I Asked My Subscribers to Build A Knock-Off Hogwarts In Minecraft

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  • Welcome to Bogwarts, school of Twitchcraft and Misery.
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Komentáře • 5K

  • @sociallyundead419
    @sociallyundead419 Před 4 lety +6406

    "Only ten students of Hogwarts died!"
    Honestly that's probably a record considering how many students canonically died.

  • @lordorion2105
    @lordorion2105 Před 5 lety +7889

    Being gay isn't a choice. It's an involuntary thing that happens when J.k Rowling decides it's your time.

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 Před 4 lety +1670

    "What's your house?"
    *s w e d e n*

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad Před 4 lety +32

      my house is quite beautiful. especially the back yard.
      I literally looked back at this comment and forgot what the joke was

    • @wishingstar3062
      @wishingstar3062 Před 3 lety +3

      I like your profile pic!

    • @zacariah0761
      @zacariah0761 Před 3 lety +3

      I think we found a new England is my city

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ava1173 your house is the white house

    • @thenorthstarronin
      @thenorthstarronin Před 3 lety

      @@WD_RatLad needs more Ikea

  • @hkplays5040
    @hkplays5040 Před 4 lety +3543

    "Welcome to Bogwarts, school of Twitchcraft and Misery. Now line up while we decide who's gay and who isn't."

    • @slugcat6226
      @slugcat6226 Před 4 lety +315

      spoiler alert: everyone’s gay

    • @rocco3374
      @rocco3374 Před 4 lety +59

      This is great quality cash money

    • @Adelaide_Transit
      @Adelaide_Transit Před 4 lety +181

      And If your lucky stop by Hagrids crack shack then go to huff and puff for some fun.

    • @no.dont.
      @no.dont. Před 4 lety +12

      LMAO HAHAHA

    • @baguettiregretti1961
      @baguettiregretti1961 Před 4 lety +18

      J.K. Rowling in a nutshell

  • @friendo5204
    @friendo5204 Před 5 lety +1212

    in bogwarts there's buffleduff, smitheryn, grapeflaw, peter griffindoor, and ofcourse sweden. can't forget sweden.

  • @NimbleSnek
    @NimbleSnek Před 5 lety +5646

    J.K. Rowling reveals that Sweden was the fifth, secret house all along

  • @adambaryliuk3393
    @adambaryliuk3393 Před 4 lety +829

    Theory: Luna’s mom died in a drug lab explosion while making some dank wizard meth

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper Před 4 lety +38

      We need J.K Rowling to make this canon, and I want this to be canon.

    • @sirtaytoii5141
      @sirtaytoii5141 Před 4 lety +35

      Jk Rowling: Lunas mum died from being gay

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 Před 4 lety +13

      That's what happens when the air conditioning system isn't efficient. all the vapours build up and a single spark can cause an explosion.

    • @sirtaytoii5141
      @sirtaytoii5141 Před 3 lety +1

      Heinz Doofenshmirtz hello again

    • @adambaryliuk3393
      @adambaryliuk3393 Před 3 lety +4

      Heinz Doofenshmirtz Yeah, but you don’t see people talking about moist memes, do you?

  • @hamrockvonschrnemark3119
    @hamrockvonschrnemark3119 Před 5 lety +369

    "At the End of the Bible JK Rowling reveals that the reader was gay all along."
    - RTGame 2019

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +5149

    J.K. Rowling reveals that Minecraft blocks are actually round.

    • @jackthunder2055
      @jackthunder2055 Před 5 lety +45

      How to properly clean your metal computer is you pfp that gamer cleaning dude?

    • @vihaanle3010
      @vihaanle3010 Před 5 lety +6

      jackthunder 205 nahhhh it’s pewds

    • @Thomasgermaine
      @Thomasgermaine Před 5 lety +31

      She also revealed that they're gay

    • @datpotatoes4005
      @datpotatoes4005 Před 5 lety +6

      NO! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

    • @syntaxerror6146
      @syntaxerror6146 Před 5 lety +25

      Minecraft blocks are revealed to not be straight

  • @sixteentheweeb3277
    @sixteentheweeb3277 Před 5 lety +487

    7:03 *Silently puts in a sign that says "Your dad lesbian" but erases it after*

  • @stickkid2153
    @stickkid2153 Před 4 lety +1658

    “The huff and puff room sounds like where people go to do drugs...” Why do you think the Hufflepuffs are so chill?

    • @grey9422
      @grey9422 Před 4 lety +19

      I'll have you know I have never done a single drug in my life

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 Před 4 lety +62

      @@grey9422 You never had caffine or sugar? Shook.

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 Před 4 lety +10

      dark elf luci paracetamol ? Melatonin ?

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 Před 4 lety +3

      dark elf luci I’m shook truly

    • @chikensuup7746
      @chikensuup7746 Před 4 lety +20

      They aren't chill, they're just stoned

  • @hahasushiwhat9308
    @hahasushiwhat9308 Před 4 lety +157

    “Ah, yes my favorite Harry Potter character, Frodo Baggins”

  • @am-xy6sz
    @am-xy6sz Před 5 lety +539

    Arthur Weasley wrote The Communist Manifesto

  • @somehorrorfan6157
    @somehorrorfan6157 Před 5 lety +2624

    If I may, here's a recommendation for a build.
    Walmart.

    • @ollie_ii
      @ollie_ii Před 5 lety +25

      Birthday Boy Blam Lover I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN LMAO

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker Před 4 lety +29

      Gun sounds intensifies.

    • @idman4081
      @idman4081 Před 4 lety +66

      Or, a bigger store to inspire much bigger builds:
      Ikea

    • @HeenaScribbles
      @HeenaScribbles Před 4 lety +17

      There's no Walmart in the uk

    • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
      @user-xp9jo2rv3q Před 4 lety +19

      He’s Irish so the Walmart equivalent in Ireland is tesco.

  • @emmab4587
    @emmab4587 Před 4 lety +133

    "the girls bathroom"
    "sike it's a snake pit"
    hahaaaahaa

  • @res0nance197
    @res0nance197 Před 4 lety +73

    Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 Před 5 lety +1011

    9:56
    "It looks very impressive .. but it's kinda hard to find your way around"
    that pretty much describes hogwarts

    • @mystichunterz278
      @mystichunterz278 Před 5 lety +18

      I love that there are no replies to this, everyone just agrees.

    • @andrejoss475
      @andrejoss475 Před 5 lety +17

      @@mystichunterz278 If you didn't reply i wouldn't have even known that it got so many likes lol

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 Před 4 lety +4

      Especially the moving steps

    • @chuuweebyou
      @chuuweebyou Před 4 lety +9

      the amount of times i got lost in the lego games
      they're probably not the best examples, but it's still hogwarts

  • @KIgaming.
    @KIgaming. Před 5 lety +2728

    You should get everyone to make Minecraft on Minecraft

    • @EggsDeinony
      @EggsDeinony Před 5 lety +149

      honestly that'd be pretty fun to see what they do if you did it either on a superflat world, or in the middle of the ocean. 'make a natural minecraft landscape'

    • @ohwellhey6221
      @ohwellhey6221 Před 5 lety +39

      get sethbling to build a computer that can play minecraft on it

    • @Jyappino1010
      @Jyappino1010 Před 5 lety +2

      1kth like

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth Před 5 lety +10

      Emulate Minecraft in Minecraft.
      Mineception.

    • @Kiru_Kahl
      @Kiru_Kahl Před 5 lety +3

      Sethbling did that but in a chest

  • @vanwheeze
    @vanwheeze Před 4 lety +1947

    Me: “Mom, can I go to Hogwarts?”
    Mom: “We have Hogwarts at home.”
    Hogwarts at home:

  • @lotto5498
    @lotto5498 Před 4 lety +53

    "Asherwereyaheadednah?"
    -Kerry Taxi Driver

  • @TheEliasSmellious
    @TheEliasSmellious Před 5 lety +174

    10:37 RT: "oH my gOd-"
    me: * sees outstanding whomping willow *
    RT: "the crest is complete!"

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 Před 5 lety +4915

    "Welcome to Bogwarts school of Twitchcraft and Misery"
    RTGame in a nutshell

  • @chedderjack4968
    @chedderjack4968 Před 5 lety +628

    “I ran out of book cases so now I have to store books in furnace”-Germany in 1940s

  • @jkrowiiings2649
    @jkrowiiings2649 Před 5 lety +218

    I am dissapointed that you didn't revisit Jk Rowlling's secret book collection, there may have been good ideas to steal...

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit Před 3 lety +18

      Hey JK why did you make me bi what's up with that

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před 3 lety +6

      @@lunaticusdjit what? Why are you complaining..being bi means twice the choice of partner

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit Před 3 lety +7

      @@yuki97kira oh yeah. More specifically, JK can you write me a gf or bf

    • @IDGs_space
      @IDGs_space Před 3 lety +2

      No guys there are 2 L's

  • @LukieBoi3043
    @LukieBoi3043 Před 5 lety +1222

    There was a sign on the whomping willow that said: womp me daddy, womp me

  • @janLilin
    @janLilin Před 5 lety +477

    *No guys, it's not Sweden!"
    Öh, thåt flåg lööks gööd tö me

  • @v.v365
    @v.v365 Před 4 lety +26

    I’m so impressed by all your servers, how everyone works together and doesn’t just dick around, creating a giant castle that at least looks cohesive

  • @lugialover09
    @lugialover09 Před 4 lety +26

    "It's hard to find your way around."
    That's 100% Hogwarts.

  • @MrCacoGames
    @MrCacoGames Před 5 lety +1209

    In swedish Bögwarts would be Gaywarts, good choice RT

    • @TW-xl2lk
      @TW-xl2lk Před 5 lety +249

      It's what J. K. Rowling would have wanted

    • @user-qn8mr9tj9j
      @user-qn8mr9tj9j Před 5 lety +14

      mr ratburn type beat

    • @eldmusic
      @eldmusic Před 5 lety +4

      Milkiiwei oh my gosh it frickin is

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr Před 5 lety

      JK Rowling got@@Stick_and_stone

    • @eelektrosszeboss3346
      @eelektrosszeboss3346 Před 5 lety +10

      Is...is that why so many people started making the Swedish Flag?

  • @thedogthatcandraw
    @thedogthatcandraw Před 5 lety +2990

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: Harry Potter actually took place in Minecraft

  • @qraee
    @qraee Před 4 lety +173

    reading the signs people put down are hilarious lmao
    7:27 “ur dad lesbian”
    8:12 “I stole cauldeuron”
    8:27 “Peter griffin hentai” 😂

  • @mikegrapefruit4987
    @mikegrapefruit4987 Před 4 lety +604

    Okay, you got me, us Slytherins may be evil but we know the true maniacs live in Hufflepuff.

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer Před 4 lety +22

      I am a maniac confirmed

    • @evl952
      @evl952 Před 4 lety +6

      Original Gameteer camp camp!!

    • @literallyjustthor2558
      @literallyjustthor2558 Před 3 lety +10

      Finally some fellow puffs!

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June Před 3 lety +7

      im happy that im in hufflepuff now

    • @d-rgk2477
      @d-rgk2477 Před 3 lety +4

      As a Slytherin, I take such offense to this
      JK I really don’t care

  • @andrewmly9834
    @andrewmly9834 Před 5 lety +3045

    "At the end of the Bible, J.K. Rowling reveals the reader was gay all along"

    • @kylianos3907
      @kylianos3907 Před 5 lety +5

      Checks out.

    • @andrewmly9834
      @andrewmly9834 Před 5 lety +6

      West Praiminus only if I am allowed to practice the p h i l o s o p h y

    • @brostrod
      @brostrod Před 5 lety +3

      If only I read the bible

    • @Wardstrik
      @Wardstrik Před 5 lety +1

      What kind of drug is that

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 Před 5 lety +3

      Jokes on her I’m bi

  • @caela2108
    @caela2108 Před 5 lety +1912

    “bogwarts: school of twitchcraft and misery”
    edit: ah yes, my favorite houses:
    - peter griffindor
    - buffleduff
    - ravenflaw
    and
    - smitherin’

  • @CyanideOwl
    @CyanideOwl Před 4 lety +26

    14:09 that guy is a legend with his skin having eyes under his head.

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 Před 4 lety +41

    “No one wants to be Slytherin because there evil” That’s a oxymoron.

  • @lukelblitz3627
    @lukelblitz3627 Před 5 lety +499

    "we only had like 10 students of hogwarts die" rtgames and probably dumbledore

  • @joelhoops5252
    @joelhoops5252 Před 5 lety +2774

    *Has school built in swamp called Bogwarts*
    *Doesn’t have Shrek be this school’s Hagrid*
    0/10

    • @syfilen
      @syfilen Před 5 lety +37

      would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @lunastark5089
      @lunastark5089 Před 5 lety +1

      @@syfilen 169 rn

    • @Hell0kitty
      @Hell0kitty Před 5 lety +1

      196

    • @BradyTheG
      @BradyTheG Před 5 lety +18

      Joel Hoops wHAt ARE UhH doiNG In mY SwAMP

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 Před 5 lety +26

      Shrek was busy impregnating the neighborhood today.

  • @callsign_ace8113
    @callsign_ace8113 Před 4 lety +32

    “Debt of the author” should be in the grand library

    • @shaewilson9450
      @shaewilson9450 Před 4 lety

      Ok I know this is months late, but it’s “Death of the author’! Hope this helps!

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 Před 4 lety

      @@shaewilson9450 yeah it was a joke

  • @nathan_3343
    @nathan_3343 Před 4 lety +31

    🅱ogwarts school of 🅱ichcraft and 🅱izzardery

  • @mcdanzy8379
    @mcdanzy8379 Před 5 lety +450

    J.K Rowling:
    *"RTGame is a British man , I never write anyting in my book that stating RTGame as an Irish man"*

    • @V-grandraccoon
      @V-grandraccoon Před 5 lety +20

      McDanzy before modern CZcams RT used to shit in the corridors.

    • @DrAGON11130
      @DrAGON11130 Před 5 lety +14

      ch2 page 4 of the 3rd book "Rtgames Irish face"

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 Před 5 lety +6

      @@DrAGON11130 His face may be Irish, but he is not

  • @TheRealShiaLabeouf
    @TheRealShiaLabeouf Před 5 lety +576

    "we can do our massive build sessions"
    You mean force players to build whatever you want?

    • @MrYeet-kw8fk
      @MrYeet-kw8fk Před 5 lety +19

      Shia Labeouf ✔ he doesn’t force them, he just tells them to build something and see how everything turns out with a few proddings and nudges.

    • @TheRealShiaLabeouf
      @TheRealShiaLabeouf Před 5 lety +19

      @@MrYeet-kw8fk I remember that when I joined the first sessions he snapped me

    • @bobisnotaperson
      @bobisnotaperson Před 5 lety +2

      Running in Bogwarts from Shia Labeouf

    • @leviewings4689
      @leviewings4689 Před 5 lety +25

      Shia Labeouf ✔ the snaps were necessary to conserve the servers resources. RT is the only one who knows this and has the will to act on it.
      Also it was done to keep the slaves in line but we can just gloss over that.

    • @kiweping5
      @kiweping5 Před 5 lety +1

      Child Labour yay

  • @chris210racer
    @chris210racer Před 4 lety +26

    3:45
    Wow. RT talking about Barthes and “Death of the Author”...
    Really reminding me how miserable my current Literary Theory course is.

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Před rokem +1

      Hey there, did your Literary Theory course improve at all? Just wondering here

  • @hagnekore
    @hagnekore Před rokem +28

    tbh after all that went down, id rather go to bogwarts. At least when i die RT will make a funny joke instead of calling me a slur

  • @Derfy_Derf
    @Derfy_Derf Před 5 lety +436

    The sorting rowling: Tells you what minority you belong to

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 Před 5 lety +1

      duck from BT21 edom

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 Před 5 lety

      Peepee cheese

    • @user-hf5tz7to3v
      @user-hf5tz7to3v Před 5 lety +1

      Sassy The Sasquatch So Deep Woke

    • @LlamaKing9000
      @LlamaKing9000 Před 5 lety +2

      @Sassy The Sasquatch Naw son, I'm a brown hair, brown eyed, right handed, 5'8", Asian man with 5 dollars in debt. I am the majority

    • @DKMperor
      @DKMperor Před 5 lety +2

      AAWWWW YEAH! I got an oppressed one!

  • @blastedelement8046
    @blastedelement8046 Před 5 lety +787

    Nobody:
    J.K. Rowling: Steve and Herobrine had an intense relationship.

  • @switzf1826
    @switzf1826 Před 5 lety +25

    9:06
    I mean who doesn’t store books in furnaces

  • @gummigirl
    @gummigirl Před 4 lety +39

    So... the place “My Immortal” takes place in?

    • @karina_martinez420
      @karina_martinez420 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G Před 2 lety

      oh fucking hell I remember reading that after seeing people talk about how it's like the worst fanfic ever

  • @unimornnbr1
    @unimornnbr1 Před 5 lety +139

    Jk Rowling reveals that Rt Games was familly friendly all along

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker Před 5 lety +6

      The whole family lives and works together
      In the coal mines

  • @jocelynn8848
    @jocelynn8848 Před 5 lety +3459

    Suggestion: You should force subscribers to make:
    -Your Tropical Island Getaway
    -A Highschool
    -Pokemon in Minecraft
    -Japan
    -Italy
    -Post Apocalyptic City (ex. New York, Berlin, London, ect.)
    -Amusement Park
    -Shreks Swamp

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 Před 5 lety +162

      If they make Italy, there better be notebooks playing Fighting Gold on an endless loop.

    • @princeofspeedz8408
      @princeofspeedz8408 Před 5 lety +53

      Brenton Taylor Japan needs to be Great Days, except it just goes “breakdown, breakdown!” over and over without continuing

    • @unholy_ghost1119
      @unholy_ghost1119 Před 5 lety +58

      Let’s be real, If they did japan there would be nukes everywhere.

    • @princeofspeedz8408
      @princeofspeedz8408 Před 5 lety +18

      unholy_ghost111 breakdown of society, STILL WORKS

    • @LurkerLurkerLurkerLurker
      @LurkerLurkerLurkerLurker Před 5 lety +24

      Rt: How bout we build Italy boys?
      His subscribers: Hold my pizza

  • @raggedcoffee9455
    @raggedcoffee9455 Před 4 lety +28

    “Wait Guys it’s not Sweden”
    - RT gaming 2019

  • @spazmatic53
    @spazmatic53 Před rokem +7

    Haha I remember 10:02
    I was the one who told them they needed witches eggs. I was so disappointed my master plan to kill everyone on the server didn't work.
    I wanted RT to give everyone on the server witches eggs and watch the chaos

  • @tobahobic
    @tobahobic Před 5 lety +430

    J.K.Rowling: finally built up the courage to tell my parents they’re gay

  • @romanminaster5180
    @romanminaster5180 Před 5 lety +330

    *"WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!*"*
    -RT Rowling

  • @adrianadeleon952
    @adrianadeleon952 Před 4 lety +48

    “No one wants to be slytherin”
    Me: **cries in slytherin**

  • @salemwolf4506
    @salemwolf4506 Před 4 lety +149

    RT: no one wants to be slytherin cause they’re evil
    Me, a slytherin: :(

    • @ferrin6326
      @ferrin6326 Před 4 lety +12

      Me, a Slytherin: :)

    • @JK-vq5me
      @JK-vq5me Před 4 lety +4

      Ayo slytherin buddy’s!

    • @artemiselliott3239
      @artemiselliott3239 Před 4 lety +5

      I’ve found my people. My sister, a gryffindor, gets so sassy with me whenever talking about hogwarts houses

    • @redpanda1681
      @redpanda1681 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm a ravenclaw and so is my twin. But my brother and one of my best friends are slytherin

    • @meowface6469
      @meowface6469 Před 4 lety +2

      Imr a hufflepuff and it's kinda sad how everbody doesn't like them :/

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx Před 5 lety +298

    JK Rowling: "Harry is actually the second cousin of Steve Rogers."

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 Před 5 lety +153

    *The devil works hard, but James works harder*

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 Před 4 lety +17

    As a hufflepuff, I just want to say that a lot of us are druggies so huff’n’puff kinda fits

  • @Freaksmile13
    @Freaksmile13 Před 4 lety +7

    "Am I still gay if JK didnt announce it yet?" LMAO!! Priceless 🤣

  • @martinkuzmik4240
    @martinkuzmik4240 Před 5 lety +119

    JK rowling reveals that the eu is brexiting from the uk

  • @harryjohnson7214
    @harryjohnson7214 Před 5 lety +100

    Came for funny man, stayed for English class.

  • @FlatulentJesus
    @FlatulentJesus Před 3 lety +4

    3:45 “Debt of the otter” or “Death of the author” you decide

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 Před 2 lety +4

    Shoutout to the guy who kept placing "ur dad lesbian" signs around RT

  • @thegovenor6166
    @thegovenor6166 Před 5 lety +366

    Here is an idea:
    Making everyone make a city skylines/sims/planet coaster type of area.

  • @segredosigilo5778
    @segredosigilo5778 Před 5 lety +390

    and this is how Shrek became the greatest Hogwarts wizard of all

  • @shakespearenuketh3233
    @shakespearenuketh3233 Před rokem +3

    ” family guy hasn't been funny since... Well, it wasn't funny to begin with”
    Thank you!!! If I could subscribe a second time, I would just for that

  • @wrenlyn4387
    @wrenlyn4387 Před 4 lety +12

    Now we know why Hufflepuffs are so goddamn happy, they've been smoking that good stuff

  • @bobbob1876
    @bobbob1876 Před 5 lety +450

    RT: Wait, Witches kill people?
    People: Oh, suuure. Obviously you just didn't know that...
    RT: *lights Witches on fire* that should take care of them!
    People: Oh, he actually didn't know...

  • @malinahunt496
    @malinahunt496 Před 5 lety +113

    bogwarts: school of minecraft and misery

  • @Brooklyn-ii9ph
    @Brooklyn-ii9ph Před 4 lety +37

    Coming from a Slytherin, we are not evil, we just are constantly on cocaine.

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer Před 3 lety +3

      Plot twist: all 4 four houses are just on different types of drugs

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 Před 2 lety +2

      @@OriginalGameteer 5* you cant forget about Sweden

  • @Rhiannon_rules
    @Rhiannon_rules Před 4 lety +32

    Family Guy hasn't been funny in....well it isn't funny
    -RTGames 2019

  • @rcpwProductions
    @rcpwProductions Před 5 lety +31

    nobody:
    just kidding rowley:
    the hogwarts castle is actually ram ranch and the main cast is one of the 13 cowboys

  • @kaelsolomon8269
    @kaelsolomon8269 Před 5 lety +476

    Barry botter
    Ran Beasley
    Behindie Langer
    Bouldersnort
    Prof. Tape
    Dumbledoo
    Shagrid
    Bufflefluff
    Ravenflaw
    Smithereens
    PeterGriffindor
    Sweden
    Bogwarts

  • @illumaQ
    @illumaQ Před 3 lety +6

    James is like that off-screen character you always hear about but never see

  • @rhaegartargaryen3162
    @rhaegartargaryen3162 Před 4 lety +135

    Books: say a character is white or straight
    Jk "just kidding" Rowling: imma pretend I didn't see that

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 Před 4 lety +2

      If you're talking about Hermione. Her skin tone was never actually mentioned in the book. And JK said she could POSSIBLY be black. She never said Hermione was. Just that she could be.

    • @LiliumTheRaven
      @LiliumTheRaven Před 4 lety +7

      @@MCshadr217 they say her skin just not very descriptive

    • @elizapetrie-nattress9552
      @elizapetrie-nattress9552 Před 3 lety +13

      @KrazyKiwi I may be wrong, but I remember someone replying to jk's tweet with the quote from the book that said 'hermione's white face' I think?

  • @elliemaedownham4730
    @elliemaedownham4730 Před 5 lety +55

    "I ran out of book cases so now I have to store books in furnace"

  • @kesochez8473
    @kesochez8473 Před 5 lety +122

    I actually took the official test and i turned out a ravenclaw
    bUt I wAnTeD gRyFfInDoR

  • @charliemcloughlin1761
    @charliemcloughlin1761 Před 4 lety +4

    “A beacon block here”
    The end crystal: ...

  • @hyperlyne8282
    @hyperlyne8282 Před 4 lety +5

    Plot twist: Harry just got really high one day and dreamed these 7 years in a matter of hours.

  • @misterdayne2792
    @misterdayne2792 Před 5 lety +41

    Is that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon background music??!?!
    OH THE MEMORIES!!!

    • @dustieyyy2747
      @dustieyyy2747 Před 5 lety +2

      Was about to comment this, I wanna cry cuz of the nostalgia and alcohol

  • @sydneydiehm3267
    @sydneydiehm3267 Před 5 lety +47

    “She needs to sort out her priorities.”
    -Ron Weasley

  • @julimalJhonBro
    @julimalJhonBro Před 4 lety +20

    2:58 I fell asleep while watching videos and then I suddenly woke up hearing: "Spoiler: at the end of the bible JK Rowling reveals that the reader was gay all along"

  • @drdr3tr0n
    @drdr3tr0n Před 4 lety +5

    9:35 Hogwarts is Englands school of witchcraft and wizardry, but then why the long train ride? Because the school is in the middle of nowhere Scotland.

  • @Nathan-jc9yz
    @Nathan-jc9yz Před 5 lety +51

    If you watched his Wii Fit video you would see it is RT's birthday today, so happy birthday RT (I think)

  • @darealslenderman6094
    @darealslenderman6094 Před 5 lety +105

    Bogwarts, balanced as all things should be.

    • @nekoku6779
      @nekoku6779 Před 5 lety

      Darealslender man as balance dictates

    • @TongueTwist
      @TongueTwist Před 5 lety

      I thought I killed you, why are you here?

  • @aidandurrant3513
    @aidandurrant3513 Před 2 lety +2

    Bogwarts is the setting for "Barry Water and the nice stone he found in the river"

  • @shadowcr0w
    @shadowcr0w Před 3 lety +3

    I feel so bad for the person that had a small house and wheat farm right next to where they built everything. Like imagine getting back online and seeing a that lmao

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 5 lety +1369

    J.K. Rowling: *exists*
    Me, a straight male: My time has come.

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 Před 5 lety +60

      *_JAMES CHARLES LAUGHS IN THE DISTANCE_*

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 Před 4 lety +6

      The Fruit Group *le dramatic gasp definitely not because my camera crew records my every move* He wouldn’t do that! He’s already got at least one or two same sex couples in his games! Who would a robot be with?

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 Před 4 lety +4

      Memsly Mem You’re right. That....would not be that bad.

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 Před 4 lety +5

      I’m a bisexual bitch

    • @ScourgeTheGreat
      @ScourgeTheGreat Před 4 lety +4

      @@rhys2275 Not anymore you're not -JK Rowling

  • @bonafikam
    @bonafikam Před 5 lety +53

    RT Rowling : Parry Hotter and the Minecrafter's stone block

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 Před 5 lety

      Barry Dotter and the minecraft joke book

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 Před 5 lety +1

      Jesse and the Enchanted Flint&Steel

    • @Clober_
      @Clober_ Před 5 lety

      Borry Fodder and The Coerced Crafters

  • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
    @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN Před 4 lety +2

    Plot twist: The magic world doesn't exist in the Harry Potter universe, it's just the effects from Hagrid's drugs. It explains everything.

  • @jg-7780
    @jg-7780 Před 4 lety +7

    The 7th book actually gives pretty good payoff, the movie skips over too many details to really understand how it ties into the overall story.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Před 5 lety +57

    Nobody:
    Jk rowling: Hagrid was a metaphor for bullying furries.

  • @twigwhisker9597
    @twigwhisker9597 Před 5 lety +47

    Master gave Lobby socks?
    Lobby is free!

  • @mapled_syrup
    @mapled_syrup Před 3 lety +1

    I love how rt's build streams went from complete chaos to nice happy organized builds

  • @eeveegaming4798
    @eeveegaming4798 Před 3 lety +2

    Bongwarts. Where every student is trusted with powerful magic but is very high

  • @abigolnerdball3876
    @abigolnerdball3876 Před 5 lety +71

    “I’m gay”
    - Harry Potter 2019

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon Před 5 lety +943

    J.K Rowling can confirm that the subscribers who built Hogwarts is indeed, gay

  • @S0ftiB0iled
    @S0ftiB0iled Před 4 lety +4

    7:34 a sign was added

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer Před 2 lety +2

    UK: Bogwarts, school of Twitchcraft and Misery
    US: Bogwarts, school of Twitchcraft and Missouri