Cinderella had tiny what?

Alright, folks, first up on the agenda: just how common are shoe sizes anyway? According to PopSugar, our girl Cinderella rocks a tiny size 4-and-a-half shoe, way smaller than the average. Usually, for women, the average shoe size is between 7 and 8. So, yeah, Cinderella’s got those crazy small feet.
And here’s the kicker-it totally fits the story! Back in the day, small feet were considered the pinnacle of beauty, and Cinderella is supposed to be drop-dead gorgeous. She’s so stunning that Prince Charming couldn’t even be bothered with anyone else.
Now, let’s talk about her step-sisters, Anastasia and Drizella. Picture this: they’re all decked out in these killer monochrome dresses that you know The Vampire’s Wife would die for. They try their best to jam their regular-sized feet into the glass slipper, but no dice. The prince isn’t feeling it because their feet just aren’t dainty enough.
So, here’s the simple scoop for Leo’s burning question: Cinderella had the tiniest feet in the village, making her the only one to catch Prince Charming’s eye. Boom. Done.
But hey, once you start diving deeper into Cinderella’s tale, it’s a rabbit hole of “wait, what?” moments. Like, seriously, who thought glass slippers were a good idea?! Those things would give you blisters in no time. Yet somehow, Cinderella rocks them all night without a single crack.
Let’s be real: if Cinderella had a wild night of dancing, her feet would be pretty messed up by the end-swollen, irritated, you name it. But nope, she’s twirling around in that dreamy blue ball gown, spinning with Prince Charming like it’s a scene straight out of Dancing with the Stars. By the end of it, her feet should be sweaty and fogged up in those glass slippers. Honestly, Stepensky thinks she’d probably have a hard time even getting them off!
So, what’s the deal with Cinderella? She’s not just some sweet princess; she’s a total drama queen, making sure to leave behind a “lost” shoe as a token for the prince. And let’s not forget, they’re in France, but she’s clearly skipped the memo on the French exit.
Imagine if Cinderella had worn something sensible instead of glass slippers. Prince Charming could’ve focused on bigger issues, like helping his freaked-out staff unionize against his dad’s crazy toxic workplace. (I mean, the guy literally split the Grand Duke’s cigar in half with his sword just because his son couldn’t ask a girl for directions!)
So there you have it: Cinderella’s tiny feet set the whole wacky tale in motion, but maybe there’s more to this story than meets the eye.