MUSICAL EARGASM Extras - Bologna (Version 2) with Nicole Friedman

Sorry to say that line about "still having a..." is not true. Nicole's a CISSY woman. Complete with stupid menstrual cycles and refusal to take accountability, and all.
"MUSICAL EARGASM: New Game+
(NICOLE)
Hey, just for craps and giggles, let's make the worst song possible. Okay?
(VERSE 1)
Got up and I was feeling crazy!
What should I get today?
Brush my teeth! Yeah Baby!
Hey hey, hey-hey-hey!
I was feeling like "What the hell?
Let's go to the mall today!"
Hey Gunter! Really cool car you got!
What kind of music are you gonna play?
Then my stomach got really hungry!
Then I had one thing to say!
(CHORUS)
Let's get some bologna!
Let's get some bologna!
Let's get some bologna today
Let's get some bologna
Let's get some bologna
Let's get some damn bologna today
Bologna, bologna! Bologna, bologna!
Bologna, bologna! Bologna, bologna!
(VERSE 2)
So then we all got to the mall!
And I was like, all sleepy!
Then I got really sad!
Saw some guy, he was acting all creepy
He was hanging out at my favorite Subway
And you could tell, he really had to pee
Then I came in, and he started staring
And said "Lemme guess? Double-D?"
I felt creeped out, but I didn't mind
I could use the compliment anyway
I walked over to him, whispered in his ear
“You should know, I still have a penis by the way!”
(CHORUS)
All I wanted was some bologna
All I wanted was some bologna
All I wanted was some bologna today
What's it gonna take?
To get some damn bologna?
Let's hear it for bologna
Hooray!
Bologna, bologna! Bologna, bologna!
Bologna, bologna! Bologna, bologna!
(BRIDGE)
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Da da-da da-da dah-dah!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Da da-da da-da dah-dah!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Da da-da da-da dah-dah!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Da da-da da-da dah-dah?
(VERSE 3, RAP)
Bologna coming my way
You know
I'm gonna get it
Pull it off to the side
Put some mustard on that!
Yeah, believe that!
Gotta take my hoody off
And also my hat
Don't wanna get it dirty
I'm ‘bout to dig in right now!
Cat!
(CHORUS)
Let's get some bologna!
Let's get some bologna!
Let's get some bologna today (today!)
Let's get some bologna
Let's get some bologna
Let's get some damn bologna today
Bologna, bologna! Bologna, bologna!
Bologna, bologna! Bologna, bologna!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Da da-da da-da dah-dah!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
Da da-da da-da dah-dah!
(OUTRO)
Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah,
Yeah-yeah-yeah!
Yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah,
Yeah-yeah-yeah!
Yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
(TUBA FART)