Zlatan Ibrahimovic Can Really Do Anything

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  • čas přidán 23. 10. 2018
  • James gives his ultra-confident guest Zlatan Ibrahimovic a series of tests to see if he's truly capable of anything. From flossing to naming the Kardashians, Zlatan can truly do it all, somehow including criticizing himself.
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  • @chuka5487
    @chuka5487 Před 4 lety +10936

    When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out

  • @user-lm5fd6rr5b
    @user-lm5fd6rr5b Před 4 lety +10935

    James: Can Zlatan name three Kardashians?
    Zlatan: Mary, Jenn and Annie.
    James: But those aren't their names?
    Zlatan: They are now.

  • @zyngod_8631
    @zyngod_8631 Před 3 lety +4782

    *Once Zlatan had a race with Time...*
    *Time is still running.*

  • @xoliqx2453
    @xoliqx2453 Před 3 lety +715

    when Zlatan's phone rings in the cinema, *they pause the movie*

  • @SyedAunnaqvi14
    @SyedAunnaqvi14 Před 4 lety +7895

    When Zlatan Ibrahimovic smokes, the cigarette has cancer

  • @josevillanueva9705
    @josevillanueva9705 Před 4 lety +6958

    When Zlatan was born he named his parents

    • @mattlai443
      @mattlai443 Před 4 lety +124

      and their name would be zlatan's dad and zlatan's mom in official

    • @coachtfd
      @coachtfd Před 4 lety +10

      Brilliant LoL

    • @D1M1T
      @D1M1T Před 4 lety +2

      That’s good haha

    • @aidanshachar
      @aidanshachar Před 4 lety +25

      His dad is Zlatan Jr.

    • @arjunv7767
      @arjunv7767 Před 4 lety

      Hahaha

  • @haiderkhan8542
    @haiderkhan8542 Před 3 lety +583

    When zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

  • @TrezBien
    @TrezBien Před 3 lety +1107

    While sheep are sleeping, they are counting Zlatan Ibrahimovics

  • @aidanshachar
    @aidanshachar Před 4 lety +9222

    When Zlatan looks in the mirror, he sees nothing, because there is only one Zlatan

  • @jls_2959
    @jls_2959 Před 4 lety +8954

    When zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

  • @trulfcf4n063
    @trulfcf4n063 Před 3 lety +678

    Zlatan once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything

  • @michalsysala613
    @michalsysala613 Před 3 lety +552

    Kids are looking under the bed, to make sure there are not ghosts. Ghosts are looking under the bed, to make sure there is not Zlatan.

  • @m.m826
    @m.m826 Před 3 lety +8789

    Once zlatan installed Windows , Microsoft accepted his terms and conditions

  • @Tamerlane619
    @Tamerlane619 Před 4 lety +13853

    Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early

  • @judahfurtado4929
    @judahfurtado4929 Před 3 lety +915

    I'm dying with these Zlatan jokes😭😂😂

  • @zyngod_8631
    @zyngod_8631 Před 3 lety +677

    Once Zlatan had a bite of an apple
    Now its the logo of Apple.

  • @poopiegem4594
    @poopiegem4594 Před 5 lety +19104

    When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary is updated.

  • @netanellevi5118
    @netanellevi5118 Před 5 lety +16694

    zlatan's father name is zlatan junior

  • @nologic5619
    @nologic5619 Před 3 lety +211

    When zlatan was late to school his teacher apologized for being too early

  • @harshaggarwal1918
    @harshaggarwal1918 Před 3 lety +468

    once zlatan started playing football with his hands
    now that game is known as basketball

    • @muhammadsaffyan4843
      @muhammadsaffyan4843 Před 2 lety +9

      Not Basketball ...... That is Called Handball ......

    • @dc_gahyeonpretty5760
      @dc_gahyeonpretty5760 Před 2 lety +1

      @@muhammadsaffyan4843 so basket ball played with head? basket ball played by hands too

    • @utv6250
      @utv6250 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dc_gahyeonpretty5760 that's good but he is talking about handball when in a football match a player touches ball with hand

  • @mahernurhussen2398
    @mahernurhussen2398 Před 4 lety +5354

    *This is not “Can Zlatan”. This is “Zlatan Can”.*

  • @ahmedsubhan1009
    @ahmedsubhan1009 Před 3 lety +4357

    When zlatan makes a grammatical error, they update the dictionary.

  • @yashkhatwani230
    @yashkhatwani230 Před 3 lety +216

    When Zlatan opened his eyes, World saw him.

  • @helyfreire
    @helyfreire Před rokem +67

    One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.

  • @sohaibamir4699
    @sohaibamir4699 Před 4 lety +5811

    Zlatan is type of dude who calls 911 to ask whts their emergency

  • @juwaibuta2967
    @juwaibuta2967 Před 5 lety +4745

    Zlatan once visited a place called Britain. Now it’s called Great Britain!

  • @Zimbax
    @Zimbax Před 3 lety +903

    When Zlatan turned 18 his parents moved out

  • @haiderkhan8542
    @haiderkhan8542 Před 3 lety +74

    Once Zlatan killed a stone with two birds.

  • @Kelvinack
    @Kelvinack Před 4 lety +3972

    Zlatan actually has a diary, it's called the Guinness Book of world records

  • @brawlerredshift3939
    @brawlerredshift3939 Před 3 lety +61

    When Zlatan stars in a movie, the Academy Award gets nominated a Zlatan Ibrahimovic

  • @ParalyticAngel
    @ParalyticAngel Před 2 lety +33

    I cried tears while reading the comments.
    I like Zlatan very much and I love that he fortunes that Zlatan role with us all.

  • @themeettrees
    @themeettrees Před 3 lety +8882

    Reading the comments I see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.

  • @anishshine4344
    @anishshine4344 Před 3 lety +4484

    Before Zlatan was born Alphabet ended with Y.

    • @AndersJackson
      @AndersJackson Před 3 lety +47

      No, because the alphabet ends with Ö.

    • @AndersJackson
      @AndersJackson Před 3 lety +6

      @Shivaji Ahir Ö is the last character in the Swedish alphabet (a,...,x,y,z,å,ä,ö), and Zlatan are from Sweden.
      So basically fail, even if it was a fun comment by Anish.

    • @arlimando9745
      @arlimando9745 Před 3 lety +18

      @@AndersJackson Nope Sweden is a Zlatanish country in Zlatania continent..So he's still right

    • @CristianoRono
      @CristianoRono Před 3 lety +2

      Yooo I love it 😂😂😂

    • @AndersJackson
      @AndersJackson Před 3 lety +2

      @@arlimando9745 No, he is wrong. There three other characters after Z in Swedish alphabet.
      And why would Zlatan Ibrahimovic EVER wanted the LAST character in the English alphabet? Tell me that...
      But YOU are right about Sweden being a Zlatanish country. 😉

  • @dimitarpetkov4442
    @dimitarpetkov4442 Před 2 lety +43

    Some facts:-
    1) Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel.
    2) You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.
    3) Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
    4) Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.
    5) Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.
    6) Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
    7) When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
    8 ) Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.
    9) Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.
    10) Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.
    11) Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .
    12) Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
    13) There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
    14) Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
    15) When Zlatan was a 5 years old, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. When he turned 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
    16) Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
    17) One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
    18) When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
    19) The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
    20) One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

    • @Madman-oc4qn
      @Madman-oc4qn Před 2 lety +1

      The zlatan and Superman one tho 💀💀

  • @UFC_MMA_Clips
    @UFC_MMA_Clips Před rokem +19

    It's nice to see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.

  • @georgemcgeough3513
    @georgemcgeough3513 Před 5 lety +6042

    Once Zlatan committed a crime
    They arrested the cop

  • @limitlessfederation9271
    @limitlessfederation9271 Před 3 lety +31

    Everyone thought newton found gravity out of luck, little did they know that it was zlatan who dropped apple on newtons head purposely

  • @brainydude1545
    @brainydude1545 Před 3 lety +6258

    When Zlatan goes out, Corona Virus wears a mask.

  • @carl___________
    @carl___________ Před 4 lety +34862

    It is so nice to see James Corden on Zlatan’s show

  • @Lara-zr3ox
    @Lara-zr3ox Před rokem +22

    I love how Zlatan completely replaced Chuck Norris in all jokes. 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @bekhzodf2573
    @bekhzodf2573 Před 3 lety +21

    Zlatan doesn't say "I love you", he says: "I allow you"

  • @lincolncounihan9059
    @lincolncounihan9059 Před 3 lety +4786

    Zlatan once missed two days of school. Now we have Saturday and Sunday

  • @yukimaru7063
    @yukimaru7063 Před 4 lety +3136

    When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

  • @mrgolem267
    @mrgolem267 Před rokem +15

    When Zlatan reads book,the book gains knowledge.

  • @dsouza6
    @dsouza6 Před 2 lety +18

    When Zlatan jumps in water, the water drowns.

  • @yourmamison3947
    @yourmamison3947 Před 4 lety +5216

    When zlatan cuts onion, the onion cries

  • @pierre8487
    @pierre8487 Před 5 lety +6006

    Once Zlatan missed two days of school in a row, now these days are called saturday and sunday-

  • @Outoflogic69
    @Outoflogic69 Před 3 lety +90

    1. zlatan doesn't get arrested, he arrests police
    2. Death doesn't arrive zlatan, he arrives death
    3. He doesn't need bodyguard, bodyguard needs him
    4. He doesn't follow rules, rules follow him
    5. When zlatan do crime, it become law
    6. When zlatan's parachute doesn't open, he complaints shopkeeper

  • @musse8696
    @musse8696 Před 3 lety +36

    When Zlatan goes to a restaurant he serves the food. No, wait, what..

    • @top10haul91
      @top10haul91 Před 3 lety +5

      When zlatan goes to a restaurant, the food self serves at table..

  • @prateekgoutam2399
    @prateekgoutam2399 Před 4 lety +2304

    When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.

  • @sanjibdey6895
    @sanjibdey6895 Před 4 lety +2591

    I get why Zlatan is so arrogant.
    He had to raise both of his parents being an single child ..

  • @medivhtheguardian245
    @medivhtheguardian245 Před rokem +7

    No one else can break Zlatan’s records. Only Zlatan can break Zlatan’s record. What a young talent.

  • @jooperus
    @jooperus Před 2 lety +8

    When monsters go to sleep they check under their bed for Zlatan

  • @raycarden7941
    @raycarden7941 Před 4 lety +4296

    Zlatan doesn't get dehydrated, water gets dezlatanized.

  • @Cursed_Helmet
    @Cursed_Helmet Před 5 lety +5146

    when zlatan cross the road, the cars stops and look left and right

  • @brandonkim76
    @brandonkim76 Před rokem +6

    His father's name is Zlatan jr.

  • @Nessa-vo3bv
    @Nessa-vo3bv Před 3 lety +6

    I keep coming back to this video just to read the new comments

  • @joskok5144
    @joskok5144 Před 4 lety +4991

    Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

  • @matthewmcardle5829
    @matthewmcardle5829 Před 4 lety +4288

    When mark zuckerburg discovered Facebook he already had a friend request from zlatan

  • @mohammedhassan6439
    @mohammedhassan6439 Před 2 lety +8

    When zlatan makes a handball, the referee send out the ball.

  • @dolla5815
    @dolla5815 Před 2 lety +10

    The fact that James corden invited a lion on his show made it do a floss dance is underrated

  • @luka6848
    @luka6848 Před 4 lety +3239

    When Zlatan’s in class , the teacher raises his hand to talk

  • @Gingnose
    @Gingnose Před 2 lety +11

    Zlatan doesn't predict future. Future obeys to Zlatan's prediction.

    • @alan82777
      @alan82777 Před 2 lety +1

      lol so underrated deserves 10k

  • @rajendralama5905
    @rajendralama5905 Před 4 lety +2738

    When Devil goes to sleep,he checks under his bed for Zlatan.

  • @space123ghost
    @space123ghost Před 5 lety +3582

    When zlatan was born...
    He drove his mom home from the hospital.

  • @saigadkar3820
    @saigadkar3820 Před 3 lety +12

    Zlatan floss
    James-thats not floss
    Zlatan-thats floss
    World-we get it😰

  • @x.x-_-x.x
    @x.x-_-x.x Před rokem +5

    Zlatan doesn't get to win the world Cup, the world Cup trophy gets to see Zlatan

  • @malenija294
    @malenija294 Před 5 lety +3197

    How many push ups did you do Zlatan?
    Zlatan: All of them...

  • @sumitdong4553
    @sumitdong4553 Před 4 lety +5489

    Portugal have Ronaldo.
    Argentina have Messi.
    Zlatan has Sweden.

    • @ToDie4r
      @ToDie4r Před 4 lety +124

      He also has Bosnia and Croatia :D

    • @amithanda4223
      @amithanda4223 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @er-zh3zp
      @er-zh3zp Před 4 lety +38

      Defintly way more compared to bosnia than sweden.. He just wanted to play for bosnia.. But they refused and now theyre crying every night to sleep

    • @ToDie4r
      @ToDie4r Před 4 lety +25

      @@er-zh3zp that happened because of corrupt government in Bosnia but i do not doubt in Zlatan's integrity, Sweden is his main country, the nation which gave him everything and he returned the favor.

    • @OmarIsmailVlogs
      @OmarIsmailVlogs Před 4 lety

      Well said. Ronaldo can zalatan can win without portugal and argentina but zalatan cannot with without sweden

  • @yearighht-_-
    @yearighht-_- Před rokem +9

    Zlatan flossed and now I have literally seen everything lmao

  • @nathanhunnisett6199
    @nathanhunnisett6199 Před 2 lety +5

    James: "can Zlatan Ibrah..."
    Zlatan: "yes"

  • @players3973
    @players3973 Před 4 lety +949

    Zlatan was once pulled over by a cop, the cop showed him his license and registration.

  • @wabduwabadu
    @wabduwabadu Před 2 lety +15

    Zlatan never flushes the toilet, he just scares the crap out of it.

  • @lemagnifique1573
    @lemagnifique1573 Před 2 lety +9

    When Zlatan visits a haunted house, the ghosts are runaway

  • @hurleycapetown8420
    @hurleycapetown8420 Před 4 lety +2598

    When Zlatan left home he said to his dad "you are the man of the house now"

  • @musicunleashed2896
    @musicunleashed2896 Před 4 lety +3314

    When Zlatan lies
    It becomes the truth

  • @Nicklasemiljensen
    @Nicklasemiljensen Před 3 lety +21

    Zlatan doesn’t die, he tells death when to die

  • @as-xb6gv
    @as-xb6gv Před 10 měsíci +2

    Confidence is named after Zlatan.

  • @PanCake909
    @PanCake909 Před 3 lety +4240

    Zlatan doesn't scroll with mouse, he scrolls with lion.

  • @2dtkjaoming680
    @2dtkjaoming680 Před 4 lety +3310

    Zlatan: I want to visit England
    England: I'm coming..

    • @nieru1
      @nieru1 Před 4 lety +51

      Correction: england wants to visit zlatan😂😂

    • @cooldude-jb8ms
      @cooldude-jb8ms Před 4 lety +6

      Underrated comment bro

    • @tperm1
      @tperm1 Před 4 lety +7

      Very underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @alexigbanoi
      @alexigbanoi Před 4 lety +6

      This is the best one yet LOOL

    • @reginald8947
      @reginald8947 Před 4 lety +1

      😂

  • @rngflakez
    @rngflakez Před rokem +5

    Zlatan doesn’t work to earn money, money works to earn him

  • @abhiramcd
    @abhiramcd Před 2 lety +6

    When apollo landed on moon, zlatan was practicing football over there

  • @alinhawramany5462
    @alinhawramany5462 Před 5 lety +3626

    When Zlatan comes late for Training,
    The Team is too early

  • @gmk9732
    @gmk9732 Před 5 lety +3627

    Netflix pays Zlatan for watching it

    • @RahulRoy-tc3lt
      @RahulRoy-tc3lt Před 5 lety +63

      Zlatan asks Netflix if they are Still watching

    • @yassy8088
      @yassy8088 Před 4 lety +18

      Rahul Roy HAHAHAHHA I imagine him sitting in front of the TV shouting ”nETFLIX, ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?”

    • @pandupandu4203
      @pandupandu4203 Před 4 lety +1

      No way 🤣

    • @tonifcbarca
      @tonifcbarca Před 4 lety +10

      @@yassy8088 No the tv sits infront of Zlatan

    • @guynxtdork
      @guynxtdork Před 4 lety

      Do they have a sponsorship setup?

  • @adityamakham9822
    @adityamakham9822 Před 2 lety +6

    When Neil Armstrong went to the moon Zlatan's footprint was already there.

  • @salimk5950
    @salimk5950 Před rokem +4

    When Zlatan was born the doctor started crying

  • @kratoswish6128
    @kratoswish6128 Před 4 lety +2711

    Zlatan's father is known as Zlatan Jr.

  • @kevinbijumathew
    @kevinbijumathew Před 3 lety +3258

    When Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan.

  • @shabilrl3301
    @shabilrl3301 Před 2 lety +7

    When the angel of death comes zlatan takes his life

  • @AntonioGaGaDrag420
    @AntonioGaGaDrag420 Před 8 měsíci

    When LEGEND became Zlatan , Zlatan became Legs that never End.

  • @amrit9216
    @amrit9216 Před 4 lety +3728

    Zlatan was the one who threw that apple on Newton's head.

  • @rahulchhetri1086
    @rahulchhetri1086 Před 5 lety +3820

    Zlatan already watched this episode before coming to the show..

  • @AverageStudent921
    @AverageStudent921 Před 2 lety +3

    James : are you confident?
    Ibra : I am zlatan

  • @lightningfighter4343
    @lightningfighter4343 Před rokem +2

    When Zlatan steps on a player’s foot the other player gets fouled for stepping

  • @isiaharellano3789
    @isiaharellano3789 Před 4 lety +3467

    Zlatan visits the Virgin Islands.
    Now its just called Islands.

  • @maybenot40
    @maybenot40 Před 3 lety +5186

    The worst day of Zlatan's life was the 30th of February, now we dont have that day again.

  • @miszify8513
    @miszify8513 Před 3 lety +9

    Zlatan once missed two days of school.
    They are now known as Saturday & Sunday.

  • @Cash9x
    @Cash9x Před 3 lety +19

    When Zlatan makes Joke everyone laughs, even dead people.

  • @muro5662
    @muro5662 Před 4 lety +961

    When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

  • @charbeelaoun
    @charbeelaoun Před 4 lety +1293

    When zlatan is pulled over, the officer shows him his ID

    • @samsamuel2062
      @samsamuel2062 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @gokuson737
      @gokuson737 Před 4 lety +1

      They obliged to identify themselves as police officer
      So joke on you 😂😂

    • @hansenberg9895
      @hansenberg9895 Před 4 lety +3

      When zlatan goes to court, the judge was questioned

    • @TheMounten1
      @TheMounten1 Před 4 lety +1

      Officer don't pull over zlatan, zlatan pull over officer

    • @miksufinni8354
      @miksufinni8354 Před 4 lety

      No, Zlatan pulls the cop over and shows his ID to the cop