Kirby used to have a Violence Rating btw
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 28. 04. 2023
- You, yes you, youtube viewer, have you played Kirby 64? It's a game, I hope you've realized this.
Basically this video was supposed to be up a while ago but there were delays and stuff so it's out now WAOW! Subscribe for more completely random things that Sophist just drops onto the youtube website.
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Fun Fact: This game was rated T for Teen.
*"is rated T for teen" At release it was just E for everyone, but with the re-release on the switch it is T for teen for its use of blood.
Itâs T for The gods have made a mistake
Itâs not T for Teen⊠itâs the N64 app itself thatâs rated T for Teen.
Even funer fact
Shiver star is just the world but wight so Kirby takes place about when the next ice age will happen or Kirby existed during the ice age
Itâs actually E10+, the T for teen came from the fact it was bundled with the other N64 games on switch so by giving your kid access to Kirby 64 you would be giving them access to ten games as well
The amount of times Sophist fell down bottomless pits in a game where you can fly around is just hilarious.
Tbf, Kirby 64 is the first one without unlimited flying
@@Scorpionspear77 Which would be a fine excuse were literally any of his deaths not because he just straight walked off a cliff or fell down a hole without even half an A press.
Y'all got count of how much he fell off?
Kirby be the type of game to look all cute and then have the most darkest twist to man kind đđ„
true
Pyro from tf2 has been making video games
Just like sprunkle bob fr fr
The funny thing is that the violence rating is ONLY on the NSO version of the game. The original and Wii/Wii U versions had simply an E rating with no descriptors at all.
Well, it's actually the NSO service itself that's rated T.
Sophist-âHow can a dev expect a five year old to beat thisâ
Also Sophist-slowly walks into bottomless pit
Kirby as denji looks hilarious and terrifying at the same time. đ
Lore dump time: Shiver Star is canonically implied to be a post apocalyptic Earth.
Remember in Forgotten Land, there were a ton of abandoned buildings and cities. Itâs abandoned bc the Ancients used Fecto Elfilisâ space warp abilities to go to Kirbyâs dimension.
The ancients then probably found Earth, but something bad probably happened, which is why itâs frozen over and turned to Shiver Star. It also explains why Adeleine is the only human in the Kirby seriesâŠ
Thereâs more lore in Return to Dreamland Deluxe, and this was such a funny video
"I am not gonna read this lol too much text"
-Sophist probably
Why everyone keeps saying post apocalipse, not every ice age has to be a nuclear winter you know.
You also found the skill ability in this play session. It was within you all along. Proud of you Sophist~
Also known as F R I D G E
Chainsaw Kirby is both actually terrifying and also so adorable. Proof that Kirby can be cute and haunting.
1:16
Because you have *_cut_* the *_stone_* to make it an animal sculpture.
And all those animals come straight from the Kirby's Adventure games by the way.
9:11
Let's take a moment to appreciate how good at the game Sophist is...
He managed to die with the fridge ability... That takes some particular skills...
Used to? USED TO?
There are three mini games in this game too, but I can bet you that Brent will win them hook line and sinker.
Anyways, the last video was Vernias simulator for us because most of us knew what to do, and this one was the falling simulator for Eevee where every time he fell his sanity did too.
1:14 Reget humanity, become *BIRD UP!*
Imagine getting a game over in a Kirby game
It is funny how normal horrifying abominations are just an average tuesday in Kirby games lol.
13:54 I love how you saved the best version for last.
This game really had some of the best and worst abilities simultaneously.
The thumbnail goes SO HARD
I didn't even think it'd be possible to make this even more painful to watch than the previous Kirby 64 video.
I was wrong. VERY wrong.
"six months later"
Sophist: ah, we actually didn't do ALL of it
please give Ocanha a raise this video was edited so incredibly well I cannot describe it
this was so enjoyable to watch
With that Kirby 64 is completed, now what about Return To Dream Land Deluxe?
Thereâs a lot more Kirby games for you to play:
Kirby Dream Land 1-3
Kirbyâs Adventure
Kirbyâs Revenge in Dream Land
Kirbyâs Epic Yarn
Kirby Star Allies
Kirby 64 is the most cursed kirby game. Perfect for sophist. Quirky as always
Is that the only Kirby game you have played? Every other game is wayyyyy worse.
Failboat made the exact same joke like you did at 9:46 with the double spark ability. âNo one is around to help.â
This game holds the world record of "Worlds scariest kirby game"
"subscribe to make the pain go away"
_plays a violent game of a pink mass murderer_
Sophist, you enjoying the ability mixing system and how ridiculous some of them are gives me life
Why have I not become a channel member yet?
Well, congrats. Maybe you should stream a co-op game with Failboat sometime. I would watch it. đ
Actually based. They have done kind of energy I can't put my finger onto
1:29
As a Hispanic person, I love that you put Kirby screaming:
âMAMA GUEVOâ
as he falls
5:59
Guy: Fire can't be that deadly
Me:
im happy to see kirby 64 and 02 by extension is just making me happy
Kirby became so powerful swordsman, that game crashedđ
so, this is why vern loves kirby. no wonder why..
11:24 this makes sense, Eevee lost his sanity bar, and you know the definition of insanity!
What was the music before that?
2:07
Editor, my liver. Please, I want to keep them.
Jokes aside, this was a lot of fun watching you play Kirby 64. Loved the videos!
Can't wait for Kirby 65 to come out!
13:32 that just reminded me of the entire comment war about god jokes in another kirby vid đ
2:00 the collectables are nothing but PAIN to collect
Letâs go another amazing video by sophist
a really CONCHETUMARE kirby ending.
Reminder that this is the same guy who can always win at Bowser's Big Blast
That game was quite the adventure there! Hope your sanity-meter heals again after this!
Donât want to point at something but half of the video is Sophist struggling to relearn everything to only die by pitfalls. Nevertheless, the nightmare before twists have come to an end with Kirby and his friends vaniqush the threat ofâŠ. Whatever Tuesday drink they had.
The fact he did not see that fridge heals you is disappointing
11:44 âI still donât know how to beat The Rockâ
Consider using Stone Cold Steve Austin.
This is one Kirby game I never heard but now Iâm glad to know about it now
The editor is doing a really good job here !
seeing people playing games that I played as a child for the first time is an abstract kind of feel
12:54 still my favorite Kirby final boss!
And he didnât get a fear rating until Forgotten Land
This is how the top 0.1% Malphite gameplay looks like
I respect this editor. A lot.
Thanks for playing one of my childhood games. Reminded me of all the pain and trauma of dying to the stupidest things đâ€
Important things to remember at all times:
Fire/Electric + Cutter gives you a sword (a throw able one with fire)
Rock + Cutter is OP, you can become flying invincible bird that moves fast and rolls.
in germany its for ages 3+ by pegi due to violence, i think pokemon at 3rd generation had it too and later games an pegi 7 but that is because you kinda gotta know how to read if im not wrong, thanks for this video sophist
Already 1:29 in and Iâm losing my mind more than Vernias in Mario party when sophist goes random.
A BLOODY good game
1:30 My Hispanic soul got me good on that one...
BLOOD
VIOLENCE
*jumpcut to the most jovial of a song ever to ever*
finaly a kirby vid from you
Kirby is the kind of game that has 2 moods, a hunky dory adventure with nice friends or travers the 8 burning plains made from the culmination of mankindâs sins to slay all the demons you come across and kill god himself
This looks like a job for the Vern Nation!!
Even as a kid I played Crystal Shards and just conceded that the scariest thing in the game wasn't even a boss or trap--
It was a Scarfy.
8:31 Kirby literally has a Ninja Copy ability in every mainline Kirby game. It gives him a Katanna, throwing knives, smoke bombs, and even some magic stuff I can't explain
TBH as a Kirby fan i think i can speak for most of us and say, we are getting used to it
3rd part, please? Maybe Kirbyâs Dream Land next?
Yep, and now they are 3 years short
I mean.....Kirby does usually kill a god of some sort, so makes sense. Also that thumb nail is clean
Seeing Kirby as Chainsaw man is honestly badass ngl
If it's Kirby, it's always Vernias in my mind that falls off the cliff lol
Thanks editor lol
Rated T for Terrifying.
does he know about the specific planet called Shiver Star?
Sophist sadly didn't pay attention the adorable and wholesome love of Kirby and Ribbon.
(hopefully the internet doesn't ruin it.. ...R-Right...?)
Ah yes Kirby with an pure twist of horror
So many abilities, and I don't think Sophist ever really said what their favorite ability is. Mine was the bomb shurikens for just how absurd and cool and practical the exploding throwing stars were, with the fridge being a close second on providing free healing items with its attack.
I liked cutter plus ice
I used to no hit Speedrun this game, game's hard.
2:06
Editor, do you want to start a genocide?
'cuz that's how you start a genocide.
SOPHIST: is Kirby a Ninja!
Ninja: Fuck you I'm here
5:41 freedom planet 2 music!!!
Best series
That gurren lagann reference
I'm more worriwd about the editor's sanity meter having to deal with Sophist's gameplay
Hi Sophist I love this and I hope you have a good day and you are awesome and funny
I am not sure how he realize to get everything single crystal shards by here we are
I literally beat this game at five/six year old. However it was very hard for me
You must really love falling down to the abyss, don't ya? Lol
Sophist: let's see what cutter + spike is.
(Destroyed by holding it over head by ground)
Sophist: (Annoyed pouty sigh)
Me: guess he didn't expect that to happen. đ đ
I want to see more Jedi Kirby
Great job, Now beat the Boss Rush Mode
Okay, so, in your defense, this really isn't the most well designed Kirby game.
But also in the game's defense, it seems you really threw off the difficulty curve by not knowing you could fuse abilities earlier lol
Vernias better be typing a thirty page rant about how bad Sophist is at kirby games right now, because hooboy đ€Łđ€Ł Anyway thanks for the video.
The rating for this game makes me miss the K-A rating
Kirby 64 is weird. But fun to goof around with. Combined powers are so trippy, but the game was pretty solid overall.
How could they make kirby scary
Lots of Kirby falling this episode
Kid: Mom can we have chainsaw Kirby?
Mom: no we have chainsaw Kirby at home.
"chainsaw Kirby" at home: crime against humanity
I have counted 7 times that sophist fell on the kirby fall
At least you did better against Miracle Matter than Failboat did.
Kirby Dreamland 3 with King Dedede.
"i get to mount dededee"
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What's the music edited over the giant red sword?