When You Go To Heaven To Snitch On Jesus

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  • @meenajaraut8295
    @meenajaraut8295 Před rokem +30240

    "I just wanna go back and let him know we still not cool"

  • @superxiphias
    @superxiphias Před rokem +8007

    " *Yo God!* "
    " *What it dooo?* "
    👌🤣

  • @RealDrox
    @RealDrox Před 2 měsíci +35

    *“Be honest who else Is just scrolling through shorts rn”😂*

  • @tatianarivera2200
    @tatianarivera2200 Před 3 měsíci +131

    "I never thought walking on water was a option" got me dying

  • @DurzoBlint178
    @DurzoBlint178 Před rokem +7459

    Bro just violated the bro-code on Jesus💀💀💀

    • @Aizen-fm1ww
      @Aizen-fm1ww Před rokem +53

      God and jesus are the same person

    • @nickmumpfield5319
      @nickmumpfield5319 Před rokem +65

      ​@@Aizen-fm1ww if they are the same then when Jesus got baptized who told Jesus this is my son they were the same person

    • @nickmumpfield5319
      @nickmumpfield5319 Před rokem +37

      ​​@@Aizen-fm1ww in the Bible when Jesus was baptized God said this is my son and also why did Jesus pray when he was on Earth who did he pray too

    • @hithere01
      @hithere01 Před rokem +23

      ​@@Aizen-fm1ww jesus is god, but he is also the son of god

    • @kawmu4614
      @kawmu4614 Před rokem +11

      @@nickmumpfield5319 he prayed to his father my guy

  • @imanekone5211
    @imanekone5211 Před rokem +2314

    Jeff: "Yo God!"
    God: "What It DOOOO!"
    GOT ME DYING

  • @May092Edits
    @May092Edits Před 4 měsíci +694

    No one can make fun of Jesus ❤

  • @messiandronaldogoat2
    @messiandronaldogoat2 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Yo god
    "What it doooo"
    Bro is the chillest guy😂

  • @Marcolp09
    @Marcolp09 Před 8 měsíci +2218

    Bro turned God into his new best friend 💀

  • @miha3847
    @miha3847 Před rokem +3495

    I like the “what it doooo” 😂😂😂

  • @-Stitchie-Pop-
    @-Stitchie-Pop- Před 3 měsíci +7

    The “Yo God!” 😂😂

  • @LollyPopLollyPop256
    @LollyPopLollyPop256 Před 4 měsíci +9

    When I was in pre-school, my imagery of God was one of my female teachers in a blue silk robe with her hair wrapped up in a towel and was specifically 93 feet tall. 🙏

  • @nazokatkhonazarova7743
    @nazokatkhonazarova7743 Před rokem +1364

    "JESUSS"
    *STARTLED*
    GOT ME 😂

  • @MISTERmarvelful
    @MISTERmarvelful Před 11 měsíci +1045

    “Yoo god”
    “What it dooooo”😂😂😂

  • @kittensandcats4960
    @kittensandcats4960 Před 3 měsíci +4

    satan: hold my bears

  • @RosaMarleny
    @RosaMarleny Před 4 měsíci +47

    AMEN🙏🙏🙌🙌

  • @DAVERDVCK444
    @DAVERDVCK444 Před rokem +992

    What it dooooo had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @midnight_moon_
    @midnight_moon_ Před rokem +722

    "I didn't know walking on it was an option!" Got me lmao

  • @user-kd2mr6tu4f
    @user-kd2mr6tu4f Před 2 měsíci +2

    The fact that brother Jesus was using a phone

  • @Luv_god4ever
    @Luv_god4ever Před 6 dny +1

    He walked on water while i was floating on it. I DIDNT KNOW WALKING ON IT WAS AN OPTION.
    Got me dying😭😭😭

  • @BenBoyP
    @BenBoyP Před rokem +1758

    bro laughing at this joke immediately made me feel terribly guilty

    • @ItsHax_YT
      @ItsHax_YT Před rokem +15

      same

    • @redvenerable
      @redvenerable Před rokem +63

      Me, a catholic Christian laughing my ass off at this joke without feeling guilty.
      Doubt i will go to hell, God is forgiving.

    • @wakelogger8357
      @wakelogger8357 Před rokem

      @@redvenerable lmaoooooo with that mindset you def goin to hell my guy

    • @rat20108
      @rat20108 Před rokem +7

      ​@@WemplesTemplehow is it pathetic

    • @CosmicFishFaced
      @CosmicFishFaced Před rokem +6

      Not me, I'm muslim

  • @JonnytheWin
    @JonnytheWin Před rokem +592

    “what it Doooooo” got me dyin 😭😭😭💀💀

    • @Puavatherapper
      @Puavatherapper Před rokem

      Bruh the reason why he didn't give that man super powers and only jesus cause jesus had no sin in him, he was perfect. I'm sure the man had did something bad in his life

    • @user-gyrpw7vwh3
      @user-gyrpw7vwh3 Před rokem +2

      @@Puavatherapper it’s a joke video

    • @Puavatherapper
      @Puavatherapper Před rokem

      @@user-gyrpw7vwh3 no shit but who ever thought that this was a good excuse was a dumbass 💀

    • @FransHannaalkateb-ob9so
      @FransHannaalkateb-ob9so Před rokem

      No you shut up you can’t laugh in this stop it’s Jesus and god stoppo

  • @ARUSHKARANWAL
    @ARUSHKARANWAL Před 9 dny +1

    ''YO GOD"
    "What you do''
    Bro is saying it like god is his homie 😂☠️

  • @SamanthaEgesi-dx8uc
    @SamanthaEgesi-dx8uc Před 3 měsíci +2

    Jeff just broke the bro code 😂😂😂

  • @LunaAnimatesRoblox
    @LunaAnimatesRoblox Před 7 měsíci +327

    “What it dooooo” was so funny.

  • @Rose_flower17
    @Rose_flower17 Před 2 měsíci +1

    JESUS! 😂 YO GOD, WHAT IS DOOO? 😂😂

  • @user-mu6tl7em4o
    @user-mu6tl7em4o Před 16 dny

    the water part is sooooo funny like my dude said “i diddnt know walking on water was an option too”😂😂😂😂

  • @Talamf
    @Talamf Před 6 měsíci +482

    "Yoo god"
    "What it doooo"
    Yes dad
    Those three lines got me dead😂

  • @ReverMadow
    @ReverMadow Před rokem +528

    Did you give them water?
    Yes I did..
    Yes he did, then he turned it into-
    Shush- shut up..!

  • @packnitro
    @packnitro Před 2 měsíci +1

    If this video ain’t playing in my funeral,I ain’t dying

  • @dazzleriya9975
    @dazzleriya9975 Před měsícem +1

    Jesus & god be on their phone lmao 🤣

  • @trinityperalta1876
    @trinityperalta1876 Před rokem +296

    "JESUS...YES DAD"
    Had me dying hahahaha

    • @ryanbakhit8681
      @ryanbakhit8681 Před rokem +4

      Haram God has no son

    • @Swaggymimi
      @Swaggymimi Před rokem +2

      @@ryanbakhit8681 yes haram how can they believe that?

    • @zayh8272
      @zayh8272 Před rokem

      Same!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @fahiyoalinuur6875
      @fahiyoalinuur6875 Před rokem

      Its impossible god doesnt have parents he never was created he has no children

    • @wd.1278
      @wd.1278 Před rokem +1

      @@fahiyoalinuur6875omg u guys never shut up let people believe what they want

  • @commenter747
    @commenter747 Před rokem +1242

    *"I didn't know walking on water was an option"*
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @GreatChinTH
    @GreatChinTH Před měsícem +1

    Bro is being grounded 😭

  • @dazzleriya9975
    @dazzleriya9975 Před měsícem +1

    Is nobody gonna talk about the soda water fountain lol 😂

  • @Cloudyplayzza
    @Cloudyplayzza Před 9 měsíci +118

    “ JESUS!!” got me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @kechewilliams8425
    @kechewilliams8425 Před rokem +911

    “Yeah he stopped 3 storms”
    “Hey shut up shut up”
    Got me in my death bed 😂😂☠️☠️

  • @lostvillain
    @lostvillain Před měsícem +1

    “ yo god “
    “ what it dooo”
    “ u love me right “
    “ ye”

  • @SurprisedStars-mi9nk
    @SurprisedStars-mi9nk Před 3 měsíci +5

    Bruh this guy should be a comedian 😂😂

  • @Cosmo_1128
    @Cosmo_1128 Před rokem +193

    “ What it dooo“ had me dying😂😂💀💀

  • @Bzo411
    @Bzo411 Před 7 měsíci +82

    "Yo God!"
    "What it dooooooo?"
    😂

  • @user-dg2rg5dv2x
    @user-dg2rg5dv2x Před měsícem

    "Jesus is over here walking on water well I am just floating in it" 😭

  • @tagpage9345
    @tagpage9345 Před 9 dny

    "What it dooo"Got me😂😂

  • @xcvn2370
    @xcvn2370 Před 4 měsíci +647

    *"JESUS"* it actucally scared me too because the video was quiet so i had my sound turned up high😂

  • @TraSsquad
    @TraSsquad Před 5 měsíci +317

    "Jesus is just walkin on water while im just floatin in it💀"

  • @MiltonDucre
    @MiltonDucre Před měsícem +1

    Bro was like oh shoot my fault bro

  • @user-cd2uu9rh7q
    @user-cd2uu9rh7q Před 8 dny

    "I didn't knew walking on it was an option" 😂🤣

  • @taihallman
    @taihallman Před rokem +76

    “What it dooo” is perfection 😂

  • @Low-Tier-Spaghetto
    @Low-Tier-Spaghetto Před rokem +85

    J: aye don't tell him abt the wine thing💀

  • @user-il7ug1vp7i
    @user-il7ug1vp7i Před měsícem

    Jesus just here walking on warter and I'm just floating in it😂😂😂

  • @joymico
    @joymico Před 17 dny

    Jesus! Got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @MrDaylite
    @MrDaylite Před rokem +987

    Imagine just getting up to the casket and right before you say goodbye the body shoots up and goes “We’re still not cool James, fuck you” then the body just goes back down like nothing happened

  • @lithika01
    @lithika01 Před 9 měsíci +1064

    "Oh WOW, Heaven's nice"
    " Ya'll got a soda water fountain"
    Got me dying💀
    Edit: I am not trying to make fun of god. I talking about the way he said that line in the vid. Hope you understand what im trying to say.

    • @zeaa._.w
      @zeaa._.w Před 7 měsíci +19

      He shouldn't be making video's like this. God IS NOT A JOKE‼️😡

    • @USER-pe6lo
      @USER-pe6lo Před 7 měsíci +4

      ​@@zeaa._.wi agree

    • @USER-pe6lo
      @USER-pe6lo Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@zeaa._.wI agree but answer this question
      Will good people go to heaven

    • @PetsWorld3
      @PetsWorld3 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@zeaa._.wi disagree

    • @lithika01
      @lithika01 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@zeaa._.w
      I was talking about the way he said it

  • @user-iw8mt9ku2c
    @user-iw8mt9ku2c Před 2 měsíci +1

    " Jesus out here walkin on water while I'm just floatin In it".💀💀💀

  • @arthuryap530
    @arthuryap530 Před 26 dny

    " oh my faunt" the typo got me dying

  • @ishan_13730
    @ishan_13730 Před rokem +402

    "Yo God"
    " What it do"
    😂😂😂

  • @jessgarcia290
    @jessgarcia290 Před rokem +265

    "Yo God" 😂

    • @firstlady462
      @firstlady462 Před rokem +6

      What d doo!!

    • @kaylajimenez-me1rw
      @kaylajimenez-me1rw Před rokem

      STOP BEING RUDE TO GOD AND JESUS

    • @OhioAhhPlumbing
      @OhioAhhPlumbing Před rokem +1

      @@kaylajimenez-me1rw Damn bruh he commented a 2 letter sentence calm tf down💀💀

    • @RDMROBLOX
      @RDMROBLOX Před rokem

      @@kaylajimenez-me1rw no one is being rude to them

    • @-Izzy_XD-
      @-Izzy_XD- Před 2 měsíci

      @@kaylajimenez-me1rw bro how were they being rude like bruh-

  • @user-xw7ix6cj8q
    @user-xw7ix6cj8q Před 6 dny

    Not him snitching on Jesus. 😂😂😂

  • @AboyThelastname
    @AboyThelastname Před 4 dny

    I didn’t know walking on water was a option got me dying 😂

  • @elvirasaldana2475
    @elvirasaldana2475 Před 11 měsíci +132

    "Shut up oh my fault my fault" killed me

  • @Red_neck01
    @Red_neck01 Před 7 měsíci +54

    "JESUS" had me dying😂

  • @Horror_Bryelle_Roblox
    @Horror_Bryelle_Roblox Před měsícem

    Bro said everything Jesus did😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

  • @Tazbee777
    @Tazbee777 Před měsícem +1

    Yo god!!
    What it do😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Trending_Edits730
    @Trending_Edits730 Před 11 měsíci +78

    “WHAT IT DOOOOO” just cracks me up😂

  • @BasicMeh
    @BasicMeh Před rokem +225

    "What it dooooo" got me laughing

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs Před 2 měsíci

    Jesus fixing to catch a slipper 🤣

  • @ijgffgdfjn4836
    @ijgffgdfjn4836 Před 2 měsíci

    "Then he died and came back" he said it like "no big deal he just died and came back" 😂

  • @-football-forever-
    @-football-forever- Před rokem +75

    "Chris owes me 5 dollaz and I don't need it I just wanna go tell him we still not cool"😂

  • @BaconEditsok
    @BaconEditsok Před rokem +140

    “Wow y’all got a soda water fountain” got me. Soda water💀

    • @just_knight1
      @just_knight1 Před rokem +3

      Sparkling water 😐

    • @ajaheentrim3023
      @ajaheentrim3023 Před rokem +1

      Water fountain but instead of water its soda

    • @ajaheentrim3023
      @ajaheentrim3023 Před rokem +1

      @@Nicholas-lf2qd hi there are you christian if so it's cool and I AM happy you believe but this video is a joke

    • @YaneliLopez-bo9cm
      @YaneliLopez-bo9cm Před rokem

      @@just_knight1bro why ruin it 😐

  • @ShauryaPhadke
    @ShauryaPhadke Před 27 dny

    Not the Kawhi Leonard "what it doooo?"

  • @premchanddookran5036
    @premchanddookran5036 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "whata doo"😂

  • @KasherTV
    @KasherTV Před 5 měsíci +953

    God sees everything
    Who agrees

    • @kristinhorner4628
      @kristinhorner4628 Před 5 měsíci +6

      If he sees everything then how did he not see his own son showing off his powers?

    • @stella8450
      @stella8450 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@kristinhorner4628 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Scoromi_
      @Scoromi_ Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@kristinhorner4628chill this is a joke vid.

    • @alessia3913
      @alessia3913 Před 5 měsíci

      Fr it’s not even funny

    • @sanfranfan49
      @sanfranfan49 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@kristinhorner4628cause that didn’t happen

  • @Framed00
    @Framed00 Před rokem +30

    That “yuh” was The chillest yuh I’ve ever heard😂😂💀💀

  • @Artsy_CC
    @Artsy_CC Před měsícem

    The "Paper towel beard😂😂😂😂"

  • @RepatAssist
    @RepatAssist Před měsícem

    Here's a word for the funniest short in the world😂😂😂😂lol

  • @HayleeJayde
    @HayleeJayde Před rokem +158

    "Jesus goes walking on water and I'm just floating in it"😂😂😂
    omg ive never had this many likes tysm

  • @Emmi635
    @Emmi635 Před 11 měsíci +110

    “What it dooo” 😂😂

  • @UkrainemasterX
    @UkrainemasterX Před 10 dny +1

    Jesus: time to set yall on fire
    God: I’m sorry wha-

  • @aniah3610
    @aniah3610 Před 2 měsíci +1

    JESUS!!! SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH BRO

  • @Itz_a_Swifty
    @Itz_a_Swifty Před rokem +52

    “Jesus out here walking on water while I’m stuck floating on it”😂😂😂

    • @gunstore6581
      @gunstore6581 Před 6 měsíci

      W too this guy he didn’t make Jesus be the god bc alah is god w

    • @Heart4everyone
      @Heart4everyone Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@gunstore6581 yeah true

  • @JamesAdams-fw5oy
    @JamesAdams-fw5oy Před rokem +269

    That what it doooo got me slapping my knees fr

  • @maeveedwards9296
    @maeveedwards9296 Před 2 měsíci

    “Yo god” got me dying

  • @user-zv7nk4vi2k
    @user-zv7nk4vi2k Před 2 měsíci

    "yo God
    " what it dooooo 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Saad-sj1ry
    @Saad-sj1ry Před rokem +67

    "yo god this place nice as hell"
    "Hold on nice as what?"

  • @PostFacary
    @PostFacary Před rokem +656

    "He was multiplying bread he had like 4-5 pieces" 💀

    • @gseditsx.
      @gseditsx. Před rokem +1

      ur pfp💀

    • @PostFacary
      @PostFacary Před rokem

      @@gseditsx. ik it's fye

    • @melonking2404
      @melonking2404 Před rokem

      You are a bold and daring man with that profile picture, I’m subscribing

    • @chair32
      @chair32 Před rokem

      @@melonking2404 Ayo that kinda su-

    • @pr3tt7y.
      @pr3tt7y. Před rokem

      @@melonking2404 bro that’s gross

  • @maureenmondelly3238
    @maureenmondelly3238 Před 2 měsíci

    Electronics are so popular that even jesus has a phone

  • @AshiskindaSus
    @AshiskindaSus Před 3 měsíci

    'YO GOD
    WHat it dooooooo😂😂😂

  • @PARISISLIFE
    @PARISISLIFE Před rokem +101

    “ I didn’t know walking was an option” 💀💀💀

  • @meenajaraut8295
    @meenajaraut8295 Před rokem +123

    "What it dooo"

  • @Damariein
    @Damariein Před 3 dny +1

    I know God and Jesus ain't like that in the end... 💀 💀 💀

  • @ZoeyVesga
    @ZoeyVesga Před 3 měsíci

    bro rly said "YaLL gOt A sOdA WATER FoUntAin" LOL THAT GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣

  • @Nancy.F.
    @Nancy.F. Před rokem +24

    “Oh he did the bread and fish thing huh” had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahgrubbs627
    @sarahgrubbs627 Před rokem +106

    “You God”
    “What it do”
    💀💀

  • @OlgaSevilla-wu3xw
    @OlgaSevilla-wu3xw Před 4 měsíci +1

    If I see god and Jesus 💕 I would literally hug me

  • @peaceful_kat
    @peaceful_kat Před 4 měsíci

    " Yo God"
    "What it doooo??"
    \HELP IM DIEING/ 😂🤣😂

  • @gabrielledanso651
    @gabrielledanso651 Před rokem +179

    “Then he died and came back, lemme go back real quick”
    “For what?”
    “Cuz Chris owe me $5 and I don’t need it I just wanna go back and let him kno we not kool”
    Me talking to god about my parents 🙄

  • @kay7890__
    @kay7890__ Před rokem +47

    JESUS! Had me rolling

  • @THIFOfficial
    @THIFOfficial Před 17 dny

    Bro broke the holy bro code💀

  • @changchinchin
    @changchinchin Před měsícem

    Bros teleport at hell💀

  • @lewaax7555
    @lewaax7555 Před rokem +62

    Bro is having a sprint to hell 🔥💀