The Difference Between Catholics and Protestants | Derry Girls | Channel 4
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- čas přidán 12. 03. 2019
- Father Peter sets out on an ill-fated attempt to bond the Catholic and Protestant schools.
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Priest-“I think we should just move on”
Sister Michael-“The hairdresser certainly did...”
OMG TEARS😂😂
Ooh, I think that Peter's going to need cream for that huge burn!🔥
his names is peter not priest🙄🙄
@@trinaq Cream won't help. He'll need some holy water for a burn like that!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Funny
i laughed out loud in public
"Sister Michael! I don't have a Protestant!"
You'll have to share with James.
Andrew Smith to go round
Great line 🤣🤣🤣
HAHA\HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. James was not happy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
" PROTESTANTS HATE ABBA "
"So should us two bad bastards hook up or what?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Umm... Will you be my buddy, please?"
🤣🤣🤣
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Thx for the transscript, couldn't understand a word he was saying. Still had to replay it 10 times...
i ship it 😖
@@1974USM pp
@CyberCentral Last I checked, my Catholic ass was raised on the same book as every other Christian.
"Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much"
"I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said"
I'm crying LMAOOO
Your not wrong, when I see a good statue, I'd be interested for a second
Live in bundoran 🙈 near died when it got mentioned
At the risk of sounding completely uncultured, I still can't tell what statue is supposed to mean in this context
@@Mugsi Catholics really make a fuss over Mary, she's almost as important as Jesus himself where church of Ireland don't put her there as hi as we do. You know your in a Catholic house hold when there few statues around
@@Mugsi Statues of Jesus, Mary and saints.
I just realized the priest has amazing hair and was in a relationship with a hair dresser. What an amazing detail!
It’s the mouse
Lemon Mart mousse
@@nicholasvanlierde2546
The Salmon Mousse?
*realised
You are welcome. So you admit to not watching the first season. Good for you.
@@lemonmart7793 a mouse? It pissed or shit on his hair? Or did it cum on his hair "There's Something About Mary" style.
The way James says 'Will you be my buddy please?" makes my heart melt ❤️ ❤️
Same he’s too soft and sweet 🥰
Same here !!!!! SAME !!!
He's so cute.
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And that's what you take away from this? 😂
There has never been a better demonstration of the fact that "Protestant" and "Catholic" mean totally different things in Ireland to the rest of the world
They both believe in the same saviour and god, and yet they still can't get along. We're not so different from other animals.
Scotland has some parallels.
@@stevekaczynski3793 A friend at work said; in Derry you'll be asked what football team you support as a sly way to guess your religion. In Glasgow, they'll ask your religion to figure out your football team.
More like they mean totally different things in the US. Cause that is exactly what they mean in my country
@@jondo553 Not really- the number of truly religious, believing, practicing Irish is no doubt tiny (though I imagine bigger than in England). Everybody else just uses "Catholic" and "Protestant" as Tribal Labels
"Protestants go to Newcastle"
"Catholics LOVE JFK"
"Distance between the eyes"
"Protestants keep toasters in cupboards"
"Catholics love Bingo"
Some of my favourites from the chalk board hahaha
I mean I remember being in a rlly unionist area and one car park was full and then I realised it was for the bingo so idk bout that one haha. Others are all true though 😂
They really do love Newcastle (Northern Ireland) though
They go to Portrush,.!!!!
My Protestant NI granny had the same toaster from 1952, when she bought her first house, until 2016 when she moved into a nursing home. It was a fucking ARTEFACT that toaster. 🤣
@Ryan Connolly I’m from Newcastle and I really don’t see the appeal 😂
“Look, there just aren’t enough Protestants to go around!”
@Andrew Smith What?!..No!
If only this were true...
Gabrielle Kelly omg Lana is Ur profile pic aswell
Protestants like soup.
Kinda thought that was a play on the changing demographics in NI.
"I think we should move on"
"The hairdresser certainly did"
Dead 😂
I'm not going to ruin the 420 likes
I did not get that joke
@@yomilala8929 He took a "sabbatical" to pursue a relationship with a hairdresser.
lmfaoooo
"you mean when you shacked up with a Southern hairdresser then she dumped you?"
"Michelle, please.
Raise your hand when you have a question."
😊
She said "slutty" hairdresser haha
I think she said "slutty hairdresser".
HOLLEERRRIIINNN😂😂😂
*slutty
i like how uncertain the girl writing the similarities whether to really write what the priest said lol
3:02
She's like, "What? They do? I'm not sure that's true! Is it true? Should I write it down if it's not true?!"
Orla and Asling have to be my two favourites from the series.
"agh give me strength" this show is a gift to humanity
hugo contreras Agh I agree
Not as funny as The Inbetweeners.
@@scottallison8896 Ok? No one asked about the Inbetweeners???
@@burytheberry4102
It's my opinion malaka!
@@scottallison8896 Ok Minecraft Rules
"Is there anything we all want?"
"For this to be over"
I felt that 😂
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"distance between eyes" and "toaster in cupboard" are my two favorites on the blackboard.
In case you're not from N. Ireland, those are actually both true
@@SeaJayBelfast Not from Northern Ireland but protestant, and man I would love for my toaster to be in teh cupboard. Went to NI with my Irish husband and loved that the tour guide said that there are only protestant ghosts, because the catholic ones go to heaven lol
I like ‘Protestants love soup’ best. It’s so random.
@@XeaRae During the Irish famine, Protestant missionaries would give starving catholics soup if they converted. That's what they are referring to.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souperism
What’s behind the “toaster in cupboard” thing? And don’t answer marmite :)
My wife is an Irish citizen, her dad's from Dublin. I'm Dutch Protestant, so I'm as orange as you can get. This is what family dinner conversation is like at our house and this scene was amazing.
jensimaster Orange?
XZDrake thanks, think I might have been taught about that at school: William of Orange and the Stuarts Kings and Queens but forgot about a lot of his history. In Englaf the emphasis is only on Charles 1 and 2.
Orange bastard.
@@siramea no one believes me when I tell them that. Then again stopping random people on the streets to discuss the origins of root vegetable colours is rather odd now that I think about it.
@XZDrake You Orange bastard..lol
"i do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said" I felt that. I felt that deep down!
Also at the board - Catholics ♥ Mary - LOL!
A friend once told me that Catholics are just self-hating pagans.
Tash I can relate!
Protestants do love Mary but we Catholics love her more. ;-). OTOH the Eastern Orthodox can give us Papists a run for our money on loving Mary.
YEP......you are ABDOLUTELY lovers of the Queen of Heaven and you will have to give an account to Yahweh for it.
@@tiathompson6674 Rather in the OT the Kings of Judah didn't make any of their wives Queen. They made their mothers the Queen. The office was called the Guverah (Lady). That is why the names of the mother's of the Kings of Judah are listed and the lists of the Kings of Israel omit them in the post divided kingdom era. Now who is the Final King of Judah. Melak Yeshua Ben Miriam. Jesus Son of Mary. Mary is Biblical. Protestantism not so much.....
I hope Sister Michael is in this season so much more than the first.
I agree, she adds so much to the show's humour, it would be a shame if they reduced her role!
@@trinaq I know Sister Michael is hilarious! Her comebacks are great she makes me laugh so hard.
Some off her sayings are hilarious😂
"i love a good statue. It has to be said."
Joshua Paterson she’s so funny. 😂
As someone who comes from a mixed family with one devout Catholic gran and one devout Protestant gran this is a) one of the most accurate and b) one of the funniest things I have ever seen, huge credit to everyone involved.
When my family first saw this episode we had to re watch the episode as we were all laughing so much at this scene we missed the rest of the episode.
My mother comes from a mixed NI Cathloic/Protestant marriage (grew up in Scotland) and she can be completely schizo when it comes to the "Irish" question - loves all things Irish (culture, literature, music, history, etc) but then can be like Ian Paisley when the issue of NI comes up.
@@gustavmarie Maybe don't use word "schizo" like that? Schizophrenia is a serious psychiatric condition which apparently you know nothing about if you use it so nonchalantly (and comparison is wrong to begin with
The matter of fact way that Orla says "Protestants hate abba" gets me every time
"Protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father"
Marie Billow really, what do they say?!
@@c0ronariu5 "For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever".
@@mazzarider6057 I was born and raised catholic and I used to say that too. German catholic though.
It’s usually said at Mass but not other times like praying The rosary
Mazza Rider I say that in mass, so I was a bit confused, maybe like someone else here said, different countries do it differently. Thanks though 😀
'catholic gravy is all bisto' 'protestants think Catholics are all alco's' 'protestants keep toasters in cupboards' and 'protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath' I'm crying I love Derry girls so much 😂
my housemate is Dutch and literally I keep having to rescue the toaster from the cupboard
'Distance between the eyes' - I died.
Aye, it is da Calvinism, it leaks into ya if ya're Dutch, no matter if you're atheist, Jewish, cathlic... It leaks, and there is no rescue, only a strict, toasterless existence can keep yar cupboard free of toasters... It comes with the Total Depravity
I never knew that that was a thing...until now. My whole life the toaster has sat on the kitchen counter, and I couldn’t be more proud 😂
I always thpught toasters were meant to be stored in a cupboard then put on the bench when it is being used XD and yes I am a protestant.
That delivery of 'there aren't enough protestants to go around' is pure perfection.
As hilarious this scene is, I can picture a group of writers in a room shouting out lines to insert in the script (and intermittently howling in laughter as they do so). Still the bit last season when they were referring to Mary as “Big M” was off the hook.
Except there's only one writer. Lisa McGer was behind this genius scene.
"Protestants hate ABBA." Omg, Orla rules.
...why do Protestants hate ABBA? I mean, is there some kind of hidden reference here? Or is it just random?
@@weareallbornmad410 would be weird since sweden is primarily protestants....
@@j.j2030 That's what I thought, too :)
Although, I'm guessing "Protestants" really means "Anglicans" here, and that's definitely not Swedes...
Not really... The protestants are neatly divided in different groups the largest of which is most certainly not Anglican...
@@weareallbornmad410 mostly Presbyterian in the North of Ireland
Peter - is there anything we all want
Sister Michael - for this to be over
Sister micheal got some good jokes
Sister Michael is going to hell for that lol
Now you know I’m Catholic lol
Sister Michael needs her own spin off lol
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"I do enjoy a good statue" just another line from Derry girls I'll be quoting everyday 😂
*soo... should us two bad BASTARDS hook up or what?*
Excuse me?
Eoin Monnelly sure
well, I mean, James is a bastard.
MH from NH aye thanks for that Michelle
Maddie W CANT BREATHE
"Ooh protestants like to march and catholics like to walk" I'm dead
I don't get it
Mir Egal Protestants hold a march through the catholic centre of town every year, it’s considered pretty derogatory towards Catholics.
@@c0ronariu5 thx I didn't know that
c0ronariu5
Don’t the Catholics also do that?
Gamenetreviews I’m Catholic, and I hope not.
"Is there anything that we all want?"
"For this to be over."
Love that nun.
The comedic brilliance of this entire episode. I never stopped laughing.
As a child of the Ulster Project everything in this episode was pure fact.
So do you keep your toaster in the cupboard?
You're not that special. You're all just plain old boring white people.
@@zyxwut321 In your opinion... grumpy boots! What's your problem with white people?
@@zyxwut321 Take your identity politics nonsense elsewhere, we have quite enough of it in Ireland already.
@@hissycissy2748 .
Surely all Protestants and Catholics can agree that it’s hilarious how the hairdresser wanted no part of Peter? What a knob.
@Andrew Smith No experience ;)
He cant. Broke his vow of Celibacy.
@@pentuplove6542 Watch episode 3 of season 1. You'll understand his lapse of faith.
😂😂🤣
so you've seen his knob then?
"I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said" Sr. Michale
The fact that none of them really mentioned THE MOST SIMPLE AND CLEAR SIMILARITY like the Bible or Jesus HAHAHAHAHHA
ah thats not really what its about though really....its more cultural stuff
It's because "Catholic" and "Protestant" mean something different in Ireland to the rest of the World
Angel Priscilla
Protestant and Catholics have some differences in their bible though
@@dubmait That's exactly it. These kids aren't religious, they just call themselves "Catholic" and "Protestants" because it's their tribal religion. @angel priscilla, take note
/whoosh
There was actually some great characters in the Protestant group, hope they turn up again.
@Andrew Smith I think they might, I got the impression that the final smile between Erin and the fella could have been laying the groundwork for something.
@Andrew Smith lol
@Andrew Smith the take that concert is in Belfast.....
Sister Micheal is just the best character, so funny without having to try at all!
For some reason I love it when he protestant headmistress said "Yeah that's fair enough" when Michelle and Sister Michael said that Protestants are richer.
3:32 That cough ! 😂 This is an absolute gem.
When I was a boy, my neighbourhood friend told me scary stories of prayers and corporal punishment and how they called their teachers "brother so and so". He then asked me what religion I was. I told him I did not know and I had never been to church, "then you're protestant" he informed me.
Alsatiagent and are you????
That friends is obviously very uneducated... Protestants are Christian, we believe in God and go to Church just like Catholics ... and I'm actually Anglican not protestant because protestants are broken down into Methodist, Anglican, Quakers and more I can't think of right now.
Which signifies that no Protestant religion is correct ffs they were created in the 17th century .. thousands and thousands of year after Jesus. Read the Nicene creed which is read at Anglican masses and then you’ll convert to Catholicism
@@piddlerpat
Except Catholicism was created by king Constantine
Are you catholic? I mean the Nicene creed which was established by Constantinople is read out at every Christian ceremony yet they still broke from Roman Catholicism.. I honestly can’t get my head around that! Second Matthew 16:18 is enough
This is the first show in years that makes me laugh out loud
Derry Girls is just so brilliant,I love every episode and everything about it,I think it's about time I treated myself to the DVD collection,every episode reminds me of some magical times.it's the best show in years,hope there's loads more to come.
Hahaha - her face at 3:02! She is so great!! Every time she’s on the show, she makes me laugh and she doesn’t have to do hardly a thing.
Alright how many of you paused at the board scene
The whole board is on Dylan's Twitter.
brilliant
I did...
Had to read them all 😂
Catholics love Mary, Protestants love soup.
Some of the stuff on that blackboard if you pause it😂
Hawkmoon McGee Protestants keep toasters in cupboards 😂
@Andrew Smith you sound like a protestant lol
@Andrew Smith just keep the toaster in the one place, beside the kettle.
@Andrew Smith Do you believe any of it is true? 😶
Catholics keep coal in the bath because its cleaner then the tap water
I need to watch more of the Irish/Northern Irish television series. You guys are so amazingly self-aware and ironic it melts my cold heart. :D Never change, guys!
Isn’t this a British show ? Northern Ireland is part of the 🇬🇧
J 19 but not part of Britain...
J 19 In your dreams - Troll. The Six Counties never were, aren’t, and never will be “British”. 26+6=1 TAL 🇮🇪
@@siobhanofarrell4646 The north or Ireland never belonged to a United Ireland either you seem to forget or are ignorant of the fact that through most of the islands history it remained a disunited land of petty tribal kingdoms that warred with each other on a near constant basis. Land belongs to those who can take it that's the natural order of things. However there are two ways that can change like with what i already said 1. It gets taken by force the most common way or 2. like with down south it get's given/traded away in a treaty resulting from a chaotic period war,social instability,territory is not needed/worth anything anymore ect. Don't try to apply a political fantasy to history.
ClockWork I know my own bloody history you eejit - and it doesn’t matter if one country takes another by force - it STILL doesn’t mean it’s theirs. From a personal perspective - from as far back as the 17th century - my family has never acknowledged the Brits claim on our land. We don’t recognize their laws, their government - they could try to split our country in two, Stormont could engage in their perpetual wankfest of being “a Protestant government for a Protestant people” and it STILL didn’t make those Six Counties theirs. If territory isn’t that important, if it isn’t needed/worth anything anymore, then the Protestants should have no problem going into a united Ireland. That ugly ass bitch Arlene Foster and her ilk will have to deal with that reality soon enough. 🇮🇪 TAL
I had seen some ads for this, on streaming, but I've been holding off on watching... until I watched this. This is brilliant!
"Catholics watch RTÉ" hahahahah
It's funny cause it's true! 😂😂
@@matthewmcnerlin231 no it's not.
@@irishcountrygirl78 well in Tyrone it is/was. Although in those days we had to have a special Arial to watch TV shows
@@matthewmcnerlin231 well in Donegal we consider RTÉ as utter bollix. We were able to get a signal from Enniskillen for BBC channels. Fortunately. Ryan Tubridy on Friday nights is a crime on viewers eyeballs. We've never really done good talk shows. Pity we pushed Graham Norton away because he was a gay protestant (yet he still considers himself irish bless him) . He is *fantastic*.
@@irishcountrygirl78 Aye but back in the day for US shows TV3 and RTE 2 were ahead so I preferred watching that. Also yes on the Ryan part, these days RTE comes across anti-north and he is a general twat.
I look forward to this show every Tuesday. I hope this season has more than 6 episodes
"you mean when you shacked up with a Southern hairdresser then she dumped you?"
"Miss Mallin... raise your hand when you have a question"
I love that you can hear Sister Michaels smiling as she said that line, without smiling. This whole interaction killed me.
Orla = favourite character
@Andrew Smith totally agree it's a shame that she only gets a few lines every episode
She definitely needs more screen time
@Andrew Smith I agree although she is brilliant doing her thing in the background of every scene.
@Andrew Smith She likes meltin' stuff.
@@nunyabusiness7858 and eating boiled sweets.
"I do enjoy a good statue" lol
"So should us two bad bastards hook up or wot" 😂😂 I love James
“Protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father and also call it the Lord’s Prayer”
“Protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath”
“Catholics ♥️ Mary”
“Protestants LOVE accordions + bands + orange”
I’m Catholic in US and we sometimes say the doxology after the Lord’s Prayer.
Catholics watch RTÉ, but the funnest part is when Orla said "Protestants hate ABBA". That always makes me laughing.
IM SO HAPPY THEYRE BACK, lots of love from Canada
"Catholics buzz off statues" 😂😂 I can't! We don't deserve Derry girls!
I do enjoy a good statue it has to be said
No no no, they're called, Cyaathlicks
Am I the only one begging someone to say "Jesus"?
They have Jesus in common, for Christ's sake!
Don't take His name in vain
@@coolmacatrain9434 I know Protestants call Mary a whore and refuse to worship God and see themselves as gods and love abortion
@@nenabunena False on so many levels
@@coolmacatrain9434 for intercession
I mean your missing the point ...obviously theres loads in common but they only think of the differences
Coming from a Catholic country, I never thought about any differences or similarities between both communities until I watched this episode. It was a funny episode and interesting to see something so overwhelmingly different from my own culture.
Erin trying to think of one similarity makes me laugh so hard lmao the acting in this series is so good
Every single second of this show is pure gold
"The Hairdresser certainly did"
That gets me every single time!!!!
Seriously, the comedic writing in the show is pure sublime GENIUS
Everything with this show is PERFECT💖💖💖🔥
This is my favorite bit from the whole series!
the comedic pacing of this scene is just so spectacular
Sister Michael is a QUEEN !!!
"Catholics have more freckles"
Dead
That’s one they got wrong
My parents immigrated to Australia because one was a Catholic and one was a Proddy. That's how messed up my family's were over it. 😂
Malfoy: Professor Lupin is a werewolf.
Snape: Draco, please. Raise your hand when you want to ask a question.
*Fish on Friday!* Top left-hand corner of the chalk board
True catholic thing😃👍
1:05 that girls a fire cracker 🤣🤣 I couldn't help but laugh
Sister Michael's face when 'amazing hair' line was spoken. :)))
AMAZING writing!!!!! This clip is brilliant
Pissed myself laughing at this. Genuinely, didn’t expect to
Never seen it...now I am going to be binge watching. This clip had me in stitches!
You won’t be disappointed !
"Protestants keep toasters in cupboards" 😂
Love it! Brilliant writing, cannot get enough of it 😀
Protestants like march &,Catholics like to walk.
I honestly hope we see more of Erin and Dee.
Love this series. Great writing.
I love how sister Michaels face turns to terror as she realises who the priest is
This is such a funny show. These young actors are super talented and the writing is hilarious.
The comic timing in these youngsters is awesome. Well be seeing a lot of them in the future. For sure.
American from California here and I can't wait for seaon 2 to come out on Netflix!!!😄
"This to be over" that cracked me up 😂
"Distance between the eyes." LOL!
Omg I never raised that until now but it’s actually true. All my Protestant friends have a narrower nose and the eyes are closer together
"The hairdresser certainly did" Sister Michael is hilarious.
0:23 "Will you be my buddy plz" Awwwwwwwwwwww
For all the people out there trying to watch the 2 season episodes for free, go to Dailymotion and search for Derry Girls S02E01. You are welcome. ♡
I forgot how much I loved Derry Girls until this clip 🤣🤣 going to rewatch all the series now pronto
*but have you paused at **3:22**?*
"Protestants keep toasters in cupboards"
"Protestants love flutes"
"Protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath"
Love flutes? Lol! What in the world?
@@AWalkingHat Because of the flute bands on Orange Marches. The only one that had some logic behind it. 🤣
There's not that many comedies that have me laughing out REALLY loud, but this does.
That was the funnest thing I have seen in weeks and weeks.
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The new series can't come fast enough.
Gosh. it's been years since Season 2 was aired. I need Season 3 fast 🙏
Erin’s proddy is quite good lookin 😂
If anyone wants a real good laugh pause at 3:20.Some of the comments on that board is hilarious.A personal favourite is,'protestants keep toasters In the cupboard'!!🤣🤣🤣
i do to be fair
Did Pause & did read thr freeze screen. Was worth it.
"Raise your hand, if you want to ask a question." Classic
The dialogue in this is just priceless.
“Protestants are richer!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Catholics have more freckles!” So good.