
classmate: gay?
me: no
my classmate: ..... pan?
me: no,, opposite
classmate: visible confusion
yessssssssssssssssssss
lol yes
This actually happened to me lol
YOURE POT!!!
Lol yes
My peers: Youâre not Asexual itâs just a phaseâ
Me: (âŻÂ°âĄÂ°)âŻïž” â»ââ»
I love that emoticon sm
It's so cute (âż^âż^)
How to spot the ace in the room:
-put some cake on the table
-see who goes feral
I will
Put a meat dish on a table
Works well on me
I actually donât even like cake that much either lmao
I read these comments and I feel like âhomeâ
put any asian cuisine on the table
Me: đČđŠ
As an asexual I reproduce with spores
Peeps come on. Budding all the way
Mitosis is best
*change my mind*
Pyro
I reproduce by cell division from millions of years ago.
I donât reproduce, I have achieved means of immortality and omnipotence.
This is the best comment in this whole fucking section lmao
Gay: I like boys
Lesbian: I like girls
Bisexual: I like both
Pansexual: I like all of them
Omnisexual: I like all of them but one is better than the others
Asexual: I like dragons and cake
*wheeze* TOO TRUE
The fact that this ace is literally me
And sword, big sword, don't forget them
Now I feel like taming a dragon with cake
Taming a dragon with cake,
Then going on fun adventures with a massive sword
Never occurred to me how much gaslighting aces can get. As a kid/teen/adult everyone thinks they know how you "really" feel.
So I have descoverd that most of my fellow asexuals enjoy the following:
1. Sleep
2. Food
3. Dragons
4. Drawing, especaly is drawing dragons.
5. Coming out and actualy freaking be acepted!
6. Cake
I've seen on the internet that a lot of ace's like space, too đ
Omg that's so me ahah
Check, check, check, check, check, check. Well there you have it. Iâm definitely ace lmao
Yus and music for me at least
Me in a nutshell
Iâd just like to point out that asexual is having no sexual attraction but we can still be straight, gay, lesbian, bi, pan, etc.
Aromantic is having no romantic attraction
Are asexual watching 18+ vids?? Like hentai or somethin'??
*THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT*
btw i'm a straight ace
@@nozomifurukawa1988 Some of them, maybe? It's just sexual ATTRACTION that asexuals as a whole don't feel, not sexual feelings in general. Some aces are completely sex repulsed to the point of being uncomfortable watching sex scenes on TV. Other aces have fetishes unrelated to attraction and even have libidos, which is pretty much the equivalent of being hungry but seeing nothing appetizing in the fridge. :/
actually some asexuals have sexual attraction but in low quantity or under some circumstances or it's like a flash and it ends too fast :)
I'm a Heteromantic Ace and I get labido. I take care of it myself and the idea of anyone helping me is lowkey upsetting. I can usually go like a month without doing anything and I guess that's a long time to allos.
I should've realized I was asexual earlier on in life. All the signs were there, but I was too busy eating cake to realize.
I can relate too much
Me: "So yeah I'm a heteroromantic asexual."
Person: "So you're straight. You aren't in the LGBTQIA+ community if you're straight."
Me: *"No."*
And what of straight trans people? Lol they haven't thought this through
@@Cyberwar101 They really havenât, have they
I mean if allies can be in the community why can't aces and aros? Right?
@@Segen_Bell Exactly.
Yee, stop erasing ace spec peopleâs identities.
Mom:who your boyfriend
Me: right here
Mom:honey that's a cake
Me:exactly
Lol
Thanks
I have I giant teddy bear named Dusty that I tell people is my boyfriend if they refuse to accept that I don't have a boyfriend. Works like a charm.
Funny
friEND.
best friEND.
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
only cake has no end. cake is forever.
The Cake is eternal.
PRAISE THE MIGHTY CAKE
And dragons, dragons have no end.
Books = âŸ
Husband sounds like husbEND.
So being a gay ace means I have have a wife, right?
My parents: Want grandchildren.
Me: asexual, aromantic
My sister: Wants to adopt.
Me: Yeah so good luck with that getting biological grandkids thing, the family bloodline probably ends with us.
It's up to my sister or brother idk mom
@@tacosnek899 Understandable, I approve! đ
@@aubriethegreat8175 lol
I'm an asexual who doesn't like cake . Quite the scandal actually .
I- wha- UNACCEPTABLE
I'm ace but for some reason most icing is too sweet for me other than chocolate ;^;
I love cake but i can't eat some kinds because a lot of types makes my stomach hurt- my favorite is cheesecake cause it usually doesn't have a lot of stuff on it when my nana makes it đ
@@antsydragonyeah I don't really like frosting cause pretty much every kind of frosting (besides whipped cream but idk if that really counts) makes my stomach hurt from the sweetness :[
@@loulikesfrogs_3579 oh yesss, I relate to this so much. I love cake but the icing makes me kinda wanna vomit :(
Tho I'm getting used to whipped cream
4:53 âImagine having to be attracted to everyoneâ
*SWEATS IN PANROMANTIC ACE*
Edit: I made this comment when I still though I was panromantic instead of aro, I do experience aesthetic attraction though so I can still appreciate peoples beauty. All of yâall are still valid though and I donât know how you deal with people being so hot all the time.
Nope Nopity-nope same
ME
Other ace pans! Yey, I'm not alone
Hedvig Grimstad Sunde Lmao when I figured out I was panromantic I told my other ace friend excitedly and they were just like wtf I am too
Thereâs more of us than you think I guess lol
honestly, same
My family: I can't wait till you have kids!
Me, an asexual: Yeah... about that...
They are getting a grand kitten
@@professorrosenstock5026 or pupper... maybe a birb
artificial insemination. If the world seems like it won't blow up thats what I plan on doing.
I can relate đ literally
I don't know how to come out the closet
(I don't know how they'll react )
@@zenri5363 what about adoption?
Nobody:
Not one person:
When asexuals realize that they will always have periods:
Edit: y'all it's a joke pls dont get hypocritical of it
Dude I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY
Yeah nah mate. Nice shot but you missed the mark.
1) we can have kids still. Just because we're not sexually attracted to anyone doesn't mean we can't still have kids with our partner if we want them.
2) The Pill. It exists. And you don't have your period if you skip the sugar pills.
3) Experiencing no sexual attraction isn't gonna stop Menopause.
Laughs in male asexual
@@derpiermule7695 *cries in female Asexual*
Ketan Pethe *consoles in female ace solidarity*
"So are you gay?"
Me, a homoromantic ace gal: Yes, but actually no
Lol
Im bi-romantic and they say... No ur just bisexual, stop inventing things
@@xd._.28234 we arenât inventing! Everyone is one of this: aromantic, heteroromantic, biromantic, homoromantic, panromantic and a lot more. Itâs just that this world is oversexualised and most people only care about sexual attraction and orientation. What about sensual, romantic, platonic and aesthetic attractions? đ
@@user-ng8gm9pb4v well, they don't exist for them
đ
@@xd._.28234 đ
@@user-ng8gm9pb4v ikr
I mean i don't need to fuck to be happy, i told my ex i was ace and he didn't take it well
Also he turned toxic so i dumped him đ
plot twist: the cake is a lie
Zea *oh no*
**surprised Pikachu face**
I still use dead memes fite me
Shhh. Donât tell anyone. Itâs a cover for our world domination.
@@TheElf_Online and cookies. . . Soft cookies
For me it's just sweets in general đ
Me, closteted and in denial: "Haha if I don't relate to these memes that PROVES I'm not ace!"
This video: is hella relatable
Me: *_fuq_*
i'm not fully in the closet.. my mum knows i told my dad.. but he just doesn't seem to get it at all đ€·ââïž
I'm just confused and been searching for what I am and am discovering now that I'm probably ace romantic. I've been in denial for about 7 years. I relate to all of them except about being alone. I want to be with someone forever. But even if I completely figure it out, I will stay in the closet from my family.
Lmao
@@watkinscarrie6242 It can be hard. It took me nearly two years of web trawling at 1am to finally label myself as Ace. Another two years to feel comfortable about it (and not hate myself). And another year on top of that to accept Iâm Aro as well (I used to label myself as demiromantic). Iâve finally gotten to the point where I see myself as completely separate to Allosexuals - I just donât understand them sometimes. đ Like why are people in a relationships where they have nothing in common, donât respect each other, and arenât friends... whatâs the point?!?
- Do you have a boyfriend? đ
- No, never đ
- Oh... You're lesbian? đ€
- Nooo đ
- It's not possible, you cannot love nobodyđ
- I love caaake đ„ș
Gecko is love. Snek is love. Dragon is love. Frog is love. Reptile is love. Food is love. Deal with it
Water is also love
Dad: You dont need to be scared of dating. You're not one of those asexuals are you?
Me: đđđ
OOF
My dad in a nutshell
@@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 I relate too much to this one
Mom: "I support what you choose"
"Ok tha---"
Mom: "But I also know you'll find someone someday or maybe the friendships with your guy friends will grow into caring and more and you'll probably like them"
Grandma: "You WILL have grandbabies. I want grandbabies. "
"...Thanks for the support."
đđđđ
"I'll always support you, but first I'm gonna take away your only means of support:
your f***ing LEGS."
I'll play F in major. Ling Ling feels your pain.
Update: she still says ill have kids and then when pointed out switches to my Python as my "baby", so maybe she's learning and she's making accidents or is doing lame cover ups, no idea! Hard to tell. She seems really stuck on the whole baby thing when she gets into it, then remembers when I say smthn.
*GIVE ME GRANDBABIES YOU BAG OF FLESH FOR CHBGDDE CGVCYEVG*
This explains so much about my obsession with cake. And dragons. But mostly cake.
To all my fellow aces: Y'ALL ARE BEAUTIFUL AND VALID, NEVER DOUBT THAT!
Why, thank you! :)
Dragons and cake are the best though, no doubt.
And since you've basically covered everyone but yourself: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND VALID TOO, AND DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT THAT EITHER!
Aww thanks đđ
Yah sure
Cakes and dragons may be cool but have you ever considered...
A DRAGON MADE OUT OF CAKE đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±
@@undeadteadrinker OMG YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! Let's do it! Let's eat a dragon shaped cake!! Not make, cause I can't bake, but if can that would be great!
my asexual part in my demisexuality: *visible happiness*
Fellow presumably human being, I approve of your message, for I, too, am a demisexual.
Ace starting pack: Being confused about your sexuality before you knew the term 'asexual' because you feel attraction towards whatever gender you just don't want to have sex. So you enter this loop of "Maybe I do like this gender" and "I just think they are pretty and I am being influenced"
Iâm heteromatic ace , BUT I DID QUESTION MYSELF! I was like âI like men! But I feel like thereâs something else to it? Girls r pretty but I just donât like them like that so I donât think Iâm wlw? What if Iâm trans ? But I like being a girl -? I just donât like sexâ and a few months later I discovered what ace was and I was low key really happy bc I felt related !
At school I went into the hallway and yelled, âBLACK, GRAY, WHITE, PURPLE!â
Someone: âwhat?â
Me: âoh nothingâ
I won't have the conference
lol my school colors are the ace flag colors
Small PSA: SOME ASEXUALS ARE STILL INTERESTED IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP
Woo another homoromantic Asexual! Hecc yeah
Adrian Cerny
[Tik Tok Joke]
My heart:
âI like
GIRLS
YEAH ALL I REALLY WANT IS GIRLS
AND IN THE MORNIN ITâS GIRLSâ
My no no square:
âI like:
â
Hello! I am as well. ^ïżŠ^
Biromantic Ace and happy with the girlfriend my parents don't know about
@@ferrin6326 Bi Ace over here too :DR
Me being an ENFJ loving, and talking to people: *makes sure everyone is doing okay or tries to help*
Them: What? You're into me or smthg?
My asexual ass saving me: Nope. :)
Me but in INFJ
I am soft INFP asexual stereotype
@@viktoria7958 YES SAME
10:04 apparently you guys really donât hear this from someone whoâs not ace/aro so here ya go
IâM PANSEXUAL AND YAâLL ARE VALID. THANK YOU.
and also if youâre wondering what a pan peep is doing at an asexual comp itâs cause these memes are funny as hell back off
Fellow presumably human being, I approve of your message, though I am not fully of your sexuality nor the object of this meme compilation's.
Thank you!
as a pan ace y e s
Can you confirm that sexual attraction is real and not one big prank?
@@estherriley6879 yeah I would like that too
My ant: I can't wait to be a great ant for your kids.
Me an asexual: (asexual panicking inside) đŹđđŒ
*this bloodline dies with me*
/adoption maybe(?) but your choice/
@@daydreamfuel5781 Ehh no I don't particularly like children, but other aces may want them. So as far as I'm concerned, *my bloodline is going to die with me.*
I was so confused by the "ant" thing, I had to read it about 3 times
Your ant
*me at school*
my teacher: *starts asking me about my love life* * teasing me about having a secret boyfriend*
me and my friends that know im assexual: *burst into laughing tears*
everybody else in the classroom: ....
i mean u can still have a boyfriend if u are asexual
That was very unprofessional of your teacher.
@@user-uu3dl3nj4e its not like I have any interest either lol
@@the_aberration7398 He jokes around like that, we are teenagers and he is was our tutor.He is an art teacher so he is very wellspoken and outgoing. We always had deep convos and he always tried to look out for us. Overall a great teacher and is one of the only tutors I've had that was willing to stand up againts other teachers for misstreatments, and unfair and too many homeworks.
I get why you thought that was unprofessional tho, if he didnt have such a close impact and thought of us as his responsability and to most of us a father-like person, then I would of think it was weird too.
On another note, he started joking about it because a couple of students in my class where going to italy for a student exchange org. (including me) so my teacher was like, "YouR goIng to geT aN iTALIAn BoYfRieND" it was more as a tease rather than asking people about their private relationships.
In my opinion if u have a strong bond with a teacher then you can ask them about other stuff too, just dont share super personal details. Just come to them if you feel like you need help. That has helped a tonf of people I know, especially if their parental figure wherent super present in their life. So its good to have someone to give you adivce from an adult perspective.
sorry if this came off as defensive lol.
My friends : "we have love what do you have "
Me: "cake "
and dragons, dont forget the dragons
"How do you know that you're not interested in sex if you haven't tried it?"
I dunno, Joanne, I also haven't tried crack cocaine and I'm pretty sure that it won't be in my best interest to do so.
The claim that asexuals love cake finally convinced me that I'm ace.
J/k, most of these memes were really relatable. But also yeah... I do love cake a lot...
Cake is best
Gotta say, not the biggest fan of regular cake. Ice cream cake, however...
@Browniehugs Itâs weirdly really good to see others in this community with similar interests to me. In other words, I love the profile picture. đ
Yes. Cake. . . And also cookie bc cookies r bomb
Even though I'm bi, I can agree with all aces..CAKE IS AWESOME
Me using this as my only knowledge of not being the only one
Did you know that only 1% of people are asexual? That's like 75 million ppl!đđđ
@@tomcat3946 yeah. I even have an ace friend. I just feel like I'm the only one a lot because I'm socially awkward and alone a lot
@@sophiering2102
Same! But tbh I don't really think about it. Ig it'd be because I don't really care all that much. (And about anything tbh...)đ
i know how you feel, sometimes i think the im the only one and everyone online are just bots. i never meet an other asexual before, the only ones ive ever seen was a "list of 15 celebrities that are asexual" with half the list being dead people
@Pandou' w i wouldn't call myself a piece of weird shit, i honestly think rather highly of myself because im not sexually attracted to anyone. my mind is less polluted imo, also i think asexuals will rule the world. but its pretty ruff out there for aces, there arent very many, as of my knowledge there are only 3 in my state, and ive never meet them, just on a FB group, lol.
oof that ''coming out - having to explain your orientation'' is so real
Iâve tried so many times to explain to my mother that I just donât like doing the naughty stuff, but she keeps telling me that stupid phrase...
âYou just havenât met the right person yet.â
tell her that if she doesn't want to try it with a cactus it's because she hasn't found the right cactus then ^^'
Oh people actually say that??? I almost thought it was made upđ
@@saraharthur9749 Unfortunantly itâs not made up. Itâs something said far too often. Luckily, after a bit of pushing, my mother now no longer says stuff like that. Now she just goes quiet whenever anything Ace related is brought up⊠which is better(?) I guess.
To me at least, being ace is a lot like being pan: everyone IS so huggable and I have no preference as to what your genitalia is.
Yeah. Their like parallel extremes.
*screams in panromantic asexual*
@@aceofspades2201 screams with you
Friend: Do you like anyone?
Me: no.
Friend: MhMmMm YeAh
Me: it true tho
Friend: EvErYoNe LiKeS sOmEoNe
Me: no
One time this guy (pretty handsome, ngl) had a crush on me and i wrote an entire letter friendzoning him. Not just cos i wasn't attracted, but also cos i barely knew him.
ah my bestfriend has done this for years i simply said i liked the guy i knew liked me who i think of as a great friend and dont want to hurt his feelings by friendzoning him but eh i kinda like him but she finally stopped bugging me about it
Me growing up⊠whenever we played truth or dare they asked SO MANY romance related questions that I couldnât answer
4:45 As a male who is panromantic and asexual I would like to confirm that is true. We are wholesome, most of us at least like sweets, we just want cuddles and love
Awwww yessss â€ïž
Me trying to explain to my dad I dont want children ever, because I think theyâre made are gross. My dad: oH yOuR hOrMoNeS hAvEnt kIckeD iN yeT
Me: an asexual person
Also me: a hopeless romantic who really doesnât want sex. Just likes pet names and cuddles...
Also also me: and also food. You give me food and i is eternally happy
*ME.*
MEEEEEEEE TOO!đ
*slides a tray of french fries towards you*
Toni Mauge *eterinally happy*
@@tonimauge3907 Would you mind sharing with us?đ
Two aroaces should just get together and say âOk let us keep each other company for life.â Your no longer forever alone.
What you just described is a queerplatonic relationship. A lot of aroaces have or want them, but it's difficult finding another compatible aroace.
No joke, I have a marriage pact with my bestie. If we're both still single when we're 30...hope they were being serious because I am, lol
Yes. Just yes.
Miss Anne Thrope seven months later I still somehow did not know this-
Miss Anne Thrope Iâm actually in a QPR, Iâve been it it for about 5 months now. Just 6 months ago I mentioned to them that Iâm Aromantic Asexual, and thatâs when they found out theyâre AroAce too (that was the first time they heard of it, they searched it up and found out it perfectly described them)
When people say being ace isnât real, I want to have a deck of aces ready to throw at them.
I like this
I'm not ace, but a character in my story is so I'm just doing research. Also, assexuals, you guys are pretty neat â€ïž Go get your cake!
Thank you for the cake
Cool!
Nice to see you creating an Asexual character.
Mind if I see them?
As a Pansexual ace with a boyfriend I find it offensive when people see my boyfriend and say I'm not ace like
*BISH*
Edit: Jesus when did I get these likes? XD
Same! As a female biromantic asexual with a boyfriend, I experience double erasure all the time :/
yAS
If having a boyfriend proves you're not asexual, does that make date flicks automatically porn?
Like, people, there's a difference.
I thought I was the only ace with a boyfriend phew
Yes! There is a difference between asexuals and asexual aromantics!
That one noisy kid: whoâs your crush?
Me: No one
Them: *sees me talking to a friend * So you like her?
Me: *panics* what no
Them: your secret is safe *walks towards a giant group of people*
Me: ...
This was one of the most annoying parts of school for me too. Thankfully some people understood that I wasn't interested and set the record straight with everyone.
I remember when everyone was suddenly getting crushes and sharing them meanwhile I was there like "what?"
And when people asked me who I liked I answered no one they insisted that I HAD to like someone. It was super odd. Like why? Why so I MUST like someone.
5 years later I still haven't met anyone interesting :"D
@@kitcat2449 Damn this happened to me during primary school (im a demi but i could relate to those memes on a spiritual level and also likes cake)
Am I a bad child for laughing so hard at the "The family bloodline ends with me"?
Nobody:
Not even god:
Me, being an asexual who drew hentai before:
Ah yes, the floor is made out of water.
EYYY-
Anime people are pretty. Sometimes waifus become lewd.
Same tho
Most relatable comment of the year
i just like lewd anime, irl stuff i dont like it, its gross
6:36 is a mood
Edit: Who am I kidding, this whole video is a mood
Haha same
aces having periods:
*your existence is meaningless*
Lol I can relate đđ
My mother: I'm starting to come to term with the fact that you're trans, sweetie... This means you're straight, right?
Me (sweating in demisexual): ... Sure.
Me: If this was an exam ....
Also me: DoNt fRiCkEn dO iT!!!
Me: Youâd ... ACE it!!!!
Press âFâ for Asexual respect â also bad punsđ€©
Elizabeth Sanchez F
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I can definitely relate to this. (Aro/Ace here!)
heyy me too!!
Same
i cant believe ive finally found the place where aces have fun and joke around post-aphobic tumblr purge
Ikr itâs so nice here
It's amazing here
Everyone here- doesnât stop talking about aces loving cake
Me- but I am ace and I have eating disorders, and a gluten & lactose intolerance.
SAME
Sorry for your loss. Hope you like dragons though
Rice cakes then? They're light and crunchy.
I'm lactose intolerant too, I just eat cake anyway
Eating disorders? Are you okay?
Me: So what's it like to feel sexual attraction?
Sexual human being: Oh you know! Like warmth and you shiver and you just wanna touch them and stuff~? It kind of hurts to!
Me: So... it's like being sick??
SHB: No like, it's good though, even though it sucks? You know!
Me: sounds fake but okay
Actually yes. Also what's the deal with oral sex i dont fucking get whats sexy about sucking on a person's genitals
I feel these comments on a spiritual level.
@Riley Harper
cannot change
you're 101% right
@@aminatharshyadam7626 Have you ever got an explanation for this?
'Cause I'm bloody confused about this now. There aren't any sensors in the mouth for that sort of thing, why would someone do that?
Me before: but what if Iâm not really ace? What if Iâm just lying to myself so I can feel special?
Me after reading this: wtf thatâs actually how it feels yup definitely 100% asexual
Im Bi. I just came here to relate to being constantly ignored
Woo solidarity fistbump đ
Zuko the rabbit * hugs *
I'm Demisexual, but I still relate to this video on a spiritual level
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna eat some cake
Aaaayyyy me too
As an asexual myself, I can confirm. I am addicted to sweets. However, I actually hate icing/frosting so cake isn't really my thing, sorry lol
Ever tried ice cream cake? No icing but still sweet :D
Have you tried buttercream frosting? Cuz yeah whipped is gross but chocolate buttercream is the best
Same. I also donât like garlic bread!
Oh my god this just confirmed my love for cake and sweatshirts even more. But especially the cake
Same here
Wait asexual like sweatshirt as well
*looks at closet full of sweatshirts*
Well F..
Yes
12 year old me is trembling in the dragons i created in spore
Brh my mom tells me I'm not ace all the time. She's like "honey, I'm sorry to break it to you but romantic and sexual attraction is the same thing" đ
Oh that makes me maaaaaaaaaaaad
I found this 10 month old video in my CZcams recommended (having watched nothing similar previously, and having no prior knowledge of anything LGBT+ related) and found everything relatable. Now Iâm questioning _everything._ Thanks, CZcams.
Edit: And people in the comments are talking about obsessions with dragons. Iâm currently holding my gold dragon plush... I think I may be asexual.
Me: *watching this video and laughing*
Person: Oh what are you watching
Me: Oh, just this meme compilation-
Person: asexual? what's that?
Me: ...
Person: wait, I remember! Isn't that that thing where plants reproduce? Or, like, when humans don't want to get married? They're not LGBT, though, right?
Me: ...
Person: so are you asexual, or...?
Me, an aromantic lesbian, already anticipating a long and tiring discussion: well, yes but actually no-
Well, actually, frayromantic allosexual homosexual. Just because it's fun to explain. Nothing I love more than sharing the details of and subsequently justifying my sexuality with total strangers.... And not in a fun way
Iâm panromantic and pansexual but I love my privacy and relationships never work out for me so Aro Aces are my kind of people lol Aces are pretty much ignored though which is sad because theyâre great people to be around thatâs why we gave them the prettiest flag!! : >
Princess Stigma aw, thanks
Aki Leaf ya welcome UWU đđ€đđ€đłïžâđ
I just realised I have cake in the fridge. So happyđ
Holy hecc you're so lucky :o :D
Me too I'm so excited to eat it!
4:55 "Imagine having to be attracted to everyone"
me a asexual pan person: O-O
Being an asexual child people assume I like some dude đđ
As the Ace person in my friend group, this pleases me.
But my bloodline ain't ending with me. I can get a sperm donation when I'm older ane have kids or adopt. I want kids but not a partner, rip.
If you have kids then the bloodline still stops as it's not your genetics
@@rambles2727 Two words: Sperm. Donation.
i want the kids and the platonic partner/s. im not picky iâll take both
Oh my god same I never thought Iâd find another
Me too i have a straight ally sis (she doesnât know)
Okay, so, as a scorpio asexual, this is the most relatable thing I have ever seen! And how did you know I love cake?
actually same! like wtf I don't like sex and that's the entire zodiac signs description
@@graciebrown5805 ikr, it's the most annoying thing. And especially when my dad doesn't believe in asexuality, so naturally, I haven't come out yet. And he thinks I like my best friend, because he's a boy, and even though my dad makes a deal out of not acting hetero normative, he thinks I'm straight. And since I'm a teen I must have a crush on someone.
Best part is, if you deny being in love, somehow that makes people more sure that you are........
@@arroe_eis omg like when I came out to my mum she said i was too young to know because im a teenager and I should 'experiment' with other people and she hasn't then talked about it since so its still so difficult when she asks about crushes and im like wtf even is love
@@graciebrown5805 RiGhT!!??? Like, "any cute boys in your class?" or "are there anyone you like?" I've had those questions SO MANY TIMES!! And sometimes, being asked those questions, I've become anxious because I'm wondering if this is the time to come out, and if so, how? And they start teasing saying that it must be since I'm looking nervous...
I thought i was lonely at being an ace scorpio, but turns out I'm not! But the struggle is real though...
Edit: i haven't come out but i have talked about it with my mum, she really dosn't agree with it...
[every asexual]
Tea
Dino's/dragons
Cuddles
Animals in general
*CAKE*
Being respected
Coming out and not having to explain because you have the internet
More in comments (try not to list the same thing twice)
Sweets
Purple
Theatre, but dreading That Part in Heathers/Those Parts in Spring Awakening (not song titles, I just don't know how to bold/italicize in youtube)
Animals of any kind really
Plushies
Memes...
I can relate to these. However, Iâm an ace that experiences limited sexual attraction. Somewhere between grey ace and asexual, but I identify as Ace
Interesting, I could really use some guidance actually
- I engage in self pleasure, watch porn, simp for fictional characters but am not interested in letting others into this space that I feel is exclusive to me, what does this make me?
@@duckling4073 maybe your aegosexual which is part of the ace spectrum.
â@@duckling4073Same here.
Trust me, you're better off.
Honestly the fantasy is more fulfilling than the reality.
imagine the confusion of being panromantic and ace
OMG you don't even know
I question my sexuality _every day_
@Sweetness1010 *acewell
for me it isn't confusing, I wanna squish everyone, not screw anyone
@@AlexxaSick That's a beautiful explanation!đ€đđđ
Honestly I suspect I'm panromantic and asexual but I literally don't know what romantic love really feels like and how it's different from love you feel for like friends & stuff *help please*
Omg the bloodline really IS going to end with me âą>âą sweet
0:43 THE BAKE A CAKE SONG JUST STARTED PLAYING ON FULL VOLUME IN MY BRAIN
Ok but âsolutions fellow homosapienâ is literally the best greeting ever
Thank you for this compilation. I'm not joking. It gave me a boost of pride about my asexuality. x'''D