Smooth Criminal - Ancient Style / Bardcore
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Ancient instrument cover
Originally performed by Michael Jackson, also covered by Alien Ant Farm.
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Annie art thou alright? You’ve been struck by a suave ruffian
Forsooth!
Pray thee answer me
Annie, art thou of good health? Thou hast been struck by a suave ruffian.
Annie, art thou of good health? Thou hast been smiten by a suave ruffian@@YellowJeff94
It seems in your anger.. you killed her
Annie.. art thou fine?
*Art thou WELL 😜
Will thee tell us?
Thee hath been hit by a swift delinquent
I think "Art thou fine"
Would be more like "are you of good quality?"
🤔 Anyone have an educated opinion?
@@melissasaint3283 I think that is more of a modern use of "fine". Fine was originally that something/someone is okay or not bad. We now use fine like medieval times would use fair.
We present, Sir Michael Jackelson in the throne
Sir?! Verily, thou dost belittle the King of Pop. =)
'tis thief, so velveteen and much like a shade. Untouchable.
LMAO
I don't get it
Brilliant
Sir Michael was my favorite composer back then. He would always play at the tavern, good old days
The King of Pop Medieval ♡
Effortless Malefactor by the fabled Sir Jackson the Fifth. Truly an exquisite showcase of a melodic piece.
Sir Jackson the Fifth is genius xD
As she entered through the window, I beheld the distinct rise of a musical climax.
She entered mine own rooms, leaving behind her a likening to that as of crimson blood on the pelt that lay on the floor.
She then hid herself under the great slab of table, understanding that her own self was unable.
So, making as to flee, she ran thither to mine own most private rooms, but she was struck down upon the breast by the smooth highwayman. Twas her doom to be done in so.
*Lyrics*
~Unwrinkled Miscreant~
as the gent approach’d the window
wast the noise of a crescendo
he entered her own homestead
he hath left bloodstains on her bedspread
she ran behind the bedside table
the miscreant saw she wast unable
the lady ranneth out the bedroom
she wast struck down, t wast her doom
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
shall thee bid us, art thou well now?
there's a soundeth at the window
the gent did strike thee, a crescendo madam
the gent entered thy own homestead
hath left bloodstains on thy bedspread
and then thou ranneth in the bedroom
thou w're struck down
t’was thy doom
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madame?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
thou wast struck by-
thou wast hurt by-
an unwrinkled miscreant
the damsel’s heart lacked pulsation
the nurse used bellows, for respiration
she hadst nay comprehension,
of possible overdistension
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
so, madam, art thou alright? art thou alright, madam?
madam, art thou alright?
shall thee bid us, art thou well now?
there’s a noise at thy window
that gent did strike thee, a crescendo madam
he entered thy homestead
hath left the bloodstains on thy bedspread
thou ranneth out the bedroom
thou w're struck down
t'was thy doom
madam, art thou alright? so, madam, art thou alright?
art thou alright, madam?
thou wast struck by-
thou wast hurt by-
an unwrinkled miscreant
Just perfect
This is beautiful, fucking incredible!😀
Love it because at the beginning it wasn't a 1:1 arrangement of the song but the it seamlessly became it.
I can imagine Gandalf just vibin in the corner with his staff in the hand
Thou hast verily found thyself to hast been waylaid by, been smote by, a devilish rapscallion
M dying 😹😭
Being A Smooth Knight In Medieval Times.
The lord of pop
It sounds even better with x1.25 speed
You just changed my life
It sounds like Plants vs Zombies soundtrack
@@mollytora6390 you’re welcome lol
luckily I found your comment!
1.5 is actually the tempo that the original song follows
I love your medieval versions, I feel like you put actual care and thought in them
Man, you set the bar high with this song, which is one of my all time favorites, and then pole vaulted right over that bar and created a freaking masterpiece. This is so good it is almost... criminal. 👑
Si. Mucho gusto
Muzan Kibutsuji back in time be like:
I just discovered this. I never knew bardcore existed. I'm here for it.
The ballad of the unwrinkled miscreant .
The King of Bardcore
We present Michael Jackson as the pharaoh
This hardcore version should be shine in some movies .
Thee haveth been bashed by-
Thee haveth been struck by-
I can't believe this isn't more popular
Pls pls pls..... More Michael Jackson covers..... 😭😭😭😭 I love this ❤️❤️
I agree😔
Yes more Michael. King of pop.
When you reach level 500 Stealth in Skyrim:
I don't know why but there's that hint of sexiness in bardcore that just makes you want to groove. I'm listening to the rest of your renditions now! 😊
Imagine if the Egyptian themed music video to michael Jackson’s ‘do u remember the time’ was actually done to ancient Egyptian musical instruments?!
Glad to see this meme isn't dead yet.
'tis a bop, milord.
Michael Jackson as a Egyptian king or even Mesopotamian king cause the song sounds Africa and the Middle East during thousands of years before Michael Jackson was born
Thee've been hitteth by a smooth criminal
As thou cometh into the stained glass
thy wereth the sound of a crescendo
thou cometh into her abode
thou left the bloodstains on thy carpetry
This is so relaxing and well done
Absolute bop
👍 loved it
When you become a highwayman:
So soothing ❤️👍🙂
If this song was made in medieval era how would music be today i just wonder.
And for this song i can say awsome.
art thou all well annie
Caliph of Cymbals
Thank you so much
criminally smooth
Was kinda expecting that really deep note string instrument but this is cool too
Excellent performance.
This is a bop-
🔥🔥🔥
Theodsaga has it , hereman in the middel eldes ȝefeghting in the Trewelich Ȝewin notenede to singen this song while on here ferde to The Holy Lond (Jerusalem).
Translation:
Legend has it, soldiers in the Medieval ages (Middle Ages) battling in the Crusades (Religious War) used to sing this song while on their voyage to The Holy Land (Jerusalem).
i know michael would've enjoyed this so much he wouldve found this impressive and funny 😂😂😂
You need to try to do a medieval version of something from the soundtrack from Conan the barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger because It is wild how good yet underrated and not talked about that thing is and I would love to hear It.
The medieval army *looks over the horizon*
Riding a giant bald eagle *They see a smooth criminal* flying off into the sunset.
Circa:1315
Do Human Nature next time 😍
Love these! Make more!
It reminds me of Witcher 1 game for some reason
I think have same rhytms
love it!
Love it 😅😹💕💕💕✨✨✨
Man what an amazing masterpiece I have problems at the beginning to recognize the rhythm of the song. Is like if you re made the song itself but adapted to another genre and era
Bards playing the music of the King himself.
Another fine tune squire should I tell the village folk?
1.25 playback speed is perfect.
عجيب!
Wow, you put so much effort into this. It's actually really beautiful!
Épico
You shall send your thank yous after I direct thy to listen to this musical ensemble at 1.5x haste.
Tell the King , Lady Annie has been struck by a smooth ruffian !
Play it on x1.25 speed
1.5x speed makes this godly
When the rogue rolls a max damage sneak attack
thou, thou is okay, thou, thou is okay, thou is okay, thou.
you been hit bye youv been struck by thy suave ruffian
Anniesworth, is thou okay?
Pray Annie! Doth thoust fareth well?
AYYYYYYYYYY COME ONNNN
Imagine if Morrowind or Oblivion had a piece like this amongst it's BGM.
Imagine a game like guitar hero set in middle ages with a storyline main char being a bard and you shred that lute....
Smoothe Bandit
Legend of the Ayuwoki
Twas but a slave, sire, but he became king
Annie art thee well enow
Beautiful 😍
Beat it by Michael Jackson please
Sir mr Michael jacklson to tha throne
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Nice indeed
Can you do Kimi ni tonari de (Disaster Report's game), but medieval version?
Put it on Spotify... Plzzzzzz ❤️❤️
Thine Annie art thou okayeth?
this is sooo underrated lol
Play at 1.5x
King of the 2nd millenium
at first it seemed like a minecraft son
Suave Cracksman
Do who is it
How goes you Lady Annie?
Is this medieval or ancient style for this song
Thou'st been disemboweled by, thou'st been disemboweled by, a smooth brigand.
seriously how do you make these? where can i learn or start???
1.25x for og michal jackson tavern party
Use 1.25x
no, 1.5x better
Art thou okay,Annie?
x1.25
An Anthem for All Rogues
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️