GIRL GETS REJECTED 100 TIMES.. in Bitlife

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  • čas přidán 15. 02. 2019
  • Krystal Champion is in the building, she's a brat, she's entitled, she's ugly on the inside and ready to mingle. P.S. Thank you Witch Doctor, couldn't have lived my best life without you.
    Watch my Music Video: • Among Us but I'm Singi...
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  • @victoria24738
    @victoria24738 Před 5 lety +1496

    “But... eggs are supposed to break.”
    “You know what they say about Humpty Dumpty.”
    *Starts cracking up*

  • @danielmalone9491
    @danielmalone9491 Před 5 lety +1390

    ^^
    Age 23: Looks are 0%
    Age 24: Looks are 1%
    Me: HIGH HIGH HOPES
    Age 25: Looks are 0%
    Hello Darkness my old friend

  • @kuroo8536
    @kuroo8536 Před 5 lety +985

    terry: *sniff*
    kassie: "ya, wednesdays are always hard"
    terry: "and weird..."

  • @snowy.christmas2
    @snowy.christmas2 Před 11 měsíci +158

    Who misses Kassie and is just watching old videos while you wait for her to get back?

  • @yeetyeetyeet4888
    @yeetyeetyeet4888 Před 5 lety +1538

    Brother Zander: (age: 2)
    Gloom: *Assaults*

  • @alannamiddleton8487
    @alannamiddleton8487 Před 5 lety +5565

    I get rejected 100 times... in real life.

  • @charlies6672
    @charlies6672 Před 3 lety +166

    I love how she turns “ive been contemplating making tuna casserole” to a whole entire speech

  • @kayla8349
    @kayla8349 Před 4 lety +529

    “I whipped his armpit”
    “And now it’s time to find the man of my. dreams.”

  • @hi-mz6zt
    @hi-mz6zt Před 5 lety +659

    Omg her dad is 67 and her mom is 29? Suspicious... 😂

  • @bxddiecore
    @bxddiecore Před 5 lety +714

    Ok but why is no one talking about Safari in the Savanna?

    • @bangtaetaed189
      @bangtaetaed189 Před 5 lety +8

      -ANSDoesThings- I haven’t even watched the video and I have no idea what any of you r talking about lmao

    • @Gumiparfait
      @Gumiparfait Před 5 lety +4

      That was so flipping funny

    • @Yun5890
      @Yun5890 Před 5 lety

      When she said that I was reading your comment wth ._.

    • @marble8478
      @marble8478 Před 5 lety

      Idk xD

    • @graciegal1374
      @graciegal1374 Před 5 lety +1

      It was my fav movie ♥️♥️♥️

  • @serendipiterrified3388
    @serendipiterrified3388 Před 4 lety +1017

    Terry’s a gem. Kassie’s a gem. This whole couple is a Diamond mine.

  • @izzyw1382
    @izzyw1382 Před 4 lety +165

    "I guess I'll just go exorcise some demons"
    - Cassie 2019

  • @obdwn6555
    @obdwn6555 Před 5 lety +560

    *Bitlife:* _I've been contemplating learning how to cook Tuna Casserole_
    *Kassie:* _I really like to over-estimate my abilities, I saw my mom cooking a souffle and I was like,_ *_"hm"_*_, perhaps I'll cook a, Tuna Casserole_

    • @noyesmaybe8607
      @noyesmaybe8607 Před 5 lety +21

      You mean a tuna CASSIErole

    • @NyanNarwhal101608
      @NyanNarwhal101608 Před 5 lety +25

      Amazing Talents
      *Tuna KASSIEroll

    • @Tanjina
      @Tanjina Před 4 lety +5

      "Read this as she was saying "
      *What everyone says*
      But I did...

  • @Molly-jp5ot
    @Molly-jp5ot Před 5 lety +2668

    I keep looking at my dad.... I’m gonna mourn.....he’s in a better place now
    You know who isn’t in a better place... my brother **assaults him**
    I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @rye-breadstick
    @rye-breadstick Před 5 lety +112

    "I mean look at those stats... Yuck"
    *when people see me*

  • @chi3330
    @chi3330 Před 4 lety +42

    "I think the cat likes me because i _feed_ the cat!"

  • @bubba7533
    @bubba7533 Před 5 lety +1490

    Weird Wednesday and beam me up Bart was the best movie's I've ever seen! 10/10 👏👏👏

    • @camti7519
      @camti7519 Před 5 lety +21

      Purple Mermaid yeah I also like safari a on the savanah

    • @ozgurkoca1011
      @ozgurkoca1011 Před 5 lety +2

      Probably

    • @geni.4844
      @geni.4844 Před 5 lety +2

      Purple Mermaid omg it’s like wherever I go your following me your like everywhere on the internet

    • @bubba7533
      @bubba7533 Před 5 lety +2

      @@geni.4844???

    • @geni.4844
      @geni.4844 Před 5 lety +1

      Sorry...

  • @soupthesupremeruler187
    @soupthesupremeruler187 Před 5 lety +245

    2:32 *Man Flings door open* its Wednesday my dudes

  • @faith123ey
    @faith123ey Před 5 lety +20

    "I practiced a hard boiled egg and it broke, but eggs are supposed to break. You know they say about Humpity Dumpity."- Glooms quote of 2019

  • @rubyxoxo5762
    @rubyxoxo5762 Před 5 lety +29

    She’s ready to find the date she deserves!
    *Right after she assaults her brother.....*

  • @bayleexavery
    @bayleexavery Před 5 lety +771

    Those sound effects when it came to assaulting the brother 😂😂😂

    • @Purpia
      @Purpia Před 5 lety +10

      I died😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sophieudeh-philip255
      @sophieudeh-philip255 Před 5 lety +27

      ARGHHHH
      OUCHHHH
      OWWWWWWWWW
      URGHHHHHHHHH
      above are all the sound effects I've heard while playing the game firsthand

    • @Laxativeluxuryyy
      @Laxativeluxuryyy Před 4 lety +4

      OWWW
      ARGGG
      AHHHHHHHHH
      YOWZA
      OUCH
      *Dodges*
      Oh...
      SHOOT SHES COMING AT ME AGAIN!!
      *Dodges again*
      .......
      AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @rayflorez9295
      @rayflorez9295 Před 4 lety

      Lol ye 😂😂😂😆😆

    • @Foundliz
      @Foundliz Před 4 lety +1

      #Idiedalso

  • @Hilarious_Fox
    @Hilarious_Fox Před 5 lety +364

    These last names are great.

  • @adriangorski5446
    @adriangorski5446 Před 3 lety +9

    Brother: EXISTS
    kassie: it's free real estate

  • @amberkandasamy2418
    @amberkandasamy2418 Před 4 lety +17

    I loveeeee how Cassie makes up a back story for everything 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @nehemiah6280
    @nehemiah6280 Před 5 lety +5595

    Who else thinks gloom is beautiful

  • @2minutenoodles738
    @2minutenoodles738 Před 5 lety +678

    "Yeah Wednesday's are always hard"
    "And weird"
    -Terrie and Kassie 2019

  • @rerease
    @rerease Před 4 lety +22

    4:52 I guess you can say, he did not just reject you, he recht you.

  • @payton-renee
    @payton-renee Před 5 lety +77

    It really is a happy day when I see Kassie ❤

  • @greengrecko4566
    @greengrecko4566 Před 5 lety +638

    *ya know what they say about Humpty Dumpty*
    😂

  • @bettywyatt7113
    @bettywyatt7113 Před 5 lety +161

    Me: *plays bitlife and falls in love with it and won't stop*

  • @-_-thatonedogidiot-_-7319

    13:36 Kassie: I’m not going to try to date my kid, it was a social experience, it was just a prank bro

  • @simplii_rxse7527
    @simplii_rxse7527 Před 2 lety +7

    I love how she acted out destroying the bed on the couch 😂

  • @ethangrayse
    @ethangrayse Před 5 lety +156

    2:31 - weird Wednesday
    6:12 - beam me up bart
    8:27 - safari on the savannah

  • @isabellacoca8083
    @isabellacoca8083 Před 5 lety +468

    *puts in 60,000+*
    *dating app gives her NO MONEY*

  • @jeannettecurtis3621
    @jeannettecurtis3621 Před 4 lety +17

    “Let’s age our BEBE up”
    -Gloom 2019

  • @katherinechavez7130
    @katherinechavez7130 Před 3 lety +14

    I like it how when Kassie is assaulting her brother she says "He deserved it"

  • @vnationx7694
    @vnationx7694 Před 5 lety +831

    Weird Wednesday is a rip off of freaky Friday

  • @paxthewitch4321
    @paxthewitch4321 Před 5 lety +397

    Did anyone else hear the name “Weird Wednesday” and the first first thing they thought of was the movie “Freaky Friday”?

  • @astridandhiccupforlifehicc8968

    I once had one where my mom was 15 my dad was 67 and I got pregnant at 13, idk what happened but I lived to be 112 soooo

  • @clairebear7074
    @clairebear7074 Před 3 lety +10

    The “Weird Wednesday” film was the best thing of all time!!🤣😆

  • @-sunflower-7079
    @-sunflower-7079 Před 5 lety +204

    In bit life my name was:
    Skyler Wood
    Happiness:
    89%
    Health:
    98%
    Smarts:
    96%
    Looks:
    83%
    *_I was just born_*

  • @doritosareyammy
    @doritosareyammy Před 5 lety +408

    304 was how we were able to cuss in front of the teachers, ha! noobs.

  • @hachiko3317
    @hachiko3317 Před 5 lety +113

    Once my older brother died because he fell of a cliff while he was texting and driving. Oh and...
    He was 6 years old.

  • @peachout4714
    @peachout4714 Před 5 lety +18

    When you acted out ‘weird Wednesday’ ya made my day😂

  • @parkeranne2992
    @parkeranne2992 Před 5 lety +139

    1:41 wanna know something creepy?
    They never said in the rhyme that Humpty Dumpty was an egg...

  • @fairy6818
    @fairy6818 Před 5 lety +268

    Asking parents for money will lower the relationship and possibly they will let you drop out if they don't care about you.

    • @astromoo
      @astromoo Před 5 lety +9

      Thats why I ask them every 3 years :3

    • @astromoo
      @astromoo Před 5 lety

      Sophia Scholz we’re talking about the game 🤔

    • @astromoo
      @astromoo Před 5 lety +1

      Alex H everytime I do that, they hate my character 🤣

    • @caseyhansen7914
      @caseyhansen7914 Před 5 lety +1

      Well that's depressing

  • @Somebody_1115
    @Somebody_1115 Před 5 lety +35

    “My looks went from a 23 to a 19”
    Me: :ooooooooooo
    TWENTY THREE NINETEEN!!!!!!!!! WHITE SOCK!!!!!!!

  • @pixelatedcandies6219
    @pixelatedcandies6219 Před 5 lety +51

    16:36
    "maybe I should go exercise the demons out of myself"
    me trying to be more Christian

  • @gaby_ree352
    @gaby_ree352 Před 5 lety +248

    7:24
    Gloom:he’s in a better place now,you know who’s not in a better place now my brother.
    Everyone watching: lol the was funny
    Bitlife brother: SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP HE BIT*H HAS BEEN HITTING ME SINCE I WAS 0 YEARS OLD. PlEaSe SeNd HeLp

  • @jeezinknee1527
    @jeezinknee1527 Před 5 lety +177

    We can all clarify that Kassie has an undiagnosed addiction to BitLife xD

  • @siennagronbek2980
    @siennagronbek2980 Před 3 lety +3

    Me:what personality traits do you look for in a boyfriend?
    Kristal:nice,cute,money

  • @tyler-_-kellan
    @tyler-_-kellan Před 3 lety +8

    "Weird Wednesday"
    Film of the year. By far.
    (Legit)

  • @kamariwilson8271
    @kamariwilson8271 Před 5 lety +293

    Who's reading through comments while watching the video
    Gloom I know you are😉

  • @elliot8893
    @elliot8893 Před 5 lety +37

    Why am I binge watching this series for the fourth time at 3:39 am.

  • @lynnthewaffle8894
    @lynnthewaffle8894 Před 4 lety +19

    "Wednesdays are always hard"
    Wednesday is the name of a girl from the Addams Family

  • @cheesehater1417
    @cheesehater1417 Před 4 lety +5

    Food shortage: *exists in le uk*
    Me: *get outta here man,*

  • @roberthrehson2060
    @roberthrehson2060 Před 5 lety +307

    Omg weird Wednesday made me piss myself!

  • @giannarachelle
    @giannarachelle Před 5 lety +118

    "...He will no longer need pornhub." Eeeewwww 😂😂😂

    • @Gumiparfait
      @Gumiparfait Před 5 lety +3

      Lmfao why is nobody talking about that part

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 Před 5 lety +1

      @Daisy 8:28

  • @potatolover4207
    @potatolover4207 Před 4 lety +3

    I'M IN LOVE WITH TERRIES AND GLOOM'S ACTING😍

  • @oink5678
    @oink5678 Před 4 lety +4

    9:39 The way she says "oh" is sooo adorable!

  • @Patience-gd4qu
    @Patience-gd4qu Před 5 lety +56

    That... sounds like my real life. Rejected...Rejected...Rejected... yep, bitlife gave you my actual life.

  • @420krying3
    @420krying3 Před 5 lety +320

    bro its weird to hear my name

  • @i_albanna
    @i_albanna Před 4 lety +5

    The worst bitlife I had was when I had Cancer of the skin at the age of 2 and died at 6 years

  • @YuvalLYA
    @YuvalLYA Před 5 lety +11

    Kassie stats
    100% happiness
    99% health
    80% smarts
    100% looks

  • @That0neSister
    @That0neSister Před 5 lety +42

    Top ten anime betrayals

  • @jakari_reese7894
    @jakari_reese7894 Před 5 lety +6

    16:08 what are the odds of getting matched with three dudes in a row named Wang, Dickey, and Weiner?😂

  • @user-ud7qe2gg8e
    @user-ud7qe2gg8e Před 5 lety +9

    16:21 oh no, Hamilton fans will understand

  • @The_Abaddon_69
    @The_Abaddon_69 Před 2 lety +9

    2:42 I need more of this film 😂

  • @emaathena
    @emaathena Před 5 lety +288

    Gloom if you was a avatar in Bitlife you've got 100% Looks ♡
    Who else sees this yes is my bad english xD
    Thanks for so many likes btw!!❤❤

    • @user-lo1ui6wi9y
      @user-lo1ui6wi9y Před 5 lety +15

      Nice grammar... xD

    • @saorigomez3260
      @saorigomez3260 Před 5 lety +7

      If you was,that's key.

    • @itzpotato5101
      @itzpotato5101 Před 5 lety +5

      Nice grammar LOL

    • @kelcake
      @kelcake Před 5 lety +2

      It’s Opposite Day today.
      Jk sorry lol

    • @ohmygeeisthathot9194
      @ohmygeeisthathot9194 Před 5 lety +4

      *Cough cough*
      Let me fix that sentence
      *if Gloom was an avatar in BitLife she’ll have 100% on looks*
      You’re welcome 😉

  • @chocozzoo1869
    @chocozzoo1869 Před 5 lety +19

    1:40 "But... eggs are supposed to break according to humpty dumty!" Lol loved that
    Quote By- Gloom/Kassie/My Favourite CZcamsr.

  • @cakezy5223
    @cakezy5223 Před 5 lety +9

    This morning I died to a
    Owl it pecked my scalp

  • @LittleWriter912
    @LittleWriter912 Před 3 lety +6

    "He's in a better place now,"
    "Wanna know whose not in a better place? My brother," *Assaults then goes on with her life*

  • @alexwithahalo2075
    @alexwithahalo2075 Před 5 lety +30

    I rejected the same person 5 TIMES IN THE SAME DAY

  • @teacup6360
    @teacup6360 Před 5 lety +15

    *Asks Jerimiyah out*
    Me: You're 14.
    Also me: _AND HES 12_

  • @kathlynfranzin9482
    @kathlynfranzin9482 Před 5 lety +25

    Kassie: I never died this young
    My bitlife character: dies at 4 from cancer or the spleen 🙄🙄

  • @pixie5741
    @pixie5741 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I miss you.

  • @shroomy__rxcks
    @shroomy__rxcks Před 5 lety +19

    I almost became deceased when you were screaming "DESTROY IT!"

  • @amnahammad6905
    @amnahammad6905 Před 5 lety +142

    Is it just me who laughed at when gloom said he’s not money 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😆😆😆😆😆

  • @uninteresting_being2982
    @uninteresting_being2982 Před 5 lety +32

    3:13
    Nobody:
    Actually nobody:
    Kassie: I don’t believe you.

  • @ginalee3119
    @ginalee3119 Před 5 lety +5

    9:54 why am I laughing so much? 😂

  • @alicewells4584
    @alicewells4584 Před 5 lety +74

    I love bitlife with you 💞. You make it so much fun I click as soon as I got the notification for it. Love to you from France

  • @Concerned_Kitten
    @Concerned_Kitten Před 5 lety +14

    12:39 it took me a second to proccess what she said but then I cracked up.

  • @dannydevito2.066
    @dannydevito2.066 Před 5 lety +5

    15:00 His starts are buff! Is he a chef? 😂😏👌👍

  • @joyce3057
    @joyce3057 Před 4 lety +3

    "Eggs are supposed to break, you know what they say about Humpty Dumpty"
    That *cracked* me up!

  • @sugais_shooky6563
    @sugais_shooky6563 Před 5 lety +71

    When your too old for someone you like but im too young for Suga 😭👏👍

  • @minasquad1339
    @minasquad1339 Před 5 lety +15

    When I saw the 304 I got so excited because I taught most people that at my old school.

  • @bleaklyvague
    @bleaklyvague Před 4 lety +9

    I love how she plays BitLife. Idk why??? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖

  • @bradstotler3569
    @bradstotler3569 Před 5 lety +3

    17:07 a moonshiner is someone who brews a kind of alcohol called moonshine lol

  • @chimmieeyelish255
    @chimmieeyelish255 Před 5 lety +10

    I love how you go for different things to play as, to aim to be successful, to be a bad girl, etc. you really know how to make this gameplay a goal and something to aim for and shape it into something we can enjoy.

  • @mae982
    @mae982 Před 5 lety +6

    Awww Terry legit looked sad on that lil skit. He should be an actor!

  • @Natalie-eq8rc
    @Natalie-eq8rc Před 3 lety +9

    I love how much she gets into character ❤️

    • @Cookie_134
      @Cookie_134 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol she does tho

    • @Cookie_134
      @Cookie_134 Před 2 lety +1

      That's why she is my favorite youtuber

  • @Aliensrreal
    @Aliensrreal Před rokem +3

    Let’s appreciate that Terry became a actor for “weird Wednesday” and “Beam me up Bart “

  • @achoo3426
    @achoo3426 Před 5 lety +7

    Zander still came to the funeral even though Krystal was so mean to him, props to him. Best brother ever lol

  • @trenahickey
    @trenahickey Před 5 lety +8

    "Hey want to go out with me?" "No way 304" "Whatever 30.....2?" "That's way I hate you..."

  • @TheJeffpinck
    @TheJeffpinck Před 4 lety +6

    10:20 Look at that BEAUTIFUL face. 😂

  • @issahoex1155
    @issahoex1155 Před 5 lety +11

    3:00
    *they dont have a cat tho
    3:42
    THEy ONt hAVe A dOG!1

  • @m-nijmeh2263
    @m-nijmeh2263 Před 5 lety +40

    can we talk about how when Krystal was born her mother was 29 and her father was 67....? no okay 👌

  • @sabrinaly7152
    @sabrinaly7152 Před 5 lety +17

    Hey! Now I get to call my bully who wears these short shirts a 304! Thx GLOOM!

  • @missvonivy
    @missvonivy Před 3 lety +3

    Person: Dates someone 2 years younger than them
    The law: THATS ILLEGAL
    Another person: Dates someone thirty eight years younger than them
    Also the law: *That seems fine actually-*

    • @thedogthatgoesmoo3648
      @thedogthatgoesmoo3648 Před 3 lety +1

      Peach Star Lol You are just bootyful 😂

    • @liabarros5395
      @liabarros5395 Před 3 lety

      It is fine! My parents are 32 y apart! My mom is 38 and my dad is 70. I am 12 and I love them 😍

  • @charlottecrosby9939
    @charlottecrosby9939 Před 4 lety +11

    Who else actually loves the name Crystal Champion