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  • (Original air date: 02/22/07) Steven Kaplan teaches Conan about the sensual experience of making, handling, and tasting bread.
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  • @MrZombieZealot
    @MrZombieZealot Před 4 lety +2631

    This professor isn't giving Conan an inch of space. He's matching him the whole time.

    • @paraescucharrap
      @paraescucharrap Před 4 lety +13

      Yes, he is witty as fuck. Very few people match Conan

    • @blayze995
      @blayze995 Před 4 lety +176

      Conan tried hard to make bread funny. The professor succeeded effortlessly.

    • @MrZombieZealot
      @MrZombieZealot Před 4 lety +58

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Was just saying I was surprised the professor was handling the comedy of the show so well. He fit right in.

    • @MattKilleen798
      @MattKilleen798 Před 4 lety +76

      @@alexanderzerka8477 are you ok buddy?

    • @glassytiger6204
      @glassytiger6204 Před 4 lety +30

      @@alexanderzerka8477 You're the type of person I avoid interacting with at social gatherings.

  • @gagewilson3717
    @gagewilson3717 Před 4 lety +4377

    This guy is such a college professor: everything is sexual, he swears, and he's perhaps too enthusiastic about his very particular field of study.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 Před 4 lety +67

      Jordan Schlansky should learn from him

    • @Jeff-vj1vt
      @Jeff-vj1vt Před 4 lety +171

      You just know the pocket bread knife is the coolest and most hilarious thing in the world, to him.

    • @Mikefantasia22
      @Mikefantasia22 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 4 lety +33

      Best way to teach this to young people lol
      Or anyone with a pulse really

    • @darylkirkvid
      @darylkirkvid Před 4 lety +2

      Just like everyone else

  • @diablohorer
    @diablohorer Před 3 lety +1744

    awkwardly sexual bread professor is more entertaining than most celebrities XD

    • @walterwolk2639
      @walterwolk2639 Před 3 lety +3

      why awkwardly?

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 Před 3 lety +3

      @@walterwolk2639 He smells the bread-like that dude from "Can you eat p like that?" video

    • @AdmiralMEOW1
      @AdmiralMEOW1 Před 3 lety +7

      Because he actually has something to talk about

  • @40ftgarbageman65
    @40ftgarbageman65 Před 2 lety +677

    "That is the tautology in which non-believer are locked into!"
    This guy has some legendary lines lmao

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam Před 2 lety +5

      You can tell he’s had to see it before

    • @abzd9828
      @abzd9828 Před rokem +8

      I am just gonna use that line randomly from now on - to sound smart. No matter the context, I am gonna throw that in.

    • @thomascromwell6840
      @thomascromwell6840 Před rokem +2

      He's a writer.

  • @benc4755
    @benc4755 Před 4 lety +3119

    Why are people calling this man strange? He's literally one of the funniest guests I've seen in a long time.

    • @blayze995
      @blayze995 Před 4 lety +45

      Or he's funny and a little strange.

    • @nilnil7325
      @nilnil7325 Před 4 lety +119

      @@blayze995 I think the Professor was messing with us

    • @DoubleH92
      @DoubleH92 Před 4 lety +36

      Okay? Strange and funny aren't mutually exclusive qualities.

    • @lepe
      @lepe Před 4 lety +15

      Because his behavior is very obviously strange.
      Your own faulty perception that being or acting strange is always a negative thing made you feel the need to defend him.

    • @aitazib6640
      @aitazib6640 Před 3 lety +2

      _CHILL_

  • @wakkaconsulting
    @wakkaconsulting Před 4 lety +4186

    We need Jordan and this guy to sit down and discuss the wonders of bread

    • @colinjohnson8106
      @colinjohnson8106 Před 4 lety +23

      Waqar Ud-din wonders of bread.
      Nice.

    • @beachcitywya2190
      @beachcitywya2190 Před 4 lety +22

      I was thinking the same thing!!!!

    • @mpalma11
      @mpalma11 Před 4 lety +8

      You beat me to this comment!

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian Před 4 lety +38

      The obvious juxtaposition of this man against Jordan is not coincidental. He is literally the Schlansky of Bread. The tautology and tactile nature of baguettes, give me a break.

    • @Boogers32150
      @Boogers32150 Před 4 lety +13

      “What are you doing in the kitchen”
      Schlansky: INHALES

  • @roaldeuller
    @roaldeuller Před rokem +451

    Steven Kaplan was my professor and mentor at Cornell in the mid-70s and launched me into my career. As a disciple of the Annales school of history his scholarship ranges far beyond bread, although bread, as a core component of the French and European diet even today, is central to all his work. And yes, his lectures and seminars are every bit as entertaining as this Conan segment, filled with metaphor, puns, and ribald imagery. He is brilliant if verbose.

  • @theviking2877
    @theviking2877 Před 3 lety +533

    I looked him up, he's an actual European history professor with a PhD from Yale.

    • @xpan195
      @xpan195 Před 3 lety +82

      You gotta admit, enthusiastic professors are the best

    • @JohnDoe-kf7md
      @JohnDoe-kf7md Před 3 lety +26

      @@xpan195 they love what they do.

    • @liamblake937
      @liamblake937 Před 2 lety +12

      hes written a bunch of books on bread in 18th century france

  • @AlaskafishStudios
    @AlaskafishStudios Před 4 lety +3511

    The cheeky smile the professor gives every time he knows his delivery hits is just so wonderful.

    • @Stefanthenautilus
      @Stefanthenautilus Před 3 lety +68

      Masterful trolling.

    • @KyuubiNaruto82
      @KyuubiNaruto82 Před 3 lety +11

      @@jesusisgod2953 are you having a stroke?

    • @Link122
      @Link122 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jesusisgod2953 Freak.

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jesusisgod2953 this is not the place for your creepy proselytizing

    • @MinkFickle
      @MinkFickle Před 3 lety +3

      @@jesusisgod2953 god aint real

  • @BOBofGH
    @BOBofGH Před 4 lety +1873

    "It smells like bread!"
    "That is the tautology in which non-believers are locked into."
    ROFL I'm dying

    • @OscarGeronimo
      @OscarGeronimo Před 4 lety +28

      Underrated joke. Way cerebral in shape for mainstream, but visceral in content for a good joke (if you get it).

    • @nicbtw6062
      @nicbtw6062 Před 4 lety +70

      @@OscarGeronimo Eck, try harder.

    • @viniapiaia
      @viniapiaia Před 4 lety +24

      @@OscarGeronimo mr big brain

    • @squatcobbler4703
      @squatcobbler4703 Před 4 lety

      Oscar Geronimo that is not a difficult joke to understand, douchebag

    • @AlvinGuoSubscribe
      @AlvinGuoSubscribe Před 4 lety +9

      Heath Sims Scientists at Harvard recently discovered an inverse correlation between character count per word and penis size. Sorry, Mr. Sims.

  • @peterpiper47
    @peterpiper47 Před 3 lety +512

    The guest said, “The bread has no theology, so a Catholic shouldn’t be worried about it.” Do you realize how quick witted this man is?

    • @pj101
      @pj101 Před 3 lety +6

      Indeed!

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam Před 3 lety +37

      Even Conan was caught off guard, as was the whole audience

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 Před 2 lety +3

      @Whytegenocide Isreal ,,, who hurt you? Israel?

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam Před 2 lety +6

      He even had the foresight to wait until the audience had stopped laughing to make the comment. He’s a pro, through and through.

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu Před 2 lety +2

      You're right, but comedy doesn't work if you overthink it. Oh and it's not the first thought that comes to mind, when you're trying to eat a piece of bread

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray Před 2 lety +247

    This guy was easily one of the best guests Conan has ever had. Lightning in a bottle moment.

  • @datboiisforreal
    @datboiisforreal Před 4 lety +1730

    This bread guy is clearly an unfulfilled comic
    I had a blast

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody Před 4 lety +35

      Most passionate College Professors are hahaha

    • @DueySR
      @DueySR Před 4 lety +25

      College professors have mastered the art of playing to an audience, that's their job :)

    • @hardcoreclassicenjoyer
      @hardcoreclassicenjoyer Před 4 lety +6

      he would be more filled if he wasn't a spitter

    • @Theeosees
      @Theeosees Před 2 lety

      Perhaps not unfulfilled, just passionate about other things

    • @mcfly7
      @mcfly7 Před měsícem

      Wrong he is a muppet. Who is trying to convince you to eat bread. Now think about that. Why would they bring a person on this show to talk about bread?

  • @BlueFinch
    @BlueFinch Před 4 lety +2201

    "it has no theology, so a Catholic shouldn't be worried about it." - that line was KILLER

    • @SolidXdamage
      @SolidXdamage Před 4 lety +33

      yeah nailed it.

    • @Remains123
      @Remains123 Před 4 lety +13

      I don't get it. As far as I know catholics are mainly into theology not protestants. ( I understood the joke as like catholic people are not into theology or they renegate about it)

    • @ParanoidMaster
      @ParanoidMaster Před 4 lety +35

      @@Remains123 Dude, Sarcasm? He just said in a polite way: "Theology and BS like that have nothing to do with bread, moron. So stop talking about religious nonsense when I try to explain something to you"

    • @Ken-qo4jd
      @Ken-qo4jd Před 4 lety +4

      @@SolidXdamage to a +, I bet

    • @Sacrozhangt
      @Sacrozhangt Před 4 lety +95

      @@Remains123 I think he means that bread is not tied to certain theologies; therefore a Catholic, who might be concerned about theology, should not need to worry about bread.

  • @jjang1412
    @jjang1412 Před 3 lety +180

    conan got roasted so hard when the professor said he probably likes wonderbread

  • @sonofhibbs4425
    @sonofhibbs4425 Před 3 lety +351

    This is a segment that Jordan Schlansky would enjoy.

  • @TheRomanBond007
    @TheRomanBond007 Před 4 lety +1087

    The subtle, quick dirty looks this guy gives the audience when they laugh is priceless.

    • @TheJoaopedro1976
      @TheJoaopedro1976 Před 4 lety

      You mean evil look??

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 4 lety +1

      @TheHound nah dude. That wasn't scripted...

    • @meep8279
      @meep8279 Před 4 lety +2

      @TheHound still funni dough st0p bean a party p00per

    • @meep8279
      @meep8279 Před 4 lety +9

      @TheHound nope you're just biased and nitpicking bye bye I win

    • @Tookieslam
      @Tookieslam Před 4 lety

      @TheHound rekt

  • @sample.text.
    @sample.text. Před 4 lety +1862

    This is easily a top 20 Conan interview. Without a doubt

  • @ahmedalshaiba9185
    @ahmedalshaiba9185 Před 3 lety +257

    Honestly, Conan should have brought him for his last episodes, he is a wonderful guest to have

    • @Alvin_Vivian
      @Alvin_Vivian Před 2 lety +1

      Wait, Conan is no longer doing shows?

    • @littlebean2494
      @littlebean2494 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Alvin_Vivian it ended. But he’s going to have a show on HBO

    • @pj101
      @pj101 Před rokem +2

      @@Alvin_Vivian he has a podcast

  • @samlibutti
    @samlibutti Před 2 lety +82

    I remember watching this live and when he first came out I thought “aw man this is gonna be boring” and it wound up being the most memorable interview of Conan’s career for me.

    • @deletedwaffles
      @deletedwaffles Před 8 měsíci +3

      Same. There's often some "third guest" types that come out just to tail end the show when they don't have a musical guest and sometimes I zone out because they're not all that interesting but this guy really did a good job playing around with Conan.

  • @koldkilla777
    @koldkilla777 Před 4 lety +1358

    I'm convinced Jordan Schlansky's character is a parody of this guy

    • @PrincipeCharro
      @PrincipeCharro Před 4 lety +53

      Yeah Jordan's Character is very much like Steven but without emotions and minus the sex too

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr Před 3 lety +25

      What? Not even close. This was sexual for no reason which was funny, Jordan isn't sexual, ever. Clearly the professor is joking around and Jordans character is trying to be overly serious and analytic. Actually I don't see any resemblance to Schlansky.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 3 lety +35

      @@taserrr he has Schlansky's over enthusiasm about food, and about the various technical minutiae of it. But he's much more animated, it's like he's Jordan Schlansky's eccentric, fun uncle.

    • @henkkman
      @henkkman Před 3 lety

      Yes!!

    • @krste3000
      @krste3000 Před 3 lety +11

      @@taserrr Then you are blind. Just look at how Jordan talks about wine or coffee, its a carbon copy.

  • @swissmediastuff
    @swissmediastuff Před 4 lety +740

    I miss this type of guests on the current show

    • @kevinwells4086
      @kevinwells4086 Před 4 lety +4

      This *is* the current show...

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 4 lety +3

      Agreed. His Late Night show was SO much more funny than his current TBS show. That segment that Conan did with Sue Johanson, Tom Selleck, and The Big Show (Paul White) was one of the funniest segments in Late Night history.

    • @Solidsteakx
      @Solidsteakx Před 4 lety +1

      Kevin Wells if only

    • @nicholasxanthis6148
      @nicholasxanthis6148 Před 4 lety

      Can someone find the beer expert who was on with Halle Berry? He was hammered and had his fly open 😅

    • @victorfergn
      @victorfergn Před 4 lety +2

      @@Vladpryde really? I think the opposite, I feel it more restrained and fake than now. I feel like Conan would've improvised more jokes now

  • @roosterprodigy5370
    @roosterprodigy5370 Před 3 lety +279

    This guy is the Larry David of the bread world

  • @WednesdaysAthleticClub
    @WednesdaysAthleticClub Před 2 lety +144

    8:43 Conan forgets the professor's name and looks up in despair. He then starts talking about the book instead.
    8:50 Conan sees the name on the book. He feels relieved and pretends as if nothing happened.
    Pretty sure the professor realized it from the beginning and was trying to see how Conan gets out of this one. Was not disappointed.

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu Před 2 lety +22

      Well spotted

    • @megsie1424
      @megsie1424 Před 2 lety +9

      I was looking for this comment to know that I wasn't imagining the situation 😄

  • @generalruckus
    @generalruckus Před 4 lety +1267

    I don't get it.. when "WINE TASTERS" do the same thing it's classy and we are laughing at this guy. He is a legend.

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur Před 3 lety +206

      We're laughing because he's self aware, we're laughing with him.

    • @garliconionshallot
      @garliconionshallot Před 3 lety +77

      cause he's obviously playing it up

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 Před 3 lety +28

      everyone listening to the wine tasters might already be drunk lol

    • @luiggitello8546
      @luiggitello8546 Před 3 lety +6

      He is purposely turn in it up a notch to make it funnier

    • @TIAdor-um8gc
      @TIAdor-um8gc Před 3 lety +3

      Wine tasters arent right in the head, they make me drunk with their bullshit.

  • @spencercurtis86
    @spencercurtis86 Před 4 lety +399

    If this isn’t one of the most impressive segments I’ve ever seen. The natural comedic talent of the bread guy, Conan’s ability to feed off of the bread guys jokes and energy, the way they compliment each other, and the fact this comes off as unscripted and completely genuine comedy. I wasn’t expecting this

    • @cherrycola6612
      @cherrycola6612 Před 4 lety +9

      Spencer Curtis that’s bc the bread guy isn’t an actor he is an actual renowned bread expert

    • @shtrushtrushtru
      @shtrushtrushtru Před 4 lety +9

      That's "bread professor" to you!

    • @NikhilMathew122333
      @NikhilMathew122333 Před 3 lety +1

      this was perfect in every way

  • @w.lester255
    @w.lester255 Před 3 lety +107

    Intelligent, cultured, funny, and not afraid to get his hands dirty....* insert Conan growl *

  • @ronswanson1704
    @ronswanson1704 Před 3 lety +181

    Man I love this guy. He really loves bread and it’s history. Maybe a little too much.

  • @MegaSolidG3K
    @MegaSolidG3K Před 4 lety +299

    Please bring him back when the show returns. I want to know what else he has to say about bread 13yrs later.

    • @WN_Byers
      @WN_Byers Před 4 lety +1

      We need #parttwo !

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 Před 4 lety +8

      He is probably 80 years old, probably doesn't chew on a whole lot of bread anymore.

    • @flandersinjection5673
      @flandersinjection5673 Před 4 lety +13

      @@jakep1979 so you are saying he is a swollower now?

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 Před 4 lety +3

      @@flandersinjection5673 like a duck!

  • @imallfordabulls
    @imallfordabulls Před 4 lety +517

    “Who should we have on? Hanks?”
    “Nah, get the bread guy.”

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp Před 4 lety +12

      because hanks has corona

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 Před 4 lety +4

      gomcoclamp in 2007?

    • @wesmaly
      @wesmaly Před 4 lety

      too soon

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 Před 4 lety +1

      he was there to promote his book. they promote books a lot, in addition to showbiz's movies, tv shows, comedian tours, stand ups, theatres, sports games, singer concerts

  • @somethingtojenga
    @somethingtojenga Před 3 lety +296

    There are A-list actors who don't have as interesting and engaging interviews.

  • @bafouilleux
    @bafouilleux Před 3 lety +76

    I love how Conan finishes the interview in the last five second. A sincere thank you and a handshake. Aknowledging that this was a bit and the man deserves credit for his book

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 Před 2 lety +4

      Conan has always been a class act.

    • @Corrupt_Minds
      @Corrupt_Minds Před 9 měsíci +1

      It wasn't a bit. But Conan turns it into such. Awesome

  • @bL3dbL4k
    @bL3dbL4k Před 4 lety +1265

    Bread fetish. Now I've seen everything.

  • @hansgunther1477
    @hansgunther1477 Před 4 lety +167

    When he kind of proudly took out the Swiss army bread knife I lost it

  • @KevalPrajapatiSS
    @KevalPrajapatiSS Před 3 lety +276

    no one is going to talk about the fact he had a bread knife in his pocket

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 Před 3 lety +15

      The way he opened that knife and slammed it down on the board was hilarious, I’m surprised that didn’t get more of a laugh

    • @KevalPrajapatiSS
      @KevalPrajapatiSS Před 3 lety +2

      @@corgio1260 if anything. its funnier that no one noticed

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 Před 3 lety +3

      He is bread grand master. Of course he is going to have a bread knife.

  • @mangaroxx
    @mangaroxx Před 3 lety +45

    I love that he has a sense of humor about his expertise and obsession. The absurdity about the enthusiasm he has for something so simple like bread is not lost on him. He's effortlessly hilarious.

  • @sebthedeb8423
    @sebthedeb8423 Před 4 lety +383

    Normal Presenters: Invite a Famous Actor or singer
    Conan: bReAd ExPeRt

  • @INeyxI
    @INeyxI Před 4 lety +372

    I love this bread guy.
    At first I was like: 'poor old man, I wonder if they warn their guest of how...well strange conans interviews can be'
    But then he goes all in and plays that weird bread guy so well.
    Very entertaining interview great exchange.

  • @Devan-he4kr
    @Devan-he4kr Před 3 lety +50

    A good example of what makes Conan so magical. You can see it in his eyes early on that he knows this is going to be a good interview.

  • @torymills3677
    @torymills3677 Před 3 lety +394

    This guy is Bernie Sanders brother that got wayyyy into bread instead of politics 🤣

    • @goodgirl140
      @goodgirl140 Před 3 lety +4

      Omg I can’t 😂

    • @torymills3677
      @torymills3677 Před 3 lety +2

      @@goodgirl140 😂😂😂😂

    • @Raidoton
      @Raidoton Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah his voice immediately reminded me of Bernie.

    • @hiraya5296
      @hiraya5296 Před 3 lety +5

      "we should not leave bread tasting to be the monopoly of snobbish wine drinkers" has a real bernie sanders vibe

  • @DiziCone
    @DiziCone Před 4 lety +467

    4:24 "THAT IS THE TAUTOLOGY IN WHICH NONBELIEVERS ARE LOCKED INTO!"

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 Před 3 lety +26

      This should be a bumper sticker

    • @AkiraChan24
      @AkiraChan24 Před 3 lety +9

      I want to know specifically what his believers are believing in. What constitutes a nonbeliever in bread? I have so many questions!

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 Před 3 lety +2

      Spit on da non believers (...in the great taxonomy of things).

    • @Sacha_Sayan
      @Sacha_Sayan Před 3 lety +15

      @@AkiraChan24 He means the people who refuse to take bread seriously as something with depth, a rich cultural heritage, and worthy of analysis. He's suggesting you should humour the idea that it's not "just bread", but something that really does have a great amount of meaning and dimension behind it.

    • @troyshen5715
      @troyshen5715 Před 3 lety

      Said like a true professor

  • @virus2003
    @virus2003 Před 4 lety +605

    Ahhhhh, the beloved "second guest". Always loved these odd guests. Worst part of the new format is the lack of the second guest no one cares about.

    • @moniemaker27
      @moniemaker27 Před 4 lety +19

      db lucky for you it was just announced conan is going back to the hour format!

    • @moniemaker27
      @moniemaker27 Před 4 lety +1

      db okay I actually lied. I thought it was an hour format but it’s not. Still 30 minutes

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 4 lety +3

      These were usually the third guests.

    • @TheBigFunky4
      @TheBigFunky4 Před 4 lety +2

      Especially a second guest sitting next to Norm MacDonald

    • @jonahjameson272
      @jonahjameson272 Před 4 lety

      Notice how all of COCO's old clips are of the show's old format. New Ellen style table no desk 1 guest is so TRASH!

  • @bajer111
    @bajer111 Před 2 lety +26

    8:05 look at the face of the breadman. He spend the last 8 minutes setting up that joke, and it worked PERFECTLY.

  • @dainumo
    @dainumo Před 3 lety +34

    I love the part at 4:27 when Conan realizes there's nothing he could possibly say that could top what the bread guy said.

  • @800pieds
    @800pieds Před 4 lety +128

    When you think even Colbert tiptoes around O'Brien not knowing what to expect and this guy doesn't even leave him any room to breathe. The Catholics comeback, wow

  • @thelorax2738
    @thelorax2738 Před 4 lety +95

    This guy scientifically talks dirty about bread, this is an art.

  • @elrondhubbard7059
    @elrondhubbard7059 Před 3 lety +177

    If Bread Professor was a regular guest I would actually watch this show.

    • @sakuya9017
      @sakuya9017 Před 3 lety +5

      Dude we get enough if the bread professor’s energy in Conan every show, we don’t need double trouble

  • @omegalpha777
    @omegalpha777 Před 3 lety +64

    Plot Twist: He's the uncle of Jordan Schlansky.

  • @azzu12
    @azzu12 Před 4 lety +489

    Why every time Conan gets a expert of something completely innocent they turn out to be total freaks 😂😂

    • @andreabruson5558
      @andreabruson5558 Před 4 lety +11

      because it's Conan!

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 Před 4 lety +49

      Cause no one spends 40 years studying bread if they haven't got ulterior motives.

    • @halloduauchhier
      @halloduauchhier Před 4 lety +1

      @@lamolambda8349 hahahah

    • @evanduncan2139
      @evanduncan2139 Před 4 lety +4

      Because no sane person looks at bread and decides to make it a life passion

    • @miloandot
      @miloandot Před 4 lety

      Were all freaks

  • @AntiZombieFortress
    @AntiZombieFortress Před 4 lety +223

    Conan's team is marvelous. Having the ingenuity to invite an expert such as this on the show is fantastic.
    Kudos to Conan as well! A true host. I love how this went down! Hahaha

  • @tiberiuskirk739
    @tiberiuskirk739 Před 3 lety +55

    The single greatest interview on Conan ever! This guy has legend status

  • @maxpeters2625
    @maxpeters2625 Před 4 lety +339

    He keeps stroking the bread throughout the entire interview.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 Před 4 lety +10

      "It's like a sexual experience"
      ...like? 😂😂😂

    • @user-zr6jm4ld9l
      @user-zr6jm4ld9l Před 4 lety +1

      How else is he supposed to butter his bread?

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 4 lety +1

      To be fair, a good baguette with crust really is enticing to touch. I kind of get where he's coming from lol

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 4 lety +2

      My mouth watered a few too many times watching this lol.

    • @goosebump801
      @goosebump801 Před 4 lety

      Krystal Myth Same! And I’m on the keto diet 😂

  • @goatlib2338
    @goatlib2338 Před 4 lety +95

    As a frenchman, I actually identify to everything this man does and says. Respect, monsieur.

    • @dvorak2676
      @dvorak2676 Před 3 lety +12

      tbh we don't do all the fuss around and we certainly don't spit at the end, but ofc most people in france can recognize a good baguette from a bad one immediately ; i cringed as soon as i saw some of the baguettes, and felt relief when he threw them away (not a joke)

  • @amritpathak6122
    @amritpathak6122 Před 3 lety +19

    "That's the kind of tautology non believers are locked into". This man really knows how to describe something

  • @N0rmad
    @N0rmad Před 3 lety +32

    This Bread PhD guy has the crowd in the palm of his hand.What a boss.

  • @madLphnt
    @madLphnt Před 4 lety +80

    This guy played his part perfectly.....a surging geyser of aromatics. That was great

  • @nssteja7516
    @nssteja7516 Před 4 lety +336

    This guy is CHARLES BOYLE people....he talks sensually about food, he speaks about MOUTH FEEL and he SPITS after tasting food
    prove me wrong

    • @Ex0dus111
      @Ex0dus111 Před 4 lety +17

      Oh the Mouth Feel, why won't anyone talk about the mouth feel!

    • @Avonbarksdaleable
      @Avonbarksdaleable Před 4 lety +7

      The writers of Brooklyn 99 must be Conans fans and remembered (or even took notes from) this interview 😂 😂 😂. It cannot be a coincidence

    • @highspeedfistfight
      @highspeedfistfight Před 4 lety +4

      Holy crap, you are absolutely right!

    • @Avarixin
      @Avarixin Před 4 lety +1

      @@Ex0dus111 Not enough people are talking about the mouthfeeel :(

    • @kuteken6312
      @kuteken6312 Před 4 lety

      But did he send the email blast tho?

  • @tanmaydeshpande2458
    @tanmaydeshpande2458 Před 3 lety +28

    6:29 that's the moment of genuine appreciation by Conan!

  • @CFCMICKTH33BHOYCFC
    @CFCMICKTH33BHOYCFC Před 3 lety +21

    “It appeals to the sight it appeals to the sound” this guy is Jordan schlansky

  • @luceibenberger3063
    @luceibenberger3063 Před 4 lety +112

    Professor, you've earned your French citizenship hands down ! Here we love bread and everything baguette's related. With so much knowledge, you can run for next presidency no questions asked.

    • @tongbokes5820
      @tongbokes5820 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Do you just sit here every night and angrily analyze people's youtube comments. Ive scanned for 2 minutes and counted like 9 of your lame negative comments. Like imagine quarantine sucking bad enough but then you spend your time doing that hahaha yikes.

  • @Ottee2
    @Ottee2 Před 4 lety +59

    OMG, so funny. I lost it when the good professor thrust his nose into the bread.

  • @flamendless
    @flamendless Před 2 lety +9

    "There are swallowers and there are spitters" 😂
    Man this guy's a legend!

  • @leni_haylett
    @leni_haylett Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is a brilliant example of 2 funny guys who have frequencies that are perfectly-aligned. The interview practically writes itself and the audience is engaged throughout. Hilarious professor XD, some of the lines he nonchalantly improvises are actually genius

  • @vincentperom2845
    @vincentperom2845 Před 4 lety +87

    I assumed this would be boring. Man I was way “wronger” than I thought.

  • @sackboydrake
    @sackboydrake Před 4 lety +45

    This guy schooled you Conan. He was the star in this..

    • @daniel1233
      @daniel1233 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Of course! But they may also be a spitter or a swallower as well

  • @pacificcoastbreeze
    @pacificcoastbreeze Před 3 lety +47

    Pretty sure Jordan Schlansky booked this guy

  • @ludvig9184
    @ludvig9184 Před rokem +10

    Who would have thought an interview with a bread expert would be one of the best and funniest interviews ever?

  • @gracelynnlu9705
    @gracelynnlu9705 Před 4 lety +313

    I kept thinking about that one scene from Ratatouille where they listened to the bread crunch haha

    • @bartsimpson4668
      @bartsimpson4668 Před 4 lety +12

      Gracelynn Lu Not the smell, not the look, but the SOUND... yes the sound.

    • @maeghalanka9020
      @maeghalanka9020 Před 4 lety +7

      Dude that movie makes me so hungry, especially the soup they make lol

    • @MrAdamJoel
      @MrAdamJoel Před 4 lety

      Gracelynn Lu yes!

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Před 4 lety +1

      Tbh baguette crunch is quite important. Good baguette will have really nice sound

    • @jahinmahbub8237
      @jahinmahbub8237 Před 4 lety

      wait, someone unironically watch Ratatouille ?? I don't believe you.

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy Před 4 lety +111

    Thirty-nine people just don't know an ICON when they see one.

    • @marco5030
      @marco5030 Před 4 lety +2

      It's going viral again, up to 73.

  • @MrMosoani
    @MrMosoani Před 3 lety +11

    I say it again. THIS is one of my favorite Conan episodes.

  • @muoian
    @muoian Před 11 měsíci +3

    One of the best segments from coco

  • @alchie0723
    @alchie0723 Před 4 lety +23

    That was randomly one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen.

  • @WhatShouldMyHandleB
    @WhatShouldMyHandleB Před 4 lety +111

    This man is the Jordan Schlansky of bread

    • @kmeadows
      @kmeadows Před 4 lety +1

      David Brown I was literally just about to say this. 😂 You beat me to it.

    • @kylewilliams8114
      @kylewilliams8114 Před 4 lety +1

      @@user-unknown173 I can hear it now, "You may find the subject of good bread unappealing, but to those of us with more sophisticated palates, the various details are fascinating. I prefer a bread with a more crisp crust for example, one that doesn't melt away after it comes in contact with the saliva."

  • @JOhnDoe-pi9jj
    @JOhnDoe-pi9jj Před 3 lety +16

    Me thinks this fella teaches at the "Jordan Schlansky" Center for kids who can't read good. Man the wordsmithing from this man is on point.

  • @DJ-ov2it
    @DJ-ov2it Před 2 lety +3

    He wrecks wonderbread at 7:16 like he has been waiting to do it his whole life.

  • @nordicnugz
    @nordicnugz Před 4 lety +62

    that has to be the funniest interview i've ever seen.

  • @evasive5017
    @evasive5017 Před 4 lety +54

    One of the best Conan segments I've seen, even at this present time.

  • @ktktktktktktkt
    @ktktktktktktkt Před rokem +3

    8:40 Looks like Conan forgot the professor's name and was trying to find it on the book cover xD

  • @cesarmadero05
    @cesarmadero05 Před 2 lety +5

    this is one of the few times a guest took the show from Conan. Conan just had the follow through the craziness. It was amazing.

  • @historysdustbin3988
    @historysdustbin3988 Před 4 lety +126

    This is like an episode of Curb starring Jordan Schlansky.

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 Před 4 lety +1

      No way Schlansky is this good with the audience. He doesn't even have the flow

  • @BkZ1AnD0nLy
    @BkZ1AnD0nLy Před 4 lety +35

    Whoever decided to upload this today is a genius. Everything about this video would make almost anyone laugh, especially today

  • @bigdaddy2372
    @bigdaddy2372 Před 3 lety +74

    This guy is a master of his craft! Hoped he was a comedian. But alas.. he's one professor that can never be too boring to listen!

    • @palamane1
      @palamane1 Před 3 lety +11

      Big Daddy, I took a class with Steve Kaplan in 1982 and never forgot it: the first lecture was 45 minutes on the social significance of bread in French society and Catholicism before the French Revolution, and at the end he talked about Marie Antoinette’s “let them eat cake,” and why it would have been a big deal in 1789. Yes, he would throw in the sexual comments (not quite like here-he’s having fun), but then he would move to the insight of how a little thing like bread told you about a society and world.

    • @hanzsantos
      @hanzsantos Před 3 lety +2

      @@palamane1 That's amazing man. I really hop his lectures are available in video format, hopefully on CZcams. Would very much like to listen to them and take a deeper peek into this bread madman.

  • @VoIcanoman
    @VoIcanoman Před 3 lety +9

    This is one of the great interviews of Late Night. Everything about it was comedic gold. Possibly intentionally, but if so, they disguised their writing pretty gracefully, making it seem like the lines were naturally-delivered. But I think it was mostly unintentional, and Conan just happened to have a funny guest who knew _exactly_ what he was doing.

  • @madmaxandrade
    @madmaxandrade Před 4 lety +85

    "If this segment airs tonight, I'm gonna be very surprised."

    • @dottiec7943
      @dottiec7943 Před 4 lety +1

      This is not this decade. Or the last five years. I don't think. Going to read the description now. Looks like young Conan.

    • @Gio_Vanni6143
      @Gio_Vanni6143 Před 4 lety +2

      2007

  • @jameslinton3811
    @jameslinton3811 Před 4 lety +49

    6:36 HE MENTIONS THE MOUTH FEEL

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced Před rokem +4

    I wish I loved anything as much as this guy loves bread.

  • @badassmoralfukka1
    @badassmoralfukka1 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Has a good tautology, it's immunology is filled with chronology"😂😂😂😂

  • @roshankeni2
    @roshankeni2 Před 4 lety +11

    That theology comment caught Conan off guard

  • @ultrasonic953
    @ultrasonic953 Před 3 lety +27

    The finale was just awesome, that guy is so hilarious and has a good chemistry with conan

  • @FloatingInDisgrace
    @FloatingInDisgrace Před rokem +4

    This man is naturally funny on the same level as Conan himself. I love when Conan is genuinely shocked by the quality of the “and it has no theology” line.

  • @clotho5437
    @clotho5437 Před 2 lety +4

    Conan with a witty guest is the best.

  • @PleasantlyDisturbing
    @PleasantlyDisturbing Před 4 lety +7

    The writers couldn't produce a better sketch....Jesus. when he opened it and stuck his face in to sniff.....i died

  • @jocter3594
    @jocter3594 Před 4 lety +61

    As a French it was hard finding good bread that wasn't expensive when I was living abroad in America. Making bread is really an art, it take skills. You can really taste the difference like a good wine. Spitting the bread or getting his head in the bread was quite weird and funny tho.

  • @cheeverbeaver
    @cheeverbeaver Před 3 lety +5

    Never would have thought it by the description....but this is one of the very best guests ever had.

  • @lightpole23
    @lightpole23 Před 3 lety +8

    my face hurts, funniest Conan interview ever!

  • @svsguru2000
    @svsguru2000 Před 4 lety +145

    Freud would have a field day with this guy.

  • @sleepytabledog
    @sleepytabledog Před 4 lety +55

    Reminds of that scene in Ratatouille, “Listen. A symphony of crackles. “

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 Před 3 lety +10

    Still one of the best guests he's ever brought on the show

  • @RationalGaze.BingChillin
    @RationalGaze.BingChillin Před 9 měsíci +2

    One of the best Conan guests

  • @PiyushSingh-214
    @PiyushSingh-214 Před 4 lety +549

    There should be debate between Jordan and this professor on the
    Bread
    EDIT: Thanks for the likes.
    This is my maximum no. Of likes
    that I have got.😊

    • @lv5310
      @lv5310 Před 4 lety +4

      Micheal Jordan or Jordan Peterson?

    • @dparag14
      @dparag14 Před 4 lety +3

      L V TF has Michael Jordan got to do with Conan. Looks like you have never watched him.

    • @chrisdominguez2229
      @chrisdominguez2229 Před 4 lety

      bushgirllives.link/JVt9M8EwnZA

    • @tennoheika94
      @tennoheika94 Před 4 lety +6

      ​@@lv5310 I bet Jordan Peterson is an imbecile when it comes to bread

    • @jamie_amaru
      @jamie_amaru Před 4 lety

      @@lv5310 that's my thought too