What does the Gombe Chimpanzee War say about our past? | The Gombe Chimpanzee War 1974-1978

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  • The Gombe Chimpanzee War
    The conflict happened from 1974-1978 between two communities of chimpanzees in Gombe Stream National Park, Tanzania, the namesake of the war.
    Before we go any further, we can extrapolate quite a bit from this very simple bit of information about Chimpanzees.
    1. Another species is engaging in what we would describe only as "war"
    2. Another species is capable of pre-meditated genocide
    3. Another species has the mental capability to strategically plan the extermination of a rival tribe.
    4. Another species has what we would describe as "tribes"
    But what does this say about humankind? Assuming we share a common ancestor - could this war be an indicator of a commonality between our two species that is far more ancient than we expected? Let's take a look and see.
    Sources:
    www.sciencedaily.com/releases...
    www.cambridge.org/core/journa...
    www.sciencedaily.com/releases...
    www.newscientist.com/article/...
    www.bbc.com/earth/story/201508...
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    First video of the channel.
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Komentáře • 7K

  • @sparrow_r3364
    @sparrow_r3364 Před 3 lety +7009

    People on the internet: Return to Monke, things were simpler and easier back then
    The Monke:

    • @forteusvaldez4647
      @forteusvaldez4647 Před 3 lety +505

      i mean, what's simpler: staging a million-man war with tons of resources on land, sea and air on all fronts of the world OR kill lonely monke as group when lonely monke is eating?

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- Před 3 lety +305

      @@forteusvaldez4647 it's the same thought process

    • @friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258
      @friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 Před 3 lety +267

      I'm more into evolving to crab

    • @pole8740
      @pole8740 Před 3 lety +174

      @@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 doesnt everthing evolves into crabs anyway

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave Před 3 lety +21

      @@thanasis-_- it's a requirement killing is a necessary part of nature

  • @AageKush
    @AageKush Před 3 lety +3547

    This is how aliens study us.
    "To our shock, the humans have actually learned to engage in diplomacy and politics."

    • @dandy-dani
      @dandy-dani Před 3 lety +146

      Lmao no they haven't

    • @Billswiftgti
      @Billswiftgti Před 3 lety +40

      Where are all these dumb aliens

    • @AageKush
      @AageKush Před 3 lety +273

      @@Billswiftgti I know you guys are being edgy, but it's still diplomacy and politics even when it's primitive and ineffective.

    • @dandy-dani
      @dandy-dani Před 3 lety +23

      @@AageKush all I can think about is all the ridiculous rages and arguments and those trying to sound all smart when they really aren't, you feel?
      Besides it was in a jesting way such as your comment

    • @ammonn9930
      @ammonn9930 Před 3 lety

      Yeah but its in the alpha phase

  • @hisammy3969
    @hisammy3969 Před 2 lety +2230

    guy you can't just edit a load of spears into chimpanzees hands in the thumbnail and not give me chimpanzees holding spears in the video. this is outrageous.

    • @the_fist_inyou4785
      @the_fist_inyou4785 Před 2 lety +33

      Watch planets of the apes your needs will be satisfied…

    • @stoneageart9965
      @stoneageart9965 Před 2 lety +10

      Look again they had long sticks{ which by definition are spears }well the killed the big chimp....before they ate it

    • @bradyching3213
      @bradyching3213 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s a good idea though

    • @dannysmith9537
      @dannysmith9537 Před 2 lety +1

      Pretty sure there's already been a doco about this - Planet of the Apes I believe it was called

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 Před 2 lety +13

      This is outrageous, it’s unfair! How can you show the chimps holding spears in thumbnail, but don’t in the video itself?

  • @johnhickman8391
    @johnhickman8391 Před 2 lety +715

    One thing that makes the war so much more brutal that I have yet to hear anyone mention, is the fact that they grew up with, were friends with, were related to, etc the very chimps they were killing. They also used the information of their former friends habits, to locate, and eradicate them. That puts this at a totally different level of maliciousness.

    • @alejandrogonzalez8150
      @alejandrogonzalez8150 Před 2 lety +117

      When you perceive someone as a threat to you, you have the capability to instantly become antipathetic to them, their pain, their suffering. A less dramatic example would be exes after a break-up. A more dramatic example will be your neighbors who voted for the other guy in the upcoming Civil War 2.0. Good night.

    • @thepancakemann
      @thepancakemann Před 2 lety +21

      @@alejandrogonzalez8150 based comment, good night.

    • @justsaying3594
      @justsaying3594 Před 2 lety +5

      So what you are saying is the group was say pre-Obama America. When many couldn't stand what had become of their society they chose to go somewhere else. Then the libs led by the squad hunted them down and killed them all.

    • @jangowan5742
      @jangowan5742 Před 2 lety +1

      Monkeys can be trained to use Machettes,lol..it has been tried in Uganda,and I believe ,no one can wield a Machett like chimps,lol

    • @Harsh-tf9he
      @Harsh-tf9he Před 2 lety +1

      @@justsaying3594 i have never heard this conspiracy theory
      say more

  • @morale.9330
    @morale.9330 Před 3 lety +2805

    *Humans looking at Chimpanzee war it out: "Interesting..."
    *Aliens looking at Humans war it out: "Interesting..."

    • @Alien-qg2yn
      @Alien-qg2yn Před 3 lety +90

      Interesting...

    • @sayvionwashington1939
      @sayvionwashington1939 Před 3 lety +96

      "Hot damn. They hella violent. Savages."

    • @blaz1674
      @blaz1674 Před 3 lety +125

      *Chimpanzee looking at aliens war it out: "Ah yes, interesting indeed..."

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero Před 3 lety +87

      @@blaz1674 *aliens and chimps to eachother*
      "Interesting..."

    • @blaz1674
      @blaz1674 Před 3 lety +53

      @@NeutralGuyDoubleZero *Monke tips hat to alien* "I tip my hat to you, one legend to another"

  • @striveknight4782
    @striveknight4782 Před 3 lety +8576

    Monke: Execute Banana 66

    • @enema6222
      @enema6222 Před 3 lety +251

      Join the banana side, BananaLuke

    • @azureshieldchannel1969
      @azureshieldchannel1969 Před 3 lety +406

      It's over Bananakin i have the high ground

    • @enema6222
      @enema6222 Před 3 lety +214

      BananaLuke, I am your Bananafather * BANANOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

    • @bryanbravo6217
      @bryanbravo6217 Před 3 lety +168

      UNLIMITED BANANA

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 Před 3 lety +115

      @@azureshieldchannel1969 You underestimate my power, general Cornobi

  • @The7Purplekirbies
    @The7Purplekirbies Před 2 lety +762

    Ants wage war all the time, there are even literal slaver ants that go out and take the larvae of another ants hive and raise them to do the menial labor of THEIR hive. cruelty isn't exclusively human, we're just the best at thinking about it after the fact.

    • @oldmossystone
      @oldmossystone Před 2 lety +86

      Not by the definition used here they don't. There is no premeditation or planning from ants, no strategizing. For ants conflict is something that happens to them and they react to it instinctively. Chimps do it much more like humans do, with mindfulness, and awareness of consequences.

    • @wtfcrazygaming
      @wtfcrazygaming Před 2 lety +38

      And thinking about it before the fact, during the fact, cruelty is one thing, but recognising cruelty and doing it needlessly is a whole other thing.

    • @syedrehanalikhan7677
      @syedrehanalikhan7677 Před 2 lety +17

      Some ants also do farming and cattle herding

    • @BB-ce5ev
      @BB-ce5ev Před 2 lety +38

      @@oldmossystone so how do you explain orcas killing for fun or cats playing with a meal before they kill it. You can self loathe all you want weirdo do ot by yourself.

    • @oldmossystone
      @oldmossystone Před 2 lety +9

      @@BB-ce5ev lol
      The way Orcas and cats treat their prey has nothing to do with war or ants or chimps or self loathing. WTF are you on about?

  • @drcovell
    @drcovell Před 2 lety +509

    War goes back to the beginning. Even *ants* have wars, take captives, and eat their enemies.

    • @briarboy11
      @briarboy11 Před 2 lety +4

      Metaphor is tricky.

    • @brick4522
      @brick4522 Před 2 lety +32

      Yeah and ant wars are in bigger scale than we think

    • @gregorycosteas3539
      @gregorycosteas3539 Před 2 lety +8

      @@brick4522 honestly this just made me think about tetramorium ants which are the best known example (in the US) that engage in wars between colonies. I still hold that they're dumber than a pile of bricks compared to other species since they're the only species I've ever kept that's drowned themselves if I put in a bigger drop of honey, but I always attributed these battles to them being stupid and settling too close to one another, but upon thinking further it could be almost a collective process through the whole species (there isn't much if any individualism in an ant colony with the exception of the queen or queens) where they'll intentionally occupy territory that's only shareable at a smaller size giving both colonies an equal opportunity to grow and then selecting out the one which didn't capitalize on the resources as well.

    • @chimpanzee5016
      @chimpanzee5016 Před 2 lety +26

      Ants pretty much have wars all the time, they want more territory so they take over other ants bases only for humans to step on there base and ruin it😂😂

    • @briarboy11
      @briarboy11 Před 2 lety

      War is a metaphor here. Your level of education will determine how you respond.

  • @TheAlcoholic27
    @TheAlcoholic27 Před 3 lety +3184

    I once met a chimpanzee at a VFW who claimed he fought in this war. Looked up his record just to find out he didn't even serve in Tanzania during the 70s. Called him out on stolen valor.

    • @starrider6590
      @starrider6590 Před 3 lety +222

      11/10, will steal this joke

    • @MDVBIGDADDYQ007
      @MDVBIGDADDYQ007 Před 3 lety +43

      Hell,I thought tanZANIa was only one click from waKUNDa,I feel such a fool

    • @ElearningDigest
      @ElearningDigest Před 3 lety +147

      So many homeless chimp veterans go ignored by the government. Most of us just walk by them on the streets, not recognizing their sacrifices.

    • @adude8424
      @adude8424 Před 3 lety +99

      @@ElearningDigest Don't give any money to homeless chimp veteran. They just gonna spend it on bananas.

    • @TheJoshuapierce
      @TheJoshuapierce Před 3 lety +2

      fucking zing lol

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 Před 3 lety +3454

    Koba: "Ape not kill Ape?"
    Caesar: "You. Not. Ape."

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před 3 lety +160

      Caesar: "Kobe delenda est"

    • @bugz642
      @bugz642 Před 3 lety +62

      Its " you are not ape"

    • @prodigy-kt8pf
      @prodigy-kt8pf Před 3 lety +26

      @@bugz642 it's actually "you are not ape" lmfao 🤣

    • @bugz642
      @bugz642 Před 3 lety +11

      @@prodigy-kt8pfbruh thats what i said

    • @prodigy-kt8pf
      @prodigy-kt8pf Před 3 lety +2

      @@bugz642 didnt mean to send that to you lol was suppose to be the other person.

  • @Kkrider84
    @Kkrider84 Před 2 lety +337

    "Monkey, killing monkey, killing monkey, over pieces of the ground." -Tool

    • @joejose8433
      @joejose8433 Před 2 lety +2

      But Caesar said it shall not kill apes?

    • @yungdomino4718
      @yungdomino4718 Před 2 lety

      whats the song name

    • @withoutrhythm4009
      @withoutrhythm4009 Před 2 lety +15

      @@yungdomino4718 Right in Two, by Tool
      Amazing song.

    • @Subtlxty
      @Subtlxty Před 2 lety +5

      Glad to see someone has a great taste in music.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 Před 2 lety +1

      Those pieces of the ground got plenty of room for building houses and growing delicious plants

  • @WhiteBoy-mq9nt
    @WhiteBoy-mq9nt Před 2 lety +79

    I once saw an old chimpanzee wearing a rebel flag bandana , cut off tee , tattoos , with a thousand yard stare while smokin a joint. I could tell he was a gombe war veteran. Man did he have some stories

  • @GigaPangolin
    @GigaPangolin Před 3 lety +3325

    This is exactly what I should expect to find browsing at 3am

  • @PyroFloe
    @PyroFloe Před 3 lety +2838

    Everybody gangsta til' the Austrian monke gets rejected from art school

    • @eloiskret6074
      @eloiskret6074 Před 3 lety +255

      now, I'm imagining a chimpanzee with hitler's hairstyle and uniform making chimp noises while all the other chimps listen closely

    • @SchneemannFrost
      @SchneemannFrost Před 3 lety +120

      @@eloiskret6074 ww2 in a nutshell

    • @kirbykinetics_372
      @kirbykinetics_372 Před 3 lety +24

      but there needs to be a kaiser first that messed up real gud i like this even more

    • @porchofgeese_crockpot
      @porchofgeese_crockpot Před 3 lety +38

      @@eloiskret6074 Tanzania used to be ruled by Germany.

    • @adenmitchell7633
      @adenmitchell7633 Před 3 lety +8

      Art school in vienna*

  • @yeastori
    @yeastori Před 2 lety +259

    When he said "Guerilla warfare" I felt that

  • @pugshugs2870
    @pugshugs2870 Před 2 lety +61

    My grandfathers chimpanzee actually fought in this war. He gave his life for his brothers and sisters and unfortunately did not return home. Some of his mates came by to pay their respects and tell us how Hubu saved their life’s.
    RIP Hubu

  • @imperialguardsman5929
    @imperialguardsman5929 Před 3 lety +2899

    Monke: Ooh! Ahh! Ooh! Ahh! Ahh!
    Translation: Geneva Convention? More like Geneva suggestion.

  • @vulnerablerummy
    @vulnerablerummy Před 3 lety +3762

    giant lizard vs giant monke : i sleep
    monke tribe vs monke tribe : REAL SHI-

    • @DrJellyFanguzzz
      @DrJellyFanguzzz Před 3 lety +9

      Well, this is actually real, so

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva Před 3 lety +52

      @@doge8726 LMAO based

    • @drippeeboye607
      @drippeeboye607 Před 3 lety +21

      @@doge8726 Based Racism

    • @lancenwokeji6349
      @lancenwokeji6349 Před 3 lety +21

      @@drippeeboye607 how the hell is racism based?

    • @drippeeboye607
      @drippeeboye607 Před 3 lety +22

      @@lancenwokeji6349 Racism isn't mainstream and looked down upon by a majority of our society. Therefore choosing to be openly racist is based.

  • @LowenKM
    @LowenKM Před 2 lety +75

    "Humans are a Tribal species struggling to become a Global one." - Biologist E.O. Wilson

  • @nathanfarnes8815
    @nathanfarnes8815 Před 2 lety +56

    I mean, to be fair, your list of "another species" can also be applied to Ants, who have wars, commit genocide, have strategy, and an ant colony is essentially a tribe

    • @pole8740
      @pole8740 Před 2 lety +5

      ants don’t think thou, they don’t single out other ants they probably just do shit cus either it’s instinct or something from the queen

    • @Tracker947
      @Tracker947 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pole8740 Ants are quite complex. They do not "obey" nor are they led by the Queen. In fact, if a Queen refuses to perform her role within a colony, she will be coerced and forced into it by her workers. In essence, she's only Queen so long as she acts like the Queen.
      I'm not an ant expert, so take this with much more than a grain of salt, but my understanding is that Ants pretty much act based upon the necessity of the collective. There are lots of pheromones and such involved that they pickup and act upon with their antenna, but as far as their individual will, well like I said, there have been cases of Queen Ants trying to weasel their way out of what the collective thinks is best. But I don't know how much individuality or intelligence that really indicates. Not much, if I had to hazard a guess.
      But one distinction between Ants and Apes, is that Ants are far less likely to act outside of the necessity of their colony. They typically won't commit some kind of genocide if it doesn't serve some sort of practical advantage based upon their learned patterns of evolution. You won't, for example, see one colony split into two and wage a civil war as far as I am aware, although there may be an individual species with which such a thing is possible, I haven't observed or read about it personally.

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod Před 2 lety +3

      @@Tracker947 About ant civil wars, they only happen with megacolonies if im not mistaken. Once one part of the colony grows too distinct from the parent colony, they break off to do their own thing and this may lead to competition for resources.

  • @monotonexylophone1623
    @monotonexylophone1623 Před 3 lety +3128

    Monke: Civil War

    • @XavierbTM1221
      @XavierbTM1221 Před 3 lety +81

      Return to monke means waging genocidal wars onto rival tribes 😍🥺

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Před 3 lety +86

      Ape, together, strong....
      Ape, divided, weak....

    • @citin7829
      @citin7829 Před 3 lety +3

      :3 I would love to eat monke

    • @musachowdhury3655
      @musachowdhury3655 Před 3 lety +1

      Well if you put it like that every War is a civil war

    • @monotonexylophone1623
      @monotonexylophone1623 Před 3 lety +10

      @@musachowdhury3655 the monkey tribe split then they started killing the old tribe thats a civil war

  • @teowalcott6320
    @teowalcott6320 Před 3 lety +3839

    Came thinking it was a joke, stayed because it was actually really interesting

    • @startenderspacebar
      @startenderspacebar Před 3 lety +39

      @Mitchell Scripter imagine if we teach a gorilla to box and lift weights

    • @gonorrheadischarges3021
      @gonorrheadischarges3021 Před 3 lety +2

      Well ,that explains. Mobuto and sese Kabila...but seriously ,those were Castro's soldiers in monkey suits.
      Edit: cheat guevara as commander!

    • @vlonetroopz8291
      @vlonetroopz8291 Před 3 lety +14

      @@startenderspacebar an average alpha grown gorilla can lift 4x its size so they’ll probably lift about 4k lbs

    • @radcow
      @radcow Před 3 lety +5

      Chimpanzee are almost as horrible as us

    • @Dunge0n
      @Dunge0n Před 3 lety +23

      @Mitchell Scripter We taught that gorilla the concept of death. It deeply traumatized it. The first thing it asked was "what was the point of telling me?"

  • @Brian-bp5pe
    @Brian-bp5pe Před 2 lety +35

    I have known for a long time that chimpanzees were capable of horrific, up-close-and-personal violence. This knowledge came from a highly-publicized incident that occurred many years ago, involving a woman who was keeping chimpanzees on her property. I don't recall many of the details, but I think the chimps were "retired" animal stars that were used in the movie industry. Anyway, a friend came to do a well-being check at the residence and she was suddenly and viciously attacked by one of the chimpanzees. The friend who was attacked had both of her hands bitten off from her arms and her face was literally ripped away from her skull. She somehow survived and underwent one of the first (if not the first) face transplant surgeries. Having said all of this and knowing that chimpanzees murder their own kind in similar fashion, I am struck by the fact that Jane Goodall, herself never experienced violence by chimpanzees.

    • @hollyroxy25
      @hollyroxy25 Před rokem

      That chimpanzee had been given Xanax prior to that horrific incident. It’s worth noting that.

    • @lostrangerjosh8680
      @lostrangerjosh8680 Před rokem

      Chimpanzees are friendly to humans in the wild

  • @TheMillennial
    @TheMillennial  Před 2 lety +112

    I made this video as the very first video of my channel, with absolutely abyssmal technology (editing software, microphone, and general skillset), and literally zero expectations of success over a year ago now. I will forever make sure that I know the accepted pronounciation for things - so thank you all for my lesson with Tanzania.
    Thanks for the support guys, and have a good day!

    • @TheCharillz23
      @TheCharillz23 Před 2 lety +1

      Fits nomadic tribes 100%

    • @PleiadianDreams
      @PleiadianDreams Před 2 lety +3

      Chimpanzees are cannibals

    • @qgerald3881
      @qgerald3881 Před 2 lety +1

      good stuff, keep at it!

    • @tylerepperson830
      @tylerepperson830 Před 2 lety

      so now there just cavemen with more body hair and less top hair actually now they are people the apps have ascended to our plain

    • @rayjr62
      @rayjr62 Před 2 lety +1

      @@PleiadianDreams So are Tech executives.

  • @bluelionsage99
    @bluelionsage99 Před 3 lety +2971

    What is more scary is not they one group decided to get rid of others that went against them but that they managed to communicate among their peers the decision and plan to go do it.

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 Před 3 lety +309

      And track down the survivors

    • @Sean0845
      @Sean0845 Před 3 lety +147

      Where do you think WE and chimps got it from

    • @wesleymartins5970
      @wesleymartins5970 Před 3 lety +167

      @Eric Logos No one has ever said that.
      We just need a healthy nature to survive. That's why we try to take some care of it.

    • @seamusfinnegan1164
      @seamusfinnegan1164 Před 3 lety +180

      @@wesleymartins5970 unfortunetly some people do believe nature is inherently good ive gotten into arguments over it.

    • @lyrisio
      @lyrisio Před 3 lety +14

      @Eric Logos no one said that lololololol

  • @kaimcconnell2137
    @kaimcconnell2137 Před 3 lety +1374

    "War predates human kind"
    Ants, wasps, and bees that existed for thousands of years before humans, possibly even pre-dinosaur: "You don't say?"

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 Před 3 lety +217

      Ants enslave other species of ants, too!! It's crazy.

    • @cascas9656
      @cascas9656 Před 3 lety +260

      @@inquisitorialllama638 Ants are like super authoritarian mega communists.

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 Před 3 lety +128

      @@cascas9656 I know, right? They are so.... Hiveminded.

    • @NicoAssaf
      @NicoAssaf Před 3 lety +84

      @@cascas9656 Lmao I always picture ants when I think of uniform, conformist, communal societies too

    • @sidlukkassen9687
      @sidlukkassen9687 Před 3 lety +33

      @@cascas9656 Aristotle already noticed this.

  • @mtgoss40
    @mtgoss40 Před 2 lety +62

    I have always been curious how an assault is coordinated by them. Meaning, how does the idea originate and get communicated to others so that the collective knows what they are about to engage in? That is fascinating. Also, the cooking of food is an absolute cornerstone of human evolution. Most animals spend most of their time seeking food. Being able to cook food not only allows a more diverse diet, but less time is spent foraging for food allowing more time to engage in other activities. Thanks for the vid.

    • @anastasiosrounis3969
      @anastasiosrounis3969 Před 2 lety +3

      We didn't spent less time foraging, we spent less time eating and digesting

  • @edwincortes8423
    @edwincortes8423 Před 2 lety +56

    I didn't know Diddy Kong was capable of murder.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig Před 2 lety +3

      Guessing you didn't play Smash Bros Brawl.

    • @DaNintendude
      @DaNintendude Před 2 lety +6

      Diddy Kong is a monkey, so not entirely accurate.
      However, Dixie Kong is a Chimpanzee, so now we know that she is capable of murder and is not to be trusted.

    • @Abyzzol
      @Abyzzol Před 2 lety

      @@DaNintendude theres this cool and neat thing called a joke

    • @shadowgoethe
      @shadowgoethe Před 2 lety +4

      @@DaNintendude Diddy better watch it then. She might or is plotting to eat him lol

    • @princevegeta9763
      @princevegeta9763 Před 2 lety

      @@DaNintendude You need to be introduced to the concept of a joke.

  • @spiderdudesuper
    @spiderdudesuper Před 3 lety +1513

    I'm low key disappointed that they didn't have spears in the real war.

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 Před 3 lety +179

      Although, Chimps are capable of and have been seen using simple tools, like sharp stones and wooden "forks."

    • @terminalterry8628
      @terminalterry8628 Před 3 lety +461

      It's because it wasn't in the chimps government's defense budget.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +66

      It would be scary if they did

    • @ahmadshakur5755
      @ahmadshakur5755 Před 3 lety +44

      They will evolve to being avle to create and use weapons one day

    • @freakthenihilist2279
      @freakthenihilist2279 Před 3 lety +17

      @@joshuagross3151 still in the paleolithic era

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 Před 3 lety +2090

    Plot Twist: They fought to appease their God. Who we know as Jane Goodall.

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 Před 3 lety +115

      Jane told them not to go... they wouldn't listen

    • @SoftSpokenShank
      @SoftSpokenShank Před 3 lety +174

      "Goodall, or some may call her God All".

    • @scrimmybingus4871
      @scrimmybingus4871 Před 3 lety +151

      What is it with apes and women called Jane?

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 Před 3 lety +29

      @@scrimmybingus4871 excellent question

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 Před 3 lety +40

      @@scrimmybingus4871 I can only think of two and I am pretty sure that real life apes are unaware of Jane from Tarzan...

  • @garaktartv3647
    @garaktartv3647 Před 2 lety +17

    Jade Goodall: humans are Monsters and the most aggressive Species on earth
    >sees chimpanzes absolutey brutalsing themself
    >surprised pikachu Face

  • @gadsdenflag5218
    @gadsdenflag5218 Před 2 lety +36

    I want a Sabaton song of this event

  • @AageKush
    @AageKush Před 3 lety +748

    This may appear as a simple faction versus another faction, but this was actually a proxy war for the US to seize the Kasakala banana fields.

    • @stonerclone2616
      @stonerclone2616 Před 3 lety +77

      Sorry but, what you just said can't be allowed to get out.

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 Před 3 lety +47

      The FBI wants to know your location

    • @thearmchairyoutuber8669
      @thearmchairyoutuber8669 Před 3 lety +28

      @@googane7755 more like CIA

    • @emma-rz7mf
      @emma-rz7mf Před 3 lety +38

      op is gonna end up committing suicide by shooting themself in the back of the head twice.

    • @mijr9075
      @mijr9075 Před 3 lety +4

      Stay right there..

  • @paulraines9635
    @paulraines9635 Před 3 lety +1253

    The guy who figures out how to sell rifles to chimps is gonna make a mint.

    • @hoot444
      @hoot444 Před 3 lety +97

      I bet you could rip off a chimp pretty easy.

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 Před 2 lety +55

      Rich people are usually the creative people, we need to start dominating the free market of chimp gun manufactory

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal Před 2 lety +4

      There’s a video of a chimp with an ak on CZcams

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/QxYmm5yCJBg/video.html

    • @tdotitan8855
      @tdotitan8855 Před 2 lety +3

      @@hoot444 yeah then they rip off your face

  • @permavirgin3595
    @permavirgin3595 Před 2 lety

    Everything topic you make a video about is interesting man, good job.

  • @thomasbrown8468
    @thomasbrown8468 Před 2 lety

    This is very interesting. I’m going to research more into this. Thanks

  • @yury2749
    @yury2749 Před 2 lety +3874

    I was a little disappointed to realize you added the spears.

  • @MustangSallyB1atch
    @MustangSallyB1atch Před 3 lety +1436

    “A lot of the terms used are very human terms”
    Jane Goodall telling the story: “Ooh Eeh ooh Ah Ah *Genocide* ooh ooh *War and violence* Eeh Eeh Ah Ah *Kidnapping and ambush*

    • @voxpopuli7910
      @voxpopuli7910 Před 3 lety +43

      Okay that's pretty funny

    • @monetum1392
      @monetum1392 Před 3 lety +22

      You unironically nearly made me choke to death cause I was eating this is unexpectedly funny

    • @trevon5653
      @trevon5653 Před 3 lety +4

      😹😹

    • @maximoleon3110
      @maximoleon3110 Před 3 lety +10

      I was expecting "Ohh Eeh ooh *OOIL* "

    • @kis4kasper
      @kis4kasper Před 3 lety +5

      This sounds like a sam'onella bit lmao

  • @JDMaya
    @JDMaya Před 2 lety +2

    REALLY WELL NARRATED, AND EXPLAINED.

  • @pharmdad1824
    @pharmdad1824 Před 2 lety

    Excellent video. I minored in psychology and never heard about this. Subbed

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 Před 3 lety +630

    Somewhere, in Gombe - a single thought arises:
    "Grim Dark. Only War."

    • @oskarandersson9856
      @oskarandersson9856 Před 3 lety +1

      Funny

    • @Kaleb-wu6hg
      @Kaleb-wu6hg Před 3 lety +31

      Reject monke
      Evolve to robot

    • @adamwilson6545
      @adamwilson6545 Před 3 lety +31

      Monke- "blood for the blood God"

    • @Excaliburumbra801
      @Excaliburumbra801 Před 3 lety +15

      "In the distopic year of 1970 theres only monkey war and fog from swuamps"

    • @kdasmall5758
      @kdasmall5758 Před 3 lety +1

      It looks like the work of the twin gods gwrok and mork....they were looking for a good scrap

  • @LennoxParsec
    @LennoxParsec Před 3 lety +949

    "Return to Monke, they're peacefull"
    Monke.- Rip and tear until it's done.

  • @ColbaltiaOrSomething
    @ColbaltiaOrSomething Před 2 lety +13

    Oversimplified needs to make a video about this

  • @samhubbard7127
    @samhubbard7127 Před 2 lety

    fascinating video thanks for sharing.

  • @Ebola-Kun
    @Ebola-Kun Před 3 lety +1441

    Ants have wars. Sometimes they even join colonies of the same species, none of these behaviors are uniquely mammalian/hominid

    • @jaycee4844
      @jaycee4844 Před 3 lety +215

      Ants dont have 98% of our DNA. That was his point, that these chimpanzee wars can teach us about ourselves.

    • @michaelg.tucker6363
      @michaelg.tucker6363 Před 3 lety +144

      @@jaycee4844 That is true, but he stated in this video that it was believed, prior to this incident, that humans beings were the only living beings on Earth that plot wars and engage in premeditated murder. This is not exclusive to human beings and mammals. I would add that he called us human beings "animals", I do not hold to this view for many reasons. But regardless, of our differing views/beliefs about this the animal/insect world is just as violent as we human beings are. And, they definitely engage in premediated murder.

    • @uuddlrlrabsmhm8430
      @uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 Před 3 lety +84

      ​@@michaelg.tucker6363
      Why are humans not animals? What are your reasons? I want to insult you, so it's best if you don't reply. Just in case you do, your views are shit. I've known humans for 18 years and I can understand three facts:
      - We agree with what feels best
      - We also agree with what is right
      - We are driven by emotion
      So, your points may not be rooted in fact. It may be entirely metaphysical, Godly, religious maybe, but that doesn't matter because Gods are falsified - multiple religions exist so it doesn't prove much.

    • @oryan4395
      @oryan4395 Před 3 lety +54

      @@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 you can't say your argument is unassailable because you view what he might counter with as false. Just because you think something is false doesn't make it so. That's a lesson I've learned over my lifetime a few times.

    • @uuddlrlrabsmhm8430
      @uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 Před 3 lety +7

      @@oryan4395
      So, you felt nothing when you replied? If yes, you're wrong. If no, you're right. The need to reply means you felt the need to reply to me? That proves 1 of 3 points right.
      You said that I think Gods are false. That proves the first of the 3 points right.
      Inevitably the last point is a mix of the first 2 points - experience is equated to 2 standards, not one.
      ===
      Your wisdom failed you, grow a bit older. I don't know if you'll believe me or not, but you're just like the teenagers of today. You don't have anything different to say, you have nothing new to add, you're useless to me. Replying to you was fun, but you're useless. Sorry... wait... I'm not :?

  • @SamLeroSberg
    @SamLeroSberg Před 2 lety +1961

    "One monke Weak"
    "More Monke Stronk"
    - General Monke

    • @theearthisnotflat4398
      @theearthisnotflat4398 Před 2 lety +139

      I see you also read "The Art of Monke"

    • @atomiswave2
      @atomiswave2 Před 2 lety +20

      Smart monke

    • @donaldjohnson257
      @donaldjohnson257 Před 2 lety +6

      @@atomiswave2.....Yeah, the one without the tail called himself Adam!

    • @richardconnelly7141
      @richardconnelly7141 Před 2 lety +4

      well if you had your face ripped off by this monkey you would have more respect,this animal could rip your limbs off in a couple of minutes,its happened to humans,they are far more powerful than the strongest men

    • @roboticintelligenceunit1a652
      @roboticintelligenceunit1a652 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

  • @frodowiz
    @frodowiz Před 2 lety

    Fascinating.. most incredible of all was their ability to form wooden handle spears with iron tips. You should do another video about this. I'd love to see the forge.

  • @thegod2401
    @thegod2401 Před 2 lety

    Amazing video

  • @elgringo7088
    @elgringo7088 Před 3 lety +998

    That wasn’t a war... it was a massacre... I was the only survivor in my squad, Sniff just had a kid too... I will never forgive myself for what they did... the screams, the fire, blood... it never leaves...

    • @sillywillyproductions
      @sillywillyproductions Před 3 lety +76

      I’m so sorry for your loss. Dark times we have entered

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 Před 3 lety +95

      You weren't prepared for the random chimp event

    • @eponymousarchon7442
      @eponymousarchon7442 Před 3 lety +50

      I told you to follow Caesar and not Bubbles, that guy was never going to make a good General.

    • @franciskeough6416
      @franciskeough6416 Před 3 lety +29

      War . . . War never changes.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Před 3 lety +29

      Monke:
      "Why are we here? Just to suffer?.... Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our bananas!"

  • @zackmolano9428
    @zackmolano9428 Před 3 lety +771

    It's not a war when one side ain't fighting back that was just murder

    • @aussiecath
      @aussiecath Před 3 lety +192

      True. A more straightforward explanation is that they killed any lone male chimps they found who were not part of their group.

    • @martinq2370
      @martinq2370 Před 3 lety +233

      @@aussiecath gang violence

    • @jenk7583
      @jenk7583 Před 3 lety +36

      good point! ape shit killing spree

    • @alexjulius69
      @alexjulius69 Před 3 lety +22

      Massacare

    • @DeadlyAlienInvader
      @DeadlyAlienInvader Před 3 lety +18

      Sounds like a riot to me.

  • @777Creations
    @777Creations Před 2 lety

    Bro, where did you come from lol I love what you focus on. This is stuff I obsess over daily.

  • @balaclipa
    @balaclipa Před 2 lety

    nicely compiled

  • @darthvader9249
    @darthvader9249 Před 3 lety +796

    today is the day youtube algorithm decided i learn about the gombe chimpanzee war. thanks youtube

  • @sharjeelazeem2753
    @sharjeelazeem2753 Před 3 lety +336

    "they were killed because they rooted for Godzilla"
    - Genghanzee Khan

  • @rishadq
    @rishadq Před 2 lety

    Interesting, thanks!

  • @WickedPrince3D
    @WickedPrince3D Před 2 lety +51

    I've tried to explain to others before that the "human emotions" we express really are just derived from basic animal instincts. This story goes some way towards verifying this. Yes our emotions might be a bit more detailed, but how much more detailed are they really from animal instincts?

  • @jaygolden1885
    @jaygolden1885 Před 3 lety +751

    “Two brothers led this war”
    Menelaus and Agamemnon?
    No Charlie and some other dude

    • @paulraines9635
      @paulraines9635 Před 3 lety +28

      His name is Hue the Conqueror.

    • @theglitchcounter264
      @theglitchcounter264 Před 3 lety +17

      He is Hue. Their blood will run a deep red tainting their land for generations..... (tried and struggled to make a menacing threat using Hue as color hue.)

    • @jkee9760
      @jkee9760 Před 3 lety +12

      Romulus and Remus

    • @MattGarZero
      @MattGarZero Před 2 lety +1

      I died when my sides exploded

    • @coltkeenan5854
      @coltkeenan5854 Před 2 lety

      Two and a half men😂

  • @custyzone
    @custyzone Před 2 lety

    Cool video

  • @eddynorf
    @eddynorf Před rokem

    I’m cool with anthropomorphism when referring to animals just as long as no one uses Ebonics heard someone say “the monkey ran up” using words like hood or block
    This was a perfect break down brother ✊🏿

  • @91rumpnisse
    @91rumpnisse Před 3 lety +539

    "Reject humanity, return to monke"
    I'm not so sure about that anymore...

    • @isaiahthomas9817
      @isaiahthomas9817 Před 3 lety +72

      Chimpanzees are ape, humans are ape, monkey is monkey, so reject great ape return to monkey

    • @91rumpnisse
      @91rumpnisse Před 3 lety +12

      @@isaiahthomas9817 You know what i meant. I was quoting the meme.

    • @gadpivs
      @gadpivs Před 3 lety +24

      This is propaganda. There are eight species of great ape, humans included. Chimps are the only brutally aggressive species of the eight. Go watch some videos on orangutans or bonobos, or primitive hunter-gatherer groups like the San or Hadza, and you'll feel better.

    • @Rolfhn
      @Rolfhn Před 3 lety +12

      @@gadpivs humans are also brutally agressive

    • @fbyi2940
      @fbyi2940 Před 3 lety +16

      Return to snake and lizard
      Only reptilians can do this

  • @Devjumps
    @Devjumps Před 3 lety +661

    They failed to mention the mysterious black monolith that appeared before this all happened

    • @solo_va5492
      @solo_va5492 Před 3 lety +3

      Context

    • @jacknack6819
      @jacknack6819 Před 3 lety +3

      Source?

    • @killakill6030
      @killakill6030 Před 3 lety +15

      Lol this was actually a youtuber that planted it on different countries

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 Před 3 lety +161

      smh, nobody here has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

    • @jacknack6819
      @jacknack6819 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Crick1952 wait the comment is a joke?

  • @newyardleysinclair9960
    @newyardleysinclair9960 Před 2 lety +1

    It's more similar to activity on the south side of chicago than it is a battle in a war. This is like 2 gangs on the street and one gang catching the other side slipping.

  • @charlierondot7509
    @charlierondot7509 Před rokem

    explains so much about our own "superiority" as a species.

  • @tainii-san5879
    @tainii-san5879 Před 3 lety +552

    "Chimps are nicer than humans "
    *Me who watches Hood Nature:*
    👀

    • @BigBroKuma
      @BigBroKuma Před 3 lety +28

      Ah a fellow man of culture

    • @tainii-san5879
      @tainii-san5879 Před 3 lety +9

      @@BigBroKuma great minds think alike .

    • @robhernandez1280
      @robhernandez1280 Před 2 lety +23

      Who tf said chimps are nicer than humans 😂 those fuckers would rip u apart and not even think about it later

    • @tainii-san5879
      @tainii-san5879 Před 2 lety +5

      @Edwin Arnold and castrate each other on occasion.

    • @acutebutdangerouspickle38
      @acutebutdangerouspickle38 Před 2 lety +3

      @Edwin Arnold but humans are more capable of evil than any animal in the world.

  • @ninetailedfox579121
    @ninetailedfox579121 Před 2 lety +781

    Everybody talking about how chimpanzees waged war before humans did and I'm just sitting here like "it took them a whole 4 years to kill like 6 dudes?"

    • @monkeyman321
      @monkeyman321 Před 2 lety +133

      Those are rookie numbers

    • @easygamingwwiigamingchanne729
      @easygamingwwiigamingchanne729 Před 2 lety +119

      We are much better at killings.

    • @Isaac-ll7fi
      @Isaac-ll7fi Před 2 lety +171

      they hunted a specific tribe in the jungle for 4 years with their bare hands. imagine if they had technology

    • @windblownleaf6450
      @windblownleaf6450 Před 2 lety +114

      Ya just look at Hirioshima. That was like, a couple of hours at most? Look at the body count on that badboy. Chimp are clearly an early alpha model, we are final product.

    • @sleepdeep305
      @sleepdeep305 Před 2 lety +30

      @@windblownleaf6450 If you think about all the man hours that went into making such destructive forces possible, it was a very inefficient endeavor.

  • @philgrossman660
    @philgrossman660 Před 2 lety

    Very interesting.

  • @acemccool
    @acemccool Před 2 lety +3

    I saw a documentary on this. Very interesting how they were one group that splintered.

    • @Haiylin
      @Haiylin Před 2 lety

      Do you remember the name of the documentary by any chance?

  • @ianmeadows6941
    @ianmeadows6941 Před 3 lety +436

    Hugh stole Charlie’s girl I’m calling it right now, this what caused the war.

    • @BrawnyStream
      @BrawnyStream Před 3 lety +58

      Troy 2: Monke Boogaloo

    • @grindsaur
      @grindsaur Před 3 lety +9

      A certain uninvited someone lobbed a banana into a chimp wedding. Then Hugh stole Charlie’s girl... and the rest is History.

    • @off-brandminion2656
      @off-brandminion2656 Před 3 lety +3

      Bruh Dee Dee is going to violate the Geneva convention 😤.

    • @bg-nm1qf
      @bg-nm1qf Před 3 lety +1

      He couldn't get the monkey off his back

    • @KAXSH
      @KAXSH Před 3 lety +1

      You might be right...

  • @blendorthaqi3186
    @blendorthaqi3186 Před 3 lety +661

    Now imagine what it was like when humans learnt to throw rocks at each other with slings. Imagine being a rival tribe and getting a rock thrown at your head from outta nowhere.

    • @MattHatter360
      @MattHatter360 Před 3 lety +131

      Hominid Sniper

    • @MrDaruis
      @MrDaruis Před 3 lety +123

      I can imagine a group of top elders going to the barbarian version of Tony Stark and telling him about an incident that happened last night with advanced weaponry and them just asking him " can you develop this technology?" and the gruff and cynical barbarian just looking at the rock and going " It's beyond my science, but that never stopped me".

    • @guyinasuit8078
      @guyinasuit8078 Před 3 lety +13

      Imagine flaming throwing spears showering your tribe

    • @xanderzylebercasio8033
      @xanderzylebercasio8033 Před 3 lety +9

      Neanderthals: guess I'm gone

    • @oakoe188
      @oakoe188 Před 3 lety +36

      Even more recent, the first time someone saw a musket. It just looks like a big stick, he points it at someone, and then there’s this terrible sound and the guy next to you has a hole in his chest

  • @avisitor5427
    @avisitor5427 Před 2 lety +1

    These things really are in their same age … and we specifically got to witness one of the earliest if not the earliest wars of their species before it advances in thousands of years and fights the same way we do, long after we’re gone

  • @MrTekKnowledge
    @MrTekKnowledge Před 2 lety +38

    Tan-za-nee-a
    Fascinating nonetheless

    • @DrForrester87
      @DrForrester87 Před 2 lety +1

      Ok Good, I was wondering if that bothered anyone else.

    • @declanwilliams1360
      @declanwilliams1360 Před 2 lety +2

      @@DrForrester87 wanna rip my fucking ears off yeah

    • @MrPick71
      @MrPick71 Před 2 lety

      I'm starting to think some mispronounce words just to get comments

  • @Swindle1984
    @Swindle1984 Před 3 lety +491

    "Only males were killed."
    According to the Wikipedia article: "Of the females from Kahama, one was killed, two went missing, and three were beaten and kidnapped by the Kasakela males."

    • @weebgenerator9556
      @weebgenerator9556 Před 3 lety +33

      It’s really anthropomorphized which he said in the video; however, I don’t know if he just didn’t explain it well enough, but a lot of the things the Chimps did seemed like normal behavior from animals especially in territorial bouts and fights for dominance.

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 Před 3 lety +81

      @@weebgenerator9556 or maybe warfare is just normal animal instincts writ large

    • @staurosmenexes7295
      @staurosmenexes7295 Před 2 lety +55

      So they did what the Greeks and every other civilisation did to every city they conquered, raped and took the women as slaves killing anyone that tried to resist.

    • @Shrapnel82
      @Shrapnel82 Před 2 lety +24

      "According to the Wikipedia article..." Wikipedia is nice for entertainment, but is pretty garbage for information.

    • @adiaphoros6842
      @adiaphoros6842 Před 2 lety +71

      @@Shrapnel82 If you don’t believe Wikipedia, look at the sources. The particular part in the quote is cited to be from “War! What is is Good For?: The Role of Conflict and the Progress of Civilization from Primates to Robots” by Morris and Ian (2014).
      If you still don’t believe the quote, then you clearly haven’t done any academic research.

  • @Rockhound6165
    @Rockhound6165 Před 2 lety +642

    To me it's less of an actual war and more of like a series of mafia hits.

    • @jali1107
      @jali1107 Před 2 lety +47

      That’s even better.

    • @trevor7355
      @trevor7355 Před 2 lety +38

      Kinda like how some governments will take out people they don’t like.

    • @kimarna
      @kimarna Před 2 lety +31

      Turf war

    • @sharonrigs7999
      @sharonrigs7999 Před 2 lety +4

      More like a prison hit

    • @trevor7355
      @trevor7355 Před 2 lety +8

      @@sharonrigs7999 what’s the difference lmfao

  • @HerbIsGaming
    @HerbIsGaming Před 2 lety

    you had me at "gorilla warfare" lmaaaaoooo.
    but fr this is sad and i just realized Jane from Tarzan was based on Jane Goodall

  • @alanwhiplington5504
    @alanwhiplington5504 Před 2 lety +7

    Far further back than one step. There's a well-documented case of a female alpha meerkat devising a war between her pack and neighbouring pack so that she could mate with a male she'd spied there. Meerkats normally only mate within their pack but do need to find ways of mating between packs to increase genetic diversity. She was able to orchestrate the war, resulting in serious injuries and death among both packs, to achieve this end. She and the male were able to sneak off unobserved during the battle. Even videos as open-minded as this fail to see the 'humanity' across the whole animal kingdom.

  • @capolaya
    @capolaya Před 2 lety +1867

    Was a smooth black monolith found on the vicinity?

    • @donaldjohnson257
      @donaldjohnson257 Před 2 lety +44

      ........@Capolaya....Yes it was....And the one called moon watcher was aggressively guarding it....All of them looked very angry like they all had "chimps" on their shoulders!!

    • @beastmode3799
      @beastmode3799 Před 2 lety +27

      Open the space pod doors

    • @donaldjohnson257
      @donaldjohnson257 Před 2 lety +15

      @@beastmode3799.....I can't do that yung!

    • @formalbug5716
      @formalbug5716 Před 2 lety +9

      Best comment

    • @SimonHillKeepsItTrill
      @SimonHillKeepsItTrill Před 2 lety +9

      I don’t get the reference

  • @josgretf2800
    @josgretf2800 Před 3 lety +445

    They way they picked them off one by one was like a mafia revenge hit.

    • @johnbonner5284
      @johnbonner5284 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah but the way they were ganged up on instead of 1on 1, saves from the tribe looseing any mermbers to have a near 100% win in each victim they targeted! Without being considerd raceist because and this a fact! Compaire if fisherman could watch how porpoises and whales fish to surround a school if fish to feed, they will keep a swiming circle around the school and 1 at a time will feed inside the circle that golds the school if fish, wala, man invented fish nets, ok! Possible in cultures of the Black races from the congo part of Africa, if Black tribes had learned that art of fighting warfare, to 5 or 6 on 1, because ive seen that in Black culture in Chattanooga Tn. growing up, being white and haveing to fight, like it or not, and thats the majority how most would fight that were black, and not judgeing our accuseing any seperate individual! If its anything that goes back how the bible mentions, things that people watch and observe of animals or even plants to learn by, to become some of our cultures!

    • @josgretf2800
      @josgretf2800 Před 3 lety +36

      @@johnbonner5284 What in the fuck is wrong with your brain

    • @MrPr1nglz
      @MrPr1nglz Před 2 lety +11

      @@josgretf2800 Given he comes from Tennessee, I would say he's inbred. Although quality education is rare to find down there so.....

    • @frechjo
      @frechjo Před 2 lety +18

      @@josgretf2800 I'm gonna wildly speculate, and say that he probably is creating some kind of folk pseudocientific explanation for things he observed, filtered through whatever biases and reduced amount ofrelevant information he was exposed to.
      He probably doesn't understand the implications of what he's saying, and doesn't understand why it's a load of nonsense, because he's doesn't have the relevant knowledge. He's probably also under the influence of an implicitly (or even explicitly) racist background.
      That's what it looks like to me, but of course I might be completely wrong.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 Před 2 lety +6

      @@johnbonner5284
      RIP grammar. We hardly knew ye.

  • @monke6868
    @monke6868 Před 2 lety

    It was a hard war and I've lost many friends in that war. R.I.P

  • @mr.twiddledinkel227
    @mr.twiddledinkel227 Před 2 lety

    Aaaah yesss, history repeats itself

  • @jamesoneil9132
    @jamesoneil9132 Před 3 lety +626

    This honestly reminds me more of gang warfare. Most shootouts between gangs weren't this pitched disruption but were usually a few members attacking an isolated enemy gang member.

    • @januarysson5633
      @januarysson5633 Před 2 lety +50

      If anyone knows, it should be you, comrade.

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal Před 2 lety +14

      That’s what happens when your ops catch you lacking innit

    • @AT-AT26
      @AT-AT26 Před 2 lety +12

      @God emperor of mankind bro, look at your name. Big E killed probably trillions of humans and probably quadrillions of aliens. Your glorifying probably the biggest mass murderer in Fiction

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AT-AT26 if you really wanna get existential, you could argue that it was actually Abbadon since some demonic texts and goatias suggest that he is primordial in nature

    • @AT-AT26
      @AT-AT26 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kimkillillasfuq8212 maybe, but whenever someone screams "for the emperor of mankind!" and then massacres an entire planet full of untold billions of humans then I kind of have to put those deaths to Big E.
      Just like how the black book of communism (the book that details all the deaths under people like Stalin and Mao) includes the abortions, suicides (not the fake suicides like with Epstein but actual ones) and Na*s that were killed that happened under their regimes and credited all to communism.

  • @wasserungeheuer-918
    @wasserungeheuer-918 Před 3 lety +375

    My father fought in that war, he was almost killed by a sniper while storming tree 54 also called banana tree because people were smashed into banana pulp there. He would always tell us stories about his adventures, like when the enemy infantry enraged them by throwing faeces at them or that one time when he captured the enemy tire swing by pretending to be a lion

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 Před 2 lety +41

      My father was in the ape-force, got shot down by faeces and spent the rest of the war in Colditz.

    • @wasserungeheuer-918
      @wasserungeheuer-918 Před 2 lety +24

      @@sillypuppy5940 Oh was he in the orangutan platoon, I heard they had to deal with some nasty stuff.Got caught in an banana barrage, almost the whole platoon was wiped out

    • @viperhunter7951
      @viperhunter7951 Před 2 lety +18

      I still have books of my grandpa who served in that war, he was a monke-trooper and was right in the thick of the brawls, he passed down stories to my father and then to me of him dragging several chimps into the trees and then dropping them. When the war ended he was tried and charge of war crimes in the Banana Convention, a shame.

    • @juanedoses8715
      @juanedoses8715 Před 2 lety +10

      was George Floyd there too?

    • @floridianrailauto9032
      @floridianrailauto9032 Před 2 lety +11

      @@wasserungeheuer-918 Might I remind you of the 101st Canopy Division? It's said they got the best of the war, they also got the worst. At the battle of Unga Bunga hill, they led an uphill battle and lost half of their legion to feces and rock mortars. I also heard they're one of the reasons the Monke republic won

  • @mattiaskeinnn3317
    @mattiaskeinnn3317 Před 2 lety

    As i sit here on my smartphone watching this all i can think about is: Damn... something special really happened for us to evolve that fast from basically being an upright ape to what we are today. Being able to communicate with each other in thousands of languages, communicate with other people in seconds making a Phone call, we have self drivning cars and has stood on the FKN MOON and voyager is traveling right now away from our solar system and has hit a fire wall... goddamn...

  • @chefboyarrde
    @chefboyarrde Před 2 lety

    Thumbnail got me good

  • @Tyler.i.81
    @Tyler.i.81 Před 3 lety +599

    My brothers crossed the line when they started eating each other I had to leave and join my human brothers.

    • @isaiahnavarro3480
      @isaiahnavarro3480 Před 3 lety +4

      wait I don't get it explain pls?

    • @liamgross7217
      @liamgross7217 Před 3 lety +3

      He’s a vegetarian

    • @haunebu421
      @haunebu421 Před 3 lety +62

      @@isaiahnavarro3480 after killing another chimp the tribe that commited murder will celibrate by canibalising the victim and sharing their meat with each other

    • @haunebu421
      @haunebu421 Před 3 lety +39

      @@liamgross7217 chimps are omnivores and cannibals

    • @isaiahnavarro3480
      @isaiahnavarro3480 Před 3 lety +7

      @@haunebu421 Oh thanks bro

  • @quantumconciousscorner2911
    @quantumconciousscorner2911 Před 3 lety +214

    What gets me more then the Primate War is, his pronunciation of Tanzania

    • @abstractgamer8543
      @abstractgamer8543 Před 3 lety +11

      Its "Tanzania" not Tanzania everyone knows that.

    • @Smith.S.E.
      @Smith.S.E. Před 3 lety +9

      I giggled. He said it like it was Tazmania

    • @EmilReiko
      @EmilReiko Před 3 lety +1

      Its rather close to how tanzanians themselves say it... He just lack some more depth pathos to his A sound

    • @osareafallire
      @osareafallire Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, maybe he should have done as he said: "I HIGHLY recommend you give it a quick CZcams search".

    • @21cup
      @21cup Před 3 lety +3

      Than*

  • @SquatchExistence
    @SquatchExistence Před rokem

    Hello where u been i missed u pls come back im a big fan

  • @georgemurdock7670
    @georgemurdock7670 Před 2 lety +3

    "I really like the nature here, its a beautiful place and while humans are evil, violent and corrupt, chimpanzees are much more peaceful and i think we can learn from them to create a more harmonious future"
    - Jane, bevor witnessing organized monke war and genocide.

  • @stefanpavlovic9350
    @stefanpavlovic9350 Před 3 lety +257

    Total War: Monke

    • @katscrachesme
      @katscrachesme Před 3 lety +14

      Total War: Monke 2 - Rise of the Bonobo

    • @kaindrg
      @kaindrg Před 2 lety +1

      @@katscrachesme bonobos would go extinct by turn five

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman Před 2 lety +2

      kaindrg
      Hell no! If you have a banana doom stack, you can wipe out any enemy monke infantry in the game.
      Only gorrila chaff can withstand banana doom stacks.

    • @Drunk3n1rish2009
      @Drunk3n1rish2009 Před 2 lety +1

      Would Play

  • @lifesucketh4923
    @lifesucketh4923 Před 3 lety +333

    "You killed Monkedne in your fit of rage Bananakin..."

    • @kawaiiqueee3489
      @kawaiiqueee3489 Před 3 lety +28

      **Dramatically gets up from the medical bed**
      "Ooo Ooo AHH AHHH!"

    • @balashibuyeeter2704
      @balashibuyeeter2704 Před 3 lety +12

      It's over bananakin! I'm on top of the coconut tree!

    • @Kraanox
      @Kraanox Před 3 lety +12

      You inderestimate my shit-flinging power...

    • @balashibuyeeter2704
      @balashibuyeeter2704 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Kraanox don't throw it...

    • @luhngishideout6390
      @luhngishideout6390 Před 2 lety +7

      "I have brought peace, food, and shit flinging to my new tribe"- Bananakin

  • @briano9397
    @briano9397 Před 2 lety

    This video is very very very quiet compared to other youtube videos

  • @YujiroHanmaaaa
    @YujiroHanmaaaa Před 2 lety

    Gombe Chimpanzee's War and Mapogo Brothers are one of the most interesting stories from Wild Life

  • @pillowmcnormalman2753
    @pillowmcnormalman2753 Před 3 lety +230

    TLDR
    Hugh and Charlie become revolutionaries and their friends don’t like that.

    • @cyrkielnetwork
      @cyrkielnetwork Před 3 lety +20

      They broke free form Kasakela authoritarian regime, but they paid highest price for thier freedom.

    • @theren2486
      @theren2486 Před 3 lety

      @@cyrkielnetwork thats true though. Humphrey (the alpha of kasakela) was an horrible ape

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 Před 3 lety +177

    How could they have possibly thought chimps were less aggressive than humans? A caretaker once got his testicles and eyes ripped off because he gave a chimpanzee a cake. The ones who didn’t get cake got mad and did that.

    • @muktedirozluk8596
      @muktedirozluk8596 Před 3 lety +27

      yo my mans got tentacles?

    • @silverargent8442
      @silverargent8442 Před 3 lety +10

      @@muktedirozluk8596 testicles??

    • @muktedirozluk8596
      @muktedirozluk8596 Před 3 lety +12

      @@silverargent8442 possibly a typo but still funny af

    • @campbellsoup93
      @campbellsoup93 Před 3 lety +13

      You realize this was 30 years before the cake thing right?
      And the behaviour observed in this incident was different from any previously observed behaviour by chimps in the wild.

    • @jordy2299
      @jordy2299 Před 3 lety +3

      @@muktedirozluk8596 autocorrect doesn’t like testies

  • @liltachanka9913
    @liltachanka9913 Před 2 lety +2

    "Apes together stonk"
    Commander-in-cheif Humphrey

  • @alexandermccabe556
    @alexandermccabe556 Před 2 lety

    this says that all conflict starts when one person or group wants to be left alone and the dominant group decides that's dangerous and they need to die

  • @danielwhite1135
    @danielwhite1135 Před 2 lety +521

    I always find it funny how many people have this weird view of animals and nature, as if mankind is somehow an anomaly from the rest of nature.
    We are NOT more violent, animals are not more peaceful... we are just more organised and therefore when we do exactly the same stuff as other creatures do... it is just on a bigger more obvious scale to us.
    For most of human history life was a struggle and we fought the same way every other animal does. Now due to our dominance on the planet we do not have to... but the same violence is still there, we are just the only ones who whine about it from our warm comfy homes with our full bellies!

    • @thicc6979
      @thicc6979 Před 2 lety +2

      what can anyone do about it

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 Před 2 lety +39

      But we are also the only animals that have the capacity to understand the consequences of our violent actions, but we still keep doing them.

    • @grimview
      @grimview Před 2 lety +3

      Wait are you saying the cicada killers flying around my house aren't peacefully asking the cicada's to be surrogates host for their babies?

    • @rockstarali99
      @rockstarali99 Před 2 lety +13

      I think we’re exactly the same, the only difference is a small percentage of us humans are really the cause of revolutionary growth, the others of us are just as bit animalistic as, well… animals. We cast such humans who cause growth out and name them as the anomaly instead. A percentage of other animals must do that too, but because we’re humans we see us as more than anything else.

    • @Riveringot
      @Riveringot Před 2 lety +3

      Well said. ☺😀

  • @jacobtheprimate546
    @jacobtheprimate546 Před 3 lety +320

    You may not know me. I am Jacob, after the split I was chilling with my homies and passing the blunt. WHEN I GOT ATTACKED BY SOME APE WITH A ROCK, I protected my tribe the best I can but I shortly died.

    • @jamiewilson5679
      @jamiewilson5679 Před 3 lety +38

      You should've passed that blunt to your attackers I reckon.

    • @ErokLobotomist
      @ErokLobotomist Před 3 lety +10

      R.I.P. Harambe, never forget.

    • @gabrielmondragon6308
      @gabrielmondragon6308 Před 3 lety +14

      You got attacked because you didn't pass that blunt to them

    • @klytouch5285
      @klytouch5285 Před 3 lety +2

      Yey .....!!!
      Lets keep our animals instincts because it is constructive for our species of humanity population mind set... Just keep that blunt..☮️🖖

    • @kingexplosionmurder4631
      @kingexplosionmurder4631 Před 3 lety

      lucky

  • @omarvelez3867
    @omarvelez3867 Před 2 lety

    Damn it! I read Gobi Chimpanzee war and got all excited imagining chimps fighting it out in the desert Dune style. I guess this will have to do.

  • @aaronrothwell6504
    @aaronrothwell6504 Před rokem

    what did you do to your other videos?

  • @KingMarineLord
    @KingMarineLord Před 2 lety +121

    Jane Goodall is an absolute unit, living around these guys so long and not getting destroyed.

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 Před 2 lety +15

      well she is female. Im more surprised they didnt try to mate with her.

    • @berwinenzemann3468
      @berwinenzemann3468 Před 2 lety +36

      Actually she very often told the story about one of the male chimps of the goup whom she knew from birth one day totally out of nowhere tried to kill her and harmed her badly. She survived by playing dead.

    • @KingMarineLord
      @KingMarineLord Před 2 lety +17

      @@berwinenzemann3468 She still carried on though; Most people would've quit, but her devotion went beyond what that one experience evoked.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ryankl1984 Uh yeah that’s not how it works bud

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 Před 2 lety +5

      @@claytonkickflip7595 Seeing how nature works, what he described definitely how it works, bud!