She did AWFUL things to ESCAPE JAIL.. in Bitlife
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- čas přidán 8. 02. 2019
- I'm a big enough numbskull to go to jail, but a big enough brain to escape from prison 5+ times.
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0:14
Kassie: *a cute guy on Twitter liked my tweet*
Terry:**sad music plays**
Lol 😂
@@aclownwithagun4995 i support
Terry: *Sad Noises*
What if Terry WAS......
THE GIRL!!!!!
It is terry
I can just imagine the faces of her neighbours when they hear her screaming “I PICK POCKETED THE DOCTOR!”
This is just a Another CZcams channel lol
Or when she yelled, "Why do I always get ringworm at the gym?"
Or when she shout "I DROPPED OUT OF COLEGE
I seen this at that exact moment lol
Athena Rayne Mills look it's the grammar police 😒
Gloom please come back you were my whole childhood
I miss her too 😢
who’s watching in 2024
Me
aaaand Kassie’s playing bitlife again
I love it.
Hahahhahaahahhahahahhpaahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahaha
and you are an ARMY yay
Marta Tozer me too
Samme
@@sophism_art5926 i will
rest in peace not guilty pelletier
William Copelin xD 😂 🤣 😆
kassie: makes dating app age 50-59
kassie two seconds later: "hes 50?!!"
*’Cassie:’
@@bradymcdannald6479 no its kassie
@@_.Magpi3.F00d ok and? nobody cares + nobody asked
@@bradymcdannald6479 like to get some chill pills:) I know u need them, same!
@@bradymcdannald6479 You corrected them first
Kassie really knows how to make people laugh when you have a bad day
Ikr
ikr
Ikr
My girlfriend just broke up with me so I watched this and it made me laugh so thank you :,)
Abigail Paige Your girlfriend never deserved you anyways
Abigail Paige Rip u ps yOuR gIrL fRiEnD iS a BlOoDy IdIoT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abigail Paige Oh I’m sorry 🙁
Abigail Paige Then she wasn't good enough for you.
Damn sorry
"I'm underage it should be fine" *immediately tries to become a stripper*
Everything anime208 likes no replies
Lol ikr
I miss her “ happy day I am GlOoM “
Notification: Your parents won’t let you drop out of school.
Kassie: Okay I’m gonna stop talking to my mom and only ask for money 🤫
And about 7 years later dropped out of high school
Kassie: WHOOO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL 🥳
Run away from home
*Kassie, I think you'd do really fun on a reality tv show xD*
I really think so. Thanks for making me laugh.
Ikrrr she should
@@jackiem-vt3fw What reality TV show do you think Kassie would be on ?
Probably her own lol
Reality tv is the worse, so no
Gloom: *changes name to Not Guilty*
Terry: my girlfriend is so clever.
“I now do the professional art, of- don’t ask cause my husband will be mad” 😂
~ Gloom
"We declare not guilty-"
"YAY I'M NOT GUILTY!"
@@accio_firewhiskey8256 XD
kassie: *asking why shes getting rejected to be an exotic dancer*
me: MSYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERAGEEEEEEEEEEEe
You are right
She was rejected at 20🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
she was 20 😑
@@grant.aris.callisto2178 no she wasnt she was 14
@@ZStar- she was dating a 14 year old. She would have been in jail
"I escaped like 14 times"
...no, you escaped 5 times
Ikr
It's still impressive
*E*
16:00 actually, one time when I was playing BitLife, i asked for a promotion, but got rejected. *LITERARY 1 SECOND LATER I GOT A PROMOTION*
Wait you or Kassie?
iamswag got an promotion
BHAHAHAHA
When I play bitlife and I wanna work as a doctors cuz the salary is huge but I didn’t go to doctor college
Lol
*baby blue looks great on her*
I agree
It goes well with her hair. That top is cute!
So agreed
ikr? she has awesome taste in clothes!
Lol I always see you're comments on azzys and gloomy videos💖😂
"Oh he liked it maybe he'll marry me!!"
Literally one second later he leaves her.I
"I'm killing him for it"
Lol
Welcome to bitlife... Its chaos and its glorious
Love how BitLife comes up with the most chaotic, random, tongue-twisting assaults💀
Gloom: He enjoyed it way more than I did so maybe he’ll marry me
*Your boyfriend, Noah, has left you for Madison Caron.*
Gloom: NOOOOOO
Nice Gacha pic
Werewolf Gaming ty :))
Would you like some cake?
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( • - •)
/ ⊃🎂 Hi im Meya_Gaming if you subscribe ill subscribe to you :3 I do GACHA'S
@@meyabeall8732 I sub you sub to me?
Bleh bleh youre profile is gacha so you are a anime addicted girl leave gacha and anime now or youll get 72 years in prison
"one day im gonna find him, im gonna make him give me money, and its gonna be the best day if my life."
wow. just wow
Kassie: I’m gonna try to be successful.
25 minutes later
Kassie: *gets sentenced to jail for 100 years* 💀
When Cassie owns handcuffs and playboy bunny ears
Hmmm
Booty police is coming for that a$$. Oh no! Cassie doesn't like it.
I thought the same thing when I saw those hand cuffs I was like 😏😏😏 I see you cassie
Could just be halloween stuff but u never know 😉
😷 ewwww Cassie WHY
lmfao i thought that too i was like KASSIE WHY DO YOU OWN HANDCUFFS?!
"Mr. Snoop Doggy FunkNasty.... can i please have a raise?"
I literally cried from laughing so hard after i heard that 😂😂
theorangeone _ he dropped the idea of getting her a promotion like it was hot 😂
Mr. Snoop Doggy FunkNasty:no gurl i rember you for highsohcol you try to cheat on my friend and that awnser no
13:39 🤣 😂
hello dude
I gonna lacerate your nose... Oh cute guy oh twitter! OHHH- Gloom whenever filmed
This is the 80 thousandth time that I've watched this video and somehow I'm not tired of it😂 ig it shows how entertaining kassie can be
Don’t worry, once I died after someone whacked my finger. The other my wife threw a grenade at me because I lost $10,000 at the horse reces
Riley M I died because a squabbled with my bro and he poked my finger and I died
wHaT
If you’re dead, you can’t be able to Type this though?
i wanted to help someone being chased by a gorilla, right before i intervened the gorilla took a big ol 180 and decapitated me. this is somehow an achievement, and apparently i was a sacrifice which gave me the hero ribbon.
reces peces
You died from injuries in this game. I died from a Hippopotamus charging at me...
Lol, SQUADDDDD
I died after being pecked by a chicken
I wish I was lying.
BEST BITLIFE DEATH EVER.
I died from a Komodo dragon....
I died from trying to save a person getting decapitated by a gorilla
I died when a alligator killed me lol and when trying to save a girl from a tree
Alternative Title: Cassie being sent to jail, escaping prison, finding dates, and going back to prison...
...Then escaping once again.
True!
Hi kassie!! You NEED to make another BitLife video because there’s a new update where you can become royal and get married to a king or prince or be born into a royal family!!! Your goal should be to become the queen
"Are Measles still a thing? Are they still around?"
Honey, youve got a big storm comin'!
Mom: Here's 4 dollars
Me at 4:IM RICH
YAAAASSS GIRL YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
I WICH! I WICH! XD
unicorn rainbow gamer xD
Lol I do that with $5.00
xD rich toddler *Dabs*
Kassie: I wanna make decisions real life me would make 🙃
Also Kassie: **Assaults ex-boyfriend**
Maybe she would do that
"Should I be the Stacey to this Chad?" Any time someone says that a Stacey and Chad are just always together it makes me laugh because my mom is friends with a couple named Stacey and Chad... Its such a stereotypical couple...😅
Once in BitLife I asked my dad for money and he gave me 2000 dollars
But when I asked him to pay for college he said no😂😂
Sarah Eliza when I was 8 my mother gave me 48000 dollars in BitLife
@@leighdunhoff3189 I don't trust that at all I think it's a lie
purenepaliketa12 it happens I have
@@shelbyfrickey5095 yea I got that toady when I was playing too
@Kara Vela now this one doesn't make sense how do you get 400000 by asking ur parents??
Smol brain sisters
OooooOOOOooOoOooooooOOOOOOOoOhHHhh you got a heart from Kassie
grilled monkey brains and cold blood smoothie
BRUH GUYS STOP BULLYING HIM
lol
UwU
13:40 My brain made this sound way worse than it was
Or was it my brain... Find out next time on drago-
The fact that kassie keeps breacking out of jail every single time
This video taught me a life lesson
Drop out of highschool
@@wow-fd2ts LOL
Escaping is possible but it's not easy.
Good
I think the life lesson is that his gay? No?
“I oop- I forgot that I have a boyfriend- totally forgot about that....this could be my way to make money 🤔”
Me confused
@@Rewindddddd listen this was a year ago and I have no memory of what I was thinking when I commented this
Pls come back..😢
love how twinkle always has his tongue sticking out
He has been dead for a year and 2 days
@@badassboombox wow harsh that was before he passed away
@@badassboombox hes dead??
@@rathole36hes been dead for almost 2 years??
@@_.kylie_ ..
Kassie: I wish you could ask your boyfriend for money
Bit Life: *hold my beer*
Bitlife*
@@fleurfairyy6951 BitLife*
Bill's Eyelash BitLife**** •
@@Account-vv7ew BitLife***.
@@Zetofks LIGMA
"Hey, what do you do for a living?"
"I PAINT GIRAFFES!!!"
"Cool, lets go on a date!"
it kinda killed me how Kassie just left her bitlife at 2% health
Ya'll tye handcuffs are for props. She said in a reply that she just has a prop drawr. Stop being dirt minded.
“But I don’t have a wife to come back to..”
*_Divorces with the wife who she came back to_*
Awww
When your dog is smarter than you
Love you Kassie Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
the way she randomly got hand cuffs lol missin gloom
i love rewatching kaissies old videos and noticing shes not wearing her engagement ring lol
Okay, okay
Can we just acknowledge...
*She stands up while making a video, for 30 minutes!*
I can't even stand for 10 seconds...
riqzs um I think she’s sitting on a chair 😐 😑
Malaska :D Thanks but I'm not retarded
Acknowledge it :)
1. SAMMEEE
2. WHY TF ARE DEZ PPL SOOO RUDE
No offense but I'm pretty sure she is sitting down on something but she keeps standing up then sitting down when she needs to.
I played this yesterday and won the lottery for 9 million dollars. I bought a 2 million house and a 23k car and sold the house to but a 4 million house. I also went an an 8k vacation and payed for all my kids colleges expect for the kid that I didn’t have money for when he went to college. I had 7 kids.... and I died at the age of 67.... I think.
Nice
One time I won about 92 million after wasting about 100k on lotto tickets😂
Our bitlifes will be better than our real lifes lol
Oh I played and tried the lottery and won 36,000,000 dollars
I got 87 million dollars when I won lol
28:00
wait for it....
"Oh thats my dead mom-"
Her mom watching her do all this, not even looking at her:
Kassi: "I DROPPED OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL!!!!
@@blue.739 stop trying to look cool-
@@marinebio.harper stop being rude
@@sunsetbabypotato3362 how am I rude
@elviiqs your saying there trying to be cool you never know what other people are like so please don't assume that there trying to be cool- ty
Oof
wait wait wait.... when u showed the giraffes did u play a cow noise!?!?!
Lol
CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE KASSIE ROCKS EVERY HAIRSTYLE
*SHED EVEN ROCK A BUZZ CUT*
No-ones gonna talk abt the Bridgette Jones reference-
“Taylor tells you after that she is married”
Nobody
Really no one
Gloom: wHaT a hOrRiBle pErSoN
Haha hahaha hahaha
This message
her also is cheating her, her wife at the same time
@@alicagrey6664 😂
ʏ̃ᴇ̣s̃
9:04
Me:wow I have so much in my bank acc
My Bank acc: You have 10 bucks and a chocolate coin from last Easter
Mine: all you have is a peanut :')
Well you must be really rich
1:30 tho WE LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU GLOOM!!!❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘plz come back
Gloom: aren’t they supposed to crawl or do a little of this GAGA OO HELLO
25:32 so this game knows "7 rings" by Ariana Grande...
21:28
I hate to break it to you guys who thought that was a sick joke but it’s TRUE!
If you steal once, one hand cut off, twice, other hand cut off, third time one foot/leg, fourth other foot/leg...
How you gon steal a 3rd time wid no hands
Ya idiot
@@Kate-ti7qb 💀
@@joe-vq9sp pls tell me
Me playing bit life and watching CZcams with my BFF on app gives us a choice to watch gloom and us both enjoying it fully
Kassie:
"I love him so much!"
Also Kassie:
Oh wait I'm not supposed to love him-
*explains that she doesn't really love him*
SURE SUREEEE
Kassie: "Regina"
Theatre kids: " YOU GO GLEN COCO!"
That’swhyherhair’ssobigit’sfullofsecretsifyou’refromafricawhyareyouwhiteonwednesdayswewearpinkthatistheugliesteffinskirti’veeverseeniwantmypinkshirtbackohmygoddannydevitoiloveyourworkshedoesn’tevengohereit’snotmyfaultihaveastrongflowandawidesetvaginacoughcoughi’msickgetinloserwe’regoingshoppingthankssoyouthinkyou’reprettyyougoglencoco
Monika wth
GLEN COCO GLEN COCO GLEN COCO.. and none for Gretchen Wieners bye
GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!
And none for Gretchen weiners bye!
Kassie: I was born in Regina.
My mom: WHAT DID SHE SAY?!
Kassie: re-gin-a
My mom: o-ok sorry I interrupted
Felix Girl lOl, thats funny xD
Lol
REGINA GEORGE
Although… nvm
LOL we have the exact same story 😂
Bitlife: a rabid possum
Me the nature nerd: actually it is impossible for a possum to carry rabies
Well apparently you aren’t a word nerd because rabid doesn’t always mean that it carries rabies. It can also mean hipster or crazy as well as expressing strong beliefs. Like a rabid kid. So technically you’re wrong and right.
"A million year's of evolution
And then we have kassie"
-the better time's
Guess Gloom's mom didn't vaccinate her for measles.
i̥ͦd̥ͦi̥ͦo̥ͦt̥ͦ D̥ͦe̥ͦg̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦ yeah because she got mad at her for asking to drop out of school.. lol
"Your parents wont let you drop out of school"
HMMMM
PARENTS... YOU MEAN
MOM?
Lol
I was thinking the same thing
Hundred likes noce
lol
Amelia: I'll be the nicest person ever and do my best
Kassie saying that every episode of bitlife: **Fails**
Gloom: I like Rottweilers
Me: I have a Rottweiler-
Gloom:I haven't murdered my boyfriend yet it's not worth I'm going to Saudi Arabia
: They chop your hand of if you steal anything
:Gloom I'm going to Ireland
Me:Dying of laughter
Like nope,nevermind, doin a u turn.
@@st4ry.n1ght57 what Disney Movies do you watch?! ;-;
@@xsimplybaileex4902 Aladdin. ;)
@@plainsongsss ight that's different 😂
This is how many times Gloom escaped prison in this video
👇🏻
twenty eight times... hm.. okay
48???!!!!!
104! Sounds right
117! Precisely!
120 like not sure about that
“gA gA gOo gOo hElLo”
😂😂😂❤❤❤
Yes exactly what babies say
Gloom is by far the best youtuber on the planet, Love you gloom youve made my day so many times, you deserve 999M subs
If you married someone in the game and killed them(in the game) wouldn’t you get their money?
That sounds so wrong😂
Yeah. One time I had tried to get the “deadly” achievement, so I killed my mom (weird ikr) so once she died I got her net worth of $193360!!
That's messed up... 😹
"I don't have a big enough word."
Me: Infinitesimal.
Queen Teen xox AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all the Thomas Sanders stans are screaming
@@karlarwdf3385 YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!
When you watch old videos when her dog was alive 😭
“Happy day I’m GLOOM”
She is so weird.....but that’s why I freaking love her❤️💖
*oH nUuUu mE pEpE*
NuUUuuU .-.
Kassie:I’m not smart
Terry:no,your not
Kassie:o-oh o-ok thanks
Jay: girly man scream
Kassie: manly girl scream.
I had just moved my Percy Jackson book when she said “my father is unknown”
😏
Nobody here gets me? Okay.
Ooh look a little blue like! So unique!
Lol I understand!!! My friend made me read one of the books and I kept reading them
Chicas Cupcake, me too!
never mind that i finished the Percy Jackson series, The Heroes of Olympus series,and the Trials of Apollo,AND Percy Jacksons Greek Heroes and Gods.
I understand it!
I understand
"oh that's my dead my mom..." goes to her wife
billions of years of evolutionary
and then we have kassie doing 1:35
'Should I be the Stacy to this chad?'
wait wait wait
my grandma's name is Stacy and my grandpa's name is Chad...
Chad isn't around anymore btw
“Oh that’s my dead mom”
-Gloom 2019
Ah yes. How could I forget the time my brother whacked me with a lightsaber and then I died at age 4 😆😬🥴
yeah i said it
LOL!😂
Once I died at age 2 from cancer of the buttocks
@@babygirlincorporated my sis died at age 0
😝
Kassie love you amazing videos you are amazing you teach kids how to paint draw. Love Terry's content in your videos love you both
I’ve watched this video about 14 times and I love her BitLife videos
2 views and 97 likes. You've broken the internet Kassie❤️❤️
Btw ily
@@annahuang241 I didn't know it worked like that tbh
Anna Huang no it’s after 5 seconds
arachnid gaming it doesnt
ARMYYYYYYYY
@@stantwiceandloo1208 ARRRMMMMYY
Kassie: Listen logan i think its time we had married
Every english teacher: *got! *got married
Akinala Chirayla get*
Text:”I have never met a baby b4” her dogs:”AM I A JOKE TO YOU?”
Gloom.. You cure me IM DOING A DECLINATION AND YOU CURED ME---------- i was ligit abt to cri found u, u cured my depression
*Kassie: I am cured of Alexander. He’s smart*
*Alexander: It’ll blow you off this flat earth*