Am I LYING To You?!
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
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Dan : I hope you're not stalking me. * Shudders *.
Me : We are stalking you through CZcams
I mean, it's true.
Dolly Rockins 😂
But it's intentional, is it not?
Lol!🤣
The two men d
Dan:Do you think I'm.. clumsy? Probably.
Me: Dan there is literally a compilation of you falling of your chair, THAT YOU SAW!
Oh no. A furry.
😂
Wqqbei Oh no. A pessimist.
Ahhhhhh
lol
0:55 hands down the weirdest sound I’ve heard a hooman make.
Watch da hands.
ya wierd
Dan: “Down hErAaAaa”
lol
Humans not hoomans
See... Now that's a great dad!
he doesnt know it yet
Opposite of my dad tbh
Kate Vlogs probably
Ya
Past Dan
I just realized its been 3 years since you broke your hand! Its crazy how fast time flies.
Ikr
me: *takes a moment to process that*
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can broke his hand more than 3+
Game Trak 707 flys not flies
4 now i think
Dan: am i just one HEALTHY BOY
Oh yes you are
Even know I am not I am a possessed lil boy
2:46 only O'G's will remember when dan went to disney land and filmed him riding the rolercoaster!!
Aaron Mattingly your profile is a legend
I remember him going on the western ride
Bro I'm so og
I have been on his channel since day one
Same
Dan: “I never had any form of surgery”
Future dan: I have had nose surgery
I literally just said that
@@kiragreen9913 not everyone has seen ur comment
ha ha ha i was going to do that
Also birth surgery when he was born
ikr
I remember him talking about his nickname being TOE :P
Echo Gecko same! XD
Echo Gecko same
Wasn’t in the escapists video or something?
Me too
He said it was la toe
*Answer to the title:*
Yes, because he is not a diamond minecart.
he is the evil toe
Any more
🤔
*omg that reference*
Dadda dia your right
Am I lying to you?
me- NANI?
lol
Nani!?
NA- NANI?!?!
Nani?
Dude i see ya on every channel
17:58 if Dan's dad hadn't done that then Dan's hair would be red not blue
You're dad is a freaking legend. 👍
R.I.P his hand btw.
When you said that i was watching that part
Your*
@@lilx157 meto
Dat true
PROPER GRAMMAR PLEASE
Other than that, LOL.
Dan: "In school my nickname was TOE, we got some-"
Truth bar: "100%"
7:03
Glow Bros hey bro why do u have a diamond with a crown next to ur name
@Tony Toast its because he clicked join.
He 'joined' team tdm
@@tony2137 he is a member of the team Tdm
How do u join?
Daniel "Toe" Middleton.
So if you're a superhero, I'll call you Toe-man
His dad saved HIM from being burned by a pancake the dad is the hero
ha
I'll call him "The Toe*
Others: Dan broke his hand
More others: Grim, Trayaurus, and Craig
Me: amateurs!
Others: what was that punk!?
Me remembering Dan jumped in a toilet and went into a creepers butt: amateurs!
I remember too, soooo
Me remembering the shelf mod pack: AMATEURS!
i remember
YES THE MIKE WAZOWSKI HAT
Creepers blowing up his chests in his diamond dimensions,
Me: amatures
“Am I lying to you?”
“Yeah probably”
How do u have 2k subscribers without any videos???
@@Craftiegirlit’s called “magic”
Oh yes I remember when me, vex and my family went to your tour show back in 2017 it did get struck by lightning and so you and eve did a q&a while it was being fixed and my mom said we should probably go and we were about to until...THANK GOD your show was back on track after the storm so we stayed for the rest. PS great job on the show it was great 👍
Nice story
Cool
Mr. Mineblox it was
Dan!! Can you do some more just dance in a chicken costume for Easter!
OOF
12:36 HIS FACE WHEN HE SAID LYING IT HAS ME ROLLING
Dan- "have I ever eaten dog food?"
Me- "considering its Dan...yes"
Kinda creepy that you hav a face of Daniel
when I was a baby I ate an whole bowl of dog food lol ТЫ СЛУЖИШЬ РОССИИ И ЭТО ТЕБЕ ПОНРАВИТСЯ
@@thatsadlittleasiankid you laughed so hard you started speaking russian
@@eggcat3961 ТЫ СЛУЖИШЬ РОССИИ И ЭТО ТЕБЕ ПОНРАВИТСЯ
Dan: Am I lying to you?
me: Are you Dan...*are you..?*
no lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stranger Things theme plays*
_Ana Marija... BUT ARE YOU?_
yay it’s the DanTDM COMMUNITY CHALLENGE
THING...
Lol
I KNEW IT LELLELELEELELPOELEEOLELKOPGR;P0JHIOTYPUKYTOPJKT]U,-R-U TU0K-YP KOUYOPJKTYO MRJUYILOJY YT
It's the DTDMCDC
Bill Morris NO SWEARING
wow wow wow wow NO SWEARING
0:54 one of Dan's funniest moments
That so cool
Omg
Guys......
Who is og and remembers Peggy......
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED PEGGY!!
Rest In Peace little friend Rest In Peace.....
TBNRaditya stop your gunna upset someone
TBNRaditya DONT REMIND ME OF PEGGY 😭😭
You cant say your og if you talk about peggy.
Ogs remember when dan did minecraft
I’m sad ☹️ too guys...
TBNRaditya I still remember checking on his channel everyday to see if he posted something 😂 but seriously. Sad time.
God has a pen
Dan has a highliter
God draws the world
Dan makes it brighter
This comment is copied too much it's not true
You’re kinda late on this ‘trend’
BAR DUDE LIDDI REEDER GOT BARS
Liddi Reeder it’s honestly such a beautiful comment and true too
@tealing I respect your desicion your the people this world needs. (Sorry if I misspelled anything)
broken hand > flashbacks to minecraft
😢😢😔😔
Yeet
0:54 wow that HERE tho
Thumbnail: "Am I Lying To You?"
Me: "I don't know...are you?"
Game Knight
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn
DanTDM
THE DIAMOND MINECART?
THE DISCORD MANAGER?
Alqua line 😂😂😂Perfect
THE DIAMOND MARSHMALLOW?
*FBI OPEN UP*
The dumest man
I remember Dan saying half of these in old videos, including the toe one.
I’m glad I was able to be part of the livestream for once xD
tinga linga same I know
@tinga ligma why is that ur name
If I remember dan have brown eyes
tinga linga xD
10:10 when I was 4 years old, my eyes randomly change colour. Now I have 2 blue eyes
12:02 “Can people have not have a belly button?”
~ Dan 2019
LoL
Ha lol
I guess
Memorable quotes that should be made historic.
Legend, No, Dan, that is physically impossible.
Dan: I am allergic to apples. Truth or Lie
Me: I'm sure you've had an iPhone before
LOL
Good one 😂
Max Mills lol
XD 😂😂😂
XP LMAO
_You are more energetic in your Videos than in your LiveStreams_
-Says The Legends
Daz Me
*_ok_*
Dan call Dr. Triora‘s to ask him if the babies had no color in their eyes because he is a scientist omgosh
Whos dr triora
6:25 Dan we're not stupid, we know what crickets are
Nobody:
Dan: Am I Lying to you?
F for the gerbils 😭😭 (I legit almost cried when I heard that) edit:👏👏👏👏1/2 for Dan's Dad
Wut does that mean????
Idk
5:00 Dan actually has had sergery... well now he has...
Can you play more minecraft bed war, death run or other minecraft mini games.
I've been watching this channel for 6 years.. ❤️
Me too
Omg same...has it really been that long???? Wow
I’ve been watching for 4 years and I have watched him grow so fast 😪
Same.
Same
More Community challenge thing pls :D
No
Do you watch jacksucksatlife
@@JaxonDeevey no
yusei fudo pizza 🍕
How to make discord work
11:56
No, the 4th website is an innapropriate one so it isn’t safe to search
When you don’t see the title of the video and watched the whole thing..
“...Oh...”
Markiplier reference!?
lordbananafart 2004 Nani means "What?!"
That wasne't really funny
ya watch naruto?
I always thought that I have never had surgery, but then one day my mom told me I had surgery on my ears when I was a toddler
Omg wth that’s weird
Jenna Smith
Jenna Smith another smith
Jenna Smith I got a surgery on my belly button when I was a baby. I have scars.
Ive had 8 over the years (im 13 rn) for my ears and i had one a few days ago.
dan: of course I won't lie to you
us:OR WILL HE
He already did!
I am soooooooo telling the truth!!!!!!!!!!
F
- RIP Dan's Gerbils
Anything of Dan's will always be missed ;-;
F for the gerbils
Dan “you have cams in here”
Me “ Uncle Sam is always ALWAYS watching kids”
Title : *Am I Lying to you?*
Me : *No??*
Dan:I lied to you
Me:*gasps*
Me:you liar!
Dan:yeah of course I didn’t lie to you
XD
I'm
@@ffightus legend says he still to this day hasn't told anyone what he is.
Thanks
Dan: I have NEVER had surgery. Dan: Has seizure. Doctor: He now needs a brain surgery.
;-;
Huh?
I HAVE AN OUTIE BELLYBUTTON
-DanTDM 2019
Same
Cool can we see it X)
Same
Nah innie
2020 gang
Dan: (Talking about something...)
Me: IS THAT PEWDS MERCH!!!!!?????
Me: (Dan must be a 9 year old too!!)
maybe an 11 year old lol
I'm 11 and I watch PewDiePie
BlestFawn 6642 ikr
what?
I noticed it on yesterday’s stream for this video!!! I am not a member so I couldn’t use the chat... that is why I waited until it came out on video format, that way I could post what I saw!
Yes I know what crickets are
I’ve feed them to my Leo’s
I have aton of them for my beardie my frog my scorpion and my snake.
The Joker reptiles
What’s a Leo?
@@mayunicorns7459 a leopard gecko I'm pretty sure
Gotham Fan I used to have a beardie but we couldn’t look after it sad times
0:36 uhhh that's a lie right?
16:51
100% said yes and that's true
Dan: when i eat an apple, my head inflates twice the size.
Me: your forehead is big enough.
Is that a roast or what? (Just asking. :>)
Pup Pup's CZcams Channel hahahahahahahah
Ha!
Nice one
HOLY CRAP DUDE! You just ROASTED HIM! Ouch to him. Oof
Please read below as well but, RIP DadTDM's hand...
Love your channel Dan, I've been watching you since I was 5, and my brother has since he was three. That was when you only did Minecraft Mod Reviews. I'm part of TeamTDM and have a bit of your merch. I remember when you had Press Start as your intro and outro, I love your channel and keep up the amazing work, bye!
I'd been subbed to him since about 3 or 4 months before the dead prison videos
And u are still 5
@@titotemo5113 No
I been subbed to Dan since 2010
@@gudjob8551 but Dan started his channel back in 2012.
13:57 Happy Humble Burger Farm “fun fact actually my um my nickname used to be toe in secondary school, can you guess why.”
Title: am I lying to you?
Dan: no?
*LIE*
Hooray! Dans doing the Community Challenge
Thinggy..
.-.
Harry Potter omg
Hi dan I’ve been watching you since brown hair days and when all you played was minecraft
11:01 I once had a similar ordeal, about 2 years ago somebody in my school class threw a paper aeroplane directly into my eye. Wore an eye patch aswell.
I saw a video where you said your nickname in school was TOE
Congrats Dan, i just saw that you're the richest youtuber of 2018. AWESOME👏
Congratulate Dan by liking the comment.
👇
It's 2019 though?????
@@nuggets1654 The result of 2019 is not done yet because 2019 is not done yet.
You fan of jacksepticeye
@@bigbrain9313 yeah, i'm a big fan of his. But im also a big fan of dan.
Yes, I too will congratulate someone for having a lot of money
6:22 Dan, I’m sorry but... I think we know what crickets are lol
6:55
Nice.
wait a minute.. or an hour
16:15 "I did never get stung by a wasp-"
did Dan skip all his English lessons
lol ya
You forgot the question mark. (You also skipped your English lessons )
Haha
@@perlasosaa4059 reeeee
*Did.
Suggestion: Make a comment community challenge! We commenters want some attention too!
Ya we meed attemtion
"Am I lying to you"
I don't know, ARE you?
4:32 its not a lie anymore
Yeah I was about to comment that LOL
this is how many lies every youtuber has told us....
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Joshua Montague 12, huh
Idk what you guys are talking about! CZcamsrs dont lie!
188 lies lo,
Joshua Montague that is mean
YEET
0:19 cant stop laughing
keep pausing till you find that face
Think I found it! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Crowl_eyy what did you find? I don't get what he/she said?
I got all 15 correct.
*dabs*
Dan: Shook
I'm upset
YOU DABED
I got all of the questions correctly
119 DAB POLICE
That’s a lie
yay I was right
Jk
0:54 dan is secretly a baby villager
Dan Middletoe,
had to be saved by a pancake
awesome!
It’s Middleton..
I’m wheezing 😂
Dan Middletoe 😂
Dan Middlefinger
@@dragonplayz4215 8:20 its a joke
Jim I just choked
Pls do more prison architect
I love the series very much
And other people gonna be love it too
💓💖💗
yes
Same
Dantdm is rolling down the street........LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!
🎵They see me rollin. And they hatin🎵
Cringiest thing I've ever read in my whole life
@@spinelazuli29 They're dead memes and kids
@@spinelazuli29 They're Dead Kid Fricks
7:50 he revealed this in happy humble burger farm
Title: Am I LYING To You?
Me: I don’t know, are you?
*So what did we learn today about dan?*
1-he has eaten dog food
2-he has been on a rollercoaster(cool)
3-dan has broken 1 bone(he isn’t as clumsy as you thought...)
4-Dans had no surgery(Healthy boiii)
5-he can eat apples...ye that’s it
6-he eats bugs and not spiders...ok
7-Mr.Middletoe I mean Middleton..sorry
8-he is scared of the dark (lame...jk I am too)
9-he had/has/always will have blue eyes
10-Dan was secretly a pirate..for 3 days
11-dan has an outie..cool.
12-lighting is after Dan..when on tour(idk)
13-dan had gerbils..Mary-Kate and Ashley..RIP
14-Dan got stung by a wasp(not on his butt tho...phew)
15-Dan almost got killed by a pancake and superdad saved the day
This is a summary of the vid and what went on. :)
This is great
True VERY TRUE
@@lumiphobic thanks,it is very realistic and 100% true and exactly what Dan said 👌
@@yehiaig I know.....it's the most accurate thing I have ever written....
Petition For Dan To Make A Video With His Parents
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V
he has with his dad
SANDWING FOR LIFE
He has with his dad
ha has with his dad
@@Anonymous_TPL when send video pls
When he was telling about how he ate dog food, it reminded me of that one spongebob episode
You LITERALLY said that your nickname was Toe in one of your videos!
8
he mentioned it in the stream
Yup the 101 fan questions video
I’m not rly an OG but I swear I’ve heard him mention it before
Dan: "I'm pretty sure you start off with Grey eyes"
Me: According my Calculations *sniff* you either start off with Blue, Green or... oh.. or grey..
Dan: Ha! I'm 1/3 correct!!
Me: when I was %100
Dan has left the building..
you start off with black eyes in China
Well i have a black and brown
When I was baby and all my family eyes is brown and black
You start with blue in the UK then it
Shifts to your ACTUAL eye colour!
Lol
My brother was once stung by a wasp in one of his buttcheeks while going down a slide. 🤣 I dont even know how it happened!
XD😂😂😂😂
5:15
*flashbacks to nose surgery*
1. True/ 👍🏼
2. Lie/ 👍🏼
3. Lie/ 👍🏼
4.Lie /👎
5.Lie/ 👍🏼
6. True/ 👍🏼
7. Lie/ 👎
8. True/ 👍🏼
9. Lie/ 👍🏼
10. True/ 👍🏼
11. Lie/ 👎
12. Lie/ 👎
13. True/ 👍🏼
14. True/ 👎
15. Lie/ 👎
9/15 correct!
Nice name
The thumbs on 5. And 14. Are wrong
Hope german shepherd dont hate cat ;)
victor zaza they know they did the test
it is to show that they got the answer right or wrong victor zaza
0:55 XD I love the Squeaky Voice Dan. I Can’t stop Rewinding it LOL
Dan, play more sea of thieves with Justin and James!
And with jemma
that to
yea that was fun
Yeah
Pranjal Chaudhary I agree
4:20 "I have never had surgery"
Well now you can proudly say that you did have surgery
Dan: I have 2 blue eyes
Me: then why did u just put up 4 fingers lol
Maybe He Has 2 More Eyes At The Back Of His Head?
Maybe pizza
You don’t have an outie...
There’s just a *toe* sticking out of your bellybutton
LOL
*Dan The Toe, ToeTDM*
@Milk productions Mp you clearly weren't at the stream, his nickname at school was toe
Well obviously who wouldn’t know that?
XD
I was at the venue that was struck twice, it was weird.
17:29
PANCAKE DAY / PANCAKE TUESDAY
A British festival where they make pancakes on the Tuesday before lent and they celebrate it in Uk and Ireland
Basically Taco Tuesday but it’s pancakes
*shrove Tuesday
Bruh. I saw the “My Nickname In School Was TOE” in the “Answering 101 Fan Questions”? ÙwÚ
uwu
I literally watched that vid right before this lol
I watched that after this (I went back to this vid to see the comments)
ok exotic butters
UwU
"THE TOE HAS SPOKEN" LMAO🤣🤣🤣
April fool's happened a few days ago but nothing happened because my life is already a joke.