Justice - Stress - † (Official Audio)

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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2012
  • “HYPERDRAMA” new album pre-save: justice.lnk.to/hyperdramayo
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    Justice : Gaspard Augé and Xavier de Rosnay
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  • @fropps1
    @fropps1 Před 7 lety +4762

    I've reached the point where I now consider this relaxing.

    • @smaktube
      @smaktube Před 7 lety +125

      so true

    • @Awsomface
      @Awsomface Před 7 lety +85

      Fropps i sleep to this

    • @frankfurhter
      @frankfurhter Před 7 lety +216

      Fropps You people are the pinnacle of human evolution and should feel proud.

    • @delfeth
      @delfeth Před 7 lety +12

      eso mismo pensé

    • @tracerpose7710
      @tracerpose7710 Před 7 lety +91

      I don't only find this relaxing,
      I find it pleasuring ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @h31212
    @h31212 Před 4 lety +4522

    When you've been riding your uber for 5 minutes and you get the notification: Your uber has arrived!

  • @S14M07
    @S14M07 Před 3 lety +583

    It’s literally that one intense stock sound

    • @S14M07
      @S14M07 Před 3 lety +67

      I guess I could say it’s stressful

    • @Baloonboy105yt
      @Baloonboy105yt Před 2 lety +18

      and a saturday night fever sample

    • @loaduscoolclipz5505
      @loaduscoolclipz5505 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Baloonboy105yt really? which part?

    • @angelwolf9029
      @angelwolf9029 Před rokem +8

      There's a Devo sample too. The sirens were taken from the music video for their song Jocko Homo

    • @hello_alpine1693
      @hello_alpine1693 Před rokem +9

      You're not even wrong, it's directly sampling that. Apparently it's an Apple sound effect

  • @dim68583
    @dim68583 Před 4 lety +2009

    Chernobyl NPP technician: "huh, that's weird"
    Chernobyl NPP technician 5 seconds later:

  • @Wheelie1999
    @Wheelie1999 Před 9 lety +4173

    I had this set as my alarm for a while.
    It works.

    • @JigglePhysics
      @JigglePhysics Před 9 lety +82

      That's actually a great idea
      Imma try it out myself and see how it turns out

    • @mysupersweetFreak
      @mysupersweetFreak Před 8 lety +27

      +Aidan Kramer Lol you're crazy XD

    • @nefadez
      @nefadez Před 8 lety +54

      +Aidan Kramer you must hate it by now

    • @thelastcoolguyonearth4858
      @thelastcoolguyonearth4858 Před 8 lety +141

      +Aidan Kramer Must be... stressful

    • @nandodlaghetto
      @nandodlaghetto Před 8 lety +48

      +Aidan Kramer That's a dangerous game you're playing OP

  • @Chasseur592
    @Chasseur592 Před 4 lety +2774

    I've never had a mental breakdown in a nightclub, but I imagine this is what it would sound like

    • @ajvorob9117
      @ajvorob9117 Před 3 lety +67

      this is definitely not a party song

    • @jesuscm1398
      @jesuscm1398 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ajvorob9117 Check the live version czcams.com/video/BUCGocEAD2k/video.html

    • @Saplingbat
      @Saplingbat Před 3 lety +11

      I have, and it sounded nothing like this. But that's mostly just cause black Dahlia murder were playing that night LUL

    • @AlanJohnPeach
      @AlanJohnPeach Před 2 lety +12

      This song in a club is the fucking BEST. Only got to enjoy that experience once...

    • @AlanJohnPeach
      @AlanJohnPeach Před 2 lety +5

      @@ajvorob9117 wrong

  • @Dettlaff2
    @Dettlaff2 Před 4 lety +778

    When the teacher looks at your test paper then shouts "Guys make sure to read the questions carefully" to the class.

  • @createurdecommentairesdepu1232

    Finally, i've found 2020's opening theme

  • @WouldYouKindlyGWAR
    @WouldYouKindlyGWAR Před 7 lety +2885

    When you're alive.

  • @tobogansky
    @tobogansky Před 5 lety +3531

    Everybody crackin' jokes, but in all honesty, this is an amazing piece of work.

    • @eagleeyeprophetprincetonboston
      @eagleeyeprophetprincetonboston Před 4 lety +67

      Exactly

    • @aval1998
      @aval1998 Před 4 lety +97

      This would go well in a club, maybe not as a dance song but certainly a great song to get people's attention for a transition from a break and into an energetic song.

    • @fillerbunnyninjashark271
      @fillerbunnyninjashark271 Před 4 lety +33

      @Δ when you come into the comments section with a shitty joke but everyone was having a nice conversation

    • @mathieumansire372
      @mathieumansire372 Před 4 lety +24

      these edm guys were rockstars , they got some serious hot sauce

    • @placodermwisp8229
      @placodermwisp8229 Před 3 lety +7

      BUT have you seen the shadient remix?

  • @Robotnik75XYZ
    @Robotnik75XYZ Před 3 lety +451

    POV It’s New Years and everyone has done the count down and the clock says
    11:60”

    • @Chackravartin
      @Chackravartin Před 3 lety +47

      December 32nd

    • @ridezosmon2306
      @ridezosmon2306 Před 2 lety +23

      same year with "EX difficulty"

    • @WinterNox
      @WinterNox Před 2 lety +2

      @@Chackravartin Dumbass if it's 11:60 then it won't proceed to the next day

    • @youkilledma1211
      @youkilledma1211 Před 2 lety +2

      your life is a lie

    • @edjones4188
      @edjones4188 Před 2 lety +2

      @@WinterNox bro was just continuing the joke, chill

  • @spencerhenderson5283
    @spencerhenderson5283 Před 3 lety +438

    this consistently elevates my blood pressure
    perfect score, 150/80

    • @NeatoUnused
      @NeatoUnused Před 9 měsíci +6

      nothing like a lil hypertension to get you going

    • @skywardstargaze1768
      @skywardstargaze1768 Před 8 měsíci +3

      sorry to be a massive nerd and ruin the joke but if you had a blood pressure of 150/80 from just anxiety you probably also have an underlying health condition. thats considered hypertension stage 2

    • @The__Interloper
      @The__Interloper Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@skywardstargaze1768 Nah its the song

  • @TheRagingTypist
    @TheRagingTypist Před 7 lety +1736

    When the sun's coming up and you're still two pages short

    • @andrewscott1153
      @andrewscott1153 Před 6 lety +8

      Comment is fitting

    • @moodyblues9675
      @moodyblues9675 Před 6 lety +83

      fuck i'm the same situation rn wish me luck

    • @crandallcrandy
      @crandallcrandy Před 5 lety +9

      best of luck Moody Blues, hopeful u finished ur paper! and LOL - spot on, been there ~ done that, more than once :P

    • @antek1854
      @antek1854 Před 4 lety +8

      shit wish me luck I have only few hours to send my essay oh god oh fuck

    • @powerpanther4572
      @powerpanther4572 Před 4 lety +2

      Too real

  • @JetblackThemeTime
    @JetblackThemeTime Před 6 lety +3475

    When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising....

  • @highcat7184
    @highcat7184 Před 4 lety +592

    When your scrolling through the darkweb and see a live cam feed of yourself

  • @paladinmaid2334
    @paladinmaid2334 Před 2 lety +834

    We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
    May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
    Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
    Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith

  • @mattp928
    @mattp928 Před 6 lety +2769

    when someone tells you your steamed hams are obviously grilled

  • @averychaco8831
    @averychaco8831 Před 4 lety +924

    "Wtf is this song it's giving me anxiety"
    **checks phone**
    Ah appropriately named

  • @ConnorGrail
    @ConnorGrail Před 2 lety +201

    1:57 I am obsessed with this sound

    • @zzzonked1996
      @zzzonked1996 Před rokem +32

      it's actually a sample of the Devo song Jocko Homo, taken from the original version

    • @ConnorGrail
      @ConnorGrail Před rokem +19

      @@zzzonked1996 oh wow, and now I know. They used it to great effect in this song!

    • @sonicextremities9570
      @sonicextremities9570 Před rokem +14

      @@zzzonked1996 Yeah its wild how diverse sound design was back in those days (70s), particularly with synthesizers. I guess those were the days when people were still trying to figure out how to make sense of them musically. For the life of me though I thought the sound was a power-drill at first lmao.

    • @eti313
      @eti313 Před 11 měsíci +6

      It's from a 9-minute film "In The Beginning Was The End: The Truth About De-Evolution." It precedes the song, Jocko Homo, but is not part of the song. I don't know if it is part of a DEVO song or not. Other music that precedes Jocko Homo comes from the DEVO song, Mechanical Man. Here is part of the film that has the sample Justice used: czcams.com/video/Zk1DNzg0LWs/video.html

    • @ofirmatityahu348
      @ofirmatityahu348 Před 9 měsíci +1

      probably octave chords with a foot-operated whammy pedal set to 2 octaves. that's ,y guess

  • @angegothique13
    @angegothique13 Před 3 lety +321

    Basically anxiety as sound. I think about this song a lot.

    • @kashabia
      @kashabia Před 2 lety +7

      Anxiety type beat

    • @noumenondrift2522
      @noumenondrift2522 Před 2 lety +7

      Nope - nothing like anxiety

    • @angegothique13
      @angegothique13 Před 2 lety +8

      @@noumenondrift2522 and you've experienced all the anxiety of every person in the world to know this?

    • @michael171
      @michael171 Před 2 lety +4

      stress perhaps?

    • @thepope9648
      @thepope9648 Před 3 měsíci +1

      that’s why it’s called stress

  • @sketchymoof
    @sketchymoof Před 5 lety +670

    When you realise the test paper is double sided

  • @medinaalangabriel
    @medinaalangabriel Před 9 lety +414

    1:57 drill solo

    • @frankfurhter
      @frankfurhter Před 7 lety +34

      Alan Gabriel Medina Best instrument ever... The mighty power drill.

    • @WhyDidIJustEatThat
      @WhyDidIJustEatThat Před 6 lety +62

      GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL
      GO GET IT

    • @moosje1000
      @moosje1000 Před 5 lety +13

      Best solo i have ever heard in my life.

    • @zacharymorin5696
      @zacharymorin5696 Před 5 lety +16

      Alan Gabriel Medina A sample from the video for the song Jocko Homo by Devo

    • @digitalrailroader
      @digitalrailroader Před 4 lety +1

      To me, it sounds like pneumatic impact wrenches.

  • @devin2445
    @devin2445 Před 11 měsíci +44

    THE FIRE ALARM

  • @spy8s
    @spy8s Před 4 lety +125

    when sombody says "Whos the other guy in the picture" but you live alone

  • @DJmusicArtyom
    @DJmusicArtyom Před 8 lety +2478

    When you see a spider in your room, turn around for a little while, look back and it's not there.

    • @remy7541
      @remy7541 Před 8 lety +3

      same

    • @pizzat8069
      @pizzat8069 Před 7 lety +26

      Or when you turn around and see a giant spider on your wall

    • @JoeWhot
      @JoeWhot Před 7 lety +54

      1:57 when you turn back and its behind you

    • @mistermackey638
      @mistermackey638 Před 7 lety +13

      It's much worse when it's a centipede

    • @GrimmNemesis
      @GrimmNemesis Před 7 lety +18

      Or when it's an old man... I hate it when that happens.

  • @mariabobia69
    @mariabobia69 Před 7 lety +410

    It's like each sound/instrument represents a different stressful idea.

  • @Snackies
    @Snackies Před 7 lety +864

    when you have a good 4-line tetris setup and you accidentally place the blue tetramino incorrectly

    • @loverboi7371
      @loverboi7371 Před 7 lety +8

      Snackies L

    • @notgoink
      @notgoink Před 7 lety +44

      obviously you haven't played tetris. trust me, when shit gets fast, one wrong placement is a death sentence

    • @Snackies
      @Snackies Před 7 lety +31

      ionix ikr
      i'm a perfectionist, and when there's a 1 block gap in filled areas it makes me want to start over

    • @foolpierrot
      @foolpierrot Před 7 lety

      Snackies same

    • @two8three8
      @two8three8 Před 6 lety

      now that hurts

  • @xr2nightmare
    @xr2nightmare Před 5 lety +2641

    when someone on 4chan tells you your full name and what you've been eating

  • @LuisSilva-nt4vu
    @LuisSilva-nt4vu Před 2 lety +1705

    Extroverts in a party:
    D.A.N.C.E.
    Introverts in a party:
    *STRESS*
    Edit: Omg I made this two years ago and this is the most likes I've ever had in anything lmao thank you all!

  • @Fiercedeitymaster0
    @Fiercedeitymaster0 Před 10 lety +839

    Theme song to my procrastinated homework...

  • @w3zel787
    @w3zel787 Před 7 lety +1527

    When you see your teacher handing your test back, and its facing down.

  • @comradekirby9561
    @comradekirby9561 Před rokem +79

    This is what you hear when you're walking around your house at midnight and you hear a very quiet creak behind you.

  • @BozIsGodFR
    @BozIsGodFR Před 11 měsíci +24

    I CAN'T EVEN SEE MYSELF, BE MYSELF, BE MYSELF

  • @thecritic123456
    @thecritic123456 Před 8 lety +3205

    When the porn freezes and your parents are knocking on the door.

    • @patrickbateman4148
      @patrickbateman4148 Před 7 lety +56

      I really laughed :D

    • @strangerdangrrr4052
      @strangerdangrrr4052 Před 7 lety +62

      well in that case wouldn't it a good thing that your parents c-c-c-came!?? oh shit brb

    • @icyurchins
      @icyurchins Před 7 lety +98

      Steven Kusch throws laptop under mattress and laughs as loud as possible at dead phone with headphones unplugged

    • @zakbm
      @zakbm Před 7 lety +202

      Parents knocking? Wow you're among the lucky few.

    • @X-Axel
      @X-Axel Před 6 lety +8

      Im crying LOL

  • @anthor9146
    @anthor9146 Před 8 lety +837

    When you realise that your test have both sides 10 mn before the end....

  • @ukrmale_0783
    @ukrmale_0783 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Ми дякуємо тобі, о Моноліт, за те, що розкрив нам підступні плани твоїх ворогів.
    Нехай світло Твоє осяє душі мужніх воїнів, які віддали життя Твоїй волі!

  • @pax462
    @pax462 Před 10 lety +455

    "This isn't even my final form!"
    This is what I'm getting out of this.

    • @josephmamah4124
      @josephmamah4124 Před 2 lety +2

      “This isn’t even my final form!”
      Begins playing waters of Nazareth

  • @lvrsoul5693
    @lvrsoul5693 Před 8 lety +629

    When you turn off the lights and run to your bed

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon Před 4 lety +20

      AM I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WHO TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS AND WALKS TO MY BED?!? Dude, if the grunge wants to fuck me up, I’ll fuck her first. She’s hot.

    • @dendog252
      @dendog252 Před 4 lety +8

      NiD0 Ravensbeard lol. Wait what

    • @sanstitr
      @sanstitr Před 4 lety +3

      @@dendog252 ikr, "wait what".

    • @rjmario2234
      @rjmario2234 Před 4 lety +2

      @@chimedemon isn't the grudge a minor though?

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon Před 4 lety +1

      name jeffmyis YES I AM INSANE, YES I WANNA FUCK DEMONS, AND YES I EAT ICE CREAM WITH MY FRONT TEETH... just kidding, you’d have to be a god in order to do that.... AND YES I AM A LITERAL GOD, I HAVE A SPORK!!! *-*

  • @azretroz
    @azretroz Před 3 lety +125

    Y’all don’t understand the pain I felt when this song came on after I got eliminated from the playoffs in mycareer 2k13

  • @getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers
    @getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers Před 4 lety +129

    when you're running from a serial killer but still gotta Groove

  • @ElliotR1
    @ElliotR1 Před 5 lety +1424

    *When you forget to do your duolingo Spanish lesson and hear a knock at your back door*

    • @butterbruh3915
      @butterbruh3915 Před 5 lety +10

      Oh shit

    • @butterbruh3915
      @butterbruh3915 Před 5 lety +5

      I expected everything but not this!

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 Před 5 lety +7

      I just got that "these notifications aren't working" ping from the app, so I'd say this is pretty relevant.

    • @timbo11
      @timbo11 Před 4 lety +7

      DOULINGO OPEN UP!

    • @ScorieDivine
      @ScorieDivine Před 4 lety

      @@maenmoca4057 ROFLMAO

  • @MrRullemus
    @MrRullemus Před 8 lety +608

    When I was in the army doing basic training...Officers used this fucking song to wake us up in the middle of the night... it still gives me nighmares

    • @faaaaario
      @faaaaario Před 8 lety +37

      lol why

    • @chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360
      @chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 Před 2 lety +21

      Word? This song would've had me amped every morning😆

    • @LibertyPrime1982
      @LibertyPrime1982 Před 2 lety +34

      Based DI's

    • @MrRullemus
      @MrRullemus Před 2 lety +81

      @@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 This old dusty comment is still around. Imagine this scenario: You have an exercise for weeks that involves sleep depravation and constant physical "improvement". You sleep for an hour or two and this diabolical tune is run through a megaphone. Reason? To improve your mental attitude.

    • @lucylin3577
      @lucylin3577 Před rokem +7

      Woke up to this every morning for PT during FYOP at the Royal Military College of Canada :D

  • @explosivesexplode
    @explosivesexplode Před 3 lety +331

    when your skin gets all loose and you pull it off to reveal various minerals

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Před 2 lety +49

    it's AMAZING how you managed to ACTUALLY translate an emotion into music! pure genius

  • @CrypticInnkeeper
    @CrypticInnkeeper Před 7 lety +624

    A picture of a cross and yet it sounds like Satan chasing you and you can't get out of hell

  • @CloverTea123
    @CloverTea123 Před 6 lety +132

    when you send a risky text, and see them typing

    • @itsnickii
      @itsnickii Před 4 lety

      i get the same feeling when they either reply or not smh

    • @rlyehianbunnyman4242
      @rlyehianbunnyman4242 Před 4 lety

      Nice profile picture! Love that manga¡

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 Před 4 lety +280

    2019: "2020 is going to be my year! I'll become a better person!"
    2020:

    • @tamarahotte6441
      @tamarahotte6441 Před 3 lety +7

      Lmao 2021

    • @boygeniuspavement
      @boygeniuspavement Před 2 lety

      That is what I initially thought, as the 2010s sucked ass for me. Then Mainland China fucked up...

    • @WinterNox
      @WinterNox Před 2 lety +1

      @@boygeniuspavement :')

    • @boygeniuspavement
      @boygeniuspavement Před 2 lety +1

      @@WinterNox You found it funny, didn't you?

    • @WinterNox
      @WinterNox Před 2 lety +1

      @@boygeniuspavement No? Why would I reply with a sad smile if I'd have found it funny :(

  • @LeeSpork
    @LeeSpork Před 4 lety +716

    Oh man, this would be perfect for a video game, such as something like Hotline Miami

    • @nanobreak_
      @nanobreak_ Před 4 lety +59

      Have you seen the mashup on the siivagunner channel with Le Perv?

    • @ultrawweman7265
      @ultrawweman7265 Před 4 lety +18

      This song was on a video game already lol.

    • @peach_moon
      @peach_moon Před 4 lety +8

      @@ultrawweman7265 which video game?

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer Před 4 lety +9

      interestingly enough, i read this comment while i had M|O|O|N - Hydrogen playing on the background

    • @asapling
      @asapling Před 3 lety +8

      or roblox flood escape

  • @lemmegetagrit
    @lemmegetagrit Před 7 lety +125

    when someone catches you in a lie

  • @salsa101
    @salsa101 Před 4 lety +625

    When you see a long list of “when” memes and feel pressured into making one.

    • @Bigballs212121
      @Bigballs212121 Před 4 lety +10

      Salvador Flores this didn’t get the appreciation it deserves.

    • @moralkeule9202
      @moralkeule9202 Před 4 lety +1

      I start to think in meme-responses thats true and it's false :-p

    • @jackyamero5129
      @jackyamero5129 Před 3 lety +1

      This one actually got me

  • @Sm1ley1987
    @Sm1ley1987 Před 3 lety +108

    This song makes me anxious, but only because it's kind of a literal soundtrack to the past two years of my life. But I can still jam to it. Fucking dope song.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Před 3 lety +4

      I had that same vibe from this song. Especially when I heard it from Misfits. It really fits with the intense moments that runs with Curtis.

  • @j0eldba
    @j0eldba Před 7 lety +769

    when your next class is on the other side of campus and you only have 4 minutes to get your ass there

    • @adrichibi
      @adrichibi Před 7 lety +12

      ME.

    • @sd19delta16
      @sd19delta16 Před 7 lety +7

      I had to deal with that for multiple classes in my freshmen year in high school.
      Pretty much half the school was across the parking lot.
      What made it worse was that the school set up a narrow walkway between the areas, so the traffic was horrendous.
      We also only had 4 minute passing periods.
      There were so many people late to class.

    • @eastlake93
      @eastlake93 Před 7 lety

      HAHA!!!!

    • @jonh2179
      @jonh2179 Před 7 lety +3

      joeldba THIS WAS ME ALL SENIOR YEAR HOLY SHIT

    • @thischannelisnowdefunct
      @thischannelisnowdefunct Před 7 lety +2

      big smonk

  • @Johnny-rx4hs
    @Johnny-rx4hs Před 8 lety +346

    just picture the shark from Jaws wearing Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal outfit.

    • @michaelluciano1980
      @michaelluciano1980 Před 8 lety +3

      +Phil Lewis lol so random

    • @therealmvp_
      @therealmvp_ Před 8 lety +5

      that was spot on lol

    • @yyyboy
      @yyyboy Před 8 lety +7

      +Phil Lewis Imagine that shark working as a life guard at your child's pool 0_0

  • @yummy4871
    @yummy4871 Před 3 lety +62

    When that shadowed figure in your room starts walking towards you

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 Před 3 lety +2

      Happens to me every night. You get used to it. I even gave him a name

    • @koreaois4652
      @koreaois4652 Před 3 lety

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 what's his name?

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 Před 3 lety +4

      @@koreaois4652 it's intentionally stupid, but, "The Shape", because it's just the shape of a guy. Also because Michael Myers made that sound a lot cooler in my head

    • @koreaois4652
      @koreaois4652 Před 3 lety +1

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 nice

  • @dominickmartin9009
    @dominickmartin9009 Před 4 lety +1279

    Romans: Finally we’ve killed Jesus
    Jesus: (comes back in three days)
    Romans:

  • @Zula_The_Squid
    @Zula_The_Squid Před 4 lety +86

    I just love this piece.
    Always gets my blood pumping
    Awesome sound forgery.
    Awesome rythem.
    Awesome melody.

  • @SteveAcomb
    @SteveAcomb Před 4 lety +81

    I’ve noticed that my taste in music tends to shift more towards the “noise” end of the spectrum when I’m stressed out.
    This song is perfect for it

  • @pierreherrera4111
    @pierreherrera4111 Před 3 lety +28

    2021 begins
    immediately: "Justice - Stress - †" begins

  • @wmejia4122
    @wmejia4122 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This makes me feel stress/anxiety. Reminds me of Deadmau5 take care of the proper paperwork. 🥶

  • @DuckieMcduck
    @DuckieMcduck Před 9 lety +384

    This track always makes me imagine a squad of ignorant operators infiltrating a nightmare research facility, ending up consumed by their own frights and unleashing the surreal terror on the world.

    • @penutbuttergamerDK
      @penutbuttergamerDK Před 8 lety +24

      +DuckieMcduck Thats oddly specific....

    • @papayer
      @papayer Před 7 lety +33

      so F.E.A.R?

    • @nawan4650
      @nawan4650 Před 6 lety +22

      Get out of here Lovecraft

    • @dullheadedfreak
      @dullheadedfreak Před 5 lety +14

      so you're describing FEAR

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon Před 4 lety +4

      This song makes me think of an incubus (who hasn’t gotten to fuck in years) that needs to do something for the fate of humanity, but blocking the way is a giant cluster of gorgeous women who wanna bang him, and he has to quickly go through all of them if he can even get close to the place he needs to get to. And it’s just hot... I need to get a life.

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg Před 3 lety +38

    This'd make perfect hotline Miami music

  • @notlukas_.
    @notlukas_. Před 3 měsíci +5

    SLEEP ON ME IF U WANNA🗣🔥🔥

  • @ivancruz8537
    @ivancruz8537 Před 4 lety +31

    All jokes aside this song is groovin somehow making sounds that are stressful and making it a bop to listen to
    is a feat within itself

  • @Jacksonrox13
    @Jacksonrox13 Před 5 lety +45

    ARE WE NOT MEN?
    WE ARE JUSTICE!

  • @user-ss8ud1oe1q
    @user-ss8ud1oe1q Před 4 lety +1351

    When the quiet kid says "I want to show you something."

  • @jakeoscar197
    @jakeoscar197 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Glad Uzi is showing some respect to Justice, heard they’ll be on Travis’s album too 🔥

  • @Ey3zJr
    @Ey3zJr Před 11 měsíci +11

    i’m pretty sure i’ve heard this in 2k idk but Uzi killed the sample

  • @Boxcat
    @Boxcat Před 4 lety +50

    When you google search "i'm with headache, what could be the reason for it?" and results in "cancer"

  • @2875dulce
    @2875dulce Před 7 lety +523

    When your last pokemon in your party has it's health on red and you're out of potions in the elite four

    • @Henrique-dd9yi
      @Henrique-dd9yi Před 7 lety +8

      2875dulce no.

    • @2875dulce
      @2875dulce Před 7 lety +25

      Henrique Pereira yes

    • @icantbelievethisisnothentai
      @icantbelievethisisnothentai Před 7 lety +2

      sword dance sweep

    • @cyberblade505
      @cyberblade505 Před 7 lety +7

      2875dulce protect
      Wish
      Protect again
      Get healed by wish
      Attack
      Repeat
      How to aromatisse tank like a troll

    • @keithz.rawski6456
      @keithz.rawski6456 Před 5 lety +5

      When your playing competitive multiplayer 6v6, your last pokemon is on red but you've just managed to set up the most epic sweep in history and crush the whole team of your enemy within six turns.
      *Smogon University bans Baton Pass.*

  • @Halah60s
    @Halah60s Před 6 měsíci +7

    The Fire alarm 🚨

  • @marmalade8915
    @marmalade8915 Před 4 lety +281

    i'm playing this full volume and just laughing at the comments and my mom's looking at me like i'm crazy

  • @joshXxjoshgamingxXflores
    @joshXxjoshgamingxXflores Před 6 lety +240

    when the teacher is collecting the homework and you are copying your friend

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 Před 7 měsíci +6

    NBA2K13, Grand Theft Auto 5, and now Lil Uzi Vert.
    This song always finds its way to creep up on me.

  • @TheCraftgod
    @TheCraftgod Před 3 lety +73

    Yo, this would fit Payday 2 really well.

    • @PamIsley314
      @PamIsley314 Před 2 lety +4

      Fuck yeah it would

    • @Elsifan
      @Elsifan Před 2 lety

      @@duskdancer7577 I'll be eagerly awaiting for this mod on the modworkshop

    • @Elsifan
      @Elsifan Před 2 lety

      @@duskdancer7577 oh right, forgot about that rule. Oh well, you have it for your own use at least.

    • @ca0to285
      @ca0to285 Před 2 lety

      @@duskdancer7577 can you post it in like a google drive or smth lol

    • @stalkercodmzeantifur3952
      @stalkercodmzeantifur3952 Před 2 lety

      YES

  • @goprev9715
    @goprev9715 Před 4 lety +16

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
    Sincerely,
    Brain.

  • @octa7557
    @octa7557 Před 7 lety +716

    This comment section is the best thing on the Internet.

    • @Meritor15
      @Meritor15 Před 4 lety +1

      Megalovania comment section is the best actually

    • @marmalade8915
      @marmalade8915 Před 4 lety

      Come along and be free ikr

    • @weyarchive5451
      @weyarchive5451 Před 4 lety +1

      your mom is the best thing on the Internet.

  • @FesterGaming27
    @FesterGaming27 Před 8 lety +48

    I listen to this when I'm stressed.

  • @KOREA_GTA5
    @KOREA_GTA5 Před rokem +8

    I race through Los Santos listening to this song.

  • @leighocities
    @leighocities Před 11 měsíci +11

    Thank u uzi

    • @briansosa1113
      @briansosa1113 Před 11 měsíci

      Poser

    • @leighocities
      @leighocities Před 11 měsíci

      @briansosa1113 I've been listening to Justice since you were in diapers Brian watch your mouth young man

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před 4 lety +112

    It sounds like an alarm is playing throughout the song.

    • @borntraitor289
      @borntraitor289 Před 4 lety +3

      this is my gaming raid day alarm.. and it just failed to wake me up

    • @chetanm9598
      @chetanm9598 Před 3 lety +3

      i agreee, alarms fill up my stress bar like hellllll.including calls.

  • @fishchikin
    @fishchikin Před 7 lety +69

    why is everyone talking about having a shit?

  • @primusIIV
    @primusIIV Před rokem +7

    This is stress until you've listened to it for long enough to where it is now soothing.

  • @drear20486
    @drear20486 Před 2 lety +87

    Защитники Монолита, В Бой! Отомстим за павших братьев наших.

  • @thischannelisnowdefunct
    @thischannelisnowdefunct Před 7 lety +2379

    When the white kid in school says he has had it

    • @w3zel787
      @w3zel787 Před 7 lety +103

      Jesus Christ. pumped upped kicks is a better song for that!

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 Před 7 lety +64

      There's open wrath and there's concealing a dagger inside someone's stomach on a busy, Japanese day where no one will notice and the cops will be too late.
      Pumped Upped Kicks is the Japanese assassin song while Stress is a guy going berserk because he found out his fiancee was cheating on him and took half his money. cheated dude is so fucking pissed, he's on a road ragin' rampage, out for blood and revenge.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 Před 7 lety +45

      Before you ask, yes, I intend to make an anime out of both. Give me 5 years.

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 Před 7 lety +32

      im gonna check on you on 2023 dont you forget it

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 Před 7 lety +7

      He means me, snackman.
      Trust me, you have my word.

  • @sasausa2952
    @sasausa2952 Před 2 lety +159

    Благодарим Тебя за то, что раскрыл слугам Твоим козни врагов наших. Озари сиянием Твоим души тех, кто отдал жизнь во исполнение воли Твоей. В бой, защитники Монолита! В бой! Отомстим за павших братьев наших, да будет благословенно вечное их единение с Монолитом. Смерть....Лютая смерть тем, кто отвергает Его священную силу...

  • @ChickenTenderBender
    @ChickenTenderBender Před 13 dny +3

    I wish this song never ended. Holy fucking shit I love you Justice.

  • @rickydickson7687
    @rickydickson7687 Před 3 lety +308

    Japan: "That's weird, America only sent one plane..."
    Japan ten seconds later:

    • @binjoe23
      @binjoe23 Před 3 lety +3

      Hiroshima. Eh?

    • @glebstepkin2430
      @glebstepkin2430 Před 3 lety +12

      "Oh, thank Christ, it was only a weather plane. Really would have been a shame if something were to hap-"
      1:56

    • @classclown1024
      @classclown1024 Před 3 lety +10

      Fun fact: they actually used 7 planes during the first strike. 3 to various possible targets for weather evaluation, 3 on the actual bombing mission (one with measurement instruments, one with photography equipment, and the bomber herself, the Enola Gay), and one to be used in case the Enola failed. The second strike only included 6, those being 2 weather evaluators (one of those being the Enola Gay, the first bomber), the 3 on the actual mission (where the same plane was used for measurement instruments), and 1 in reserve in case the Bockscar, the current bomber, couldn’t make it (which was used for weather reconnaissance the first time).

  • @I-Ferret-I
    @I-Ferret-I Před 2 lety +11

    Best music in MOTOMAMI Los Santos

  • @bluetooth5562
    @bluetooth5562 Před 5 lety +531

    When you accept a drink from that generous guy across the bar and suddenly, your eyelids grow heavy...

  • @WhimsicalLittledawg
    @WhimsicalLittledawg Před rokem +17

    This has to be the most terrifying banger I've ever heard in my entire life.
    Wait, that's why it's familiar, my sister either used to or still listens to this.

  • @zachv7449
    @zachv7449 Před 3 lety +37

    When you're driving down a hill, see a traffic jam up ahead, and the brakes don't work.

  • @ThePertinentesUno
    @ThePertinentesUno Před 10 lety +12

    It never gets old ...

  • @Palexite
    @Palexite Před 2 lety +8

    The stems in this music is instinctively what plays in my head when stress gets me going. I didn’t even know the name of the song was called “stress”. This is literally a master piece.

  • @KRISKARNIGHT
    @KRISKARNIGHT Před 2 lety +8

    *FINALLY I've been looking for it since 2016 and finally I find it* 😭😭

  • @tenshi_alt_content4493
    @tenshi_alt_content4493 Před 4 lety +108

    When multiple Euclid and Keter level anomalies breach containment.

    • @julioalvesjulio5741
      @julioalvesjulio5741 Před 3 lety +7

      Me after setting the funny dinosaur free the zoo

    • @Hunter0530
      @Hunter0530 Před 3 lety +3

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    • @ck4211
      @ck4211 Před 3 lety +5

      When [REDACTED]

    • @th3auth0r44
      @th3auth0r44 Před 3 lety

      what scp 3999 hears minutes before researcher Tallorant enter it's containment chamber

    • @lobmati5998
      @lobmati5998 Před 3 lety

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  • @diarmuidring5546
    @diarmuidring5546 Před 5 lety +442

    When a fart feels slippery in public.

  • @8dmoody
    @8dmoody Před 11 měsíci +12

    Thanks Uzi

  • @peterdevito4012
    @peterdevito4012 Před 3 měsíci +4

    One of the best electronic tracks of all time. This song is 10/10 before it gets to 1:57, which to me leads to about two minutes straight of some of the finest work I have ever been lucky enough to hear.

  • @gallowscalibrator4368
    @gallowscalibrator4368 Před 8 lety +567

    I started going to the gym a year ago. I've met several of my friends there and even made a few enemies. But I met a girl there that I couldn't stop thinking about. She was more beautiful than anyone I had ever seen, and I wanted her. We started talking and I found out she was single, so we started going out. Weeks went by as we got closer and closer until one day, I wanted to take it a step further. I asked her to come to my bedroom for some 'fun' and she followed me. When we got into the room, she stopped. I asked what was wrong, and she said back to me, " Well, it's just... I need about tree fiddy." And that's when I realized she was a 20-story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. The Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again!?

    • @ghetklyk3073
      @ghetklyk3073 Před 8 lety +17

      I now this comment is old but... Ha south Park

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 Před 6 lety +53

      gallowsCalibrator I thought you were gonna say something like, "but then she whipped out a dick" lol

    • @thedotgamer9592
      @thedotgamer9592 Před 6 lety +1

      FUCK

    • @oopskederma
      @oopskederma Před 5 lety +13

      Got'....Dangit, Nessie!!! I aint givin you no tree-fiddy!!!

    • @kiraveritas164
      @kiraveritas164 Před 5 lety +6

      ..and here I was about to type r/thathappened

  • @MrCharrrles
    @MrCharrrles Před 10 lety +48

    open two of these and play them you're welcome.